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2x20 - "Boys vs. Girls"
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Yay! You guys see that
sporting event last night?
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You know I did! My team
scored all the points!
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Hey, hey! What about that
race car we saw yesterday, huh?
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It was all like...
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No, bro, it was like...
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- Oh, man.
- Guys, hold up! Shh!
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- Oh man, that one stunk!
- Speak too, Cyborg.
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This is so annoying.
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Ooh! They are giving me
the aches of the head.
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We're being such boys
right now and I love it!
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Boys! Boys! Boys! Boys!
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B... B... B... Boys.
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B...B...B... Boys.
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Boys.
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B...B...B... Boys.
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B...B...B...
Boys, in your face!
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Quiet!
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- Uh, what's her problem?
- I'll tell you her problem.
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She's a "her", you know, a girl.
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That's right. She wishes
she could be a boy...
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But she can't.
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Why would we wish to be the boys?
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Because of one simple fact.
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Boys are better than girls!
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How can one say one gender
is superior to the other?
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Well, Starfire,
if you ever took the knowledge
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train down town to
the corner of science and fact,
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you'd know girls can
never compete with boys,
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Because they're too busy lying around,
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thinking about how they
look and being emotional.
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Uh, lying around?
You're the ones who are lazy!
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And you spend much more time on
your hair appearance than do we.
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And if you're going to
bring up emotional...
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Stop yelling at us!
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Oh, my self-esteem.
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Still think boys are better?
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Of course they are!
In fact, I could go on and on
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about all the reasons
girls are worse than boys,
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but I'm going to sum it
up in just one word...
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Cooties!
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You're crawling with them!
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We don't want your cooties!
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As you can see from this
chart, created by a boy,
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science tells us that there
is no evidence in girls
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of sugar, spice or anything nice.
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- What there is, is cooties!
- Oh, gross!
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Gross indeed, Beast Boy.
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- I rest my case.
- I have the cooties?
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No, you don't.
Cooties aren't real.
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If boys are so much
better, then prove it.
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We challenge you to a
contest, boys vs. girls.
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Very well.
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Okay, 10 laps around the island.
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I wish you the luck
that is good, Beast Boy.
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You're going down, girl!
It's cheetah time!
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On your mark, get set...
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What took you so long?
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First one to solve this
complex math equation wins.
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You're going down!
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...don't forget the factor...
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Done!
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Dig deep!
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Be the future! Be the future!
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- The pull!
- Come on, Star, we got this.
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Well, girls win.
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Dude, you lied to us!
Girls are better than boys!
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Yeah, boys are terrible.
From now on, we're girls!
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- Yeah!
- Whoa! But what about the cooties?
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Don't worry, girls,
he lied about that too.
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You look cootie free to me.
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So, girls, you see
that sporting event...
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Uh, I mean, um, did you
guys... Argh... What...
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What exactly do you two do anyway?
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Yeah, come to think of
it, what do you girls do?
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Well, you know, I read
from my spell book...
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While fighting an evil demon!
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You get 'em, girl!
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- Oh, man! Epic!
- Get 'em, that's my girl!
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What about you, Star?
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Well, I make glordnorb pudding,
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with the saliva of a giant klatar!
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- Oh-ho-ho!
- I love giant klatars!
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- Whoo!
- That's how we roll.
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Cootie free!
We'll see about that.
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All right, you dirty
cooties, do your thing!
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Hey! I'm trying to sleep!
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Sorry.
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I can still hear you.
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- Still?
- Yes.
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- Ugh, a boy!
- Ew! He smells.
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So, you boys enjoying being girls?
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- It's the best!
- Girls rule!
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Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls!
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Are you done?
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G...G...G...G... Girls!
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Girls! Girls!
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G...G...G...G... Girls!
G...G...G...G... Girls!
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- Something wrong?
- I do not feel alone in my clothes.
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Yeah, my skin is crawling.
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Ooh, tsk-tsk-tsk. Hmm, you
know what that sounds like.
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Cooties?
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They're real! They're real!
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We do not have the cooties!
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- Oh!
- It's true, girls have cooties!
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We want to be boys again!
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- You did this to us!
- Yes! And I can undo it, with this!
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It's a cootie catcher.
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Oh, please, give us the
catcher of the cooties!
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I'll be happy to,
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if you admit that boys
are better than girls.
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- Never!
- Then you're stuck with cooties!
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You know, all we have to do is touch
you and you'll have cooties too!
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Ahhh, cooties!
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But, Starfire touching me...
Ahhh, cooties!
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or the start of a
beautiful relationship.
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Ahhh, cooties! Run!
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- Think we lost them?
- Impossible!
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We have more of the endurance.
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Psst...
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Follow me, I know a place
they'll never find us.
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Shh! We'll be safe in here.
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Ugh, safe, you know,
'cause we're in one.
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We're smarter too!
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And we are the stronger.
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Now everyone is having the cootie.
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So, you've got no choice but
to use the cootie catcher.
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You win. Again!
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And now the cooties are caught.
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I am alone in
my clothes once more.
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Let's face it guys, the
girls are better than us.
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They're stronger, faster, smarter.
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They're our superiors in every way.
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We shouldn't let a day go
by without thanking them
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for even noticing that we're alive.
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On behalf of all boys, I want
to apologize for our actions.
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- Thank you, Robin.
- It's cool.
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But you know what, Robin?
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Only a boy can make
such an amazing speech!
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Boys rule!
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B...B...B... Boys!
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Please stop!
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