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I think the teenagers do care about the
future.
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And I think this could be the best
generation this country has ever seen.
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Let's go out behind Walmart and shoot
some turds.
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We're out of BBs.
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Oh.
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Let's go over to Stewart's house and
light one in his cat's butt.
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We're out of M -80s.
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Let's burn something.
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We're out of kerosene.
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Got any more glue?
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We're all out, dude.
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We're out of cash, too.
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I don't like stuff that sucks.
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What is
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that?
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This is crap.
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Art sucks.
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When you hear the air attack warning,
you and your family must take cover.
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Whoa. Hey, that's that guy from that
country in the news.
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This
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video needs
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more blood.
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Is that the president?
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This is like the ending of that Rocky IV
movie.
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No way, Athway.
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That doesn't look like Mr. T.
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No, dude.
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You're thinking of Rocky III.
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No, Mr. T was in Rocky IV.
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No, dumbass.
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Rocky IV was where he kicked Ath on that
dude from that country.
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No, dude, that was Rocky II.
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Which is the one where he takes a knife
and kills all those dudes.
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That was cool.
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Yeah.
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That was Rocky VI.
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Yeah, Rocky VI was the best one.
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Have you seen that movie Rocky V?
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Yeah.
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It's not as cool as Rocky V, though.
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This video has a message.
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Yeah, the message is change it.
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She had nine, ten pants and a very big
bra.
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I took a couple of flicks and she was
assumed. I said, how do you like this
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show? She said, I was very amused. I
started throwing big. She started
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back mid -range. But when I sprung the
question, she acted kind of strange.
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Then when I asked, do you have a man?
She tried to pretend. She said, no, I
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don't. I only have a friend.
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Come on.
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I'm not even going for it. Here's what
I'm going to say.
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You, you got one. He's dressed up like
the dude on the dollar.
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I'm pretty cool.
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I'm a dance marquee.
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What?
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Hey, Beavis.
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I'm going to get me one of those gold
chains to put around my neck.
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Me too.
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That would look pretty cool, huh?
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Now, you'll only be painting the trim.
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And if I see so much as a drop of paint
anywhere else, you'll clean it up and
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it'll come out of your pay.
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I don't want to see a whole lot of brush
strokes and bubbles neither.
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You know, back when I was in the
service, they'd throw a fella in the
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messing up a paint job.
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Now I'll be back in a while to see how
you're doing.
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This sucks.
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Yeah.
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Check it out, butthead. Paint thinner.
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Cool.
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No way, dude.
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Funghole. Peckerwood.
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Hey, butt.
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That looks cool.
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Hey, butthead. Check it out.
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Check this out.
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That looks cool.
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or over by the... What the...
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Let's take
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this thing over to Stuart's house and
mow stuff.
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Yes!
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Yes! Cool!
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It's about time they played something
cool.
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Whoa,
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cool lawnmower.
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Yeah!
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Yes! This guy is cool.
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Is that guy from Rastafaria?
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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Whoa. Skulls are cool.
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Yeah.
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Eyeballs are cool.
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Let's try taking our eyeballs out.
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I'll go get the pliers.
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Fascinating.
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Let's go mow Stewart's living room.
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Yeah.
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That was cool.
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One of them calls himself Butthole.
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The other one's name is Joe, I think.
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And what did these boys look like?
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I believe they were orientalists.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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She's painting alone.
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That's disgusting.
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She's married to that short old guy.
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She said deep.
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