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In 1989, the U .S. enacted the Berne Conventional Implementation Act,

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John.

John. Hey, what?

You're masturbating in your sleep.

I'm not.

I'm late. Don't you need to be at the office?

Uh, I'm working from home today. I gotta make some phone calls.

Besides, I wasn't masturbating. And if I was, so what?

You're creepy.

Well... I think it's the alternator, but... Also, I... What do I know about

cars, right?

So, uh... I'm sorry about this.

Oh, I know it's not your fault.

I just wish I would have picked a better place to, like, go think off an effect.

Like my bedroom.

Yeah, it's alright. I called my mom, and, uh... She'll call me back in a

but, um... I don't know, I guess she's finishing up at the client or something

right now.

Well, what about, like, roadside assistance?

Don't even worry about it. My mom will come.

She'll take care of everything.

Um, okay.

Speak of the devil.

Hey, Mom.

Uh, yeah, so Libby and I are broken down on the side of the road.

Yeah, right by Red Creek Road. You know, by the hiking trail entrance.

Yeah, well, no, Mom, I don't know if you know, but I have half days for the rest

of the year.

Yeah. Yeah, all my credits are taken care of. Yeah.

Yeah, look.

Anyway, just, um, could you come pick us up?

And then, uh... Oh.

Okay, so the auto shop will come pick up the car?

And you'll come by and pick us up right now? That's great.

That's great. Thank you. Thank you.

Okay. Alright, well, we'll see you soon, gorgeous.

Stop.

Stop. Come on, you're the one who's gorgeous.

All right.

All right, well, I love you too, Mom.

All right, I'll see you soon. Bye -bye.

Just so you know, it's super creepy the way that you talk to me.

What are you talking about? I was just handling the car situation.

Yeah, but I... I don't feel like most guys talk that way.

Yeah, that's right, and you are the authority on how most guys talk to their

mothers, right?

Saying that, it's just, it's kind of weird.

Especially like the way that she was looking at you last night and touching

It just doesn't seem right.

Hey, what are you insinuating?

Nothing. I'm not. I was just, let's just drop it.

No, I kind of feel like you're disrespecting my mother and I gotta be

with you, that doesn't fly with me, Libby.

Look, I come from a good family, okay? And I understand it's something that you

can't relate to.

Okay, okay, let's be real. You come from a poor, working -class family. You

know, your father left when you were young.

And you and your mother didn't really have much of a relationship because, you

know, she was too busy working.

I get it. You don't understand. I get it.

You know what? You are a classist asshole.

Fuck you!

And why don't you go run off to Kentucky and marry your mom, huh?

What? Hey, Libby, what are you doing?

I'm just going to call my friends and have them pick me up for the trip. Bye,

Josh.

Libby, where are you going?

matter, handsome.

Your car's gonna be fine. It should be fixed by next week.

Yeah, I know.

Not that girl Libby, is it?

I mean, why would she get a ride with someone else?

I don't know.

We... We had an argument.

About... Well, about you.

She thinks our relationship is weird.

You listen to me.

That Libby is a no -good little mutt. I knew it from the moment she walked in my

front door.

Mom, come on. She's alright.

She's just... I don't know, jealous?

She'll think that it's weird that I call you gorgeous and beautiful and all that

stuff.

That's not weird.

I mean, I think it's kind of sweet.

I don't get it. I mean, it's true.

Let's face it, you're a hot mom, right?

Yeah, I'm pretty psyched about that.

If you were ugly, that would totally suck.

Yeah.

And you're so handsome.

I mean, I think Libby just doesn't understand.

So good.

Oh, God.

Oh,

Jesus. Oh,

Jesus.

oh my god

Oh, Jesus.

Oh,

Jesus.

Wow. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god. Yeah.

Wow.

Thank you.

Yes, please.

Oh my god.

Yeah? Yeah.

Fuck me. Oh my god.

This is how you imagine fucking me? Yeah.

yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh my God.

yes, yes, yes

Oh, Jesus.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

comfortable.

Oh fuck.

Oh my

god.

you know

Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Were they off your mind?