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[Narrator] Previously
on Forgive Me.
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I think Noelle would
be better off here.
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You were always so difficult.
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I was difficult?
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Gram, Christopher stole a car.
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The girl stays 'til
you sort yourself out.
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Thank you.
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I'm talking weeks,
not months, not years.
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Figure out what you're doing.
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I've got my limits,
and you're this close.
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[rhythmic theme music]
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[ambient music]
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[groaning]
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[distant whispering]
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[Priest] Jesus Christ!
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[Prelate] Enough of that!
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Ow!
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Look, you can't
stay awake all night
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and sleep in in the morning.
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I don't have to be up.
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You missed morning prayers.
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Look, this isn't you.
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I'm taking you to see my
doctor now, so get up.
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Get up.
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Over the counter
sleeping pills?
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No sleep, just groggy
the whole next day.
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Are you under a lot of stress?
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Yeah.
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Unusual, something new?
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Yeah.
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Something that
you could change?
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I found out that I'm a father.
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A father?
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A biological father.
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I already knew I'm
the other kind.
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Right, well that
sounds stressful.
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It's nightmares that
have been keeping you up?
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Yeah, yeah.
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So, maybe talking to
a therapist would help?
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It's not just nightmares.
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It's like waking
nightmares, waking dreams.
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We could be sitting here
just talking like this,
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and then I could have
one of these dreams,
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and then it just stops and
I resume the conversation.
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[Doctor] Well, if
you're tired enough
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you could fall asleep
anywhere, anytime,
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even for a few seconds.
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That happens sometimes.
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Other times?
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I see things.
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I hear them, and
then it takes a while
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to figure out they're not real.
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I know there's not actually
a dead guy on my ceiling
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talking to me even
if I do see him.
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Could I be sick?
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Bipolar, schizophrenic?
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If you were
schizophrenic you wouldn't
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see a dead guy talking to you
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and know that it
shouldn't be happening.
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If you saw a dead
guy talking to you,
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you'd talk back to him.
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I don't want to label you a
psychiatric patient just yet.
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That's a system, and
once you get into it
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it's hard to get out of it,
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and the drugs, once you're on
them, it's hard to get off.
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You're not sleeping, so that
can cause hallucinations.
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If we can get you sleeping
we may have a cure.
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I'm gonna prescribe you
something a little stronger,
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but I want you to
see a neurologist.
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Neurologist?
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I just see something in your
eye, the back of your eye.
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Just to make sure it's
nothing more than being tired.
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So, how'd it go?
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Forgive me Father,
for I have sinned.
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It's been a week since
my last confession.
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Yes, my son.
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I masturbated.
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You did?
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How was that?
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I was asleep.
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I was half asleep.
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It's a real problem
since we got cable.
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You know, films and things
before bed, Two and a Half Men.
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Father Gene's room sounds
like a war zone some nights.
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I didn't watch
television, it was a dream.
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I mean, it started as a dream.
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These things happen.
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It gets easier
when you get older.
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For all men, not just priests.
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What were you thinking of?
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I was dreaming about
the mother of my child.
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Really?
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[Priest] Why?
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There's something
sweet about that.
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It wasn't any of it sweet.
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You have to think
of different thoughts
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when you become aroused.
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You know, something that
you don't find sexy.
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Replacement thoughts.
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Not things that upset
you or that are sad.
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You don't have to
punish yourself,
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just mundane, taking out the
trash, raking the leaves, work.
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You have to be careful not to
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eroticize the
replacement thought.
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I couldn't rake the leaves
for about five years.
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[laughing]
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Go on.
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Hi, Father.
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Sister John Dominic.
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I haven't seen you here before.
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Well, usually I
go to Holy Mother
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when I have
something to confess,
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which is less and less
as the years go by,
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but I heard there
was some new blood,
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so I thought I'd spread
my sin around some.
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Well, it's good to see you.
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It's been a week since
my last confession.
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Okay.
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I skipped communion.
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It's Father Phil.
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He's constantly touching his
hair during the sacrament.
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Touching the Eucharist,
touching his hair,
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touching the Eucharist.
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I don't know what's
Christ's body
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and what's Father
Phil's dandruff.
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It's gross.
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I can talk to Father Phil,
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let him know that
he's deterring people.
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That would help.
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Don't say I said so.
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I mean, maybe you can say
that slicking back his hair
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during the sacrament
is prideful, you know?
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Not mention the brill
cream on the Eucharist.
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I'll be delicate, sister.
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Thank you.
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These things are.
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I spent a lot of the week
gossiping, I'm afraid.
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The parish is buzzing lately.
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You want to know what
the gossip's about?
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Well, if you feel it's
part of your repentance.
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I'm not sure.
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The gossip is pretty much all
about you these days, Father.
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Is it?
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Seems like you
have quite a history.
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[sighing]
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Well, tongues will wag.
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New priest in the
big house and all.
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We all have histories,
Sister John Dominic,
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but gossip and slander
about them is a sin.
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Certainly.
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That's why I'm confessing it.
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Well, it seems like a
special trip out of your way.
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No, no, no.
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I just thought you should
know that people are talking.
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There's a rumor,
a bastard child.
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It's what they're saying.
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That's a little bit
archaic, isn't it Sister,
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to demean a child?
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It's Deuteronomy.
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A bastard shall not enter
the assembly of the Lord
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even to his 10th generation.
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That could be the legacy.
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She's an innocent child.
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She's like any child.
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Is she?
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No one recalls a christening.
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She was.
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Not Catholic.
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You know, this hardly
seems like a confession
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Sister John Dominic,
are you through?
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[scoffing]
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I'm sorry, I
would have thought
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that you would've
been appreciative.
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That you might want to
have been forewarned
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that your secret's out, not
to the whole congregation yet,
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but to the Sisters and
some of the clergy.
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I thought that maybe you
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would want to be
proactive, preemptive.
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You know, Father,
your reputation
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is the reputation
of this church.
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It's not just yourself
you're disgracing.
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Are you angry with me, Sister?
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I have no right,
but I am disappointed.
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Father, I've dedicated
23 years of my life
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to the Catholic church.
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I'm doing all of it right
here in this diocese.
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In three years or five years
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you are going to be
head of this parish,
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and I will be
subservient to you.
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I am already subservient
to you, and I accept that.
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It's a little bit
of a bitter pill,
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but I learned to swallow my
pride before your voice cracked.
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It would go down a
little bit easier
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if you were a respectable man.
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Respectable men don't get
teenage girls pregnant,
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and let them wander off to
have the child without him.
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God did that.
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God did that.
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So, He did.
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Father.
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They're gonna come after you.
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You have a coveted spot.
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There are not a lot of young
men going into the priesthood,
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but a lot of them
would like your job,
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and the older ones would
love to stave off retirement.
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They have a secret on
you that could ruin you.
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You're gonna have to
get something on them.
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Do your homework.
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That's what I came to tell you.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome, Father.
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[sniffling]
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God the Father of Mercies
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to the death and
resurrection of your son,
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you have reconciled
yourself to the world,
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and sent the Holy
Spirit amongst us
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for the forgiveness of sins.
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Through the ministry
of the church
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may the Lord grant
you pardon and peace,
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and I absolve you from your sins
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in the name of the
Father and of the Son
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and of the Holy Spirit.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Thank you, Father.
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Sister John Dominic.
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Yes?
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100 Hail Mary's.
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[thudding]
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[clattering]
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[mystical music]
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Forgive me, Father.
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I'd been bad.
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Put it out.
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What do you want, Christopher?
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I hear I'm an uncle.
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Victoria.
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I thought you were a virgin.
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I'm impressed.
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Thank you.
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It wasn't supposed
to be a contest.
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Well, you would have lost.
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How come I'm not the godfather?
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[scoffing]
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Well partly because of your
completely godless existence,
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and secondly I don't think that
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they let you have
children in prison.
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You probably would have sold
my kid for a pack of smokes.
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I see your point, so
how is fatherhood, Father?
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You know, I've come close
six or seven times myself,
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but it always ended bad.
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As far as you know.
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True, who knows
how many of them
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I've got walking
around South End?
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Okay, Christopher.
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If you want to talk I
can meet you somewhere,
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but I'm on the clock right now.
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There's no one
waiting to confess.
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Well, there might be a rush.
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Where are you staying?
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Home.
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Home?
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Grams?
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Of course.
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Listen to me.
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00:17:33,682 --> 00:17:37,238
I just just got her to agree
to look after my kid for me.
266
00:17:38,548 --> 00:17:40,205
You're gonna F everything up.
267
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:41,931
Not this time.
268
00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:43,380
You know, I've taken the blame
269
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,622
for pretty much everything
that's gone wrong
270
00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:46,452
with this family,
but not this time.
271
00:17:46,452 --> 00:17:48,556
You're not gonna
pin this one on me,
272
00:17:48,556 --> 00:17:51,076
but I'm sure you'll find a way.
273
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,287
Christopher, I
never blamed you.
274
00:17:57,287 --> 00:18:00,187
I didn't blame you
for a single thing,
275
00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:02,257
and I saw how you went
from Point A to Point B,
276
00:18:02,257 --> 00:18:04,673
so I made my own mistakes.
277
00:18:04,673 --> 00:18:07,330
I know, and I'm loving it.
278
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,850
Seeing how you'd be judging
me if I had the love child,
279
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:12,990
I get chills it's so good.
280
00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:16,682
You're right.
281
00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:18,442
You're right I would have
judged you if it was you,
282
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,615
and I'm sorry.
283
00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:21,686
Are you kidding?
284
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:22,860
I'm psyched.
285
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,446
Psyched to be an uncle.
286
00:18:24,446 --> 00:18:26,690
I'm gonna take the kid
to the first strip club.
287
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:27,863
You're gonna come running
to me when they're 15
288
00:18:27,863 --> 00:18:30,106
'cause they hate your guts.
289
00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:33,350
I'm kidding.
290
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:36,560
Look I know I'm in the
way, but I got nowhere.
291
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,873
I just need to lie
low for a little bit.
292
00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:45,325
Where have you
been, Christopher?
293
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,050
I wonder, did you
do something again?
294
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,051
No.
295
00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:49,501
I'm broke.
296
00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:51,226
Times are tough out there.
297
00:18:51,226 --> 00:18:52,848
Haven't you noticed?
298
00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:54,677
Gram doesn't have any money.
299
00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:57,024
I just want to
sleep in my own room.
300
00:18:57,024 --> 00:18:58,232
[Priest] It's not
our room anymore.
301
00:18:58,232 --> 00:18:59,680
The couch then.
302
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,062
Listen to me, at some point
303
00:19:03,961 --> 00:19:06,859
at some point child services,
they're gonna come around,
304
00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:08,102
and they're gonna check out
305
00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:09,309
my child's living
situation, okay?
306
00:19:09,309 --> 00:19:12,105
There can't be an ex-con
sleeping on the couch.
307
00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:15,245
Look, I just want to see
Grandpa before he dies, okay?
308
00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:16,902
We were close.
309
00:19:16,902 --> 00:19:18,557
Not like you.
310
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,043
You're a mama's boy, you know?
311
00:19:23,216 --> 00:19:25,425
You must be fucking stupid.
312
00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:29,808
I thought you'd
actually want my help.
313
00:19:29,808 --> 00:19:33,466
Well, thanks for setting
the record straight, Father.
314
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,640
[banging]
315
00:19:40,609 --> 00:19:41,955
[polka music]
316
00:19:41,955 --> 00:19:43,129
Two or three?
317
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,788
You got the big apple,
then the Charleston.
318
00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:53,275
This is ridiculous.
319
00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:01,764
Hey.
320
00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:09,632
I got a big wedding coming up,
321
00:20:09,632 --> 00:20:12,772
and the bride insists
on a swing dance.
322
00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:14,981
It's a whole craze.
323
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,603
Ton of YouTubers.
324
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,813
I could teach you.
325
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,093
I can't wait.
326
00:20:25,989 --> 00:20:28,440
Take it from the top, okay?
327
00:20:32,443 --> 00:20:33,271
Big apple.
328
00:20:47,524 --> 00:20:50,836
- Now very good there.
- And, the twist.
329
00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:54,701
[laughing]
330
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,983
[Father Phil] That's
my fault, I apologize.
331
00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:02,293
You were doing great.
332
00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:03,536
[Prelate] It
wasn't that funny.
333
00:21:03,536 --> 00:21:05,779
[laughing]
334
00:21:30,108 --> 00:21:32,283
Do any of you know
any priests with kids?
335
00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:33,801
How would that work?
336
00:21:33,801 --> 00:21:34,629
I know one.
337
00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:36,286
I met one from Texas.
338
00:21:36,286 --> 00:21:37,494
Texas?
339
00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:39,736
Yeah, he was an
Anglican priest.
340
00:21:39,736 --> 00:21:43,084
In the 80's and 90's
the entire Anglican church
341
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:46,604
had some bru-ha-ha about the
rewriting of their holy book,
342
00:21:46,604 --> 00:21:50,745
so his congregation was schism,
so they turned Catholic,
343
00:21:51,712 --> 00:21:53,989
and he became a Catholic too,
344
00:21:53,989 --> 00:21:57,509
and went from being the
vicar to being the priest.
345
00:21:57,509 --> 00:21:59,407
Well, there you have it.
346
00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:01,167
I never met one.
347
00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:05,343
You're thinking about
what it'd be like to be dad?
348
00:22:05,343 --> 00:22:08,483
We all do when we're
you know, 25, 30,
349
00:22:10,002 --> 00:22:12,521
when all the people you grow
up with start having babies.
350
00:22:12,521 --> 00:22:14,867
We think about
what we're missing.
351
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,558
We do not all.
352
00:22:16,558 --> 00:22:18,698
Whose having kids
at 25 these days?
353
00:22:18,698 --> 00:22:21,873
Whatever, I'm just
telling him it's normal.
354
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,081
Well, marriage and children
355
00:22:23,081 --> 00:22:25,048
are the preoccupations
of this world.
356
00:22:25,048 --> 00:22:27,567
Our occupation is
of the next world.
357
00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:30,155
Is that supposed to help?
358
00:22:30,155 --> 00:22:31,363
Well, it's the reason.
359
00:22:31,363 --> 00:22:32,571
No.
360
00:22:32,571 --> 00:22:34,400
Inheritance, that's
the real reason.
361
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,608
Yeah.
362
00:22:35,608 --> 00:22:37,092
Before the Middle Ages which is
363
00:22:37,092 --> 00:22:40,439
half the history
of Christianity,
364
00:22:40,439 --> 00:22:43,027
priests were allowed
to have multiple wives,
365
00:22:43,027 --> 00:22:46,065
concubines, children,
so Pope Pelagius
366
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,859
made all new priests
agree that their children
367
00:22:48,859 --> 00:22:52,034
couldn't inherit to
clear up any confusion
368
00:22:52,034 --> 00:22:53,415
about what belonged
to the church
369
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,726
and what belonged to the priest.
370
00:22:55,726 --> 00:22:57,383
Now, the priests didn't like it
371
00:22:57,383 --> 00:23:00,110
so eventually they
banned marriage for priests all together.
372
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:02,801
Illegitimate sons
couldn't inherit.
373
00:23:02,801 --> 00:23:05,596
Daughters didn't inherit anyway.
374
00:23:05,596 --> 00:23:07,495
It was a money thing.
375
00:23:07,495 --> 00:23:09,668
Well, that's not the
way I was taught it.
376
00:23:09,668 --> 00:23:12,844
Well, your
education was lacking.
377
00:23:12,844 --> 00:23:15,363
Until the 11th century
there were too many priests
378
00:23:15,363 --> 00:23:18,159
who considered the endowments
and the gifts to the church
379
00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:20,608
to be their own property, and
they were acting like gentry
380
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,300
and passing it onto their sons.
381
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:26,096
Christ didn't marry and
Christ didn't have children.
382
00:23:26,096 --> 00:23:27,751
That's why.
383
00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:30,133
Yeah, that's why.
384
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:33,273
1,000 years of
tradition is not enough.
385
00:23:33,273 --> 00:23:34,792
It's also good to be
able to talk about things
386
00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,173
when they bother you.
387
00:23:36,173 --> 00:23:37,656
You can talk to me.
388
00:23:37,656 --> 00:23:40,176
Nevermind Tango and Cash here.
389
00:23:40,176 --> 00:23:44,282
It's a small price to pay
to devote your life to God.
390
00:23:53,531 --> 00:23:55,911
? Step into the light
391
00:23:55,911 --> 00:23:59,328
? When the loneliness
confounds you
392
00:23:59,328 --> 00:24:00,812
? Step in step in
393
00:24:00,812 --> 00:24:03,055
? Step into the light
394
00:24:03,055 --> 00:24:06,886
? When Babylon confounds you
395
00:24:11,579 --> 00:24:13,753
? Away
396
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,479
? Step in step in
397
00:24:15,479 --> 00:24:18,619
? Step into the light
398
00:24:21,104 --> 00:24:23,933
? Step in step in
399
00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:26,246
? The light
400
00:24:37,461 --> 00:24:39,222
[Narrator] Next
time on Forgive Me.
401
00:24:39,222 --> 00:24:40,463
I did ask my brother.
402
00:24:40,463 --> 00:24:42,776
He said he'd help me.
403
00:24:42,776 --> 00:24:44,295
How?
404
00:24:44,295 --> 00:24:48,332
Well we didn't get into a
plan, but I thought pills,
405
00:24:48,332 --> 00:24:51,265
and then I read
somewhere that you could
406
00:24:51,265 --> 00:24:55,648
get the shot from a vet,
what they use to kill dogs.
407
00:24:55,648 --> 00:24:58,408
You want to be
put down like a dog?
408
00:24:58,408 --> 00:25:02,171
I just want to go to
sleep and not wake up.
409
00:25:02,221 --> 00:25:06,771
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