Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,420
Whoa, check it out. The Bunch.
2
00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:16,640
The
3
00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:25,700
Bunch
4
00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:29,040
sucks. Yeah, I don't like stuff that
sucks.
5
00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:31,160
Let's watch something cool.
6
00:00:39,129 --> 00:00:40,870
She's beating her carpet.
7
00:00:41,930 --> 00:00:43,890
Yeah, we should do that.
8
00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:46,030
It looks cool.
9
00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:48,210
I could be right.
10
00:00:53,090 --> 00:00:56,250
Could be wrong. I
11
00:00:56,250 --> 00:01:02,270
could be wrong. I could be right.
12
00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:05,110
I could be black. I could be white.
13
00:01:05,370 --> 00:01:07,890
You're white. I could be right. I could
be wrong.
14
00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,800
I could be white. I could be black.
15
00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,660
He's got a hair.
16
00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:19,260
Old people.
17
00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:45,590
It's boring.
18
00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:55,690
You think those guys sleep in separate
19
00:01:55,690 --> 00:01:56,690
beds?
20
00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:58,790
No way.
21
00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:07,550
Why are these guys so naughty?
22
00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:10,270
Yeah.
23
00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,570
They look all pissed off.
24
00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:15,210
Yeah, and tired.
25
00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:25,090
What's that guy doing back there?
26
00:02:26,830 --> 00:02:28,050
He's Wang Chung.
27
00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:32,470
That guy's peeing.
28
00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:35,970
That's cool.
29
00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:38,090
I peed in the gym once.
30
00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:40,910
Really?
31
00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,380
You're pretty cool, Beavis.
32
00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,620
Where are the women in this video?
33
00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,000
Yeah, they need some chicks, too.
34
00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,660
Hey, butthead, I feel a seizure coming
on.
35
00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,180
Cool. Cool.
36
00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,290
Let's fry something.
37
00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:21,870
Yeah, check it out.
38
00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:29,190
Grease is cool.
39
00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:40,050
Hello? I'll have a cheeseburger with
no...
40
00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,540
with cool.
41
00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:36,620
Yeah.
42
00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,200
Customer thought.
43
00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,820
Check this out.
44
00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:45,600
Welcome to the world. May I help you?
45
00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,780
You're pretty cool, Beavis.
46
00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,940
Are your shakes made with real milk and
ice cream or do you use that
47
00:04:55,940 --> 00:04:58,160
reconstituted shake mix stuff?
48
00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,340
What do you mean? Yeah, you use the
shake mix, or yeah, you use the real
49
00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:05,660
Yeah.
50
00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,100
Let me talk to the manager.
51
00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,960
Yeah.
52
00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:17,880
I'm an assistant manager, sir. Is there
something I can help you with?
53
00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:23,860
Yes, I'm trying to ask a very simple
question here. Are your shakes made from
54
00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:26,080
shake mix or from ice cream and milk?
55
00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:27,740
Uh...
56
00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:31,010
We have vanilla, chocolate, and
strawberry.
57
00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:37,010
Yeah, forget it, forget it. God, can't
you idiots answer a simple question?
58
00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:39,870
go somewhere else. God, morons.
59
00:05:41,890 --> 00:05:43,330
Let's go break something.
60
00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:44,710
Yeah.
61
00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:56,090
What's this?
62
00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,150
He's smiling at you, David.
63
00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:13,990
Shut up. This
64
00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:23,410
guy
65
00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:25,770
always likes to show off his butt. Yeah.
66
00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:27,890
And his butt sucks.
67
00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,360
Oh, yeah?
68
00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:32,380
How do you know?
69
00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:33,620
Shut up, butt -head.
70
00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:34,780
I'll kick your ass.
71
00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:40,080
This is one of those workout tapes.
72
00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,300
Only if you work out to this tape, you
end up looking like a wuss. Yeah.
73
00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,820
This video's making me sick.
74
00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:05,780
Eight words.
75
00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,820
Yeah. Words suck.
76
00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,360
If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.
77
00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:21,680
This is
78
00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:26,460
college music.
79
00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:28,460
Yeah.
80
00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,740
College music sucks.
81
00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:43,650
He said dangle.
82
00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:45,670
Yes, yes.
83
00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:49,910
The angle of the dangle is inversely
proportional to the heat of the beach.
84
00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:51,310
Whoa.
85
00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:52,890
That was pretty cool.
86
00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:55,690
You're pretty smart, Beavis.
87
00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:14,799
Pull my finger.
88
00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,200
Pull my finger, dude.
89
00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,460
No way.
90
00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,720
Come on, pull my finger.
91
00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:22,540
Nothing?
92
00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,260
S .B .D.
93
00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,940
That was cool.
94
00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,380
Yes!
95
00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,919
This kicks butt.
96
00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,720
Nirvana is cool.
97
00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,440
Yeah.
98
00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:48,820
Beavis' dad.
99
00:08:57,460 --> 00:09:00,880
Is this, like, grudge music?
100
00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,500
Grudge music is that stuff those guys
from Seattle play.
101
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,040
Where is Seattle?
102
00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,720
Hey, butthead, where's Seattle?
103
00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,080
You don't know?
104
00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,520
It's this place where, like, stuff is,
like, really cool.
105
00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:20,420
Hello?
106
00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,160
Hello?
107
00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,160
Hello? May I help you?
108
00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:30,940
Hey, butthead.
109
00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:32,540
What is Teen Spirit?
110
00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,760
Dude, if you don't know, I'm not gonna
tell you.
111
00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:38,380
Dumbass.
112
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,120
Look, this video has symbols.
113
00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,140
Yeah.
114
00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:48,580
Is that what they mean when they say
videos have symbolism?
115
00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,900
You said ism.
116
00:09:58,980 --> 00:09:59,980
Temporarily suck.
117
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:02,840
Yeah.
6848
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof