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Hey, Viva.

What?

What does the President of the United States think about when he goes to the

bathroom?

Does he, like, think about world problems?

Like the infrastructure?

Does he, like, have a phone and call up other presidents?

What's so funny?

What's so funny, dude?

The President of the United States painting a loaf.

Yeah, that was cool.

Hey, Beavis, you've got your hair.

Hey, the red hot chili pepper.

Tattoos are cool.

Yeah.

I'm going to get one.

You could have I'm a Puss tattooed on your butt.

Shut up, butthead.

Anthony Kiedis is cool.

These guys get all the chicks.

Yeah.

We get cool.

Hey, I can do that.

That's cool.

I saw a picture of these guys, and they had socks on their penis.

That would be cool.

Hey,

the red hot chili pepper.

This guy looks like a mass murderer.

Yeah.

He looks kind of like you.

This guy's supposed to be better than the Beatles and Elvis.

Yeah.

He's not as cool as Metallica, though.

Why does he keep looking up?

This dude sounds like he was neutered.

Yeah.

This is satanic country music.

Yeah.

I feel like killing myself.

Think

she's

a diver?

Ask your mom.

Chonesmoker. Winds blow these balloons out to sea where cute little baby

dolphins can swallow them and choke to death.

Cool. It's so tragic to see these innocent creatures murdered by a

party favor.

Happy birthday, Flipper.

What's the occasion?

Uh, it's, uh, like, a gag.

Yeah.

You butthead.

Let's breathe some gas.

No more, dude.

I don't feel nothing.

What's wrong with your voice, dude?

What's wrong with yours?

Oh, no.

Give me the slingshot.

Butthead! Butthead! Whoa, cool.

Help! Butthead, help! I'm stuck!

It's stuck!

It's stuck! Help! Can I have your skateboard?

Shoot me down, asswipe! It's stuck!

Ow! Sorry, dude.

Mm -hmm.

out with her?

Yeah. Take me all over it.

Really?

That's a guy, Beavis.

No way.

You wanna make out with a dude.

He's got a nice butt, huh, Beavis?

Shut up, butthead.

Sexy, huh, Beavis?

Shut up, my head.

You had everybody's eyes on you.

Supermodel.

swimming in the air.

Whoa.

Those fish are peeing on him.

That's cool.

I wish I had lips on my hand.

That was cool.

Yeah.

Fish baseball.

Yeah.

Hey, Beavitt. Yeah?

Can I ask you a personal question?

Go for it, dude.

Did you pee in the pool because you were smart or because you were scared?

No, dude, because it feels good.

Yeah, that's why I always pee in the pool.

You leave this house now.

You can just forget about coming back.

Hey look, she's running away from home and she's only 30.

Yeah, yeah.

Girls,

girls, girls, girls!

Yeah.

He touched her butt.

She's a hooker.

His daughter's a hooker.

She's singing to the homeless.

Hey, Beavis, what are the homeless?

I don't know.

She's shaking her boobs.

Hey, Beavis, this video tells a story.

Yeah, I'm pitching a tent.

This story sucks.

Change it.

Angus Young is cool.

Yeah.

Malcolm's cool, too.

That drummer is old.

Shut up, Bartknocker. He's cool.

Did Phil Rudd die?

No, Peckinwood, that was that Bond guy.

Oh, yeah.

He was cool.

That guy's special.

Dirty deeds are cool.

Hey, Steven, have you ever done a dirty deed? Yeah.

I spanked my monkey one time.

These guys always wear the same clothes.

That's cool.

Hey, we always wear the same clothes.

I've had this shirt on for six months.

I've had this on for seven months.