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It's my fetlock, Wilbur. I think it's
shattered.
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Now, don't worry, Ed. We'll get you all
taken care of.
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What's that, Wilbur?
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Now, people, do you know what I mean
when I say that animals are
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sentient creatures?
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Daria? They think and feel just like us.
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Well, just like most of us, anyway. And
that brings us to our next class
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project. Did you know, people, that a
furrier is planning to set up shop in
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town?
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Furrier than who?
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Yeah.
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What's this guy looking at?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Beavis, there's his
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little friend.
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This guy's hair is cool because it looks
like mine.
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Yeah. And he's a man -eater.
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Are you a man -eater too, Beavis?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I mean, no.
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Perkis is a fuck.
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Yeah.
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Worth a dude with two butt.
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Right here next to me.
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Don't make me smack you again.
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Hey, Beavis.
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Have you ever heard that joke about the
elephant in the circus?
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There's this dude, and he, like, has to
clean up all the elephant dung.
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And it, like, really sucks.
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So this dude says, if it sucks, why
don't you give up show business?
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And the guy says, because I like
cleaning up elephant dung.
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Yeah.
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That's pretty funny.
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That was a good one.
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It's all in how you tell it, dude.
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Vinyl tap really sucks lately.
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Yeah, they have our new guy.
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Pull my finger, Beavis.
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Shut up, buddy.
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Who can tell me how they kill these poor
little animals that they use to make
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those furs?
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Anybody? Anal electrocution?
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That's correct.
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What's that mean?
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Tell the class, Daria. 50 ,000 volts up
the butt.
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That'd be cool.
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I wonder what that feels like.
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Ask your dad.
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Did you want to say something, butthead?
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On behalf of the class, I would like to
propose a field trip so we can observe
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the furrying techniques.
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I don't think so, butthead.
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In fact, I think our duty as passengers
on spaceship Earth is to put a stop to
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these monstrous acts right away.
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So, class, our assignment is a lesson in
the people's power.
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We're going to take a petition door to
door and collect enough signatures to
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keep the furriers out of town.
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Hey, want to impress your friends? Act
like you haven't seen this episode
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before.
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Uh, want to save some mink's butts?
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Uh,
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you like animals?
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What? What? Just a minute. Shut up!
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Shut up or I'll have you put to sleep!
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Now, what did you want?
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Uh, never mind.
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No one's gonna sign this thing.
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Yeah.
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Petitions are stupid.
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What do you want?
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Check this out.
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We're giving away beer.
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Just sign here.
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Give me the partition and let's book.
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I thought you had it. I thought you had
it, asswipe.
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I've got it.
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This sucks.
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Butt hair. Change it. This sucks.
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No way.
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Suffer, dude.
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Give me that thing, butthead. Come on,
give me the remote. This sucks.
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This isn't funny, butthead. Come on.
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Give me a dollar. That's not funny,
butthead. Come on, this sucks.
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Okay,
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Beavis, don't spoil your drawers.
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Hippie. Beats me.
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What
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are they
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doing? Yeah.
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This is college music.
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This is musical masturbation. Yeah, this
is cool.
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Hey, Beavis, what do you listen to when
you, uh, you know, uh...
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I like to put on Push the Little Davies
and make them come
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up!
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Okay.
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Hey, Beavis, how come there's so many
monkeys in videos?
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Yeah, dogs are cool.
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Okay.
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It sure
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does, Beavis.
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Talk to me about all that.
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Well, class, it looks like Beavis and
Butthead got a lot of signatures here.
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Let's see.
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Hugh G. Rection.
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Ben Dover.
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Betty Humphter.
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Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
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Beavis and Butthead.
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Couldn't you boys get each sister to
sign individually?
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Now, as I get to school, I hear the late
bell ringing.
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Hey, butthead, hey, isn't it a different
world?
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Yeah.
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School.
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How come they do so many videos in
school?
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Yeah, man, that sucks.
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If I wanted to see pictures of school,
I'd go there.
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Yeah.
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You think if we went to school, we
could, like, be in a video?
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It's worth a try, Beavis.
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Cool.
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This is cool.
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This doesn't suck.
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Anthony Kiedis is cool.
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Yeah. These guys get all the chicks.
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Yeah. These guys are cool.
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Slee is cool.
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Yeah, he's cool.
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I like
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the skull.
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Yeah.
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Whoa, a mask.
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Yeah, that's like that joke.
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If you were as ugly as me, I would shave
my head and put a mask on my butt and
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walk backwards.
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No, Dillweed, that's not how it goes.
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If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave
his butt and teach him to walk
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You mean, if your dog was as ugly as
you? That's what I said.
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If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave
his butt and teach him to walk
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Oh, yeah.
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That's pretty funny.
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Thank you.
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