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As in Chuck Norris cute? 9 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:36,600 The best thing about you is that you know how to keep things casual. 10 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,200 It's so refreshing to find a guy 11 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,680 who knows he's not built for relationships. 12 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,400 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 13 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,040 Hello? 14 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,080 What?! 15 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,120 DOOR OPENS 16 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,000 Well? What have you got to say for yourself? 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,280 - Sorry? - Yeah, you should be. I mean, cheating in a test is one thing, 18 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,600 but getting caught, that is just embarrassing. 19 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,120 Well, I didn't actually cheat. I was pretending. 20 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,920 Pathetically intriguing - I'll bite. 21 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,120 I figured if I got caught cheating, people might think I'm cool. 22 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,800 - People? - Well, a person. Willow. 23 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,640 - She's in a dance crew! - Not a chance, mate. You're too uptight. 24 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,640 Uptight? I've opened a chess match using the King's gambit. 25 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:26,760 Touch the floor. 26 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,760 Full palm. 27 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,560 Now, touch your face. 28 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,520 See. It's no problem. I have to go. 29 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,600 Melodie? 30 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,600 - I thought I heard music. - Andy, hi. How've you been? 31 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,160 Been good, yeah. I've been on the, er...5:2 diet. 32 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,400 I'm surprised you recognised me. You should try it. 33 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,480 Not that you need to... You, you look fine. 34 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,600 - How've you been? - Yeah, I'm good. Fat, but good. 35 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,440 Yeah. You know about the last time... 36 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,880 Oh, God, no! Forget about it. It's all in the past. 37 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,040 I'm sorry I blew my rape whistle at you. 38 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,560 It was so stupid. I don't have it any more so... 39 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,280 - Oh, really? - Yeah, now I just carry a rape knife. 40 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,440 So...friends? 41 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,280 Yeah... No, I, I don't know. I mean, how many female friends 42 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,680 do you actually have, Andy? 43 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,960 Um... DOOR OPENS 44 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,680 - There you are! - Oh, Ryan! 45 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:27,400 This is Andy. Andy, this is Ryan, my...colleague. 46 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,920 - Andy is Errol's uncle. - Errol's a great kid. Like a little Stephen Hawking. 47 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,560 It is his voice. 48 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:37,080 - I like your T-shirt. I'm a massive Costello fan. - Favourite album? 49 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,280 - This Year's Model. - Favourite collaboration? - Painted From Memory with... 50 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,720 ..Burt Bacharach in '98. 51 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,120 - Maybe I should leave you two alone together? - DOOR OPENS 52 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,880 Oh, hey, Errol. What's up, dude? 53 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,800 Oh, hello Mr Sardson. Just washed my hands. 54 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,840 Brilliant. Um, well, it was great meeting you, Andy. 55 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,320 So how long has Ms Thomas been dating that Ryan clown? 56 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,880 A while. He and Ms Thomas seem good together. 57 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,240 What's that supposed to mean? 58 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,640 Mr Sardson's a good guy. He's a great history teacher. 59 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,640 He just seems like good boyfriend material. 60 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,560 - I'm good boyfriend material. - You think 'To Let' signs are hilarious 61 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,400 because they almost spell 'Toilet'. 62 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,880 - Well, they do, don't they! - What's the longest relationship you've ever had? 63 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,600 More of a quality-over-quantity kind of guy. 64 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,480 What quality is that then? Commitment-a-phobia? 65 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,160 OK, so coolness is all about the three S's. 66 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,840 Sight, sound and you've got swagger, right? Let's start with sight. 67 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,200 You need to have a cool face. 68 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,200 Like you're sucking on a lemon but you find it slightly amusing. 69 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,800 I mean, you look like you're having a stroke. 70 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,480 Fine, we'll move on to sound. 71 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:42,680 A cool voice can pretty much make anything sound amazing. Observe. 72 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,480 I've just had my boiler fixed. 73 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:49,560 - Did you see that episode of Countdown last night? 74 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,280 OK, last up is swagger. 75 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,840 Got to walk like you've got a tiny little limp from an old 76 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,680 shrapnel injury but you don't care. 77 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:56,720 Go on. 78 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,680 I said shrapnel, not cannon ball. 79 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,840 All right, fine if you can't master the three S's, 80 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,400 - you've got one more option. - Buy my way to the top? 81 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,320 Be dangerous. 82 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,440 - Stick those in your pocket. - You want me to steal? 83 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:13,680 No. Stealing is wrong. I want you to shoplift. Shoplifting is badass. 84 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,880 Put them in your pocket. 85 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,840 Hello? Are you going to pay for that? 86 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:22,880 LEG IT! 87 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,920 Em... Keep the change. 88 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,280 What do you think's cooler? @FeralErrol or @HolyRoly? 89 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,280 How about @Errol69? 90 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,280 I wasn't born in 1969. 91 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,480 Why do you suddenly care about social networking? 92 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,920 Cos then Willow might notice me. 93 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,560 I mean, at the moment she only talks to me when I do her homework. 94 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,400 Whoa. Whoa. Back up. Cool people don't do other people's homework. 95 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,760 - Yeah, but she pays me. And I'm saving up for a microscope. - You know what you need? 96 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:51,200 - An account that gets the whole school talking. People love controversy. - You mean like who's been putting 97 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:55,000 - recyclable bottles in the ordinary rubbish bin? I think it's Spencer Bennett. - No. I mean 98 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,800 who's dating who. Student fights, faculty romances. The juice. 99 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,160 You mean gossip? I can't do that. I'll get in trouble. 100 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,800 That's why you're going to have a pseudonym. 101 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,280 Welcome to... 102 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,120 ..TripleTrouble69. 103 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,720 How's being anonymous going to prove to Willow that I'm cool? 104 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,760 Cos you can't have the big reveal until you have the superhero identity. 105 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,480 Nobody gave a toss about Peter Parker before he was Spider-Man. 106 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,120 I can't do it. It's too risky. 107 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,480 DOOR SLAMS FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 108 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,960 - Hi, Mum. - Don't you "Hi, Mum" me. 109 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,040 What were you thinking - cheating on a test?! 110 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,160 - That is so unlike you. - You don't know me. Maybe I'm dangerous. 111 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,480 Maybe I'm Spider-Man. 112 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,400 Spider-Man doesn't throw bread out two days before the best by date. 113 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,320 Mould is nothing to be trifled with. 114 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,520 But how would other parents handle this situation? 115 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,400 - Send me to my room? - Go to your room now! And no TV! 116 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,000 But what about University Challenge?! It's the semifinals. 117 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,800 Fine, University Challenge. But that is it! 118 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,840 Do you think I've got commitment-a- phobia? 119 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:51,760 - No. You're just shit at relationships. - I'm the only one here that's in a relationship. - What? 120 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:55,000 With the cougar? I thought it was a fling. Has she held your hand in public yet? 121 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,760 - What's that got to do with it? - I give it a week. Now, listen to this. 122 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:02,160 Ben wants me to meet his girlfriend, Veronica, to "open the channels of communication for Roly's sake." 123 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,000 Why do I need to communicate with a complete stranger about my son? 124 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,560 She didn't squeeze him out of her vagina? She didn't breast feed him for three years. 125 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,000 What would you say to a client? 126 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,920 I would say, "Go into the situation with an open mind 127 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,960 "and leave your baggage with Ben at the door." 128 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,200 Sounds good. 129 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,160 Fuck that. I'm going to sit there quietly and judge the bitch. 130 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,920 Hang on, Errol was breast-fed till he was three? 131 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:27,120 You better finish that - you're going to need your strength. 132 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:31,160 What if we don't tonight? You know, we could just talk. 133 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:35,120 Seriously, eat it up. I need you out the house by 10.30. I have an early start. 134 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,440 Don't you get lonely, in that big house all by yourself? 135 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,320 I have plenty of friends to keep me company - in the short term. 136 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:46,680 Just curious, what qualities are you looking for in the long term? 137 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:50,440 Well, a good listener. Funny without trying too hard. 138 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,240 Great taste in music, but not afraid of the cheesy stuff. 139 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,960 Like, he could listen to Wet Wet Wet without being cynical. 140 00:06:55,960 --> 00:07:00,280 He's loyal, caring, well-read - and a good role model for kids. 141 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,440 And independently wealthy. 142 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,720 SHE CHUCKLES 143 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,240 - What are you doing? - Paying? 144 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,960 Don't be silly. It's not like this was a date. 145 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:30,000 Tiffany, do you think I'm cool? 146 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,640 Yes. 147 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,160 - Really? - No. 148 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,960 - Er... Hi, Willow. 149 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,320 What's up with your voice? 150 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,280 It's just a cold. How's it hanging? 151 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,320 All good, little man. Have you got the homework? 152 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,920 Sure do, yeah, er...a big man. 153 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,600 I added a few extra misspellings to account for your dyslexia. 154 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,440 - How do you know I'm dyslexic? - Your tweets. 155 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,960 Oh, you'll like this joke. 156 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,000 - What do dyslexic zombies eat? - What? 157 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,520 Brians! 158 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,560 Um... Yeah, anyway, um... 159 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:06,360 I just came to say that my homework services will be coming to an end, 160 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,000 unfortunately, but um...we can still hang on Twitter. 161 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,040 My handle's @TheFeralErrol. 162 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,600 Don't worry, I won't bite. 163 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,280 Tammy just tweeted that Mr Isles is so old he shits fossils! 164 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,000 Tammy is jokes! 165 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,440 Yeah, he's so old that his farts are made of background radiation. 166 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:28,080 So when he makes a big bang, it's actually from the Big Bang. 167 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,360 HE GIGGLES 168 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,920 Samantha? 169 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,880 Hi, I'm Veronica. It's so good to meet you. 170 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,680 Please, sit down. 171 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,640 Do you prefer if I call you Sam or Samantha? 172 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,120 Samantha's good. 173 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,400 I love your top. 174 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,200 Oh, thanks. Primarni sale. 175 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,080 I love them! They're SO cheap. 176 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,400 VERONICA CHUCKLES 177 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,800 Oh, God - I don't mean that YOU'RE cheap. 178 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,960 I mean, I get all my socks from the Pound Store 179 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,640 so I'm in no position to judge. 180 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:02,040 It's fine. I like my clothes like I like my men slightly damaged. 181 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,040 Ben said you were funny. And you're a therapist, right? 182 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,800 That must be so interesting. 183 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,800 Yeah, I love crazy people. That's why I married Ben! 184 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,680 Look, if my ex asked me to meet his girlfriend, 185 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,160 I don't think I'd be cool with it. 186 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,400 But I just wanted to tell you that I'm not here to 187 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:26,280 step on your authority or try and get Roly to call me Mum. 188 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,400 I mean, you've done such a great job with him, you don't need my help. 189 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,160 And we don't even have to be friends, if you don't want. 190 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,200 Also if you do, that's fine too. 191 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,680 But I just... 192 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:40,720 just wanted to say hi, really. So - hi. 193 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,320 How was that? I think I did better in the mirror. 194 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,760 Oh, thank God, you're normal. 195 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,240 Are you ladies ready to order? 196 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,680 What would you like, Samantha? It's on me. 197 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,520 Oh, please, call me Sam. 198 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,360 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 199 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,960 - Whatever it is, the answer's no. - 'What?' 200 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,000 - You're my baby brother, can't I call you for a casual chat? - 'Fine.' 201 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,480 - How did your coffee go with Ben's future ex? - 'Great.' 202 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:15,120 - I've invited them both to a party at mine tomorrow. - Why would you do that? 203 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,120 Because Ben asked me to meet her so I would fail. 204 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,040 But now, I'll be his worst 205 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,440 'nightmare. I am going to become Veronica's' 206 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,480 best friend. I win. So you'll be coming to my party tomorrow? 207 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,640 - I knew it! No way. - 'Oh, come on!' 208 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,880 I need as many people as possible or I won't look cool. 209 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,680 - 'You can bring your cougar...' - LINE BEEPS 210 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,840 Other call. I've got to go. 211 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,120 Hey, sexy. 212 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,480 Er... Uncle Andy? 213 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,240 Oh, God, hello. 214 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,360 'What do you want?' 215 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:41,280 I just tweeted, "Why are the cubes in men's urinals always blue? 216 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,640 "Hashtag sexist?" 217 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,480 'And that is funny. Not to mention' 218 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,160 a biting social commentary. But it got zero retweets! 219 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,360 'Even Murray Thomas gets' 220 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,200 a couple of favourites when he posts clips of his blind cat farting. 221 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,720 - Nobody likes you. What's your point? - I'm ready to be Spider-Man. 222 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,920 Do you think it's true? About Mr Sardson cheating on Ms Thomas? 223 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,560 Don't know. Who cares? 224 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:28,000 Everyone's talking about it. Who do you think TripleTrouble69 is? 225 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,240 I think it's Spencer Bennett. 226 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:34,040 Well, I don't know. I think maybe this chap might be even cooler than Spencer. 227 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,520 Or dumber. 228 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,320 Look, excuse me. 229 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,400 Hi, Willow. What do you think of that um...TripleTrouble guy? 230 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,640 Crazy stuff, right? 231 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,120 Yeah. Whoever wrote all that shiz is a ledge. 232 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,360 Yes, he's definitely a 'ledge'... 233 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,840 Hey, why do you sit with that Tiffany girl? 234 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,480 Ain't she a bit...weird? 235 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,640 Oh, here we go. 236 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,600 THEY CHANT 237 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,560 I could have waited in the car if you're just coming up for a book. 238 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,520 Is this a party? 239 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,320 Oh, yeah. I guess it is. 240 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,680 This'll only take a sec. 241 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,200 Ah, I miss living here. 242 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,920 - You lived here? - Just loaning it to my sister and her kid until they get back on their feet. 243 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,920 If I'm honest, it was more space than I needed. 244 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,120 And how exactly does an ex-Carpet Brothers employee afford two flats? 245 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,360 Well, I found a toe in a kebab I had a couple of years ago 246 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:34,800 and I poured all the settlement money into property. And as for Carpet Brothers, 247 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,320 - I was only working that day cos I was helping out a mate. - How didn't I know any of this? 248 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,240 - You never asked. - There you are! 249 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,440 Hi, Sam. Teresa, this is Sam, my sister. 250 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,840 - It's a pleasure to meet you. - This place is great. 251 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,960 I'm sure that's not how Andy left it. 252 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,760 Er... Yeah, no, no. 253 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,680 We had to get the old makeover police in. 254 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,120 Do you mind if I use your loo? 255 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,200 - Yeah, sure, it's just there. - Thank you. 256 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,960 Phwoar. Fuck me. She's classy. Good luck keeping that one. 257 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,560 Yeah, just make me look like boyfriend material for tonight. 258 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,640 - Who are these jokers? - I went through my Facebook 259 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,360 and I invited all the coolest people I know to impress Veronica. 260 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,280 How did you make the cut? SHE GIGGLES 261 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,440 Ow! 262 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,360 KNOCKING ON DOOR Hey, Rolio Iglesias. 263 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:17,080 It worked! TripleTrouble69 has 500 followers. And Willow's eating out of the palm of my hand. 264 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,240 I think I might have caused a fight between Mr Sardson and Ms Thomas though. 265 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,200 Should I feel bad about making up fake gossip? 266 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,120 - Nah. - Good! Because I'm about to tweet that Mr Hamish, my gym teacher, 267 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:29,120 has been stealing Tampax from the girls loo. That should teach him for calling me wheezy. 268 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:33,080 Nice work. Listen, I've got my girlfriend here and I need you to tell her what a great uncle I am. 269 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,960 - Sure. I can lie. - There you are. 270 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,480 Hey, Teresa! This is my nephew, Errol. 271 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,240 Hello, nephew Errol. How come you're not out enjoying the party? 272 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,880 I don't like parties. Tell me, do you play the lottery, Teresa? 273 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,800 - Sometimes, when there's a rollover. - Hmm. Then you'll know the odds 274 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,520 of winning are about one in 14 million. 275 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,120 The world population is over seven billion. And Uncle Andy is one in seven billion. 276 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,280 So that's like winning the lottery 500 times. 277 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,640 "It could be you." 278 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,640 Thanks for that, Rain Man. 279 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,040 - When I grow up, I want to be just like Uncle Andy. - Whoa. 280 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,320 Let's have a listen to this. 281 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,840 I mean, he's loyal, dependable, great with strangers... 282 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,080 Well, sounds like he'd make an excellent Labrador. 283 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:11,200 Well, not to mention funny and musically talented and free of any communicable diseases. 284 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,240 ANDY GIGGLES I can't believe it either. 285 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,560 I wouldn't be alive today if it weren't for Uncle Andy. 286 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,400 - When I took that drugs overdose... - Hey, let's get to the party! 287 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,840 Oh, hi, guys! 288 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,680 Ben, Veronica, this my brother Andy's new friend, Teresa. 289 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,600 Don't worry, we won't hold it against you. Nice shirt, Andy. 290 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,400 Does it come with a seizure warning? 291 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,760 THEY LAUGH 292 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,280 What a joker. Come here for a hug, big guy. 293 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:38,320 So are you still on for that round of golf that you promised me? 294 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,880 - What? - Since when did you like gol...? 295 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,760 - Andy's like Tiger Woods. - What, you mean like he's a sex addict? 296 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,400 THEY LAUGH 297 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,400 - I love your dress. - Oh, thank you. 298 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,840 It's the only thing from my first marriage worth keeping. 299 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,240 I didn't know you were divorced? 300 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,720 - You never asked. - Well, at least your ex bought you a dress. 301 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,800 For Christmas once, Ben bought me a screwdriver set. 302 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,440 That was to build Roly's cot with. 303 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,000 Shame on you, Ben. Making a pregnant woman build a cot. 304 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,600 Oh! I swear, if you don't put a ring on this one, I will. 305 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,800 - Can I get that in writing? 306 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,720 Oh, thank you! It's so great to finally meet you, Andy. 307 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,360 Ben has told me so many stories. 308 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,440 My favourite is the one when you got arrested at his stag do 309 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,400 in Barcelona dressed as a condom. 310 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,840 I'm all about family planning. 311 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,360 - So what do you do, Teresa? 312 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,200 Oh, it's really quite boring. I'm a parliamentary lawyer. 313 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,400 Oooh... 314 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,880 So cool. 315 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,760 Yeah. Um... I... 316 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,760 I snogged Liam Gallagher once! 317 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:38,280 Well, I, like, I think I'm 99.999% sure that it's... 318 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,520 - Hey, Rolster. - Hi, Roly. 319 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,520 Um... Uncle Andy, I need your help with a music project. 320 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,120 Life of a role model, eh? 321 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,880 - We have a situation. - You're telling me. 322 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,320 Teresa's a divorced parliamentary lawyer! And I still have a He-Man duvet cover. 323 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:55,280 - I can't handle this adult shit. - You're having a low self-esteem attack. You're worth loving. 324 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,240 - Just keep telling yourself that. - OK - I'm worth loving, I'm... - Not now! Willow's just PM'd me. 325 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,840 She says, "You're proper jokes. Who are you? X." She put an X. 326 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,480 I'm never going to wash my screen again. Do I tell her it's me? 327 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:09,360 - No. Don't write anything. Just play it cool. - How about, "Wouldn't you like to know, babes?" 328 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,240 Or - "Babycakes?" That's a bit more urban. 329 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,920 Babycakes isn't urban, it's weird. 330 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,960 Now. What can I do to impress Teresa? 331 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,800 Well, she's only heard how great you are from family. 332 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,800 So it might mean more to hear it from a friend. 333 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,600 What's up, guys? I thought I heard your voice, Andy. 334 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,480 Is this is where the real party's at? Whoop! Whoop! 335 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,320 Thanks for inviting us, by the way. It's very cool of you. 336 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,880 I thought you would flip when I asked you to meet Veronica. 337 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,480 Why would I flip? She's great. We're adults. 338 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,160 I don't see why we can't all be friends. 339 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,560 I'm so glad you said that. I really wanted your approval. 340 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,320 Especially now we're moving in together. 341 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,280 Oh, I love Twiglets. You remembered. 342 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,440 We're going. I'm in heat and I can't take any more small talk. 343 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,600 In a second. 344 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,000 But first, I would like to introduce you to my old friend, Bruce. 345 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,600 Well, not that old, really. 346 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,880 Bruce is also divorced. 347 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,640 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 348 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,640 I'm just glad I could be there for him. 349 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,680 Oh, yes, I don't know where I'd be without Andy. 350 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,840 - He's my rock. - What are friends for? Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on. 351 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,880 Yeah, I'm not really much of a crier. 352 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,320 No, well, he cries like an orphaned seal pup, so... 353 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,720 Bruce! I'm so glad you could make it. 354 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,600 There he is! Bruce. I've been missing you at kids' footy practice. 355 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,840 This is Veronica, my significant other. 356 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,320 Bruce's step-daughter goes to the same school as Roly. 357 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,920 Well, ex step-daughter. Hang in there, mate. 358 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,480 We're still in contact. 359 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,360 Sam. These are for you. 360 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:36,160 Oh, wow! Chocolate. My favourite. 361 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,040 Well, you'd better share some of those. 362 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,160 Oh, you'll have to mud wrestle me for them. 363 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,280 Oh, thank you so much, Bruce, that's so sweet. 364 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,440 Hello... Your stomach is rock hard. 365 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,960 - Have you been working out? - That's just from all the crying. 366 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,160 I guess I naturally have trouble putting on weight. 367 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,960 - Hey, listen, can I get you a drink? - Do you have any cranberry juice? 368 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,520 For you, I've got it all. 369 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,280 And so, I gave them my shoes and I walked home. 370 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,040 What's so funny about being mugged at gunpoint for your shoes? 371 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,000 It is the way he told it, sweetie. 372 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,720 Actually, it was pretty funny. 373 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,440 I guess getting divorced really puts perspective on things. 374 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,400 - Bruce, how's your cranberry? 375 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,680 - Er...delicious. - Can I try some, do you mind? 376 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,960 Mmmm... Mmm... 377 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,360 SAM GIGGLES 378 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,160 I'm going to get some more, wait there. 379 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,600 I'll be right back. 380 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,760 - What the fuck is going on with Bruce? - Nothing. I'm just being friendly. 381 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,080 - Even Stevie Wonder can see that you're cock teasing him. - Fine. So what if I am? 382 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:28,160 It's nice to get a bit of male attention. And um...Ben has asked Veronica to move in with him. 383 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,120 - Why do you care? Ben's an arsehole. - Yeah, but he was my arsehole first! 384 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,840 Bruce is a mate. If you're not serious, don't mess with his head. 385 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,960 You're one to talk. You barely speak to him and you're making Teresa think 386 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,720 - you stay up all night painting each other's toenails! - We might do. You don't know. - Ggrr! 387 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,520 And despite all his suggested anti-prostitution bills, 388 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,120 who do you think spends the most on out-of-town expenses? 389 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,480 THEY CHUCKLE 390 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,040 Well, we should get going before MI5 slap a gag order on me. 391 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,080 - Oh, but you just got here. - I know, but I want to get home before my son does. 392 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,720 Oh, you have a son. How old? 393 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,840 Not quite old enough to move out, unfortunately. 394 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,760 Andy, will you get my coat? And don't forget your book. 395 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,920 - What book? - Is it a colouring book? 396 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,280 HE LAUGHS 397 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:08,440 No, er... Errol's returning my copy of War And Peace to me. 398 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,840 I love Russian lit. 399 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,760 Oh, yeah? Who wrote it? 400 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,960 If you don't know that, Ben, 401 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,400 I'm not going to tell you. 402 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,200 She's got an old son. 403 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,320 I can't be with someone that's got an old son. 404 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,720 - Why are you dressed like a bell-end? - I've been exchanging messages with Willow. 405 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,680 I'll reveal my identity to her on Skype. I know you told me not to reply, 406 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,920 but she was just so engaging. I couldn't help myself. 407 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,080 And they say the brain is the greatest love organ. 408 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,880 Well, I've never chaffed my brain. 409 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,800 Listen, relationships are messy. 410 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,520 You can't help who you end up with, whether it's a pint-sized 411 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,960 urban street dancer or a parliamentary lawyer. 412 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,080 It's all a beautiful mystery. Like prime numbers. 413 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,640 Now, go out there and embrace the new you. 414 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,960 The you that isn't afraid of life's responsibilities but tackles them 415 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,720 head-on like a salmon swimming upstream for mating season. 416 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,360 Don't salmon die after mating? 417 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,800 Well, it's better than being eaten by a grizzly bear. 418 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,800 Everyone, can I have your attention? 419 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,280 I've got something I need to say to you. 420 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,720 This flat isn't mine. 421 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,680 I'm not independently wealthy and I've never read any Theo Tolstoy. 422 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,080 - Leo Tolstoy. - I don't care that you've got an adult son 423 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,280 and I don't care that you've got a big important job. 424 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:22,240 I just want you to know that Andy's ready for a grown-up relationship. 425 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,720 # I feel it in my fingers 426 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:37,920 # I feel it in my toes 427 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,920 # Love is all around you... # 428 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,960 Thanks. I don't think I could have survived the chorus. 429 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,840 I'm not an idiot, Andy, I knew you were lying. I am a lawyer. 430 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,640 Well, then, why didn't you say something? 431 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,400 It's been a while since anyone's made the effort and it was sweet. 432 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,840 And, of course, I like when men humiliate themselves. 433 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,440 Well, you get sexier by the minute. 434 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,480 I'm sorry, Andy. I can't do this. 435 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,080 - But you held my hand? That means something. - Yes. 436 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,360 It means I was trying to get you to leave. 437 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,560 Look. I know we're like chalk and cheese, but why can't we be together? 438 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,720 I'm married. 439 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,240 No. You're divorced. 440 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,480 Yes. From my first husband. I'm still married to my second. 441 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,640 Even if he is away most of the time. 442 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,960 But where's your ring? 443 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,240 Look, I like my life the way it is. It's tidy. 444 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,320 Nobody gets hurt. Usually. 445 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,160 I want a fling, that's it. If you're looking for something more, you need to look elsewhere. 446 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,560 But if you can handle barn-storming sex with a powerful, 447 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,280 older woman, no strings attached 448 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,640 and the occasional all expenses paid meal or trip, then... 449 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,920 I'm your gal. 450 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,360 So what's it going to be? 451 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,600 KNOCKING ON DOOR 452 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,280 - Sam, you all right? - Yeah, yeah. 453 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,400 I just get a little sad whenever I hear Wet Wet Wet. 454 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,360 God, the '90s sucked! 455 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,960 Are you sure it's nothing that I've said? 456 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,920 I haven't upset you or...? 457 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,240 How could you upset me? 458 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,680 You're the nicest fucking person in the world. 459 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,920 I knew it. You do hate me. 460 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,280 No. I don't hate you. 461 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:23,720 Oh, it's like someone else wearing your old...bra. 462 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:28,080 I mean, sure, it had some holes in it and the wire, like, 463 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,760 dug into your pits, but it was yours. 464 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,440 And it's really hard to find a good bra. 465 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,840 I just really wanted you to like me. 466 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,320 I thought we could be friends. 467 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,880 Well, you're dating my ex, so that's going to be a bit tricky. 468 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,160 But I can see that Ben is the luckiest man in the world 469 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,280 to have you. Fucking bastard. 470 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,840 Can I ask you something? 471 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,000 Yeah, sure. 472 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,440 You know his left ball, that lump... 473 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,880 - Oh, yeah, no, it's always been like that. - Oh, phew. 474 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,960 Um...by the way, Ben told me the big news. 475 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,400 - He did? - Hmm. 476 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:05,040 Oh. I thought we were going to keep it a secret until the ring was ready. 477 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,960 - What? - Yeah, he proposed before having a ring picked out. 478 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,240 I mean, you know how impulsive he can be. 479 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,760 Oh, God. 480 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,240 I am SO sorry. 481 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,280 Oh, don't tell him that I told you. 482 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,160 And please don't tell Errol. Because I know 483 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,680 that he wants to break the news to him when the time's right. 484 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,320 - Oh, God, now you must definitely hate me. - No. No. 485 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,400 No - I'm freaking pumped! 486 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,920 You really mean that? 487 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:37,400 Definitely. You are going to make him a very, very happy bra. 488 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,360 So, how is it being back in the workforce? 489 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,960 - All right. A little bit tedious. - Well, you know what they say - 490 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,320 if it was supposed to be fun, they wouldn't call it work! 491 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,080 Don't fuck Sam. 492 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,120 - Are we ready to go? - Yup. I think we're all sorted here. 493 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,680 Bruce? You coming? 494 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,600 Yes. I'm going to go with them. 495 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,920 Oh, all right, OK. 496 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,240 Bye! 497 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,320 RINGING TONE 498 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,200 Uh... Errol? 499 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,240 Yes, Willow. It's me. Now, I know you're thinking, you must be thinking, 500 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,640 "How can TripleTrouble69 and Errol both be the same person, when he's so cool?" 501 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,400 Well, I'll tell you. Because, Willow, I am cool. 502 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,400 You just couldn't see it before. 503 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,240 But now that you know my secret, we can be cool together. 504 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,920 Willow, will you go out with me? 505 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,480 Wow. Errol. You're a crazy little man. 506 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,920 Respect. But I'm sorry, I only go with fit dancers. 507 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,760 I can dance. I've got the moves. 508 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,960 Yeah? Let's see 'em. 509 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,640 MUSIC PLAYS 510 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,080 LAUGHTER 511 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,840 This will make a great Vine. 512 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,840 Thanks for the lolz, little man. 513 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,680 Thanks for coming. 514 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,520 Can I sit here? 515 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,000 Do what you like. 516 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,080 - Have you seen it? - Yep. 517 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,840 How bad is it? 518 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,640 'I am TripleTrouble69. 519 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,640 'I've got the moves. 520 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,520 'We can be cool together.' 521 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,040 Um... Tiff... 522 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,760 I'm sorry that I acted like an idiot. 523 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,880 You're my best friend. And I... 524 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,800 I swear I'll never blank you again. 525 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,360 OK. 526 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,960 Hey, Errol. 527 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,840 I don't care what anyone says. I think your dancing was cute. 528 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,120 Thanks, Ruby. 529 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,280 'Would Errol Meyer report 530 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,640 'to the Head Teacher's office, immediately?' 531 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,000 - Whoa... 532 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,280 THEY CHANT 533 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,040 So, what's the damage? 534 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,960 Detention for two weeks and an apology to every teacher and student I mentioned. 535 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,360 It's not all bad though, um, Willow and her crew have named a dance move after me. 536 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,440 The TripleTrouble. It's quite cool, actually. 537 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,880 Fact is - cool is like herpes. You've either got it or you haven't. 538 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,120 How's it going with Teresa? 539 00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,240 Yeah, great. 540 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,040 She totally gets the fact that I'm not a relationship kind of guy. 541 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,240 I mean, she begged, sure, but I stood my ground. 542 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,920 I'm like a lion on the prowl. Always hunting for my next meal. 543 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,520 You know that the female lion does most of the hunting, right? 544 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,760 MOBILE PHONE BEEPS 545 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,840 Oh, Uncle Andy. Look what I got. 546 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,640 Nice work, TripleTrouble. DOOR OPENS 547 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,320 Hey! 548 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,360 LEG IT! 45333

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