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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,920 Honey, the day. 2 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,740 Can purchase enough milk. 3 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,460 To feed a family of four for a week. But only if you can help. 4 00:00:21,870 --> 00:00:26,310 Please give as much as you can to the desperate savage murderers who would 5 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:29,470 out your eyes and cut off your tongue for satanic rituals. 6 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:30,770 I'm an extra alder. 7 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:32,549 What's that address again? 8 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:49,350 These guys jam. 9 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:13,030 But before we go on, there's something I must mention. 10 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:16,290 A fourth message I must bring to your attention. 11 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:19,770 I was in meditation and prayer last night. 12 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:23,310 I was awoken by a shining red light. 13 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:26,590 Overhead, a glorious spirit. 14 00:01:27,050 --> 00:01:30,190 He gave me a message and you all need to hear it. 15 00:01:30,530 --> 00:01:34,150 Send me to your planet. 16 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:37,490 That's what he said. He said that. 17 00:01:37,690 --> 00:01:41,170 Send me to your planet. 18 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,470 Now, how about you give? 19 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:46,850 It's still a long choice. 20 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:51,730 But to me it's a difference between a Porsche and a Rolls Royce. I want you to 21 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:53,610 make it hurt when you dig it to your pocket. 22 00:01:54,130 --> 00:01:57,050 Because I think it feels so good you want to pop a dragon. 23 00:01:57,630 --> 00:01:58,970 And I dig it deep. 24 00:01:59,430 --> 00:02:00,490 Dig real deep. 25 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:03,710 I want you to make it hurt. 26 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:05,330 Dig it. 27 00:02:05,510 --> 00:02:07,470 We'll take that gun. We'll take that gun. 28 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:11,110 We'll take doing. We'll take your mama's death if they got gold in her bow. 29 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:14,130 We're going to be the new king of the fakers. 30 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:17,720 We're going to take a place and give it half day bacon. 31 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,720 See, my mama didn't raise no fool. 32 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,180 She just gave her a price on a marriage, fool. 33 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:26,260 Amen. That's pretty cool. 34 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,840 I like big butts and I cannot lie. 35 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,320 You brother of a bitch. 36 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,940 Standing on a butt. 37 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:48,560 I like butts. 38 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,460 Butts are cool. 39 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,460 Yeah, I'm getting a stick. 40 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,660 Butt cheek. 41 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,640 Only a C5 -3. 42 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:09,420 So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playing workout tape by Fonda. But Fonda 43 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,980 got a motor in the back of her Honda. 44 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:15,440 My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon. 45 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,100 Look at all those butts. 46 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,140 I didn't miss her. Some number had tried to dip. 47 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,940 But this girl's a hold my list. 48 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:26,880 He had game, but he chose to hit him. And I pull up quick to get with him. 49 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,500 So ladies, if the butt is round and you want a triple S, go down. 50 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:34,220 Mix a lot. They kick them nasty thoughts. 51 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:35,460 Baby got fat. 52 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,740 I'm pitching a tent. 53 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,600 Baby got fat. 54 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:51,500 Little in the middle, but you got much fat. 55 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:55,260 Whoa. Little in the middle, but you got much fat. 56 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:59,220 This is the 90s, people. 57 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,820 A nine upside down is a six. 58 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:07,220 So let's turn the 90s upside down and recapture the spirit of the 60s, okay? 59 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:12,660 Watch the flashback, dude. Excuse me. Could I have your attention, please? 60 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:18,600 Okay. This week we're going to learn a little bit about that spirit by giving 61 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,600 ourselves. 62 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,240 We're all going door to door to collect for the consumer goods for overseas 63 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:28,860 children. No way. Of course, I can't force you to work for charity thanks to 64 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:32,980 Constitution's delicate balance between individual liberties and the common 65 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:37,600 good. Nor would I want to because of my own beliefs in personal freedom. 66 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:43,130 So anyone who doesn't want to collect can complete the 60s project by doing a 67 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:45,970 book report on the electric Kool -Aid acid test. 68 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:48,070 Oral. Oral. 69 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:50,630 Oral. Written or oral. 70 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:51,910 Yes. Cool. 71 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:54,670 But first, of course, you've got to read the book. 72 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:58,270 Yes? 73 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:05,390 Got any money? 74 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,920 We're collecting for the poor. 75 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,180 Great, I just lost my job. 76 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,120 What in the hell? What do you want? 77 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,060 We're collecting for the poor. 78 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,620 Help them buy meals and stuff. 79 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:37,820 Meals? 80 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:41,820 There's one. 81 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:45,290 The 60s must have sucked. 82 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:48,170 Maybe at this house it'll be a beautiful chick. 83 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:54,070 Hello? 84 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:57,170 Collecting for charity. 85 00:05:58,230 --> 00:05:59,230 Help the poor. 86 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:01,350 Come in, boys. 87 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:03,830 I've been waiting for you. 88 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:09,650 Now, turn on the lamp. 89 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:20,570 Once again, boys, who do you serve? 90 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:24,050 You, Mistress Cora. Whose wrath do you fear? 91 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,390 Yours, Mistress Cora. Yes, 92 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:33,290 that Madonna book was worth every penny. 93 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:38,050 Whoa. 94 00:06:45,299 --> 00:06:46,940 Erotica. Erotica. 95 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:50,240 That was cool. 96 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,560 Yeah. 97 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,680 Erotica. 98 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:57,220 Erotica. 99 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:00,960 Gotta 100 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:07,600 go, dude. 101 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:09,760 Gotta go spank my monkey. 102 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,160 These guys are cool. 103 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,720 Bye. 104 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,220 Bye. 105 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,040 Bye. Bye. 106 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:14,750 People, I'm proud to announce that we've collected more than $8 for our charity 107 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:15,750 drive. 108 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:18,150 $8. Sad, dude. 109 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:19,990 Yeah. 110 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:26,350 But what makes me especially proud is this note I received from Ms. Cora 111 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,350 on Willow Place. 112 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:34,230 When your charity work was explained to me by those charming young men... 113 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:35,880 Beavis and Butthead. 114 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,220 My heart went out to those poor children overseas. 115 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:43,679 Good luck and please send Beavis and Butthead around if you need more. 116 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:47,100 And students, it's a check for $100. 117 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:52,660 I'm proud of you guys. 118 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:57,500 And here's your prize for collecting the most money in our spirit of the 60s 119 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,460 drive. A Moby Grape album for each of you. 120 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,080 You know, it hurts me to part with these guys. 121 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,760 They're collector's items. But giving till it hurts is part of what the 60s 122 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:08,760 all about. 123 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,840 Nice catch, dude. 124 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,720 Watch this. 125 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:15,940 Behind the back. 126 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,480 Damn. 127 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,940 What happened if you stuck a firecracker into that little hole? 128 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,160 That would be cool. 129 00:09:47,110 --> 00:09:51,550 What a dork. 130 00:09:57,590 --> 00:10:03,310 He's talking about school. 131 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:15,140 Hey, Beavis, do you know how to read? 132 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,400 That guy's a dumbass. 133 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,520 What do you love? 134 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,300 School sucks. 135 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,600 Yeah. 9158