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Most athletes spend their entire
careers perfecting their craft
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before they're ever lucky enough
to be given a nickname.
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Generally speaking it takes a sustained
period of success
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before a fanbase will band
together and collectively
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decide to endow a player with his own
personalized moniker.
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For me, it took less than a week.
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What's up, Dick Leg.
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Hickey Dick Leg.
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A single missed field goal and
that's what they came up with.
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Although, to be fair, it wasn't even one
of the laziest nicknames at Roman's that year.
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JAWS
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KENNY G
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BOB HORMONE PROBLEM
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Nevertheless, I was now Dick Leg
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in nearly every social circle at school.
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Yo, Dick Leg -
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Okay, every social circle.
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you're just in time, check it out.
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What is that?
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Breath spray, son. My new get rich plan.
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Okay, St. Roman's has girls
for the first time, right?
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Uh, yeah.
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That means none of these older guys
know how to deal with them.
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So I'm buying up all the breath spray in town and
selling it to them at cruelously inflated prices.
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That's great.
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It'd been four days since Alex touched my arm
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and I still couldn't stop thinking about her.
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Everything she did was beautiful.
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Wow
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Hey!
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You want in on this or what?
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Sorry I can't, I got a newspaper meeting.
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Alex invited me, remember?
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In that case, can I interest you in some...
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breath spray! For the low, low price of $45?
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I'm still trying to figure out what
the market will bear. - Yeah
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- Just a reminder that this morning's cheer
practice has been moved to the south gymnasium.
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Hey
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Pete, hi! Glad you showed.
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Glad you showed...too.
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- Attaboy, that was basically a sentence.
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How was your weekend?
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Oh, uh, not great, I mean
pretty boring if I'm being honest.
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- Yes, way to sell yourself.
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You know my brother put a bunch
of my underpants in the freezer, so...
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spent a lot of time just thawing those out.
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- You moron.
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How was your weekend?
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Well I didn't have any underwear
to thaw out or anything.
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- Oh my God, she said underwear
- I mean,
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I guess I just watched some TV.
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- and now she's touching my property.
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Did you see Saturday Night Live?
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On Saturday?
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Yeah, yeah...That's usually when it's on.
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Right, sorry.
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I'm kidding. I love that show.
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You do?
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I do too.
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What was your favorite sketch?
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Oh, I don't know
I guess I didn't have on this week.
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I didn't have one either.
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- Clearly we were dealing with some kind
of destiny situation here.
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Good morning future journalists of America.
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I'm obligated to say that per
the school charter.
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Trust me I don't feel good about it, either.
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I see we have a new face which is weird
considering how bad our last issue was.
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What's the name kid?
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Pete Hickey
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And what compelled you to join
our little periodical,
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was it the slew of grammatical
errors and typos
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or was it Johnson's thinkpiece
on the school store?
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It's a microcosm of America.
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It's a place to buy pencils.
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You're a fascist.
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He just learned what that word means. Anyway, can
you write 300 words on the boys soccer team?
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- Uh, yeah, sure.
- Great.
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The school wants more kids
at the game, so that's your angle.
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Alex you have girls volleyball, Johnson I want you...
- Actually.
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Sorry, um
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I was wondering, like four days ago
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Alex said something about us
working on something together
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I didn't know if that was still a possibility.
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Don't push your luck, Dick Leg.
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All right who wants to do a story
on the school's lunch menu?
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- Lunch menu is a vehicle for nutritional repression.
- Give it a rest Johnson.
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PETE IZ NEAT
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"Neat", Rocco.
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"Pete is neat" Exclamation point.
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It's like the universe is telling
us we were meant to be together.
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Oh, man you're losing her bro.
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Listen, I probably shouldn't be telling you this,
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but I spoke to her friend Pissy.
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And?
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Word is, Justin is out of the picture
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Alex is single again.
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Yes!!
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I knew it was a sign!
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Let's not go falling in love just yet.
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I'm not in love. I don't even know if me and Alex
believe in the concept of love.
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Listen if you really do like this girl
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you better act fast. The guys here still
don't know what they're doing,
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but that's not going to last forever.
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St. Roman's is like a
zombie apocalypse right now.
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At the beginning no one knows what to do
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but eventually everyone learns
the rules of survival.
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OK, so...
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Wait, what are you saying?
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Two things. One, I think zombie movies
are way overdue for a comeback.
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Two, you gotta ask Alex out like right now
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before everyone learns how to do it.
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I don't know if I could.
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You sure about that?
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Look.
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- It's already happening, better gear up.
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- That'll be $27.
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I had exactly 12 hours to figure
out how to ask Alex out.
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It would require a crash course
in high school relationships.
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Wait, so all these kids went to the same
high school together
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and now they're all going
to the same college, too?
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90210 is not about logic Peter,
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it's a commentary on modern society,
it deals with real issues.
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Like what kind of gas to use in your
yellow Mustang convertible?
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Well yeah, that is a big issue for Brandon.
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He works hard waiting tables
at the Peach Pit to pay for it.
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Why do girls like this guy so much?
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Are you kidding me?
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The sunglasses, the sideburns,
the cool belt, the classic Mustang
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the billowy shirt, the porcelain skin, his ability
to lecture without sounding condescending.
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- Good morning sports fans
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if you just joining us
we're here witnessing Pete Hickey's
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first attempt at asking out a member
of the opposite sex.
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Here to join me is a man who knows a little
something about high school romance
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former teen heartthrob Jason Priestley.
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- Hey Pete, thanks for having me.
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- My pleasure
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and my apologies for blatantly
ripping off your signature style.
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- Oh hey, I get it man,
I was crushing it back in '94.
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- Oh, and it looks like he's
chickening out at the last minute.
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- Oh, I gotta be honest with you Pete,
that was a real Luke Perry move right there.
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- Oh, wait a minute,
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looks like he's going to give it another shot.
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So, Jason Priestley,
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what would Brandon have done in this situation?
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- Honestly Pete? I probably would have just
lectured her without sounding condescending
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then I would have taken her
for a ride in my cherry Mustang.
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- Wow, I'm not going to lie,
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you're kind of turning me on.
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- OK
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You'll just walk up to her and ask her out.
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Maybe you could take her to Dairy Queen
treat her to a nice blizzard.
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Now that would be romantic. Some nice, ice cold
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- What's up Pete?
- Blizzards.
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What?
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Um... A...
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I was wondering if there'd be any blizzards
this year, you know
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in the winter, you know
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when blizzards happen.
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OK, is that your mom's shirt?
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Maybe, it...
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Why are you wearing sunglasses inside?
I, you know what, I don't even know, it was just an idea.
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You know what, I...probably because,
you know, my belt was really tight.
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Hey Alex, I was wondering if
I could ask you something.
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Actually there's something
I want to talk to you about too.
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- Really?
- Yeah, I was wondering if maybe
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I could write that soccer article with you
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Yeah... Yeah that would... Yeah
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Okay, cool cuz I have
a really good angle on this story.
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- That's...
- Hey Alex, you coming, babe?
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Cool well I'll talk to you later.
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- Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
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- You said it Jason Priestley
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when we come back highlights of Pete
softly crying in a bathroom stall.
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- Well, at least he's got a cool belt.
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So...how'd you get into soccer?
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Well, actually, my dad died.
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He really loved soccer,
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so I pretty much made the decision in his honor.
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Nice thing is, it's
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actually been a really good outlet for me.
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Oh, OK. Dead Dad, soccer, super inspirational,
I think I got it.
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I scored two goals last game.
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One was off a header.
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Boy, that orphan kid sure is a
chatterbox, isn't he
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What are you guys talking about?
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I was just telling Alex my philosophies
on sports and life.
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Were you now?
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Yeah, and how they really mirror each other,
because sports and life are just so similar you know.
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- Oh my God, that's so true
- Is it?
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Because people typically think of sports
as an escape from life but
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You know
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Well, that's the beauty of this world kid,
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is that truth is wherever you decide to look.
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- And I'm looking at an idiot.
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So uh...are you two back together?
I thought you two broke up.
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No we didn't break up, who told you that?
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Pissy
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Pissy? The kid who climbs trees
and rollerblades?
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Yeah. Glad to know things are going great
between you and the Jay-man.
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Oh, thanks!
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Yeah, and speaking of...I thought
I'd be able to write this article with an
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unbiased opinion, but Justin is just so amazing
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are you cool with finishing on your own?
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Yeah... awesome.
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Hey babe!
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Pete's going to write the article on his own now.
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Oh, cool.
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I'm a lone wolf too. Plus when you think about it,
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what is writing anyway?
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How do I compete with this guy?
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He has a car, he makes necklaces.
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- You're not seeing the big picture here
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you have all the power in this situation.
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- What do you mean?
- I mean you're the one holding the pen.
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Hey, I'm on the phone here.
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Get off, I'm calling a chick.
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Well, I'm talking to Rocco.
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I said, I'm calling a chick.
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- Mike!
- Lisa Dombrowski
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Miss Illinois contestant 1992. You got 25 seconds.
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This is the perfect situation.
You're writing an article on this guy.
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You can shape the public's
perception of him
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you can take him down if you want.
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How?
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Everyone has a skeleton in their closet,
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we just got to find his.
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10-9-8-7-6 - Don't worry. I'll break into his locker at lunch,
we'll have dirt on him by noon. - That's it, I'm coming in there.
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We got 5 minutes
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Man, look at this stuff.
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I know
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Justin's even cooler than I thought.
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Rusted Root
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This guy's legit, man.
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So what am I supposed to do?
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I don't think there's anything you can do
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the guy writes poems.
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Alex is the world, Alex is a girl,
question authority.
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I hate to say it man,
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but you're screwed.
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- That night I found myself preparing
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to write an original composition
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for the first time in my life.
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EVERYONE SHOULD COME WATCH THE
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TO THE ST. ROMANS BOYS' SOCCER TEAM
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- But I just couldn't get over that
dumb look on Justin's face
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and that stupid hemp necklace
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and the way he called me brother
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and the thought of Alex liking his stupid poetry.
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And that's when it happened
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that's when I made the decision
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to let the world know how
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I really felt about Justin Studdlo.
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SOCCER IS A DUMB SPORT
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JUSTIN STUDLO IS A MORON
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- Before long the words were pouring out of me.
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I was in a kind of zone that I'd never
experienced on the playing field.
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The sentences came quickly with surgical precision.
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Each one built upon the last, eloquently painting
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a portrait of the monster that I saw in my head.
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Smelling like a Russian prostitute
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who drive a patchouli truck into a...
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into a Lunchables factory.
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Yeah
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- For once I was in charge
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And it felt great.
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By the time I wrote Justin's hair
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looked like the ratty anus fur
of a diseased wooly mammoth
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I knew there was no turning back.
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I was changed.
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A creative reservoir had been tapped inside of me
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and it would never be plugged again.
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Pete, great article man.
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I'm sorry I used that hurtful
nickname to describe you earlier,
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it was really insensitive of me.
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well, uh, as long as you learned your lesson.
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I know you wrote a bunch of lies about me Pete
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but the truth is, you're right
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I don't deserve Alex.
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So, just do me a favor
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treat her right,
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OK, brother?
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You got it,
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Justin.
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Can I have your attention, please.
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Justin Studlo is hereby expelled from school
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for no particular reason.
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Other than he just comes off as so unlikable
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In Pete Hickey's fabulous article
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about the boys soccer team.
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- Sounds reasonable
- Yea
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So long everybody.
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Pete
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Alex
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I just wanted to thank you
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for shining a light on all of Justin's
many negative qualities that
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I was blind to previously.
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But he didn't deserve me and I know that now.
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Also, I would love to get a DQ Blizzard
with you sometime
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my treat.
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Now kiss me. I know you'll be wonderful
at it even though you've never done it before.
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Damn, right I will.
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Pete
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Pete
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Pete!
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Is that it, the soccer article?
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That's it
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the one that changes everything.
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It's not so much a drum circle,
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it's like a drum family, you know.
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Hey Pete!
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Oh, hey what's up?
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I'm really looking forward to
that article, brother.
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Yeah, it's gunna be a real page-turner.
314
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Oh, heck yeah.
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Alex seems to think you'll have a real interesting
take on the whole thing.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah
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Hey, you think you could get me
a few extra copies when it comes out
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for my family?
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especially my Grandma
she's in the hospital right now
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it could really cheer her up,
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you know before she dies.
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There were a lot of sleepless nights my freshman year
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but that night
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was one of the worst.
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Justin are you okay?
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How could I be
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after what you did to me?
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Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I...I didn't realize
it would be so hurtful.
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You think this looks like anus fur?
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No, no, I just sort of said it...
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How could you sink so low?
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I thought you were better than this Pete Hickey.
333
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I can explain...
334
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- why don't you save your explanations for her.
335
00:16:22,105 --> 00:16:25,792
Why? Why would you do such a thing to
my grandson.
336
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You killed me
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I'm dead now.
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Hickey Dick Leg
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I'm sorry
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean for this to happen.
This wasn't supposed to happen
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Hey Pete, I'll see you in Newspaper Club,
right?
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Did you read the article yet?
343
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Which article, yours? No, not yet.
344
00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,157
Hey, um...
345
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I don't think I'm going to be doing
the paper anymore.
346
00:17:06,028 --> 00:17:07,255
Why not, what happened?
347
00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:08,812
I just...
348
00:17:09,726 --> 00:17:11,666
I just don't think it's for me.
349
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It was nice knowing you.
350
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- It was time to face the music
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I had ruined a boy's life,
352
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the least I could do was force myself
to look at what I'd done.
353
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To read it again
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all of it
355
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every awful unfair sentence.
356
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Sentences like...
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More fans should go to St Roman boys soccer games.
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They are great.
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The forwards are Dan Mitchell, Paul Hikila
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Joe Mi...
361
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What?
362
00:17:41,846 --> 00:17:43,944
Of course I didn't print it, dumb-ass.
363
00:17:43,945 --> 00:17:46,302
I asked for 300 words on the boys soccer team
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you gave me a five-page Ribfest.
365
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:51,522
It was completely unethical
and I think you need to see a therapist.
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Yeah
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You're probably right.
368
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hey, hey, yo, but listen
369
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,389
just because I couldn't print
any of that garbage
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doesn't mean it wasn't good.
371
00:18:00,018 --> 00:18:02,178
It was actually some of the best writing
I've read all year
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- Really?
- Yeah, you've got something there.
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00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,619
Most writers are messed up in the head anyway so
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I hope you stick with it, Dick Leg.
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Thanks
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00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,958
Oh, you're friends with that are Rocco kid, right?
377
00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:17,314
Oh, yeah, yeah
378
00:18:17,361 --> 00:18:20,481
You think you could hook me up with some
of that breath spray...the, you know
379
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,275
- So maybe I hadn't done exactly
what I'd set out to do.
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I didn't get a date with Alex
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and I didn't take down her boyfriend.
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I didn't even write the article
in the paper that had my name on it.
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but I realized something back then.
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I realized that sometimes it's not
the things directly in front of you
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that have the biggest impact.
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So, you decided to come back
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- Yeah
- I'm glad
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Me too.
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00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:16,177
- Sometimes when you're busy
seeking out one passion
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you can accidentally discover another.
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Alright you journalistic Thebes
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this week's issue
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Johnson - student council elections
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Hickey - girls bowling
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- I was a sports writer now
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and one way or another
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I was going to make it work for me.
398
00:19:32,996 --> 00:19:34,970
- Wow, what a great ending.
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00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:36,941
I can't wait to see what happens next.
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00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,232
- You and me both, Jason Priestley
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- You can just call me Jason you know
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00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,797
- Got it, right.
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00:19:42,897 --> 00:19:44,747
- You're so cool. - Yeah,
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I know
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