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- Ow!
- Let me go get Emma so we both can lift you...
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Emma can't know I peed the bed.
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She feels a certain way around you.
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Okay, fine. I'll run the
applications by you.
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- You're free to go.
- Oh, thank God.
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What about her?
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I didn't ask you to pay for me.
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- I'ma pay you back.
- You better.
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- Don't bother putting that on.
- You just lost your job, girl.
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Have some pinche fun
for once in your life.
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I told you the shower thing never works.
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Oh, all right. Whoa.
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Emma, nothing else matters but the bar.
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Which means I am vowing
to be fucking celibate.
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♪ En el abismo me vi ♪
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♪ Estaba dentro de mí ♪
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♪ Sentí mis pasos tropezar ♪
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♪ Enredos dentro de mí ♪
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♪ Envuelven lo que sentí ♪
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♪ Me refugié en libertad ♪
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♪ Camino con el viento ♪
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♪ Despego mi andar ♪
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♪ A mi velocidad estallo ♪
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Go inside me.
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♪ Al pasar, ah ♪
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♪ Soy un ave de paso ♪
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♪ Soy un cometa andando ♪
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Oh, wait, that's... that's too much.
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♪ Estoy por desaparecer ♪
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Less, less.
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♪ Me estoy partiendo en dos ♪
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Ah, fuck!
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Sorry, I lost it.
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♪ Me estoy partiendo en dos ♪
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♪ Hoy me perdí, me rompí, me dejé caer ♪
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♪ Me estoy partiendo en dos ♪
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♪ No sé a dónde ir ♪
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♪ Me está perdiendo Dios ♪
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♪ A punto de arder ♪
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♪ Me estoy partiendo en dos ♪
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♪ Hay más que debo entender ♪
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Mmm.
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Oh.
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I have to get ready.
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I, uh, promised my primo I'd
pick up chairs for his wedding.
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Mmm.
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But you stay as long as you like, okay?
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Mmm.
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No, I should go, too. I have to...
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get a nurse for Eddy
or caretaker person.
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But my legs don't work.
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Emma?
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What?
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I know it's early for you,
and I don't wanna push it.
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But, um, what if...
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What if we forget it's a wedding
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and you come with me?
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Like, not as a plus one
but just to have a good time.
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Nah, forget it. Forget I even asked.
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Just gonna get my
feelings hurt when you say no.
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I'll go.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Mmm.
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Mmm, this is legit. Mmm.
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I knew you'd like it.
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The bolillos are always
fresh at this spot.
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Let me try yours. Hey.
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Mmm.
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Ya párale.
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You're gonna have me all
smelling like chorizo.
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Mmm, mi chorizo.
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Hey, um...
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Um...
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Hey.
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Who's this?
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This is my friend Tlaloc.
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Hey, man.
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Uh, friend from Vigilantes.
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Another fucking shit stirrer, huh?
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- I swear to God, Johnny.
- It's okay.
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I should get going.
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It's great meeting you, man.
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Peace.
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Man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Why you acting like an asshole?
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So, this is what you're doing
instead of looking for another job?
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Wasting time with this pendejo?
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Yeah, you know, you're so right.
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Because I'm a huevona
for juggling only two jobs
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instead of three, right?
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Yeah, fuck me for making sure
Apá has his... his meals
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- and his meds and shit.
- Where you going?
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I have a debt to settle.
Is that okay with you?
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Oh, oh, so you owin' people
money now, too, huh?
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What's happening to you?
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Hey, you better not
end up pregnant, Mari.
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It's nice to finally have somebody
who can give me a run for my money.
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Oh, that was nothing.
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I just didn't wanna show off
on my first day.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Is that right?
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Councilman, we'll see you
tonight at the meeting.
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Oh, what did I tell you, Esteban?
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See you tonight, Rudy.
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Muy bien, Esteban.
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All right, Rudy.
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See you next time.
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Hey, uh, I always go next door
to get post workout fuel.
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They got smoothies, juices, acai bowls.
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Interested?
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I would low-key die
for an acai bowl right now.
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Oh, well, I can't have you die.
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I-I can't.
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I should be good and abstain.
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What did acai ever do to you?
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Thank you, though.
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All right, maybe next time, then.
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Lean into my arm.
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Just...
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Ow, ow, ow, ah!
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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Um, I'll get you some water.
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I understand, but we need someone more
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than once a week
and longer than an hour.
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There's things my sister
and I don't know how to do.
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- This is some cash for what I owe you.
- Hold on, Mari. Come in.
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Hey, Mari.
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Quíhubole, Eddy?
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Ma'am, she has a spleen puncture.
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And there's a dressing to deal with.
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And it feels like
we're doing some damage
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every time we move her.
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They're not doing any damage.
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It just hurts un poquitito.
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Oh, wait, um...
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Here. Here.
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Thanks, Mari.
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Her insurance does cover
a caretaker but not at the rate
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that you're quoting me.
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All right, thank you.
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No, we can't afford that. Thank you.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Um, I-just lost my job,
so this is only half
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of what I owe you.
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But I'll get you the rest soon.
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Oh, that's too bad, Mari.
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They let you go de la nursing home?
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No, the donut shop.
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My boss was a pinche cabrón.
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But I'll... I'll get it to you
as soon as I can.
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It's fine.
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All right. Thanks.
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Te cuidas, okay?
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You got it, Mari.
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All right.
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Fuck.
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Emma?
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Look!
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The loterías I ordered
for game night came in.
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We could start with either one of these.
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What are those?
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I try never ever to go
to weddings if I can help it,
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but I seem to have accepted
an invitation.
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So... This one or this one?
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This one, obviously.
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Wait, who do you even know here
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that would invite you to a wedding?
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Cruz.
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Lyn, don't. I already feel weird enough.
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- Just...
- Wait, Emma.
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Are you and Cruz end game?
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No!
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God, I don't know.
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End game is not a notion
that's too appealing to me.
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But I guess I'm trying. I don't know.
I'm... I'm trying.
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Oh, Emma, I love this so much for you.
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No, no, no, don't love it
so much for me.
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Why did I even tell you?
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Wait, Emma,
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Does this mean that
I can't do lotería tonight
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because you'll be out? I just assumed
you'd be able to watch Eddy.
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Oh, you were serious about that.
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Emma, of course.
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Game night is, like, the one
big thing I've been telling you
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I want to do.
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It's... it's part of our
transformation from Vida...
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A whatever dive bar... to Vida...
Swanky, Insta-famous lounge.
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We're not at game night.
We're not there yet.
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Well, how are we ever gonna get there
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if we don't start somewhere.
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We can just start with
a casual lotería night.
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I'll even do it like Papi used to do it.
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La selfie!
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See? It's hilarious.
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It's the perfect game
to start with, too,
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because it's, like, traditional,
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but also cute and fun and us.
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Will our clientele get it, though?
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A dick pic.
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That's funny.
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Um, Eddy says you have a schedule
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written down somewhere for her pills.
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Yeah, it should be on the fridge.
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So I hired Mari to help with Eddy.
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What the fuck?
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Why wasn't that the first
thing you said to me?
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Emma, she hates me.
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Actually, she detests both of us.
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Oh, my God. She's totally gonna jump me.
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She's the one who offered.
Eddy trusts her.
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And we had a good talk about it.
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Oh, well, if you had
a good talk about it...
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Lyn, this will have to do for now,
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especially since I won't be
around in the same way.
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Wait, why?
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I'm still gonna move out at some point.
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This cannot be a permanent
arrangement for me.
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I need my space.
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God, Emma.
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Just once... once... I'd like to be
consulted on life-altering shit.
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I don't even know where to go.
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She might jump me in my room.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Hola, chica.
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- Hey.
- Well, finally.
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Hey.
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You are cutting it close, comadre.
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I was here earlier setting up,
all right?
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- Mm-hmm. ¿Que pasó, chula?
- Hola, Marcos.
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Here, sit in front of Amanda.
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She's already crying
y ni ha comenzado la jotería.
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Ay, stop it.
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Look at them.
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Ya, comadre.
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I don't want to ruin
my make up just yet.
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♪ Hoy desperté con ganas de besarte ♪
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♪ Tengo una sed de acariciarte ♪
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♪ Enredarme a ti y no soltarte ♪
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♪ Eres tan embriagante ♪
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♪ Eres tú ♪
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♪ Eres tú ♪
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Hi!
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Who's ready for Vida's first
game of Millennial Lotería?
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To start things off, we're gonna start
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with four-dollar cards.
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Just to get things going.
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How about that? What do we think?
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Excellent! All right, doña Tita.
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Come on down. Get your cards, everyone!
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Anyway, so we had this cabin,
and it's so cute.
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It's more like a cement hut,
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but it stays cool during the day.
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But anyway, we had this place
in Joshua Tree,
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so there it is.
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We're gonna do a couples
weekend thing next month
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as a house warming.
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00:14:38,284 --> 00:14:40,811
We're gonna shroom.
She's gonna build a fire pit.
261
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:42,572
- You guys should come.
- Yeah.
262
00:14:42,894 --> 00:14:44,029
- We're there.
- Yeah?
263
00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:46,064
- Done.
- Yay!
264
00:14:46,504 --> 00:14:48,838
I'm gonna go freshen this up.
265
00:14:48,872 --> 00:14:50,254
Can I get anyone anything?
266
00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:51,554
I'm good.
267
00:14:56,072 --> 00:14:57,142
Hey, this looks cool.
268
00:14:57,176 --> 00:14:59,392
Can you get, um,
just another bottle of vodka?
269
00:14:59,744 --> 00:15:01,869
I think that's it. Then we'll be good.
270
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:03,332
Thanks, man.
271
00:15:05,094 --> 00:15:06,658
Hi. Uh, excuse me.
272
00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:09,014
Can I have a Homo on the Range?
273
00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:17,624
Thanks.
274
00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:26,024
♪ Y arriba yo ♪
275
00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:27,634
♪ Mi apá y la Chona ♪
276
00:15:38,824 --> 00:15:42,214
♪ Contaré la historia
de una famosa persona ♪
277
00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:45,304
♪ Todos la conocen
con el apodo de Chona ♪
278
00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:48,784
♪ Todos la conocen
con el apodo de Chona ♪
279
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,664
♪ Su marido dice ya no
sé qué hacer con ella ♪
280
00:15:51,794 --> 00:15:53,408
♪ Diario va a los bailes y se... ♪
281
00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:55,541
I'm sure they're lovely people
and they're worthy of love
282
00:15:55,574 --> 00:15:56,934
and whatever Dr. Brené Brown says.
283
00:15:57,054 --> 00:15:59,014
And nothing against bros.
284
00:15:59,144 --> 00:16:02,454
But both my roommates are
completamente suffocating me.
285
00:16:02,584 --> 00:16:06,595
It's like, I'm not your mami
cleaning up after you.
286
00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:10,984
Clean your freaking cereal
bowls yourselves, cochinos.
287
00:16:11,114 --> 00:16:12,944
You know, no. I have to move.
288
00:16:13,415 --> 00:16:15,635
I have to find something by
myself, porque ya no aguanto.
289
00:16:15,668 --> 00:16:17,174
The other day I found a...
290
00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:19,697
Honey, you're being rude.
291
00:16:19,838 --> 00:16:22,470
I'm pulling up our listing to show him.
292
00:16:23,556 --> 00:16:25,502
I have a vacant unit.
293
00:16:26,299 --> 00:16:27,874
It's small but in great condition.
294
00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:29,299
You should come take a look.
295
00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:31,180
- Wait, ¿neta? In your building?
- Mm-hmm.
296
00:16:32,264 --> 00:16:33,584
Nico, I¡por fin apareces!
297
00:16:33,704 --> 00:16:35,874
Nicotine!
298
00:16:36,014 --> 00:16:37,924
Time for the best man to make a speech.
299
00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:43,844
- Ladies.
- Oh!
300
00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:48,931
I'll have to check it out.
It looks good.
301
00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:51,939
In civilian life, you build friendships
302
00:16:51,986 --> 00:16:53,121
around a good time.
303
00:16:56,134 --> 00:16:57,724
Over there,
304
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,994
you build friendships based on
305
00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:01,904
who can get you back alive.
306
00:17:05,322 --> 00:17:07,214
Julio kept me alive.
307
00:17:08,914 --> 00:17:09,914
More than once.
308
00:17:12,224 --> 00:17:14,354
And that is the kind
of debt you can't repay.
309
00:17:19,053 --> 00:17:20,233
Oh, man.
310
00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:23,017
I love you, hermano.
311
00:17:25,364 --> 00:17:27,064
It's an honor to witness your love.
312
00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:30,804
Gives a cynical mortal like me hope.
313
00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:35,804
'Cause when you... when you meet
the right person,
314
00:17:35,934 --> 00:17:40,204
you realize you don't have
to change who you are.
315
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:43,433
No.
316
00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:47,824
Because they inspire you
to be a better version
317
00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:49,283
of yourself.
318
00:17:52,474 --> 00:17:56,044
Les deseo toda la puta
felicidad del mundo,
319
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,280
I¡como dicen ustedes cabrones!
320
00:18:01,354 --> 00:18:04,704
Beso, beso, beso,
321
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,974
beso, beso...
322
00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:11,884
El Twitter!
323
00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:20,464
El Pride!
324
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,103
¿Verdad?
325
00:18:28,494 --> 00:18:30,189
What's wrong with the regular lotería?
326
00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:31,884
El Fidget Spinner!
327
00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:35,524
¿Y qué es eso de... de... de... de
"food porn"?
328
00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,874
La Notification.
329
00:18:54,814 --> 00:18:56,324
Hey, you all right?
330
00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:18,344
My winnings, por favor.
331
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:27,460
Gracias.
332
00:19:29,054 --> 00:19:30,964
Just stick to being pretty.
333
00:19:31,634 --> 00:19:33,574
It always worked for me.
334
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,745
I love it when people
drink for the first time.
335
00:19:46,778 --> 00:19:48,251
- It's so cute.
- I hate...
336
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:51,554
- No. Wait, wait, wait.
- Oh, you are a lazy...
337
00:19:51,684 --> 00:19:52,814
Hey.
338
00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:53,994
Ah.
339
00:19:54,124 --> 00:19:56,181
- Hey, where'd you go, baby?
- Cruz...
340
00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:58,644
You keep going off.
341
00:19:58,774 --> 00:20:00,514
Please don't do that again.
342
00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:04,400
She doesn't do public displays.
I'm still working on her.
343
00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:06,434
- Mm.
- Oh, no, I get it.
344
00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:09,354
When I was a baby queer,
I was all shifty
345
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:11,874
- in public, too.
- I'm pushing 30.
346
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:14,484
No, I meant when I was a new queer.
347
00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:17,541
You're making a lot of
assumptions about me right now.
348
00:20:17,721 --> 00:20:20,150
Hey, coming out is a whole process.
349
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,754
Coming out?
350
00:20:21,884 --> 00:20:23,674
Or vacationing.
351
00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:25,408
The shifty never leaves the tourists.
352
00:20:25,486 --> 00:20:27,400
You didn't just call me a tourist.
353
00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:28,689
For real.
354
00:20:28,759 --> 00:20:30,916
I haven't had to deal with
the concept of tourists
355
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:33,447
since Shane was flipping
bitches on "The L-Word."
356
00:20:33,502 --> 00:20:35,644
I'm sure it's not the first time.
357
00:20:35,774 --> 00:20:38,236
I mean, look, Emma, you... you pass.
358
00:20:38,299 --> 00:20:41,272
Oh, oh, so she should
get an asymmetrical haircut
359
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,353
or something?
360
00:20:42,387 --> 00:20:45,954
Or a rat tail to... to telegraph
it to the world?
361
00:20:46,084 --> 00:20:48,569
Seriously, Emma, how else
are queers supposed
362
00:20:48,603 --> 00:20:50,503
to announce themselves
if not through the confines
363
00:20:50,536 --> 00:20:52,095
- of the binary?
- Thank you.
364
00:20:52,129 --> 00:20:53,541
Now you're being mean, friend.
365
00:20:53,575 --> 00:20:56,184
Yeah, yeah. Don't listen to Tasha.
366
00:20:56,314 --> 00:20:59,194
She's still fighting way
too hard for gay marriage
367
00:20:59,228 --> 00:21:01,054
to even begin to tackle binary.
368
00:21:01,184 --> 00:21:02,978
Tasha, take a look around.
369
00:21:03,584 --> 00:21:05,494
- We won.
- Did we?
370
00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:08,603
Well, get ready to get
your mind blown, Tash.
371
00:21:09,057 --> 00:21:12,767
- Pretty Emma here chooses not to identify.
- How does that even work?
372
00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:13,863
Oh, no, no, no.
373
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:18,845
I-I-I read a manifesto on
Medium about how pansexuality
374
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:20,970
is the new rite of passage
for baby queers.
375
00:21:21,017 --> 00:21:22,864
Stop saying baby queer!
376
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:27,478
I'm sorry I don't abide by your
dated categories of queerness.
377
00:21:27,514 --> 00:21:31,015
I'm sorry that you think
I'm confused or indecisive
378
00:21:31,049 --> 00:21:33,524
because I have a wide range
of what I can get off to.
379
00:21:35,556 --> 00:21:38,924
Now that... getting off...
I'll drink to that.
380
00:21:40,144 --> 00:21:43,025
And I'll drink to the little
break-through we had this morning
381
00:21:44,624 --> 00:21:45,884
Let's just say...
382
00:21:48,404 --> 00:21:50,017
Baby girl thawed.
383
00:21:50,494 --> 00:21:52,634
She just had to relax into it for once.
384
00:21:54,299 --> 00:21:55,627
Damn.
385
00:22:00,189 --> 00:22:01,244
Hey.
386
00:22:02,845 --> 00:22:03,994
What?
387
00:22:04,864 --> 00:22:06,734
- Oh, no.
- What's going on?
388
00:22:07,095 --> 00:22:08,254
Emma!
389
00:22:10,084 --> 00:22:12,384
Hey. Where are you going?
390
00:22:12,524 --> 00:22:14,211
You're making a scene
at my cousin's wedding.
391
00:22:14,244 --> 00:22:15,494
Me?
392
00:22:15,528 --> 00:22:17,801
Do you understand how much
you just embarrassed me?
393
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,654
You sat there and let
your friends roast me,
394
00:22:19,689 --> 00:22:22,264
and then you happily took
your turn to roast me yourself.
395
00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:23,744
It was discourse.
396
00:22:23,778 --> 00:22:27,197
Emma, it's how people of substance
connect with one another.
397
00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:29,939
Fuck you and your
pseudo-intellectual condescension.
398
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,158
You loved watching your pack
tear me apart.
399
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:35,966
Emma, I understand that
maybe for someone like you,
400
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,764
that conversation may
have been uncomfortable.
401
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,506
But...
402
00:22:42,606 --> 00:22:44,346
We're kidding ourselves, Cruz.
403
00:22:46,982 --> 00:22:48,332
Kidding ourselves.
404
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:49,864
Don't do it.
405
00:22:52,564 --> 00:22:54,564
Yep, there she goes.
Walls up, walks away.
406
00:22:59,394 --> 00:23:02,546
Emma, you are the classic
cautionary tale
407
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:05,054
of why moms need to hug their children.
408
00:23:12,714 --> 00:23:14,404
If you go, I'm not following.
409
00:23:15,886 --> 00:23:16,886
I mean it.
410
00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:27,294
Fucking kidding me? Fuck!
411
00:23:28,823 --> 00:23:31,124
- That's how they get you.
- Jesus!
412
00:23:31,254 --> 00:23:35,344
Sorry, just out here
lurking responsibly.
413
00:23:36,994 --> 00:23:38,784
I can call you a Lyft.
414
00:23:38,914 --> 00:23:40,518
Thank you. I feel like walking.
415
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,010
Hmm.
416
00:23:42,474 --> 00:23:44,134
You know, I don't usually meddle.
417
00:23:44,471 --> 00:23:46,862
I'm of the whole
"live and let live" ilk.
418
00:23:47,264 --> 00:23:50,588
But it's late, you've been drinking,
419
00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:53,054
you just got put through
the queer paces in there.
420
00:23:53,184 --> 00:23:55,184
I mean, maybe you shouldn't
walk home alone.
421
00:23:55,877 --> 00:23:57,194
I have a safety app.
422
00:23:57,324 --> 00:23:58,754
Your phone is dead.
423
00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:01,894
I mean, if you walk,
I'm gonna have to follow you,
424
00:24:01,927 --> 00:24:03,727
and I don't think either
one of us wants that.
425
00:24:03,784 --> 00:24:05,730
I mean, think about it. What's the trek?
426
00:24:05,764 --> 00:24:08,074
Like, 10, 20 minutes?
427
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,855
20 minutes of small talk
with some asshole you just met
428
00:24:10,888 --> 00:24:12,073
at a gay wedding?
429
00:24:13,127 --> 00:24:15,940
I don't know, that doesn't
sound ideal for either of us.
430
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:17,918
But a Lyft...
431
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:21,694
Thank you.
432
00:24:32,264 --> 00:24:35,971
Ariel will arrive in two minutes.
433
00:24:36,674 --> 00:24:38,518
I'll Venmo you if you just give me...
434
00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:40,740
Oh... Whatever.
435
00:24:44,811 --> 00:24:45,811
Thank you.
436
00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:53,370
God, I detest weddings.
437
00:24:54,854 --> 00:24:56,414
I know. Weddings are the fucking worst.
438
00:24:59,042 --> 00:25:00,864
Not this one.
439
00:25:00,994 --> 00:25:03,734
Those two went through some real
shit to walk down that aisle.
440
00:25:06,864 --> 00:25:09,174
By the way, that was
some bullshit in there.
441
00:25:10,112 --> 00:25:11,394
Well.
442
00:25:11,524 --> 00:25:13,102
It was an ambush,
and I don't really appreciate
443
00:25:13,135 --> 00:25:14,875
us acting like our own queer police.
444
00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:18,250
Just wanted to say that.
445
00:25:31,479 --> 00:25:32,799
God, what is this?
446
00:25:33,206 --> 00:25:34,854
Would be better
with a sprig of rosemary.
447
00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:37,854
Or just a dash of bitters.
448
00:25:38,206 --> 00:25:39,924
Definitely needs bitters.
449
00:25:40,995 --> 00:25:42,684
I helped come up with the bar menu.
450
00:25:42,995 --> 00:25:44,393
We had a really low budget.
451
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:47,694
But a little bit of bitters
actually goes a long way.
452
00:25:49,643 --> 00:25:50,716
You're a mixologist.
453
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,970
Oh. Bartender.
454
00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:55,653
Mixologist sounds like I sling daiquiris
455
00:25:55,686 --> 00:25:57,987
at a glorified lounge
at the Denver Airport.
456
00:25:58,784 --> 00:26:00,893
- Noted.
- It's just a day job.
457
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:05,404
That sounds so trite.
458
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:07,885
Everyone in this city's
got a fucking day job.
459
00:26:08,494 --> 00:26:09,934
I was trying to be something else.
460
00:26:12,609 --> 00:26:14,299
You're the new owner of La Chinita.
461
00:26:15,634 --> 00:26:16,917
I like that place.
462
00:26:17,504 --> 00:26:18,854
It's called Vida now.
463
00:26:18,984 --> 00:26:22,831
But without the S. Just Vida.
464
00:26:23,514 --> 00:26:25,979
I had a couple really good
nights at that spot.
465
00:26:26,604 --> 00:26:27,994
Like, five years ago.
466
00:26:28,124 --> 00:26:29,994
Right, it's the only place
467
00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:32,432
in this neighborhood for girls like us.
468
00:26:33,474 --> 00:26:35,954
But girls like us
don't keep that place open.
469
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:38,776
I don't disagree.
470
00:26:39,174 --> 00:26:42,094
I mean, dyke bars aren't really
a viable investment.
471
00:26:42,224 --> 00:26:45,354
We just get all U-Haul domestic
and stop going out.
472
00:26:45,484 --> 00:26:47,073
I'm generalizing.
473
00:26:48,135 --> 00:26:52,014
But I have a feeling
474
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,714
you're gonna make it work, though.
475
00:27:00,643 --> 00:27:01,846
Oh.
476
00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:04,944
Ariel is arriving.
477
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:26,368
Come by the bar.
478
00:27:27,424 --> 00:27:29,504
I'll get you back for the Lyft
with a few drinks.
479
00:27:36,324 --> 00:27:38,064
Buenas noches, Lynda.
480
00:27:39,518 --> 00:27:40,815
Buenas noches.
481
00:27:41,544 --> 00:27:43,634
You're still a little bit mad at me, eh?
482
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:46,159
It's okay. I deserve it.
483
00:27:47,924 --> 00:27:50,074
No, yes.
484
00:27:50,204 --> 00:27:53,276
I deserve it, porque no le
expliqué bien lo que iba a pasar.
485
00:27:54,354 --> 00:27:55,704
Ay, tú te callas.
486
00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,384
I should have explained better
487
00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:00,994
what would happen con la limpia.
488
00:28:02,659 --> 00:28:04,044
Nada más quiero que sepas
489
00:28:04,078 --> 00:28:05,818
that I did it for your own good.
490
00:28:05,987 --> 00:28:08,667
And at some point you're going to
feel ready to talk to me again.
491
00:28:08,885 --> 00:28:10,664
No, I won't.
492
00:28:10,794 --> 00:28:11,901
At least not for that.
493
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,456
But you will.
494
00:28:13,898 --> 00:28:16,558
And I want you to know
that I will be here...
495
00:28:17,167 --> 00:28:18,794
para lo que se te ofrezca.
496
00:28:20,674 --> 00:28:24,284
Y también, I'm hearing that
you're feeling bad right now.
497
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,854
You're hearing? From who?
498
00:28:32,197 --> 00:28:33,213
Oh.
499
00:28:33,955 --> 00:28:34,979
No.
500
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,620
I don't believe in all that anymore.
501
00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:38,270
Yes, you do.
502
00:28:39,734 --> 00:28:42,694
And she's telling me you don't
know if you're on the right path.
503
00:28:42,824 --> 00:28:45,124
She? Who's telling you?
504
00:28:45,588 --> 00:28:46,965
You know who.
505
00:28:47,824 --> 00:28:48,954
Don't play with that.
506
00:28:49,252 --> 00:28:50,394
That's so mean.
507
00:28:50,524 --> 00:28:53,088
Mi'ja, I'm not trying to be mean.
508
00:28:53,803 --> 00:28:56,763
You just have to know that your
mamita says that you're going
509
00:28:56,797 --> 00:28:57,850
to be just fine.
510
00:28:57,884 --> 00:28:59,104
Stop it.
511
00:29:01,338 --> 00:29:04,624
Don't you think I wish
I could talk to her?
512
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:07,364
Really, one last time?
513
00:30:06,294 --> 00:30:08,124
Hi, Mami.
514
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,374
We called it Vida.
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