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BLACK MIRROR
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A Story Inspired by the Series
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Hey guys, welcome
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It's all good, a bit cold on my side
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That's nothing,
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A bit of cold never hurt anybody
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Kris! You YouTube piece of shit!
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We're gonna fuck you up
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What's up you whore, drama?
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After everything he's done for you?
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THE BREAKUP
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Hello everybody welcome to my channel, we have a special guest today
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Kris, he's also a YouTuber
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You guys check out his channel
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Today we're filming a Q&A with Chris
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Kris? Christopher?
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How should I address you?
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Kris? Kristoph? Kristopher?
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Kris
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I should have thought so
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Man was I shy
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I had no idea what to say
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- Why?
- Oh you know, a cute girl was sitting next to me
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You liked me?
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Kasia, Kasia
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What's in my mouth challenge!
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I'm gonna stick things in his mouth!
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Apple!
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Pigeons ate everything!
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I looked at pigeons eating and got hungry myself
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But the hot dog stand was closed
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Oh the adventure!
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Hungry pigeons!
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We'll be painting easter eggs now!
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Today's challenge is to prank Kasia
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It started off easy but...
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- A cream.
- What cream?
- A cream is a cream,
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Eye cream!
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I'm a dude so I only know one cream
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Fuck
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What is that
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Ugh
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Can we try again but without such...
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I'm scared of you now
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There are a lot of street performers here
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They're not that great
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Can we go, I'm cold
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-Give me 5 minutes to finish this
-More like 5 hours
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Stop complaining!
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I'm just having like a normal human reaction right now
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- Fuck you
- God you have no fucking chill
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Fuck you
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Okay my little dumplings, next question for the Boyfriend TAG
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Question 11
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- Ready?
- Ready
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What is it that you least like about me?
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I think
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Sometimes
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You can seem a bit fake
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You worry too much about your image
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- What?
- It's not good
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- Why is it not good?
- Don't say such things about me
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Say something else
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The point of this is to be honest
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Honest questions about ourselves
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I'm recording this
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Sometimes you are fake
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How am I supposed to finish this now
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Sometimes she's fake
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Christmas cakes for the Christmas time!
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I have frosting and some gingerbread... people.
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Looks so good.
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Let's do a quick Q&A
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Let's see your comments.
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I'm reading!
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Hi everybody!
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Welcome to my newest episode!
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I'm with Konrad here!
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Konrad is also a YouTuber, we met at a party recently
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I can say I liked him a lot from the moment I saw him!
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He's so interesting! You'll see for yourselves!
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Third reason why it's good to be single.
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If you go to a restaurant, you order whatever you want
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You don't have to go for any dumb compromise
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If there are 2 people who compromise, you always end with a lose-lose situation
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Unless of course one of them is the type of person who orders one thing
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And then asks the people at the next table to take a picture of their food
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Because that's better for Instagram
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A red telephone booth! A real London staple!
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#london #travel #liveabroad
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Hi dumplings
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It's a beautiful day in London! What motivates you on a day like that?
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Please comment!
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#motivation #thegrind #whatgetsyouup
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You know what turns me off? Fake people! You think you know somebody but then it turns out they're fake!
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Gained some weight recently, sad face
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#donttakeyourselftooseriously #bodypositivity
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#gottaloveyourself #sometimesitshard
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I don't want to be recording this video
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But
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I feel that I have to
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I have to explain what's happening recently
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Kris has been really mean recently
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He posted a picture...
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I feel very violated having to talk about this subject
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It was a very private picture
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Things that Kasia is saying are all lies
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She's manipulating you, it's a manipulation
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She's playing with your feelings
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She's just looking for attention
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Like in every relationship, we opened to each other with leaves me...
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Because of that I have some...
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He's such a ...!!! I'll never support him again
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She's a fake person who
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Weak points in which he can get me.
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- You asshole!
- I'm disgusted
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All this time I've been saying she's just a huge attention whore
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She wanted to have an excuse for having a naked picture online
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It gets you a lot of clicks I heard
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This just in! Naked pics get clicks online!
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This is her current address
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This is where she lives
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Let's see what funny pranks we can come up with
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You'll fucking die!
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You're nothing without him!
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Whoring yourself out for views won't change that!
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Kasia deleted all our pictures together
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He had a password to my YouTube account
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Maybe I left it saved on his phone
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This picture won't disappear from the internets
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Thank you my loyal fans
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He had access to my account and started deleting videos
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You can build online influence on lies
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I don't understand why it had to get so ugly
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I understand he might be feeling hurt
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The audience is way too smart for this!
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Everybody's gonna realize that everything you say is a fucking lie!
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Inconsiderate, childish isn't even the word
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He's just being evil
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Maybe it's time the world woke up and realized the real nature of Kasia
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I wouldn't have expected Kasia to be such an attention whore
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And I thought it would be a love story
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You showed this bitch where her place is
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Bravo, Kris, bravo
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He's a scumbag piece of shit, and I bet he's a fucking queer
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It's obvious why they broke, who would fuck such a butterface
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Serves her right, he had no other way
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His audience is just elementary school kids
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Kasia is a whore
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Kasia is amazing
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Kris? I think he's gay
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All my dumplings are welcome to join the FAN MEETUP
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Tomorrow, 2PM
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#iloveyou #meetup #seeyoutomorrow
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You remind me of the Arctic Monkeys guy
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What the fuck is happening here
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I see some DUMPLINGS here
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A bunch of losers
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Having fun here?
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Oh, Kasia is here!
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Can I get a picture with you?
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Let's take a selfie
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Smile, dumpling
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Smile to the camera, it's so cute
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Look at all your fans here
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-You're acting like a dick
-I want a picture with you
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Tomorrow
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Cool birds eh?
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How could I have done this
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I didn't want that either
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Not only you
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It wasn't just your fault
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I didn't want to...
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Treat you like that, it just happened
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Emotions got the better of me
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I never wanted this
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I never stopped caring about you
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That's why I've done all that
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I don't think I'm gonna make myself cry
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Ok, it's up to you when we go
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I was thinking about you
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I wanted to hurt you so that you would think about me
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I was always thinking about you
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I'm sorry
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Thanks
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What do you think?
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How did it go?
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We might have gotten carried away a few times, but overall, a beautiful love story
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Who are we to each other?
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You think anybody cares about that
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People don't care who we really are
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What's important is everybody had fun
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But between the two of us...?
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I actually had the most fun
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And you're just gonna have fun like that forever?
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Hi dumplings, we have a little announcement to make!
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We got engaged!!!
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