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Honey, the day.
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Can purchase enough milk.
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To feed a family of four for a week. But
only if you can help.
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Please give as much as you can to the
desperate savage murderers who would
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out your eyes and cut off your tongue
for satanic rituals.
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I'm an extra alder.
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What's that address again?
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These guys jam.
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But before we go on, there's something I
must mention.
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A fourth message I must bring to your
attention.
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I was in meditation and prayer last
night.
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I was awoken by a shining red light.
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Overhead, a glorious spirit.
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He gave me a message and you all need to
hear it.
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Send me to your planet.
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That's what he said. He said that.
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Send me to your planet.
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Now, how about you give?
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It's still a long choice.
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But to me it's a difference between a
Porsche and a Rolls Royce. I want you to
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make it hurt when you dig it to your
pocket.
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Because I think it feels so good you
want to pop a dragon.
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And I dig it deep.
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Dig real deep.
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I want you to make it hurt.
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Dig it.
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We'll take that gun. We'll take that
gun.
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We'll take doing. We'll take your mama's
death if they got gold in her bow.
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We're going to be the new king of the
fakers.
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We're going to take a place and give it
half day bacon.
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See, my mama didn't raise no fool.
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She just gave her a price on a marriage,
fool.
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Amen. That's pretty cool.
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I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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You brother of a bitch.
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Standing on a butt.
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I like butts.
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Butts are cool.
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Yeah, I'm getting a stick.
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Butt cheek.
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Only a C5 -3.
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So your girlfriend rolls a Honda,
playing workout tape by Fonda. But Fonda
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got a motor in the back of her Honda.
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My anaconda don't want none unless you
got buns, hon.
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Look at all those butts.
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I didn't miss her. Some number had tried
to dip.
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But this girl's a hold my list.
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He had game, but he chose to hit him.
And I pull up quick to get with him.
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So ladies, if the butt is round and you
want a triple S, go down.
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Mix a lot. They kick them nasty
thoughts.
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Baby got fat.
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I'm pitching a tent.
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Baby got fat.
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Little in the middle, but you got much
fat.
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Whoa. Little in the middle, but you got
much fat.
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This is the 90s, people.
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A nine upside down is a six.
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So let's turn the 90s upside down and
recapture the spirit of the 60s, okay?
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Watch the flashback, dude. Excuse me.
Could I have your attention, please?
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Okay. This week we're going to learn a
little bit about that spirit by giving
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ourselves.
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We're all going door to door to collect
for the consumer goods for overseas
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children. No way. Of course, I can't
force you to work for charity thanks to
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Constitution's delicate balance between
individual liberties and the common
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good. Nor would I want to because of my
own beliefs in personal freedom.
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So anyone who doesn't want to collect
can complete the 60s project by doing a
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book report on the electric Kool -Aid
acid test.
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Oral. Oral.
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Oral. Written or oral.
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Yes. Cool.
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But first, of course, you've got to read
the book.
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Yes?
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Got any money?
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We're collecting for the poor.
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Great, I just lost my job.
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What in the hell? What do you want?
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We're collecting for the poor.
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Help them buy meals and stuff.
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Meals?
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There's one.
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The 60s must have sucked.
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Maybe at this house it'll be a beautiful
chick.
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Hello?
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Collecting for charity.
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Help the poor.
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Come in, boys.
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I've been waiting for you.
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Now, turn on the lamp.
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Once again, boys, who do you serve?
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You, Mistress Cora. Whose wrath do you
fear?
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Yours, Mistress Cora. Yes,
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that Madonna book was worth every penny.
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Whoa.
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Erotica. Erotica.
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That was cool.
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Yeah.
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Erotica.
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Erotica.
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Gotta
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go, dude.
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Gotta go spank my monkey.
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These guys are cool.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye. Bye.
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People, I'm proud to announce that we've
collected more than $8 for our charity
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drive.
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$8. Sad, dude.
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Yeah.
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But what makes me especially proud is
this note I received from Ms. Cora
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on Willow Place.
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When your charity work was explained to
me by those charming young men...
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Beavis and Butthead.
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My heart went out to those poor children
overseas.
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Good luck and please send Beavis and
Butthead around if you need more.
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And students, it's a check for $100.
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I'm proud of you guys.
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And here's your prize for collecting the
most money in our spirit of the 60s
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drive. A Moby Grape album for each of
you.
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You know, it hurts me to part with these
guys.
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They're collector's items. But giving
till it hurts is part of what the 60s
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all about.
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Nice catch, dude.
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Watch this.
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Behind the back.
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Damn.
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What happened if you stuck a firecracker
into that little hole?
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That would be cool.
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What a dork.
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He's talking about school.
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Hey, Beavis, do you know how to read?
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That guy's a dumbass.
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What do you love?
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School sucks.
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Yeah.
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