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Juan?
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Hey, I didn't know you were home.
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Okay.
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We need to talk.
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Just to let you know, I have a lot of
homework to do, so... Okay, look, this
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really awkward for me to talk about.
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Well, maybe we shouldn't talk then.
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We have to talk.
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Juan, this is about you.
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And your semen.
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I kind of don't want to talk about my
semen right now.
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Look, when I am doing laundry and I go
to your room and
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I find semen on your socks, towels,
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bed, it's gross, but it's fine because
that's your
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room.
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But when I'm in my bathroom and...
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I go to wash my face, and then I take
the towel, and I dry my face, and I get
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semen in my eye.
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That's disgusting.
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Well, why didn't you look at the towel
before drying your face? That's such a
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rookie mistake.
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That's my bathroom.
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Juan, your semen is literally
everywhere.
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Like, I can't get away from it. We've
got to do something.
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I was thinking, what if we designate a
corner of your room as a kind of a
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masturbation station?
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And we can, like, put a comfortable
chair and, like, maybe a little table
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like, some tissues.
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And then your semen is contained.
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What do you think?
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I'm going to be honest with you. That
sounds a little too restrictive.
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Why can't you have sex with girls like
other guys your age?
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Just go have sex.
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Well, you see, I don't really like girls
my age. Because, I mean, when...
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They tend to use their teeth when
they're sucking my dick. I mean, when
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performing Felicia.
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Do you like swimsuit models or lingerie
models? Because we can get some
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magazines and we can put those in your
masturbation station.
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Well, I'm going to be honest with you. I
found some photos of you in my dad's
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closet when you were a stripper.
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What kind of pictures?
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Photos of you in leather underwear and
leather boots.
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I mean, I tend to masturbate to these
photos from time to time, and I
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you just sucking my dick. I mean, just
since we're being honest and shit.
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Okay.
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So, what do you propose we do about this
whole situation?
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Well, I mean...
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Maybe we can fuck and then set up my
masturbation station.
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What do you say?
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What?
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I mean, I know I'm only your stepmom,
but this is still really inappropriate.
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I mean, Dad won't find out. No one will
find out.
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Well... Okay.
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It's been a while.
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Has it? Yeah. I think your father's gay.
I mean, if we're going to be honest.
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You don't say. Yeah.
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So good.
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exactly how I imagined it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, it feels so good.
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Yeah.
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for your load to go.
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It sure was.
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It was between both of us, right?
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Yes.
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