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BLACK MIRROR

A Story Inspired by the Series

Hey guys, welcome

It's all good, a bit cold on my side

That's nothing,

A bit of cold never hurt anybody

Kris! You YouTube piece of shit!

We're gonna fuck you up

What's up you whore, drama?

After everything he's done for you?

THE BREAKUP

Hello everybody welcome to my channel, we have a special guest today

Kris, he's also a YouTuber

You guys check out his channel

Today we're filming a Q&A with Chris

Kris? Christopher?

How should I address you?

Kris? Kristoph? Kristopher?

Kris

I should have thought so

Man was I shy

I had no idea what to say

- Why? - Oh you know, a cute girl was sitting next to me

You liked me?

Kasia, Kasia

What's in my mouth challenge!

I'm gonna stick things in his mouth!

Apple!

Pigeons ate everything!

I looked at pigeons eating and got hungry myself

But the hot dog stand was closed

Oh the adventure!

Hungry pigeons!

We'll be painting easter eggs now!

Today's challenge is to prank Kasia

It started off easy but...

- A cream. - What cream? - A cream is a cream,

Eye cream!

I'm a dude so I only know one cream

Fuck

What is that

Ugh

Can we try again but without such...

I'm scared of you now

There are a lot of street performers here

They're not that great

Can we go, I'm cold

-Give me 5 minutes to finish this -More like 5 hours

Stop complaining!

I'm just having like a normal human reaction right now

- Fuck you - God you have no fucking chill

Fuck you

Okay my little dumplings, next question for the Boyfriend TAG

Question 11

- Ready? - Ready

What is it that you least like about me?

I think

Sometimes

You can seem a bit fake

You worry too much about your image

- What? - It's not good

- Why is it not good? - Don't say such things about me

Say something else

The point of this is to be honest

Honest questions about ourselves

I'm recording this

Sometimes you are fake

How am I supposed to finish this now

Sometimes she's fake

Christmas cakes for the Christmas time!

I have frosting and some gingerbread... people.

Looks so good.

Let's do a quick Q&A

Let's see your comments.

I'm reading!

Hi everybody!

Welcome to my newest episode!

I'm with Konrad here!

Konrad is also a YouTuber, we met at a party recently

I can say I liked him a lot from the moment I saw him!

He's so interesting! You'll see for yourselves!

Third reason why it's good to be single.

If you go to a restaurant, you order whatever you want

You don't have to go for any dumb compromise

If there are 2 people who compromise, you always end with a lose-lose situation

Unless of course one of them is the type of person who orders one thing

And then asks the people at the next table to take a picture of their food

Because that's better for Instagram

A red telephone booth! A real London staple!

#london #travel #liveabroad

Hi dumplings

It's a beautiful day in London! What motivates you on a day like that?

Please comment!

#motivation #thegrind #whatgetsyouup

You know what turns me off? Fake people! You think you know somebody but then it turns out they're fake!

Gained some weight recently, sad face

#donttakeyourselftooseriously #bodypositivity

#gottaloveyourself #sometimesitshard

I don't want to be recording this video

But

I feel that I have to

I have to explain what's happening recently

Kris has been really mean recently

He posted a picture...

I feel very violated having to talk about this subject

It was a very private picture

Things that Kasia is saying are all lies

She's manipulating you, it's a manipulation

She's playing with your feelings

She's just looking for attention

Like in every relationship, we opened to each other with leaves me...

Because of that I have some...

He's such a ...!!! I'll never support him again

She's a fake person who

Weak points in which he can get me.

- You asshole! - I'm disgusted

All this time I've been saying she's just a huge attention whore

She wanted to have an excuse for having a naked picture online

It gets you a lot of clicks I heard

This just in! Naked pics get clicks online!

This is her current address

This is where she lives

Let's see what funny pranks we can come up with

You'll fucking die!

You're nothing without him!

Whoring yourself out for views won't change that!

Kasia deleted all our pictures together

He had a password to my YouTube account

Maybe I left it saved on his phone

This picture won't disappear from the internets

Thank you my loyal fans

He had access to my account and started deleting videos

You can build online influence on lies

I don't understand why it had to get so ugly

I understand he might be feeling hurt

The audience is way too smart for this!

Everybody's gonna realize that everything you say is a fucking lie!

Inconsiderate, childish isn't even the word

He's just being evil

Maybe it's time the world woke up and realized the real nature of Kasia

I wouldn't have expected Kasia to be such an attention whore

And I thought it would be a love story

You showed this bitch where her place is

Bravo, Kris, bravo

He's a scumbag piece of shit, and I bet he's a fucking queer

It's obvious why they broke, who would fuck such a butterface

Serves her right, he had no other way

His audience is just elementary school kids

Kasia is a whore

Kasia is amazing

Kris? I think he's gay

All my dumplings are welcome to join the FAN MEETUP

Tomorrow, 2PM

#iloveyou #meetup #seeyoutomorrow

You remind me of the Arctic Monkeys guy

What the fuck is happening here

I see some DUMPLINGS here

A bunch of losers

Having fun here?

Oh, Kasia is here!

Can I get a picture with you?

Let's take a selfie

Smile, dumpling

Smile to the camera, it's so cute

Look at all your fans here

-You're acting like a dick -I want a picture with you

Tomorrow

Cool birds eh?

How could I have done this

I didn't want that either

Not only you

It wasn't just your fault

I didn't want to...

Treat you like that, it just happened

Emotions got the better of me

I never wanted this

I never stopped caring about you

That's why I've done all that

I don't think I'm gonna make myself cry

Ok, it's up to you when we go

I was thinking about you

I wanted to hurt you so that you would think about me

I was always thinking about you

I'm sorry

Thanks

What do you think?

How did it go?

We might have gotten carried away a few times, but overall, a beautiful love story

Who are we to each other?

You think anybody cares about that

People don't care who we really are

What's important is everybody had fun

But between the two of us...?

I actually had the most fun

And you're just gonna have fun like that forever?

Hi dumplings, we have a little announcement to make!

We got engaged!!!