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Mr King?
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- Mr King, we're waiting for you.
- RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
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- Mr King? Mr King?
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Touche or not touche, that is the question.
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Take that, you vegan wannabe!
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Take that, you Neil Diamond lover.
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Hey! Don't knock Jewish Elvis.
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Just had my last radiation treatment, bitches!
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My tit cancer's been cured, or I'll turn into the Hulk,
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but either way, it's a win.
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- That's amazing news!
- Ah! Careful!
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The girls are still tender!
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Sorry. Sorry. We're going to celebrate hardcore, right?
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No. My follow-up mammogram's not for another six months,
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so I won't know if I've got the all clear until then.
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PHONE BUZZES
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Oh. Shit.
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It's OK, I know why I'm here.
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Just fire me already, and get it over with.
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Bear?
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Your new band name. Bear Maximum was giving me cock rot.
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- I don't follow.
- Explain it to him, Spock.
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I think Marsh is trying to rebrand you as a performer,
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not just a composer/producer.
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I know I said I couldn't package you, but I had a bit of a rethink.
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I'll sign you as is - old-school songwriter.
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We'll wheel you out as a kind of Joe Cocker meets Elbow.
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That's right in the pocket!
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Ever heard of Ezra + Riley? Duo on my label?
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Total tossers, but they're getting quite big.
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First headliners coming up, six-month European tour.
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My opener's pulled.
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Rehab. I've got your backing band all lined up.
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All expenses paid. Tour leaves in a week.
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- What about my nephew?
- I assume you'll want to bring him.
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He's your Ray Manzarek. Everybody loves a bit of keyboards.
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So you're asking me to be the opening act on a six-month
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European tour with my nephew, all expenses paid?
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This is your shot. Don't blow it.
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'I'm not stressing. I think it's great.'
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I just don't know how I'm going to persuade them
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to let me go, especially with GCSEs coming up.
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Is that you that changed it from Dusky Butternut to Dusky Butt?
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I learnt from the best.
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Unacceptable.
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Sorry, I'll change the label.
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No, that...punter perusing with his dumb, handsome face.
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We don't need that sort in here.
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Look at him, with his chiselled features.
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Who does he think he is, David Ginola?
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Michelangelo called. He wants his sculpture back.
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Probably one of them blokes who says that they love nipple clamps
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but when push comes to shove, he's like,
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"Ooh, no, I don't want to hurt you, Roopesh."
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# Please, please, please let Roly go
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# On tour with me and do a show
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# We'll make a handsome sum, for sure
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# If me and Roly go on tour
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# By day I'll make him learn and read
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# By night we'll make some earholes bleed
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# Paris, Stockholm, Lisbon, Rome
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# He'll keep in touch, I'll make him phone
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# Now it's time to sort this mess
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# So won't you kindly...
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# Please...
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# Say...
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# Yes? #
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I can't believe they said no!
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Do they know how long it took me to make those cards?
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I'm still high off Sharpie fumes.
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I'll just phone Marsh in the morning and tell him it's off.
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You're giving up the biggest break of your life for me?
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I can't believe it, either. But who are we kidding? I'm better off
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with you, and if I go it alone, I'll only end up making a tit of myself.
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- But you love tits.
- I know.
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I guess this is what growing up feels like.
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SNORING
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ANDY GASPS
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How long have you been sitting there?
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Not long. Just 20 minutes.
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- Listen, I've been thinking...
- 20 minutes?!
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- Go without me.
- Am I dreaming?
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You've been given a chance you've always wanted,
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and now you're terrified to balls it up.
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What if all those hundreds of people who thought you didn't have
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what it takes were right? What if you ARE just a talentless hack?
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Instead of putting it all on the line, you're going to retreat,
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because if you don't ever try,
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then at least you know that you won't ever fail.
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Don't use me as an excuse. I'll be right here when the tour's over.
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And who knows, I might even have a girlfriend.
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Now I KNOW I'm dreaming.
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It's not a dream, dummy!
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- So, are you going or not?
- Yes. I'll go.
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Good.
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Souvenir, by Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
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So I figured it's going to take off, right?
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- Yeah.
- That's going to...
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Hi. The name's Andy, Andy King,
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but my friends call me Big Dick Legend With A Heart Of Gold.
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Rich. Guitar.
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Gareth. Drums.
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- So, when's the headline act getting here?
- Oh, just over there.
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Maybe one day we'll get a ride that doesn't smell like zombie come.
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The thing about zombie come is that
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it tastes a lot better than it smells.
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Yeah, all right, mate.
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Berlin, here we come!
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Not without me!
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Oh, what in the name of holy fuck are you doing here?
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Come to give me a goodbye kiss?
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No, dick features, I'm your bassist.
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I don't think so. Marsh has taste. Why would he hire you?
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Cos I done a few sessions for him, and he likes my work.
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I'm not happy about this, either, but money's money.
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Well, what do Gwen and Val think about this?
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That you're a prick. That you need me to keep an eye on you.
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But I'm warning you -
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this isn't going to end up with us being besties,
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sleeping on each other's shoulders,
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staying up all night watching Girls, whilst eating Nutella out of a pot.
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Savvy?
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I don't even like Nutella.
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HORN BLARES
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This is really weird.
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It's only been a day. I'm quite enjoying the lack of thumping music
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- coming from the basement.
- Garden flat.
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Plus, now Roly and I get to spend more time together.
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You guys should take a knitting class.
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- That is a great idea, Tiff.
- And we can go trainspotting.
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Well, I should probably get to school. Knowledge is power.
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Yeah, the power to make other people feel stupid.
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BRUCE LAUGHS
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Andy would've loved that one.
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Six of one, half a dozen of the other,
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but I didn't understand that meant "the same"...
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LAUGHTER
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PHONE CHIMES
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# No vital signs, no BPM
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# Our relationship flatlined right then
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# There was nothing left to do but pray
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# Like the last time you walked out
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DRUMS CRASH
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# No survivors
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DRUMS CRASH # No survivors
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# No... #
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I mean... I mean... Erm...
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Er, I think you're coming in a bit strong.
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Maybe you're coming in a bit weak.
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Am I rushing or dragging? ANDY CHUCKLES
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Oh, forget it. Let's go again.
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# No vital signs, no BPM
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# Our relationship flatlined right then
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# There was nothing left to do but pray
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# Like the last time you walked out
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# No survivors
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GUITAR OUT OF TUNE
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# No survivors... #
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- How do you think it sounds?
- Honestly?
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Like cats puking.
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Well, can you tell your new girlfriends to step in line?
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I can't take your side in front of them. They'll never respect me.
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- Says the guy wearing the beanie.
- Hey! Don't diss the beans.
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RINGING TONE
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- Miss me already?
- You wish.
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- Are you at school?
- Just getting out of chemistry.
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- Why do chemists love nitrates so much?
- Why?
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They're cheaper than day rates.
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Listen, when we're rehearsing a song and we disagree on something,
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- how do we resolve it?
- Is it Casper? Bloody bassists!
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I wish it was just Casper.
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OK, well, here's what you do. You've got to tell them,
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"Listen here, you wastes of carbon.
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"I haven't spent two decades crawling out of music's..."
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..shitter to let you fanny-come-latelys
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tell me how to play my music!
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So if you've got a problem with that, why don't you fuck off
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back to the prick holes that you dribbled out of?
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And don't let the door hit you where Phil Collins shit you!
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# No vital signs, no BPM
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# Our relationship flatlined back then
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# There was nothing left to do but pray
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# Like the last time you walked out
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# No survivors
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# No survivors... #
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Waterfall, by The Stone Roses
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Goodnight, Prague!
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You've been great, Oslo!
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Goodnight, Stockholm!
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# Now you're at the wheel Tell me how... #
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Thank you, Amsterdam!
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Goodnight, Brussels!
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# ..so good to have equalised
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# To lift up the lids of your eyes... #
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We did two encores last night. For the second one,
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we did a cover of Little Red Corvette at half tempo,
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James-Blaked the shit out of it.
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I even caught Casper enjoying himself.
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- Oh, sounds amazing! Remind me again, which one's Casper?
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Bassist. Gwen's boyfriend. Sworn enemy.
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When we're not making sweet music together, that is.
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Ahh! Are you in your hotel now?
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Yeah. Pretty swank.
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Scotland has the worst hotel porn, though.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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PHONE BEEPS
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Shit. Sorry, Melodie, I should get this.
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- Talk soon?
- Always.
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Hey, Roly!
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Are you freezing your balls off yet?
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The one upside of Edinburgh is that the entire place reeks of hops.
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It's like I'm still drinking.
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It sucks that we're in the same country but we can't see each other.
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Same kingdom. Different country.
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All right, Cromwell. KNOCK AT DOOR
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How did you...?
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We have this amazing new invention called the rail service.
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I've told Mum I'm staying at a friend's house.
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She won't suspect a thing. My train back's at 7.30 tomorrow morning.
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Sadly, it's too late to visit the Scottish Parliament,
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so we'll just have to make our own fun.
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# You don't know if I'm a berk And you don't care if I go to work
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# What am I supposed to do?
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# That's one
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# You're telling me
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# I'm still a baby. #
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Mum is dragging me to ballroom classes. Bruce has bought a drone
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for us to fly, and Tiff has made me watch all of the Divergent films.
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You can say it.
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OK, I did enjoy the first Divergent, but the others just felt incoherent.
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- Hunger Games was much better.
- No, you miss me.
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Have you noticed how every room service menu has a club sandwich?
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Guess it's not a very exclusive club, then.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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We're going to the bar. You coming?
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Whoa. Hey, man, what happens in Edinburgh stays in Edinburgh, but...
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Shut up, donkey. That's his nephew.
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- THEY CHEER
- There he is!
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Errol said that you two have been playing music together
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since he was 12. You playing nursery rhymes or something?
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THEY LAUGH
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I'll have you know that working with my nephew's been
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a very important step in my evolution as a songwriter.
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I'm basically the John Lennon to his Paul McCartney.
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More like the Linda McCartney to my Paul.
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They were the Wings of nursery rhymes.
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No, it's cool you guys are so close, man.
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I mean, I only see my uncle at Christmas,
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which is often enough, cos he's a twat.
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Both my parents are only children, so I don't have an aunt or an uncle.
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That explains so much.
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The family you choose mean more than the family you're born with.
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- Thanks, Ghostie!
- Not you, idiots. Val and Gwen.
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We're getting married when the tour's over.
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I'm sure you and Val will be very happy together.
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THEY LAUGH
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It's funny, I'm really happy for you both.
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If we ever have a boy,
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we definitely won't call him Andy.
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DOOR SLAMS Ho, ho, ho!
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Andy King is ho-ho-home for the ho-ho-holidays!
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Hey! The prodigal brother's returned.
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Ow! You smell like Pringles and petrol.
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Welcome home, dude.
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Look, Bruce is teaching me how to shave.
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I could've taught you how to shave.
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What does Bruce know about shaving? He's got a beard.
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- So do you, Andy.
- Oh, yeah.
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Now, wash that custard pie off your face and put your shoes on.
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We're going out to buy me a new car.
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But me and Bruce were just about to go droning.
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I'll get my shoes.
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Don't you think this looks a little bit upmarket for you?
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Only if you've got a down-market 'tude.
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Oh, shit, it's Alfie. We need to go somewhere else.
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No way. This is like that scene in Pretty Woman
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when Julia Roberts goes into that shop and makes all the staff
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feel like shit because they made her feel like shit
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when they thought that she was just a poor prozzie.
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Yeah, but she was just a poor prozzie.
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And the proper term is "sex worker".
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Well, well! What are you two queefs doing here?
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Get lost on the way to your bikini wax?
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Speedo wax, actually. And no.
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Nice hat, Alfie. Does a good job of hiding those horns.
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Dad!
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Well, well.
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If it isn't Baloo and Mowgli.
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You need to update your refs, Tom.
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You of all people, Baloo, should know they've just made
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a live-action Jungle Book, so who's the muppet now?
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You've got a lot of nerve showing up here, after what you did.
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- Don't know what you're talking about.
- Yeah?
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- Who etched a cock on my Benters?
- Haven't the foggiest.
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And you should know, Tom, a lot's changed since last we met.
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My band is currently on a European tour.
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The Edinburgh show was rated three stars in the Scotsman,
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which is the equivalent of six English stars.
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Yeah? What's your band's name?
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- It's Bear.
- What's that? I can't hear you.
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Bear! We're called Bear!
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That's a perfect band name, Baloo.
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I forgot how funny you were!
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He's not here to make jokes, he's here to buy a car.
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You can't afford any of these!
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Not a problem. We could cut a deal. My services for a discount.
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What would you have to offer, Baloo?
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I wrote a jingle for Carpet Brothers,
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and their sales went up by 30%.
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Actually, forget it.
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I can see we're not dealing with serious businessmen.
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Errol, come.
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Wait.
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# Leyton Luxury Cars, Leyton Luxury Cars,
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# Leyton Luxury Cars, Leyton Luxury Cars
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# Oh, Leyton car dealership is here to stay
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# If you don't like it, get out the way
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# Whether you're from Leyton or you're from Mars
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# Leyton is the best at dealing cars
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# The interiors are leather and sometimes vinyl
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# Smells like a car, not a urinal
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# Come to fucking Leyton car dealership
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# It'll make you cool, it'll make you hip
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# Everybody's gonna think you have a massive dick
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# It's Leyton Luxury Dealership
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# W-W-Word! # ERROL BEATBOXES
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Not bad, Baloo. You've earned your discount.
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On one condition.
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I can live with that.
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Hi, this is Errol, future Prime Minister.
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- Leave a message after the beep.
- BEEP
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Hey, it's your cool Uncle Andy here.
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Er, I'm in Stuttgart, but my flight's been cancelled.
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Bloody climate change!
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So I guess I'll have to see you next month. Sorry about that, mate.
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Oh, PS - you're a nerd. CALL ENDS
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Well, Uncle Andy's not coming back this weekend.
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What am I going to do?
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Spend time with friends your own age?
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I haven't got any friends my own age.
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PHONE BUZZES
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Who's that?
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That's Ian from school. He keeps wanting to hang out.
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He's a nice chap, but he's into symphonic metal.
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Hey!
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Oh, wow, that looks really good.
347
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Yeah. It's what happens when you finally ask
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your professional-artist brother for help.
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Ooh, speaking of collabs, I spoke with the oncologist today, and, erm,
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she says if - sorry, no, when - I get the all clear,
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she recommends that we wait for two more years
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before trying for a baby again, in case of a relapse.
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Well, I've been waiting 13 years for the new Postal Service album,
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so two years is a cinch.
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DOOR SLAMS
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The road warrior's here!
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Witness me!
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MUSIC FROM DOWNSTAIRS
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Guess who, motherfucker?
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LOUD ROCK MUSIC
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MUSIC STOPS
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- Oh. Hey, Andy.
- Oh?
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Who are these people, and what are they doing in my flat?
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We're Ophelia Nightshade. I'm Ian.
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Sorry. It just seemed like a nice place to jam.
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"Jam"? Are you a band?!
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Roly! Is that a bass?
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The bass was just a one-time thing. I was just experimenting.
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This isn't a band, it's just a school project.
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They're not even my mates, they're just co-workers.
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- Trust me, no fun was being had.
- I saw the bowl of Starmix.
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It was just oranges and yellows.
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What...? What are those magazines?
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- Someone's written an article about me.
- Oh, wow! Can I see?
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Maybe when you've finished with your co-workers.
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If you want some company, there's always Tiff.
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You'd be doing me a big favour.
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She keeps on flirting with Ian and showing him her jujitsu moves.
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I don't need company! I've just performed a sell-out concert
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in front of 3,000 adoring fans. And seriously, "Ophelia Nightshade"?
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Have you gone all symphonic metal on me?
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You paid them to write this, right?
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No. Why would you think that?
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It says that you're handsome and charismatic. If I gave a shit,
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- I'd be really proud of you.
- Thank you.
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Listen, Andy, can I, er...
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ask your advice about something?
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You want my advice?
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- Yeah.
- It's a new low.
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I just feel weird talking to Gwen about this.
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I knew it. You hate Casper. We've all been there.
392
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No, you knob! I'm seeing someone. Patrick. He's...
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lovely, and it's getting serious, but he has teenage kids
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and an ex-wife, and they're really straight.
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You know? Square?
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And I don't know what they're going to make of me,
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or Gwen or this place...
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I refuse to change who I am. And I just... I just don't want
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to scare them off before they get to know me, you know?
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- What?
- Oh, my God!
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You are so insecure.
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Andy, don't make me kill you just when things were looking up.
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Listen, Val...
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you are one of the coolest,
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most genuine, beautiful human beings I have ever met.
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You stick up for your friends and your family.
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And if you're special to this guy,
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then his family should know about it.
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And if they can't see it, and he won't show them,
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then he doesn't deserve you.
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If he doesn't want what you're cooking,
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then I'll come over for dinner.
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- SNIFFLES
- Are you hitting on me?
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Accidentally, maybe.
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# How's it feel when it's on the wall?
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# When you're out, you're out cold
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# So long
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# Shed your skin again, my child. #
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Happy 16th, Roly!
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You're now old enough to register as a blood donor.
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- Or join the army.
- Or get married.
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- Over my dead body.
- Or ride a moped, like a true mod.
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- Over your dead body.
- Hey!
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You're leaving the biggest one out.
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Sex!
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You are officially old enough to change your name by deed poll!
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This "Errol" joke has been going on long enough.
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Hi, Uncle Andy.
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Wow. When Sam heard I could finally afford to move out,
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she wasted no time in packing all my stuff up.
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Cool. Thanks.
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It's a lady's small. It should fit perfectly.
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Now that's out the way, what do you want to do?
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We could go and try and sneak you into an 18-certificate film,
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or we could have a jam session. Starmix on me.
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I'd love to, but my friends are waiting.
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I'll see you at the gig tonight.
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Ophelia Nightshade are friends now, are they?
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I don't think I should feel guilty for jamming with other people.
440
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And if you think Ophelia Nightshade's dumb,
441
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then what about the Bear Maximum?
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- That is a riff on a joke that YOU made.
- When I was 12.
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Well, if you're so mature, then how come you've stopped answering
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- my calls?
- Well, because I knew you'd make me feel bad
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- for having fun without you.
- Yeah, well, I've been having fun
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without you. I've been having the time of my life.
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Why would I want to hang around with a stupid kid from Croydon?
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Because this stupid kid is the only real friend you've got.
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Real friends hang out with each other on their birthdays,
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- not with a bunch of talentless brats.
- I only said
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- they were talentless to protect your fragile ego.
- MY fragile ego?!
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The only reason I started hanging out with you in the first place
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was because you're my sister's weirdo kid and I felt sorry for you.
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Well, don't let me cramp your style. And me playing bass -
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that wasn't a one-time thing. I'm a bassist now!
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Well, you know what a bassist and a Hoover have in common?
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They both suck when you plug them in!
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Fuck you, Andy!
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One minute you're writing hits for NTL,
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and now you're opening for Ezra + Riley.
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Does it all feel kind of surreal to you?
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Yeah. I mean, it's been a long road.
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And this band is kind of an evolution of your duo,
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the Bear Maximum, right? That was with your nephew?
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Can you talk about how that influenced your sound?
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PHONE RINGS Yeah.
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I mean, he wasn't available to do the tour.
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Erm... Oh, I've got to get this.
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Hey. What's up?
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We're heading over to the venue, but I can't find Roly,
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and he's not picking up. Have you heard from him?
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# Isn't it a pity?
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# Now isn't it a shame?
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# How we break each other's hearts? #
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All right, you fanny flannels. After six months together,
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I can say each of you now feels like a brother -
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a brother in the sense that I'm tired of smelling your farts
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and cleaning up your vom.
479
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I'm ashamed to say I know your wank schedules better than my own.
480
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Now, let's get out there and give them the show of our lives tonight.
481
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I've got some ex-girlfriends in the crowd,
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and I'd like to make them feel bad for letting me get away.
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Andy? You want to add anything?
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Erm...
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Don't fuck it up.
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- Don't fuck it up!
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Come on, boys, come on.
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CHEERING
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Smother, by Daughter
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Mr King?
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Mr King, we're waiting for you.
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# In the darkness I will meet my creators... #
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RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
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CHEERING
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# We're always told it's all about the taking part
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# Yeah, whoopy-doo and, well done, you
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# You take that sentiment to heart
498
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,560
# You lag behind
499
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,400
# You've constantly been overlapped
500
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,800
# I raise my hat, I'm impressed that
501
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,280
# You've really ran with being crap
502
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,200
# Here we go again, here we go again
503
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,920
# You're perfect again
504
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,600
# Coming last again
505
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,960
# You can't know again You're on show again... #
506
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:40,080
So, you got all that rock-star stuff out of your system?
507
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,280
No? Good! Cos I want Bear to do me an album.
508
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,440
Don't thank me.
509
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,560
Fuck me.
510
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,360
In the ears. With your music.
511
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,680
- I'll give it a go.
- Super.
512
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,000
Ezra, you skinny twat.
513
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,280
Andy, you ready to finish that interview?
514
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,600
Yeah, er...
515
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,280
Maybe later.
516
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,360
Hi.
517
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,560
That was a great show.
518
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,200
Yeah. Thanks.
519
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,920
EXHALES
520
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,120
You want to get out of here?
521
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,600
You punch like a diabetic kitten.
522
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,920
You punch like Danny DeVito in a zero-gravity plane.
523
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,840
You punch like an inflatable balloon man at a boat show.
524
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,360
You punch like a bassist.
525
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,640
Oh. Sorry.
526
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,280
That was a low blow.
527
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,880
You're my best friend.
528
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,960
Shut up!
529
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,000
You're my best friend, and that will never change,
530
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,360
but I've got some friends my own age now.
531
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,440
And I might need to start hanging out with them more.
532
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,680
For sociological reasons.
533
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,880
You know, how can I pretend to be a normal teenage boy
534
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,080
if I don't study their ways?
535
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,440
And sure, I might play in a few bands, but
536
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,480
you'll always be my number one.
537
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,960
Yeah. Well, you'll always be my number two.
538
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,800
And you're my best friend.
539
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,120
I love you, Errol Andrew Meyer.
540
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,200
I love you, too...
541
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,360
Andrew...
542
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,720
An-Andrew, er...
543
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,560
Oh, my God!
544
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,320
You don't know my middle name!
545
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,920
'Course I do! It... Er, it...
546
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,920
- It's, er...Andy?
- You think my name is Andrew Andy King?!
547
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,280
AA King? It sounds... It sounds fancy, like, er....
548
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,960
- AA Milne.
- Yeah.
549
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:52,320
The only problem is that my full name is Andrew Guthrie King.
550
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,160
PHONE CHIMES
551
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,520
Shit. It's Ian and the lads.
552
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,480
They've come to pick up me and Tiff for a party.
553
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,200
And they're totally spaced. I'll... I'll cancel.
554
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,760
No, no, you should go.
555
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,440
You know, I've got to finish packing up this place, anyway.
556
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,640
- Are you sure?
- Go on. Get out of here.
557
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,960
See you later...
558
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,520
..Baloo.
559
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,840
See you later, Mowgli.
560
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:22,080
Smother, by Daughter
561
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,640
Silly old bear.
562
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,040
TOILET FLUSHES
563
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,000
SNIFFLES
564
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,280
Hey! Don't cry.
565
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,600
It was only a wee.
566
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,400
- LAUGHS TEARFULLY
- Sorry. It's just...
567
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,360
...Roly's growing up.
568
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,440
You're moving out. It's like everything's changing.
569
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,960
Yeah, it's funny.
570
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,840
This feels like the first time in my life that I'm actually all right
571
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:18,000
with being on my own, like I don't need someone else to complete me.
572
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,800
But, if it's making you this sad,
573
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,080
- I'll stay.
- No.
574
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,720
I'm very proud you've finally put a deposit on a flat,
575
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,440
like a real grown-up. It's amazing.
576
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,920
And it's a moot point, anyway, because, erm,
577
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,440
Roly's moving down here to make some more space.
578
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,800
"Space"?
579
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,200
- For what?
- The new nursery.
580
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,880
Bruce and I hadn't planned it,
581
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,680
but we've decided, as long as I stay in remission,
582
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,960
then we are moving forward.
583
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,440
Am I a stupid cow?
584
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,120
Andy?
585
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,240
Andy! Can you please say something?
586
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,880
You mean...
587
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,000
...I'm going to be an uncle?
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