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- First time here ?
- Me ? No, I used to live here.
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- For ten years.
- And you left ?
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- So, what brings you back ?
- I'm here for a wedding.
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Yours ?
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- No.
- So, is it good to be back ?
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- Ask me in a couple of days.
- Fair enough.
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LOOKING
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Thank you.
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- Looks who's ambled into town.
- Hey, boys.
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I love that you're late. I don't
think you've ever been late.
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Maybe I'm finally becoming fashionable.
I love your beard.
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I told you nine months is all it takes
to make a new man out of him.
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- Stop it.
- No, no, we need more lisp.
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How long has it
been since we've been here ?
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My twenty-third birthday,
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I had sex with the waiter and you
threw up in toilet, over there.
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Good times. Fuck, it is so good
to see you guys.
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You, too.
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I'm sorry I've been so bad lately,
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it's just that work
has been super hectic
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and it doesn't help
I've de-activated my Facebook,
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but that's not an excuse.
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Don't worry, it's all going fine.
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Last Tuesday there was a line
all the way down the block.
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- That's amazing.
- It's getting there.
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He promised me tonight he wouldn't
check the window, not even once.
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- Maybe once.
- No, no you swore, not even a text.
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- Okay, Jesus.
- How's the Art Institute ?
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These punk art-school brats, they
have no respect for the equipment.
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But I can almost pay rent, now,
so that's something.
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My balls are here.
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What is the plan for tonight ?
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First up
is Li Po for Chinese Mai Tais.
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We haven't been there
in a million years.
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Doris and Malik
are gonna meet us there.
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- Nice. How are they ?
- They're good, I think.
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He hasn't thrown her out,
so that's something.
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- They went to Hawaii recently.
- Richie and Brady are coming too.
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What ? You invited them ?
No, I'm kidding.
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I think it's gonna be nice to see them,
both of them.
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In fact, I made a pact
with myself on the plane
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that I was gonna try
and make a real effort with Brady.
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That's good,
'cause he's actually pretty cool.
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When he's not drunk.
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Wait a second.
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We gotta raise a glass.
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To the new, grown up Agustin.
To all of us, really,
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for finally finding something
close to adulthood, right ?
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Close to it.
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It took us long enough.
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- Would you stop eating my balls ?
- I love your balls.
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I can't get enough of your balls.
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Nothing has changed.
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Heya, stranger.
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I'm good.
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Since you've been gone, I've been
embracing my heterosexuality.
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I went on a wine tour.
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Which she got thrown off
for getting wasted.
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We get couples massages,
we got book club,
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I have like dinner parties,
where I kind of cook a little bit.
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Which we don't get invited to.
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You would come if I invited you ?
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Probably not.
There's only so many times
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I can hear you talk
about the container store.
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I love the container store ! Would
you rather we talk about poultry ?
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No.
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Do I hear the ding-dong
of wedding bells ?
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Are the two of you gonna follow
Agustin down the aisle ?
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Sorry, Disney princess,
no that dream's not happening.
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I'm embracing my heterosexuality,
but I'm not insane.
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So, that's a no ?
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Malik and I made a very important
commitment to living in sin.
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We embrace the sin. Sunday morning ?
We're not in church.
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Marriage is for the gays.
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And you poor fuckin bastards,
you can have it.
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It's a magical time !
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This is the best news ever.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations, Augustin.
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How you doing ?
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- Hey, Brady !
- The prodigal son returns !
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Hi. Good to see you.
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How are you ?
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- Hi, Kyah!
- I'm so the new Patrick of the group.
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We're all back together.
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Patrick, how is it going ?
I want to hear about...
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How's Boise ?
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It's Denver, not Boise.
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Same thing.
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But it's good, I'm loving work
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and I'm finally
the head of my own department.
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No more cage fighting homos ?
No more otter vs owls ?
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Not at work, at least.
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What is it you're actually doing ? I've
asked but nobody seems to know.
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We're developing
this virtual reality video game
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where humans have mated with aliens,
and they've created
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this super-race
with special abilities.
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- I'm so in.
- It's a cool game.
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Of course you're in.
Anything with aliens, sold.
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But what is there to do in
Salt Lake City ? What do you do ?
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Denver.
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What do you do in Denver ?
Goddammit, sorry.
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You don't miss it here ?
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I miss you guys.
I miss the people, for sure.
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But in a lot of ways,
the cities are very similar,
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it's the same small batch coffee,
the same Korean meat-balls,
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except people there are a little less
San Francisco.
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In the way that people in San Francisco
can be annoying.
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I totally get it.
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But the Denver people,
they're really cool.
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Are there any gays in Denver ?
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Yeah, there's a lot of gays,
it's a big city,
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And Paddy's been making the most
of being the single cowgirl in town.
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I have, indeed.
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They're like Brokeback Mountain,
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are you just like having sex
with Jake Gyllenhaal ?
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No, but, I broke
this back mountain a couple times.
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Girl, you changed.
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I can't believe
I have this stupid bag.
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Your hair looks good.
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- Thank you.
- Kept it short, huh ?
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Yeah, short on the sides.
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It's good to see you.
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You, too.
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Sorry I was so incommunicado,
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but it felt like the right thing
to do while I got settled.
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You don't need to explain.
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Yeah, but I left so suddenly
without much of an explanation.
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You did what you had to do.
So don't sweat it.
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What's it like being back home,
so close to your folks ?
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I'm near home, I'm not at home,
131
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and that 50 minute car-ride
makes all the difference.
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Butit's been pretty positive.
I never thought
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that I could actually be there
and be myself,
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so that feels like progress.
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That's good.
And how's your mom ?
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She's all right.
It's probably helpful I was there
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and only semi-judgmental
about her choice to drop my dad.
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How are you about the divorce ?
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- I'm thirty.
- I don't think that matters.
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She dumped the guy
that she left my dad for,
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and now she's having sex
with her therapist, Dr. Samperstein.
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Really ?
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She really likes to make
a fuckin mess of things.
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But then,
like mother like son, I guess.
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I'm saying nothing.
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I finally followed your advice
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and tried to work things out
with my dad.
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It turns out that advice
totally sucked.
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Shit, really ?
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Yeah. I tried to honor the fact
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that he would never really be
completely happy with who I am,
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and tried to find
a common ground, but...
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There was none ?
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Turns out
he is a raging homophobe.
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It's like him
trying to understand me
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undermines everything he thinks
he knows about himself. So...
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Do you think
he'll ever come around ?
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He's a proud fucker,
so probably not.
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If I'm like my mom, then...
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Shut up. But Brady has been
really cool about the whole thing.
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He's been super supportive,
so that's helped.
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Good. What about the barber truck ?
I've been hearing amazing things.
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- It's going really well.
- And you don't miss Willy's ?
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Yeah, but it's also good
to be doing my own thing.
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Agustin did a really great job
with the paint-work on it.
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He's really good.
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I can just picture you cruising
down Valencia
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luring people into your truck
for a fade. It's kind of perfect.
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Sometimes, I want to drive
to Reno and start doing perms
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in some casino parking lot.
Just to do something different.
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That would be the best reality
show, ever. Or maybe the worst.
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It's basically the same thing.
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You should come by some time.
See me in action.
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I'd like that. If not this trip,
then the next one, for sure.
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Here they are !
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- We thought we'd lost you.
- I know, it's this bag.
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Agustin has totally convinced me.
I'm pro-marriage now.
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You fuckin' traitor.
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- You wanna get married ?
- Right now ?
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- Maybe not right now.
- Come on !
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You all right ?
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- I'm good, how you feelin' ?
- I'm good. I'm a little tired.
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- You gonna sing ?
- Yeah !
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What are you gonna sing ?
What are we gonna sing together ?
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I love that you've chosen
all of our old haunts.
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I felt like I needed to return
to the scenes of my crimes.
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You're not dying.
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This whole getting married
thing is making me feel all...
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I don't think that the air quotes
are necessary.
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Oh, shit.
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- Bride to be.
- You made it.
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Of course. Miss Murray !
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How's it going ?
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00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,800
Good, you took the Concorde
in from Paris ?
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Yes. It's so good to see you.
What a surprise !
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What are you ladies drinking ?
I'm buying.
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- Something cheap and strong.
- Yeah, just like you.
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- I'll take it.
- I'm kidding.
199
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So, you guys are friends, now,
like actual friends ?
200
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,800
Who reached out to who ?
201
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,240
I felt like I needed to close that
chapter before I opened a new one,
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I called him up.
I thought I told you,
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No, it's great.
He's always been a good guy.
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Just because it didn't work out
doesn't mean
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it couldn't turn into something new.
Plus Eddie's cool with it.
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- Of course he is.
- He's the best.
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BT dubs, you and I are singing.
For old time's sake !
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I love you, but bad things happen
when I get behind a microphone.
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No, badass things.
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Oh my god !
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00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,120
Why isn't he making
eye contact with me ?
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I remember.
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I think his exact words were,
I'd rather seal up my butthole
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and never suck another cock again
rather than get married.
215
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,720
I can't believe that gay people
are so desperate to be straight.
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They shouldn't even be called
gay any more.
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- Did I really sound that annoying ?
- No, you don't, he was a total cunt.
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I miss cunty Agustin.
He was fun at parties.
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You've become one of those gay guys
you always hated.
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Soon you'll be adopting babies
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and going on cruises
with the other Stepford homos.
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- Leave him alone.
- What you're doing is amazing.
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You know I'm kidding.
I'm thrilled.
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Eddie is a shining light
of awesomeness in your life.
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00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,640
And you're doing it
for the right reasons.
226
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,720
So, what's there not to love ?
227
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,480
Thank you, Frank.
That was beautiful.
228
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,480
Just don't fuck it up.
229
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,640
Stay away from rent boys
for a start.
230
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,680
I know that I said I wouldn't,
but fuck it. Let's do this.
231
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,040
- We're gonna sing ?
- Yes, we're gonna sing.
232
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,320
- Can I finally be Justin ?
- Yes !
233
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,400
Let's do it !
234
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,480
I will never suck a cock again !
235
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,400
That's my advice,
stay away from rent boys.
236
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,480
This was actually the first club me
and Paddy ever came to in the city.
237
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,320
It's also where
me and Paddy hooked up.
238
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,600
Yes, it was.
239
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:33,760
Muscle Mary and goodie-two-shoes,
get the fuck outta here.
240
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,320
I didn't know you guys hooked up.
241
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,640
Yes, but it was a long time ago
and we do not need to go back there.
242
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,960
- Yeah we do.
- No, we do not.
243
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,960
Story !
244
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,440
Once upon a time there was
a pretty princess called Paddy,
245
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:50,240
he was all by himself,
poor lonely baby, totally wasted
246
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,000
and dancing to Britney, remember ?
247
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,080
I do.
248
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,960
I'm assuming we've all seen
Paddy's drunk dancing.
249
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,440
- What's it like ?
- Enthusiastic.
250
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,640
Did you guys fuck ?
251
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,240
I wouldn't say fuck.
252
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,360
It was more like
side by side jerking off,
253
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,720
although I do remember
almost giving you a blowjob.
254
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,000
I remember you licking the side
but refusing to put the tip in.
255
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,680
I was very disease-phobic
in those days.
256
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,040
I had a lot
of self-loathing back then.
257
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,880
Back then ?
258
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,040
That was a joke !
259
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,960
I'm glad you cried on my shoulder
I didn't put my dick in your butt
260
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,240
because look where we are now.
261
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,720
Hey, faggots !
262
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,760
I am so glad you came in for this.
263
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,600
He never would have did it
without his maid of dishonor.
264
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,080
I wouldn't have missed this for
the world, are you kidding ? Please.
265
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,440
And this is my friend Jake.
266
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,040
He's my oldest
and dearest from Chicago.
267
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,960
I'm trying to get him to move here,
so please play nice with others !
268
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,360
I want you to meet Dom. Dom ?
269
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,480
He saw your pic and he really
wants to taste your chicken.
270
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,520
What was that ?
271
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,160
He's cute. You've literally
had nothing for months.
272
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,960
Plus, from what Eddie says,
273
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,680
he has the most beautiful penis
in all of Illinois.
274
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,920
Dance with me our last time
as single girls.
275
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,880
A nice Midwestern girl.
276
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,680
What ?
277
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,680
He's really cute.
I feel like you should go for it.
278
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,120
You're as bad as Doris.
279
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,600
- What's the harm ?
- I gotta pee.
280
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:30,360
I wanna see you guys on the dance
floor later. Both of you.
281
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,800
Tequila ?
282
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
I wanna dance on the bar.
283
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,680
Last time I was here,
I was in a leather vest.
284
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,480
I remember.
285
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,080
That seems like a long time ago.
286
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,520
It does.
287
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,760
I'm glad you left, you know ?
288
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,800
- What ?
- You know what I mean ?
289
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:19,720
It took a lot of guts, and it seems
to have done you a lot of good.
290
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,320
You think ?
291
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:28,720
Sometimes you gotta leave things
behind so you can move forward.
292
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,680
- I got you a tequila.
- Thank you !
293
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,680
You haven't tasted it yet,
it's the cheap stuff.
294
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,640
Cheers.
295
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,440
- That is the cheap stuff.
- Get your ass out on the dance floor.
296
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,320
How could I resist the call
of Britney ?
297
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,320
You coming ?
298
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,000
I think I need another drink first but
looking forward to see you move.
299
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,320
I can't hear you.
300
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,120
Richie !
301
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,400
Fine. Let's just dance.
302
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,320
Holy fuck.
You're really good at that.
303
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,240
I've been training.
304
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,880
I think I want you to fuck me.
305
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,320
We don't have to
if you don't want to,
306
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,440
- Don't you want to fuck me ?
- Yeah.
307
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,320
Then do it.
308
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,600
You feel so good.
309
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,840
Can you put the brakes on,
a bit ?
310
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,720
Sorry, is it hurting ?
311
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,480
Don't flatter yourself.
312
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,840
No, I just don't to come too...
313
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,880
It's way too late for that,
just go faster.
314
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,520
Harder, harder !
315
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,520
I'm gonna come.
316
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,200
So, how do you like it at Zynga ?
317
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,760
You get free Reese's Pieces,
what's not to love ?
318
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,600
That's how they get you.
All that sugar.
319
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,520
Watch out, you don't want
to get stuck in their fly traps.
320
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,920
- Is that why you left MDG ?
- Something like that.
321
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,200
Come on, spill the beans.
322
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,240
Okay, fine. I was in a relationship
with my boss.
323
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,640
But after we broke up,
the office was like that movie Saw,
324
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,160
except without the cute guy chained
to the wall.
325
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,560
It wasn't Kevin Matheson, was it ?
326
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,960
What ?
327
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,480
My god, it was, wasn't it ?
328
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,600
Why do you say that ?
329
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,440
I know he works there,
and he's gay.
330
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,400
That's why I hate this fucking
city, it's so small.
331
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,480
Please don't tell me
that you had sex with him.
332
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,640
No, no, but I would.
333
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,800
Those ears,
I would tug on those babies.
334
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,440
I did interview with him
back in January.
335
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,280
Oh, my god, for my job.
336
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:52,040
I didn't get it. I heard he hired
a 19 year old muscle queen from LA.
337
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,440
Of course, he did.
338
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,800
I take it you two don't talk ?
339
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,240
Talk, no, but he PayPals me
every now and again
340
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,680
for this game
we designed together.
341
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,560
- Cha-ching.
- I wish.
342
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,520
I would so happily give up
those ninety dollars
343
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,280
just so I didn't have
to see his name in my in-box.
344
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,760
So, why don't you ?
345
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,680
You have to bury your dead
real good,
346
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,800
so they don't come back
and haunt you.
347
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,920
Who made you so fucking wise ?
348
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,080
What ? I'm twenty-two, I've had
my fair share of boyfriends.
349
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,440
Really, at twenty-two ?
You must have started pretty young.
350
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,200
Sixteen.
351
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,160
You had a boyfriend
when you sixteen years old ?
352
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:42,400
Yeah. He's quite butch, isn't he ?
Kevin.
353
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,120
He's not so butch
when he's got his legs in the air.
354
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,200
Is he a hungry bottom ?
355
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,800
- Super hungry.
- Oh, my god, that's awesome.
356
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,720
So is he why you left
San Francisco ?
357
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,680
Kevin, no, he's not getting
full credit for that.
358
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,160
Then, why did you leave ?
359
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:06,520
A lot of different reason.
To be honest,
360
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,200
I sort of made a mess
of this other relationship
361
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,160
with someone else I was with.
362
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,440
- I'm sensing a theme.
- Yeah, exactly.
363
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,320
Then after Kevin,
I realized what an idiot I'd been,
364
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,600
but it was too late then.
That ship had sailed.
365
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,800
- I'm sorry.
- No, don't be.
366
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,240
It was actually the best thing
for both of us.
367
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,640
And the truth is, even
if that ship hadn't sailed,
368
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,280
I probably would have found a way
to sink it
369
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,600
before it left the harbor, anyway.
370
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:41,320
Yes, so then I went to Denver
and I swore myself off relationships
371
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,200
which was probably better
for everyone in the long run.
372
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:53,640
But it was also about
just being tired
373
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,520
of my life not moving forward,
you know ?
374
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,480
Or at least not moving
in the right direction.
375
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:03,520
Going away was about pressing
the reset button and starting over.
376
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,800
- Do you know what I mean ?
- Sure, yeah.
377
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,880
- And, so ?
- So, what ?
378
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:22,440
The reset, did it work ?
379
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,520
- Hey, lazy bones.
- Hi.
380
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,880
You could
have slept in your old bed.
381
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,280
Wasn't that Jake guy in there ?
382
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,920
No, of course not.
383
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,000
Thank you.
384
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,720
And Agustin's at Eddie's place,
you could have slept in his room.
385
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,440
- I'm not getting in those sheets.
- I don't blame you.
386
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,640
What time is it ?
387
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,160
It's the afternoon.
I gotta go to work.
388
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,560
- You can come if you want.
- I want to see the window.
389
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,120
And that way you can tell me
390
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,840
all the disgusting things
you did to that poor child.
391
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,440
I rimmed him, he rimmed me.
I fucked him, he fucked me.
392
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,800
It was very democratic.
393
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,680
I'm loving all this sex positive
sex you've been having lately.
394
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,480
Are you sure
it doesn't make me a slut ?
395
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,720
- Does it make you feel positive ?
- Most of the time.
396
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:33,000
- There you go.
- Then, afterwards, I don't know.
397
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,480
- What happened ?
- Nothing happened.
398
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,160
Then what ?
399
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,120
I don't know, maybe it's that
I went away to Colorado
400
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,360
and everything was out
of sight and out of mind,
401
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,120
and now I'm back,
and then there it all is.
402
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,240
There what is ?
403
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,200
Everything I thought
I'd dealt with.
404
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,280
Do you think I should see Kevin
while I'm here ?
405
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,040
Why would you even think
about doing that ?
406
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,600
Just to close the chapter,
bury the dead.
407
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,920
See if he's gotten fat and gross.
408
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,960
Just assume he's gotten
fat and gross, and move on.
409
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,200
You're right.
410
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:10,440
I forgot that you have a parklet !
Holy shit. It looks so good !
411
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,520
Right ?
412
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,480
If this doesn't mean you've made it I
don't know what does.
413
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,320
Hi !
414
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,320
Is it bring your daughter
to work day ?
415
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,760
What are you doing here ?
416
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,880
I came to talk to you. I didn't come
to talk to you. Go home.
417
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,480
- I'm sorry, I can go home.
- No, it's fine. Please.
418
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,880
Does anybody have a donut ?
I'm starving.
419
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,080
And what do you do for a
hangover ? And I want to throw up.
420
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,800
And he was totally into Dom, too.
421
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,720
He was, great.
And, was he nice ?
422
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,800
He was very nice.
423
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,280
So did you fuck him ?
Is he gonna move in with you ?
424
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,920
Help you clean the grease stains
off your aprons ?
425
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,560
No to both of those,
426
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,000
and do we really need to have
this conversation again ?
427
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,880
We're having it again, how can that
be ? I haven't seen you in months.
428
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,760
- I saw you last night.
- That didn't count.
429
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,880
That was before you ran home for a
hot bubble bath and an early night.
430
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,160
I don't get to stay out to all hours
just enjoying myself, any more.
431
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,760
That never used to stop you.
432
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,320
Not that I'm taking Doris's side,
433
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,640
but why didn't you have sex
with Jake ?
434
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,800
He lives in Chicago.
It would just be sex.
435
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,360
I want to keep my focus clear.
436
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,440
I don't want to complicate
things right now.
437
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,400
Complicate. That doesn't mean
you gotta turn
438
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,000
into Sister Dominic
of the Tenderloin.
439
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,600
That should be the name
for the second window.
440
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,360
This is so what he's like, Patrick.
This is what I have to deal with.
441
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,240
The only thing he ever
thinks about is work.
442
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,680
Is that so bad right now ?
443
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,080
I think that all we're saying
is it's ok have a little fun.
444
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,360
Get your hands on some skin that
doesn't belong to a plucked chicken.
445
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:36,560
I appreciate the concern,
but I'm fine.
446
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,960
I know what it is that I want,
and better still,
447
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,960
I can see a way of getting it.
I got some purpose.
448
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,960
- And sex could risk that ?
- Or maybe even a relationship ?
449
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,680
Very possibly.
450
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,600
I don't want to sound
451
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:58,720
like one of those gross
couple relationship evangelist thing
452
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,560
but you liked being with Lynn.
453
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:07,080
Yes, of course I did. But that's
not what I want right now.
454
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,480
I don't want to compromise,
455
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,000
and relationships
take a lot of compromise.
456
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,160
- Can I say one thing ?
- Would it matter if I said no ?
457
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:20,160
This is working,
you're not gonna fuck it up.
458
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,000
I know the feeling.
459
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,480
But I'm not my mom
and you're not your dad.
460
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,800
I'm being... whatever.
461
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,680
Hey.
462
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,240
Yeah, I could do that.
463
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,720
Yes.
464
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,560
I'll meet you there.
465
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,880
I will meet you there right now.
All right, I'll see you soon.
466
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,640
Bye.
467
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,840
Does anybody want to come
with me to Indian Rock ?
468
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,200
I think that Agustin
might be having a crisis.
469
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,120
Fuck no.
470
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,880
- Not in a million years.
- God.
471
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,440
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
472
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,760
You're so gonna get laid
smelling like that.
473
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,920
Good, Patrick,
we're together again.
474
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,280
What happened ?
You seemed so calm yesterday.
475
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,240
I was calm, and then I woke up
this morning
476
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,920
with this pain in my stomach,
477
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,400
like, I had an ulcer
that was about to burst.
478
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,200
It's a stressful thing
you're doing getting married.
479
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,440
I guess.
480
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,720
You're getting committed
to somebody else.
481
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,040
I don't think your choice
of vocabulary's helping.
482
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,680
- Do you love him ?
- Do I love him ?
483
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,480
Do you love Eddie ?
484
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,600
I always used to say
that love is a social construct
485
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,080
that doesn't really exist.
486
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,080
I didn't believe you then
and I don't believe you now.
487
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,160
- So, what is it ?
- Christ, don't ask me.
488
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,600
Seriously, how would you define it ?
489
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,680
Let me ask a different question.
490
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:03,240
Does the idea of being with Eddie
make you happy ?
491
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,800
Like, the two of you getting
old and grey together,
492
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,680
smoking weed
to ease the arthritis.
493
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,040
That thought does makes me happy.
494
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,400
Why ?
495
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,080
I don't know.
496
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,720
I like his beard.
I like his hat collection.
497
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,320
I like that whenever
I have someone I wanna bitch about
498
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,200
or there's something funny
that I see,
499
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,800
he's the person I want to tell.
He's my best friend, I guess.
500
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,320
I'm mildly jealous
that I'm no longer your best friend.
501
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,360
Okay, he's my best friend
that I wanna have sex with.
502
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,480
- Also, he has a huge penis.
- Isn't that everything ?
503
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,480
Not the penis part, obviously,
but the other stuff ?
504
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,760
Maybe if you just focus on that,
505
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,400
this won't
seem like such a big deal.
506
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,640
Actually, I don't even think
this is about Eddie.
507
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,200
This isn't like
some runaway bride moment
508
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,000
where I feel like there's
someone else out there for me.
509
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,640
Then what is it ?
510
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,520
Remember when we first came here
after we started college ?
511
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,720
- Of course.
- We talked about our big life plan.
512
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,560
Among other things.
513
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,840
If you had told me
then that a decade later
514
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,360
I'd be working at the Art Institute
as a shop manager
515
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,480
and getting hitched to a man, I...
516
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,520
What did you know about
anything in those days ?
517
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,640
We couldn't even
get married back then.
518
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:28,480
You heard those guys last night.
Frank, especially him. Dom. Brady.
519
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,200
Don't listen to anything Brady says.
520
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,240
He's like a blog that nobody reads,
but in human form.
521
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,520
But those guys were right.
I used to think
522
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,200
that I would be like Keith Herring,
or Robert Mapplethorpe.
523
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,440
But instead,
I've become Neil Patrick Harris.
524
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,440
Only not as cool,
'cause I can't tap dance.
525
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,560
- You can learn.
- I'm being serious.
526
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,640
I'm not who I thought I'd be,
and it's tough for me to take.
527
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,960
I've become everything
that I rallied against for years.
528
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,160
- Very loudly.
- You're allowed to change.
529
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,240
Especially when you've found
something that works for you.
530
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,040
But what happens if I get
married and I freak out ?
531
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,080
Not about Eddie
but about me.
532
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,600
What happens if I can't cope
that this new me is so far
533
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,640
from who I thought I would be
that I fuck everything up ?
534
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:16,880
What happens if I hurt Eddie ?
I don't want to to him.
535
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,320
What makes you think
you'll do that ?
536
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,200
Because it's what I do,
for fuck's sake.
537
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,680
Before you know it,
I'll be on the phone with CJ
538
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,360
and I'll get him and a couple
of other rent boys
539
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,840
to fuck Eddie just so I could
feel better about myself.
540
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,360
I doubt that very much. I think
you learned your lesson there.
541
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,960
Did I ?
542
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,960
You know what I love ?
Over the last couple years,
543
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,600
when you found that something
didn't work for you,
544
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:48,360
you somehow found a way to fix it.
And that made you happy, right ?
545
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,080
I suppose.
546
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,200
You are happier now
than you've ever been.
547
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,400
Not in this particular moment,
obviously,
548
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,000
but who cares if you aren't you
who thought you were gonna be
549
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,960
when you were eighteen years old.
You have had ten years of experience
550
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,680
to figure out what it is
you really need.
551
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,480
That's well said.
552
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,600
And you know what ? This is not
a Katherine Heigl movie. Fuck her.
553
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,960
This is your Sigourney Weaver
Alien trilogy.
554
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,440
You've got so much left to go.
555
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,600
You could even start up
your art practice again.
556
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,320
Now that's a scary thought.
Scarier than the alien.
557
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:31,560
That's true. Forget I said that last
part, but you know what I mean.
558
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,720
I miss you.
559
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,840
I miss you, too.
560
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,920
We're just like Julianne Moore
and Annette Benning
561
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,120
in The Kids are All Right.
562
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,800
- Totally.
- Who am I ?
563
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,520
Annette Benning, obviously.
564
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,960
You're sleeping with him,
aren't you ?
565
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,800
Dom, do you think things
would have been different for me
566
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,680
if I came out when I was sixteen ?
567
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,320
- Different how ?
- I don't know, just different.
568
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,320
More adjusted,
like Jimmy from the other night,
569
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,360
or better at being
in relationships, maybe ?
570
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,400
I thought you didn't want
a relationship.
571
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,280
Maybe I was kidding myself
just a little bit.
572
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,280
- At least you admit it.
- So, what do you think ?
573
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,720
I may not be the best person
to ask about relationships,
574
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,320
since my history
is with a meth-head
575
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,880
and an old dude in love
with a dead guy.
576
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,400
But maybe it's not worth
thinking about.
577
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,680
You can't go back in time.
578
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,200
Maybe everything would've taken
a very different turn
579
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,560
if you had managed to shoehorn
your dick into my butt
580
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,040
all those years ago.
581
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,680
Seriously ?
582
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,720
I would've gotten over
my anal sex fear a lot earlier.
583
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,280
Probably a lot of other fears, too.
584
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,120
Remember in the movie 2012 when
California sank into the Pacific ?
585
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,520
You really think
it would've been that bad ?
586
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,040
Yes. And plus we never
would've become best friends,
587
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,200
and that would've
been a real shame.
588
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,760
That's true. I am glad that
you're my best friend, now,
589
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,400
especially
since Agustin's out of the picture.
590
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,440
So, what if we got together now ?
591
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,640
Sure. I don't want a relationship,
but for you, I'll make a exception.
592
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,840
Oh, come on. It's not
the worst idea in the world.
593
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,280
- It's up there.
- You just said we're best friends.
594
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,440
And that is the perfect basis
for a relationship.
595
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,560
- Says who ?
- Says Agustin.
596
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,560
What the hell does he know ?
597
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,120
We don't make each other sick
598
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,720
physically, right ?
599
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,880
- Do I make you sick ?
- It depends on what I've eaten.
600
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,840
I don't know, I mean, maybe
this has been staring us in the face
601
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,520
the whole time.
602
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,520
You are actually scaring me
right now.
603
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,880
We understand and accept
each other's flaws.
604
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,320
Your work is important to you
as mine is to me.
605
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,280
We like the same movies.
On paper...
606
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,400
Would you stop laughing ?
On paper, it sounds totally right.
607
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,680
You are not being serious.
608
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,200
- Not really.
- Okay, good.
609
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,320
But it would be nice, wouldn't it ?
610
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,600
To suddenly find something
by mistake that makes sense.
611
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:48,520
That makes it all easier.
612
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,120
What just happened ?
613
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,320
- I kissed you.
- Why ?
614
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,320
I don't know, I felt like it.
I wanted to see if you were right.
615
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,120
And you looked a little sad.
616
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,000
- How did it feel ?
- A little bit weird, if I'm honest.
617
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,120
Kind of like
kissing your brother ?
618
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,520
I can't believe we did that.
619
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,280
My god.
620
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,320
- I think maybe I'm a little stoned.
- Yeah, me, too.
621
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,160
We should sleep.
622
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,320
I'm sorry I made you make out
with me.
623
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,640
You did say you wanted me
to have some fun.
624
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,320
So fun.
625
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,400
Go again ?
626
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,640
Oh, god. So hard to know whether
you're doing the right thing.
627
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:18,080
Yes. So, what's the answer ?
628
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,320
Who the fuck knows ?
629
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,840
Although, maybe you were right
this morning.
630
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,600
- About what ?
- About closing a chapter.
631
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:35,120
It's so easy to let the past
make a mess of the present.
632
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,280
You should try not
to let that happen, just FYI.
633
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,280
This is a surprise.
634
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,960
- You're blonde.
- Yeah, I'm blonde.
635
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,400
- And you had your hair cut, too.
- You look well.
636
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,680
You didn't need to dress up.
637
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,320
Agustin's getting married, today,
actually, so...
638
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,680
- To Eddie ?
- Yeah.
639
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,480
Fuck. I never put money
on that lasting.
640
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,360
Love is a mysterious game,
I guess.
641
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,400
- You look well, too, by the way.
- Thank you.
642
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,360
Should we just stand here and tell
each other how well we look,
643
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,160
or should we go get that coffee
and explain why you texted me ?
644
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:05,720
- Let's do that.
- I'm thinking this way.
645
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,000
- Cool ?
- Yes, let's do it.
646
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,480
So, how's Denver ?
I love what you guys are doing.
647
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,040
It's good.
648
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,920
I hear you're finally heading
your own chain. That's a good thing.
649
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,440
That's something that should've
happened a long time ago.
650
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,800
Thanks.
651
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:28,400
Word of advice. Don't go falling
for any of your subordinates.
652
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:37,000
I'll try my best. How's MDG ?
And Owen ? I haven't really talk...
653
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,840
Talked to them, I know.
He's good. He's been promoted.
654
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,480
- Meredith, she finally came out.
- What ?
655
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,120
I'm kidding. Here.
656
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,000
Thank you.
657
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,760
You look different.
Not completely different, but...
658
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,560
I lost a little weight,
maybe it's that, right ?
659
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,960
Maybe. I've piled on the pounds.
660
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,800
John finally embraced
my love of fried chicken.
661
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,320
- John ?
- We got back together.
662
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,720
Really ?
663
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,240
Does that surprise you ?
664
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,920
I donno. Maybe not.
665
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,240
Do you know what, in many ways,
what happened between us
666
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,360
was a good thing.
The break-up...
667
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,280
- The large, filtered, tall, black ?
- That's me. Thank you.
668
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,600
The whole thing has just made me
think about what I wanted,
669
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,480
what I needed in a relationship
to make it work,
670
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,840
so in many ways, I'm quite thankful
that you came into my life
671
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,160
and fucked it up
'cause it's better, now.
672
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,200
I don't really know how
to answer that.
673
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:43,760
John and me are actually,
we're actually really good.
674
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,200
We had some therapy, which
I would highly recommend for you.
675
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,880
You're not the first person
to suggest that.
676
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:55,280
Not surprising. We came to fully
understand our wants and our needs.
677
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,360
You've been here too long,
678
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,240
you're even starting
to sound like an American.
679
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,080
Large, soy milk iced coffee ?
680
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,960
If I meet Chris Pratt
down at Fitness First
681
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,920
I can jerk him off to my heart's
content and that's completely fine.
682
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,080
I'm happy for you and John.
And Chris Pratt.
683
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,000
I don't a-hundred percent
believe that.
684
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,480
It's not like I ever wanted you
to be miserable.
685
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:23,320
I'm glad it worked out for you.
686
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,480
Shall we sit ?
687
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,200
Basically, I want to hand over
all rights to you for the app.
688
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,400
Okay. We didn't need
to meet for that.
689
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,840
I know, but it's better
to do it like this.
690
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,360
I could have a guy draw up
a document, but I feel like...
691
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,040
- What if it makes a fortune ?
- It's hardly Minecraft.
692
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,720
Okay, but it could still
end up making us some money.
693
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,360
Stereotyped, cliche-ridden dross.
694
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,080
Or my personal favorite,
what the fuck is the point ?
695
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,680
Why do you read what people say ?
696
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,320
- Don't you ?
- Yeah, but I don't care.
697
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,160
Anyway, making money
was never the point.
698
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,480
What was the point ?
699
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:18,600
I feel like it doesn't make sense
for us to do it anymore.
700
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,360
Together.
701
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,040
Okay, I'm gonna ask you something.
702
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,200
Were you ever actually in love
with me ?
703
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,560
Yes, I think so.
704
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,880
I certainly
loved the idea of us...
705
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,240
'Cause I could've made it work.
706
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,520
When I said I wanted to
be monogamous with you, I meant it.
707
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,200
I didn't want you to make a promise
you couldn't keep.
708
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,160
Fuck you. How do you know
I wouldn't keep it ?
709
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,040
That's not why we broke up, we
just weren't right for each other.
710
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,880
- No, how do you know that ?
- I did, I do.
711
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,080
You didn't even try, you moved
in one day, you moved out the next.
712
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,280
You didn't even unpack.
713
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,920
I admit that I handled that
horribly, but I apologized for that.
714
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,880
And isn't it better to quit
rather than drag out something
715
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,480
that you know won't work ?
716
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,760
In a nutshell, there's your problem.
717
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,400
What is ?
718
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:27,400
You quit, you run away,
you don't take risks, ever.
719
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,240
What are you talking about,
I moved in with you.
720
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,800
No, no, Patrick, the risk would've
been trying to make it work.
721
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,600
The risk would've been putting in
hard graft to make it work.
722
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,800
I don't want to seem
like a cunt, but you are a coward.
723
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,720
I don't think that's fair.
I couldn't trust you, any more.
724
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,240
And I don't know
what hard graft means,
725
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,760
but I don't think
I've been a coward, at all.
726
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,920
I think the facts tell
a very different story.
727
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,600
Would a coward have moved
to a different city, a new job,
728
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,640
left everything behind ?
729
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,800
You basically moved home.
730
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,520
Are you sure you didn't run away,
and not move away ?
731
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,640
They're two very different things.
What next for Patrick Murray ?
732
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,120
When that doesn't work out,
I bet you a million dollars
733
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,520
you're already looking
for the next thing.
734
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:15,760
You are. I know you.
You run away and you are a coward.
735
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,680
You were a coward with me,
you were a coward with Richard.
736
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,040
You come across a few potholes
in the road,
737
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,520
and instead of trying to navigate
through it,
738
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,160
you slam your brakes on,
and you run the other direction.
739
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:28,560
I did not come here
to get nailed to the cross.
740
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,320
So, why did you come here, then ?
741
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,960
Honestly, and please
don't use the app as an excuse.
742
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:39,120
I came here to close a chapter.
743
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,480
To see if we could move forward
from this.
744
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,080
To become friends ?
Is that what you want ?
745
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,920
Why don't you come over to my house,
and then we can have a barbecue,
746
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,280
me, you, and John ?
747
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:59,680
Do you really think that you
and me could ever be friends ?
748
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,040
No, sadly.
749
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,560
Sorry. I really didn't want it
to be like that.
750
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,800
- I shouldn't have texted.
- It's a good thing.
751
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,800
It needed to be done.
752
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,240
Just draw the contract,
I'll sign it.
753
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,840
Thinking about it, it's probably
the right thing for me, too.
754
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,840
Kevin,
755
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:47,520
do you honestly think
we would've worked ?
756
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,960
I'd like to have given it a try.
757
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,240
I wasn't gonna tell you this,
758
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,080
but seeing as I'm gonna make
a fortune off One Up 'Em...
759
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,040
Tell me what ?
760
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,400
I know of a job position
coming here,
761
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,880
that you'd be good for, in S.F.
762
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,680
At MDG ?
763
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:30,680
Don't worry, I'm not gonna be there.
John and I are moving to London.
764
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,360
Really ?
765
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,280
Got a job offer there, and I've been
been missing home a lot.
766
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,560
Are you done with San Francisco ?
767
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,960
If that's something that you'd be
interested in, I can make it happen,
768
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,640
but I have to warn you:
Owen will hate you.
769
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,440
But, he will also love
to have you back, so...
770
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,040
Why would you do that for me ?
771
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,480
Seriously, after... everything.
772
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,840
Because, despite everything,
I just want you to be happy.
773
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,400
Why ?
774
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,600
Why ? 'Cause I love you.
775
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,160
Look, don't stay in Denver.
Come back,
776
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,640
and you can take that from someone
who moves around constantly
777
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,880
to avoid dealing with things.
It never works.
778
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,040
But I think you know that already.
779
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,880
If you're interested, email me.
We don't need to talk, okay ?
780
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,600
One last hug ?
781
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,560
Oh, shit.
782
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,080
Sorry I'm late,
there was trouble...
783
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,640
- Are you okay ?
- Yeah, I'm fine, are you good ?
784
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,240
- Don't worry.
- Where's Eddie ?
785
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,000
He's using the toilet
for the eleventh time.
786
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:06,200
I'm getting married to an old lady.
Where the fuck is he ?
787
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,320
Hurry up !
We're gonna lose our spot in line.
788
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,720
It's like every fucker in the city's
getting married.
789
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,080
I nearly got run over by a stampede
of bride's maids.
790
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,320
- Why don't we have bride's maids ?
- You have us.
791
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,200
I'm Italian, for Christ's sake.
This is gonna be the smallest
792
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,960
Italian wedding
in the history of time.
793
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,800
This is just paperwork.
We're gonna party tonight.
794
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,800
Yeah, then why am I wearing this ?
795
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,560
Wearing what ? You're
not wearing a wedding dress.
796
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,160
Maybe I should be.
797
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,200
And maybe we should be getting
married in a church,
798
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,760
giving thanks to the great white man
in the sky for our love.
799
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,920
That's not what I said.
800
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,320
We're not doing this
for other people,
801
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,600
we're not doing this
for our parents,
802
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,040
we're doing this for us.
That's what we discussed.
803
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,440
Shouldn't my mother be here ?
Otherwise, why are we doing this ?
804
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:50,120
Oh, my god.
Why are we doing this at all ?
805
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,360
Can we at least check in ?
806
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,120
I have to toilet again,
and this time it's not pee-pee.
807
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,280
No, hold it in okay ?
You have a powerful sphincter.
808
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,760
I'll meet you guys up there.
Jake, can we get mama on FaceTime ?
809
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,720
- Yes.
- I got this.
810
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,640
We should man the exits.
Eddie is surprisingly fast.
811
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,240
He's not gonna do that, is he ?
812
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,080
He's had that look
in his eyes before.
813
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,800
I think Agustin's
gonna figure it out.
814
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,440
- Where were you ?
- Nowhere.
815
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,640
- So, why do you look so...
- I look fine.
816
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:21,160
- Shit, I need to pee, now.
- Really ?
817
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,800
So do I.
818
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,800
What ? I really do.
819
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,960
You guys pee,
and I'll meet you up there.
820
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,320
... by the state of California,
I pronounce you partners for life.
821
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,080
Now you may kiss.
822
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:03,280
Hello.
Sorry, I think that we're next.
823
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,560
- Are you Rankin or Lanwise ?
- No, I'm not getting married.
824
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,200
It's my friends,
but they'll just be a minute.
825
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,480
- Last minute nerves ?
- Something like that.
826
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,880
It's very common. I wouldn't worry.
827
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,040
Those two have been together
for 45 years.
828
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,560
- That's amazing.
- Yes, it is.
829
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,040
- Can I ask you something ?
- Of course.
830
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,320
How long have you been doing this ?
831
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,520
A very long time.
Some people would say too long.
832
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:41,800
And are you able to tell
if it's gonna work or not ?
833
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,960
Sometimes, maybe I can tell who
wants it more than the other one,
834
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,320
who's gotten real and who's head
is still in the clouds.
835
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,680
Who's willing
or unwilling to adapt.
836
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:02,280
And, do you really think that people
can change for each other ?
837
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,880
I prefer adapt to change.
It's a little more realistic.
838
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,920
Plus I read somewhere that
every part of us has something to do
839
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,200
with the part that came before.
Does that sound corny ?
840
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,640
Works for me.
841
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,320
Maybe that's why we keep making
the same mistakes.
842
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,080
Probably.
843
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,560
How long have you been married ?
844
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:32,320
- Between you and me, not married.
- But, your ring.
845
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:37,120
It's a prop. Nobody wants
a fat trainer at the gym.
846
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,600
- You all set ?
- Yes.
847
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,360
- Lanwise ?
- I got it.
848
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,360
Oh, it's my mom.
849
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,360
I'm sorry I think we'll just be
one more minute.
850
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,800
- Sure. Take your time.
- Is everything all right ?
851
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,280
- It is, now.
- What'd you say ?
852
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,880
Let's just say he's a big Sigourney
Weaver fan, so thank you for that.
853
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:03,240
It was my pleasure. That's
what maids of dishonor are for.
854
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:07,240
I just hope that this marriage
can be whatever we want it to be.
855
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,960
Exactly. It's not like you're
just gonna suddenly be monogamous
856
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,320
and move to the suburbs.
857
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:16,320
No. And then, I love him,
and he loves me,
858
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,240
so what's the worst
that could happen ?
859
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,280
It doesn't work out, it doesn't
work out, but, at least we tried.
860
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,480
Let's fuckin' do this.
861
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,120
You got it all done, right ?
862
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,080
Great, perfect, and if you would
just take a look at that
863
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,200
and make sure they're saying
everything they want to say.
864
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,400
Edward, you have chosen Agustin
to be your partner in life.
865
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,880
Will you strive to love
and respect him always,
866
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,680
be honest and kind and stand by him,
whatever may come ?
867
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,200
I do.
868
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,360
Agustin, you've chosen Edward
to be your partner in life.
869
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,560
Will you strive to love
and respect him always,
870
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:02,520
be honest and kind and stand by him,
whatever may come ?
871
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,920
I do. Yes.
872
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,520
And do you both promise to make
the necessary adjustments
873
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,360
in your personal
and professional lives
874
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:13,320
in order that you may live in a
harmonious relationship together ?
875
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,360
We do.
876
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,120
And as much as you, Edward,
and you, Agustin,
877
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,000
have pledged your love to each
other in front of these witnesses,
878
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,640
by the power vested in me
by the state of California,
879
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,560
I pronounce you
partners in life.
880
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,640
Now you may kiss.
881
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,560
My god.
882
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,400
Now what ?
883
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,880
Now we get drunk and we take a lot
of fuckin' drugs. Sorry, mom.
884
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:22,120
- Hey, there. How'd it go ?
- It was really sweet.
885
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,080
Agustin didn't freak out ?
886
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:29,800
Yesterday, but not today. Eddie,
though, that was a close call.
887
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,280
Really ?
888
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,720
It's so easy
to disregard all of this,
889
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,680
being able to get married stuff,
and what it means,
890
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,920
but when we were in city hall,
today, in public,
891
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,720
in front of total strangers,
I don't know,
892
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,960
in a few years,
this is all just gonna be normal,
893
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,840
it'll just be a way of life
and that's great,
894
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:56,080
but for us, and for all those people
that came before us,
895
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,640
that actually had to struggle
against something,
896
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,400
it's just pretty fucking
incredible, right ?
897
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:04,760
It is.
898
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:09,080
And you can't help but feel,
I don't know, validated,
899
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,840
even though I know we shouldn't
need that validation.
900
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,880
I guess just because you feel
you shouldn't need something,
901
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,960
doesn't mean you don't.
902
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,120
Hi, Paddy-cakes.
903
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,080
- Sorry I didn't get you one.
- It's okay.
904
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,120
What are we talking about ?
905
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:34,240
Just how great it is.
Them getting married.
906
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,760
Champagne ?
907
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,280
Could I please get a tequila ?
Thank you.
908
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,760
- Have you seen Dom ?
- He's around here somewhere.
909
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:03,280
I've already made a round of...
I so know that look.
910
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,520
Weddings are awful, aren't they ?
They're horrible.
911
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:09,560
You have to take solace in knowing
that it's gonna end in divorce.
912
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,320
Malik seems to be enjoying himself.
913
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,200
I know ! He's dancing
with a bunch of bears.
914
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,000
Should I be worried ?
It looks like he's having fun.
915
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,720
Are you sure you don't wanna lock
that down with a wedding ring ?
916
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,160
Wedding rings don't do shit.
Babies, on the other hand,
917
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,960
so much harder
to flush down the toilet.
918
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,680
What ?
919
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,040
What ? I'm so drunk, y'all.
What'd I say ?
920
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,800
- Oh, my god, are you...
- No ! I'm not...
921
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:39,960
I wouldn't be drinking if I was.
If I was my mother I would be.
922
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:44,120
- You are, aren't you ?
- No, I'm not, okay ?
923
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,760
But, okay, Sherlock Homo.
924
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,280
Malik and me
we're talking about having a baby.
925
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,040
Doris, this is incredible news !
926
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,920
- Oh, god, is it ?
- Yeah !
927
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,240
You don't think I'm this big,
old cliché who has incredible news ?
928
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,400
Cliché ? No. If you wanna have a
baby, you wanna have a baby, right ?
929
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,960
- I guess.
- Does Dom know ?
930
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:08,440
No, I was gonna tell him yesterday,
but then you ruined it.
931
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,400
- Tell him !
- Shit, take it easy.
932
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:19,320
You're making... Malik and me
are talking about having a baby...
933
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,760
I may not even be able to have one,
'cause I'm old.
934
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,960
There's gonna be sand pouring
out of me.
935
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,880
And if we have one, it's gonna
a have this weird chest hair.
936
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,400
Are you kidding me ?
937
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,000
No, I'm not kidding you.
We are talking about it.
938
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,920
Unfortunately, it's not...
939
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,520
- I'm gonna be an uncle ?
- Yep. You can be an guncle.
940
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,160
Why didn't you tell me ?
941
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:47,360
I don't know, because I thought
that if I was gonna have a baby
942
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,280
I thought I was gonna have one
with you,
943
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:54,040
and I'm not going
to be having one with you.
944
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,640
- I know, it's just so...
- It's so much better !
945
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,840
You're spilling your beer
all over me, too.
946
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,960
- That's just fucking amazing.
- Yeah, oh, the miracle of life.
947
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,600
I'm not gonna get married.
So don't bring that up.
948
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,520
It's gonna be a bastard child.
That's what we want,
949
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,120
and for god's sakes,
please let it be a gay baby.
950
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,960
With you as its mother, the poor
fuck doesn't have a choice.
951
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:25,800
I know. But before I ruin my life,
I wanna do some drugs tonight.
952
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,200
Pretend we're 25.
953
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,800
Fuck yes. Handsome Jake
has some moon-rocks.
954
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,040
Handsome Jake ?
955
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,800
Handsome Jake
is kind of weakening my resolve.
956
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,600
This evening is going
to take a little turn.
957
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,440
I thought it was gonna
be a nightmare.
958
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,560
Wonderful, all right.
Let's do it.
959
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:49,160
This does not last forever.
This feeling.
960
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:53,280
I know exactly what you're feeling.
This whole misery thing it passes.
961
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,440
If you want it to, it will.
962
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,520
I'll talk to you later.
963
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,080
Can I cut in ?
964
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,400
We need to tell our kids
every day that they are beautiful,
965
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:25,760
that their lives do matter,
that they deserve to be healthy
966
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:30,480
and happy and safe and loved.
That's what Eddie does.
967
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,560
Eddie does that every day
when he goes to work.
968
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,040
And that's why I love you,
Eddie,
969
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:39,040
I'm proud of you, I'm so happy
that you found a man.
970
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,720
And thank you for inviting me
to be a part of this, tonight.
971
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,720
Now where are those
maids of dishonor ?
972
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,680
Patrick, get your skinny ass
up here.
973
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,480
You beautiful boys, here we go.
974
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,480
I think everybody in this room
975
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:09,400
can agree that this is the most
surprising thing in the world,
976
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,240
but, at the same time,
it makes total sense, am I right ?
977
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,320
We love you, Paddy.
978
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,480
This isn't about me, I'm not
gonna make this speech about me.
979
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,720
Never gonna happen.
980
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,440
I want to talk about Agustin.
981
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:26,320
We have been friends
for a very long time.
982
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,960
And there are a million reasons
why I love you.
983
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,720
But one of them,
one of the biggest ones,
984
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:38,360
is that you have been always incredibly
committed
985
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,640
to making the most
of your life.
986
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:46,520
And even when you fuck up,
and we all fuck up, right ?
987
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:50,880
You keep going despite any sort
of doubts that you might have,
988
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,640
and you keep trying to find
the things that work for you,
989
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,000
and you found Eddie, right ?
990
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,600
And it is really clear
991
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,040
that you two are absolutely
crazy about each other,
992
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:08,480
while at the same time being
incredibly realistic
993
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,200
about what that means,
and both being really committed
994
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,760
to figuring out
how to make that work.
995
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,760
And I...
996
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,280
I just think that that is...
997
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,120
Amazing ! And so, before I start
openly weeping,
998
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:33,240
let's raise a cheap cocktail
to Agustin and Eddie !
999
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,440
To Eddie and Agustin !
1000
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,080
That too. And now, everybody,
please welcome to the stage
1001
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,960
my fellow maid of dishonor, Jake.
1002
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:54,040
Patrick, thank you,
that was beautiful.
1003
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,520
Excuse me.
1004
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,160
Hey, guys.
1005
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,920
Better speech than last time.
1006
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,360
Couldn't really
have been any worse, right ?
1007
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:11,480
Probably not.
I need another drink.
1008
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,960
Will you buy me another drink ?
I don't have any cash left.
1009
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,360
You don't think
you've had enough ?
1010
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:19,960
Big gay wedding, right ?
I want to get super drunk
1011
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,360
so I can forget about how dull
we've all become.
1012
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,320
Aren't you already super drunk ?
1013
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,640
Less of the nagging fifties
housewife, please, okay ?
1014
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,080
We aren't married.
1015
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:33,320
I always thought you'd be the wife.
You look so good in an apron.
1016
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,400
What was that ?
1017
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,840
It was just a joke. You called
him a nagging wife and I...
1018
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,760
- You'd expect me to be the wife.
- It was just a joke, that's all.
1019
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,280
Is your fem-phobia a joke
all of a sudden ?
1020
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,160
- Brady...
- What, I'm kidding.
1021
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:49,680
No, that's okay, you can say it.
1022
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,400
It's not the first time
you've implied
1023
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,080
I'm everything that's wrong
with the gay community.
1024
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:56,480
I said you and Kevin were...
1025
01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:01,200
- What are we talking about ?
- About Patrick being a shitty gay.
1026
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:05,440
I love it when gays argue
with other gays about being gays.
1027
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:09,040
Brady thinks he's grand minister
of queer.
1028
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,160
The leader of the gay
thought police.
1029
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,440
It's called having a brain
and think about things.
1030
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,400
Both of you, enough.
1031
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,000
It's a little frustrating
that sometimes Brady thinks
1032
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,880
there's only one way to be gay,
his way.
1033
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:24,680
I'm just sick of people like you
giving us a bad name, okay ?
1034
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,520
You would think that if there
was such a thing as us,
1035
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,200
there would be
a little more solidarity.
1036
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,280
- Maybe you don't deserve it.
- Brady, seriously, what the fuck ?
1037
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,960
I will never understand why you're
so intent on making me feel bad,
1038
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:35,680
because I can't live up
to some ideal
1039
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,640
that I'll never live up to
because it just isn't who I am.
1040
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,680
If you feel bad,
it's probably not my fault.
1041
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,400
- Enough. Okay ?
- I'm sorry, Richie, you're right.
1042
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,560
Brady, I apologize.
1043
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,360
And I promise to read
more of your articles,
1044
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,880
and hope that one day I can
finally learn how to be gay
1045
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:54,960
and be as perfectly adjusted
as you.
1046
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,440
- Yeah, fuck you.
- Fuck you back !
1047
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,960
That's it, we're out of here.
1048
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,280
- Why are you taking his side ?
- I'm not.
1049
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:06,760
- Why does it feel like you are ?
- This has nothing to do with sides.
1050
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,240
Then what is it about ?
1051
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,480
This is about you being too drunk,
1052
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,080
and this is a party for Eddie
and Agustin,
1053
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,560
and has nothing to do
with how you feel about Patrick.
1054
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:18,120
- Or how he feels about you.
- Typical that you would take his...
1055
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:23,920
You want to be with him ? After all
the shit he's put you through ?
1056
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,560
Because I can guarantee
1057
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:30,160
he will do nothing
but break your heart again.
1058
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,760
That your plan ?
1059
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,560
You want to fly in here
on your private jet
1060
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,040
and steal my fucking boyfriend ?
1061
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:43,480
- Of course not.
- Let's get the fuck out of here.
1062
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,960
You're not gonna come, are you ?
1063
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,680
Come on, let's go.
1064
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,160
- You okay, bud ?
- He's just jealous.
1065
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,240
Everyone can see
there's something between you.
1066
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:07,880
There's nothing between us.
1067
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,280
Yet I have managed to fuck things up
for him again.
1068
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:14,520
- That was totally not your fault.
- I could've just shut the fuck up.
1069
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,920
You all right ?
1070
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,800
You have a private jet ?
1071
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,480
How come you're so fuckin' cheap
if you have a private jet ?
1072
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,680
That's a legitimate question.
1073
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,240
I didn't come here
to just ruin everybody's weekend.
1074
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:28,000
Can we please just dance ?
1075
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:31,200
Let's just all get on the dance
floor and dance.
1076
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,400
Let's do it !
1077
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,440
I should tell you something.
1078
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,320
I'm thinking about leaving
San Francisco.
1079
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,160
What do you mean ?
1080
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,360
I've been thinking about it
for a long time.
1081
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:12,040
You mean leaving,
like, for good ?
1082
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,880
You did it.
You had the guts to do it.
1083
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:19,120
Yeah but I think I was
just running away.
1084
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:23,600
Who cares ? Sometimes, running
away is exactly what you need to do.
1085
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:27,080
But you were born here. This is
your home, you've always been here.
1086
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:31,320
Exactly.
Everyone else gets to come here.
1087
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:36,040
- I never had that.
- Where you gonna go ?
1088
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:42,000
- I have some family in Texas.
- What are you gonna do in Texas ?
1089
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,800
I could take the truck.
I can work.
1090
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,200
At least there I might get
to do more than just fades
1091
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,280
and hipster bullshit.
1092
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,920
Better not go to Austin, then.
1093
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:58,560
It's funny or ironic, that
you're thinking about leaving,
1094
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:03,440
because just today,
1095
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:07,480
I was offered a job back here.
1096
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,600
- Shit !
- What ?
1097
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:16,600
- I don't want you to do that.
- What ?
1098
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,960
Come back here.
1099
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,560
I need to do this
1100
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:28,040
and I don't need
the temptation to stay.
1101
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:32,840
I gotta get my head straight,
'cause it's all over the place.
1102
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,880
And there's so much
that I need to sort out.
1103
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,800
Like what ?
1104
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,880
I've been in a relationship
for a year
1105
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,920
with a guy
that I wasn't in love with.
1106
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:50,080
I think right now,
I just need to be alone.
1107
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:53,720
I get that.
1108
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:57,320
I get your desire to be alone.
1109
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,920
That's what I've just done
for the last nine months.
1110
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,640
But at the same time,
being back here,
1111
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:10,160
I've realized that being alone
isn't all it's cracked up to be.
1112
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:18,560
- We aren't the same person.
- We're not that different either.
1113
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,000
Wouldn't you like to be
with someone
1114
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:21,920
while you work through your shit ?
1115
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:26,280
Someone who understands you,
someone who cares about you ?
1116
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,960
That way you have someone
to hang out with.
1117
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,600
You against the world.
1118
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:36,280
You've got someone
to make out with.
1119
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:41,600
Someone to sit on the sofa
and eat takeout with.
1120
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:48,640
Someone to get old and grey
and watch The Goonies with.
1121
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,640
Hey, you guys !
1122
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:58,160
Oh, my god, you saw it !
1123
01:13:58,720 --> 01:13:59,760
Twice.
1124
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:03,560
You saw it twice ?
Wow, you must have liked it.
1125
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:13,040
Okay, so, what are we gonna do ?
1126
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:19,360
This is insane.
1127
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:21,280
I just broke up with Brady
not even two hours ago.
1128
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,080
We can't do this now.
1129
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:25,040
I know. And if you want me
to shut up, I will,
1130
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:30,280
but if that's the case, then
why did you come back tonight ?
1131
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:35,000
Why did you come back
to the Endup ?
1132
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,960
What are you suggesting we do ?
1133
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:44,560
I'm not going to Denver,
that's for sure,
1134
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:48,000
and I really need
to get out of here.
1135
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,080
Then...
1136
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:56,520
- How about I come to Texas ?
- What ?
1137
01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:01,400
I'll come with you or I'll go there
after you've gotten settled.
1138
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:05,240
You have a job in Denver.
You have another job lined up here.
1139
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,680
I can work remotely.
1140
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,680
I'll do my own thing.
I've always wanted to do that.
1141
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:14,280
Do they have computers in Texas ?
1142
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:19,160
And what happens
when you've sobered up ?
1143
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:25,560
When the wedding's over and
you've lost this sense of romance ?
1144
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:30,840
- Is that what you're scared of ?
- Of course I am.
1145
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:33,040
I have met you.
1146
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:37,360
What happens when you freak out ?
Again.
1147
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:42,200
I am so sick of taking care
of people.
1148
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,320
I don't want to do that again.
1149
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:49,080
I don't need you to take care
of me, Richie. Okay, I don't.
1150
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:55,600
I want to be with you
while you figure out
1151
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:58,720
whatever it is you need
to figure out.
1152
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:06,080
You told me once that you were this
close to falling in love with me.
1153
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,440
I was in love with you back then,
1154
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,640
I'm in love with you now,
1155
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:16,200
except I was afraid
of that feeling.
1156
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:22,080
I'm not afraid anymore.
1157
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:28,600
What happens if it doesn't
work out ? What do we do then ?
1158
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:33,880
If it doesn't work out, it doesn't
work out. But at least we tried.
1159
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,480
Do you want to try ?
1160
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:47,080
Come in here !
1161
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,480
This city drives me crazy,
1162
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,160
but right now it feels like
the best place in the world.
1163
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:18,640
Yes, it does.
1164
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:22,160
These eggs are disgusting,
but they are so good.
1165
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,760
Is that the moon-rocks ?
1166
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:27,640
I think you should come back.
What do you think, guys ?
1167
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,040
Come back down from the mountains
1168
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,040
and live with us
happily ever after.
89272