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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,313 [MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:11,315 ♪ WELL, WELL, HERE WE ARE ♪ 5 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,404 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE GOIN' FAR ♪ 6 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,624 ♪ DON'T MATTER WHAT THEY PUT US THROUGH ♪ 7 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,495 ♪ DON'T MATTER D-D-D-DON'T MATTER ♪ 8 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:19,497 ♪ CHECK OUT ALL OUR SKILLS ♪ 9 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,325 ♪ WE'LL MAKE SOME DOLLAR BILLS ♪ 10 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:22,935 ♪ DOIN' JUST WHAT WE LIKE TO DO ♪ 11 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,502 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY 12 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:27,070 -♪ WE'RE SUPERSTARS -♪ HEY 13 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:30,813 -♪ WE'RE DOIN' IT, DOIN' IT LIKE SUPERSTARS ♪ -♪ HEY 14 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:33,033 ♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' TO STOP US 15 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,904 ♪ YEAH, WE'RE GONNA CHANGE HISTORY ♪ 16 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:38,125 ♪ 'CAUSE WE COULD DO ANYTHING LIKE SUPERSTARS ♪ 17 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,996 ♪ HEY, HEY SUPER, SUPERSTARS ♪ 18 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,172 -♪ HEY, HEY -♪ WE'RE SUPERSTARS 19 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:44,392 -♪ HEY -♪ HEY, HEY 20 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,959 ♪ WE'RE S-SUPERSTARS 21 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:49,484 -♪ HEY, HEY -♪ HEY, HEY 22 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,486 ♪ NOW, NOW, WE'RE COMIN' ROUND ♪ 23 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,488 ♪ THERE'S SOMETHING GOIN' DOWN ♪ 24 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:55,185 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO BRING ♪ 25 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,535 ♪ YOU KNOW, YOU-YOU YOU KNOW IT ♪ 26 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:59,537 ♪ HEY, WORLD, THE COAST IS CLEAR ♪ 27 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,191 ♪ WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO FEAR? 28 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:03,367 ♪ WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH EVERYTHING ♪ 29 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,108 ♪ WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH EVERYTHING ♪ 30 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,241 - ♪ WE'RE SUPERSTARS - ♪ HEY 31 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:10,374 ♪ WE'RE DOIN' IT, WE'RE DOIN' IT LIKE SUPERSTARS ♪ 32 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,985 -♪ HEY -♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' TO STOP US 33 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:14,987 ♪ YEAH, WE'RE GONNA CHANGE HISTORY ♪ 34 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,816 ♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE CAN DO ANYTHING LIKE SUPERSTARS ♪ 35 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,557 -♪ HEY, HEY -♪ SUPER, SUPERSTARS 36 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:22,473 -♪ HEY, HEY -♪ SUPER, SUPER, SUPERSTARS 37 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:23,692 ♪ HEY, HEY 38 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:27,217 ♪ S-S-S-SUPERSTARS 39 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:29,698 -♪ HEY, HEY -♪ SUPER, SUPERSTARS 40 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:33,832 -♪ HEY -♪ ALL AROUND THE WORLD 41 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,399 -♪ HEY -♪ ALL AROUND THE WORLD 42 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:41,144 ♪ WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH EVERYTHING ♪ 43 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,711 ♪ WE'RE SUPER... 44 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:45,148 -♪ WE'RE SUPERSTARS -♪ HEY 45 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:46,715 ♪ WE'RE DOIN' IT, WE'RE DOIN' IT ♪ 46 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:49,152 -♪ LIKE SUPERSTARS -♪ HEY 47 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,023 ♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' TO STOP US 48 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,982 ♪ YEAH, WE'RE GONNA CHANGE HISTORY ♪ 49 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:55,158 ♪ 'CAUSE WE CAN DO ANYTHING LIKE SUPERSTARS... ♪ 50 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:57,117 [MAN] ASHLEY, 51 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,249 HERE'S THE THING. 52 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:00,729 I THINK ABOUT YOU 53 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:03,819 EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY 54 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,342 -[RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHING] -UH! 55 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:11,261 -UH...WILL YOU MARRY ME? -[GIGGLING] 56 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,092 YES. 57 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,183 CONGRATULATIONS. 58 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:21,402 ARE YOU OKAY? 59 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,751 YEAH, MM-HMM. 60 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:26,102 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] 61 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:41,073 WELL, YOUR ANALYSIS OF THE NIGHT, 62 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:43,902 MODERATELY OUTLINES HIS IMPRESSIVE MILITARY CAREER. 63 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:46,383 I MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING PIECES OF HOW ROMANTIC HE IS, 64 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:48,646 -BUT YOU'RE JUST-- -I NEED YOU. 65 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,648 THERE'S A LINE, ANGELINA. 66 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,955 THE CHARACTER'S AMOROUS, SARAH, AND THIS IS CHAUCER. 67 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:54,783 SO, IF THIS IS YOUR THESIS, 68 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,350 YOU NEED TO FOCUS YOUR EXPLICATION 69 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,960 ON HIS UTOPIAN IDEALS. 70 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:00,267 NO, YOU CAN DO THIS. FOCUS. 71 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,617 -OFFICE HOURS ARE CLOSED. -[GIRLS GROAN] 72 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,227 I'VE GOT THE GOVERNORS BALL TONIGHT, 73 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,620 AND IT'S TIME TO SEAL THE DEAL. 74 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,099 FOR RING BEFORE SPRING FLING. 75 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,405 WELL, WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW? 76 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,581 CALI WILL POST MY HOURS. 77 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:13,062 -NOW, SHOO. -UH-AHH. FINE. 78 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:20,809 [MUSIC PLAYING] 79 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:23,594 [GUESTS CHATTERING] 80 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,952 -HI, MY LOVE. -HEY, BABY. 81 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:35,432 [GIGGLES] 82 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:36,999 -APPLE. -LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE. 83 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,305 -LET ME SEE. -[BOTH SQUEALING] 84 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,220 [BOTH GASPING] 85 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,179 NO, DON'T CRY. DON'T CRY. 86 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,485 DON'T CRY. DON'T CRY. 87 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,226 EVERYONE'S GONNA SEE. 88 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,531 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS MOMENT 89 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:48,967 MY ENTIRE LIFE. 90 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:50,099 NOW IT'S RUINED. 91 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:52,144 EMILY, 92 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:54,321 I CAN FIX IT. 93 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,583 LET'S GO. 94 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:56,932 ONE SECOND. 95 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,677 [BOTH LAUGHING] 96 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,157 [SNAPPING FINGERS] 97 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:06,463 SHH. 98 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:08,465 IT'S THE END OF THE END. 99 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:10,337 NO, NO, NO, TRUST ME. TRUST ME. TRUST ME. 100 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,382 I CAN FIX IT. 101 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,384 -LET'S TAKE A SELFIE. -LET'S DO IT. 102 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:15,820 -OKAY. -READY? 103 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:16,995 -YES. -ONE, TWO... 104 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,301 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 105 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,172 -[ALL] AWE! -THAT'S WHEN I KNEW. 106 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,740 -AWESOME. -I WAS MADE FOR POLITICS. 107 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:25,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 108 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:27,136 SAY, "CHEESE." 109 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:28,529 CHEESE. 110 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,357 -[SHUTTER CLICKS] -CHEESE. 111 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,794 WHAT, WHAT'S YOUR ETHNICITY? 112 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,274 I CAN'T-- 113 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,319 -HEY, APPLE. -THERE YOU ARE. 114 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,060 HERE I AM. 115 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,192 EMILY AND CHELSEY ARE ALREADY HERE. 116 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:42,543 HER RING IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 117 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,414 IT'S A PRINCESS CUT, WHICH IS REALLY NICE. 118 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:45,937 -[SIGHS HEAVILY] -BUT... 119 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:48,940 BUT, YOU PREFER A BRILLIANT CUT. 120 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:50,507 YOU DO LISTEN WHEN I HINT. 121 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,292 A HINT? HAH! 122 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,859 YOUR, UH, HINTS ARE ABOUT AS SUBTLE AS A JACKHAMMER. 123 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,342 BOOP. 124 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,039 SO, UH, 125 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,215 EVAN SAID IT WAS A LONG LINE TODAY AT THE OFFICE. 126 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:05,696 UH, YEAH. EVERYONE AT THE SCHOOL IS ALWAYS SO STRESSED. 127 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,307 HMM, IT IS GREENE. 128 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,526 WHATEVER. 129 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:11,963 GLAD I WAS ABLE TO STEAL YOU AWAY. 130 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:14,226 ALWAYS. 131 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,228 DANCE? OKAY. 132 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,274 -YES. -DON'T STEP ON MY TOES THIS TIME. 133 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,015 I NEVER STEP ON YOUR TOES. 134 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,237 HEY, BABE, I LEFT MY ECON NOTEBOOK AT YOUR FRAT. 135 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:26,630 SO I'M HEADED OVER TO GET IT. 136 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,683 OH! HEY, DERRICK, HEY, CHELSEY. 137 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,685 -HEY. -DERRICK, GET ME YOUR PAPER. 138 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,034 APPLE, WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT. 139 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,383 YOU WRITE MY PAPERS FOR ME, 140 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,167 AND I RUN AROUND WITH MY SHIRT OFF. 141 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,995 -THAT IS NOT OUR AGREEMENT. -YOU SAID IT. 142 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,127 -NEVER. -YOU SAID THAT. 143 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,348 WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED? 144 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:49,914 WAS THERE A FIRE? 145 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,742 YEAH, ONLY IN MY ROOM. 146 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,440 I BARELY MADE IT OUT ALIVE. 147 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,442 -ARE YOU OKAY? -[LAUGHS] 148 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,966 ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TAKING ME LITERALLY? 149 00:05:58,009 --> 00:06:00,142 I'M GOING TO OXFORD. 150 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,535 YEAH, THEY DISBANDED THE RUGBY TEAM, 151 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,058 AND MY DAD'S HAVING ME TRANSFER. 152 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,799 YOU KNOW, YEAR OFF RUGBY AND THE NATIONAL TEAM 153 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,714 -WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME. -THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 154 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,324 APPARENTLY WE'RE BREAKING TITLE 9. 155 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,630 TITLE, TITLE 9. 156 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,371 WHERE THERE HAS TO BE AND EQUAL NUMBER 157 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,503 -OF MALE AND FEMALE SPORTS? -YEP, THAT'S THE ONE. 158 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,462 THAT'S IT? THAT'S NO PROBLEM. I CAN FIX IT. 159 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:17,899 NO, YOU CAN'T FIX IT, APPLE. YOU CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING. 160 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,074 YES, I CAN. 161 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:20,684 SO, OKAY, THE RUGBY TEAM 162 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,991 HAS A MINIMUM OF SEVEN PLAYERS ON THE FIELD, RIGHT? 163 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,688 SO WE NEED A SEVEN PLAYER FEMALE TEAM. 164 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,081 WE'LL GO WITH SOFTBALL. 165 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,648 -AH, BUT THEY'RE SO TOMBOY. -HMM. 166 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,301 WELL, VOLLEYBALL. 167 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:31,391 UGH. THEY'RE REALLY TALL. [GASPS] OH, I KNOW! 168 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,175 -APPLE, STOP. -UNPACK, UNPACK. 169 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,785 -PLEASE STOP. -UNPACK, UNPACK. 170 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,700 -WHAT'RE YOU DOING? -I AM GONNA MAKE... 171 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:39,094 -THE GYMNASTICS TEAM. -OH. 172 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:41,096 [LAUGHS] 173 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:42,967 THAT'S CUTE. THAT'S REALLY CUTE. 174 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:45,405 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FIXER, YOU REALLY ARE 175 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,189 AND I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO FIX THIS, 176 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:49,191 BUT, IT'S NOT EMILY'S NAIL. 177 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:51,062 OKAY, THIS IS REAL, APPLE. 178 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,674 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE NCAA. 179 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:56,198 LOOK, WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE AT GREENE. 180 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,505 IT'S THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY IN THE COUNTRY, 181 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,028 AND YOUR PARENTS ARE LEGACIES 182 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,899 AND THEY DONATE THOUSANDS OF BOOKS A YEAR. 183 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,684 SO, YOU'RE HERE. 184 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:07,296 I HAD A PERFECT SAT, AND I WAS A GYMNAST. 185 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:09,080 WHEN YOU WERE 13. 186 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,648 YOU DON'T HAVE AN ATHLETIC BONE IN YOUR BODY. 187 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:14,042 YOU DROVE YOUR SOBRIETY'S ANNUAL 5K. 188 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:16,653 BECAUSE THEY NEEDED A SAFETY DRIVER. 189 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:19,090 YOU'RE SKINNY-FAT. 190 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,962 I'M SORRY, BUT SOMEONE HAD TO TELL YOU. 191 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,442 HERE'S THE TEST. READY? 192 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:23,965 -ONE, TWO, THREE... -STOP-- 193 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,053 -NO. -EXACTLY. 194 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,489 -NO GYMNAST... -EXACTLY. 195 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,882 NO GYMNAST COULD CATCH THAT. 196 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:29,492 GYMNASTICS IS NOT A BALL SPORT. 197 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:30,928 COME HERE. 198 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:32,756 WE HAD A GREAT RUN. 199 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,324 YOU KNOW, AND I REALLY THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD BE THE ONE. 200 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,195 -I KNOW. -I THOUGHT YOU COULD, BUT, UM... 201 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:38,370 -TODD. -I GOTTA MOVE ON. 202 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:39,763 -TODD. -BOOP. 203 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,112 -NO. -HERE. OH... 204 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,723 -STOP DOING THAT. -TAKE THESE. 205 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,246 OKAY, WE'LL TALK LATER. 206 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,902 OKAY, GOOD RIDDANCE. 207 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:52,341 "COULD BE THE ONE"? I'M TOTALLY THE ONE. 208 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:54,082 MOVING TO OXFORD. [SCOFFS] 209 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,475 HE'S JUST IN SHOCK, RIGHT? 210 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,433 THE THING HE LOVES SECOND MOST IN THE WORLD 211 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,261 WAS JUST TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM. 212 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,655 IT'S GOTTA BE SHOCK. HE'S NOT LEAVING ME REALLY. 213 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:05,397 I THINK HIS PLANE LEFT THIS AFTERNOON. 214 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,487 ALL I'VE GOT TO DO IS FORM THE TEAM, 215 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:10,402 GET THE BUY-IN FROM THE ATHLETIC DIRECTOR, AND PETITION THE NCAA. 216 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:13,536 BING, BANG, DONE. RUGBY TEAM IS BACK, AND I'M ENGAGED. 217 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:16,365 SOCRATES, REALLY, ON THE "INTRO TO PHILOSOPHY" PAPER? 218 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:18,498 SO OBVIOUS. 219 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,108 YOU MIGHT AS WELL QUOTE MICKEY MOUSE 220 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:21,544 ON THE "INTRO TO DISNEY" PAPER. 221 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,111 JUST REDO IT. 222 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,939 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 223 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,375 EXCUSE ME. 224 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,898 HEY, HOW'S IT GOIN'? 225 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,292 OOH, FRAT GUYS. NO, FRAT GUYS ARE OUT. 226 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,207 GET MY BOYFRIEND BACK, I'll GET YOU AN "A." 227 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,904 AH, I THINK I CAN FIND YOUR BOYFRIEND. 228 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:36,080 -MOVE ALONG. -AH, ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO. 229 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:42,870 "CHET WIDDINGTON." 230 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,092 -[SIGHS] -[PEN SCRATCHING PAPER] 231 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:49,877 APPLE, THIS IS MY SIXTH DRAFT. 232 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,314 WELL, IT'S NOT COMPLETELY TERRIBLE. 233 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,142 -[SIGHS] -THIS IS... 234 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,578 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 235 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:58,146 BUT THIS IS... 236 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,365 JUST SO TERRIBLE. 237 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,585 MIT? ABSOLUTELY NOT. 238 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:05,501 GREENE STUDENTS ONLY. GET OUT OF HERE. 239 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,503 -[CELL PHONE RINGING] -OOH. 240 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,898 -BREAK. -OH, COME ON. 241 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,552 SERIOUSLY? 242 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,945 MAMA, THANK HEAVENS. 243 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,948 [MOM] HI, APPLE. SO, HE'S LEFT. 244 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,950 TODD'S FAMILY IS GREENE ELITE. 245 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,386 HE'S ALREADY UPPED YOUR IMAGE 246 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,779 BY STAYING WITH YOU THIS LONG. 247 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,216 WE COULDN'T EXPECT HIM TO LAST FOREVER. 248 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,044 WE COULDN'T? NO, MOM. 249 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,611 I'VE ALREADY STARTED THE PAPERWORK 250 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,134 FOR THE WOMEN'S GYMNASTIC TEAM. 251 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,614 HE'LL BE BACK. IT'S A NO-BRAINER. 252 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,311 [MOM] OH, APPLE, YOU CAN'T FIX THIS. 253 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:35,313 -YES, I CAN. -[MOM] LET IT GO. 254 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,925 SURE, WE GOT YOU INTO GREENE TO FIND A HUSBAND, 255 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,622 BUT OBVIOUSLY TODD JUST ISN'T THE ONE. 256 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:43,060 START LOOKING AT THE OTHER GUYS IN YOUR CLASSES. 257 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,019 FIGURE OUT WHO'S SINGLE... 258 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,456 MOM, I CAN BE MORE THAN A GIRLFRIEND. 259 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,676 [MOM] LET'S BE SERIOUS. WHAT HAVE YOU REALLY DONE 260 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,503 SINCE YOU'VE BEEN THERE? 261 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,897 I STARTED MY OWN BUSINESS GRADING STUDENTS PAPERS. 262 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,552 [MOM] HONEY, WE ARE MCCREIGHTON-HILL. 263 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,120 WE SENT YOU ALL THE ANSWER KEYS. 264 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,730 WELL, IT'S JUST WHO YOU ARE, HONEY. 265 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,385 A PRETTY PEPPY GIRL. EMBRACE IT. 266 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:06,606 FOCUS ON YOUR BUSINESS CLASSES NOT LIBERAL ARTS. 267 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,998 THEY'RE HAPPY MIDDLE CLASS. 268 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,435 DIXIE! GET OFF THE CHAISE LOUNGE! 269 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,263 I GOTTA GO. KISSES. 270 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,918 -N-NO, NO, MOM. -[DIAL TONE] 271 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:17,573 UH, A MINUTE 30. 272 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,749 YEP, A NEW RECORD. 273 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,927 I CAN BE MORE THAN A GIRLFRIEND. 274 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,843 ABSOLUTELY. YOU ARE GOING TO BE A WIFE. 275 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,112 WE SHOULD SET UP BETWEEN THE TWO TREES 276 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,679 USING SPACE OVER THERE. 277 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,728 -APPLE. -OH, EMILY. 278 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,381 -APPLE. -EMILY. 279 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,383 HOW ARE YOU? 280 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,777 THIS IS TANYA MY WEDDING COORDINATOR. 281 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,997 WE'RE MAPPING OUT SEATING ON THE QUAD. 282 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,695 -WE KNOW EACH OTHER. -SHE HAS ME ON RETAINER. 283 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,697 -OOH. -CAN'T WAIT FOR YOURS. 284 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,830 TODD MOVED TO OXFORD. 285 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,484 WHAT? BESTIES. 286 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,269 ENGLISH WEDDING ARE DIVINE. 287 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,575 AND, LEFT APPLE HERE. 288 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,144 OH, HONEY. 289 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:12,193 NO, NO, IT'S FINE. 290 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:14,412 IT'S FINE. AND I'VE GOT A MEETING TO RUN TO. 291 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,806 -OKAY. -OF COURSE YOU DO. 292 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,982 -BYE-BYE. -THAT'S IT, HONEY. 293 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:22,551 MAKE A NEW LIFE FOR YOURSELF. 294 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,466 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING. 295 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,669 -ALTHOUGH YOUR PRESENTATION IS... -IMPECCABLE. 296 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,845 ...DISTURBINGLY INFORMATIVE, 297 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,021 I CAN'T JUST FORM A VARSITY TEAM OUT OF THIN AIR. 298 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:01,416 BUT YOU HAVE A GYM JUST SITTING ON CAMPUS UNUSED. 299 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:04,201 PLUS, IT SAYS HERE IN THE NCAA MANUAL, 300 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:07,117 THAT ONCE THE GYMNASTICS ROSTER IS CERTIFIED ELIGIBLE, 301 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,815 THE RUGBY TEAM CAN BE BACK ON THE FIELD. 302 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,642 BING, BANG, DONE. 303 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:13,167 I'M SORRY. WHAT IS YOUR INTEREST IN THIS AGAIN? 304 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,386 MR. KELLY... 305 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,128 -MAY I CALL YOU PRESTON? -NO. 306 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,782 WE BOTH KNOW THAT RUGBY ALUMNI 307 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,958 MAKE UP THE SECOND LARGEST DONATION POOL 308 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,395 AT $255,692 A YEAR. 309 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,963 ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO GIVE UP ALL THOSE DONORS 310 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,878 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ADHERING TO TITLE 9? 311 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,314 HOW WOULD, HOW DO YOU KNOW THE, 312 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,663 JUST THE EXACT AMOUNT? 313 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:34,666 YOUR FIREWALL IS JUNK. I HACKED IT-- 314 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,060 I FOUND IT IN SECONDS. 315 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,062 LOOK, THESE ARE THE SIMPLE STEPS TO SUCCESS. 316 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,282 OKAY. 317 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:45,460 RECRUIT A TEAM. CERTIFY ELIGIBILITY. 318 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,158 PRACTICE. COMPETE. 319 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,986 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ALLOW ME TO START 320 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,814 THE WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS TEAM. 321 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,686 [LAUGHS] NO. 322 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,471 I WANT YOU TO GO. 323 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,735 NO, HE SAID ABSOLUTELY NOT 324 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,346 IN NO WAY WOULD HE ALLOW ME TO MAR HIS ATHLETIC LEGACY 325 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,218 WITH HAREBRAINED IDEA LIKE THIS. 326 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,046 -SO IT'S A MAYBE. -TOTALLY. 327 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,222 -ON TO PLAN B? -YAY! I LOVE PLAN B. 328 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,887 ALL RIGHT, WE START WITH RECRUITING. 329 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:24,542 SHOULD BE EASY. THERE'S GOT TO BE LOTS OF GYMNASTS AT GREENE. 330 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,723 THERE ARE NO GYMNASTS AT GREENE. 331 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:35,162 BUT WE FOUND 12 FORMER GYMNASTS IN THE DATABASE. 332 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,816 I KNOW. I TALKED TO ALL OF THEM. 333 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,687 ONLY EMILY SAID SHE WOULD ON THE TEAM 334 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,690 IF I AGREED TO HAND TIE 600 RIBBONS 335 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,432 ON HER WEDDING INVITATIONS. 336 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,304 ONE EVEN TOLD ME THAT I DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE HERE. 337 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,045 IT'S LIKE SHE CHANNELED MY MOTHER. 338 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,047 OH, BT-DUBBS, YOUR MOTHER CALLED. 339 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,267 -YEAH, HOW LONG? -15 SECONDS. 340 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,659 SHE SAID SHE WAS WONDERING 341 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,661 IF YOU HAD ANY POTENTIALS YET. 342 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:59,273 -FOR THE GYMNASTICS TEAM? -HUSBANDS. 343 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,493 OH, AND SHE WANTED TO REMIND YOU TO, 344 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:05,409 "GET OFF YOUR DUFF AND FIND A BOYFRIEND ALREADY." 345 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,591 -STAKEOUT TRAINING? -YEP. 346 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,507 I NEED TO PRACTICE BEING STATUE STILL FOR HOURS ON END. 347 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,250 MY ROOMMATE IN THE CIA. 348 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,730 OH, SPEAKING OF WHICH. 349 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,340 GREENE STUDENTS ARE BUSY. 350 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,429 I THINK YOU SHOULD DO WHAT THE CIA DOES... 351 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,301 KILL PEOPLE. 352 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,477 NO, YOU LUNATIC. 353 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,480 WHEN THEY CAN'T FIND AN AGENT THEY MAKE ONE. 354 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,135 I DON'T KNOW ANYONE IN ROBOTICS. 355 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,659 NO, LIKE, AH-- [GROWLS] 356 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:40,792 FIND PEOPLE WITH GYMNASTICS-LIKE SKILLS. 357 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,405 [GASPS] AND THEN TURN THEM INTO GYMNASTS 358 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,233 AND MAKE THE TEAM IRRESISTIBLE. 359 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,669 EXACTLY. 360 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:50,280 [GASPS] LIKE A SECRET SOCIETY. 361 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,282 OOH, THAT'S EVEN BETTER. 362 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,719 I'll CALL IT "THE SKULLS." 363 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,112 I THINK THAT'S ALREADY TAKEN. 364 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,548 FINE. 365 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,942 "THE SKILLS." 366 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,770 MM. 367 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,990 THERE YOU GO. 368 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,950 GOGGLES. 369 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:11,998 -[CLICKS] ELECTRICAL HUMMING] 370 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,314 CALI, REALLY? PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO STARE. 371 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,142 -RUGBY GUYS? -YEAH. 372 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,710 I GOTTA SEE WHO'S LEFT TO MAKE SURE YOU'LL HAVE A TEAM. 373 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,408 THEY'LL ALL COME BACK ONCE OUR TEAM IS FORMED. 374 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,715 -ARE YOU SURE? -YES. ALL RIGHT. 375 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,718 ANGELINA RUBENS FORMER CIRQUE DU SOLEIL PERFORMER. 376 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,938 SHE TOOK OFF AFTER HIGH SCHOOL FOR TWO YEARS 377 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,288 -TO JOIN LIBRECON. -NO. 378 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,724 LET'S GET HER. 379 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,769 [CLICKS] 380 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:47,772 [LOWERS VOICE] ANGELINA, YOU HAVE BEEN REQUESTED TO JOIN 381 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,557 "THE SKILLS," 382 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,515 SKILLS, SKILL, SKILLS. 383 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,735 FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE TOMBSTONE 384 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,171 OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR. 385 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,999 DOOR, DOOR, DOOR. 386 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,047 -GOT IT. -[LAUGHING] 387 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:04,224 HIGH-FIVE. 388 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,616 [APPLE] NEXT IS CASHEW. 389 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,227 A JUNIOR AND A SURFER GIRL. 390 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:10,186 -OOH, GOOD BALANCE. -MM-HMM, EXACTLY. 391 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,796 CASHEW IS HER NATIVE-AMERICAN NAME 392 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,973 BECAUSE THEY SAY SHE'S A REFINED NUT. 393 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,021 AND OF COURSE, EMILY, 394 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,980 A TWO-TIME NATIONAL DIVER 395 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,938 AND SHE DID GYMNASTICS WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE. 396 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,680 SHE MADE THE JV RATHER THAN THE VARSITY TEAM THIS YEAR THOUGH. 397 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,899 -SO SHE QUIT. -[BOTH CHUCKLE] 398 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,901 EVER SINCE DIDN'T GET TO FLIP. 399 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,514 I'VE GOT REBECCA MOORE. 400 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,691 AN AVID SNOW SKI JUMPER, GOES BY BECKY. 401 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,519 OH, I HEARD SHE ALMOST MADE IT 402 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,086 TO THE WINTER OLYMPICS. 403 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,001 THAT IS UNTIL HER FAMILY MOVED TO FLORIDA. 404 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,393 [GROANS] 405 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,395 HMM. COURTNEY CASTELLANOS. 406 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,223 A REAL GYMNAST. 407 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,660 THE ONLY ONE WE DIDN'T FIND IN OUR FIRST SEARCH. 408 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,880 SHE'S BEEN OUT OF THE SPORT FOR THREE YEARS NOW, 409 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,925 BUT CLAIMS TO BE AVIDLY PURSUING 410 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,927 RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS. 411 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,104 PERFECT. 412 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,323 -MY PRECIOUS. -OH. 413 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,109 SORRY. SHE'S JUST SO PERFECT. 414 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,286 LET'S GET THE REST. 415 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,636 [MUSIC PLAYING] 416 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,035 40 TRANSFERS. 417 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,429 40 TRANSFERS! 418 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:03,908 I KNOW, BUT IN OUR DEFENSE, 419 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,432 ONLY ONE ACTUALLY TRANSFERRED 420 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:06,868 THE REST WE CALMED DOWN. 421 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,478 FROM GREENE TO BROWN JUST... 422 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,219 -[APPLE LAUGHS] -IT'S NOT FUNNY, APPLE. 423 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,829 -KIND OF-- -IT'S NOT FUNNY, APPLE. 424 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,570 -GREENE TO BROWN. -OH, BOY... 425 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,442 I COULD GO FOR A FREEZIE POP RIGHT NOW. 426 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,661 -CAN I ASK ABOUT THAT? -YEAH, I USED TO SMOKE, 427 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,489 AND THE FREEZIE POPS CALM ME DOWN. 428 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,709 -DOES IT ALWAYS WORK? -DO I HAVE A FREEZIE POP? 429 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,494 AM I CALM? NO! 430 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,193 -YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. -PRESTON, I CARE. 431 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,412 IT'S MR. KELLY. 432 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,066 I CARE. 433 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,068 [CALI] SO HE'S NOT TOTALLY ON BOARD. 434 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,115 NO, NO, BUT WE MUST MOVE ON. 435 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,943 MEET THE TEAM, AND ESTABLISH ELIGIBILITY. 436 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,771 -ALL RIGHT. -[LAUGHS] 437 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,164 MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 438 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,166 -WHOA. -OH. 439 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,560 -I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. -DIDN'T ASK YOU THAT. 440 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,170 I LOVE TODD. 441 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,041 AM I ON A SECRET QUIZ SHOW OR IS THERE... 442 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,652 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 443 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,871 NO, OH, CRAZY TOWN. 444 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,483 MUST BE LIKE OXYGEN DEPLETION, RIGHT? 445 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:59,268 [EXHALES] I AM TOTALLY OKAY NOW. 446 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:01,270 YEAH, NO, YOU TOTALLY LOOK IT. 447 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,706 -HI. -HI. 448 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,708 -APPLE MCCREIGHTON-HILL. -WE'VE MET. 449 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,536 UH, WHEN YOU WOULDN'T LOOK AT MY PAPER. 450 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,147 MY NAME IS CHET. 451 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,149 -YOU'RE IN TODD'S FRAT? -YEAH. 452 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,194 AND ON THE RUGBY TEAM? 453 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,587 YEAH. 454 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,589 OKAY. WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO. 455 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:19,897 OKAY, UM, WELL, I'll SEE YOU AROUND. 456 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,291 OKAY. AHEM! AHEM! 457 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,293 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 458 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,165 SO YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR HIM. 459 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,557 WHAT? NO, I DON'T. 460 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,994 YES, YOU DO, BUT IT'S OKAY. 461 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,996 I HAVE BEEN SPYING ON THE RUGBY TEAM, 462 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,911 AND HE'S TRYING TO GET THE TEAM TOGETHER. 463 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,089 TODD. MY BOYFRIEND AND FUTURE HUSBAND 464 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:41,136 WHO IS HOT AND PERFECT. 465 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,398 SURE HE IS... 466 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,705 -LET'S MEET OUR TEAM. -[GROANS] 467 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,239 YOUR NEXT INITIATION TEST 468 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,634 -TO THE SKILLS... -SKILLS, SKILLS, SKILLS. 469 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,637 ATHLETIC APTITUDE. 470 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,901 -TITUDE, TITUDE... -SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 471 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,775 [MUSIC PLAYING] 472 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,650 [STRAINING] 473 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:19,827 UGH! 474 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,091 UGH! 475 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:27,922 UGH! 476 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,490 AHH! 477 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:36,931 YEAH, I THINK WE HAVE SOMETHING TO WORK WITH. 478 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,759 YEAH. 479 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:41,762 -UH, COURTNEY? -YES. 480 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,851 YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR REAL GYMNASTICS, RIGHT? 481 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,288 OH, YES, BUT, I'M A RHYTHMIC GYMNAST NOW. 482 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,116 OH, COME ON. 483 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,726 IF RIBBONS ARE USED IN THE EVENT 484 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,599 AND WEIRD BOWLING PINS, THEN IT'S NOT A SPORT. 485 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,035 IT'S A CIRCUS ACT. 486 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,863 HEY, DON'T INSULT MY CRAFT. 487 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:58,082 -WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? -HEY, HEY. 488 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,302 SHE SAID CIRCUS NOT CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. 489 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:03,131 YEAH, WELL, SHE BETTER BE TALKING ABOUT THE RINGLING BROTHERS. 490 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,220 -WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? -WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? 491 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,050 THIS IS AN EPIC DISASTER. 492 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,921 IT COULD BE WORSE. 493 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,968 [OVERLAPPING SHOUTING] 494 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,361 UGH. 495 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:16,710 OR NOT. 496 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,981 -WHERE IS EVERYONE? -I DON'T KNOW. 497 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,810 THE, UH, PROFESSOR DIDN'T SHOW UP OR SOMETHING. 498 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:32,943 -WHAT? -[CHET] ALL RIGHT. 499 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:37,252 WELL, GOOD MORNING, ECON 463. 500 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,429 BASED ON A COUPLE OF OBSERVATIONS THAT YOU MAY HAVE MADE ALREADY, 501 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:43,650 UH, I HAVE HAIR. I AM DRESSED NICELY. 502 00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:47,871 NO ORTHOPEDIC SHOES, AND I SMELL AMAZING. 503 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:50,091 I AM NOT ACTUALLY PROFESSOR KELLY. 504 00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:52,006 MY NAME IS CHET, AND I'M ACTUALLY YOUR TA. 505 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:53,355 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 506 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,009 BUT THE PROFESSOR SENT ME HERE TODAY 507 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,316 TO EXPLAIN TO EVERYBODY THAT, UH, 508 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,187 HE'S NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO BE TEACHING 509 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,189 AND THAT IS BECAUSE, UH, HE WAS GIVEN 510 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,583 A PRETTY SUBSTANTIAL GRANT 511 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:06,020 FOR HIS RESEARCH ON THE, UH, 512 00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:08,979 ECONOMIC CORRELATION BETWEEN TRUCK SALES 513 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,677 AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC. 514 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,505 WHICH IS SUPER THRILLING. 515 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:14,768 BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S JUST BECAUSE HIS DAUGHTER 516 00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:17,074 TRANSFERRED TO BROWN-- SHH-- DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME. 517 00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:19,555 NO BIG DEAL. UM, BUT, GUYS, NEVERTHELESS, 518 00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:22,906 I AM ACTUALLY GONNA BE TEACHING THIS CLASS THIS SEMESTER. 519 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,955 MOM, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT. 520 00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:30,914 I FOUND SIX GIRLS TO BE ON THE WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS TEAM. 521 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,134 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CONVINCE THE ATHLETIC DIRECTOR-- 522 00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:34,483 [MOM] HOW'S THE SEARCH GOING? 523 00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:36,137 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU. 524 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,574 TODD WILL BE COMING BACK ONCE WE ESTABLISH ELIGIBILITY. 525 00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,402 [MOM] I HEARD YOUR ECON CLASS PETERED 526 00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,056 BECAUSE THE PROFESSOR LEFT. 527 00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:44,275 DO YOU WANT TO TRADE TO A BUSINESS CLASS? 528 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,103 -NO, I... -I SAY, 529 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,888 STAY ON THOSE BUSINESS MAJORS. 530 00:22:47,931 --> 00:22:49,716 MAKE DAD AND ME PROUD. 531 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,718 [PHONE BEEPS] 532 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:52,849 [GROANS] 533 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,246 [APPLE] I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 534 00:22:58,289 --> 00:22:59,508 WE'VE DONE ALL THE WORK. 535 00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:01,249 ALL HE HAS TO DO IS APPROVE THE TEAM. 536 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,556 I HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED FOR FUNDING. 537 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,949 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 538 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,386 NICELY DONE, GEORGE. 539 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,561 THANKS. 540 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,086 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THAT'S THE PROBLEM? 541 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,522 WELL, STUDIES HAVE SHOWN 542 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,263 THAT PEOPLE DON'T VALUE THINGS AS MUCH 543 00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:16,482 IF THEY DON'T PAY FOR THEM. 544 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,360 THUS, IF YOU AGREE TO GIVE US 545 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,449 JUST THREE PERCENT OF ALL ATHLETIC FUNDS, 546 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,364 WE CAN AFFORD ALL OF THIS. 547 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,411 -SUCH AS THESE. -YEAH, CAUGHT IT WHEN YOU WALKED IN. 548 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,413 AND, IT LOOKS AS THOUGH 549 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,415 YOU'VE BEEN RECEIVING FROM THE UNIVERSITY 550 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:39,679 FOR A WOMEN'S TEAM THAT HASN'T EXISTED FOR NINE YEARS. 551 00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:41,681 SO, IF YOU AGREE 552 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:43,117 TO THE WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS TEAM, 553 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,293 THEN THE NCAA NEVER HAS TO FIND OUT 554 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,426 ABOUT THOSE MISSING FUNDS. 555 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,558 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO BLACKMAIL ME. 556 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,561 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M JUST SAYING, 557 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:55,216 YOU LET ME CREATE THE WOMEN'S GYMNASTIC TEAM 558 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:57,610 AND THE NCAA NEVER HAS TO FIND OUT. 559 00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,873 OKAY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT BLACKMAIL IS. 560 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:01,265 SO IT'S A YES? 561 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:02,963 DID YOU HACK INTO THE ACCOUNTING FUND? 562 00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:04,704 -UGH! PRESTON... -MR. KELLY. 563 00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:06,270 I PREFER THE TERM "PERUSED." 564 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:08,055 SO, I WILL SEND THE DOCUMENTATION HERE-- 565 00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:10,274 OKAY, WAIT A SEC, WAIT A SECOND. 566 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:11,885 YOU'RE LUCKY 567 00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:13,669 THAT I HAVEN'T REPORTED YOU TO THE DEAN, 568 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,366 MUCH LESS, THE POLICE, FOR HACKING INTO 569 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,325 THE PRIVATE FILES OF THE UNIVERSITY. 570 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,936 THEY WON'T FIND ANY VIRTUAL EVIDENCE. I COVERED MY TRACKS. 571 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,547 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. 572 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:22,983 YOU'RE LUCKY THAT YOUR PARENTS 573 00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:24,506 ARE THE NUMBER ONE BOOK PROVIDERS 574 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:25,855 FOR THIS UNIVERSITY, 575 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,814 OTHERWISE, I WOULD HAVE STOPPED THIS WHOLE 576 00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,338 GYMNASTICS TEAM CHARADE A LONG TIME AGO. 577 00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:32,862 NOW LET'S ALSO NOT FORGET THAT YOUR SORORITY 578 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,038 AND THEIR LITTLE PAPER GRADING BUSINESS... 579 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,518 ENLIGHTENED TUTORING. 580 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:39,521 THIS IS THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT AT GREENE. 581 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,523 FINE. I'll QUIT. 582 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,960 IT'S WHAT EVERYONE EXPECTS ME TO DO ANYWAY. 583 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,876 JUST RIDE ON MY PARENTS COATTAILS AND ALL THAT. 584 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,530 I CAN DO MORE THAN THAT. 585 00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,532 YEAH, THIS GYMNASTICS TEAM, 586 00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:52,534 THEY MAY BE TERRIBLE, 587 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,884 BUT IT COULD'VE SAVED YOUR RUGBY TEAM. 588 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,582 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING, APPLE. 589 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,759 THIS IS THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT AT GREENE. 590 00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,761 ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS ACADEMIC 591 00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,414 UNIVERSITIES IN THE COUNTRY. 592 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,765 WHICH MEANS, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ATHLETICS. 593 00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:08,158 NO ONE CARES. 594 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:11,379 I GET NO FUNDING OR SUPPORT FROM THE UNIVERSITY. 595 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,555 I DON'T GET ANY SCHOLARSHIPS. 596 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,557 I MEAN, I'M LUCKY TO STAY AFLOAT 597 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,211 WITH THE ALUMNI DONATIONS. 598 00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:19,343 I MEAN, I GUESS I OWE IT TO THE STUDENT ATHLETES 599 00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:20,606 TO AT LEAST TRY. 600 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,085 I MEAN, PLAYING RUGBY HERE 601 00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:23,826 WAS SOME OF THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE. 602 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,741 YOU PLAYED RUGBY? 603 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:28,004 -ALL, ALL THAT HACKING... -INTERNAL SEARCHING. 604 00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,093 ...AND YOU DIDN'T RUN ACROSS THAT? 605 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:31,573 THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY 606 00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:35,403 IS BENT OUT OF SHAPE BECAUSE OF THIS WHOLE 607 00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:37,579 ATHLETIC GENDER DISCREPANCY. 608 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,407 HE WANTS ME TO FIX IT PRONTO, 609 00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:41,191 BUT, HE'S GIVING ME NO FUNDING. 610 00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:42,584 [GASPS] 611 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,151 STOP. 612 00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:49,112 I NEED TO SIGN OFF ON EVERYTHING. 613 00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:50,636 I MEAN, EVERYTHING. 614 00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:52,594 AND THEY'LL BE NO 615 00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:55,597 HACKING OR DECEIT OR LYING. 616 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:58,339 -OH, I NEVER LIE. -YES, YOU DO. 617 00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:00,254 AND IF THAT HAPPENS, 618 00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:01,864 I WILL CREATE A VOLLEYBALL TEAM 619 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:03,692 FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY TARRED-- 620 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,564 AND FEATHERED. 621 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,783 YOU HAVE VERY OUTDATED FORMS OF PUNISHMENT. 622 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:09,611 OKAY, IT'S JUST A SAYING. IT'S NOT-- 623 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,396 YOU ARE NOT GONNA REGRET THIS. 624 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,181 WE'RE GONNA WORK SO WE'LL TOGETHER, PRESTON. 625 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:15,835 MAY I CALL YOU PRESTON NOW? 626 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,620 -IT'S STILL NO. -[LAUGHING] YOU'RE THE BEST. 627 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,796 YOU'RE THE... 628 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,017 OH, MY GOD. OH! 629 00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,891 [LAUGHING] 630 00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:31,328 -OH! -YOU OKAY? 631 00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:33,243 OH, HEAVENS. LIGHTHEADED. 632 00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:34,897 DO YOU ALWAYS MEET PEOPLE LIKE THIS? 633 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:36,986 OH...JUST YOU. 634 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:39,119 THAT MEANS I'M PRETTY SPECIAL, I THINK, RIGHT? 635 00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:41,425 OR JUST THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME. 636 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:44,864 OR MAYBE I'M AT THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. 637 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,605 AND THAT'S A GREAT OUTFIT, BY THE WAY. 638 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:47,693 YOU LOOK, YOU LOOK GREAT. 639 00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:49,259 OH, GOSH. 640 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,267 OH. 641 00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:59,182 I'VE GOT TO CALL TODD. 642 00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:01,402 HEY, CAN I TRY SOMETHING ON YOU? 643 00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:03,230 UH, NOPE. THOSE NEW? 644 00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:04,840 I BOUGHT THEM FOR THE CIA INTERVIEW. 645 00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,407 I'M TRYING TO BREAK THEM IN. 646 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,931 -HERE, LET ME JUST-- -OH, NO THANK YOU. 647 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,196 [PHONE RINGING] 648 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,464 -WHAT'S UP, APPLE? -TODD, I'VE DON'T IT. 649 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:21,770 YOU CAN COME BACK. 650 00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:23,380 THE RUGBY TEAM IS BEING REINSTATED. 651 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:24,686 I BUILT THE GYMNASTICS TEAM. 652 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:25,992 MR. KELLY JUST CALLED. 653 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:27,646 HE TOLD ME HE GOT THE TEAM BACK. 654 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,560 WHAT? NO, HE DIDN'T. I DID. 655 00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:31,258 MY FLIGHT'S IN TWO WEEKS. 656 00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:33,390 MY DAD WANTS ME TO STAY HERE AND PLAY IN A GAME 657 00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:34,565 FOR SOME, UH, 658 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:35,828 SOME INTERNATIONAL EXPOSURE. 659 00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:37,960 TWO WEEKS? THAT LIKE FOREVER. 660 00:27:38,004 --> 00:27:41,311 I KNOW. THESE BRITS ARE SO DRY. 661 00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,270 EXCEPT FOR YOU. 662 00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:45,011 WELL, CAN'T YOU COME BACK ANY EARLIER? 663 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:47,491 I REALLY WANT YOU TO MEET THE GYMNASTICS TEAM. 664 00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,885 NOPE, I GOT TO GO. I'M A LITTLE BUSY HERE. 665 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:51,582 CHEERIO. 666 00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:53,497 [GROANS] 667 00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,721 WELL DONE... 668 00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,070 WELL DONE. 669 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,477 -[KNOCKING ON DOOR] -OH, PLEASE, COME IN. 670 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,870 PLEASE, PLEASE, COME IN. 671 00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:19,872 CASHEW, MY PHONE DIED, 672 00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:22,788 AND I WAS NOT ABOUT TO WALK ACROSS CAMPUS WITH THIS. 673 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,354 [LAUGHS] 674 00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:25,399 DUH. 675 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:28,358 OH. 676 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:35,583 ACTUALLY, COULD I TRY IT AS A BRACELET? 677 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:37,846 WHATEVER. COME WITH ME. 678 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,935 CAN I CHANGE? 679 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,903 WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 680 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:53,819 WE KNOW WE'RE NOT PART OF YOUR "SECRET" SOCIETY. 681 00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:56,299 YOU'RE JUST STARTING A GYMNASTICS TEAM. 682 00:28:56,343 --> 00:28:58,388 THESE ARE ALL ALPHA FEMALES. 683 00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:00,216 AT GREENE? 684 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,653 WHO DID YOU THINK YOU WERE PULLING A FAST ONE ON, APPLE? 685 00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:04,612 YEAH, AND ALL THIS TO GET YOUR BOYFRIEND BACK. 686 00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:05,874 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT PART? 687 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,615 -IT'S NOT GONNA CUT IT. -I HAVE MISSED 688 00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:10,357 7.59 HOURS OF STUDYING FOR THIS. 689 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,620 YEAH, AND I MISSED A CAKE TASTING APPOINTMENT. 690 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,622 [GASPS] OH, MY. 691 00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,015 OKAY, OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 692 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:19,018 BUT, ACTUALLY, WE ARE A SECRET SOCIETY 693 00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:21,890 -IN THAT NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS TEAM. -[LAUGHS] 694 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:25,198 NOBODY AT GREENE KNOWS ABOUT ANY ATHLETIC TEAM. 695 00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:27,113 ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. YOU'RE ALL ANGRY AT ME 696 00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:28,636 BECAUSE I MADE YOU FEEL IMPORTANT 697 00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:30,072 AND THEN YOU FOUND OUT YOU WEREN'T. 698 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,552 [GROANING] 699 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,249 NO, NO, NOT THAT YOU AREN'T IMPORTANT, 700 00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:34,685 YOU'RE JUST NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH 701 00:29:34,729 --> 00:29:36,252 TO BE PART OF A REAL SECRET SOCIETY. 702 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,645 -UGH. -YOU-- 703 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,821 BUT YOU ARE IMPORTANT. 704 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,344 YOU ARE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO START 705 00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:43,172 THE FIRST WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS TEAM 706 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:44,565 AT GREENE UNIVERSITY. 707 00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:47,307 OKAY, LOOK, WE ALL CAME HERE 708 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:48,874 TO DO SOMETHING GREAT, RIGHT? 709 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:51,311 ANGELINA WANTS TO BE A PROFESSOR LIKE HER FATHER. 710 00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,835 CASHEW WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. 711 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,228 [CLICKS TONGUE] 712 00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:57,578 EMILY WANTS TO GO TO MED SCHOOL. 713 00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,449 I DON'T GET IT, BUT IT'S AWESOME. 714 00:29:59,493 --> 00:30:01,451 COURTNEY IS GONNA START HER OWN LINE 715 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:03,279 OF ORGANIC CLOTHING. 716 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:06,108 AND I AM GOING TO MARRY THE FINEST RUGBY PLAYER 717 00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:08,545 THAT GREENE HAS EVER SEEN. 718 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,417 OH, AND BECKY. BECKY. 719 00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:11,984 BECKY JUST WANTS TO GRADUATE. 720 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:14,247 AND IN HER 16TH YEAR OF RESEARCH, 721 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:16,510 SHE MIGHT JUST FINISH THAT THESIS. 722 00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:18,947 AND I KNOW ALL THIS BECAUSE I DID MY RESEARCH. 723 00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:20,862 I CHOSE YOU. 724 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:22,646 YOU'RE COMPLETELY UNDERAPPRECIATED 725 00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:24,083 IN A SEA OF EXCELLENCE 726 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:25,954 WITH STUDENTS THAT ARE JUST AS GOOD AS YOU 727 00:30:25,998 --> 00:30:27,695 AND JUST AS SMART AS YOU. 728 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:30,089 NO OTHER STUDENT AT GREENE CAN BE A GYMNAST. 729 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:33,048 TRY ME. I LOOKED, WOO. 730 00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:35,137 BUT THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE YOUR MARK. 731 00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:36,922 THIS IS WHERE YOU STAND OUT. 732 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,880 SOME WILL TELL THEIR CHILDREN 733 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,403 THAT THEY GRADUATED FROM GREENE, 734 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,057 AND THAT'S HUGE. 735 00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:44,668 BUT YOU WILL TELL YOUR CHILDREN 736 00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:46,192 THAT YOU CREATED THE FIRST 737 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:48,672 WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS TEAM 738 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:51,937 -AT GREENE UNIVERSITY. -[CLAPS] 739 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,895 THAT WAS UNNECESSARY. 740 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:56,898 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO ALL "SEA OF EXCELLENCE" ON US. 741 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,682 WE WANT TO BE PART OF THIS TEAM, APPLE. 742 00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,380 OH, THANK GOODNESS. 743 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:02,382 BUT IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS... 744 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,210 -WE WANT TO BE GOOD. -GOOD? 745 00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:05,776 NO, NO, WE WANT TO BE GREAT.. 746 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:07,953 OTHERWISE, WE'RE OUTTA HERE. 747 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,780 BYE-BYE, RUGBY TEAM. 748 00:31:09,824 --> 00:31:11,608 -BYE-BYE, TODD. -BUT, HAVE YOU-- 749 00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:13,828 HAVE YOU SEE US? 'CAUSE WE'RE TERRIBLE. 750 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,743 WHAT'LL IT BE? 751 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,575 [APPLE] THEY WANT TO BE GOOD, 752 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,577 NOT LEVEL THREE GOOD, WHICH IS ATTAINABLE 753 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:26,406 WITH OUR NCAA APPROVED 20 HOURS A WEEK. 754 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:29,278 OLYMPIC GOOD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TAKES? 755 00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:31,106 I SAID YOU CAN START A GYMNASTICS TEAM 756 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,108 NOT INVADE MY OFFICE WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT. 757 00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:34,544 EIGHT HOURS A DAY, 758 00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:37,373 THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES, FOR 14 YEARS. 759 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:39,375 INTERMIX THAT WITH CLASSES AND STUDYING, 760 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:40,811 MUCH LESS SLEEPING. 761 00:31:40,855 --> 00:31:42,248 AND I NEED A 60 HOUR DAY. 762 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,685 CAN YOU GIVE ME A 60 HOUR DAY, PRESTON? 763 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,121 -MR. KELLY. -[SIGHS HEAVILY] 764 00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:47,993 THE PHYSICS DEPARTMENT IS WORKING ON A WAY 765 00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:50,734 -TO SLOW DOWN THE EARTHS ROTATION. -WELL, NOT FAST ENOUGH! 766 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:52,780 -YEAH, THAT'S NOT A REAL THING. -OH, PRESTON! 767 00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:53,912 YOU ARE NO HELP. 768 00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:58,307 IT'S MR. KELLY. HMM. 769 00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,135 BEAUTIFUL. ALL RIGHT, UH, 770 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:02,398 THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY. 771 00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:04,226 AND, HEY, GUYS, LOOK, DO NOT FORGET TO DO 772 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:05,706 THE ONLINE PROBLEMS, ALL RIGHT? 773 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:08,056 IT'S 20 PERCENT OF YOUR OVERALL GRADE. 774 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,840 HAVE A GREAT AFTERNOON. 775 00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:24,551 I FINISHED THE ONLINE PROBLEMS FOR THE ENTIRE SEMESTER 776 00:32:24,594 --> 00:32:26,292 THREE WEEKS AGO. 777 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:29,948 ALL RIGHT, APPLE, THEN I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 778 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,645 HOW ABOUT THE, UH, THE READINGS? 779 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:33,473 YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH THOSE? 780 00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,344 MY PARENTS PUBLISHED THE BOOKS. 781 00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:36,780 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 782 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:38,782 YOU ARE MCCREIGHTON-HILL. 783 00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:41,698 THE GIRL WHO GOT INTO GREENE BECAUSE OF HER PARENTS. 784 00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:45,920 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I, UH, I DON'T BUY THAT. 785 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,141 EVERYONE ELSE DOES. 786 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:51,143 WELL THEN, THEY'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. 787 00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,014 'CAUSE THE GIRL WHO'S BEEN RUNNING INTO ME 788 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:55,016 FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS... 789 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,539 SHE'S ON A MISSION. 790 00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:04,417 -WHAT IS THAT? -MY MISSION. 791 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:05,896 ISN'T THAT YOUR GYMNASTICS TEAM 792 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,420 -ON GREENTUBE? -MM-HMM. 793 00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:10,031 I HACKED IT-- I STUMBLED INTO IT. 794 00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:11,728 GREENTUBE WILL NOW BROADCAST 795 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:14,427 ALL GYMNASTICS COMPETITIONS. 796 00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:16,646 IMPRESSIVE. BUT ISN'T THAT FOR LIKE, 797 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,213 UH, STUDENTS TO DO WORK AND STUFF? 798 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:19,562 YEAH, EXACTLY. 799 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:22,174 IT'LL ESTABLISH OUR FAN BASE. 800 00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:23,610 ONLY ONE PROBLEM. 801 00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,438 UH, LET ME GUESS. 802 00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:27,875 THERE'S GONNA BE A HUGE RIOT WHEN STUDENTS REALIZE 803 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:29,964 THAT INSTEAD OF THEIR LECTURES BEING ON THERE, 804 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,487 IT'S GONNA BE GIRLS IN SPANDEX 805 00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,968 BEING TINY AND FLIPPING AND DOING TRIPLE SALCHOWS. 806 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,057 NO. AND SALCHOWS ARE ICE SKATING. 807 00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:40,627 I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE OUR TEAM GREAT. 808 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:43,021 OKAY, SO YOU CAME TO ME. 809 00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:45,632 YEAH, RUGBY WAS ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS ON CAMPUS. 810 00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:47,068 THEY REALLY LISTEN TO YOU. 811 00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:49,027 THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A CAPTAIN. 812 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:56,817 DID I MENTION THAT I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN FAST? 813 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:59,124 'CAUSE OUR FIRST COMPETITION IS IN, LIKE, TWO WEEKS. 814 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:02,562 SO... 815 00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:03,954 -SURE. -OKAY. 816 00:34:03,998 --> 00:34:05,347 [BOTH LAUGHING] 817 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:06,957 OKAY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING SOME 818 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,829 WEIRD MR. MIYAGI THING MY DAD TALKS ABOUT. 819 00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:10,700 YEAH, NO, I STARTED LIKE A DRAMATIC PAUSE. 820 00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:12,311 -WHAT IS DRAMATIC? -IT WAS ANNOYING. 821 00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:13,529 ANNOYING? 822 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:15,183 WELL, I'M NOT HELPING YOU. 823 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:17,055 I'M KIDDING. LET'S, UH, LET'S DO IT. 824 00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:23,887 OOH, YES. CALI, THERE YOU ARE. 825 00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:25,585 I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. 826 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:26,977 I'M PRACTICING MAINTAINING FOCUS 827 00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:28,675 WHILE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN. 828 00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,894 WHAT PROFESSOR'S CONDUCTING AN UPSIDE DOWN EXAM? 829 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:32,244 IT'S CIA INTERVIEW PREP. 830 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:33,854 WHAT IF THEY HANG ME UPSIDE DOWN 831 00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:35,421 AND ASK ME A WHOLE BUNCH OF QUESTIONS? 832 00:34:35,464 --> 00:34:37,118 OR WATERBOARD ME? 833 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,294 [APPLE] I'M PRETTY SURE WATERBOARDING'S ILLEGAL. 834 00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:40,556 IN AMERICA. 835 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,384 NOT IF THEY SEND ME TO SYRIA. 836 00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,386 [SIGHS] 837 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,649 PLUS, IT MAKES MY CHEEKS ROSIER. 838 00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:48,260 -NO BLUSH? -NOPE. 839 00:34:48,303 --> 00:34:49,870 -NICE. -[BOTH LAUGH] 840 00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:51,567 SO I'M HERE BECAUSE I TALKED TO CHET. 841 00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:53,308 AH, HOT RUGBY GUY. 842 00:34:53,352 --> 00:34:55,745 IS HE? 843 00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:57,747 CHET SAID THE FIRST STEP TO A GREAT TEAM 844 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,967 -IS A GREAT COACH. -WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYONE 845 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:02,143 -WHO COACHES GYMNASTICS. -YEAH, AND NEITHER DO I. 846 00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:04,319 AND I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIND ANYONE. 847 00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:06,800 -WHAT I NEED IS A GREAT MOTIVATOR. -EH, DON'T WE ALL? 848 00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:09,411 CALI, YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST MOTIVATED PEOPLE I KNOW. 849 00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:12,458 YEAH, BUT I HAVE CLASSES. I HAVE STAKEOUT PREP. 850 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:14,460 I HAVE CWP SEMINARS. I-- 851 00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:17,463 AND WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU'RE MISSING? 852 00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:19,291 THE NEW LALUCCA BAG? 853 00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:20,770 -AREN'T WE ALL? -[BOTH CHUCKLE] 854 00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:24,557 -WHAT? -LEADERSHIP. 855 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,256 -LEADERSHIP? -MM-HMM. 856 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,997 THAT'S RIGHT, COACH. 857 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,608 THE CIA WANTS LEADERSHIP. 858 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:34,654 -HUH. -LET'S TALK. 859 00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:36,177 OH. 860 00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:55,370 LIFT THAT BAG, APPLE! 861 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:00,549 THIS IS CALLED "CROSSFIT." 862 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:03,683 STUDIES SAY IT'S THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET IN SHAPE. 863 00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:05,728 WE'LL BE PAIRING IT WITH YOUR NORMAL TRAINING 864 00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:07,991 TO INCREASE YOUR STRENGTH QUICKLY. 865 00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:13,214 COME ON, COURTNEY, QUICKER! 866 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,046 DINING HALL? 867 00:36:19,089 --> 00:36:20,656 -YES. -I'M STARVED. 868 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,658 I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE. 869 00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:25,661 HEY, LEAN PROTEINS AND VEGETABLES. NO EQUINE. 870 00:36:25,705 --> 00:36:28,098 UGH. SHE EVEN DICTATES OUR FOOD? 871 00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:29,622 SERIOUSLY? UGH! 872 00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:35,062 [SIGHS] THANKS. 873 00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:37,064 FOR WHAT? 874 00:36:37,107 --> 00:36:39,675 -THAT WAS FUN. -BEATING UP ON PEOPLE? 875 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,504 I'M PRETTY SURE NONE OF US ARE GONNA BE ABLE TO WALK TOMORROW. 876 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:45,812 YEAH, WELL, THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 877 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,466 YOU BEDAZZLED MY HANDCUFFS? 878 00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:50,469 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU LOCKED ME TO A CHAIR. 879 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:51,818 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 880 00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:54,342 NOW THEY'RE MY LUCKY HANDCUFFS. 881 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:59,086 MM. 882 00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:00,696 WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? 883 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:03,003 DON'T YOU HAVE ECONOMICS PAPERS TO GRADE? 884 00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:05,266 I ABSOLUTELY DO, I DO, BUT, UH, 885 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:07,442 I CAME TO STRETCH OUT A LITTLE BIT, 886 00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:10,837 GET A WORKOUT IN, MAYBE DO SOME RINGS. 887 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,839 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST PRACTICE? 888 00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:14,580 UH, IT WAS GREAT. 889 00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:16,059 CALI IS THE PERFECT COACH. 890 00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:17,626 SHE'S PUNCTUAL, SPARKLY, 891 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,106 AND MEAN AS A BADGER. 892 00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:21,630 OOH, SOUNDS LIKE EVERY COACH I'VE EVER HAD. 893 00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:25,852 WHAT'RE YOU REALLY DOING HERE? 894 00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:28,071 I CAME TO CHECK ON YOU. 895 00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:31,466 PLUS, THE EXISTENCE OF MY TEAM DEPENDS ON THE SUCCESS OF YOURS. 896 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:34,034 SO, WE'RE KINDA FREAKING OUT A LITTLE BIT. 897 00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:37,342 I HOLD YOUR FUTURE IN MY HANDS? 898 00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:40,997 OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT IS, THAT'S AWFUL. 899 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:42,825 THAT'S REALLY SCARY LOOKING. 900 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:44,827 CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING? 901 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:47,700 YOU CAN. I MEAN, WE'RE IN A, A PUBLIC FACILITY 902 00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:49,223 AND THAT MIGHT BE INAPPROPRIATE, 903 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,833 -'CAUSE IT'S-- -ON THE BARS, DIMWIT. 904 00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:52,052 OH, RIGHT, UH, ABSOLUTELY. 905 00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:53,923 BARS. LOVE THE BARS. 906 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,317 -UM, WHICH, UH, ONES ARE THE BARS? -OH, MY GOSH. 907 00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:59,146 YOU GUYS HAVE A HUNDRED BARS IN HERE. 908 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,583 [MUSIC PLAYING] 909 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:04,151 ♪ RISE UP RISE UP ♪ 910 00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:06,545 ♪ RISE UP, TELL 'EM THAT YOU WON'T STOP ♪ 911 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:08,851 ♪ RISE UP RISE UP ♪ 912 00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:11,637 ♪ RISE UP, TELL 'EM THAT YOU WON'T STOP ♪ 913 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,117 ♪ RISE UP RISE UP ♪ 914 00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:16,642 ♪ RISE UP, TELL 'EM THAT YOU WON'T STOP ♪ 915 00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:18,687 ♪ RISE UP RISE UP ♪ 916 00:38:18,731 --> 00:38:21,908 ♪ RISE UP, TELL 'EM THAT YOU WON'T STOP ♪ 917 00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:38,968 WOW! 918 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,927 -NICE, HUH? -THAT WAS AMAZING. 919 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:42,145 [COUGHING] 920 00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:44,017 THAT'S REALLY GOOD. 921 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:46,367 I MEAN, RIGHT? THAT WAS, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, RIGHT? 922 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,500 I MEAN, I KNOW NOTHING, BUT THAT LOOKED AMAZING. 923 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:50,415 YES, YES, THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT GOOD. 924 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:52,939 MAN, HOW DID YOU, LIKE, HOW'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? 925 00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:57,030 SO I DID GYMNASTICS FOR TEN YEARS. 926 00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:59,424 I WAS LEVEL TEN BY THE TIME I WAS 12, 927 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,295 A LEAD AT 13, 928 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,688 AND THEN MY PARENTS WORK HOURS 929 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,820 STARTED TO INTERFERING WITH PRACTICE. 930 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:06,518 I KNEW THEY WERE SENDING ME TO GREENE 931 00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:08,258 WHERE THERE IS NO GYMNASTICS. 932 00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:09,869 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 933 00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:13,089 AND I QUIT. 934 00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:15,483 I GUESS THAT'S WHY I CARE. 935 00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:17,964 WHEN THE GIRLS TOLD ME THEY WANTED TO BE GOOD, 936 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:19,618 THEY REMINDED ME OF WHAT IT FELT LIKE 937 00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:21,315 TO WANT TO BE GREAT AT SOMETHING. 938 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:26,276 YOU SURPRISE ME, APPLE. 939 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,670 SEE, AT FIRST, YOU SEEMED SO GIRLY 940 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:31,281 AND SPARKLY AND FLIGHTY. 941 00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:33,414 THEN YOU GO AND YOU GET EVERYTHING RIGHT IN ECON, 942 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,416 AND THEN YOU GO AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 943 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,939 IT'S... 944 00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:38,201 NOT MANY PEOPLE SURPRISE ME. 945 00:39:42,118 --> 00:39:44,033 [MAN YELLS] YO, CHET! 946 00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,557 -OH, GOD. -OH, OKAY? 947 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,993 -OH. -OH! 948 00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:48,603 AH. ARE YOU OKAY? 949 00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:51,911 YEP, I'M OKAY. HEY, JEREMY. 950 00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:54,740 HEY. SO... 951 00:39:54,783 --> 00:39:56,959 I HEAR TODD'S COMING BACK. 952 00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:58,961 YOU MUST BE EXCITED. 953 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:02,400 YEP, TODD. TODD, TODD, TODD. MY BOYFRIEND. 954 00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:05,011 MY GO-TO GUY. MY OTHER HALF. 955 00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:07,230 YEP, SO, I'M SO EXCITED. 956 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:08,884 [JEREMY] SO... 957 00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:11,887 UH, WE HAVE OUR FIRST SANCTIONED PRACTICE BACK, MAN. 958 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:14,499 THIS GYMNASTICS TEAM HAS BEEN APPROVED. 959 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:16,152 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 960 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,980 [BOTH GRUNTING] 961 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:20,243 THAT'S, THAT'S... 962 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:22,071 -SO GOOD. -AH! 963 00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,595 OOH! YES! 964 00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:27,294 [THUDS] 965 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,012 ALL RIGHT, ANGELINA. 966 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:51,840 -UGH. -MAKE SURE YOUR HANDS HIT FIRST. 967 00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:53,276 OKAY. 968 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,539 -HEY. -YOU'RE LATE. 969 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:56,366 I WAS GRADING PAPERS. WE NEED TO TALK. 970 00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:58,630 -I SO CONFUSED ABOUT TODD. -500 LEG LIFTS. 971 00:40:58,673 --> 00:41:00,632 100 FOR EVERY MINUTE YOU WERE LATE. 972 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:03,373 -500? -IS THAT A LOT? 973 00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:05,550 YEAH, TO DIVIDE BETWEEN 40 PEOPLE. 974 00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:07,073 GOOD. THEN I MADE MY POINT. 975 00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:09,597 DON'T EVER BE LATE TO MY PRACTICE AGAIN. 976 00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:11,077 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 977 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,601 -GOOD JOB, ANGELINA. -THANKS. I WAS ON TIME. 978 00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:15,298 YES, YOU WERE. AGAIN. 979 00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:16,430 OKAY. 980 00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:19,520 [GROANS] 981 00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:20,869 BETTER? 982 00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:27,006 WHAT DID YOU DO? 983 00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:30,009 I WALKED IN EATING A BAG OF CARAMEL CORN. 984 00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:31,532 I THOUGHT CORN WAS A VEGETABLE. 985 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:33,229 YEAH. 986 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:35,841 -[CALI] POINT YOUR TOES. -[ANGELINA] THEY ARE POINTED. 987 00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:37,843 MM. MM. 988 00:41:37,886 --> 00:41:39,845 [CHET LAUGHING] DUDE, GET OUT OF HERE. 989 00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,064 HEY, COME ON, MAN. I'M ACTUALLY SERIOUS HERE. 990 00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:44,197 -OH! WHOA! -OH. 991 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,633 AH, UH... 992 00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:47,983 -YOU TWO ALL RIGHT? -YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, UM. 993 00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:50,986 -I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU AT THE LIBRARY AFTERWARDS. -YEAH, OF COURSE. 994 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:53,162 OKAY, THE LIBRARY. 995 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:55,382 -I'M OKAY. -AH, YOU'RE OKAY. 996 00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:57,558 ARE YOU GUYS REALLY GOING TO THE LIBRARY? 997 00:41:57,602 --> 00:41:59,995 BECAUSE IT'S THAT WAY. 998 00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:01,431 AH, NO, THERE'S A, 999 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:03,172 THERE'S A NEW RESTAURANT THAT OPENED UP 1000 00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:04,478 CALLED THE LIBRARY, DOWNTOWN. 1001 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,914 OH, RIGHT. 1002 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:07,873 CALI DOESN'T REALLY LET US EAT OUT ANYMORE. 1003 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,265 -SO... -RIGHT. 1004 00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:10,963 I HAVEN'T BEEN DOWNTOWN IN A WHILE. 1005 00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:13,095 UH, I MEAN, YOU COULD COME WITH US IF YOU WANT. 1006 00:42:13,139 --> 00:42:15,620 YOU MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE AND PUT SOME SHOES ON. 1007 00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:17,665 -BUT... -OH. 1008 00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:19,537 I CAN'T. 1009 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:21,060 I HAVE TO GO TO THE REAL LIBRARY. 1010 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,844 -OKAY. -I'M PRETTY SURE 1011 00:42:22,888 --> 00:42:25,543 CALI HAS INSERTED SURVEILLANCE DEVICES INTO OUR TOWELS. 1012 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,283 BECKY STAYED UP PAST CURFEW LAST NIGHT 1013 00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:28,763 WATCHING "LOVELY LITTLE LAWYERS," 1014 00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:30,243 AND CALI WOKE HER UP AT 5:00 A.M. 1015 00:42:30,286 --> 00:42:32,114 -FOR A DISCIPLINE RUN. -OOH. 1016 00:42:32,158 --> 00:42:34,639 -IT SOUND PRETTY SERIOUS. -YEAH, I'VE CREATED A MONSTER. 1017 00:42:34,682 --> 00:42:36,249 YEAH. YEAH. 1018 00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:41,428 YEAH, WELL, YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY GETTING A LOT BETTER, 1019 00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:43,473 -THOUGH, SO... -YEAH, WE'RE ACTUALLY DECENT. 1020 00:42:43,517 --> 00:42:45,040 THE FIRST COMPETITION IS TOMORROW. 1021 00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:46,912 -REALLY? -YEAH, IT'S MORE 1022 00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:48,827 OF A LOCAL SCRIMMAGE WITH SOME CLUB TEAMS. 1023 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:51,481 -IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. -I'll TOTALLY BE THERE. 1024 00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:56,661 -ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED... -APPLE, UM, DON'T. 1025 00:42:56,704 --> 00:42:58,314 IT'S, IT'S FINE. IT'S TOTALLY FINE. 1026 00:42:58,358 --> 00:43:00,534 LOOK, I KNOW TODD'S YOUR BOYFRIEND. 1027 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,232 YOU'VE BEEN SAYING IT SINCE THE FIRST TIME YOU RAN INTO ME. 1028 00:43:03,276 --> 00:43:05,844 UM, IT'S OKAY. I JUST, HONESTLY, THOUGH, I DIDN'T REALLY, 1029 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:07,672 DIDN'T REALLY THINK IT WAS THAT SERIOUS. 1030 00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:10,109 BUT YOU'RE ON THE TEAM WITH HIM. 1031 00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:12,894 YEAH. 1032 00:43:12,938 --> 00:43:15,070 FRIENDS? 1033 00:43:15,114 --> 00:43:16,681 FRIENDS. 1034 00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:18,552 OKAY. 1035 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,772 UH, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 1036 00:43:20,815 --> 00:43:21,947 -SO... -RIGHT. RIGHT. 1037 00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:23,688 -HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. -OKAY. 1038 00:43:24,906 --> 00:43:27,126 UH, HEY, APPLE. 1039 00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:29,955 GOOD LUCK TOMORROW. 1040 00:43:29,998 --> 00:43:31,260 THANKS. 1041 00:43:43,533 --> 00:43:47,712 [SPECTATORS MURMURING] 1042 00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:48,756 OH, MY GOSH. HE'S HERE. 1043 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,931 -OH, APPLE. -APPLE! 1044 00:43:49,975 --> 00:43:51,933 I'M SORRY. SORRY. 1045 00:43:51,977 --> 00:43:53,631 WHAT IS WRONG? WHAT HAPPENED? 1046 00:43:53,674 --> 00:43:55,458 LET'S FOCUS. FOCUS. 1047 00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:58,418 [CHANTS IN UNISON] I G C, WOO! 1048 00:43:58,461 --> 00:44:00,812 ALL RIGHT, HANDS IN, GUYS. 1049 00:44:04,076 --> 00:44:05,686 ALL RIGHT, OUR FIRST EVENT IS BARS. 1050 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:06,992 [ALL] OKAY. 1051 00:44:07,035 --> 00:44:08,428 -YOU READY? -YES. 1052 00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:10,604 [GIRL] LET'S GET READY TO TUMBLE! 1053 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:14,086 MOVE, PLEASE. IT'S A 30 SECOND TOUCH. 1054 00:44:14,129 --> 00:44:17,132 -TOUCH? WHAT? -WHAT'RE WE TOUCHING? 1055 00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:19,526 THE EQUIPMENT. 1056 00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:24,531 [ALL GASPING] 1057 00:44:25,967 --> 00:44:27,926 I COULDA SWORN THE SAID "RUMBLE." 1058 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:29,579 YEAH, IT SOUNDED SUPER SIMILAR. 1059 00:44:29,623 --> 00:44:31,538 -I KNOW, RIGHT? -OKAY, GUYS. 1060 00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:33,714 I NEED YOU TO CHANGE INTO YOUR COMPETITION LEOS, 1061 00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:35,237 AND I'LL MEET YOU AT THE BARS. 1062 00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:37,283 -[ALL] OKAY. -WAIT, I MEAN, THE VAULT. 1063 00:44:37,326 --> 00:44:40,155 -AH, I HATE VAULTS. -YES, COME ON, LET'S GO. 1064 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:43,245 [CHEERS, WHISTLES, APPLAUSE] 1065 00:45:13,232 --> 00:45:14,755 [CROWD GROANS] 1066 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:18,672 YEAH, UH, YEAH, YEAH. 1067 00:45:21,544 --> 00:45:22,545 OKAY. 1068 00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:33,905 YEAH! 1069 00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:40,563 IS THAT GOOD? 1070 00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,096 [CROWD GROANS] 1071 00:45:59,974 --> 00:46:01,889 [CHEERS, WHISTLES] 1072 00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:33,791 [ANGELINA] MAN! 1073 00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,183 ARE YOU SURE THESE OTHER GIRLS 1074 00:46:35,227 --> 00:46:37,098 ARE JUST CLUB TEAMS? 1075 00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:45,019 -MM-HMM. -UH! MAN! 1076 00:46:59,077 --> 00:47:00,469 THOUGH, IT'S NOT A TOTAL WASH. 1077 00:47:00,513 --> 00:47:03,864 OUR AVERAGE ALL AROUND WAS A 32.75. 1078 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:05,518 NO ONE LOOKS AT AVERAGES. 1079 00:47:05,561 --> 00:47:09,130 OUR TEAM SCORE WAS 183.5. 1080 00:47:09,174 --> 00:47:10,958 THAT'S ENOUGH. 1081 00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:12,655 SO, IT WAS OUR FIRST MEET. 1082 00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:14,570 WE CAN'T SURRENDER TO MEDIOCRITY. 1083 00:47:14,614 --> 00:47:16,398 YES, WE CAN. WE'RE TERRIBLE, 1084 00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:18,270 AND NOW WE'RE ONLY FRACTIONALLY TERRIBLE. 1085 00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:19,662 THAT'S A HUGE LEAP. 1086 00:47:19,706 --> 00:47:21,490 WERE THEY COMPLACENT? 1087 00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:23,492 -CALI. -REALLY? 1088 00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:25,451 I AM TRYING TO WATCH COMPETITION FOOTAGE. 1089 00:47:25,494 --> 00:47:27,453 -I NEED TO FOCUS. -FINE. 1090 00:47:27,496 --> 00:47:28,889 I SHOULD PROBABLY WATCH IT, TOO. 1091 00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:30,064 [LAUGHS] 1092 00:47:30,108 --> 00:47:34,286 [CROWD CHEERING] 1093 00:47:34,329 --> 00:47:35,896 [APPLE] THAT'S NOT OUR COMPETITION. 1094 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,811 I KNOW. IT'S THE PRO GYMNASTICS CHALLENGE. 1095 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,204 THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING. 1096 00:47:39,247 --> 00:47:42,816 -IT'S A SKILL FOR SKILL... -FACE OFF. 1097 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,339 [CROWD CHEERING] 1098 00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:48,300 -AND ONLY THE STRONGEST.. -WILL SURVIVE. 1099 00:47:48,343 --> 00:47:49,736 DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S LIFE 1100 00:47:49,779 --> 00:47:51,564 -AFTER COLLEGE GYMNASTICS? -WHOA. 1101 00:47:51,607 --> 00:47:53,783 [CROWD CHEERING] 1102 00:47:53,827 --> 00:47:55,960 -OH, MY... -I KNOW. 1103 00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:58,963 SO DID YOU GET ANY OF OUR COMPETITION? 1104 00:47:59,006 --> 00:48:01,226 OH, OF COURSE. 1105 00:48:03,097 --> 00:48:05,056 ELLIE, SQUARE YOUR HIPS ON YOUR LAYOUT. 1106 00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:06,927 -LAYOUT, OKAY? -[APPLE] CALI. 1107 00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:09,756 YOU TAPED THE COACHING? 1108 00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:11,584 THIS IS MY FIRST UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENT. 1109 00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,412 I NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT I'M BELIEVABLE. 1110 00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:15,588 -UGH. -[KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1111 00:48:15,631 --> 00:48:17,938 -OH, HI. -HEY. 1112 00:48:17,982 --> 00:48:19,766 IS THIS A BAD TIME, GIRLS? 1113 00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:22,203 NO, WE'RE JUST REHASHING THE MEET. 1114 00:48:22,247 --> 00:48:24,423 HI. WELL, YOU GIRLS WERE INCREDIBLE. 1115 00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:27,730 -UH, REALLY, REALLY GOOD. -FOR A BUNCH OF FOUR-YEAR-OLDS. 1116 00:48:27,774 --> 00:48:30,777 ALTHOUGH I DO WISH THAT YOU CAME INTO THE STANDS AFTERWARDS, 1117 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:32,866 BECAUSE I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THESE. 1118 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,476 -UM... -YOU KNOW, 1119 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,262 JUST FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU RUN INTO ME ON CAMPUS. 1120 00:48:37,305 --> 00:48:39,829 OR JUST LIKE, GENERALLY FOR YOUR LIFE, SO YOU HAVE SHOES. 1121 00:48:39,873 --> 00:48:40,961 [LAUGHS] 1122 00:48:41,005 --> 00:48:43,529 OW. LEG LIFTS. 1123 00:48:43,572 --> 00:48:46,619 OKAY, IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S COMING ALONG PRETTY GOOD OVER HERE. 1124 00:48:46,662 --> 00:48:48,142 [GASPS] NO, THIS IS OLD. 1125 00:48:48,186 --> 00:48:49,491 OH, MY GOSH. IT'S ARCHAIC. 1126 00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:50,840 THIS SILLY BOARD. OH, MY GOSH. 1127 00:48:50,884 --> 00:48:52,407 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT THING 1128 00:48:52,451 --> 00:48:54,714 -WAS STILL UP THERE. -YEAH, IT'S A PRETTY BIG BOARD. 1129 00:48:54,757 --> 00:48:56,368 -I DON'T KNOW. -OKAY. 1130 00:48:56,411 --> 00:48:58,848 [COACH] ELLIE, SQUARE YOUR HIPS ON YOUR LAYOUT, LAYOUT. 1131 00:48:58,892 --> 00:49:01,416 COME ON, COURTNEY. SQUARE YOUR HIPS ON YOUR LAYOUT, LAYOUT. 1132 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,983 -WALK ME TO THE LIBRARY? -LOVE TO. 1133 00:49:03,027 --> 00:49:04,680 -RIGHT ON CUE. -DON'T YOU WANT TO... 1134 00:49:04,724 --> 00:49:05,768 -PUT ON SOME... -RIGHT. 1135 00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:06,856 -YEAH. -SHIRT AND SHOES. 1136 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,075 -YEAH. -IN A MOMENT. 1137 00:49:09,772 --> 00:49:11,861 WELL, YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE BEST DRESSED PERSON 1138 00:49:11,905 --> 00:49:13,254 IN THE LIBRARY, HANDS DOWN. 1139 00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:14,908 -THAT'S THE GOAL. -HONESTLY, THOUGH, 1140 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,344 YOU GUYS WERE INCREDIBLE TODAY. 1141 00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:18,433 HAH, WELL, WE ACHIEVED ONE OF MY GOALS. 1142 00:49:18,477 --> 00:49:20,218 -WHICH WAS WHAT? -NO MAJOR INJURIES. 1143 00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:22,002 [LAUGHS] SETTING THE BAR NICE AND HIGH. 1144 00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:24,048 -I LIKE IT. -WHAT'S GOING ON? 1145 00:49:24,091 --> 00:49:25,614 -[GIRL] APPLE? -OH, COME ON. 1146 00:49:25,658 --> 00:49:27,355 -WHAT'RE YOU-- -[GIRL] APPLE, IS THAT YOU? 1147 00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:29,009 OH, HO HO, THANK GOODNESS. 1148 00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:31,011 APPLE, IT'S ONLY SIX MONTHS TILL MY WEDDING, 1149 00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:32,752 AND I'M RUNNING A SIMPLE REHEARSAL, 1150 00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:33,971 BUT TANYA HAD TO BAIL ON ME 1151 00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,494 BECAUSE SOME BRIDEZILLA WAS LIKE, 1152 00:49:35,537 --> 00:49:37,278 MY INVITATIONS ARE IVORY AND NOT MOCHA. 1153 00:49:37,322 --> 00:49:39,454 AND SALLY AND MARK ARE STUCK IN A STUDY SESSION. 1154 00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:41,674 SO, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BRIDE AND GROOM. 1155 00:49:41,717 --> 00:49:43,110 SO, COME WITH ME. COME, COME, COME. 1156 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:46,548 RIGHT THIS WAY. COME, COME, COME. 1157 00:49:46,592 --> 00:49:49,160 AND, TA-DA. 1158 00:49:49,203 --> 00:49:51,597 YOU SET THIS ALL UP AFTER THE COMPETITION? 1159 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,729 -YEP. -WOW. 1160 00:49:53,773 --> 00:49:55,731 IT LOOKS REALLY BEAUTIFUL, BUT WE ACTUALLY 1161 00:49:55,775 --> 00:49:57,733 -NEED TO GET TO THE LIBRARY. -WHO'S THIS? 1162 00:49:57,777 --> 00:49:59,039 -CHET... -OH, GREAT. 1163 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,736 I WAS SO OVER TODD. 1164 00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:02,086 NOW, I'M GONNA NEED YOU GUYS 1165 00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:03,826 TO START OVER HERE AND END OVER THERE. 1166 00:50:03,870 --> 00:50:05,915 SO, I'M GONNA MOVE THROUGHOUT JUST TO MAKE SURE 1167 00:50:05,959 --> 00:50:07,917 I CAN SEE EVERYTHING, OKAY? WAIT RIGHT HERE. 1168 00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:09,919 -I'M SORRY. -SHE SEEMS LOVELY. 1169 00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:13,184 NOW, I HAVE TO HAVE ALL THE CHAIRS 1170 00:50:13,227 --> 00:50:14,663 OUT OF HERE BY TWO, 1171 00:50:14,707 --> 00:50:16,404 SO, NEW BOY, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY GROOM. 1172 00:50:16,448 --> 00:50:17,623 GO. 1173 00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:19,407 -SHALL WE? -[SCOFFS] 1174 00:50:19,451 --> 00:50:21,888 AND, THREE, TWO, ONE, MARCH. 1175 00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:23,672 [APPLE] SHE'S ONE OF MY SORORITY SISTERS. 1176 00:50:23,716 --> 00:50:24,978 [EMILY] A LITTLE SLOWER. 1177 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,980 AND I WAS THERE AT HER PROPOSAL. 1178 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:30,288 [EMILY] STEP TOGETHER. STEP TOGETHER. 1179 00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:32,507 AND I ALSO KNOW HER WEDDING PLANNER, TOO. 1180 00:50:32,551 --> 00:50:35,684 GIVE ME MORE SWAY WITH YOUR HIPS, APPLE. I WANT SEXY. 1181 00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:37,730 IT'S FINE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP EXPLAINING. 1182 00:50:37,773 --> 00:50:39,427 [EMILY] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, TOUCHING. 1183 00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:41,429 STEP TOGETHER. STEP TOGETHER. 1184 00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:43,475 THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT I HAD PLANNED FOR TODAY. 1185 00:50:43,518 --> 00:50:45,390 -SO, IT WORKS OUT. -[EMILY] STEP TOGETHER. 1186 00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:47,392 AND, STOP. 1187 00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:50,917 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE GYRATING. 1188 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,179 IT, IT'S OKAY. 1189 00:50:52,223 --> 00:50:55,313 [STUDENTS MURMURING] 1190 00:50:59,317 --> 00:51:01,014 [EMILY] DEARLY BELOVED, 1191 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,277 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO CELEBRATE THIS COUPLE 1192 00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:05,932 -IN HOLY MATRIMONY? -[CHUCKLES] 1193 00:51:05,975 --> 00:51:07,803 EMILY, DO YOU TAKE CHELSEY... 1194 00:51:07,847 --> 00:51:09,631 NAMED AFTER HIS FATHER. 1195 00:51:09,675 --> 00:51:12,417 -DO YOU? -I DO. 1196 00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:14,375 [SIGHS] OKAY, GOOD. 1197 00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:17,204 AND, CHELSEY, DO YOU TAKE EMILY? 1198 00:51:17,248 --> 00:51:19,250 -I DO. -OH, GOOD. 1199 00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:22,253 -NOW, KISS. -WHAT? 1200 00:51:22,296 --> 00:51:24,733 WELL, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. 1201 00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:26,126 -KISS. -NO, I CAN'T. 1202 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:29,477 [GASPS] OH. 1203 00:51:29,521 --> 00:51:31,479 -[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] -PERFECT. 1204 00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,786 -[CROWD CLAPPING] -[EMILY GIGGLES] THAT'S THE SHOT. 1205 00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:38,660 THAT IS THE FRONT OF MY PHOTO ALBUM. 1206 00:51:38,704 --> 00:51:39,879 OH, MY GOSH. 1207 00:51:39,922 --> 00:51:42,316 BYE-BYE. 1208 00:51:50,455 --> 00:51:53,066 HI-YAH! 1209 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,459 UGH! 1210 00:51:54,502 --> 00:51:56,896 [BOTH PANTING] 1211 00:51:56,939 --> 00:51:59,246 APPLE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 1212 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:02,336 -WOO! NICE ONE. -THANKS. 1213 00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:05,339 A LITTLE KUNG FU MIXED WITH SOME PARKOUR. IT'S NO BIGGIE. 1214 00:52:05,383 --> 00:52:07,776 -HERE. -OH, NO, I'M GOOD. 1215 00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:09,691 -I'M GOOD. -OKAY. 1216 00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:12,912 WHY ARE YOU SWEATY? 1217 00:52:12,955 --> 00:52:14,740 I DON'T KNOW. 1218 00:52:14,783 --> 00:52:17,743 I MUST'VE GONE, LIKE, FIVE MILES. IT'S ALL A BLUR. 1219 00:52:17,786 --> 00:52:20,093 AFTER I KISSED CHET, I JUST, I STARTED RUNNING, 1220 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,834 AND THEN I GOT LOST, AND IT WAS DARK, 1221 00:52:21,877 --> 00:52:23,227 AND THERE WAS SOME FRAT PEOPLE, 1222 00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:24,793 AND THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE... 1223 00:52:24,837 --> 00:52:26,795 -WHAT? -YOU KISSED CHET? 1224 00:52:28,362 --> 00:52:29,755 I KISSED CHET. 1225 00:52:29,798 --> 00:52:31,757 [BOTH SCREAMING, GIGGLING] 1226 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,193 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1227 00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:34,586 OH, I DON'T KNOW! 1228 00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:36,065 [LAUGHING, GIGGLING] 1229 00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:38,981 YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME! THAT'S AWESOME! 1230 00:52:44,726 --> 00:52:46,772 -APPLE, NO. -I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE... 1231 00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:49,296 -I'M IN A MEETING. -I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 1232 00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:51,385 HEY, APPLE MCCREIGHTON-HILL. 1233 00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:53,735 -FRANCESCA. -PLEASURE. 1234 00:52:53,779 --> 00:52:55,172 -CAN YOU HOLD THIS? -OH. 1235 00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:56,825 AS, AS MUCH AS I'VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED 1236 00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:58,827 -TO YOUR, UH, OVERDONE... -ORNAMENTED? 1237 00:52:58,871 --> 00:53:00,438 ...PRESENTATIONS, 1238 00:53:00,481 --> 00:53:01,917 A SIMPLE EMAIL WILL SUFFICE. 1239 00:53:01,961 --> 00:53:03,310 -PRESTON. -MR. KELLY. 1240 00:53:03,354 --> 00:53:04,833 WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU'RE SECRETLY 1241 00:53:04,877 --> 00:53:06,226 ROOTING FOR THE GYMNASTICS TEAM. 1242 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:07,488 IF MY SECRETLY ROOTING 1243 00:53:07,532 --> 00:53:09,273 MEANING PRAYING THAT ITS VERY EXISTENCE 1244 00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:10,448 DOESN'T COST ME MY JOB? 1245 00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:11,797 THEN, YES, I AM IN A MEETING. 1246 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,494 -I WILL BE QUICK. -GOOD-BYE. 1247 00:53:13,538 --> 00:53:15,627 UGH! BUT THIS IS WHERE I WOW YOU WITH MY IDEAS 1248 00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:17,629 FOR COMPETITION GEAR AND NEW EQUIPMENT. 1249 00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:20,066 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? COME HERE. 1250 00:53:20,109 --> 00:53:22,982 HOW DID YOU HACK THE GREENTUBE TO COVER ALL THE GYMNASTICS MEETS? 1251 00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:24,636 I KNOW BETTER THAN TO INCRIMINATE-- 1252 00:53:24,679 --> 00:53:26,812 COULD YOU DO THE SAME THING WITH THE RUGBY MEETS? 1253 00:53:26,855 --> 00:53:28,814 -YEAH, OF COURSE, BUT-- -THEN DO IT. 1254 00:53:28,857 --> 00:53:30,946 -RUGBY, TOO? -JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 1255 00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:37,431 HEY. 1256 00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:39,259 I'M SO NERVOUS. 1257 00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:41,827 TODD'S FLIGHT DOESN'T GET IN FOR ANOTHER 20 MINUTES. 1258 00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:43,307 [SIGHS] 1259 00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:45,265 WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN OVER A MONTH. 1260 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:46,745 DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE WEIRD? 1261 00:53:46,788 --> 00:53:48,442 NO, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE FINE. 1262 00:53:48,486 --> 00:53:49,791 [EXHALES] 1263 00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:55,362 MY PERSONAL STATEMENT FOR THE CIA APPLICATION. 1264 00:53:55,406 --> 00:53:57,277 WHAT? WHEN DID YOU FINISH IT? 1265 00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:58,800 YESTERDAY. 1266 00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:01,020 OKAY, BE COMPLETELY CRITICAL, MARK IT UP. 1267 00:54:01,063 --> 00:54:02,630 -I NEED PERFECTION. -ABSOLUTELY. 1268 00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:04,066 I WILL DO MY BEST WORK. 1269 00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:06,286 [LAUGHING] 1270 00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:07,896 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HAPPENING. 1271 00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:10,290 I KNOW. YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE CIA. 1272 00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:12,684 AND YOU'RE GONNA GET TODD. 1273 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:15,339 DID YOU SAY HIS FLIGHT GETS IN IN 20 MINUTES? 1274 00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:18,472 -YEAH. -THAT IS HARDLY AMPLE PREPARATION TIME. 1275 00:54:23,738 --> 00:54:25,131 OKAY. 1276 00:54:25,174 --> 00:54:27,133 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] OH, TODD. 1277 00:54:27,176 --> 00:54:28,526 IT IS OPEN. 1278 00:54:28,569 --> 00:54:30,049 HI. 1279 00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:33,966 -HEY. -HEY. 1280 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:39,145 -I WAS JUST... -LOOKING FOR TODD? 1281 00:54:39,188 --> 00:54:40,755 -YEAH. -HE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 1282 00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:42,888 HE'LL BE OUT IN, UH, JUST A MINUTE, I THINK. 1283 00:54:45,238 --> 00:54:47,371 YOU GUYS LIVE TOGETHER? 1284 00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:49,590 YEAH, UH, WELL, WHEN HE LEFT, UH, 1285 00:54:49,634 --> 00:54:51,288 JEREMY MOVED IN WITH MIKE. 1286 00:54:51,331 --> 00:54:53,551 SO WHEN HE CAME BACK, I WAS THE ONLY GUY ON THE TEAM 1287 00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:54,900 WHO DIDN'T HAVE A ROOMMATE. 1288 00:54:54,943 --> 00:54:56,728 OKAY, SO YOU GUYS LIVE TOGETHER NOW. 1289 00:54:56,771 --> 00:54:59,034 -YEAH. -DOES HE KNOW? 1290 00:54:59,078 --> 00:55:01,515 DOES HE KNOW WHAT? 1291 00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:04,866 LOOK, UH, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT. 1292 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,783 HE'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND, AND, UH... 1293 00:55:08,827 --> 00:55:11,917 I'M SURE YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP ON. 1294 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,440 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 1295 00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:18,097 YAY. 1296 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:25,191 [SPORTS ANNOUNCER] HE'S GONNA HAVE TO HURRY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE 1297 00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:27,019 HE MIGHT JUST COME UP A LITTLE BIT SHORT, 1298 00:55:27,062 --> 00:55:29,587 BUT STILL... 1299 00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:30,631 I MISSED YOU, BABE. 1300 00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:31,676 I MISSED YOU, TOO. 1301 00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,591 I HAVE AN IDEA. 1302 00:55:33,634 --> 00:55:36,420 YOU WANT TO HELP ME UNPACK AND ORGANIZE MY CLOSET? 1303 00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:39,031 REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO DO IT WITH THE COLOR COORDINATION? 1304 00:55:39,074 --> 00:55:40,380 THAT ROCKED. 1305 00:55:40,424 --> 00:55:42,817 UH, THE BOXES ARE RIGHT OVER THERE. 1306 00:55:42,861 --> 00:55:45,385 -THANKS, BABE. -OKAY. 1307 00:55:45,429 --> 00:55:47,518 NO ONE DOES IT LIKE YOU. 1308 00:55:47,561 --> 00:55:49,433 THERE YOU GO. 1309 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,480 YEAH, WHAT... 1310 00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:01,445 [SPORTS ANNOUNCER] AND KUDOS TO THE CROWD 1311 00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:03,795 WHO ARE TRYING TO BRING HIM ACROSS THE FINISH LINE. 1312 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,804 [PANTING] 1313 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:15,241 -DONE. -GOOD JOB, BABE. 1314 00:56:15,284 --> 00:56:17,069 NICE. 1315 00:56:17,112 --> 00:56:19,463 YEAH, YOU BROUGHT BACK A LOT OF CLOTHES. 1316 00:56:19,506 --> 00:56:21,769 BUT I WAS ABLE TO GET THEM ALL IN ONCE I FIGURED OUT 1317 00:56:21,813 --> 00:56:23,380 -THE RIGHT FOLDING SYSTEM. -HMM. 1318 00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:26,121 OH, AND YOU BROUGHT BACK THIS. 1319 00:56:28,210 --> 00:56:30,169 I'M SURE IT JUST SHRUNK IN THE WASH, RIGHT? 1320 00:56:30,212 --> 00:56:31,823 [GIGGLES, SIGHS] OKAY. 1321 00:56:31,866 --> 00:56:34,173 I'M GONNA GET THESE DOWN TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM. 1322 00:56:36,088 --> 00:56:37,959 -UH, APPLE. -HUH? 1323 00:56:43,835 --> 00:56:45,140 COME HERE. 1324 00:56:50,798 --> 00:56:52,496 WE HAVE TO BREAK UP. 1325 00:57:09,991 --> 00:57:11,166 I'M SORRY. 1326 00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:12,951 ♪ THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE ♪ 1327 00:57:12,994 --> 00:57:15,170 ♪ THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE ♪ 1328 00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:17,564 [CRYING] 1329 00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:21,220 ♪ AND I CAN'T MAKE YOU STAY... ♪ 1330 00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:23,222 GOTCHA. 1331 00:57:23,265 --> 00:57:25,224 FOUR MINUTES PAST CURFEW. 1332 00:57:25,267 --> 00:57:26,486 OKAY. 1333 00:57:26,530 --> 00:57:29,271 ♪ 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK ♪ 1334 00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:31,709 I SHOULD'VE WORN WATERPROOF MASCARA. 1335 00:57:31,752 --> 00:57:34,712 CALI, HE DUMPED ME. 1336 00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:36,757 OH, NO. 1337 00:57:36,801 --> 00:57:40,631 ♪ 'CAUSE AS THE STRINGS SWELL IN ♪ 1338 00:57:40,674 --> 00:57:42,502 -I CAN'T ARGUE BACK. -SORRY. 1339 00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:44,417 ♪ IF I WAS READY 1340 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:47,812 ♪ WHEN YOU WERE 1341 00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:52,251 ♪ HERE'S MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH 1342 00:57:52,294 --> 00:57:54,906 ♪ I WISH THAT I LIVED UP 1343 00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:58,910 ♪ TO WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D BE ♪ 1344 00:57:58,953 --> 00:58:02,261 ♪ 'CAUSE NOW YOU'RE MOVIN' ON ♪ 1345 00:58:02,304 --> 00:58:05,569 ♪ WE'RE PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN ♪ 1346 00:58:05,612 --> 00:58:11,009 ♪ BUT I ACCEPT THE POINT I'VE HAD TO LEARN ♪ 1347 00:58:11,052 --> 00:58:12,619 BECKY, IF YOU ADD A HALF TWIST, 1348 00:58:12,663 --> 00:58:14,491 IT'LL UP YOUR START VALUE BY FIVE TENTHS. 1349 00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:15,535 OKAY, COACH. 1350 00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:17,842 WHERE IS OUR FEARLESS LEADER? 1351 00:58:20,409 --> 00:58:22,368 UM... 1352 00:58:23,978 --> 00:58:26,677 POINT YOUR TOES ON THOSE JUMPS, ANGELINA. 1353 00:58:39,428 --> 00:58:40,952 UH, MAN. 1354 00:58:42,997 --> 00:58:45,391 APPLE, WHERE... 1355 00:58:45,434 --> 00:58:47,436 -WOW. -I KNOW, RIGHT? 1356 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,308 AT FIRST I WASN'T SURE ABOUT THIS SWEATER. 1357 00:58:49,351 --> 00:58:50,570 AND THEN I WAS, LIKE, 1358 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:53,094 HOW COULD I LIVE WITHOUT THIS SWEATER? 1359 00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:55,923 UH, I WAS REFERRING TO THE LENGTH. 1360 00:58:55,967 --> 00:58:57,490 YOU MISSED PRACTICE AGAIN. 1361 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,448 OH, YEAH, WOOPS. 1362 00:58:59,492 --> 00:59:01,189 THE MEET IS THIS WEEKEND. 1363 00:59:01,233 --> 00:59:03,975 -YEAH... -YEAH? 1364 00:59:04,018 --> 00:59:05,629 ABOUT THAT. 1365 00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:07,892 YOU KNOW HOW EVERYONE TOLD ME IT WAS A STUPID IDEA 1366 00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:09,937 TO BUILD A GYMNASTICS TEAM TO WIN BACK A BOY? 1367 00:59:09,981 --> 00:59:12,766 -WELL, I DIDN'T. -WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE BECAUSE IT WAS. 1368 00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:15,856 THAT WAS A PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO BE SOMETHING MORE OF MY LIFE. 1369 00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:17,858 TO NOT BE MEDIOCRE. LIKE YOU WITH THE CIA. 1370 00:59:17,902 --> 00:59:20,295 OR CASHEW WHEN WANTING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. 1371 00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:23,298 -OKAY. -I'M MEDIOCRE. YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. 1372 00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:24,691 I'M APPLE MCCREIGHTON-HILL. 1373 00:59:24,735 --> 00:59:26,432 IVY LEAGUE EDUCATED BECAUSE MY PARENTS 1374 00:59:26,475 --> 00:59:27,694 MANUFACTURED MORE TEXTBOOKS 1375 00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:29,174 THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD. 1376 00:59:29,217 --> 00:59:30,741 AND, WHEN I TRIED TO BE MORE THAN THAT, 1377 00:59:30,784 --> 00:59:32,612 -I FAILED. -NO, YOU DIDN'T. 1378 00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:35,136 IT'S OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 1379 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:37,486 THERE'S A POINT IN EVERYONE'S LIFE WHEN THEY REALIZE 1380 00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:40,315 WHAT THEY'RE REALLY CAPABLE OF, ALL RIGHT? 1381 00:59:40,359 --> 00:59:43,623 GO BACK TO YOUR CIA INTERVIEW PREPARATION 1382 00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,451 AND YOUR STAKEOUT TRAINING. 1383 00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:47,453 YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK, COACH. 1384 00:59:47,496 --> 00:59:49,847 I'VE GOT TO GET TO CLASS, AND FIND ME A MAN, 1385 00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:53,328 'CAUSE I'M NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT MY M-R-S. 1386 00:59:53,372 --> 00:59:54,939 YOU MEAN, MBA? 1387 00:59:54,982 --> 00:59:58,377 NO, MISSUS. MISSUS SOMETHING. 1388 00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,771 I WILL BE A WIFE. 1389 01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,120 MM-HMM. 1390 01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:07,865 YOU KNOW WHAT, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, 1391 01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:11,085 GUYS, ECONOMICS CAN BE FUN. 1392 01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:13,174 I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY HAS A PRECONCEIVED NOTION 1393 01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:16,221 ABOUT WHAT ECONOMICS IS. 1394 01:00:16,264 --> 01:00:18,658 ECONOMICS IS A EVER-CHANGING, EVER-PRESENT, 1395 01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,225 LIVING, BREATHING THING. 1396 01:00:20,268 --> 01:00:23,445 IT EVOLVES WITH US AS THE WORLD EVOLVES. 1397 01:00:23,489 --> 01:00:25,230 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1398 01:00:25,273 --> 01:00:27,188 THANK YOU. GREAT PARTICIPATION TODAY. 1399 01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:29,626 THANK YOU. JASON, BEARD'S LOOKING HEALTHY, BY THE WAY. 1400 01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:31,149 I SHAMPOOED IT LAST NIGHT. 1401 01:00:31,192 --> 01:00:33,412 DID YOU? I CAN TELL. HEY, GUYS, ALSO, UH, TEST, 1402 01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:35,109 THIRD TEST THIS SEMESTER IS THIS WEEK. 1403 01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:36,545 DON'T FORGET. ALL RIGHT? 1404 01:00:36,589 --> 01:00:38,678 APPLE? APPLE, WHAT, NO, NO ASSIGNMENT FROM YOU? 1405 01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:41,072 -JUST GIVE ME A ZERO. -A ZERO? OKAY. 1406 01:00:41,115 --> 01:00:43,291 UH, HEY, WAIT UP. 1407 01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:45,467 THIS SATURDAY AFTER YOUR COMPETITION, 1408 01:00:45,511 --> 01:00:47,818 I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD, UM, I DON'T KNOW, 1409 01:00:47,861 --> 01:00:49,471 JUST TALK AFTERWARDS? 1410 01:00:49,515 --> 01:00:50,603 DUH. 1411 01:00:54,302 --> 01:00:56,304 DUH. RIGHT. 1412 01:01:06,271 --> 01:01:08,229 ALL RIGHT, 30 SECOND TOUCH. 1413 01:01:08,273 --> 01:01:10,754 VAULT, BARS, BEAM, FLOOR. LET'S DO THIS. 1414 01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:13,713 -WHERE'S APPLE? -SHE'S NOT COMING. 1415 01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:15,149 WAIT. WHAT? SHE'S NOT COMING? 1416 01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:17,238 -IS SHE HURT? -NO. 1417 01:01:17,282 --> 01:01:19,458 WHOA. SHE'S NOT COMPETING? 1418 01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:21,199 NO, NO, NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE WITHOUT HER. 1419 01:01:21,242 --> 01:01:22,635 WE CANNOT DO THIS WITHOUT APPLE. 1420 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,115 -YES, YEAH. -OKAY, HEY, LOOK. 1421 01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:25,899 I'M THE COACH, AND WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 1422 01:01:25,943 --> 01:01:28,162 EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO STOP FREAKING OUT. 1423 01:01:28,206 --> 01:01:29,511 LINE UP CHANGE. UM... 1424 01:01:29,555 --> 01:01:31,731 ANGELINA, EMILY, BECKY, CASHEW, 1425 01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:33,211 THEN COURTNEY ON VAULT. 1426 01:01:33,254 --> 01:01:35,082 BUT I DON'T VAULT. 1427 01:01:35,126 --> 01:01:37,084 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TODAY. 1428 01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:38,956 -COME ON, LET'S DO THIS. -ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1429 01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,392 YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU GOT THIS. 1430 01:01:40,435 --> 01:01:42,089 -NO, NO, NO, I... -COME ON, ANGELINA. 1431 01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:44,570 -YOU NEED THIS. -YOU GOT THIS. 1432 01:01:44,613 --> 01:01:46,920 LET'S GO. 1433 01:01:46,964 --> 01:01:48,574 -COME ON, YOU GOT THIS. -COME ON, GO. 1434 01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:40,278 [MURMURING] 1435 01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:45,762 [MOUTHING] I DON'T KNOW. 1436 01:02:54,118 --> 01:02:56,685 -[MOANING] -YOU LOOK ROUGH. 1437 01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:58,165 [SCOFFS] 1438 01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:01,168 -I WENT TO THE MEET. -OH, HOW'D IT GO? 1439 01:03:01,212 --> 01:03:04,171 WITHOUT YOU? TERRIBLE. 1440 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:06,826 IT WAS EVEN WORSE AFTER IT ENDED. 1441 01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:08,828 WHEN I TOLD THEM THAT YOU QUIT, 1442 01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:11,178 THE TEAM DISBANDED. 1443 01:03:11,222 --> 01:03:14,007 -THEY WERE THAT UPSET? -WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1444 01:03:14,051 --> 01:03:16,009 THEY TOTALLY BELIEVED IN WHAT YOU CREATED 1445 01:03:16,053 --> 01:03:17,837 AND THEY PUT THEIR ALL INTO BEING GREAT. 1446 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,534 WELL, WE WERE NEVER GONNA BE ANY GOOD. 1447 01:03:19,578 --> 01:03:21,145 IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 1448 01:03:21,188 --> 01:03:23,321 PRESTON WAS PROBABLY GONNA MAKE A VOLLEYBALL TEAM 1449 01:03:23,364 --> 01:03:24,670 NEXT YEAR ANYWAY. 1450 01:03:24,713 --> 01:03:26,193 IT THAT REALLY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY? 1451 01:03:27,673 --> 01:03:28,674 I HAVE A DATE... 1452 01:03:28,717 --> 01:03:30,154 WITH CHET. 1453 01:03:30,197 --> 01:03:31,938 I REALIZED I'D NEVER CYBER STALKED HIM. 1454 01:03:31,982 --> 01:03:33,897 HE GRADUATING IN MAY WITH A BUSINESS DEGREE, 1455 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:36,638 AND HE ALREADY HAS A JOB OFFER WITH BOSTON CONSULTING. 1456 01:03:36,682 --> 01:03:39,032 MOM IS OVER THE MOON. 1457 01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:41,426 HOW DO I LOOK? 1458 01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:42,819 DON'T WAIT UP. 1459 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:52,785 -[CHET SIGHS] -YOU WOULD THINK 1460 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:55,309 THE STUDENTS AT THIS SCHOOL WOULD HAVE MORE FASHION SENSE 1461 01:03:55,353 --> 01:03:56,963 BUT IT'S LIKE THEY'RE SO BUSY STUDYING 1462 01:03:57,007 --> 01:03:58,965 THEY DON'T EVEN OWN A MIRROR. 1463 01:03:59,009 --> 01:04:01,620 WOW! WHY, YOU... 1464 01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:04,231 -YOU ARE JUST, YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. -THANK YOU. 1465 01:04:04,275 --> 01:04:05,885 NO, APPLE, NOT THANK YOU. 1466 01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:07,713 LIKE WHO, WHO AM I TALKING TO RIGHT NOW? 1467 01:04:07,756 --> 01:04:09,497 WHO ARE YOU? 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT YOURSELF. 1468 01:04:09,541 --> 01:04:10,890 I MEAN, TWO DAYS AGO, 1469 01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:12,500 YOU WERE WALKING AROUND THIS CAMPUS 1470 01:04:12,544 --> 01:04:14,111 WEARING A LEOTARD AND NO SHOES. 1471 01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:16,113 OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S IT. 1472 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:17,723 WHAT? WHAT'S IT? 1473 01:04:17,766 --> 01:04:19,551 I WAS SO BUSY MAKING THE GYMNASTICS TEAM, 1474 01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:20,987 THAT I TOTALLY LET MYSELF GO. 1475 01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:22,554 THAT'S WHY TODD BROKE UP WITH ME. 1476 01:04:22,597 --> 01:04:24,512 NO, THAT'S NOT WHY TODD BROKE UP WITH YOU. 1477 01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:26,471 APPLE, TODD BROKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE HE SAID 1478 01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:27,776 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUBSTANCE. 1479 01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:28,952 ALL RIGHT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 1480 01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:30,214 WHEN YOU'RE WITH HIM 1481 01:04:30,257 --> 01:04:31,519 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUBSTANCE. 1482 01:04:33,826 --> 01:04:36,611 LOOK, I'VE READ PAPERS THAT YOU EDITED. 1483 01:04:36,655 --> 01:04:38,135 OKAY, I'VE STOOD IN LINE FOR HOURS 1484 01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,919 AND LISTENED TO YOU EXPLAIN TO STUDENTS 1485 01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:41,747 WHY THEIR THESIS LACKS UNITY. 1486 01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:43,575 OR EXPLAIN WHAT AN INTERNAL CITATION IS. 1487 01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:45,055 YOU ARE A BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT GIRL. 1488 01:04:45,098 --> 01:04:46,795 YOU'RE AMAZING, OKAY? 1489 01:04:46,839 --> 01:04:48,928 BUT WHEN YOU'RE WITH HIM, YOU'RE JUST DOTING. 1490 01:04:48,972 --> 01:04:51,800 THERE'S NOTHING THERE. YOU'RE, YOU'RE BORING. 1491 01:04:51,844 --> 01:04:55,456 YOU CREATED A SPORTS TEAM AT GREENE. 1492 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,328 LIKE THAT'S, THAT'S INSANE, APPLE. 1493 01:04:57,371 --> 01:04:59,896 OKAY, AND NOW YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE THEM GREAT, 1494 01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:02,768 AND YOU'RE GIVING UP ON THEM. 1495 01:05:02,811 --> 01:05:04,291 IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 1496 01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:08,905 FINE. 1497 01:05:16,651 --> 01:05:19,045 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1498 01:05:22,266 --> 01:05:26,096 ♪ YOU PRETENDERS 1499 01:05:26,139 --> 01:05:30,970 ♪ SEE WHERE WE ARE NOW 1500 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,972 ♪ YOU TRIED TO END IT 1501 01:05:33,016 --> 01:05:35,105 ♪ SO STOP PRETENDING [ECHOES] 1502 01:05:35,148 --> 01:05:38,499 ♪ AND SEE WHERE WE ARE NOW, NOW, NOW ♪ 1503 01:05:38,543 --> 01:05:42,112 ♪ TRY TO END US 1504 01:05:42,155 --> 01:05:46,986 ♪ SEE WHERE WE ARE NOW 1505 01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:48,988 ♪ YOU TRIED TO END IT [ECHOES] 1506 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:51,034 ♪ SO, STOP PRETENDING [ECHOES] 1507 01:05:51,077 --> 01:05:54,820 ♪ TO SEE WHERE WE ARE NOW, NOW, NOW ♪ 1508 01:05:54,863 --> 01:05:58,084 ♪ TRY TO END US 1509 01:05:58,128 --> 01:06:02,915 ♪ SEE WHERE WE ARE NOW 1510 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,917 ♪ YOU TRIED TO END IT 1511 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,006 ♪ SO STOP PRETENDING 1512 01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:09,443 ♪ TO SEE WHERE WE ARE NOW ♪ 1513 01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:11,402 ♪ NOW, NOW, NOW 1514 01:06:11,445 --> 01:06:13,708 BIG DAY. 1515 01:06:13,752 --> 01:06:15,493 [GRUNTS] 1516 01:06:15,536 --> 01:06:17,060 [STRAINING] 1517 01:06:17,103 --> 01:06:18,931 [EXHALES] OY, UH. 1518 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,933 THOSE ARE HARD. 1519 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:22,282 [SIGHS] 1520 01:06:22,326 --> 01:06:24,284 I'VE GOT IT ALL PLANNED OUT. 1521 01:06:24,328 --> 01:06:26,156 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 1522 01:06:26,199 --> 01:06:29,159 DO YOU HAVE THE EDITS TO MY PERSONAL STATEMENT? 1523 01:06:29,202 --> 01:06:31,204 I WANT TO REVIEW THEM BEFORE I PRINT IT OUT. 1524 01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:32,858 -[STRAINING] -[KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1525 01:06:32,901 --> 01:06:34,512 [GASPS, SQUEALS] 1526 01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:37,123 BREAKFAST DATE. ONE SECOND, OKAY? 1527 01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:39,256 YEAH, SURE. 1528 01:06:39,299 --> 01:06:43,173 37, 38, 39, 40. 1529 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:47,307 [STRAINING] 1530 01:06:47,351 --> 01:06:50,310 UH, IS THAT ALL YOU'RE WEARING TO BREAKFAST? 1531 01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:51,790 OF COURSE NOT. 1532 01:06:55,098 --> 01:06:56,490 WHERE'RE WE GOING? 1533 01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:58,231 OH, GOOD LUCK HUG? 1534 01:07:02,975 --> 01:07:05,151 OKAY. 1535 01:07:05,195 --> 01:07:06,848 SO, I'M A LITTLE BIT BUSY 1536 01:07:06,892 --> 01:07:08,981 BECAUSE I'M HELPING EMILY WITH HER WEDDING NOW, 1537 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,374 BUT I'M FREE AFTER NINE. 1538 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:12,550 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING. 1539 01:07:12,593 --> 01:07:15,553 -MR. KELLY? -MR. KELL... 1540 01:07:15,596 --> 01:07:17,163 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU, APPLE. 1541 01:07:17,207 --> 01:07:20,079 OKAY, WELL, NOW'S NOT REALLY A GOOD TIME. 1542 01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,516 CAN WE RESCHEDULE? 1543 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,344 NO, I DON'T CARE WHAT TIME IT IS. 1544 01:07:24,388 --> 01:07:25,737 WHY AM I JUST LEARNING 1545 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:27,869 THAT THE CAPTAIN OF MY GYMNASTICS TEAM QUIT 1546 01:07:27,913 --> 01:07:31,003 MAKING MY RUGBY TEAM INELIGIBLE AGAIN? 1547 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:33,397 YEAH, ABOUT THAT. IT JUST REALLY WASN'T WORKING OUT. 1548 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:35,616 WELL, THE 17 PINK FOLDERS, 1549 01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:37,836 THE, THE DOZENS OF UNNECESSARY MEETINGS. 1550 01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:40,795 OH, THE PARADE OF COMPETITION UPDOS THROUGH MY OFFICE. 1551 01:07:40,839 --> 01:07:43,189 WHAT EXACTLY WASN'T WORKING OUT? 1552 01:07:43,233 --> 01:07:45,191 I HAD FORGOTTEN HOW TIGHT LEOTARDS ARE. 1553 01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:47,498 SPANDEX IS SO UNFORGIVING. 1554 01:07:47,541 --> 01:07:49,761 YOU'VE MADE A MOCKERY OF MY ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT. 1555 01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:51,806 I THINK THE UNIVERSITY DID A FINE JOB OF THAT 1556 01:07:51,850 --> 01:07:53,460 -BEFORE I GOT THERE. -I'M SORRY. 1557 01:07:53,504 --> 01:07:55,767 -WHAT, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? -YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. 1558 01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:57,290 ACADEMICS ARE THE FOCUS OF GREENE. 1559 01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:59,379 -[WOMAN] PRESTON. -OKAY, YOU-- 1560 01:07:59,423 --> 01:08:01,947 MR. KELL... OH, HEY, DEAN YORK. HOW ARE YOU? 1561 01:08:01,990 --> 01:08:03,688 I'M GOOD. THANKS. 1562 01:08:03,731 --> 01:08:06,517 I'M LOOKING FOR THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR GYMNASTICS TEAM. 1563 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:09,302 AN APPLE MCCREIGHTON-HILL. 1564 01:08:09,346 --> 01:08:11,522 I DON'T HAVE A GYMNASTICS TEAM. 1565 01:08:11,565 --> 01:08:13,785 BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR APPLE, SHE'S RIGHT THERE. 1566 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:15,656 I'M ALL DONE WITH HER. 1567 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:22,315 OKAY, APPLE. FOLLOW ME. 1568 01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:25,275 IF YOU CAN WALK IN THOSE... SHOES. 1569 01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:26,928 -AH. -GOT YOUR PURSE? 1570 01:08:26,972 --> 01:08:28,930 -OH. -MIGHT WANT TO GRAB THAT. 1571 01:08:28,974 --> 01:08:31,063 -SORRY. -EXCUSE US, SIR. 1572 01:08:34,197 --> 01:08:36,286 THIS IS PROCEDURAL. 1573 01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:39,463 IT'S LOUD. 1574 01:08:41,726 --> 01:08:43,510 SO, UNSANCTIONED TA'ING 1575 01:08:43,554 --> 01:08:47,297 AND ABETTING STUDENTS WITH ESSAYS. 1576 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:49,168 THUS YOU ARE BEING CHARGED WITH 1577 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:51,866 VIOLATING GREENE'S ACADEMIC INTEGRITY POLICY, 1578 01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:53,346 AND YOU COULD BE EXPELLED. 1579 01:08:57,742 --> 01:08:59,178 APPLE, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 1580 01:08:59,222 --> 01:09:00,962 MM-HMM. 1581 01:09:01,006 --> 01:09:02,486 THE QUIETER YOU BECOME, 1582 01:09:02,529 --> 01:09:03,965 THE MORE ABLE YOU ARE TO HEAR. 1583 01:09:06,185 --> 01:09:08,056 GOT IT. 1584 01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:10,058 "A SMOOTH SEA NEVER MADE 1585 01:09:10,102 --> 01:09:12,365 A SKILLED SAILOR," APPLE. 1586 01:09:12,409 --> 01:09:14,672 YOU'RE ON ACADEMIC SUSPENSION. 1587 01:09:14,715 --> 01:09:15,977 YOU COULD BE EXPELLED 1588 01:09:16,021 --> 01:09:17,718 BEFORE THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. 1589 01:09:17,762 --> 01:09:19,459 -WHAT? -"THE OBSTACLE... 1590 01:09:19,503 --> 01:09:22,680 IS THAT PATH." 1591 01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:25,987 DOES THAT ALWAYS WORK? 1592 01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:27,598 WHERE IT APPLIES TO THE SITUATION? 1593 01:09:27,641 --> 01:09:28,947 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1594 01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:30,340 YES. 1595 01:09:30,383 --> 01:09:31,906 IS APPLE A NICKNAME? 1596 01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:33,299 NO, THAT'S MY REAL NAME. 1597 01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:35,562 SO YOUR PARENTS WERE FANS OF FRUIT? 1598 01:09:35,606 --> 01:09:39,000 COMPUTERS, ACTUALLY. 1599 01:09:39,044 --> 01:09:41,089 YOU HEARING WILL BE THIS AFTERNOON. 1600 01:09:41,133 --> 01:09:42,961 THIS AFTERNOON? 1601 01:09:43,004 --> 01:09:45,790 "WHEN NOTHING GOES RIGHT... 1602 01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:46,965 GO LEFT." 1603 01:09:56,061 --> 01:09:57,410 IT'S PROCEDURAL. 1604 01:09:57,454 --> 01:10:00,065 -THAT SIGNAL THE END? -MM-HMM. 1605 01:10:00,108 --> 01:10:01,371 OKAY. 1606 01:10:22,392 --> 01:10:24,481 [PHONE BUZZES] 1607 01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:25,917 [CALI] WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1608 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,310 CALI. THANK GOODNESS. 1609 01:10:27,353 --> 01:10:28,746 WHY IS THE OFFICE TAPED OFF? 1610 01:10:28,789 --> 01:10:30,400 I NEED TO GET MY SIGN IN AND LOG BOOK 1611 01:10:30,443 --> 01:10:32,010 SO THAT I CAN PREPARE FOR MY CASE. 1612 01:10:32,053 --> 01:10:34,012 [CALI] OH, WHAT, YOU NEED MY HELP? 1613 01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:35,405 YEAH, CAN YOU COME UNLOCK THIS? 1614 01:10:35,448 --> 01:10:36,884 UM, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. 1615 01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:38,495 BECAUSE I AM STUCK HERE 1616 01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:39,887 EDITING MY PERSONAL STATEMENT 1617 01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:42,499 FOR MY INTERVIEW THIS AFTERNOON. 1618 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:45,719 OH, MY GOSH. I AM SO SORRY, CALI. 1619 01:10:45,763 --> 01:10:47,721 OH, I MEANT TO DO IT, I TOTALLY DID. 1620 01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:49,157 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 1621 01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:50,985 [CALI] I DO. 1622 01:10:51,029 --> 01:10:52,378 YOU FORGOT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE 1623 01:10:52,422 --> 01:10:55,251 AND DID EXACTLY WHAT WAS BEST FOR YOU. 1624 01:10:55,294 --> 01:10:57,644 JUST LIKE YOU DID WITH THE GYMNASTICS TEAM. 1625 01:10:57,688 --> 01:10:58,950 HOW 'BOUT I COME BY AND-- 1626 01:11:01,169 --> 01:11:02,475 CALI? 1627 01:11:02,519 --> 01:11:04,260 WHY DOES EVERYONE HANG UP ON ME? 1628 01:11:05,609 --> 01:11:06,784 -[HITS DOOR] -UGH! 1629 01:11:06,827 --> 01:11:07,915 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1630 01:11:10,614 --> 01:11:12,572 LOOK, THIS ISN'T ABOUT RUGBY 1631 01:11:12,616 --> 01:11:14,313 OR THE GYMNASTICS TEAM. 1632 01:11:14,357 --> 01:11:16,924 AND I'M, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR TEAM. 1633 01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:18,926 BUT I NEED A CHARACTER WITNESS. 1634 01:11:18,970 --> 01:11:20,711 I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL THEM THAT I'M SMART 1635 01:11:20,754 --> 01:11:22,626 AND THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO CHEAT. 1636 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:24,976 RIGHT. WELL, YOU'D THINK I COULD HELP YOU WITH THAT, 1637 01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:27,979 BUT, SEE, THE GIRL THAT I KNOW WHO IS SMART 1638 01:11:28,022 --> 01:11:30,547 STOPPED USING HER BRAIN HER BRAIN IN CLASS LIKE A WEEK AGO. 1639 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,767 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CASE. 1640 01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:44,517 CALI, GOOD LUCK AT YOUR INTERVIEW. 1641 01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:45,953 I FORGOT MY LUCKY HANDCUFFS. 1642 01:11:45,997 --> 01:11:47,128 HUG? 1643 01:12:02,709 --> 01:12:05,321 INAPPROPRIATELY ASSISTING FELLOW STUDENTS 1644 01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:08,672 WITH PAPERS, LAB REPORTS, AND ASSIGNMENTS, 1645 01:12:08,715 --> 01:12:11,501 AND ACCEPTING UNAUTHORIZED MONEY 1646 01:12:11,544 --> 01:12:12,980 FOR HER SERVICES. 1647 01:12:13,024 --> 01:12:16,114 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARGES AGAINST YOU? 1648 01:12:16,157 --> 01:12:18,769 YEAH, I DO. IT WAS BASED ON THEIR PARENTS' GROSS INCOME. 1649 01:12:20,945 --> 01:12:24,078 NOT WHAT YOU CHARGED. 1650 01:12:24,122 --> 01:12:27,299 THE CHARGES AGAINST YOU. 1651 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:30,563 OH. YES, YES, I DO. 1652 01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:33,653 -AND HOW DO YOU PLEAD? -NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR. 1653 01:12:34,828 --> 01:12:37,614 OH. YOUR MAJESTY. 1654 01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:39,311 YOUR HIGH... 1655 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,748 I DON'T KNOW. YOUR DEAN YORK. 1656 01:12:41,792 --> 01:12:43,663 [GROANS] 1657 01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:53,281 SORRY FOR THE ROUGH TREATMENT, MISS LYONS. 1658 01:12:53,325 --> 01:12:54,718 YOU UNDERSTAND. 1659 01:12:54,761 --> 01:12:56,720 IT IS MY HONOR TO BE HERE. 1660 01:12:56,763 --> 01:12:59,549 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS DAY SINCE I ENTERED GREENE. 1661 01:12:59,592 --> 01:13:01,986 YES, IT DOES SEEM THAT YOU'VE BEEN BUSY. 1662 01:13:02,029 --> 01:13:03,509 PRACTICING YOUR COVERT OPERATIONS 1663 01:13:03,553 --> 01:13:05,946 AS A GYMNASTICS COACH. 1664 01:13:05,990 --> 01:13:08,296 -HOW DO YOU... -WE'RE THE CIA. 1665 01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:11,909 I GOT A "C" ON THE PAPER, 1666 01:13:11,952 --> 01:13:13,911 AND SHE CHARGED ME 30 EXTRA DOLLARS 1667 01:13:13,954 --> 01:13:15,521 JUST TO REWRITE THE INTRODUCTION. 1668 01:13:15,565 --> 01:13:18,176 A "C"? I'VE NEVER HAD A STUDENT GET A "C." 1669 01:13:18,219 --> 01:13:20,570 AND SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE OFFICE. 1670 01:13:20,613 --> 01:13:23,442 WAIT A MINUTE. I REMEMBER YOU. 1671 01:13:23,486 --> 01:13:26,053 I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR PAPER. 1672 01:13:26,097 --> 01:13:28,447 OKAY. THAT'S ALL FOR THE WITNESSES. THAT'S ALL. 1673 01:13:28,491 --> 01:13:30,623 THE DEFENDANT WILL NOW TAKE THE FLOOR. 1674 01:13:39,545 --> 01:13:42,635 THE QUESTION IS WHETHER I BETRAYED THE ACADEMIC CODE 1675 01:13:42,679 --> 01:13:44,115 AT GREENE UNIVERSITY. 1676 01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:48,249 I WILL PROVE TO YOU THAT IN NO WAY 1677 01:13:48,293 --> 01:13:50,164 DID I ASSIST THE STUDENTS IN ACCESSING DATA 1678 01:13:50,208 --> 01:13:51,862 THEY COULDN'T HAVE FOUND ON THEIR OWN. 1679 01:13:51,905 --> 01:13:53,690 I HAD MY OWN THING GOING ON 1680 01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:55,692 AND KNEW NOTHING ABOUT GYMNASTICS. 1681 01:13:55,735 --> 01:13:58,738 BUT, THEN I REMEMBERED BRENDA THOMPSON. 1682 01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:01,175 AGENT 1954 TO 1996. 1683 01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:03,177 WHO KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THE SINHALESE PEOPLE 1684 01:14:03,221 --> 01:14:05,005 BEFORE SHE WAS ASSIGNED TO GO UNDERCOVER 1685 01:14:05,049 --> 01:14:06,485 WITH HER TRIBE IN INDIA. 1686 01:14:06,529 --> 01:14:09,793 AND WITHIN TWO YEARS, SHE BECAME THEIR LEADER. 1687 01:14:09,836 --> 01:14:11,229 SO, IN ESSENCE, 1688 01:14:11,272 --> 01:14:13,057 ALL I DID WAS LEAD THE STUDENTS 1689 01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:15,886 TO THE CORRECT RESOURCES FOR EACH ASSIGNMENT. 1690 01:14:15,929 --> 01:14:18,628 RESOURCES THAT ARE FREELY AVAILABLE. 1691 01:14:18,671 --> 01:14:21,413 RIGHT UNDER THEIR SMART LITTLE NOSES. 1692 01:14:25,591 --> 01:14:27,332 NOSES LIKE TODD'S. 1693 01:14:29,247 --> 01:14:32,032 AND NOW SHE KNOWS THAT FIVE MINUTES LATE 1694 01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:35,645 MEANS 500 LEG LIFTS. 1695 01:14:35,688 --> 01:14:38,517 I CAN'T EVEN GO INTO THE GYM ANYMORE. 1696 01:14:38,561 --> 01:14:39,736 IT'S JUST... 1697 01:14:39,779 --> 01:14:42,173 IT'S JUST TOO MANY MEMORIES. 1698 01:14:42,216 --> 01:14:43,653 I'M SORRY. 1699 01:14:48,832 --> 01:14:50,355 COULD WE GET JANICE IN HERE? 1700 01:14:53,619 --> 01:14:56,579 JUST LIKE THAT, HE LEFT. 1701 01:14:56,622 --> 01:14:59,233 AND I THOUGHT SOME STUPID BOY AT GREENE 1702 01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:01,584 WAS GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE. 1703 01:15:03,368 --> 01:15:06,327 AND YOU KNOW WHO DID? 1704 01:15:06,371 --> 01:15:07,807 A TEAM OF GYMNASTS. 1705 01:15:10,201 --> 01:15:12,551 ALL THE WORK AND SWEAT AND TEARS 1706 01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:14,553 WE PUT INTO THE CLASSROOM. 1707 01:15:14,597 --> 01:15:17,904 AND THE BEST EDUCATION I RECEIVE WAS AT A LITTLE GYM. 1708 01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:25,129 IT'S LIKE YOUR CREEPY CAT POSTER SAID. 1709 01:15:25,172 --> 01:15:29,699 "IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER, WE ALL WIN TOGETHER." 1710 01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:33,441 THE UNSETTLING TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE ASIDE 1711 01:15:33,485 --> 01:15:37,402 AND YOUR INSULT OF MY CAT POSTER, 1712 01:15:37,445 --> 01:15:39,578 NOTWITHSTANDING, 1713 01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:41,580 AS THE UNDERGRADUATE DEAN 1714 01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:43,539 OF GREENE UNIVERSITY, 1715 01:15:43,582 --> 01:15:45,497 I ANNOUNCE THIS CASE 1716 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,413 -DISMISSED. -[SIGHS HEAVILY] 1717 01:15:48,456 --> 01:15:49,719 -OKAY? -OKAY. 1718 01:15:51,198 --> 01:15:52,286 [DEAN YORK SIGHS] 1719 01:15:52,330 --> 01:15:53,810 YOU KNOW, 1720 01:15:53,853 --> 01:15:55,768 OUR GREATEST GLORY IS 1721 01:15:55,812 --> 01:15:57,553 NOT IN NEVER FALLING, 1722 01:15:57,596 --> 01:16:00,120 BUT IN RISING EVERY TIME WE FALL. 1723 01:16:17,921 --> 01:16:19,444 CALI, I WAS WRONG. 1724 01:16:19,487 --> 01:16:21,751 COLLEGE ISN'T ABOUT MEETING YOUR HUSBAND. 1725 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,064 IT'S ABOUT MEETING YOUR BEST FRIENDS. 1726 01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:44,600 -PEACE OUT. -LATER. 1727 01:16:44,643 --> 01:16:46,427 -[GASPS] -WHOA! 1728 01:16:46,471 --> 01:16:47,646 HEY. 1729 01:16:47,690 --> 01:16:49,474 I MESSED UP. 1730 01:16:49,517 --> 01:16:51,694 I'M TRULY SORRY ABOUT YOUR TEAM. 1731 01:16:51,737 --> 01:16:53,652 RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO FIND CALI. 1732 01:17:07,144 --> 01:17:08,449 CALI? 1733 01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:15,587 CALI? 1734 01:17:16,719 --> 01:17:18,285 FOUND ME. 1735 01:17:18,329 --> 01:17:19,809 CALI. 1736 01:17:22,812 --> 01:17:25,205 I'M SORRY. 1737 01:17:25,249 --> 01:17:27,164 YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING YOU COULD TO HELP ME, 1738 01:17:27,207 --> 01:17:28,469 AND I DIDN'T DO THE ONE THING 1739 01:17:28,513 --> 01:17:29,601 YOU ASKED ME TO. 1740 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,211 I'M A TERRIBLE FRIEND. 1741 01:17:31,255 --> 01:17:32,735 AND A TEAMMATE. 1742 01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:39,219 NOT AS TERRIBLE AS I AM AT INTERVIEWING. 1743 01:17:39,263 --> 01:17:40,568 WHAT HAPPENED? 1744 01:17:40,612 --> 01:17:42,092 WHAT CAN I DO? HOW CAN I FIX THIS? 1745 01:17:42,135 --> 01:17:43,615 THEY WON'T FIND A BETTER RECRUIT. 1746 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:46,792 NO, APPLE. YOU CAN'T FIX THIS. 1747 01:17:46,836 --> 01:17:48,707 -BUT... -[CELL PHONE BUZZING] 1748 01:17:51,057 --> 01:17:53,669 AHEM. [SNIFFLES] 1749 01:17:53,712 --> 01:17:55,932 -CALI LYONS. -[MURMURING ON PHONE] 1750 01:17:55,975 --> 01:17:58,282 -MM-HMM. -[MURMURING] 1751 01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:01,372 OF COURSE. 1752 01:18:03,853 --> 01:18:05,550 JUST TELL ME WHEN. 1753 01:18:11,251 --> 01:18:13,210 THEY SAID THAT... 1754 01:18:13,253 --> 01:18:15,691 CRYING SHOWED AN EMOTIONAL COMMITMENT TO A TEAM 1755 01:18:15,734 --> 01:18:18,302 THAT SURPASSED THE PERSONAL AWARENESS OF A RECRUIT 1756 01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:20,347 WITH FIVE TIMES MY EXPERIENCE. 1757 01:18:22,175 --> 01:18:24,221 THEY WANT ME TO START TRAINING WITH THE CIA. 1758 01:18:24,264 --> 01:18:26,049 [ALL CHEERING] 1759 01:18:26,092 --> 01:18:28,834 -[APPLE] BECAUSE SHE'S SO COOL. -[CALI] I KNOW! 1760 01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:36,146 LADIES. 1761 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:40,106 I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE. 1762 01:18:40,150 --> 01:18:43,370 I ASKED YOU TO BE GREAT AND THEN I ABANDONED YOU. 1763 01:18:43,414 --> 01:18:46,156 BUT THERE IS ONE MORE COMPETITION. 1764 01:18:46,199 --> 01:18:47,679 AND WE'RE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO HOST IT 1765 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:49,855 BECAUSE WE'RE THE NEWEST MEMBERS. 1766 01:18:49,899 --> 01:18:52,728 THE IVY LEAGUE THROWDOWN. 1767 01:18:52,771 --> 01:18:54,164 AND I THINK I KNOW HOW TO WIN IT. 1768 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:57,820 WHY SHOULD WE DO ANYTHING YOU SAY? 1769 01:18:57,863 --> 01:18:59,473 YEAH, I MEAN, CALI IS THE ONLY ONE 1770 01:18:59,517 --> 01:19:01,954 WHO EVER REALLY COACHED US. 1771 01:19:01,998 --> 01:19:03,303 AND DIDN'T DUMP US. 1772 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,090 YEP, THAT'S TRUE. 1773 01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:08,831 YOU KNOW... 1774 01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:11,747 I THINK APPLE HAS LEARNED SOME HARD LESSONS. 1775 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:16,229 MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. 1776 01:19:18,623 --> 01:19:20,233 AND BESIDES, I WAS JUST COPYING 1777 01:19:20,277 --> 01:19:21,539 OTHER COACHES. 1778 01:19:21,582 --> 01:19:22,975 I THINK APPLE CAN ACTUALLY GET US 1779 01:19:23,019 --> 01:19:24,107 WHERE WE NEED TO BE. 1780 01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:28,938 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS? 1781 01:19:28,981 --> 01:19:30,374 [ALL] LET'S DO IT. 1782 01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:32,289 [ALL LAUGHING] 1783 01:19:32,332 --> 01:19:33,899 -[CHEERING] -AND LET'S GET OUT OF THE PIT. 1784 01:19:33,943 --> 01:19:35,683 -YES, PLEASE. -LET'S GET OUT OF, UH... 1785 01:19:35,727 --> 01:19:37,163 OUT OF HERE. 1786 01:19:37,207 --> 01:19:39,165 -[LAUGHING CONTINUES] -IT'S REALLY HARD. 1787 01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:41,167 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1788 01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:44,475 ♪ NOTHIN'S GONNA HOLD ME BACK ♪ 1789 01:19:44,518 --> 01:19:47,260 ♪ BEEN WAITIN' FOR A LONG TIME ♪ 1790 01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:52,091 ♪ ONE LIFE TO LIVE, AND IT'S ALL MINE ♪ 1791 01:19:52,135 --> 01:19:55,616 ♪ NOTHIN'S GONNA STOP ME 1792 01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:58,881 ♪ NOTHIN'S GONNA HOLD ME BACK ♪ 1793 01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:01,318 ♪ BEEN WAITIN' FOR A LONG TIME ♪ 1794 01:20:01,361 --> 01:20:05,539 ♪ ONE LIFE TO LIVE, AND IT'S ALL MINE ♪ 1795 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,367 ♪ HARD WORK PAYS OFF 1796 01:20:07,411 --> 01:20:11,241 ♪ SEE THE FRUIT OF MY LABOR WHEN I MAKE IT TO THE TOP ♪ 1797 01:20:11,284 --> 01:20:14,244 ♪ HOLD ME IN THE JAWS UNTIL MY MOTIVATION'S LOST ♪ 1798 01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:17,247 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M NEVER GONNA, NEVER GONNA STOP ♪ 1799 01:20:17,290 --> 01:20:19,249 ♪ AND THEY COULD BRING THE ROADBLOCKS ♪ 1800 01:20:19,292 --> 01:20:20,903 ♪ BUT I'MMA BEAT 'EM 1801 01:20:20,946 --> 01:20:22,948 ♪ AND EVERYONE WHO SAID I COULDN'T DO IT ♪ 1802 01:20:22,992 --> 01:20:24,820 ♪ I DON'T NEED 'EM 1803 01:20:24,863 --> 01:20:27,213 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S MY TIME, I FEEL IT IN MY SOUL ♪ 1804 01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:31,043 ♪ I GOT ONE LIFE TO LIVE AND I'MMA REACH MY GOALS ♪ 1805 01:20:31,087 --> 01:20:34,090 ♪ IT'S GRIND TIME 1806 01:20:34,133 --> 01:20:37,528 ♪ NOTHIN'S GONNA STOP ME 1807 01:20:37,571 --> 01:20:39,051 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] 1808 01:21:05,730 --> 01:21:08,037 -COME ON, ANGELINA! YOU CAN DO IT! -LET'S GO. COME ON. 1809 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,302 YOU CAN DO IT! 1810 01:21:18,351 --> 01:21:20,876 [CHEERING CONTINUES] 1811 01:22:24,635 --> 01:22:26,680 [WHISTLES] 1812 01:22:39,041 --> 01:22:41,304 [CROWD CHEERING] 1813 01:23:06,024 --> 01:23:08,287 YEAH, COURTNEY! 1814 01:23:08,331 --> 01:23:09,549 [CELL PHONE RINGTONE] 1815 01:23:11,290 --> 01:23:13,075 MOM? YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING. 1816 01:23:13,118 --> 01:23:14,337 [MOTHER] YOU WERE ABLE TO GET 1817 01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:16,034 THE GYMNASTICS TEAM REINSTATED, 1818 01:23:16,078 --> 01:23:18,036 AND NOW YOU'RE COMPETING AT THE IVY LEAGUE THROWDOWN. 1819 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,820 WHICH YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING. 1820 01:23:19,864 --> 01:23:21,779 -HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? -I CAME. 1821 01:23:21,822 --> 01:23:23,999 -YOU'RE HERE? -I CAME. 1822 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:25,826 I DIDN'T SAY I'M STILL THERE. 1823 01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:28,220 YOU KNOW THERE'S FOUR WHOLE EVENTS? 1824 01:23:28,264 --> 01:23:30,005 YEAH, I COMPETED WHEN I WAS LITTLE, TOO. 1825 01:23:30,048 --> 01:23:31,180 IT WAS THE SAME THING. 1826 01:23:31,223 --> 01:23:33,269 YOUR TEAM LOOKS GREAT, APPLE. 1827 01:23:33,312 --> 01:23:35,271 ALL RIGHT, APPLE, YOU'RE UP. 1828 01:23:35,314 --> 01:23:37,925 I'M... PROUD OF YOU. 1829 01:23:37,969 --> 01:23:39,623 WOW, MOM. 1830 01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:41,538 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 1831 01:23:41,581 --> 01:23:43,540 BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS TERRIBLE. 1832 01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:45,803 THE FRONT BRAID WAS SO LAST SPRING. 1833 01:23:45,846 --> 01:23:47,283 -OKAY-- -[TONE BEEPS] 1834 01:23:47,326 --> 01:23:49,633 -COME ON. -SHE SAID SHE'S PROUD OF ME. 1835 01:23:49,676 --> 01:23:50,982 ATTAGIRL. 1836 01:23:55,552 --> 01:23:57,815 [CROWD CLAPPING] 1837 01:24:02,994 --> 01:24:05,736 [MUSIC INTRO BEGINS] 1838 01:24:16,616 --> 01:24:20,359 ♪ THERE'S A PART OF ME THAT WANTS TO LET GO ♪ 1839 01:24:20,403 --> 01:24:24,146 ♪ RUN AWAY FROM EVERYTHING THAT I KNOW ♪ 1840 01:24:24,189 --> 01:24:27,584 ♪ GETTIN READY PUTTIN' ON MY NEW SHOES ♪ 1841 01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:29,586 ♪ NEW DRESS, NEW FACE ♪ 1842 01:24:29,629 --> 01:24:31,849 [VOCALIZING] 1843 01:24:31,892 --> 01:24:35,200 ♪ GONNA MAKE A NIGHT THAT WE'LL REMEMBER ♪ 1844 01:24:35,244 --> 01:24:38,769 ♪ PARTY LIKE WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER ♪ 1845 01:24:38,812 --> 01:24:42,599 ♪ FAVORITE SONG IS BLASTING THROUGH THE STEREO ♪ 1846 01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:44,818 ♪ CAR'S HERE LET'S GO ♪ 1847 01:24:44,862 --> 01:24:48,213 ♪ I'M LIVIN' THE LIFE 1848 01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:52,348 ♪ I'M DOIN' IT RIGHT 1849 01:24:52,391 --> 01:24:55,655 ♪ JUST LETTING GO, LOSING CONTROL ♪ 1850 01:24:55,699 --> 01:24:59,485 ♪ DON'T WAIT AROUND TONIGHT ♪ 1851 01:24:59,529 --> 01:25:02,009 ♪ I'M LIVIN' THE LIFE 1852 01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:03,576 ♪ I'M LIVIN' THE LIFE 1853 01:25:03,620 --> 01:25:05,143 ♪ I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT 1854 01:25:05,187 --> 01:25:07,363 ♪ I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT 1855 01:25:07,406 --> 01:25:09,016 ♪ JUST PLAYIN' HARD 1856 01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:11,018 ♪ I'M BREAKIN' HEARTS 1857 01:25:11,062 --> 01:25:14,674 -♪ DON'T DISAPPEAR -♪ YOU'RE NOT ALONE 1858 01:25:14,718 --> 01:25:18,113 ♪ I'M LIVIN' THE LIFE 1859 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:23,727 ♪ EVEN WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVER ♪ 1860 01:25:23,770 --> 01:25:25,598 [VOCALZING CONTINUES] 1861 01:25:25,642 --> 01:25:31,038 ♪ WE CAN DO IT OVER AND OVER ♪ 1862 01:25:31,082 --> 01:25:33,650 ♪ AND OVER 1863 01:25:33,693 --> 01:25:35,086 ♪ I'M LIVIN' THE LIFE 1864 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:37,262 ♪ I'M LIVIN' THE LIFE 1865 01:25:37,306 --> 01:25:39,264 ♪ I'M DOIN' IT RIGHT 1866 01:25:39,308 --> 01:25:41,223 ♪ I'M DOIN' IT RIGHT 1867 01:25:41,266 --> 01:25:43,007 ♪ JUST LETTING GO 1868 01:25:43,050 --> 01:25:44,704 ♪ LOSING CONTROL 1869 01:25:44,748 --> 01:25:48,404 ♪ DON'T WAIT AROUND TONIGHT ♪ 1870 01:25:48,447 --> 01:25:50,406 ♪ I'M LIVIN' THE LIFE 1871 01:25:50,449 --> 01:25:52,451 ♪ I'M LIVIN' THE LIFE 1872 01:25:52,495 --> 01:25:54,192 ♪ I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT 1873 01:25:54,236 --> 01:25:56,151 ♪ I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT 1874 01:25:56,194 --> 01:25:57,891 ♪ JUST PLAYIN' HARD 1875 01:25:57,935 --> 01:25:59,806 ♪ I'M BREAKIN' HEARTS 1876 01:25:59,850 --> 01:26:03,549 ♪ IT'S SO GOOD TO FEEL ALIVE ♪ 1877 01:26:03,593 --> 01:26:06,030 ♪ I'M LIVIN' THE LIFE 1878 01:26:09,294 --> 01:26:12,167 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1879 01:26:12,210 --> 01:26:14,125 -[MR. KELLY] THIS PENNY HERE... -[APPLE] MM-HMM. 1880 01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:17,259 [MR. KELLY] TWO-TIME ELITE NATIONAL CHAMPION, 4.25 GPA. 1881 01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:18,912 SHE'S APPLYING HERE. 1882 01:26:18,956 --> 01:26:20,871 SO, THESE ARE ALL CURRENT GYMNASTS? 1883 01:26:20,914 --> 01:26:23,700 YEAH. YEAH. 1884 01:26:23,743 --> 01:26:26,137 WHAT'S THE FUN IN THAT? 1885 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:28,139 IT'S NOT... IT'S NOT A GAME. 1886 01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:29,880 IT DOESN'T, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 1887 01:26:29,923 --> 01:26:33,057 IT'S COLLEGE. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE WORK. 1888 01:26:33,100 --> 01:26:35,929 ♪ SHADOWS CAN'T EXIST 1889 01:26:35,973 --> 01:26:38,541 ♪ WELL, THAT'S A LIE 1890 01:26:38,584 --> 01:26:41,370 ♪ THERE'S A BEAUTY BEHIND IT ♪ 1891 01:26:41,413 --> 01:26:45,243 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1892 01:26:45,287 --> 01:26:50,248 ♪ SOMETIMES MAGIC ISN'T EASY TO FIND ♪ 1893 01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:53,425 ♪ SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS WILL HIDE ♪ 1894 01:26:53,469 --> 01:26:57,647 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1895 01:26:57,690 --> 01:27:00,389 [VOCALIZING] 1896 01:27:05,437 --> 01:27:10,399 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1897 01:27:10,442 --> 01:27:13,271 ♪ YEAH, YOU THREW ME KINDA OFF GUARD ♪ 1898 01:27:13,315 --> 01:27:16,231 ♪ AND THAT I MET SOMEBODY SO SCARRED ♪ 1899 01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:17,754 ♪ BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY ♪ 1900 01:27:17,797 --> 01:27:22,367 ♪ YOU WALKED ME TO MY CAR ♪ 1901 01:27:22,411 --> 01:27:25,109 ♪ MAKING SURE THAT I WAS HOME SAFE ♪ 1902 01:27:25,152 --> 01:27:28,068 ♪ BUT YOU NEVER TRIED TO PLAY THE GAME ♪ 1903 01:27:28,112 --> 01:27:29,853 ♪ YOU KNOW THE NIGHTS LIKE THAT ♪ 1904 01:27:29,896 --> 01:27:32,986 ♪ WON'T EVER FADE AWAY 1905 01:27:33,030 --> 01:27:36,207 ♪ IT'S CRAZY HOW YOU FALL IN LOVE ♪ 1906 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:39,079 ♪ SLOWLY AND THEN ALL AT ONCE ♪ 1907 01:27:39,123 --> 01:27:45,172 ♪ I GUESS THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS OBVIOUS ♪ 1908 01:27:45,216 --> 01:27:47,784 ♪ SHADOWS CAN'T EXIST 1909 01:27:47,827 --> 01:27:50,569 ♪ WELL, THAT'S A LIE 1910 01:27:50,613 --> 01:27:53,355 ♪ THERE'S A BEAUTY BEHIND IT ♪ 1911 01:27:53,398 --> 01:27:57,097 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1912 01:27:57,141 --> 01:28:02,494 ♪ SOMETIMES MAGIC ISN'T EASY TO FIND ♪ 1913 01:28:02,538 --> 01:28:05,323 ♪ SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS WILL HIDE ♪ 1914 01:28:05,367 --> 01:28:09,762 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1915 01:28:09,806 --> 01:28:12,548 [VOCALIZING CONTINUES] 1916 01:28:17,553 --> 01:28:21,426 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1917 01:28:29,652 --> 01:28:34,570 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1918 01:28:34,613 --> 01:28:40,967 ♪ SOMETIMES WE TRY TOO HARD ♪ 1919 01:28:41,011 --> 01:28:46,538 ♪ LOOKING FOR THINGS WE DON'T REALLY WANT ♪ 1920 01:28:46,582 --> 01:28:50,499 ♪ IT'S ALL WRITTEN IN THE STARS ♪ 1921 01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:53,893 ♪ AND IT JUST TAKES TIME 1922 01:28:53,937 --> 01:28:57,332 ♪ TILL YOU REALIZE 1923 01:28:57,375 --> 01:28:59,812 ♪ SHADOWS CAN'T EXIST 1924 01:28:59,856 --> 01:29:02,467 ♪ WELL, THAT'S A LIE 1925 01:29:02,511 --> 01:29:05,296 ♪ THERE'S A BEAUTY BEHIND IT ♪ 1926 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:09,082 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1927 01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:14,392 ♪ SOMETIMES MAGIC ISN'T EASY TO FIND ♪ 1928 01:29:14,436 --> 01:29:17,395 ♪ SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS WILL HIDE ♪ 1929 01:29:17,439 --> 01:29:21,573 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1930 01:29:29,581 --> 01:29:33,368 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 1931 01:29:41,506 --> 01:29:45,380 ♪ WHERE THERE'S GOOD I WILL FIND IT ♪ 127498

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