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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,940 Psychokillers, a little med school is a terrible thing. 2 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,880 Give me your pancreas. 3 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:17,320 I'll be back for your spleen. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the intern. 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Starts Friday. 5 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:21,500 Whoa, that looks cool. 6 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:25,780 Yeah, we could go if we had some money. 7 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,660 This sucks. 8 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,680 Look under her butt. 9 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,710 That dude's fat. 10 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:10,990 Yeah. 11 00:01:15,790 --> 00:01:22,790 He's gonna powder his butt. 12 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:24,330 Yeah. 13 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:26,550 That was cool. 14 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:34,850 Whoa. That looks cool. 15 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:46,470 Let's watch something cool. 16 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:48,930 Yes! 17 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:13,460 Before I go to bed, I take it to my fingers. I take it to my brain. Oh, no. 18 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,320 Oh, no. Oh, no. 19 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:16,880 Oh, no. 20 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:19,820 Oh, 21 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,560 no. 22 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:40,940 I take it to my fingers. I take it to my brain. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 23 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,320 20, 20, 24 hours ago. 24 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:50,080 I won't be sedated. 25 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:53,220 Nothing to do, nowhere to go. 26 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,940 I won't be sedated. 27 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,480 Just put me in a wheelchair and get me to the shore. 28 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,840 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 29 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,960 I can't control my fingers. I can't control my toes. Oh, no. 30 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:13,140 Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. I want to be deleted. 31 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,020 Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. 32 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,140 I want to be deleted. 33 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:22,840 Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. 34 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:24,980 I want to be deleted. 35 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:28,580 Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. 36 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,680 I want to be deleted. 37 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,200 What do you think they pay for, like, a gallon of blood? 38 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,760 Just be cool, dude. 39 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:45,440 Don't take their first offer. 40 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:47,560 How do they, like, get it out, dude? 41 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:51,680 They give you a big knife, then you cut your hand and, like, bleed into a 42 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:52,680 bucket. 43 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,219 That's cool. 44 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:59,040 They give you a big old bottle of Mad Dog 2020 to drink first. 45 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:00,780 High test. 46 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,100 And then when you're done, don't forget to stand up really fast. 47 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,540 If you're lucky, you'll pass out. Cool. 48 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,980 Whoa, we're gonna be rich. 49 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:35,650 Yep, you boys? 50 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:37,230 We got blood. 51 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:39,450 And a good thing, too. 52 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:41,370 Ha! Wanna buy some? 53 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:45,450 Now, let me see. Is either one of you boys 18 or older? 54 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:46,830 Uh, no. 55 00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:51,110 Okay. Have you been screened in the last 12 months for diseases of the 56 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:52,110 circulatory system? 57 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:53,390 No. 58 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:55,950 Okay. Either of you boys on any kind of medication? 59 00:04:58,110 --> 00:05:02,410 Good enough. Beggars can't be choosers. That's what I say. 60 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:06,490 Roll up your sleeves and sit down, boys. Hey, what about the mad dog? 61 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:08,050 Yeah, don't we get anything first? 62 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,770 Yep, the enduring thanks of the community. 63 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,230 Ah! 64 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:20,270 Okay, now, as soon as them baggies are filled up, you'll be on your... Ah, 65 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:22,210 shoot. I'll be back with you boys in a minute. 66 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:26,710 Blood Drive? 67 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:29,690 Tyler? Where are you calling from? 68 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,430 You can't just... 69 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:36,220 Of course I sound mad. I buried your three children, see you through detox 70 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:40,200 times, then you vanished for 15 years, and after all that time you call me at 71 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,740 work? How bad do you think I missed you? 72 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,380 Well, guess again. 73 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:50,320 You're the saddest excuse for a... Oh my gosh, I gotta go. Come over around 74 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,440 nine, Tyler, and wear that mesh undershirt. 75 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,060 Well, boys, I'm awful sorry. I feel like I left the house with the tub running. 76 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,280 Now, let's see. It appears you fellas are getting up a little more than you 77 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,460 bargained for. Tell you what. 78 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,340 Here's a Fig Newton for each of you. Now, why don't y 'all just forget about 79 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:09,820 your blood donation for today since you're looking a little peaky. What say 80 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:12,220 two go on home and come back when you're feeling a little better? 81 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:13,620 Thank you, boys. 82 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:23,380 I want to taste everything from your 83 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:25,180 lipstick to your toenail polish. 84 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,880 Okay, brother. 85 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:34,210 I want to hold you. I want to massage you. I want to comfort 86 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:36,550 you. I want to sue you. 87 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:43,810 You know the way you're standing still, I want to just lay on you, blow a big 88 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:44,970 love to your shadow. 89 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:47,330 Sound silly, don't it? 90 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:48,550 Not really. 91 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,010 Let me come over here. 92 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:52,950 Let me sue you here. 93 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:56,370 Hold your ear, and I do that with you. 94 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:57,830 Okay. 95 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:04,250 Because tonight, girl, all of me wants all of you. 96 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:08,050 Ooh, baby. 97 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:11,630 That dude's pitching a tent. 98 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:16,430 Change it. 99 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:19,830 Kick -ass. 100 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:21,510 Yeah. 101 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:23,010 Kick -ass. 102 00:07:44,419 --> 00:07:46,700 Hey, I feel like killing myself. 103 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,220 I feel like killing you. 104 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:53,210 Thank you. 105 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,560 They're guilty. 106 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,360 See you in hell, Rob Helford. 107 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,559 This dude is old. 108 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:42,460 Mephisto's House of Hot Tubs is a great place for a soak. 109 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:43,960 A choke. 110 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,480 Or a poke. 111 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:53,810 Bloodbath. You may not get clean, but you'll never have to wash again. 112 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,350 Starts Friday in a bad neighborhood theater near you. 113 00:08:57,890 --> 00:08:59,830 Bloodbath. That sounds cool. 114 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,410 Cool. 115 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:14,130 Cafeteria food. 116 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:22,860 There's a crack in the mirror and a blood stain on the floor. Cool name. 117 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,620 Front face! 118 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,840 Oh, 119 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:36,260 you are a vampire, baby. 120 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,120 I'm a walking dead. 121 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,600 Oh, you are a vampire, baby. I'm a walking dead. Yeah. 122 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,140 I like that. 123 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:48,740 Cool. 124 00:10:36,949 --> 00:10:38,910 These guys are cool. 125 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:44,030 You take a mortal man and 126 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:50,110 put him in control. 127 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:57,310 Watch him become a god. 128 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,100 Watch people hit the road. 129 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:09,300 Whoa. 130 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,760 Cool. 131 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:27,980 Grandpa Buster. 132 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:37,270 Whoa. A peaceful man. 133 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:38,690 Yeah. 134 00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:45,530 Whoa. 135 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:50,110 Yeah. 136 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:54,010 They must stay in the room. 137 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,380 That was cool. 138 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:12,320 Fire is cool. 139 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:20,380 This 140 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:27,380 sucks. 141 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,680 Change it. No way. Check out this chick. 142 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,440 Ha, ha, ha. 143 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,400 Ha, 144 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,500 ha, ha. 145 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:09,370 I am God, I can do whatever I want. 146 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:15,050 I can feed whomever I choose. 147 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:23,550 I can feed my dinner in a fancy 148 00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:24,550 restaurant. 149 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:50,260 If you sat on her head, would it scratch your butt? 150 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,620 Yeah. 151 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,460 Here's my story. 152 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,700 Sad, but true. 153 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:07,400 About a girl that I once knew. 154 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:14,320 She broke my heart. I was so unglued that I was startled when she called. 155 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,400 Hey, dude. 156 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,120 Dude, dude, dude. 157 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:22,620 Ooh, 158 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,800 baby. 159 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,200 I made a week out of you like today. 160 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:56,060 This story can start in a year or two without being survived to see. 161 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,820 The California sunshine deceived my baby. 162 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,560 I've been looking for you to die. 163 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,900 When a big dog like y 'all look fine. I've been looking, looking at him. I 164 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:07,900 it was fine. 165 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,940 Looked her by the hand. 166 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:24,980 Hey, dude! 167 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:32,220 Don't do it! Don't call me! Don't do it! 168 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,620 Trick photography. 169 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,530 Don't do it! Don't do it! 170 00:16:32,319 --> 00:16:33,380 Chainsaw is cool. 171 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,060 Yeah. 172 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,460 I like when they saw it up. 173 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,180 Did you see Scarface? 174 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,640 That was cool. 175 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,260 Yeah. 176 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:13,260 When they took the chainsaw and saw that dude's arms off. Yeah. 177 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,260 That was cool. 178 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:47,570 These guys are cool. 11403