All language subtitles for Changeland2019

["Cartoon Music for Superheroes"
by Albert Hammond Jr. playing]

¶ Goodnight I say to you ¶

¶ Goodnight ¶

¶ Dream ¶

¶ Oh, the impossible ¶

¶ And when you wake ¶

¶ You'll see ¶

¶ That all these dreams ¶

¶ Aren't fake, they're real ¶

¶ But impossible ¶

¶ Believe ¶

¶ You'll be all right ¶

¶ Ooooooo ¶

¶ Ooooooo ¶

[Vanessa] Hi, happy anniversary.

Um, I guess I missed
you this morning.

So, hey, I've got to work
a little late tonight,

I don't know if you've
got something planned.

But, uh, anyway,
I'll see you later. Love you!

[indistinct chatter]

There he is!

-Hi, Dan.
-Hi, buddy.

-You made it!
-You made it.

-Welcome to Dubai.
-Heh. Thanks.

Yeah, please enjoy
our beautiful airport

before our final destination,
freakin' Thailand.

-Yay, Thailand.
-Yeah!

It's good to see you.
It's been forever.

Yeah, when was the last time?

Marcy's wedding.

-Oh wow.
-That was two years ago.

Well thanks for coming. I know
it's, uh, such short notice.

What, are you kidding?
This is an amazing invite.
We're gonna have so much fun.

I got us matching floral shirts.
And I gotta be in Greece

next week, so this
gets me half the way there.

-It's perfect.
-Good. Where're you,
where're you, coming from?

Fiji.

Hello, could I get
a beer and, uh?

-Oh, I'm okay.
-Just for me then.

[announcement in Arabic]

What do you think that is?

Um, I don't know.

Thank you. No, I got it.

[announcement in Arabic]

You're not curious why
they keep saying that?

If-non, if-non?

Maybe it's the word
for a flight?

Maybe it's a secret password.

Check it.

If-non, if-non?

If-non, if-non.

We gonna talk about it?

I think Vanessa's
cheating on me.

She, um--

Uh, she always wanted
to play guitar,

so I-- I bought her
one and lessons

and then she's in
a band with her teacher

and, uh, she's really happy

for like the first time
in a while, you know?

Uh--

I mean, I should
have known, right?

They had such good
chemistry onstage.

Okay.

Then the question
you gotta answer is,

do you wanna
fight for it or not?

-That's really
oversimplifying it.
-No, it's not.

Everything's on either
side of that question.

You wanna fight for it or not?
You answer that,
everything follows.

[plane ascending]

[calm music]

[indistinct chatter]

-Maybe later on, okay, bye.
-No thank you.

[tires squealing]

[Asian music]

-[valet] Welcome to The Slate.
-Oh, thank you.

[valet] Welcome.

Nice.

Hello, welcome
to The Slate, Phuket.

-You are checking in?
-Ah, yes.

It should be under,
uh, Brandon Matthews.

Just a moment, sir.

Ah, here it is.

Ooh, our honeymoon suite
for the happy couple.

Actually, would it be possible
to get two rooms, please.

Everything, it's okay
with your marriage?

-Ah.
-Hmm.

Yeah, I-- I was supposed
to be here with my wife,

-but, um, instead, you know.
-Instead, I see.

No, no.

It's all good.

Uh, Suchin?

Suchin, we just need two rooms.

Yes, I understand.

Shh.

So here you see
your wonderful room

and also bathroom.

Suchin, you shouldn't have.

But this is your anniversary.

It was with my wife, but--

I know.

So here you see the adjourning
door to your friend's room.

[clicks tongue] Well, this
is perfect, thank you.

Yes, welcome to Thailand.

This is lovely.

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary.

You wanna get settled, meet up
for dinner say, couple of hours.

-Yeah, sounds good.
-Okay.

I will be in my room
if you need me.

[Brandon chuckles]

Shh.

[birds chirping]

[calm music]

-[child giggles]
-[father chuckles]

[phone ringing]

-[dad] No, no, I-- I got it Nan.
-Dad.

-Hey, son, how are you, pal?
-Is that Brandon?

-Yeah, it's Brandon.
-Hi, Brandon.

-Hi, mom.
-Hey, listen, buddy,
we're on our way out to dinner.

Uh, oh, you remember
the Berensteins, right?

-[Brandon] Of course.
-[mom] He remembers
the Berensteins.

[dad] Oh, do that-- Well it
doesn't matter. Anyway,

is, is everything okay, buddy?

Yeah, ha-- have a great dinner.

-[dad] Okay, all right, I l--
I love you, son.
-[mom] I love you!

-Love you guys.
-[dad] Take care, my friend.

[phone beeps]

[calm music]

Fiji.

Welcome, my dear friends.

We have prepared
a lovely table for you.

Suchin, did you close
the place for us?

Now is rainy season,
so not many guests.

[Dan] Well, this is
perfect, thank you.

Tonight will be a special
dinner just for you.

Oh, you didn't need
to make a fuss.

Oh, we should have worn
our matching shirts.

Ah, this is your waiter, okay?
I leave you now.

Thank you, wait-- uh, Suchin.

How do you say
thank you in Thai?

If you're a man, you would say,

[speaking in Thai]

A woman would say,

[speaking in Thai]

[imitating Thai]

[Suchin] Wonderful.

Have a good night.

[Dan] Thank you.

-Drink?
-Ah, yes, uh,

two shots of whisky and
do you have Chang in a bottle?

Perfect.

Oh, I-- I don't wanna drink.

-Yeah, you do.
-I do?

Yeah, you remember on
the plane you were telling me,

you were like,
"Dan, I'm sleeping,
but listen to me carefully.

-Make sure I drink a whole lot,
like a weird amount."
-[Dan chuckles]

-So.
-That sounds just like me.

Yeah, you sound a lot like that.

It's funny, you don't hear it,

but when I hear it, "Dan, Dan,"

-it's how you sound.
-Hmh.

[both imitating Thai]

Thank you.

Buddy, we're gonna
get you through it.

Thanks.

[calm music]

So, what happened?
You saw an email?

Um, yeah, several.

She hid him under her
best friend's name

so that when... [sighs]

...they texted
I would think it was her.

That's some sneaky shit.

What did she say
when you caught her?

No, she doesn't know I know.

What are you talking about.

This was gonna be a surprise.

And then I saw the--

You just left?

-Vanessa doesn't know about
the trip or anything?
-No, I never told her.

And then I--

I couldn't confront her, so...

You skipped town without
a word on your anniversary?

I guess so.

That's pretty badass.

It doesn't feel it.

Honestly, let her spin.

And let's burn
this guy's house down.

Hmm.

-No, I don't think
that's the answer.
-No?

Then what is the answer?

I don't wanna get divorced.

Oh, Brandon. [sighs]

I'm not gonna kill
your wife for you.

Are you sure?
'Cause that would--
that would solve a lot.

No, I can't.

Not for free.

[both laughing]

[calm music]

[Vanessa] Ah, sorry honey,
I'm gonna be later.

Uh, it's just running long.

Don't wait up.
We can celebrate tomorrow,

and I'll make it up
to you, I promise.

[bells chiming softly]

[woman on speaker]
Hello, hello, everyone!

My name Pen,
like Pen you write with.

Everybody say, Pen.

[all] Pen.

[Pen] Everybody say Pen.

-[all] Pen!
-Okay, today we take tour

of many great places.
Last all day.

We see mangrove forest,
Panak Island for kayak,

James Bond Island
and the Rawai beach.

Come back to Bang Rong dock
6:30 or half past six, okay?

[all] Okay!

["VCR" by The xx playing]

¶ You used to have
All the answers ¶

-Oh!
-Hey.

Hey there. You know,
I hear orange

is very fashionable this season.

Here.

-Visor's cute too.
-Thanks.

¶ You still have them too ¶

[Pen on speaker] Here you see
natural mangrove forest,

bird, crab, lizard,
monkey live together.

No man in mangrove.

Only bird, crab, lizard, monkey.

That for you, okay?

Don't-- Don't worry.

¶ Watch things on the VCR ¶

¶ With me and talk
About big love ¶

[bright chiming music]

Hi again.

Careful out of your seat.
The water's choppy.

I'm okay with choppy. I'm Dan.

[woman sighs]

You're Dory.

-Hi, Dory. Sure is pretty
out here, huh?
-Listen, this is my job.

Not a bar. You're
on vacation, I'm at work.

I'm not here to be hit on.

Message received.

Anybody hits on you,
I'll take care of him.

Okay, everybody find a boat
partner. Two in boat, okay?

Nobody die.

Thank you.

-Hey buddy, what's your name?
-Phang.

Phang like, like fang?

No, Phang, like Phang.

Got it, Phang.

Hey, little buddy,
you said Phang?

Yeah, Phang.

Phang, what's
the matter with you?

Oh, you got it?

Phang!

[Paper Aeroplane by
Angus and Julia Stone playing]

¶ Gotta say mm, mm, mm ¶

-[Phang] Are you two married?
-[Dan] He is.

Ah, so you two just
"best friend"? [chuckles]

Yeah, we are.
We're best friends.

[scoffs]

-What?
-Oh, it's like something
you carve in a tree.

Many tree in Thailand.

Wha-- I've always thought
of you as my best friend.

[chuckles] What are we, 13?

Okay, we'll get matching
necklaces, but I call beef ride?

I'm-- I'm serious.
You're my best friend.

I have best friend.
His name is Kye.

If you were my best friend,
you wouldn't have missed
my first gallery show.

I went to your
first gallery show.

[Dan] You went to
the opening of the gallery
a couple months later.

I didn't have any work there.

You guys want 7-11 boat?

What's that?

You want beer, yeah?

-[Dan] Oh, definitely.
-[Phang] 80 baht.

[Dan] Make it two.

-[speaking in Thai]
-Beer, [speaking in Thai].

[Dan] Here you go, Phang.

[Dan and Brandon
thanking in Thai]

Oh no, I-- I'm okay.

-No?
-Yeah, I don't, I don't want it.

Phang, Phang,
you want this beer?

[chuckles] Dan, how old is he?

I assume legal
drinking age, right?

Yeah, I can drink.

What? You didn't want it.

[Phang burping]

[water dripping]

[calm music]

[Brandon] Hey, um,
what was that about your show?

Because it kind of sounds
like you've been harboring
some secret resentment.

No, I mean, it's not
like I think about it,
but you did flake.

Said you were gonna come
and you didn't.

[Brandon] I think
we just got too tired.
Didn't it start at midnight?

[Dan] Yeah, the witching hour.
'Cause the theme was
Magic and Mischief.

-[Brandon chuckles] We were
in bed by midnight.
-What are you, 70?

No, I had to get up for work.

Did you even notice
I wasn't there?

Yeah, but whatever, forget it.

I'm sorry, I guess I didn't
realize it was such a big deal.

[Dan scoffs] It was
my first solo show.

My pictures, my ideas, you--

[sighs] Couldn't be tired
one morning just to share
that with me?

[calm music]

I don't know, I don't know
what you want me to say. I--

I wasn't trying
to hurt your feelings.

Look, man, w-- uh, why are we
even talking about this?

I'm not mad, okay,
let's just forget it.

Have fun.

[uplifting music]

You have no fun?
My tour no good?

Oh, no, no, you're great, um--

[thanking in Thai]

Very good. [speaking in Thai]

-What's your name?
-Brandon.

Hello, Brandon,
my name Pen, like--

A pen you write with,
I remember.

Don't worry,
everything will be okay.

Hasselblad H4D, you must
have some generous parents.

Buddy, you don't know
the first thing about me.

I know it's not a cheap camera.

I'm a photographer.

Adding filters to your iPhone
doesn't make you a photographer.

Lady, you don't know
the first thing about me.

[calm music]

[Pen on speaker] Okay,
here we are at historic
James Bond Island,

everybody, back on
the boat in one hour.

[background chatter]

-[Brandon] How would I
fight for this?
-[Dan] What do you mean?

Well, you asked me if I wanna
fight for it or not. I'm asking,

how would I go about
fighting for it?

[Dan] What do you
like about Vanessa?

-[Brandon] What's that
supposed to mean?
-[Dan] No, I'm not being

confrontational. I promise.

You're asking me how you fight
for it, so I'm asking you,

what are you fighting for?

[Brandon] Wha--
I don't understand.

[sighs] Remember when you said
you wanted to marry her?

You said it was 'cause mostly
she checked the right boxes.
That's not love.

[water lapping]

You just, you never liked her.

I don't like how she treats you.
How you let her treat you.

Or me.

What are you talking about?

Why didn't you invite me
to Orphan Christmas last year?

-Weren't you out of town?
-No, I was in town for 16 hours.

You just never called me back.

-But, didn't Vanessa call you?
-Yeah, she called.

I told her I could come by,
I had presents for you guys.

She told me I could mail them.

The dinner was just for family.

Oh, well that's, you-- you know,
just because her f--
her folks were there.

I'm your family, B.
You're my family.

You called, I came. I
always show up. That's who I am.

But-- [sighs] You've
been a shitty friend.

That's gotta stop.

["Pain In My Heart"
by Otis Redding playing]

¶ Pain in my heart ¶

¶ She's treating me cold ¶

¶ Where can my baby be ¶

¶ Lord, no one knows ¶

¶ Pain in my heart ¶

¶ Just won't let me sleep ¶

¶ Where can my baby be ¶

¶ Lord, where can she be ¶

¶ Another day
As again it is tough ¶

¶ Sayin' I want
You to come back ¶

¶ Come back, come back, baby ¶

¶ 'Till I get enough ¶

¶ A little pain in my heart ¶

¶ Just won't let me be ¶

¶ Wake up at restless nights ¶

¶ Lord and I can't even sleep ¶

[calm music]

[Pen on speaker] Okay, here
we are, back at Bang Rong dock.

Don't forget your stuff.

Bye!

That was fun. You know, me
and my buddy are gonna be here

for a few days if you
wanna give me your number.

-Nah.
-Okay, Brandon,
you have a good vacation.

-Maybe smile more.
-Eh, I'll try.

If I can say, you're coming
across a little aggressive.

And I understand that's
kind of my fault,

I dress like this, but you know,

if you wanna get
to know the real me,

I don't know,
give it a shot, you know,

just say the word.

Not today.

No, not today.

I'll see you tomorrow.

-Bye, Dan.
-Bye, Pen.

-If-non, if-non.
-[Brandon chuckles]

[crickets chirping]

Aren't you supposed
to fight for it?

I mean, that's what
our parents did.

You gotta make your own choices.

[phone buzzes]

It's-- It's Vanessa again.

Yeah?

Should I answer it?

You've gone 48 hours
with zero contact?

-More.
-[Dan chuckles]

Are you sure
she wants to be forgiven?

Maybe she wanted to get caught.

[sighs]

Come on, let's take a walk.

Okay, here's the thought.

Ditch our old life,
buy a bar, retire down here.

We'll live out
that buddy cop fantasy.

Well, it has been
a very tough career,
keeping these streets clean.

That's what I'm sayin',
the commissioner's
breathing down our necks

and no offense to you or me,
but we're gettin'

[both] ...too old for this shit.
[laughing]

-Okay, or plan B.
-Yeah.

You move back home
with your parents,

-they'd love that.
-Eh.

I don't-- I don't
think that's what I want.

-I agree, it's a good idea.
-[Brandon laughs]

No utilities,
no rent, no mortgage.

You get scared at night,
you can run and sleep

-between Chris and Nancy.
-Yeah, you're really sellin' it.

[Dan] I'm tellin' you, with your
dad, you'd double your wardrobe.
Nancy can cook

-a mean dinner, it's perfect.
-[Brandon laughs]

Oh, we're goin' in.

[calm mystical music]

[footsteps]

[dramatic music]

[whispering] Take
your shoes off.

[Dan] Kneel down.

Put your hands together
and bow three times.

One for Buddha,
one for his teachings

and one for this monk.

Now give him your right wrist.

[calm music]

Now put your hands
together and bow your head.

Now bow three more times.

[water lapping]

-Cars. We got time? OK.
-No, we're fine. We got time.

My friends,
leaving us so soon, eh?

Suchin, yeah, we gotta catch
a boat to another island.

Thank you for everything.

-Yes, my pleasure.
-[thanking in Thai]

We are never gonna forget you.

And I will never
forget your love.

[upbeat music]

-[Dan] How cool is this shit!
-I mean it looks a little--

-Don't say dangerous.
-There's no roof.

Come on! We can play
The Fast and the Furious.
I call Vin Diesel.

-And who am I?
-Literally anyone else.

["Great DJ"
by The Ting Tings playing]

¶ Fed up with your indigestion ¶

¶ Swallow words one by one ¶

¶ Folks got high at
A quarter to five ¶

¶ Don't you feel your
Growing up undone ¶

¶ Nothing but the local DJ ¶

¶ Who said he had
Some songs to play ¶

¶ What went down from
His fooling around ¶

¶ Gave hope and
A brand new day ¶

¶ Imagine all the girls ¶

¶ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ¶

¶ And the boys ¶

¶ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ¶

¶ And the strings ¶

¶ Ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee ¶

¶ And the drums, the drums
The drums, the drums ¶

¶ And the drums, the drums
The drums, the drums ¶

¶ And the drums, the drums
The drums, the drums ¶

¶ Oh ¶

[music fades out]

Mister and Mister Matthews?

-Yep.
-Yes.

Welcome, your boat
is waiting for you.

Snorkel tour?

Oh, yeah, we have a boat tour.

-It-- It's now?
-Yes, now.

We take your bags to your room.
We go now?

-[Brandon] Okay.
-[Dan] Yep.

[singing in Thai]

-This is like a Lego boat.
-[Brandon chuckles]

-[Dan] Hey.
-[man] Hi.

[Brandon] Hi.

[upbeat music]

[Dan] Look at this!

-Ahoy!
-Ahoy, I'm Ian.
You guys must be, um--

Brandon and Dave.

Dan.

Awesome. So come in,
come in. Um--

Get ready to have your
mind blown by coral.

-Hi, I'm Dan.
-Mark, nice to meet you.

-Hi Mark, Dan.
-Hi, Emma.

-Hi, Emma.
-Nice to meet you. Mark.

-Hi, Brandon. Hi. Brandon.
-Emma.

So it looks like we have some,
uh, newlyweds on the boat today.

-That's us.
-Yeah, we're married now.

[Ian] Well, that's
what newlyweds means.

Um, I hear an accent,
where you guys from?

-[Emma] England.
-Uh, whereabouts?

-I love England.
-[Mark] London.

Just outside of London.

[Ian] Oh, you guys are
like practically neighbors.

Well, we live together now.

[Ian] Oh, that would be
awkward if you didn't.

So hold on, let me just--
"Live together now."

Okay. Uh, so you guys
wanna see some coral?

-[all] Yeah!
-Yeah, me too.

All right, so welcome
aboard the Golly Roger.

Klahan! That's Klahan!

[engine starts]

["Time to Pretend"
by MGMT playing]

¶ I'm feelin' rough
I'm feeling raw ¶

¶ I'm in the prime of my life ¶

¶ Let's make some music
Make some money ¶

¶ Find some models for wives ¶

¶ I'll move to Paris
Shoot some heroin ¶

¶ And fuck with the stars ¶

¶ You man the island
And the cocaine ¶

¶ And the elegant cars ¶

[Ian] Yes, uh, it's his bar.
It's got a Muay Thai ring,
right in the middle of it.

Tonight you should
totally come with me.

¶ Now let's have some fun ¶

¶ Yeah it's overwhelming
But what else can we do ¶

-[Mark] Hey man.
-[Brandon grunts] Hey.

You're quite pale, aren't you.

-[clicks tongue] I guess so.
-[chuckles] Do you not
get out much?

-I guess not.
-[chuckles]

Oh, don't you like coral or...?

Oh, yeah, I just don't
feel like swimming.

Yeah, me neither.

Sometimes,
more fun to watch, eh?

Right.

I mean, look at her.

[Mark chuckles] Have you
ever seen such a beauty?

She is beautiful.

You tryin' to fuck my wife?

-What? No.
-I'm jokin' man. [chuckles

But I would kill you
without a problem.

You're very high strung.

Yeah.

[engine puttering]

All right.

So, are you enjoying Thailand?

[chuckles]
Yeah. And you live here?

Uh, I do, I do.

Um, you know, me and Klahan,
we, uh, we bought a boat.

And we dive and we fish

and we jump around
to the islands and so forth.

But, uh, but yes, um,
I live in Thailand.

-Are you, are you from here?
-[chortles] No.

No, no, I'm-- I'm-- I'm
from Hill City of South Dakota,

which is the, uh,
Rapid City of South Dakota

except with less
Mount Rushmore and stuff.

Uh, but yes, no, I have been
living here for about--

Yeah, like, ten years.

How did that happen?

Hum... Look, all
my buddies back in Hill City,

they-- they would join
the military

'cause that's
how you find a career.

You know, they-- they would
just kind of settle in

to these lives that just
I wanted no part of.

And so I just decided
to just find a life

that suited me much better.

-And so, I was like uh-huh.
-Hmm.

Wow.

Don't you miss your life?

Ho-- How could I miss a life
if I'm busy living it?

-Know what I'm sayin'?
-[Dan] Hey, B!

[chuckling] Look at
that fuckin' asshole.

I can see my house from here!

-[Ian] You can do it, Dave!
-[Mark] Go on, mate!

[Dan screaming]

[clapping]

-[Brandon] Nice.
-Yes, mates.

Woo-ho-ho, you are next!
Your turn, buddy!

It's your turn, dude.

Said it's your turn.

[light music]

Okay, come on, B!

-[Mark] Go on, my son.
-Do a flip!

[Ian] I have insurance!

Oh, shit.

It's okay, B.

You don't have to.

[tense music]

[soft music]

-You going down?
-Yeah.

-You don't wanna jump?
-No.

Hey.

You all right?

Come on, don't make
this cliff into a thing.

Jumpin' off shit doesn't
solve every problem.

If-non, if-non.

[Ian sighs]

Well, that was embarrassing.

Have you guys done the hike
to the waterfall yet?

We have not. What is that?

It's Enlightenment Falls.

It's, uh, uh, fantastic,
if you guys, uh,

start now, you'll get
there before sunset.

What do you say, buddy? We could
use some enlightenment, huh?

[calm music]

-Ouch, ah!
-You all right?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

[Dan] Didn't Ian say we'd
be okay in flip flops?

[Brandon sighing] He did.

[Dan groaning]

[birds chirping]

[dramatic music]

Oh, that's a good sign.

[Dan moaning]

Come on.

Watch your step.

[calm music]

[water running]

Maybe you gotta get in it.

I hope not.

Come on, we came all this way.

[animal sounds]

[birds chirping]

There you go!

[calm music]

You're not coming in?

This one's all you.

[calm music]

Anything?

I don't know!

Maybe you gotta go under it?

[animals howling]

This is stupid.

It's not stupid.

What am I even doing out here?

You wanna fight for it or not?

It's not-- it's not that simple.

It actually is that simple.

I gotta go home.

-Buddy look, we can figure out--
-I wanna go home.

[calm music]

[Vanessa] Hey, where are you?
Uh, it's been almost two days.

Should I call the police?
Hey, your parents said
they talked to you,

-but just call me, okay?
-[door knocking]

We're going to the bar with Ian.

You can do whatever you want.

We're going to the bar with Ian.

["Nantes" by Beirut playing]

There's the happy couple!

-Hey.
-Missed you guys.

You guys ready to, uh,
watch me, uh, do my thing?

-Let's do it.
-Yeah.

¶ Since I've seen you smile ¶

¶ And I'll gamble away ¶

¶ My fright ¶

¶ And I'll gamble away my time ¶

¶ And in a year, a year or so ¶

¶ This will slip into the sea ¶

¶ Well it's been
A long time, long time now ¶

¶ Since I've seen you smile ¶

¶ Nobody raise your voices ¶

¶ Just another night in Nantes ¶

¶ Nobody raise your voices ¶

¶ Just another night in Nantes ¶

¶ Well it's been
A long time, long time now ¶

¶ Since I've seen you smile ¶

[crowd cheering and clapping]

[referee] One, two,
three, four, five, six!

[announcer] Everybody,
who want to fight him!

Who want to fight him, come on!

[man] Come on, come on! Whoa!

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat music]

-Are those girls gonna fight?
-Well, it looks that way.

Em, come get closer, those girls
are like fuckin' animals.

Let's get showered
in sweat and blood. [laughs]

No thanks, love, you go ahead.

Are you sure?
Look after her, okay?

You don't mind him
being so rowdy?

Oh, it's all for show.

He's got to perform for review.

At the end of the night he'll
be pitifully clung to me,

begging me to make
the world stop spinning.

We have our fun.

We'll always go home together.

[people shouting]

[upbeat music]

What made you want to marry Dan.

Oh, no, Dan and I
are just friends. We--

Uh, my wife, she-- [sighs]

I think we're splitting up.

Oh, god, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to--

No, you didn't. She--

¶ I gotta heartbeat ¶

¶ Bruises all to pieces ¶

I want a wife that's a partner.

And you don't feel
like she's your partner?

I found out she's
been having an affair.

¶ It's the insensible
Insensible ¶

That is definitely
not partner behavior.

They sell drinks
in kid's sand pails.

We need a lot of these, def.
Come on, come on!

-Are you all right?
-Yeah.

Let's get some drinks.

Goongala!

[all] Goongala!

[all grunting]

Who the fuck are these guys?

Uh--

Uh, us?

Yeah, you.

What the hell you
doin' in this bar?

Without a shot in your hand?

Shot for everybody!

[crowd cheering]

[Dan laughing]

-Thank you. Thanks.
-Thanks.

-Goongala!
-[crowd] Goongala!

What's your name?

-I'm-- I'm-- I'm Brandon.
-Brandon.

-And, uh-- this is my-- uh, Dan.
-Dan.

[man] What are you doin' here?

Vacation.
Last night on the islands,
so we're just, you know, whoa!

Well, guys, tonight is gonna be

the greatest night of our lives.

O-- Okay.

-Brandon.
-Yeah?

Tonight is gonna be
the greatest night of our lives.

-Okay.
-Brandon, look me in the eye.

Am I lyin'?

-No?
-No.

Because I always tell the truth.

Shots for everybody!

[crowd cheering]

-Here you go, boys.
-Oh, thanks.

All right.

-Goongala!
-[all] Goongala!

[Dan] Ow!

-Oh, four buckets please!
-Strong buckets?

-Strong as you got.
-Yeah.

[woman] Even Stefan,
getting the first legs,

because they're doppelgangers.

Yeah, take that in.

They're cursed to be forever
intertwined again and again,

always ending in tragedy.

But, Elena's love for Damon's

stronger than
the doppelganger curse.

He knows that that
made it okay for her

to date both brothers at once
without being a whore.

I mean, that is storytelling.

Fuck Aaron Mikaelson.

Pe-- Pen.

O.M.G. Hi, Brandon.

-Pen.
-Hi, Pen.

What are you guys doing here?

-We? What are you doing here?
-You shittin' me.

[with local accent]
Oh, oh, you right, keep I
talking when I talk like this?

Oh my, I do-- do-- are
you not from here?

Yes, I'm from here,
but I went to school in L.A.

I get better tips
when I sound local.

-But that's-- That's racist!
-Get out!

You can't, you like Thai
people would be insulted.

Brandon, I'm Thai.

I think you're confusing
racist with race-related.

Hi, Dory. Looks like we're
getting our date after all.

We're just
co-existing in public.

[Dory] Raj and Mali are
here too. Are you on
a date with them too?

I'm not anti a group thing.

All right, you're naughty,
you're kinky.

I don't hate that.

You guys, you guys, I'm up next.

-For me, for me.
-OK.

Shut up, shut up.

It's our pal, he's fun.

[Pen] Oh!

Wow.

Yeah!

Fight! Fight!

-Fight!
-Uh--

We should probably
follow the white rabbit.

[mumbles]

Put on, put on.
I don't need that, no.

[crowd cheering]

[people shouting]

Fight!

[upbeat music]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd shouting]

[blows thudding]

[crowd booing]

Go, get up!

Get up!

[Mark] You got him, you
got him, you got him!

[bell rings]

Fight two!

-Come on man.
-Let's go!

There we go!

[drum music]

[crowd cheering]

One, two, three,
four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten!

[crowd cheering]

They got one.

The winner!

[crowd cheering]

[Dan] Here buddy!

Here, here you go,
yeah! [laughing]

Yes!

I'm the best fighter
in the world!

[upbeat music]

Wait, you booked
this trip over a year ago

and she's been having
an affair the whole time?

I guess so, wow.

But I love that you were gonna
surprise her with this trip.
[chuckles]

Bet you're the plan ahead type.

Um, yes, I prefer well
thought out plans.

[both laughing]

This one just didn't work.

-Well, none of my plans
have ever worked.
-No?

My parents have run
the boat tours for... ever.

And always told me I'd take
over. But I was like, no way.

I wanted to act.

-You did?
-Yeah.

When I was 15,
I ran away to L.A.

My aunt lived in Long Beach
so I moved in with her.

-That's crazy.
-[chuckles] Yeah.

You know, and it was good.

I got to go to school.

Yeah, but there's just
so much competition,

I didn't know anyone.

I never really
got to act, you know.

Like I came all this way
and never actually got to do it.

-I'm sorry.
-When I got back, I had
this whole Dorothy moment.

I realized I had
everything I really wanted.

Isn't that corny?

-What do you mean?
-Well, I love performing,
making people happy.

No matter who you are
or where you're from,

I give you a great tour.

That's my stage.

I make you laugh and have fun.

I teach you about
our beautiful culture
and I make you respect it.

You get to escape
your normal life
and come to my world.

Even if you fight it,
I'll get you.

[Brandon chuckles]

Well, you sure got me.

Oh, did I now?

[both chuckles]

Except I'll never trust you
because of all these lies.

[both laughs]

[faint chime]

[sighs]

I can't stop thinking
about your Hasselblad.

Oh, yeah? I took you as
more of an Instamatic guy.

Well, I can point and shoot,
but that Hassie,
that takes an eye.

Luckily I have two of them.

Oh, I noticed your eyes.

-You are just--
-So, who are you into,
Annie Leibovitz?

Actually I prefer Cindy Sherman.

Did not expect that.

So you're in it for the culture.

I'm in it for the capture.

You're a hunter?

Yeah, that moment, you know?

That moment
when something real happens.

A smile, a feeling, nature.

I see it, I catch it.

Make other people feel it.

I'm addicted to it.

Me too.

[clears throat] So you're
really a photographer?

I am. Professional.

What do you shoot with?

Well, my go-to is the Mamiya,
but my favorite is my Linhof.

You tryin' to tell
me you shoot film.

Lady, I shoot 8x10.

You fight me.

What?

You fight me.

I have to go to the bathroom.

We fight, I kill you.

N-- no, thanks.

So you up and moved
from California to Thailand.

Mm-hm.

Your family didn't freak out?

My parents are dead.

-You seem okay with that.
-I didn't do it.

Zipline mishap.

-Stop.
-I'm serious.

Total freak accident on their
vacation in New Zealand.

Worst freshman year ever.

Except that I met Pen.

What, you fuckin' with me?

Nope, it's hilarious.

-Can I laugh?
-I do, all the time.

[laughs]

And you don't get sad?

Oh, I got plenty of sad.

But it wasn't my fault.

I'm not gonna carry it.

And they wouldn't want me too.

My mom killed herself.

[lively music]

-Dan, Dan!
-B! You're not gonna believe it.

Dory's a member
of the dead parent's club.

-It's true.
-What?

Dory's parents are both dead.

-Dan's got no parents.
-[giggles]

It's so weird you're both
smiling when you say that.

[giggles]

-He's got two parents.
-Aw.

I'm gonna go find Pen.

-Okay.
-Okay.

-Okay.
-Okay.

I mean... Buddy, what's wrong?

Some-- Somebody just tried
to pick a fight with me.

What are you talkin' about, who?

Just this--
this-- this Thai guy.

-That narrows it down.
Where is he, show me?
-[sighs]

Oh, there, there he is.

-That guy?
-Yeah, that guy right there.

B, he's employed here.

Yeah, they work for tips.

It's like wrestling.
It's like fake.

It's not real.

You don't-- you don't
know that. He was serious.

Yeah, serious like,
"You're a tourist

and I want you to drink
a lot and get drunk

and then I'm gonna
kick your ass, yeah."

He wouldn't kick my ass.

Buddy. We're grownups.

That guy's like 20 and kicks
tourist ass all day.

Come on, look, we need to focus
on drinking these buckets

and enjoying our last night
on the island, okay?

Come on, if-non, if-non.

Last night.

-Gonna borrow
your buddy for a second.
-Ooh--

[bartender] Yeah,
what can I get ya?

One bucket, please.

[sighs]

You're here to solve something.
I can tell.

[Brandon] You can?

[calm music]

-Goongala.
-Goongala.

[both groans]

[coughs]

-Who are you?
-I'm Martin.

[laughing] Yeah,
I mean, what are you--
What are you doing here?

Well, this beautiful island

is between Myanmar
and Hong Kong and I figured,

be silly not to stop on the way.

-You came from Myanmar?
-I did.

And I brought half
these people with me.

Wanna go to Hong Kong?

Plenty of room in the boat.

You-- You have a boat?

Technically it's a yacht.

Who are you?

Brandon, take a look
around this place.

All these people from different
worlds, all together.

Every one of them
wanting the same things.

To feel safe.

To feel love.

To be understood.

We all share that.

[calm music]

B! Ian gave us
a little surprise.

-Uh-huh...
-Come on.

[waves lapping]

[rain pattering]

[coughs]

Oh, I remember this.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

It's been a while.

When was the last time?

When things started
going bad with Vanessa.

We just stopped having sex.

It just got so awkward.

So you guys got high.

I thought it would loosen us up.

Make her like me again.

But it didn't work.

Fuck that, you're awesome.

Except I wasn't.

What do you mean?

I wasn't awesome,
but I wanna be.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

Don't mention it.

[rain thrumming]

[background chattering]

Hey!

You still want to fight?

-I kill you.
-Perfect.

[fists thumping]

[crowd yelling]

-You don't have to do this.
-Oh, it's pro wrestling, right?

Yeah.

[crowd shouting]

-Hey, thanks for doing this.
-Yeah.

[bell rings]

-[referee] Fight!
-Oh shit.

[grunts]

[referee] Go, yeah, fight!

[blows thudding]

-[Mark] Get out
of the corner, Brandon.
-[Emma] You can do it!

-Fight.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Dan] Just look at that!

There you go!

-Keep moving!
-[Brandon grunts]

[blows thudding]

[Brandon groans]

[referee] Fight, fight!

[Dan] All right, okay.

[bell rings]

[Dan] Whoa, okay, okay, okay.

The main thing is, you're
just letting him hit you.

Okay, you want to avoid
that as much as possible.

Okay, 'cause he's
hitting you really hard

and there's only
so much you can take

before you actually
die, all right?

So main takeaway?

-Don't get hit.
-Okay.

Hey, are we fighting,
like for real?

-I kill you.
-Oh shit.

-[belling rings]
-[referee] Fight.

Punch!

[crowd cheering]

[thud]

-[Pen] Come on!
-[Dory] Yeah!

[Dan] Yeah, there you go!

Yeah, get him, get him, get him.

-There you go!
-[Pen] Yes, keep doing that!

-Flurry!
-Yes!

Keep doing that!

-[Dory] Get up.
-[Dan] Come on buddy, get up!

[Mark] Atta boy!

[Dory] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[woman screaming]

-[Mark] You gotta brush it off.
-[Dan] There we go.

-Come on, throw it up.
-[Dan] You got this!

-[Dan] Okay.
-[Dory] Oh my god.

[Dan] All right,
keep your hands up.

[Brandon groans]

-[bell rings]
-[Dan] Oh.

-[Dan] OK.
-[referee] Stop.

That's it, all right. OK.

Main thing you're doing here,

you're telegraphing
your moves, okay.

I'm pretty sure you said punch
right before you punched.

Now he heard that
so he blocked it. You dig?

OK, so now, don't let him
know what you're doing,

don't look we're
you're gonna punch,

just punch, okay?

-[bell rings]
-Fight!

[blows thudding]

[Dory] Yes, keep doing that!

Yeah!

Get up!

-[referee] Fight.
-[Brandon] Oh, stop.

[crowd shouting]

[Dan] Okay, all right,
stay down pal. Okay.

-First, two...
-[Dan] You can go faster.

-...three, four, five...
-[Dan] Count by twos.

-...six, seven...
-[Dan] He's out.

-[Dan] You can stop.
-...eight, nine, ten.

[calm music]

[silence]

[muffled cheering]

[Dan] Okay, you did great.

-Yeah, I did well?
-Yeah, you did.

Yeah, that was awesome.

-Come on. There you go.
-The winner!

[crowd cheering]

You did it though.

Yeah, there we go.

Yeah!

All right!

You wouldn't-- You wouldn't say
I-- I got my ass kicked, right?

Oh, not too you.

-[boxer] Yeah.
-[Brandon screams]

Yeah, we are brother!

-Yeah, brother!
-Yeah!

Ah, we are brother!

[upbeat music]

I mean, except that
like everything hurts.

Well, he hit you
everywhere so...

Ladies and gentlemen,
your moral champion!

-[Mark] Hey, good job!
-Yeah!

[Brandon] Thank you all.

-That was hot.
-Get the fuck out!

Yeah, Brandon.

The greatest night of our lives.

-[all] Yeah!
-[Pen] Yes, thank you!

No idea who the fuck
is this guy,

-but thank you!
-All right.

-Goongala!
-[all] Goongala!

[whimsical music]

["400 Lux" by Lorde playing]

¶ We're never done
With killing time ¶

¶ Can I kill it with you ¶

¶ 'Til the veins
Run red and blue ¶

¶ We come around
Here all the time ¶

¶ Got a lot to not do ¶

¶ Let me kill it with you ¶

¶ You pick me up and
Take me home again ¶

¶ Head out the window again ¶

¶ We're hollow like the
Bottles that we drain ¶

¶ You drape your wrists
Over the steering wheel ¶

¶ Pulses can drive from here ¶

¶ We might be hollow
But we're brave ¶

¶ And I like you ¶

¶ I love these roads where ¶

¶ The houses don't change ¶

¶ And I like you ¶

¶ Where we can talk like ¶

¶ There's something to say ¶

Wait, wait,
I'm sorry, I just, wait.

Hey, hey, just be
with me here. Right now.

¶ We move in the tree streets ¶

¶ I'd like it if you stayed ¶

¶ Now we're wearing long sleeves
And the heating comes on ¶

¶ You buy me orange juice ¶

¶ We're getting good at this ¶

¶ Dreams of clean teeth ¶

¶ I can tell that you're tired ¶

¶ But you keep the car on ¶

¶ While you're waiting-- ¶

Where have you two been?

¶ You pick me up and
Take me home again ¶

I'm gonna borrow
your buddy for a second.

¶ Head out the window again ¶

¶ We're hollow like ¶

¶ The bottles that we drain ¶

¶ You drape your wrists
Over the steering wheel ¶

¶ Pulses can drive from here ¶

¶ We might be hollow
But we're brave ¶

[music fades out]

Alex, this is the guy.

This guy?

This guy.

[dogs barking in distance]

[calm music]

This is a very special bottle.

The last of its kind.

Thank you.

Why me?

Why not you?

To life.

And may you live it well.

Okay, this is me.

You wanna meet me in Greece?

Oh, now I'm traveling for you.

I wanna see you again.

You'll see me again.

So are you gonna
give me your number?

Like you have not
enough to think about.

That was just for us.

And we'll share it forever.

-Bye, Dan.
-Bye, Pen.

[Both] Pow!

Bye, guys.

[both chuckles]

["Lovers In Japan"
by Coldplay playing]

¶ Reign of love I can't let go ¶

¶ To the sea I offer
This heavy load ¶

¶ Locusts will lift me up ¶

¶ I'm just a prisoner
In a reign of love ¶

¶ Locusts will let us stop ¶

¶ I wish I'd spoken
To the reign of love ¶

-[Mark] Bye guys.
-[Emma] You!

[Dan] Come on boys.

-You're the best.
-[Ian] See you around.

-Nice, nice.
-Come here.

Goodnight!

Goodnight, Dan.

Goodnight, Bear.

¶ How I wish I'd spoken up ¶

All right, man.

-Good job.
-Told you.

¶ Away get carried
On a reign of love ¶

-[Vanessa] Hello?
-Hi.

["Learnalilgivinanlovin"
by Gotye playing]

¶ Ooh, ooh, whoa ¶

¶ Ooh, ooh, whoa ¶

¶ If you're always tryin'
To get to the top ¶

¶ You don't get to
The bottom of nothing ¶

¶ Then you're gone
Before you know it ¶

¶ You'd better stop ¶

¶ Stop ¶

¶ Learn a little
Givin' and lovin' ¶

¶ It's been done before ¶

¶ C'mon, do it again
Do it again ¶

¶ "'Cause if it's good then
You should share it round" ¶

¶ What's the use of keeping ¶
All the good things that ¶

¶ You've found to yourself ¶

¶ Learn a little
Learn a little ¶

¶ Learn a little givin' ¶

¶ Learn a little
Learn a little ¶

¶ Learn a little
givin' and lovin' ¶

¶ You don't gotta keep
No other man down ¶

¶ For you to get up
There's no need to worry ¶

¶ Just don't give away
Your self-respect ¶

¶ 'Cause if it's all You've got
Left the rest don't really ¶

¶ Matter now anyway honey
But give away love ¶

¶ Give it
And give it for free ¶

¶ No strings attached ¶

¶ Just don't ask for it back ¶

¶ Learn a little
Learn a little ¶

¶ Learn a little givin' ¶

¶ Learn a little givin' ¶

¶ Learn a little
Givin' and stop ¶

¶ Givin, learn a little givin' ¶

¶ It's been done before ¶

¶ C'mon do it again ¶

¶ Little lovin' ¶

["11th Dimension"
by Julian Casablancas playing]

¶ I just nod ¶

¶ I've never been so
Good at shakin' hands ¶

¶ I live on the frozen
Surface of a fireball ¶

¶ Where cities come together ¶

¶ To hate each other
In the name of sport ¶

¶ America, nothing is
Ever just anything ¶

¶ I looked up to you ¶

¶ But you thought I would
Look the other way ¶

¶ And you hear
What you want to hear ¶

¶ And they take what
They want to take ¶

¶ Don't be sad, won't ever
Happen like this anymore ¶

¶ So when's it coming ¶

¶ This life's new great
Movement that I can join ¶

¶ It won't end here ¶

¶ Your faith has got to be
Greater than your fear ¶

¶ Forgive them even if
They are not sorry ¶

¶ All the vultures, bootleggers
At the door waiting ¶

¶ You are looking for your
Own voice, but in others ¶

¶ While it hears you, trapped
In another dimension ¶

¶ Drop your guard ¶

¶ You don't have to be
Smart all of the time ¶

¶ I got a mind full of blanks ¶

¶ I need to go
Somewhere new fast ¶

¶ And don't be shy, oh no
At least deliberately ¶

¶ No one really cares
Or wonders why anymore ¶

¶ Oh, I got music ¶

¶ Coming outta my hands
And feet and kisses, whoa ¶

¶ That is how it once was done ¶

¶ All the dreamers on the run ¶

¶ Forgive them even
If they're not ¶