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- Happily on previous...
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[reversed audio]
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- [shrieking]
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[all shrieking]
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- I wanna know about
the big announcement
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that your show
is being cancelled.
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- This is not an end!
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The show will go on!
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[video rewinding]
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- [groans]
- Bingo!
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- I really wish things were
the way they used to be.
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- Yeah, I'm back.
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[screaming]
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Where's our fucking daughter?
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- Penis.
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both: ♪ Put on a happy,
happy, happy ♪
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[children cheering]
- Sonny!
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- [hollering]
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- What do I know?
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Except exactly where
Hailey is.
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[grunts]
- [groans]
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- Here's daddy destruction.
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- [yelling]
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- You can never get back
what was stolen from you,
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but you can make the world
more correct.
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- [moaning]
- Later, sucker.
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- [slow-motion yelling]
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- You want me to inject him?
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- In the buttocks, please.
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The world is not correct.
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[groovy music]
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- [moaning]
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- We both know this doesn't end
until one of us is dead.
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- Absolutely.
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But there are
much worse things than dead.
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- ♪ I'll have a blue
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♪ Christmas
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'll be so blue
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♪ Just thinking about you
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- Buy you another?
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- Your glory hole
is somewhere else, pal.
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I don't swallow.
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- Oh.
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I'm sorry, you're clearly not
the Nick Sax
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that I've heard of, then.
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Blue Scaramu--
- I know who you are.
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♪
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I just don't want
what you're selling.
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- Wise not to trust anyone.
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Oh, they set you up good, Sax.
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Cops going cannibal on cops.
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Ain't that a sorry state
of internal affairs?
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One for my friend.
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Double, please.
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- Tell my new friend
I don't have any friends.
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- Just pour his into mine.
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Oh...
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you know what, give me
a little glass of, um...
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maraschino cherries.
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♪
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"New York's Finest."
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Christ, look what
they did to you.
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You're like a...
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lonely pube...
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on the rim of a urinal.
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Cast off, forgotten.
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Clinging for dear life.
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- You know,
you put those words to music,
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you could have yourself
a hit there.
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Now, as pertaining
to my prior employment,
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they didn't do anything to me
that I hadn't already earned
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twenty times over.
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And now they're gonna
plant blow?
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Good on them.
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♪
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[sighs]
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Okay.
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Fedore Pavlov,
"The Dog Whisperer."
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Yeah, so, besides
a double-digit body count,
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what did he do,
steal your tricycle?
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- That's one sour cherry.
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- Well, he's a slippery
motherfucker.
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We tried to put him away
for years.
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- There's your mistake.
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Man like this,
one does not put him away.
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One puts him in the ground.
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[Tchaikovsky's "Dance of
the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
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And who better than Nick Sax
to do so?
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You played by their rules
long enough.
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Now, look.
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Look what it's gotten you.
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♪
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Work for me.
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Embrace your manifest destiny
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as judge, jury...
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♪
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And executioner.
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And maybe even have
a little fun
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while you're at it.
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♪
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[ominous overtone]
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- Nick.
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Nick.
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Nick!
- Wake up, Nick!
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- I'm okay, I'm--
I'm just a little...
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[grunts]
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[sinister music]
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Real talk.
- Hmm?
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- That's some good shit,
Smoothie.
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♪
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- I wouldn't, if I were you.
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I need him alive.
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Not you.
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♪
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Let's go.
- [groans]
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- ♪ Ooh-ooh, Sonny
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♪ Ooh, Sonny Shine
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[ominous music]
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[children chattering]
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♪
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[scanner beeping]
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[wand warbling]
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♪
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- This way to your seat,
Ms. Hansen.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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[all laughing]
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[overlapping chatter,
laughter]
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- Ah!
[groans]
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- Hey, cool it
with the rough stuff.
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- Hey!
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No!
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[lock clicking]
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[panting]
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[foreboding music]
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♪
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[gasps]
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♪
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[electronic music]
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♪
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What kind...
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♪
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What kind of evil...
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♪
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- Feels great.
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A teeny bit tight, is all.
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I guess the costume was made
for a little guy.
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- Mm, don't worry about that.
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You've studied the script?
- Yes, sir.
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- Me good, you evil.
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Blah, blah, blah.
- And then you kick my ass.
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- Then I kick your ass,
correct.
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- Right, about that part.
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We ain't really
ever gone over that.
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- Improv.
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I make my entrance,
you follow my lead.
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I defeat you, I save Easter.
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Where is the disconnect?
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- Uh, the other part.
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The part where I gotta,
you know.
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- We've been over this
a bazillion times.
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- I know, but shouldn't there
be some kind of way
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we can fake it?
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The blood and guts and all?
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You know, like some kind
of Hollywood magic?
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- No.
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You cornfed...
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cornhole.
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[tense music]
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It has to be real.
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That's what people want now.
Reality.
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- But I ain't even skinned
a possum before, Mr. Shine.
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- You said you would
do anything to succeed.
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Right?
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- A--and then...
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the other part, where it says
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"the evil dies tonight,"
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guess that means
I ain't coming back.
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- That's the best part.
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Yeah, Evil Bunny--
Evil Bunny makes
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a death-defying escape
only to fight another day
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as Sonny Shine's
very big, very bad,
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ultra-arch "villy."
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- A recurring role!
- [growls]
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[door alarm chirping]
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Uh, give--give me a second!
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Okay, get out.
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Remember, this is our secret.
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Our own J.J. Abrams
super plot twist.
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- J.J. Abrams.
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[door alarm chirps]
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- Sonny.
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I'd like you to meet
a very special little girl.
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[sinister music]
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♪
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- Best seats in the house.
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Oh, oh.
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Look.
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For a special occasion.
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Oh, oh, oops!
[laughing]
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Maybe I'm getting
a little too excited.
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Oh, you thirsty?
- Yes.
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- Yes, thirsty.
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Here we go.
Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty?
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No, no, no, oh.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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No, because the alcohol,
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it will dilute the drug
running through your system
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and we can't have that.
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No.
[gasps]
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Oops, oh.
Oh, boy.
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Big bottle.
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Yes.
[gasps]
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- [splutters]
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- Look at you.
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Every fiber of that
adorable little face
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screaming for murder.
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- Sonny.
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This is your new soloist,
Hailey Hansen.
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- New soloist?
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00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:07,014
What happened to Tatiana?
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- She was deported
back to Uzbekistan,
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but didn't you hear me?
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Hailey Hansen.
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Survivor of the terrible mass
kidnappings last Christmas.
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♪
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- I see.
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Will you excuse us
for a moment?
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Isn't she the kid
of you-know-who?
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- Mm.
[sniffs]
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You could look at it that way.
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Or, she's a celebrity victim.
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Put her on a pedestal.
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Give her a magical moment.
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People love a good
resurrection story.
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- Does she know the words
to the music?
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- Oh, every octave.
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- [mutters indistinctly]
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- [chuckles]
- Yes, yes, yes.
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[clicks tongue]
Let's see.
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♪
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Of all the little
double-x chromosomes
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in all the land,
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why do you think you deserve
to be onstage with me?
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♪
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If she's gonna freeze up now,
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she's gonna piss ice cubes
on that stage.
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♪
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- It's okay, Hailey.
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Now, you tell Sonny Shine
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why you're saving
the real fireworks
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for the show tonight.
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The big event.
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♪
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- Mr. Shine?
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I've dreamed of this moment
since I was little.
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Honestly, this has been
the worst year
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of my entire life.
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Christmas was ruined forever.
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But you know
who got me through it all?
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You.
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I made one wish
and it came true.
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I'm with you, my hero.
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Sonny Shine.
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Any kid would kill
to be where I am.
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[gentle music]
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- I want you...
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to say all of that...
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tonight...
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on camera...
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to the world.
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Okay?
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- Absolutely, Mr. Shine.
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- Paint my pickle.
276
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:39,035
Hailey Hansen.
[spits]
277
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,342
Welcome aboard.
278
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:44,084
♪
279
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,959
[sinister music]
280
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,962
[muffled chattering]
281
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:56,531
♪
282
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,881
[lights click]
[children screaming]
283
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,492
- Coming to living rooms
and home theaters
284
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:04,495
of nearly 100 million
sundrops around the world,
285
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:07,759
broadcast in
147 different countries,
286
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:10,850
in 25 languages, including
six dialects of Arabic,
287
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,940
the moment you've been
waiting for all year,
288
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:17,595
it's Sonny Shine's
Easter Eggtacular!
289
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,988
- Yay!
all: Sonny! Sonny!
290
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,861
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
291
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,951
[dramatic music]
292
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:32,001
♪
293
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,876
- Are we making Easter
great again?
294
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:37,877
[all cheering]
295
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,183
Yeah!
[laughing]
296
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,882
[cheers and applause]
297
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,927
Sundrops!
298
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,538
♪ Sundrops
299
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,193
I love you all.
- I love you, Sonny!
300
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,457
- And why wouldn't you?
301
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,198
Why wouldn't you?
302
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:59,028
You know, I had planned
a big bump and grind number
303
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,683
for the opening
of tonight's show.
304
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,077
Something strange
305
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,557
and darkly sexy.
306
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:10,779
With my wonderful Wishees,
of course.
307
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,782
But then I thought,
308
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,567
this moment's not about me.
309
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:20,006
This moment is about you!
310
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,572
[cheers and applause]
311
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:25,750
Your voice, not mine!
312
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,710
Is there some...
313
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,583
special someone out there...
314
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,934
who will give me their voice?
315
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,501
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
316
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,981
Yes!
317
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,157
My, my, my, yes!
318
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,854
Is it you?
319
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,813
No, it's not you.
320
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,858
Up there in the cheapies?
321
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,078
No.
322
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,951
Absolutely not you.
323
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,474
- Me, Sonny! Me!
324
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,606
[overlapping shouting]
325
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,653
Oh.
326
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,089
You.
327
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:03,005
You!
328
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:06,182
Would you like
to give me your voice,
329
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,228
Hailey Hansen?
330
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,491
[silence]
331
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,716
Yes!
332
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,806
Come on up!
Come on up!
333
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,809
You've probably read about her
on your phones.
334
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,724
Hailey was the little girl
335
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,771
that was kidnapped
last Christmas.
336
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:34,994
She survived
unspeakable terrors.
337
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,039
- Hailey!
338
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,564
- And maybe part of her
died a little.
339
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,044
Can you blame her?
340
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:45,004
- Maybe you're starting
to get it, but let me help you.
341
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:49,051
Inside that Easter basket
is a 9-milimeter handgun.
342
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,966
She smuggled it
into the show tonight.
343
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,272
- No.
- Yes.
344
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,795
- No.
345
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:57,233
- But now she's back.
346
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,757
Resurrected.
347
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,760
[cheers and applause]
348
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,763
[Radiohead's "Bullet Proof...
I Wish I Was" over speakers]
349
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:12,814
♪
350
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:19,081
- ♪ Limb by limb
and tooth by tooth ♪
351
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:25,218
♪ Tearing up inside of me
352
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:31,050
♪ Every day, every hour
353
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:35,054
♪ Wish that I
354
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,274
♪
355
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:42,191
♪ Was bulletproof
356
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,367
- [screaming]
357
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,065
Hailey!
358
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,327
- I gotta find Nick, Amanda.
359
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,721
Nick will know what to do,
he always does!
360
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:57,772
♪
361
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:07,086
- ♪ Wax me
362
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,827
- I think you know what
she's gonna do with that gun.
363
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,133
- No.
364
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,831
- She's gonna use it
for what guns are used for.
365
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,182
Like father, like daughter.
366
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:21,752
- ♪ You have turned me
into this ♪
367
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,971
♪ Just wish that
368
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,104
- Don't you see, Sax?
369
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,323
This is how I destroy you.
370
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,934
This is how I undo you.
371
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:35,984
- ♪ Was bulletproof
372
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,160
- No, no, please.
373
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,945
♪
374
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,991
Why not have a child?
375
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:46,125
What's the worst thing
that could happen?
376
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,039
Winds up like me?
377
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,258
Please.
378
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:52,087
- Oh, the begging
and the pleading.
379
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,872
- No.
- It's like music to my ears.
380
00:18:54,916 --> 00:19:01,444
- ♪ So pay me money
and take a shot ♪
381
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:07,450
♪ Lead fill the hole in me
382
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:12,890
♪ I could burst
a million bubbles ♪
383
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:16,155
♪ All surrogate
384
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:20,289
♪
385
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:27,296
♪ And bulletproof
386
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:31,822
♪
387
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:35,261
♪ And bulletproof
388
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,176
[lights click]
[music stops]
389
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,309
[confused chatter]
390
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,789
[ominous music]
391
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,835
- [distorted voice]
I warned you there would be
392
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,229
no Easter fun this year.
393
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:50,450
[children screaming]
394
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,453
No gaiety, no revelry.
395
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:57,761
No pastel, pagan Bacchanalia.
396
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,937
But you didn't listen!
397
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:02,288
[children screaming]
398
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,942
"Easter Strong," you said.
399
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,336
Well, we'll see!
400
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,731
We'll see!
401
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,950
- Sonny, you moron,
what the hell?
402
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,909
- Nick!
- [groans]
403
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,128
Happy.
- I found you.
404
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:20,262
- [laughs]
Just like our first time.
405
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,003
- What can I do, Nick?
406
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,831
- Sure could use a drink.
407
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,441
♪
408
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,226
No, no, no.
409
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,751
Not that.
410
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,492
- Nick, I've been thinking.
411
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,885
You can touch me.
No one else can.
412
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,409
[Happy squeaks]
413
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,888
[explosion]
414
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,977
But why?
- Uh--
415
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:44,243
- I think--I think it's because
you believe in me.
416
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,201
- Fascinating.
- Uh-huh.
417
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:50,118
Now, believe in this.
418
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,294
- [gasps, laughs]
419
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,340
Oh, sweet Jesus.
420
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,037
- Bottom's up, buddy.
421
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,387
[can pops]
[beer gurgling]
422
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,781
♪
423
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,262
- [grunts, sniffs]
424
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,089
[growling]
425
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,440
♪
426
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:10,443
- Not so fast,
you cotton-tailed terrorist!
427
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,314
[glass shattering]
428
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,360
Over here, rodent!
429
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,013
[chuckling]
430
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:19,930
[glass shatters]
431
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,454
[lights click]
432
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:25,414
Your hippity-hoppity reign
of destruction ends tonight.
433
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,198
[dramatic rock music]
434
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:30,158
♪ Mega
435
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,291
[children cheering]
436
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:39,298
♪
437
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,827
[cheering]
438
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:51,135
♪
439
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,921
- [chuckles]
Oh, no, no, no.
440
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,444
You're not
going anywhere, daddy.
441
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:58,055
I filled that syringe
with a dosage
442
00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:00,231
that would paralyze
a silverback gorilla,
443
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:03,278
and then doubled it.
444
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,629
- Should have tripled it.
445
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,327
[yells, grunts]
446
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,938
That was close.
[grunts]
447
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:14,985
♪
448
00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:17,248
- [yells]
449
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,946
- She's outside.
She's gonna meet us outside.
450
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:20,600
all: Sonny! Sonny!
451
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,645
- Whoo-hoo!
[laughs]
452
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,169
all: Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
453
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,868
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
454
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:34,918
♪
455
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:39,009
- [choking]
456
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,577
[grunts]
457
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:44,580
[dramatic music]
458
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:50,325
♪
459
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,240
I--ugh.
460
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:55,025
[both grunting]
461
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:58,594
♪
462
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,291
- [groans]
463
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,642
all: Sonny! Sonny!
- No one gets out of here!
464
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,427
[muffled screaming]
465
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,690
- Come on, come on, come on!
Let's get out of here now!
466
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:14,915
♪
467
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:25,186
[bones crunching]
468
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:26,970
- [grunts]
469
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:32,541
♪
470
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,718
[triumphant music]
471
00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:40,244
♪
472
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:42,203
- [grunts]
473
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,161
♪
474
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:47,164
[straining]
475
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:50,733
♪
476
00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:52,169
- [groaning]
477
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:53,562
- Don't panic, everyone!
478
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:57,131
I got this!
479
00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:59,568
- No, no!
Cut, cut, cut!
480
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:02,571
[cheering]
481
00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:03,616
♪
482
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:06,009
- Whoo!
[laughs]
483
00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,272
all: Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
484
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:11,580
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
485
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:15,236
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
486
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:18,282
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
487
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,675
[ominous music]
488
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:23,331
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
489
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:25,289
[children cheering]
490
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,075
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
491
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,294
♪
492
00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:32,601
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
493
00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:35,996
Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!
494
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,346
- Hailey!
495
00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:43,743
♪
496
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:47,137
- Hailey, don't do it--
[groans]
497
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:48,748
Stop!
498
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:51,228
Hailey...
499
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:54,144
♪
500
00:24:54,188 --> 00:24:55,711
This is what Smoothie wants.
501
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:58,192
[panting]
502
00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:01,369
This is what he's wanted
from the beginning.
503
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:08,376
♪
504
00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:10,160
- I'm not doing this
for him, Dad.
505
00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:13,120
♪
506
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:16,602
I'm doing it for me.
507
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:19,648
[whooshing]
508
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:26,742
- [grunts]
509
00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:28,048
[crowd screaming]
510
00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,571
- Nick!
511
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:36,447
♪
512
00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:39,450
[dramatic music]
513
00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:46,501
♪
514
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,551
[gunshot]
515
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,595
[audience screaming]
516
00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,684
[gunshot]
517
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:59,427
[screaming, chatter]
518
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,343
- ♪ When Sonny gets blue
519
00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,563
♪ Hey eyes get
520
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:08,218
[gunshot]
521
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:11,134
♪ Then the rain begins
522
00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:14,573
♪ To fall
523
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,487
[audience gasping]
524
00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:19,360
♪ Pitter, patter,
pitter, patter ♪
525
00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:20,666
- Sonny, Sonny!
526
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:25,409
- ♪ Love is gone
so what can matter ♪
527
00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:26,410
♪ No sweet lovin' man
528
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:27,586
- Sundrops.
529
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,631
- ♪ Comes to call
530
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,328
- All my little sundrops.
531
00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:33,896
Oh...
[laughs, coughs]
532
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,377
[sniffs, groans]
533
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:41,382
- ♪ She breathes a sigh
of sadness ♪
534
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:44,254
♪ Like the wind that stirs
535
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:46,517
- Boop.
[coughs]
536
00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:48,650
[sniffs]
You're not...
537
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:51,740
You're not the fu--
you're not the future.
538
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,394
No.
539
00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:54,656
You're not--
- Can I get a selfie?
540
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,702
- You're not the future.
541
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,747
♪
542
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:01,750
I'm the--
I'm the--
543
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,622
I'm the fu--
544
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,624
I'm the future.
545
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:06,668
I--
546
00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,801
- ♪ People used to love
547
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:12,413
♪ Hear her laugh,
see her smile ♪
548
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:14,284
[somber chatter]
549
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:17,331
♪ That's how
she got her name ♪
550
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:20,334
[dramatic music]
551
00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:23,250
♪
552
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:27,689
- This is the NYPD!
This is an active crime scene!
553
00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:30,649
If you remain in this area,
you are in danger.
554
00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:33,347
Evacuate immediately.
- Huh.
555
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,610
- Move calmly and swiftly
to the nearest exit.
556
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,264
Repeat, you are--
557
00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:38,482
- Dad, Dad, Dad.
- Shh.
558
00:27:38,526 --> 00:27:39,875
- Dad, I'm--I'm sorry.
559
00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:41,790
- Shh, no, no, no.
560
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,531
- ...calmly and swiftly
to the nearest exit.
561
00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:45,794
- It's not your fault.
I did this.
562
00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:47,970
- I'm sorry I said
I wanted things to go back
563
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:49,798
to the way the used to be.
564
00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:51,844
I didn't mean it, I didn't.
565
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:53,497
- I know.
566
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:56,718
It's okay.
567
00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:59,503
You never needed
a fake dad anyway.
568
00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:01,810
- You're not a fake dad.
569
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:03,594
♪
570
00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,814
You're real...
571
00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:09,209
and I don't want you to go.
572
00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:11,733
[somber music]
573
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,736
- [labored breathing]
574
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,303
♪
575
00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:20,002
- Move calmly and swiftly
to the nearest exit.
576
00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:24,485
♪
577
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:27,706
- Drop the weapon!
Drop the weapon!
578
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:30,491
- Any other active shooter?
- Ma'am, drop the weapon.
579
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:32,754
Hands where I can see them.
- Cover the corners!
580
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,585
- Sonny's show
was the highest-rated
581
00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:39,021
Easter Sunday broadcast ever.
582
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,196
By the time he ate the bullet,
583
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,068
he was doing
Super Bowl numbers.
584
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:43,983
- He was right,
the show was a hit.
585
00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:45,419
- It's ironic.
586
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:47,334
Poor guy never lived
to see the overnights.
587
00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:49,989
- I always knew it would work.
- What about Brooks?
588
00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:55,385
- Replaceable.
589
00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:57,779
- No, I mean,
shouldn't we say something?
590
00:28:57,823 --> 00:29:00,173
Tell someone?
I mean, his family?
591
00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,088
- Why ruin a great
feel-good story?
592
00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:03,872
- We should get something going
with the guy.
593
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,178
The one who killed Santa Claus.
594
00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,527
- Now we're talking.
595
00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:08,181
He's like a real-life
John McClane.
596
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:09,835
- Exclusive with
Fareed Zakaria.
597
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:12,794
- Screw that.
Why not his own show?
598
00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,361
- Wait, wait, let's don't
get ahead of ourselves.
599
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:16,232
Didn't he die?
600
00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:18,800
- Get him over.
Clear.
601
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,759
[electricity zapping]
602
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,456
[dramatic music]
603
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:24,458
- Somebody check that.
604
00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:26,503
[monitor flat-lining]
605
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,769
- Nick.
Wake up, Nick.
606
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:33,859
- Call it.
- Time of death, 9:53 p.m.
607
00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:35,817
- All right, that's a wrap.
608
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,819
You wanna grab margaritas
at Chili's?
609
00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:39,952
- [sighs] Nah, "The Voice"
is on tonight.
610
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:43,129
- No, you can't just--
this is somebody's father!
611
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:44,826
Somebody's son!
612
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,828
Somebody's best friend!
613
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,177
Wake him up, Doc!
614
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,223
Use the zappers, come on!
615
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,268
- Wait.
616
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:55,881
Do you feel that?
617
00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:57,447
That breeze?
- No, uh-uh.
618
00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:59,972
No, no, no, don't start
that shit, Doc.
619
00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:01,887
That "you can feel
the spirit leaving them
620
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:04,237
as they slough off
the motherfucking mortal coil."
621
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,455
I'm not having that shit.
622
00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:07,414
I will walk
the fuck right out of here
623
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,808
and you will not see
my black ass ever again.
624
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,418
Try me.
625
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:14,029
- Oh, there are millions
of "IFs" out there
626
00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:15,422
just like you, Happy.
627
00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:17,554
- Waiting for the moment
our young friends
628
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:20,035
stop believing completely...
629
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:22,908
- And we blink out
of existence.
630
00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:25,345
- When your friend
stops believing, you disappear.
631
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:26,912
- I die...
632
00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:29,915
if she dies.
633
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:33,092
Well, I guess
this is it, then.
634
00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:35,355
I've lived, I've loved.
635
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:38,140
I've done things no other
imaginary friend has ever done.
636
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,490
Now it's time for me to go.
637
00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:42,449
The great pineapple pasture
in the sky
638
00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:46,279
where IFs frolic forever
under clown-colored clouds.
639
00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:48,411
Goodbye, sweet world.
640
00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:51,937
Goodbye, Hailey,
wherever you are.
641
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:54,330
Goodbye, partner.
642
00:31:02,512 --> 00:31:04,863
I'm...
643
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,995
not dead.
644
00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:11,260
Why the heck ain't I dead?
645
00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:17,136
[angelic classical music]
646
00:31:17,179 --> 00:31:24,186
♪
647
00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:35,502
- Welcome, Nick.
648
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:38,940
Size doesn't matter here.
649
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,942
♪
650
00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:42,944
My breasts are filled
651
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:46,513
with the finest bourbons.
652
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:50,691
Suckle them for eternity.
653
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:56,610
♪
654
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,275
- Hello, Nick.
655
00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:13,279
- Motherfucker.
656
00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:15,107
If you're gonna cock-block me
for all eternity,
657
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:16,325
we're gonna have a problem.
658
00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,501
- No, no, Nick, I just
come here sometimes.
659
00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:21,069
You know, pop into the party.
660
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:25,291
Which is absolutely
fucking bestial.
661
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:27,597
[laughs]
No, but I wanted
662
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,383
to tell you, Nick,
it doesn't have to be this way.
663
00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:32,385
You can turn back.
664
00:32:32,428 --> 00:32:35,040
- I don't think
you got the memo, asshole.
665
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,519
I flat-lined.
Bellied up.
666
00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:38,478
Bagged and tagged.
667
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,349
Man, is it hot in here.
668
00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:41,568
- I can still bring you back.
669
00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:43,265
- What the fuck
would I want that for?
670
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:46,138
I been dreaming of this moment
my entire life.
671
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:47,966
[tense music]
672
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,229
- What about your little girl?
673
00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:51,708
♪
674
00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,406
- Let's face facts.
675
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:56,148
I think there's one thing
we've all learned here.
676
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,976
♪
677
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,674
That she's better off
without me.
678
00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:04,634
- Hmm, difficult point
to argue.
679
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:08,247
Oh, then there is
the small matter of revenge.
680
00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:11,728
♪
681
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,992
- "Revenge"?
682
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:15,428
I don't have a vengeful bone
in my body.
683
00:33:15,471 --> 00:33:18,431
- Oh, Nick, don't be tedious.
Of course you do.
684
00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:21,608
Everybody loves revenge.
685
00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:25,090
I mean, can you really
shuffle off to the great beyond
686
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,657
knowing that the man
who bested you
687
00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:29,050
is still out there somewhere?
688
00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:30,486
Can you?
689
00:33:30,530 --> 00:33:32,793
You know who
I'm talking about.
690
00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:34,490
- Tick, tock, time to rock.
691
00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:37,406
I'm going to show you
why they call me--
692
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,538
- Smoothie.
693
00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:40,453
- Yes.
694
00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:43,717
♪
695
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,589
- But there's
the finest bourbon.
696
00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:51,116
♪
697
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,421
- [chuckles]
698
00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,728
- Why is it so hot in here?
699
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:56,121
[gas hissing]
700
00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:59,472
- Death drums his fingers
and waits for us all,
701
00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,648
even me.
702
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,606
I think he can wait
a little longer.
703
00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:05,304
Don't you?
704
00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:10,265
♪
705
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:12,093
- Well, maybe just
a little bit longer.
706
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:14,313
- Splendid!
[laughing]
707
00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:16,402
Ooh, one small thing.
- Yeah?
708
00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:18,708
- If I bring you back,
you belong to me for all time.
709
00:34:18,752 --> 00:34:20,275
Okay?
- What?
710
00:34:20,319 --> 00:34:23,278
[gas hissing]
711
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:29,719
♪
712
00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:32,722
[dramatic music]
713
00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:39,773
♪
714
00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:46,432
[flames roaring]
715
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:49,435
[tense music]
716
00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:52,699
♪
717
00:34:54,309 --> 00:34:56,311
I've woken up worse.
718
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,012
- Okay, Hansen.
719
00:35:02,056 --> 00:35:04,102
Your ride's here.
720
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,668
- Is it grandma?
721
00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:08,062
- No, honey, it's your aunt.
722
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,064
- I have an aunt?
723
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,067
[curious music]
724
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,157
- Nice jacket.
725
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,681
- It's supposed to make me
look more normal.
726
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,727
I'm sure you can relate.
727
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,685
- It's not working.
728
00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:25,035
♪
729
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,777
I don't understand.
730
00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:31,694
- Well, your mom and dad
listed me as your next of kin.
731
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:35,133
So, looks like I got
a roommate for a while.
732
00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:37,047
♪
733
00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,180
- Why would she put me
with you?
734
00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:40,834
- Maybe she thought
you could use
735
00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:43,141
a good female role model.
736
00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:53,890
- What happened to your hand?
737
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:57,024
- Story for another day.
738
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,983
Feet off the dash.
739
00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:01,811
[Mr. Mister's "Book of Love"]
740
00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:03,726
- [barks, growls]
741
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:06,207
♪
742
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:08,078
- Where is everyone?
743
00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:10,994
- You live under a mushroom
or something?
744
00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:13,954
Not you.
745
00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:16,870
- I don't understand.
- Oh, sorry.
746
00:36:16,913 --> 00:36:21,091
I guess you missed
the IF mass genocide on Sunday.
747
00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:23,355
That Bob's Big Boy-looking perv
all the kids love
748
00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,095
got murdered
on national television.
749
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:27,228
No big deal.
I'm sure you can DVR it.
750
00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:29,926
- Oh, that.
751
00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:31,624
I was there.
752
00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,016
- Dude.
753
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,104
I'm sorry.
754
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,932
- Oh, forget it.
755
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,934
- The usual?
On the house, man.
756
00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:39,893
- No, thanks.
757
00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:42,025
Hey, you haven't seen
Peep around, have you?
758
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:44,376
- Peep?
Yeah, she's here.
759
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:46,378
I let her use the back room.
760
00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:50,425
Hey, wait, you probably don't
want to go back there.
761
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:52,122
Suit yourself, buddy.
762
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:55,125
[both moaning]
763
00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:56,779
- Oh, yes, sir!
764
00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:58,128
Yes, sir!
765
00:36:58,172 --> 00:36:59,782
Three bags full!
766
00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:01,741
- Bo?
[both gasp]
767
00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,831
- Ah, crap.
- Oh, uh, hey, Happy.
768
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:09,139
What's good, man?
769
00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:10,271
[chattering]
770
00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:11,838
- ♪ The voices sing
771
00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:14,275
- ♪ The book of love
will open up ♪
772
00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:16,146
- I was, uh...
773
00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,800
distraught?
774
00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:20,977
- ♪ Take these broken wings
775
00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:23,197
♪ You've got to learn to fly
776
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:26,026
♪ Learn to live,
love so free ♪
777
00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:28,333
♪ And when we hear
778
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:31,727
- You'll be all right there
for a while.
779
00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:34,948
Merry lost her father, too,
you know.
780
00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,211
I just want you to know
781
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,996
that none of this
is your fault.
782
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,695
- We all just did
what we had to do.
783
00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,262
That's all.
784
00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:47,265
[dark music]
785
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:50,006
♪
786
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,270
- I'm coming for you.
787
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,010
You stay strong, Hailey.
788
00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:55,925
I promise,
no matter what it takes,
789
00:37:55,969 --> 00:38:00,016
I will come for you.
790
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:03,019
- No, Mom.
791
00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:05,761
I'll come for you.
792
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:08,764
[dark electronic music]
793
00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:12,768
♪
794
00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:15,771
[cars honking]
795
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:22,822
♪
796
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,405
[dog barking]
797
00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:41,841
- Hey, hey, hey!
798
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:44,060
Da-da-da-da, yeah, you.
799
00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:51,111
♪
800
00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:55,245
- Don't look at that!
801
00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:57,291
Look at this!
802
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:04,342
♪
803
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:13,394
[cars honking]
804
00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:15,831
♪
805
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:19,444
[grumbles]
806
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:21,881
[groaning]
807
00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:23,839
[whooshing]
808
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:27,800
[triumphant music]
809
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,238
[labored breathing]
810
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:34,154
I always thought I knew
what my purpose was,
811
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,591
but that's all gone now.
812
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:38,332
I don't even know
what I am anymore.
813
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,856
What the heck am I?
814
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,292
- That's a very good question.
815
00:39:42,336 --> 00:39:44,425
That's a very good question.
816
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:47,123
You seem to be, like,
a kind of a mash-up
817
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:50,431
of random images
from a child's brain
818
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:54,566
that's, uh, obtained
some kind of autonomy.
819
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,350
Isn't that wild?
820
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,960
- God?
821
00:39:58,004 --> 00:40:01,442
- Let's call me, uh,
an imaginary friend.
822
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:05,925
Only, my friend, uh,
happens to be, you know,
823
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,448
a whole civilization.
824
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,189
At this point, thankfully,
825
00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:13,019
an ever-dwindling portion
of civilization.
826
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:14,629
That's a funny name for it,
isn't it?
827
00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:16,283
"Civilization."
828
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:18,328
Geez, insects
are more civilized.
829
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:20,635
- You, an--
an imaginary friend?
830
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,856
That's silly,
everyone believes in you.
831
00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:25,466
- They do?
832
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:27,512
Really?
[scoffs]
833
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:28,600
To tell you the truth,
834
00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:30,253
I got days
when I feel just like you.
835
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,473
Like, "What the hell
am I even doing up here?"
836
00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:34,040
I mean, yes, you're right.
837
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,869
People--people talk about me,
838
00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:39,915
but they don't really believe.
839
00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:42,396
I mean, they pretend to.
840
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,442
But look at them.
841
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,095
Geez.
842
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:47,967
But, you know,
that's exactly my point.
843
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:50,883
Every day, I hear these
sanctimonious assholes saying,
844
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:53,494
"God told me this,"
and "God spoke to me that."
845
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:56,018
Um, n-no.
846
00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,107
No, I did--did not.
847
00:40:58,151 --> 00:41:00,675
I dunno what voice
you're hearing,
848
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,199
but, uh, it's not mine.
849
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:04,374
Not mine.
850
00:41:04,418 --> 00:41:05,941
- But what about prayers?
851
00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:08,509
- Prayers?
That's--that's for them.
852
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:11,512
That's not for me, not for us.
853
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:13,514
Uh, hey, if I played favorites
854
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:17,039
based on who, uh,
stroked my ego more,
855
00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:18,214
you know, what kind of--
856
00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:19,564
what kind of jagoff
would I be?
857
00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:21,609
No, prayers, mm,
858
00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:24,046
are like those buttons
at the crosswalk.
859
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:26,571
You press them
to make you feel better,
860
00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:28,398
but you're not gonna
change the traffic
861
00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:29,922
by hitting a button.
862
00:41:29,965 --> 00:41:31,576
If I were you,
here's what I'd do:
863
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,578
I'd focus on doing
what I do best.
864
00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:35,057
Being a friend.
865
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:37,059
Forget the "imaginary" part.
866
00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:38,539
The--the nice lady
is rotting away
867
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,585
in the stoney lonesome
for manslaughter.
868
00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:42,325
The little girl
is about to turn into
869
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:44,545
some kind of witch assassin
870
00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:48,157
on the trail
of an evil, secret society.
871
00:41:48,201 --> 00:41:50,420
It's very dangerous, man.
872
00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:53,423
And, you know, Sax, the idiot?
873
00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:55,208
You know, he's a half-zombie
874
00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:59,255
in the service of some kind
of schizophrenic demi-god.
875
00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:02,128
- But Nick's dead.
876
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:04,652
- Um, yeah, well,
you might wanna--
877
00:42:04,696 --> 00:42:06,567
you might wanna check on that.
878
00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:08,656
Good talk, good talk.
879
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:10,092
I gotta ghost, man.
880
00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:12,094
You know,
this ain't my only gig.
881
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:15,010
Huh, maybe my time here is--
882
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,446
is coming to an end.
883
00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:18,361
Huh.
884
00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:20,538
[thunder rumbles]
885
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:23,018
Anyway, ball up.
886
00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:25,717
Ball up, little--
little horsey.
887
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,370
Drop those tiny blue testicles,
888
00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:31,418
'cause this shit's about
to get, uh, dark.
889
00:42:31,461 --> 00:42:34,595
[ominous music]
890
00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:39,600
[gentle music]
891
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:46,041
♪
892
00:42:47,477 --> 00:42:49,349
- Hey, uh, this came
for you today.
893
00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:52,134
It's from Europe.
894
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:54,572
- Thank you.
I've been waiting for this.
895
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:57,575
[tense music]
896
00:42:57,618 --> 00:43:01,579
♪
897
00:43:36,788 --> 00:43:39,747
[New Order's "Blue Monday"
playing over speakers]
898
00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:44,665
♪
899
00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:46,667
[sighs]
900
00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:52,368
♪
901
00:43:52,412 --> 00:43:54,196
- [grunts]
902
00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:01,247
♪
903
00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:10,343
- [sighs]
904
00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:12,084
How?
905
00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:15,609
♪
906
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,698
- [grunts]
907
00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:23,661
♪
908
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:26,185
[both grunt]
909
00:44:26,228 --> 00:44:29,449
- I am so happy right now.
910
00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:30,842
- Me, too.
- I thought you were--
911
00:44:30,885 --> 00:44:32,582
- Dead.
I know, right?
912
00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:33,845
- Bullet to the chest
from your daughter,
913
00:44:33,888 --> 00:44:35,498
autopsy, incinerator.
914
00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:36,848
- Mere trifles.
915
00:44:36,891 --> 00:44:38,545
- And then you wouldn't
have been able to--
916
00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:41,156
- Kill you myself.
- Exactly.
917
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,636
♪
918
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,117
You know, for people like us,
919
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:49,164
it's never easy
to find a worthy adversary.
920
00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:51,732
A truly meaningful death.
921
00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:54,517
- I know exactly what you mean.
922
00:44:54,561 --> 00:44:57,738
♪
923
00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,435
Enough with the chitchat.
924
00:44:59,479 --> 00:45:01,786
- Ah, I want you to know...
925
00:45:01,829 --> 00:45:04,136
that I have enjoyed our tango.
926
00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:06,878
- [sighs]
927
00:45:06,921 --> 00:45:09,750
Goodbye, Smoothie.
- See ya.
928
00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:13,754
- ♪ Tell me how do I feel
929
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:17,845
♪ Tell me now
how do I feel ♪
930
00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:21,283
- So...
[sniffs]
931
00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:23,721
What do you want to be
for Halloween this year?
932
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:25,723
Hmm.
933
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:28,726
[sinister music]
934
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:35,733
♪
935
00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,301
- I know!
936
00:45:39,345 --> 00:45:41,782
How about psycho Santa Claus?
937
00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:43,305
♪
938
00:45:43,349 --> 00:45:44,567
No?
939
00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,787
All right, honey, you okay?
940
00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:53,794
♪
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