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Tonight on Cops.

Police! Move and you're dead!

What?

Whoa.

Guns are cool.

Go for bust.

Tonight on Cops.

This here's Bob down at Bob's Fancy Skeet. Come on down and try one of our

starter rifles.

Hey dude, wake up.

Whichever model you're after, the skeet's always flying down at Bob's

Skeet. Fancy Ski.

Remember this.

Everything that you have ever experienced... Is that that guy from

Yeah. That's that Sam Malone guy.

...is a good boy of pure actuality.

All things true and unknowable... Check out his eyes.

That's cool. I can do that.

Check this out.

With machine guns.

Yes.

Whoa.

That's a rule.

Well, I've been a drag racer in Tennessee.

And I rode back and forth.

Cool. This video has Bikini Girl and Machine Gun. Yeah.

And you can see their cleavage.

Is this that Iggy Pop dude?

No way.

This guy can kick Iggy Pop's ass.

Yeah.

Whoa, he's got a mic in his mouth.

If only all videos could be like this.

That would be cool.

Hey

there,

welcome to Bob's Fancy Skeet.

You boys 18?

Uh, no.

Let me start again.

Hey there, you boys 18?

Uh, no.

Now

this

is how it works.

He yells pull, you pull the lever.

Then he shoots what comes out. You got that?

Hey, Beavis.

Pull my lever.

This is cool.

Push.

Pull.

Pull. Hey,

maybe shoot up.

Yeah.

Look off to your left right now. You'll see a shimmering sea of trailer homes.

After this rest period, Beavis and Butthead play nice.

Stay tuned.

Oh, you bagged a jumbo jet.

Do I get to keep it?

Whoa, cool.

Oh, my God.

Someone's here.

Thank God.

Help us. Help us.

We're trapped in here. Please, we have two pregnant women on board.

How did that happen?

Yeah.

Look on the door. There's instructions. Please, help us get out.

Uh, in case of...

That's hard.

Hey, butthead. Pull my finger.

No way.

Pull my leg.

Please. Help.

Help, bud.

Pull my lever.

Is it? Final tap?

Tap is cool.

This isn't. Final tap.

This sucks.

Yeah, this sucks.

Where'd these guys get their clothes?

They bought it in that rock and roll store at the mall. Yeah.

Whoa,

look at his face.

Yeah, his face sucks.

I think these guys played at the state fair last year. Yeah.

They won a blue ribbon in the pig contest.

Yeah.

Because he's fat.

Yeah. Shut up.

You fuck.

Stop. In the name of all that which does not fuck.

He has morning wood.

Morning wood is cool.

Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cool.

Settle down, Beaver.

Is that a dog?

Yeah.

Dogs are cool.

Whoa.

It's that dude.

The grim rapper.

Yeah. That's that dude with that curved knife.

Whenever you see that dude, it means you're, like, gonna die.

But does that mean we're gonna die?

Yeah.

Cool. Yeah.

This is gonna be cool.

Hey,

move over.

Hey, butthead.

Doesn't it suck?

It's loud.

That's pretty cool. Yeah.

It's loud.

Whoa. Is that Sean Penn?

Who's he?

He's that dude who had sexual intercourse with Madonna.

Hey,

Butthead, this guy has the same last name as you.

Yeah.

Head.

Butthead!

Butthead!

Butthead!

Well, cool.

They just keep going and going and going and going. It's another episode

of Beavis and Butthead. Next.