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Butt cheeks.
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Yeah.
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You've heard of us. Now it's time you
felt the wrath, gentlemen. Get your
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bones down here to babes or us for the
most mighty and intoxicating female butt
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and oil wrestling in the galaxy.
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Whoa. Cool.
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Yeah. Chucky and Cheese here can't wait
to see you.
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But the one question remains to be
answered. Are you man enough to take on
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most beautiful women in the world?
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Well, are you, dudes?
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Whoa. We got work to do if we're going
to climb all over that, dude.
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Yeah. All over.
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I like chicks with leather jackets.
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Yeah, me too.
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Push
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what?
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Push it, push it, push it.
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What are they talking about, Peter?
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Push what?
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Push that little button on the remote.
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Yeah.
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Get off
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the
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phone, dude. She wants it.
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He's going to have some phone sex.
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Check it out, Beavis. He's got a drive
-thru headset.
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Yeah. He must work at Burger World.
Yeah.
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I would like a quarter pounder and two
dozen chicks in tight shorts.
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Thank you, drive -thru.
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This guy gets all the chicks.
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Yeah. This guy is cool.
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Yeah.
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Is he talking about humping a hound?
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Yeah. That would be cool.
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It would?
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Whoa. Got
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to
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get the chops up if we're going to drill
those units down at Babes or Us.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to get ready by kicking your
butt all over this hole.
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Butthole? Yeah.
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This is going to be cool.
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Hey,
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spank your own monkey all you want, but
keep your hands off of mine.
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You're dead.
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No way.
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What are you guys doing?
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Diarrhea, cha -cha -cha.
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Diarrhea, cha -cha -cha.
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Diarrhea, cha -cha -cha.
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Get a life.
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What exactly do you call this?
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We're going to be cool, like the
American gladiators.
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Yeah.
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What's with the bikini top?
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We're going to get a real woman.
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Down it, babes, or us.
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Yeah.
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Oh, they're going to love you guys.
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That was cool.
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Now for the last and most intense move.
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Cool.
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Hope you got that one down.
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Yeah.
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Don't go away. Beavis and Butthead will
be right back practicing anti -social
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behavior and bad manners.
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Dude, it is the most radical empire to
all that which is radical.
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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Good evening. I'm Tilly. How can I help
you tonight?
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Uh, two, please.
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How old are you fellas?
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Fifteen. Yeah.
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Uh,
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uh, I mean, twenty -seven.
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Yeah.
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Not tonight, boys.
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Call me when you get some pubes, okay?
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Don't make me smack you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Thor!
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Thor!
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That was not cool.
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No.
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Whoa.
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Girl. Yeah.
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Whoa.
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These chicks rock.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Is that Cindy Brady?
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Shut up, Beaver. These chicks are cool.
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Oh, yeah.
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much. She said liar.
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Are you calling me a liar?
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No, I'm calling you a waste of bum wipe.
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He
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butted.
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Check it out.
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Yeah!
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Shut up, Beavis. You're ruining it.
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Fire. Fire, fire, fire.
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Fire.
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Liar.
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Shut up. No way, Bucket.
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Don't make me kick your ass again,
Beavis. Shut up, Bucket.
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Settle down, Beavis. We're missing this
video, and it doesn't even suck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, Thor.
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Don't make me shove this thing up your
butt.
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Hey, baby.
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Want to wrestle?
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Hello, I saw you, I know you, I knew
you. I think I can remember your name.
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Is that chick a small boob? Yeah.
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You can tell even with that black square
on her.
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I think I thought she was someone else.
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How many times? Do I have to say this? I
hate videos with words.
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Yeah. If I wanted to read, I'd go to
school.
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Yeah.
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How come they put those black things on
all the girls' thingies?
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Yeah.
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That sucks.
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How come they don't show boobs?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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