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10x02 - Happy Borthday
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Well, this is another fine mess.
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Thanks to your idiot son.
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- You're as much to blame as he is.
- Wha... How?
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- Exactly.
- Wait, what?
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- You heard her!
- Don't yell at her!
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- Don't yell at her!
- Don't yell at him!
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- What are you doing?
- I don't know!
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Guys, come on!
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I think we could all
benefit from not yelling!
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The only thing
you'd benefit from is an EMP.
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Not even as a joke.
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Do I look like I'm joking?
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I mean, honestly, it's hard to tell
with you, what with that robot face.
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- Well, I'm not joking.
- I actually didn't think you were.
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Because, meatbag,
I don't think it's funny
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when people steal from me.
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What...
Is that what this is about?
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What'd you think it was about?
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Again, hard to tell with you
because of your...
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Say "robot face" again,
shitlick.
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- ...delivery?
- Oh. You're gonna talk to me about delivery,
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- after you stole my cargo?
- I didn't steal it. I still have it.
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- You... Where is it?
- On the Seamus.
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I was bringing it to you.
Why do you think I'm here?
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Wha... Because I captured you?
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- Potato, pobobot.
- What?
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Look, let me go back to
the ship, I'll get the thing,
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bring it back here,
and everything's space-jake.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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You must think I'm pretty stupid.
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- Eh.
- How 'bout you tell me where it is?
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- In the safe.
- Let me finish.
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I send a couple of my guys
to go get it, and...
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- Well, send a couple you don't like,
- Let me...
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because if they punch in
the wrong combination,
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they're gonna be eatinga
20-kiloton burrito for lunch.
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- Huh?
- It's got a nuclear self-destruct.
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Okay, so then how 'bout you
tell me the right combination?
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Well, because I feel like if I did,
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I'd no longer be negotiating
from a position of power.
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- You think you're in a position of power?
- Eh...
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M'kay. Well, I'm gonna
go do this thing with...
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- well, to your friends.
- Tell 'em hey.
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And I'm while I'm gone,
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I'd really like you to give some
thought to telling me the combination.
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I feel like I have thought about it.
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Well, but you haven't met my buddy...
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...Funbeak.
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- Jesus Hannibal Christ.
- Right?
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Say hello, Funbeak.
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Hello, Fun-un-unbeak.
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You kook.
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Okay, I'm looking around
and I'm seeing
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some pretty mopey faces.
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Yeah, 'cause you're selling us
into slavery down in the spek mines.
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- Wait, what?
- Well, not all of you.
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- Come again?
- Space phrasing.
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Well, thanks to your buddy Bort,
one of you has a chance to go free.
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And, hell, I'll even throw in your ship.
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- Come on.
- That is our ship.
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First of all, that's my ship.
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- Half yours.
- Shut up. And...
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And who knows?
Maybe you'll win it back.
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- Win it back how?
- Oh, man. I was hoping you'd ask that,
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because this sets up my big reveal.
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♪ Bum-bum-baa! ♪
Ta-da!
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- Ah! - Jesus Space Christ.
- Uh... okay.
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Holy shit!
It's that dickhead Bort.
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Hey. Hey, guys.
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Whoever doesn't die,
let's hang out after.
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Pretty sweet reveal, huh?
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- Gladiator fights? Are you serious?
- Maybe it is my delivery.
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Yeah, Bort rented y'all
for his birthday party.
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- Rented?
- Unless you die.
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- Well, then he's buying you.
- Wait, have we done this before?
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- Somebody has.
- Right?
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Doesn't matter. Okay, so while I go
check in on Archer's torture sesh,
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y'all decide who's gonna fight who.
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- Actually, it's "whom."
- I said "whom."
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Or not. I don't know.
Bee-boo-boop.
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Hey, what do you guys
think about my delivery?
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Well, now what
are we supposed to do?
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I guess we got to pick
somebody to fight against.
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- Aw, man, I can't fight you guys.
- I literally can't.
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According to
the First Law of Robotics,
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I'm not allowed
to harm a human being.
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- I pick Krieger.
- Wha... No way!
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- Yes way.
- Cyril.
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Shut your fat mouth!
I get Krieger!
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- Excuse me?
- I...
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No, I mean, come on.
I called dibs.
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- Well then, I get Ms. Archer.
- Aw, man.
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Well, as much as I'd like
to see you idiots
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stomp each other's heads in...
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- Perhaps another time.
- Ho-ho.
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Where the hell do you
think you're going?
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To rescue Sterling
and get off this rock.
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- Plus, there has to be a bar around here.
- Oh, no you don't!
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- Whoop!
- Ow!
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Toodles.
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- Okay, I pick you.
- Bring it.
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Oh, I will.
I'm bringing extra.
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So, Cheryl and Lana,
Cyril and me,
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and where does that leave Pam?
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As the loneliest gal
at the Monsters' Ball.
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Ooh!
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Krieger, want to swap with me?
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- Yep, yep, yep.
- Wait, what?
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Oh, man,
this is gonna be so gross.
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- What is?
- Cleaning your nuts out
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- from between my toes.
- Ew.
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Yeah. You better gulp nervously.
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- Lana, do something.
- Okay, okay.
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Me and Carol,
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- Cyril and Krieger...
- Yes.
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Then those two winners fight,
and then I guess
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Pam gets that winner.
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Aw.
We're all winners in my book.
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And I guess just try
to make your fights look real,
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and maybe that'll
buy us some time
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to come up with a plan to
get out of this crazy place.
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That's Sterling.
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Come on, already!
What are you, hourly?
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I am, actually.
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Please don't do tha...
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Please...
I can't take any more.
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But Funbeak
has so much more to give.
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That was a joke.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Listen, listen... listen to me.
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You guys seriously
have to work on your delivery.
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Funbeak will try again.
Did you hear the one
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about the human with no penis?
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No.
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Wait. Hang on.
Funbeak messed it up.
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Uh... hang on.
Uh... o-okay.
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So...
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- Duh.
- Hey.
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- Mother?
- Sterling. Are you all right?
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I'm not great.
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Who are you
and what are you doing?
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Well, I was drinking
a surprisingly good martini,
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but now it seems
I'll have to settle for
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whipping the ass off
of some robot cereal mascot.
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Funbeak will...
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destroy you.
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Bring it, bird.
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Holy shit.
This is literally a dream come true.
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Which, unfortunately,
turns super sexual.
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Will you quit screwing around?
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Oh, you're just jealous.
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That you zapped yourself
into the CPU
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- of the world's ugliest bird?
- You're crazy. I'm gorgeous.
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Will you...
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- How we doing, gang?
- Oh, um, uh...
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Subject is still uncooperative.
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Well, are you zapping
his dick like I told you?
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- Yes.
- All right.
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- Let me see.
- As you wish.
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Whoa, whoa, wait,
no, no, no, no, no, no...
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Yeah.
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How 'bout it, bud?
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Ready to tell me
the combination to the safe?
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No.
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All right. Well, I'm gonna go
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watch his nutwipe buddies
try to kill each other, so...
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- Wait, wait, wait. What?
- Yeah, gladiator fights.
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Okay, Funbeak, keep it up
with the ol' weenie roast here.
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Weenie roast...
that is a good one. LOL.
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It was good.
And my delivery's fine.
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Okay, now cut me out of here.
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First tell me what's in the safe.
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In the what? Nothing.
What are you...
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- I was just trying to buy some time.
- Uh-huh.
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Now let's go find the shuttle
and get the hell out of this dump.
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Whoa, wait,
what about the others?
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Oh... they'll be fine.
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Aah!
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Cyril, no, no, no, no, no!
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Holy shit.
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Ooh. More like Isaac
Assholimov, am I right?
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I'm right.
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Oh, man. He's cut in half
and still talking smack.
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Give it up for him.
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Hey, shut up.
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Whose birthday is it?
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Bort's, exactly.
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Okay, put your hands,
tentacles, or cloacas together
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for our next contestants,
a couple of furious females,
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Carol and Lana!
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- What'd I miss?
- Oh, man.
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That one dude
cut that other dude...
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- look at me... literally in half.
- Sweet.
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- Good luck out there.
- Yeah! She's gonna need it!
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- Wait, what?
- Come on, man.
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You're spilling all my robot milk.
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Mother, there's
way too many guards.
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- We need to go get the others.
- What we need is a distraction.
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- You could do your bird dance.
- You're one to talk.
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- How?
- Exactly.
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Wait a minute,
this thing's got a radio.
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- What if we called Ray?
- Yeah, what if.
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Well, couldn't he...
do something?
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I don't know. I mean, maybe, if
we could get him on the radio...
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♪ Mama's out in space.
Mama's doing stuff. ♪
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♪ Mama's eating cake ♪
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- ...and if he wasn't Ray.
- Probably eating all the cake.
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So, come on,
let's go get the others.
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But if you leave Lana here, you'll
have the ship back all to yourself.
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Well, you'd still be there.
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- Wh...
- And Ray.
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Uh. Such a fatty.
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And I don't want
the ship bad enough
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for Lana to actually,
you know, die.
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- Who says she's gonna die?
- You are gonna die!
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Wait, wait, what's going on?
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Gladiators, on your marks...
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- Wait, wait, hang on.
- Get set.
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Whoa...
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- Whoa!
- Bitch!
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Oh, for the...
Can you believe this?
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Right?
I'm not gonna lie,
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I've got my species'
equivalent of a boner.
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- Ugh.
- Ew.
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Shut up.
You can't smell it.
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Yes, we can.
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Hi-yah!
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- Berserker!
- No!
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No, what are you... No, no!
No, no, no!
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I did not see that coming,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I guess it's just anything go...
Oh, my God!
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Oh, so you want to play for keeps?
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Oh, man, a full-on battle royale.
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- This may be the best birthday party ever.
- Bitch!
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Or, actually,
maybe the third or fourth
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best birthday party ever.
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I've never had a birthday party.
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00:12:54,072 --> 00:12:56,900
- Well, and who would come?
- Wha... What are you guys doing here?
241
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,424
I thought you died or ditched us.
242
00:12:58,425 --> 00:13:01,819
- Oh, now, uh, nobody died.
- Not yet.
243
00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:03,691
Holy space shit.
244
00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:11,306
Someone's gonna
get hurt out there.
245
00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:14,832
- You think?
- He said "someone," not "something."
246
00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:16,398
- Ugh. You know...
- Krieger, shut up.
247
00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:17,878
How are we gonna
get those dickheads
248
00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:20,316
to stop fighting long enough
for all of us to escape?
249
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,144
Hmm.
250
00:13:22,188 --> 00:13:23,405
Ooh.
251
00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:28,890
- Same height, similar build.
- Oh come on, no, that's just...
252
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,284
Just crazy enough to work.
253
00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:35,504
Ugh. And speaking of crazy,
what is that smell?
254
00:13:35,505 --> 00:13:39,030
Oh, damn it.
Did Pam have a boner in here?
255
00:13:39,074 --> 00:13:40,509
Wha... You can smell them?
256
00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:42,338
You-you can't?
257
00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:56,754
This wasn't the plan, you idiot!
258
00:13:56,798 --> 00:14:00,366
- Well, I wasn't paying attention!
- Oh, yeah?
259
00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:03,022
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
- Well, how do you like these apples?
260
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,765
I do not like those apples.
261
00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:11,072
Thanks, Barry Six.
This is the best.
262
00:14:11,073 --> 00:14:12,988
I mean, I know we're not
friends or anything,
263
00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:16,600
and I actually... I don't really
have many friends, or any, really...
264
00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:20,168
Yeah, you realize if they kill
each other, you got to pay for 'em.
265
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:22,563
Totally worth it.
266
00:14:22,606 --> 00:14:26,569
Plus, I got a ton of birthday money.
Thanks, Nana!
267
00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:32,181
- She used to be super hot.
- Nope.
268
00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:35,097
Psst, hey, dummy.
269
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,329
Yeah, you-you ordered
a teabagging?
270
00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:45,064
What in God's name
is a teabagging?
271
00:14:45,107 --> 00:14:47,022
Oh... oh, come on.
272
00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:49,416
- Like you don't know?
- I'm sure I don't.
273
00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:52,158
But I'll bet
it's something disgusting.
274
00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:54,898
- Eh.
- Now, will you go wrangle those idiots
275
00:14:54,899 --> 00:14:56,465
so we can get the hell
out of here?
276
00:14:56,466 --> 00:15:00,079
- Okay, go get Krieger ready to move.
- Or we could leave him.
277
00:15:00,122 --> 00:15:03,777
- Or you.
- All right. Jesus.
278
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,736
So, hey, since he brought it up,
279
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,956
do you have any thoughts
on teabagging?
280
00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:14,267
Uh, cool.
Uh, excuse me.
281
00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:20,664
Are you even serious right now?
282
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,971
Seriously?
283
00:15:25,582 --> 00:15:27,845
Kooch, the undefeated champion,
284
00:15:27,889 --> 00:15:29,978
is taking on four opponents
at a time?
285
00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:33,242
- Did you do this?
- A five-man bunkhouse stampede?
286
00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:36,985
- How and why would I?
- Mm. Okay, folks,
287
00:15:37,029 --> 00:15:38,725
let's make some noise for...
288
00:15:38,726 --> 00:15:40,684
K-K-K-K-Kooch!
289
00:15:45,298 --> 00:15:47,213
Is he serious?
290
00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:50,085
'Cause my toes only have room
for so much nut-butter.
291
00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:52,261
- Ew.
- Seriously.
292
00:15:52,305 --> 00:15:56,352
- So... temporary truce?
- Ugh. I guess.
293
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:58,920
Okay, dickbag.
You ready to party?
294
00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:01,140
No, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, it's me...
295
00:16:01,183 --> 00:16:02,183
- Archer?
- What?
296
00:16:02,184 --> 00:16:07,233
- Hey, uh, what are they doing?
- Yeah, what are they doing?
297
00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:09,322
Don't stop. We got to
act like we're fighting
298
00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:12,542
- while I tell you my plan.
- Well, what's the plan?
299
00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:15,110
- We're gonna run for it.
- Excuse me?
300
00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:17,112
Well, first we get
Krieger and Mother,
301
00:16:17,156 --> 00:16:19,027
and then we're just gonna
haul ass to the gig,
302
00:16:19,071 --> 00:16:22,508
smashing and slashing
anyone who gets in our...
303
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,861
Oh. Oh, okay.
304
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,428
Yeah, I guess they're not
acting suspicious.
305
00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:32,345
And also: whaaat?!
306
00:16:32,388 --> 00:16:34,129
- Ow!
- That's your plan?
307
00:16:34,173 --> 00:16:35,957
I'm sorry.
Did you have a... Ow!
308
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,307
Damn it, will you quit
smashing me... Ow!
309
00:16:40,831 --> 00:16:42,572
Goddamn... Ow!
310
00:16:42,616 --> 00:16:46,968
Wow.
Fame is a fickle mistress, huh?
311
00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:49,840
Wait a minute, hang on.
He's right.
312
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:50,971
- Huh?
- Wait, what?
313
00:16:50,972 --> 00:16:52,320
What other choice do we have?
314
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:54,541
If we stay here,
we're as good as dead.
315
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,631
Which, serve you right,by the way.
316
00:16:57,674 --> 00:17:01,330
So, how do we even do this?
317
00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:10,948
Yeah, see?
I mean, just like that,
318
00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:11,992
they're cheering
for the other guys, like...
319
00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:13,341
Wait a minute...
320
00:17:15,779 --> 00:17:20,784
No, no, no, no, no, that's Archer!
Move, Nana!
321
00:17:20,828 --> 00:17:22,263
Well, why do
I have to carry him?
322
00:17:22,264 --> 00:17:24,223
- Because look at you.
- Look at you.
323
00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:28,444
- Why are you a bird?
- Why are you a rockslide with tits?
324
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,927
- Burn. Ow.
- Shut up.
325
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:37,018
- Can we go?
- Damn it. It's my plan, I'm the group leader.
326
00:17:41,022 --> 00:17:43,416
Archeeer!
327
00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:44,677
And I say let's go!
328
00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:53,382
Aah! Move!
329
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:58,474
Still my fourth-best birthday.
330
00:17:58,518 --> 00:18:00,502
Mm, third.
331
00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:08,095
Mother!
332
00:18:09,703 --> 00:18:12,196
Calm down.
333
00:18:12,445 --> 00:18:14,403
Let's go.
Let's go, come on.
334
00:18:14,447 --> 00:18:18,625
- Goddamn it, I'm the group leader!
- Yeah, way to lead, buddy.
335
00:18:20,322 --> 00:18:22,022
Archer!
336
00:18:23,456 --> 00:18:26,459
Eat dicks, Barry Six.
337
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,562
Friggin' Bort.
338
00:19:24,952 --> 00:19:26,867
So, uh, listen, uh,
339
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:28,520
I know things got
a little heated down there,
340
00:19:28,521 --> 00:19:32,045
and maybe we said and did some things
that we wish we could take back,
341
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,136
but I hope we can put
all that behind us and...
342
00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:37,312
Sterling stole something
from Barry Six and it's
343
00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:41,403
in the safe, so this whole
idiotic fiasco was his fault.
344
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,382
- Archer!
- Busted, Archer!
345
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:45,408
- Archer, come on.
- Well, Mother... touched my penis.
346
00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:45,798
Ew!
347
00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:47,583
Yeah. Since we're
playing the blame game.
348
00:19:47,627 --> 00:19:51,326
So just picture Mother's
big old nasty bird claw
349
00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:53,824
touching my cock.
350
00:19:55,548 --> 00:19:58,767
- What the...
- Uh-oh.
351
00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:01,249
- Oh, God, gross!
- Jesus Space Christ.
352
00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:03,556
- God damn it.
- Well...
353
00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:06,953
that's our Pam!
354
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:12,609
- What the hell are you doing?
- Freeze frame.
355
00:20:15,321 --> 00:20:19,459
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