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Hey, man.

How are ya?

I'm gonna stalk our house. Just, uh, grab me.

Cool. Uh, see ya.

Mom?

I'm your stepmom, Andrew. Not your real mom. You can call me Beth.

Okay.

Beth, um... How are you feeling?

Well, I broke my leg water skiing in Puerto Verde last week.

I can't get around without crutches.

How do you think I'm feeling?

Right.

Um... Well, uh...

Is there anything I can get for you?

Coffee.

With a quarter cup organic half and half.

A teaspoon of stevia.

Also, some tomato soup and half a grilled cheese sandwich.

Yeah.

You got it.

Okay, here we go. Real cheese ended.

What are you doing, Andrew? Oh, very welcome back.

Look, all I'm saying is that I think she would benefit from having another

person here.

Like, like a nurse or, I don't know, an assistant or something. Just somebody

other than me.

Because she doesn't like me, Dad.

And she's never liked me, so please, will you just stop saying that?

Yeah, of course I'm pissed.

Because I worked my ass off for that internship at the Oregon Primate Center.

And then I just had to give it up.

No, I... Dad, I don't care what kind of pull you have at your alma mater, okay?

The best program in my field is at Stanford, not John Hopkins.

But you just don't... Dad!

Dad!

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Look, I'm just gonna go, all right? I'll talk to you later.

Mr. Robinson, you aren't trying to seduce me, are you?

You don't have to do anything.

You don't have to do anything.

Mmm, that's a good boy.

I like that.

Do you like that?

What would you like?

oh my god

Hmm? Okay, with me.

Please, I love that.

Yes.

Please, please, please.

There we go.

Ooh!

But you're hurting.

I'm not going anywhere.

Are you in a rush?

Are you going to take a slow?

Huh?

Are you going to do it?

No.

Oh.

Have a good one.

Big fat one.

Thank you.

Yeah.

What the... Hey, you're on crutches, huh?

You haven't bothered to check on me for the past few hours.

Uh, no.

No, no. I went in your room, and I brought the food that you wanted, but

were asleep, so... What was I supposed to do?

Well, my food is cold. I need you to warm it up for me.

Here you go.

Reheat it.

Can you

hand

me my food?

Yep.

Just like you asked.

Thank you.

Enjoy.