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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,030 --> 00:00:02,880 2 00:00:03,210 --> 00:00:04,940 - [BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS] - Is that how it's gonna be now? 3 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:07,386 You're gonna drink in the apartment in front of me? 4 00:00:07,420 --> 00:00:09,319 All right. I'm sorry. 5 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,439 You're right. No more drinking... 6 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,960 In the apartment. 7 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:13,959 Go throw with the guy. 8 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,659 - What? Why? - Look at him. 9 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:17,140 He doesn't have anybody to play with. 10 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:19,460 - Bye, Claire. - Bye. 11 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:21,460 You set me up. You paid this little asshole 12 00:00:21,470 --> 00:00:22,799 - to talk to me. - No. 13 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,809 Hello, Memphis. 14 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:24,819 LOUDERMILK: Ben's the kind of guy 15 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:26,780 who would steal his best friend's wife. 16 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,856 I was your ex-wife when I met him. 17 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,961 You're the suckiest roommate I've ever had. 18 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:32,963 Worse than the guy that married your wife? 19 00:00:32,998 --> 00:00:34,034 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 20 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:36,036 21 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:38,720 Hey, Sam. 22 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,020 23 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:46,560 WOMAN: [OVER P.A.] Dr. Benson to admitting. 24 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,393 Dr. Benson to admitting. 25 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:51,870 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 26 00:00:51,913 --> 00:00:53,363 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER P.A. SYSTEM] 27 00:00:53,364 --> 00:00:54,882 Hell of a night, huh? 28 00:00:54,910 --> 00:00:56,020 Mmm. 29 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:00,400 Bet you'll never guess what happened to me. 30 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:02,545 [CHUCKLES] 31 00:01:02,579 --> 00:01:06,376 Yeah, I went and mistook my thumb for a tenderloin again. 32 00:01:06,411 --> 00:01:08,068 You'd be surprised how often that happens. 33 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:11,149 I used to say I was all thumbs. 34 00:01:11,150 --> 00:01:13,107 At this rate, I'll end up being no thumbs, right? 35 00:01:13,142 --> 00:01:14,867 [CHUCKLES] 36 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:18,760 [INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS] 37 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:21,219 [BELL DINGS] 38 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:22,703 Hey, nice bracelet. 39 00:01:23,635 --> 00:01:25,155 What are you, a fugitive or something? 40 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,219 Dr. Richard Kimble, 41 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:30,642 like, grunge edition, rock 'n' roll guy? 42 00:01:31,220 --> 00:01:34,020 Excuse me. Miss? 43 00:01:34,370 --> 00:01:35,405 Nurse? 44 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:37,839 H-How's my wife doing? 45 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,960 I'm sorry. 46 00:01:38,995 --> 00:01:40,859 The doctor will be out to speak to you when he's, uh... 47 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:43,060 When he's what? 48 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,552 What's going on? 49 00:01:45,312 --> 00:01:46,796 Just... Just be patient. 50 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,487 Everybody's doing the best they can. 51 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,000 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 52 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:57,970 I guess that's why they call us... patients. 53 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:59,100 They should call us inpatients. 54 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:01,259 - That way, it would be... - Dude, shut the fuck up. 55 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:03,200 [SIGHS] 56 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:08,438 Dr. Alexander to oncology. Dr. Alexander to oncology. 57 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,260 [SOBBING] 58 00:02:13,478 --> 00:02:15,100 Hey. 59 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,447 Look, I don't know you, and you don't know me, 60 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,240 but I think I might be able to help. 61 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,400 Hey, uh, I run a support group 62 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,120 for people with drug and alcohol issues. 63 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,120 I'm not... I'm not saying that you have one, all right? 64 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:27,837 I don't know you. 65 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:29,977 That boozy vapor might just be your... 66 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:32,255 Your Jack Daniel's cologne or... [CHUCKLES] 67 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:36,100 [SOBBING CONTINUES] 68 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,330 Listen. Um... 69 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,100 Listen, man, if you ever want to talk, 70 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,787 just... Just talk, get some stuff off your chest... 71 00:02:48,029 --> 00:02:49,899 - _ - Look me up, okay? 72 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:51,260 Nice to see you again, Ben. 73 00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:52,620 Yeah. 74 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,120 Hey, uh, whatever happened tonight, 75 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,100 doesn't mean your life is over. 76 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,140 Could be just the beginning. 77 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:09,539 [FRANZ FERDINAND'S STAND ON THE HORIZON PLAYS] 78 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:12,800 79 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:16,817 Get out. 80 00:03:17,611 --> 00:03:19,129 Well, I-I am out. 81 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,220 No, outside. Now. 82 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,440 [SCOFFS] Okay. 83 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,343 I told you he was gonna be like this. 84 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:27,310 What... Wait, you're in cahoots with this? 85 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:29,312 No. Loudermilk, he's got nowhere to go. 86 00:03:29,347 --> 00:03:31,556 I don't understand. Why can't he go home to my wife? 87 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:33,060 Uh, ex-wife. 88 00:03:33,590 --> 00:03:36,600 And if it's any consolation, she's... 89 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,419 She's my ex-wife now, too. 90 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:40,910 That's zero consolation because I don't give a shit. 91 00:03:40,944 --> 00:03:42,669 Go sleep in your car for all I care. 92 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:44,603 I would if you hadn't have lit it on fire. 93 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:45,889 I wouldn't have lit it on fire 94 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:47,710 if you hadn't fuckin' married my wife. 95 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:49,332 Oh, my God. Dude, ex-wife. 96 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:50,747 Well, it's true, Loudermilk. 97 00:03:50,782 --> 00:03:52,059 You weren't even married to her anymore. 98 00:03:52,093 --> 00:03:53,578 How are you on his side? 99 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:56,166 I'm... I'm not on anyone's side, okay? 100 00:03:56,201 --> 00:03:59,239 You're the one who's always preaching about accountability. 101 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,689 Well, he's here to be accountable. 102 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:04,105 I don't hear any accountability. 103 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:05,779 Okay. All right. Let's talk about it. 104 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:07,140 Let's be accountable. 105 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,240 You want me... Okay, I'll go first. 106 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:18,960 I'm very sorry that I married your ex-wife. 107 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:22,089 - My turn? - Please. 108 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,232 - Fuck you. Get out of here. - No, you know what? 109 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,403 - I'm not leaving. - [DOOR THUDS] 110 00:04:25,404 --> 00:04:26,949 - You owe me. - I owe you? 111 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:27,959 - Yeah. - Oh, that's perfect. 112 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,279 That's fuckin' perfect. 113 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,780 - I owe you? - You owe me, man! 114 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:33,652 I was there for you when you hit rock bottom! 115 00:04:33,687 --> 00:04:36,068 You had nowhere to go, and you called me, 116 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,680 a stranger, a total stranger, 117 00:04:38,690 --> 00:04:41,142 and I kept you clean, man, all these years! 118 00:04:41,170 --> 00:04:43,540 - You weren't even clean! - Exactly! 119 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,940 I-I was like... Jesus, you know, 120 00:04:47,977 --> 00:04:51,670 just absorbing all of your sins 121 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,080 by drinkingeth ofeth your wine. 122 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,599 I-I-I'm confused. 123 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,401 Is that before or after the passage 124 00:04:59,402 --> 00:05:01,301 where Jesus fucketh everyone's wife? 125 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:03,579 Okay. 126 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:05,305 Look. 127 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,754 Sam, come on. I... 128 00:05:07,548 --> 00:05:10,758 I made a huge mistake, all right? 129 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:13,520 I-I was drinking. I wasn't clear-headed. 130 00:05:13,554 --> 00:05:16,099 You were my sponsor, Ben. 131 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,580 You're supposed to give me guidance 132 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,491 and support and friendship. 133 00:05:19,526 --> 00:05:20,837 Okay, look. 134 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:25,080 I'm here admitting that I messed up. 135 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:27,500 Okay, Sam? Come on, I'm... 136 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:32,670 You're the... I'm asking you for forgiveness. 137 00:05:33,022 --> 00:05:34,713 Grovel somewhere else, fatty. 138 00:05:34,748 --> 00:05:36,543 - Loudermilk! - Wow. 139 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,720 That's beneath you, dude, but that's fine. Okay. 140 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:40,685 I've always been just a little husky, 141 00:05:40,719 --> 00:05:42,129 but for you to bring that up, 142 00:05:42,130 --> 00:05:43,799 especially while I'm going through a divorce, 143 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,919 that's just beyond the pale. 144 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,899 - Uh, okay. - What... Don't you want to know 145 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,299 what happened with him and Memphis? 146 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,309 I already know what happened. 147 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:51,730 They got drunk, and then they got drunk again, 148 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:53,111 and then they kept getting drunk, 149 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,880 and then the whole thing fell apart. 150 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:58,260 Yeah. Pretty much. 151 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,630 So, I got a call from Cutter's sponsor. 152 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:05,580 Uh, he hasn't seen him in seven or eight weeks, 153 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,470 and nobody seems to know where he is. 154 00:06:07,505 --> 00:06:10,200 So if any of you have had any kind of contact 155 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:11,779 or come across him or see him, 156 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,880 you know, give me... Give me a call, please. 157 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:14,920 Let me know. 158 00:06:15,858 --> 00:06:18,343 On a lighter note, I brought a couple of Sharpies with me. 159 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,208 Uh, for those of you who want to sign my cast, 160 00:06:21,242 --> 00:06:22,830 we can please do it after the meeting. 161 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:25,005 You could line up in an orderly fashion, 162 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:27,076 and just keep your writing as small as possible. 163 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:30,320 I want to squeeze a lot of them in. Thanks. 164 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:32,740 Sorry I'm late, but this is my busy season. 165 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:34,760 Ah. Tax preparations? 166 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:37,500 Tax preparation? I don't pay taxes. I'm a bookie. 167 00:06:37,535 --> 00:06:39,744 The NBA and NHL playoffs just started, 168 00:06:39,778 --> 00:06:42,160 which is my second-busiest time of year. 169 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:43,329 Hey, who do you like tonight? 170 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:45,612 Celtics. Laying eight and a half against Toronto. 171 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:46,959 Eight and a half's a lot, 172 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,540 - and Ibaka's on fire lately. - TONY: Doesn't matter. 173 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:51,020 The Garden's gonna be rockin' tonight, 174 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,879 and Kyle Lowry's got a bad hammy. 175 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,415 Lowry's injured? I didn't read that. 176 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,244 I got sources. 177 00:06:57,278 --> 00:06:59,039 Well, then can you put down a bet for me? 178 00:06:59,073 --> 00:07:00,420 - $200 on Boston. - No, no, no. 179 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:01,719 I'm not doing business in here. 180 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,919 This is my happy place. 181 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,217 Uh, ca... Can I catch you in the parking lot later? 182 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,380 Absolutely. 183 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,530 Who you thinkin' of going with? 184 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:09,560 Oh, Celts. I never liked Raptors. 185 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,983 Jesus. Did you fuck one of those, too? 186 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:13,743 Okay, guys, we're barely functioning 187 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,952 as a substance-abuse group here. 188 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:18,219 We're not turning this place into a sports book. 189 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:21,579 Gambling can be just as addictive as booze 190 00:07:21,613 --> 00:07:24,616 or drugs or poultry fucking. 191 00:07:24,651 --> 00:07:27,274 Listen, I-I'm gonna bet on the game, anyway. 192 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,966 I might as well place the wager with somebody I trust. 193 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,620 CLAIRE: Do we actually trust Tony? 194 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:33,220 I mean, use your heads. He's a bookie. 195 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,769 That's like the third least-trustworthy profession, 196 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:38,619 only behind politician and car salesman. 197 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,739 - Lawyers. - Cops. 198 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:43,150 And prostitutes. Total phoneys. 199 00:07:43,186 --> 00:07:44,740 They're like, "Oh, I'm so classy," 200 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,638 and then you wake up, and your dick smells 201 00:07:46,673 --> 00:07:48,813 like a sea lion pooped on it. 202 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:51,642 Oh, our people don't trust real-estate agents. 203 00:07:51,643 --> 00:07:52,760 Well, that checks out. 204 00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:54,991 But we do like to gamble. 205 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:57,753 Hey, put me down a hundy for Boston. 206 00:07:57,780 --> 00:08:00,040 Yeah, me too. Make it a nickel. 207 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:02,516 Uh, Boston on the money line... $200. 208 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,138 Guys, think twice about this. 209 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:06,555 Loudermilk, we get it. Gambling's bad. 210 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:07,620 But this isn't gambling. 211 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:10,455 This game is a stone-cold lock. Right, Tony? 212 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:11,469 Mmm. 213 00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:13,527 See? Put me down for $20. 214 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:14,579 Okay, I'm gonna do $40. 215 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:16,772 - On who? - The winning team? 216 00:08:16,806 --> 00:08:17,945 All right, the Celts. 217 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:19,580 Jesus Christ. 218 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:22,440 TONY: All right. So we're all on the Celtics... 219 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:24,879 Mugsy, $250, uh, Stevie, $200, 220 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,479 - Claire $40, and, uh... - Psst! Psst! 221 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,541 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 222 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:29,854 Uh, four boxes of Tagalongs. 223 00:08:29,888 --> 00:08:32,581 There's three Thin Mints, two Do-si-dos. 224 00:08:32,615 --> 00:08:34,824 My niece is gonna win that trip to Disneyland this year. 225 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:38,518 I hope you're not using our hall for gambling activities. 226 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,899 You know, the first people Jesus threw out of the temple 227 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:47,216 were the moneylenders and the Pharisees, 228 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:50,160 so angry was He to find His house of prayer 229 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:52,152 turned into a den of thieves. 230 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:58,120 Three boxes of Thin Mints on Boston. 231 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:04,233 [HORNS HONK] 232 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:08,140 - You sure we can afford this? - For sure. 233 00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:10,584 Pulling in those fat stacks from Sounds and Grounds. 234 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:13,060 Just don't go crazy, though. 235 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,071 We don't take in We project... 236 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:16,348 Good evening, everyone. 237 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:18,592 Oh, Jesus. 238 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,319 What? I'm just buying the guy a meal. 239 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,422 He's broke. 240 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:22,740 You couldn't have told me? 241 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:26,048 I'm paying. Remember, this is my night? 242 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:27,359 More importantly, you promised 243 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,844 you wouldn't do anything to ruin it. 244 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:31,363 [DOG BARKS] 245 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:33,607 It's a whole lot of nothing With everything in between 246 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,840 You couldn't leave Waffles back at the mansion 247 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:37,609 for two hours? 248 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,549 Are you afraid he's gonna call his buddies for a poker game? 249 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:43,439 Oh, I love those paintings, though, right? 250 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,470 You know, with the... You know, bulldog smoking a cigar? 251 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,890 I mean, that's ridiculous, isn't it? 252 00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:48,300 [LAUGHS] 253 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,936 For your information, she's a certified therapy dog, 254 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,540 and she's more well-behaved 255 00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:56,109 than some of the patrons in here this evening. 256 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:59,771 E-Exactly what type of therapy is she providing right now? 257 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,635 Emotional support. 258 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,200 Well, Waffles, 259 00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:05,743 a grateful nation thanks you for your service. 260 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,680 It's good to see you haven't changed much. 261 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,280 Still jousting with strangers over absolutely nothing... 262 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,959 - [SIGHS] - ... only you've added dogs to your hit list, 263 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,120 so that's good. 264 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:16,440 First off, I've been giving dogs shit for years, 265 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:18,540 and, second, she's the one who brought the God damn thing. 266 00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:20,171 I'm just working him into the act. 267 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:21,966 Or is it like when we're asleep 268 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,726 Have you folks decided? 269 00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:24,796 Seven, six... 270 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,079 - Could we get the check, please? - Right away. 271 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,660 Slow down, Sam. Can I at least get a coffee first? 272 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:34,254 I mean, ever since I quit the booze, it's my only buzz. 273 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:36,030 Fine. I'll wait outside. 274 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,819 CLAIRE: Oh, come on, Loudermilk. 275 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:39,380 You're acting like a baby. 276 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,640 Every day, you preach about owning up to your mistakes 277 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:42,849 and asking for forgiveness, 278 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,161 but when it comes to you, you can't forgive? 279 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,992 I'm caught up in the middle 280 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,920 [SIGHS] 281 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:51,780 Okay. 282 00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:55,700 All I need is a little ol'... 283 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,360 Ben... 284 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,580 I accept your apology, 285 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:03,780 and I forgive you. 286 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,011 I could be happy 287 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:08,806 [EXHALES SHARPLY] Wow. 288 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,463 That's... That's awesome. 289 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:12,775 Thanks, man. 290 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:15,467 So I'm back in? 291 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:17,840 Fuck no. I forgive you of it. 292 00:11:17,850 --> 00:11:20,127 Doesn't mean I have to live with you. 293 00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,646 I didn't even want to have dinner with you. 294 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,999 I-I have a lot of friends who never screwed me over. 295 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,443 I'd rather spend my time with them. 296 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:26,760 - Name one. - Huh? 297 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,998 Name one friend who hasn't screwed you over. 298 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:31,499 I, uh... There's, uh, 299 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,300 - Felix from the record store. - What are you talking about? 300 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,620 Felix banned you from the record store 301 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:36,970 for an entire summer once. 302 00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:38,525 [SIGHS] That's right. Damn it. 303 00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:39,920 I never screwed you over. 304 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,249 Yeah, you did. You ratted me out to your mother 305 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,719 when I was giving you that tough-love thing 306 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,399 - when I first met you. - Oh, what? 307 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,540 - That doesn't... - You see? 308 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:48,589 She screwed you over. 309 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:49,699 She still lives in your apartment. 310 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,280 People screw each other over all the time. 311 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,900 Families hate each other, 312 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,699 but they still live together in harmony. 313 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:57,026 No. You're not moving back in. 314 00:11:57,889 --> 00:12:00,600 315 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,440 121-93! What a blowout! 316 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:04,550 - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! - [LAUGHS] 317 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,740 Papa's gettin' a brand-new hat! 318 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:06,780 [LAUGHTER] 319 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,450 I'm getting new shag carpet for my van! 320 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:12,076 - GROUP: Ooh! - I'm getting a massage. 321 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,380 Happy ending? 322 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,872 [CHUCKLES] Not for her. 323 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,920 - Ohh! - [LAUGHS] 324 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,720 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 325 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,690 You guys seem pretty happy to see me. 326 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,088 - Yeah. Come on. - All right. Roger, $500. 327 00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:25,296 Stevie, $200. 328 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,711 Mugsy, a deuce and a half. 329 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,127 Ed, $69. New Guy, $200. 330 00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:30,750 Claire, I owe you $40. 331 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,407 Cloud, $100. Cisco, $20. 332 00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:35,179 This is like free money. I don't understand 333 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,439 why everyone doesn't do this. 334 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,449 - [CHUCKLING] Yeah. - Whoo! 335 00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:40,719 Yes, gambling is a nonstop frenzy of fun and riches. 336 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:44,100 Nothing can go wrong when you start gambling. 337 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,360 - Can we, uh, get on with the meeting? - Uh, da, da, da, da, da, da. 338 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:48,871 Hey, Tony, who's your smart money on tonight? 339 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,110 Listen to you. "Smart money." I'm so proud. 340 00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,565 All right, look, I have some inside medical knowledge 341 00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:55,419 that Phoenix's big man has a hinky knee, 342 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:56,480 and he's keeping it a secret 343 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,398 because of a contract extension. 344 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,745 Laying four and a hook with their big man down, 345 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,820 I'm heavy on the road dog. 346 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:03,265 I'll go again, and double me up. 347 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,335 - Yeah, yeah, me too! - Me too! 348 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:05,611 - Yeah, I'm in. - Me too. 349 00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:07,080 All right. You're all in, double. 350 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,120 Oh, hey, Father. 351 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:11,238 I have, uh, a little something for the children of Seattle. 352 00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:12,826 Bless you, young man. 353 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:15,415 - You want in for tonight? - Uh, no. [CHUCKLES] 354 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,940 What do I look like, an addict? 355 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,453 [LAUGHTER] 356 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:21,139 Bye-bye. 357 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,919 ANNOUNCER: Lakers working it back inside, and they're coming up... 358 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,740 I can't believe you're actually watching the game tonight. 359 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,255 It's a good feeling to bet. 360 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,599 You know, it's not that different from drugs, 361 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,465 but it's a safer high. 362 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,019 - There's another one there. - Oh, really? 363 00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:34,191 - Unbelievable. - Yeah. 364 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,719 The final score from Phoenix... 365 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,760 Suns, 98, Los Angeles Lakers, 84. 366 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,095 - No! - [SMACKS LIPS] 367 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,180 What the fuck? 368 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,320 Tony said it was a stone-cold lock. 369 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,959 I know. What's the world coming to when you can't trust 370 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,930 an alcoholic degenerate gambler? 371 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,069 Fuck! 372 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,278 373 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:53,380 All right. Perk up. 374 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:56,260 It's like I'm sitting in a roomful of zombies. 375 00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,666 - [CELL PHONE RINGS] - No Tony? We're going without him. 376 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:04,844 Oh. Speak of the devil. 377 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,294 Uh, put that bastard on speakerphone, please. 378 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:08,606 - Yeah, okay. - [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 379 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,471 Hey, Tony. You're on speaker. 380 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,060 Hey. Hey, "Mr. Hinky Knee." 381 00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,560 TONY: Look, everyone, I'm really sorry. 382 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:17,479 Usually, the intel I get is pretty reliable. 383 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,660 If it makes you feel any better, 384 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,619 I lost more money than all of you combined. 385 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,439 That does make me feel better. 386 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,000 Anyway, I need the money today. 387 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,439 This guy's up my ass. 388 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,840 Today? Like, you mean real soon? 389 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:29,460 No, today-today. 390 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:32,078 Well, listen, I had like 30 bucks this morning, 391 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,700 but I needed gas and doughnuts. 392 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,699 Yeah, yeah, I just paid the rent, man, 393 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,876 so I'm tapped out. 394 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,020 You guys aren't hearing me. 395 00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:41,659 We owe a crazy man a lot of dough now, today. 396 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,261 Well, how is that even possible? 397 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:45,220 We just lost the bet yesterday. 398 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,520 I-Isn't there some sort of gambler's grace period? 399 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:50,519 Normally, yeah, but, well, I've been kind of on a bad run, 400 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,750 and I owe him for a whole month. 401 00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:53,444 Yeah, well, maybe you should've mentioned that 402 00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:55,040 when you brought us all in on this, huh? 403 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,480 I'm pretty sure I did. 404 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,450 Anyway, this guy, Hanky Klocko, he doesn't fuck around. 405 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,540 That's why I'm not at the meeting. 406 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:01,779 I can't even go back to my house. 407 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,959 I've been living in a storage locker for a week now. 408 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,732 Who the hell's Hanky Klocko? 409 00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,113 CHARLIE: I'll tell you who he is. 410 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:12,680 Hanky Klocko is a big player in the Seattle mob. 411 00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,776 Charlie? What are you doing here? 412 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,860 Wait a minute. There's a Seattle mob? 413 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,200 You bet your ass. 414 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,100 And my boss, Hanky Klocko, 415 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,880 he's tight with all the families. 416 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,919 H-How the hell did you end up working with a mobster? 417 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,779 I started in the mailroom and worked my way up, asshole. 418 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:32,482 Seriously, Charlie, how'd you get mixed up with bad guys? 419 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,105 Hanky Klocko is a good man. 420 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:37,798 He gives everyone in the neighborhood turkeys at Christmas. 421 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,039 Okay, so he gives out turkeys. 422 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,680 Other than that, how is he a good man? 423 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:46,100 Every Christmas, he has his guys pull up in a truck, 424 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,774 and they pass out free turkeys. 425 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,960 Yeah, I got that. 426 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,219 The... The mob kills people, okay? 427 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:52,240 He's part of the mob. 428 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,160 How d... How... How is he a good man? 429 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,060 I'm gonna say this slow for you... 430 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,900 Turkeys at Christmas! 431 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:02,640 Listen, we all work for Hanky Klocko, 432 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:05,390 whether you know it or not. 433 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,460 Me? I do collections. 434 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,219 You? You pay the bills. 435 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:14,160 And I also send messages, and here's one... 436 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,920 Hanky's not happy. 437 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,370 He wants four boxes of ziti plus the vig. 438 00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:21,650 [CHUCKLES] 439 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:26,420 How tough can they be if Charlie's their bag man? 440 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,440 You think this is funny, Fish Hooks? 441 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,900 I promise you, you mess with Hanky, 442 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,080 he messes back. 443 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,960 Hanky's gonna give you whiny douchebags until tomorrow, 444 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,810 but then he's personally coming to collect. 445 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:44,280 446 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,340 - Tony. - Jesus, Loudermilk! 447 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:53,879 You scared the bejesus out of me. 448 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,100 You sure no one followed you? 449 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,270 How the fuck do I know? Am I Jason Bourne? 450 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,970 How's it coming with the money? You get it? 451 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,019 Not exactly, but I told you, 452 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,520 I got a foolproof plan to get the dough. 453 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:05,160 Uh-huh. What's that? 454 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:07,400 I got a milk carton full of albums in here. 455 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:08,980 Check 'em out. 456 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,320 Steven Seagal recorded an album? 457 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,050 Nine, but I could only get three, 458 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,539 plus a couple of Japanese imports. 459 00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:17,950 That's got to be worth something, right? 460 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,360 Including the milk crate, um... 461 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,549 30 bucks? 462 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,540 - I'm fucked! - [CRATE CLATTERS] 463 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:27,469 No, Tony, the whole group is fucked, okay? 464 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:29,409 What happens if this Klocko guy 465 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:31,140 comes by the meeting room to collect? 466 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,480 Well, that's why I'm in here. 467 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,960 Yeah, but what about them? 468 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,210 - Who? - The group! 469 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,560 Well, I don't have enough room in here, 470 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,040 if that's what you're asking. 471 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,980 What the hell is he doing here? 472 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,090 I live here. 473 00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:45,799 You live here? 474 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,560 Oh. Yeah, you must not have heard. 475 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:49,050 I got kicked out of my apartment. 476 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,599 You didn't get kicked out. You moved out 477 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,840 to marry my fuckin' wife. 478 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,160 Oh, my God. Ex-wife! 479 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:55,710 Okay. O... 480 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,020 So, how did the two of you get hooked up? 481 00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,640 Grindr. 482 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,540 [BOTH LAUGH] 483 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:03,559 - No. - Claire. 484 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,000 She called me and said Ben needed a place, 485 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,200 and I needed help with the rent. 486 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,660 Yep. Win-win. 487 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,260 Did you tell your roommate 488 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:11,210 that there's a madman who's trying to kill you? 489 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,900 Yes. That's why he doesn't pay utilities. 490 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:15,899 Pretty good school district, too. 491 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,600 And he didn't require first and last so... 492 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,390 Do you guys even have a bathroom? 493 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:20,619 Not regulation. 494 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,360 We got a coffee can with some Lysol in it. 495 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:25,080 Think you'd be better off getting shot in the head. 496 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,670 All right. [SIGHS] 497 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,880 I'm gonna take a shit. [SNIFFS] 498 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,400 Little privacy, please. 499 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,620 It's not ideal. 500 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,410 501 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:48,020 My name is Hanky, and I'm an alcoholic, 502 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,450 but that's not why I'm here. 503 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,940 GROUP: Hey, Hanky. 504 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:54,010 I'm looking for a deadbeat bookie named Tony 505 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,800 and you welching motherfuckers. 506 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,700 Uhp! 507 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,480 Get the fuck back here, fuckbag. 508 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:04,520 Oh. There's my seat. 509 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,080 Where's my money? 510 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,120 Where's my fuckin' money? 511 00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:25,900 LOUDERMILK: Um... 512 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:30,290 W-with all due respect, Godfather, 513 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,910 uh, this is a conversation for a different time and place. 514 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,569 We're... We're a group of people here 515 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,810 trying to work through our problems. 516 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,850 Oh. 517 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,760 Oh, I see. 518 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,090 You guys are trying to get real, 519 00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:47,060 trying to make yourself whole. 520 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,380 Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to do that, too. 521 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:54,500 But if you don't pay me within 24 hours, 522 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:57,110 it is gonna be really hard to make yourself whole again 523 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,280 after I chop your fuckin' faces off. 524 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:03,710 W... I-Is he... Is he threatening us? 525 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,700 Claire, pipe... Pipe down, please. 526 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:09,600 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought he was threatening us. 527 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,120 No, Claire... Claire's right. 528 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,609 You... You can't come in here threatening people's lives 529 00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:15,920 over, what is it, $1,100, $1,200? 530 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:18,370 [SCOFFS] What have you been drinking? 531 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,140 I'm owed 72 large. 532 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,799 You got a beef. 533 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,549 Charlie said we owed you 12 boxes of ziti. 534 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,060 We figured that was 1,200 bucks. 535 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,790 He's a kook. What can I say? 536 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,680 It's still 72 grand. 537 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:33,960 Well, most of the debt is Tony's, r-right, sir? 538 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:35,990 You just worry about yourself, duckturd. 539 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,600 You want to sing and dance, you got to pay the band. 540 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,270 This is your final warning. 541 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,340 I'll be back tomorrow for my money. 542 00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:50,630 Oh. 543 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,566 Don't even think about running 544 00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:55,250 because it's just like booze for you guys... 545 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:59,220 Once you start, you can never stop. 546 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:02,810 547 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:04,880 - [DOOR OPENS] - Yeah, can you connect me to the blood bank? 548 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,300 - Can you please get me there stat? - [DOOR CLOSES] 549 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,890 Whatever term you use, could you please get me there right away? 550 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,850 Oh, it's the same place? Okay, cool. 551 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,270 Okay, I-I'll... 552 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,240 The fuck is duckturd doing here? 553 00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:18,240 He followed me home. He's scared. 554 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,790 Is that my shirt? 555 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:22,070 Yeah. Your boxers, too. 556 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,499 He sweated through everything he was wearing, 557 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,800 and he was shivering. 558 00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:26,630 He's okay now. He took a bath. 559 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,980 We have a bath? 560 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,260 Oh, hi. H-How much do you pay for a pint of blood? 561 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,340 Oh, that's fair. Um, what's the most I could give? 562 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:39,240 I can't do two? 563 00:21:40,190 --> 00:21:42,440 Oh, I don't mind. I could use the sleep. 564 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,410 Okay, that'll do. Um... 565 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,200 Oh, hey, can you connect me to the sperm lady, please? 566 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,890 New Guy, take my shirt off. 567 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,000 What? I'm trying to move some jizz. 568 00:21:53,030 --> 00:21:54,560 MALE REPORTER: Seattle police are investigating... 569 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:56,680 - Yes, I'll hold. - ... an abandoned, bloody car 570 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,700 belonging to alleged mob boss Hanky Klocko. 571 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:02,870 - Hey, guys, check it out. - We're switching live to Janine Ray 572 00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:04,420 on location. 573 00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:07,120 FEMALE REPORTER: The investigators are reporting 574 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:10,540 that a local businessman with suspected underworld ties, 575 00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:12,610 Henry V. Klocko, 576 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,090 is missing and presumed dead. 577 00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:16,580 I'll call you back, Sperm Lady. 578 00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:18,080 - Mr. Klocko is well-known to authorities... - That's our guy, right? 579 00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:20,860 In a Prius? That seems odd. 580 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:23,200 Mobster in a Prius? 581 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,000 Now, Mr. Klocko's blood-splattered vehicle 582 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,019 right behind me here was found 583 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:31,280 in the Sand Point neighborhood of Seattle. 584 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:35,820 Anyone with information is being asked to contact Seattle PD. 585 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,320 All right. New Guy, I guess you can go home now. 586 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,770 Well, didn't they say presumed dead? 587 00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,291 Get the fuck out. 588 00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:45,400 And you can keep my boxers. 589 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:46,900 But I want mine back. 590 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,880 Yeah, they're... They're soaking in your kitchen sink. 591 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,300 592 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:54,860 A-Anyway, I feel really shitty that I put you all in harm's way. 593 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,860 But the good news is Hanky Klocko's dead, 594 00:22:57,890 --> 00:22:59,830 and our debt will be buried with him forever. 595 00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:03,140 That's good news, that someone died? 596 00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:05,830 Well, yeah, that's the best bad news I've ever heard. 597 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,770 So, uh... 598 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,150 Did you do it, Tony? 599 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,350 What? 600 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,800 Kill the guy. 601 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,010 What? No! I faint at the sight of blood. 602 00:23:16,050 --> 00:23:17,460 Oh, really? You seemed pretty comfortable 603 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:18,950 when Mugsy had that dart in his skull. 604 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,430 That's because I was sitting down. 605 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:22,400 Guys, Tony didn't kill anybody. 606 00:23:22,430 --> 00:23:23,500 Did you, Tony? 607 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:24,990 Look, I was with Ben all night. 608 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,750 You can ask him. It was Taquito Tuesday. 609 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,300 Besides, you all owed him money, too. 610 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,020 Hey, Mugsy had the most to gain. 611 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,100 You owed him 500 bucks. 612 00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:35,310 Hey, fuck you, you little worm. 613 00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,660 Where were you last night? 614 00:23:36,690 --> 00:23:38,100 I have an airtight alibi. 615 00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:39,870 I was taking a bath at Loudermilk's. 616 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,660 Unfortunately, that checks out. 617 00:23:41,690 --> 00:23:42,719 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 618 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,460 Why was a grown-ass man taking a bath in your apartment? 619 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:46,530 He shit himself. 620 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,769 Uh... 621 00:23:47,770 --> 00:23:50,139 S-sorry, New Guy. 622 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:52,600 He shit himself, and you let him use our bathtub? 623 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,160 You didn't even know we had a bathtub. 624 00:23:54,190 --> 00:23:55,670 - Oh, my God. - MUGSY: Hey, wait a second. 625 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:58,090 What about Roger? You bet more than me. 626 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,360 Me? Ha! I'm British. 627 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:04,230 Cloud, why are you so quiet? 628 00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:06,860 Well, I'm... I'm always pretty quiet. 629 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,760 Why are you staring at the ground like that, then? 630 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:14,940 Just embarrassed 'cause New Guy shit his pants. 631 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:18,109 Besides, if anybody's got the shifty eyes of a killer, 632 00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:20,460 - it's Ed. - I do not! 633 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:22,300 - Maybe it was blabbermouth Claire! - What? 634 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:24,299 I was helping you with your shit pants, you idiot. 635 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:25,980 Why not Cisco? He looks like a punk. 636 00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:29,019 Me? I'm not the one with the Silence of the Lambs van, Mugsy. 637 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:31,680 Hey, you leave my van out of this. 638 00:24:31,690 --> 00:24:33,230 And how come nobody's talking about Stevie? 639 00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:35,740 Please, man! I ain't the one with an untraceable harpoon. 640 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,099 - For God's sake. - Yes, that's right. 641 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,160 - First of all... - You know what? 642 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,480 - The fact... - This whole thing started... 643 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:40,820 You were... You were... 644 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:43,380 [ALL ARGUING] 645 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:49,040 - You're a fuckin' loser, dude! - I did it. 646 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,870 - You're a loser. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 647 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,730 Whoa! Quiet! 648 00:24:53,770 --> 00:24:55,390 [ARGUING STOPS] 649 00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:57,630 Huh? 650 00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:01,440 It was me. 651 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,120 What was you? 652 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,190 653 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:10,390 You know. Killed him. 654 00:25:11,370 --> 00:25:13,580 [LOUDERMILK LAUGHS] 655 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,580 No. 656 00:25:18,070 --> 00:25:20,280 W... I don't... Why? 657 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,150 You didn't owe him any money. 658 00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:27,500 He threatened our group, my sober family. 659 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,979 - Who is this guy? - I don't know. 660 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,260 He's only been coming here a couple of years. 661 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,420 So you killed him? 662 00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:41,880 I thought it through from every angle. 663 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,050 It was our only option. 664 00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:47,220 Or we could have paid him. 665 00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:50,000 None of you had the money. 666 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:55,660 And he was a bad man, just like my dad. 667 00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:57,310 668 00:25:57,350 --> 00:25:59,300 I did it for you guys. 669 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,490 Needless to say, 670 00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:06,820 I'm hoping this can stay in the room. 671 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,579 - Oh. Totally. - Yeah. 672 00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:10,390 - Yeah. - No, my lips are... Yeah. 673 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:12,740 See you guys. 674 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,610 See ya, pal! 675 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,120 - [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] - Thanks again. 676 00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:19,090 We're calling the cops, right? 677 00:26:19,130 --> 00:26:21,100 - Absolutely. - TONY: Why? 678 00:26:21,130 --> 00:26:23,030 So we all get busted for illegal gambling? 679 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:25,270 Uh, 'cause he killed a guy. 680 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:27,360 - Well, to protect us. - No! 681 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,340 Not to protect me. I was fine. 682 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:30,860 W-Well, we were all involved. 683 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,760 We... We all owed him money. 684 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,110 Fuck Hanky Klocko! 685 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:35,800 I say we let sleeping mobsters lie. 686 00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:37,550 I don't want anything to do with this shit. 687 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,660 It's too late. 688 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,159 We're all guilty if we don't say anything. 689 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,170 Yeah. 690 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:43,460 W-What if we kill the killer kid to cover our tracks, 691 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,330 like a hit-and-run with that bicycle of his? 692 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,330 I mean, that'd be a justified kill, right? 693 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,600 Oh, I'm not listening to this. 694 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:49,680 I don't want any part of this! 695 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:52,119 O-Okay, Dexter. Take it down a notch. 696 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,130 We're not killing anybody. Jesus. 697 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,340 I'm not just saying, loose ends... 698 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:58,680 How can we turn him in anyway? 699 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,690 Aren't our group conversations protected 700 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:06,350 by that doctor-patient, white-male-privilege program? 701 00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,839 - Loudermilk's not a doctor. - No. 702 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,900 Not even close. 703 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:11,150 But it is supposed to be anonymous, this group. 704 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:14,040 - Uh, we can't be snitches. - STEVIE: You know what? 705 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,530 He's bullshitting, trying to get some street cred. 706 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:17,879 You know, people do that all the time, 707 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,890 brag about killing people. 708 00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:21,140 - Who does that? - Everybody! 709 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,260 Well, what if we turn him in? 710 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:24,500 Do we have to pay back our debt? 711 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,529 Oh, stop it. 712 00:27:25,530 --> 00:27:27,540 Wh... Are you all so blinded by gambling 713 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,617 that you don't understand a man was killed 714 00:27:29,618 --> 00:27:31,620 by a member of our group? 715 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,410 I'm calling the cops, 716 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,580 and if you don't fuckin' like it, then that's on you. 717 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:38,410 - [DIALING] - [SIGHS] 718 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:40,620 Yes, I'd like to report a murder. 719 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:43,280 Yes, I'll hold. 720 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:50,360 I guess it just goes to show you y-you never really know anybody. 721 00:27:50,390 --> 00:27:53,390 Yeah, we had a murderer sitting in our midst for all this time. 722 00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:54,570 We had absolutely no clue. 723 00:27:55,430 --> 00:27:58,360 That's because he never spoke. 724 00:27:58,370 --> 00:27:59,799 Maybe we should have made a better effort 725 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,200 to get him to open up. 726 00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:04,440 Or maybe it's better we didn't. 727 00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:08,080 Yeah, but when he did open up, that was one hell of a share. 728 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,240 [LAUGHTER] 729 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,890 - Yeah? - Yeah. 730 00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,280 [CLEARS THROAT] 731 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:22,390 Ah, hey. 732 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,880 Wow. You... 733 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:27,640 You're not in jail. 734 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,360 I mean, we... We all heard that you'd been arrested. 735 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,130 [SIGHS] Yep. 736 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,640 Uh, so... 737 00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:40,060 H-how are you here? 738 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:44,070 They had to let me go. 739 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:45,190 No body. 740 00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:52,080 It's really hard to prove a murder case without a body. 741 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:54,520 And I hid it really well. 742 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,899 Um, uh, does anyone know 743 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:01,699 if there's a bathtub in this church? 744 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,530 Love, love 745 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:06,640 Love is gonna come as a photographer 746 00:29:06,670 --> 00:29:09,520 Yes, a photographer Yeah, yeah 747 00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:11,300 I need love 748 00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:14,580 So someone better bring me a photographer 749 00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:17,340 Yes, a photographer, yeah 750 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:19,310 A flash 751 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:23,480 A glimpse of perfect abs 752 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,450 In flimsy floral dress 753 00:29:27,490 --> 00:29:31,630 Shows off her slender frame 754 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:33,840 Enjoys a private stroll 755 00:29:33,870 --> 00:29:35,950 Love, love 756 00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:39,330 Love is gonna come as a photographer 757 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:43,330 Yes, a photographer Yeah, yeah 758 00:29:43,370 --> 00:29:47,780 759 00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:52,380 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54619

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