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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,640 BLACK MIRROR 2 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,340 A Story Inspired by the Series 3 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:23,280 Hey guys, welcome 4 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:26,180 It's all good, a bit cold on my side 5 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,800 That's nothing, 6 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,440 A bit of cold never hurt anybody 7 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,920 8 00:00:37,945 --> 00:00:39,105 9 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:58,205 Kris! You YouTube piece of shit! 10 00:00:58,205 --> 00:01:01,045 We're gonna fuck you up 11 00:01:01,045 --> 00:01:03,895 What's up you whore, drama? 12 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,920 After everything he's done for you? 13 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:10,480 THE BREAKUP 14 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:15,860 Hello everybody welcome to my channel, we have a special guest today 15 00:01:16,215 --> 00:01:19,315 Kris, he's also a YouTuber 16 00:01:19,315 --> 00:01:22,085 You guys check out his channel 17 00:01:22,085 --> 00:01:25,115 Today we're filming a Q&A with Chris 18 00:01:25,115 --> 00:01:27,235 Kris? Christopher? 19 00:01:27,235 --> 00:01:28,645 How should I address you? 20 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:32,065 Kris? Kristoph? Kristopher? 21 00:01:32,065 --> 00:01:33,400 Kris 22 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,700 I should have thought so 23 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:39,880 Man was I shy 24 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,700 I had no idea what to say 25 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,240 - Why? - Oh you know, a cute girl was sitting next to me 26 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,360 You liked me? 27 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,780 Kasia, Kasia 28 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:52,735 What's in my mouth challenge! 29 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:54,720 I'm gonna stick things in his mouth! 30 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,740 Apple! 31 00:01:56,875 --> 00:02:00,275 Pigeons ate everything! 32 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:06,580 I looked at pigeons eating and got hungry myself 33 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,175 But the hot dog stand was closed 34 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:12,380 Oh the adventure! 35 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,460 Hungry pigeons! 36 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,880 We'll be painting easter eggs now! 37 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:25,260 Today's challenge is to prank Kasia 38 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,240 It started off easy but... 39 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:38,620 - A cream. - What cream? - A cream is a cream, 40 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,600 Eye cream! 41 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:42,435 I'm a dude so I only know one cream 42 00:02:48,475 --> 00:02:49,475 Fuck 43 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:50,995 What is that 44 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,505 Ugh 45 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,265 46 00:02:54,265 --> 00:02:56,965 Can we try again but without such... 47 00:03:02,155 --> 00:03:03,155 I'm scared of you now 48 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,265 There are a lot of street performers here 49 00:03:08,265 --> 00:03:11,100 They're not that great 50 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:14,085 Can we go, I'm cold 51 00:03:14,085 --> 00:03:17,155 -Give me 5 minutes to finish this -More like 5 hours 52 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,380 Stop complaining! 53 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:24,320 I'm just having like a normal human reaction right now 54 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,800 - Fuck you - God you have no fucking chill 55 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,060 Fuck you 56 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:57,705 Okay my little dumplings, next question for the Boyfriend TAG 57 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,640 Question 11 58 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:02,100 - Ready? - Ready 59 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:05,540 What is it that you least like about me? 60 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,480 61 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,500 I think 62 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,440 Sometimes 63 00:04:13,745 --> 00:04:16,714 You can seem a bit fake 64 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:17,714 65 00:04:17,894 --> 00:04:21,084 You worry too much about your image 66 00:04:21,385 --> 00:04:22,505 67 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:26,360 - What? - It's not good 68 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,960 - Why is it not good? - Don't say such things about me 69 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,760 Say something else 70 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:34,845 The point of this is to be honest 71 00:04:34,845 --> 00:04:37,855 Honest questions about ourselves 72 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:38,860 I'm recording this 73 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,800 Sometimes you are fake 74 00:04:41,805 --> 00:04:44,775 75 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:46,800 How am I supposed to finish this now 76 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,380 Sometimes she's fake 77 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:57,155 Christmas cakes for the Christmas time! 78 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:02,480 I have frosting and some gingerbread... people. 79 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,260 Looks so good. 80 00:05:21,105 --> 00:05:22,105 81 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,720 Let's do a quick Q&A 82 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:29,280 Let's see your comments. 83 00:05:29,665 --> 00:05:30,665 I'm reading! 84 00:05:43,855 --> 00:05:44,855 Hi everybody! 85 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,300 Welcome to my newest episode! 86 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,680 I'm with Konrad here! 87 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:52,620 Konrad is also a YouTuber, we met at a party recently 88 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,320 I can say I liked him a lot from the moment I saw him! 89 00:05:56,785 --> 00:05:59,735 He's so interesting! You'll see for yourselves! 90 00:06:03,645 --> 00:06:06,635 Third reason why it's good to be single. 91 00:06:06,635 --> 00:06:07,635 92 00:06:07,955 --> 00:06:10,295 If you go to a restaurant, you order whatever you want 93 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:15,540 You don't have to go for any dumb compromise 94 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:21,700 If there are 2 people who compromise, you always end with a lose-lose situation 95 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:28,980 Unless of course one of them is the type of person who orders one thing 96 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,240 And then asks the people at the next table to take a picture of their food 97 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:38,880 Because that's better for Instagram 98 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,400 A red telephone booth! A real London staple! 99 00:06:56,445 --> 00:06:59,565 #london #travel #liveabroad 100 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,215 Hi dumplings 101 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:06,240 It's a beautiful day in London! What motivates you on a day like that? 102 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,185 Please comment! 103 00:07:09,185 --> 00:07:12,380 #motivation #thegrind #whatgetsyouup 104 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:19,800 You know what turns me off? Fake people! You think you know somebody but then it turns out they're fake! 105 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,880 Gained some weight recently, sad face 106 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:29,040 #donttakeyourselftooseriously #bodypositivity 107 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:33,000 #gottaloveyourself #sometimesitshard 108 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,700 109 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:51,145 I don't want to be recording this video 110 00:07:51,145 --> 00:07:52,145 But 111 00:07:52,885 --> 00:07:55,815 I feel that I have to 112 00:07:55,815 --> 00:07:58,625 I have to explain what's happening recently 113 00:07:58,625 --> 00:07:59,645 114 00:07:59,955 --> 00:08:00,955 115 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,540 Kris has been really mean recently 116 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,520 He posted a picture... 117 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:11,875 118 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:16,820 I feel very violated having to talk about this subject 119 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,300 It was a very private picture 120 00:08:23,695 --> 00:08:26,175 Things that Kasia is saying are all lies 121 00:08:26,175 --> 00:08:28,625 She's manipulating you, it's a manipulation 122 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:29,755 123 00:08:29,755 --> 00:08:32,085 She's playing with your feelings 124 00:08:32,085 --> 00:08:35,035 She's just looking for attention 125 00:08:35,345 --> 00:08:36,555 126 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:40,805 Like in every relationship, we opened to each other with leaves me... 127 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:44,865 Because of that I have some... 128 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,400 He's such a ...!!! I'll never support him again 129 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:52,120 She's a fake person who 130 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,240 Weak points in which he can get me. 131 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,520 - You asshole! - I'm disgusted 132 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:06,460 All this time I've been saying she's just a huge attention whore 133 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:10,995 She wanted to have an excuse for having a naked picture online 134 00:09:10,995 --> 00:09:13,905 It gets you a lot of clicks I heard 135 00:09:13,905 --> 00:09:18,460 This just in! Naked pics get clicks online! 136 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,935 This is her current address 137 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:22,515 This is where she lives 138 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,540 Let's see what funny pranks we can come up with 139 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:30,000 You'll fucking die! 140 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,025 You're nothing without him! 141 00:09:33,025 --> 00:09:35,745 Whoring yourself out for views won't change that! 142 00:09:35,745 --> 00:09:38,845 Kasia deleted all our pictures together 143 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:41,825 He had a password to my YouTube account 144 00:09:41,825 --> 00:09:44,315 Maybe I left it saved on his phone 145 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:47,220 This picture won't disappear from the internets 146 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:51,580 Thank you my loyal fans 147 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:57,620 He had access to my account and started deleting videos 148 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,720 You can build online influence on lies 149 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:07,580 I don't understand why it had to get so ugly 150 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,660 I understand he might be feeling hurt 151 00:10:11,665 --> 00:10:14,175 The audience is way too smart for this! 152 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:18,080 Everybody's gonna realize that everything you say is a fucking lie! 153 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:20,340 Inconsiderate, childish isn't even the word 154 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:22,785 He's just being evil 155 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:31,000 Maybe it's time the world woke up and realized the real nature of Kasia 156 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:38,140 I wouldn't have expected Kasia to be such an attention whore 157 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,220 And I thought it would be a love story 158 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,880 You showed this bitch where her place is 159 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,140 Bravo, Kris, bravo 160 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,965 He's a scumbag piece of shit, and I bet he's a fucking queer 161 00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:55,120 It's obvious why they broke, who would fuck such a butterface 162 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,320 Serves her right, he had no other way 163 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,480 His audience is just elementary school kids 164 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,580 Kasia is a whore 165 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,840 Kasia is amazing 166 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,720 Kris? I think he's gay 167 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,360 168 00:11:21,925 --> 00:11:25,015 All my dumplings are welcome to join the FAN MEETUP 169 00:11:25,495 --> 00:11:26,515 Tomorrow, 2PM 170 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:32,620 #iloveyou #meetup #seeyoutomorrow 171 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:40,720 You remind me of the Arctic Monkeys guy 172 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,320 173 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:47,695 What the fuck is happening here 174 00:11:47,695 --> 00:11:50,835 I see some DUMPLINGS here 175 00:11:51,055 --> 00:11:53,925 A bunch of losers 176 00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:57,945 Having fun here? 177 00:11:58,425 --> 00:12:00,665 Oh, Kasia is here! 178 00:12:00,665 --> 00:12:03,795 Can I get a picture with you? 179 00:12:04,255 --> 00:12:07,285 Let's take a selfie 180 00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:10,815 Smile, dumpling 181 00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:13,965 Smile to the camera, it's so cute 182 00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:16,895 Look at all your fans here 183 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:20,200 -You're acting like a dick -I want a picture with you 184 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,620 Tomorrow 185 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,240 Cool birds eh? 186 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,740 How could I have done this 187 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,880 I didn't want that either 188 00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:01,835 Not only you 189 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,125 It wasn't just your fault 190 00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:09,075 I didn't want to... 191 00:13:10,815 --> 00:13:12,765 Treat you like that, it just happened 192 00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:15,235 Emotions got the better of me 193 00:13:16,955 --> 00:13:19,515 I never wanted this 194 00:13:20,485 --> 00:13:22,675 I never stopped caring about you 195 00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:25,675 That's why I've done all that 196 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:28,340 I don't think I'm gonna make myself cry 197 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:31,160 Ok, it's up to you when we go 198 00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:34,465 I was thinking about you 199 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:39,300 I wanted to hurt you so that you would think about me 200 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,740 I was always thinking about you 201 00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:50,305 I'm sorry 202 00:14:28,505 --> 00:14:29,505 Thanks 203 00:14:31,885 --> 00:14:33,085 What do you think? 204 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,705 How did it go? 205 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:40,880 We might have gotten carried away a few times, but overall, a beautiful love story 206 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,440 Who are we to each other? 207 00:14:48,115 --> 00:14:50,895 You think anybody cares about that 208 00:14:50,895 --> 00:14:53,915 People don't care who we really are 209 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,460 What's important is everybody had fun 210 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,560 But between the two of us...? 211 00:15:02,765 --> 00:15:05,165 I actually had the most fun 212 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,135 And you're just gonna have fun like that forever? 213 00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:21,325 Hi dumplings, we have a little announcement to make! 214 00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:22,325 215 00:15:23,695 --> 00:15:24,695 216 00:15:25,585 --> 00:15:29,035 We got engaged!!! 217 00:15:29,475 --> 00:15:30,875 218 00:15:31,905 --> 00:15:32,915 219 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,325 220 00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:41,805 221 00:15:41,825 --> 00:15:42,825 222 00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:43,925 223 00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:49,765 224 00:15:57,755 --> 00:15:59,995 225 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,235 226 00:16:04,535 --> 00:00:00,000 15327

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