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Wait. No.
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No.
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Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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Fuck.
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Is everything okay?
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No. My laptop just crashed.
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Oh, shit.
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I have to redo this whole financial
report.
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Adam wants to see it first thing in the
morning.
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Well, I guess I'm going to be here all
night.
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I can stay here with you.
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You know I can't approve overtime. I'm
not the boss.
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I don't care about the money.
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But you're a poor college student.
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Well, seriously, though. I mean, you
can't be here all night by yourself.
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What if a vampire were to come in and
just bite you on the neck?
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Well, that would be amazing because it
would put me out of my misery.
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Or I'll protect you.
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It's going to be a really long night.
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Well, college students have nothing but
all the time in the world.
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Yeah. Yeah, for real. I gotta stay
awake.
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What do you call an animal that gives
you a finger?
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I don't know.
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The bird.
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Silly dad joke, I know. So dumb.
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Oh, yeah.
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You finished?
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Well, halfway.
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Oh. Well, that's progress.
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Yeah. Are you hungry?
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Yes, I am.
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But before you, uh, talk about food, you
might want to save that document.
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Mark. Yeah?
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Yeah.
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And... Okay.
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Now let's talk about food.
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When I said let's talk about food, I did
not expect a discussion on metaphysics.
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Well, there's more to it than that. Oh,
yeah? Hit me, Aristotle.
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Talk about the difference between
essence and existence. We can start with
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cat, Rico.
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You never told me you have a cat.
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Yes. He's super sweet.
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He's a Bengal, and I found him when he
was four months old.
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And he hates bats, and he likes to go on
my arm while I sleep.
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You could get him a pot of kitty grass
and do an incense.
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That is a great idea.
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If he actually existed.
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Wait, what?
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So, I just gave you a lot of detail
about a cat that doesn't exist.
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But, in essence, what I gave you was the
essence of a cat, but it doesn't equate
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to its existence.
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You're bullshitting me.
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No. No.
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I mean... So, you want to be a
philosopher?
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No, I want to be a musician.
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But I majored in philosophy because my
parents just told me to pick one.
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Okay, now I think you're bullshitting me
again.
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No, no.
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The music's real.
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Well, then show me your music, Harry
Styles.
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It's not that good.
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Show me.
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Alright, but don't laugh at me.
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Is that for you?
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It's really fucking good.
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Really?
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Yeah, really.
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Like, I could dance to that. I like
that.
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It's like... I could beat it.
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Why are you working here? Yeah, come on.
This is fucking awesome. Turn it up.
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Come on, dance with me.
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Okay.
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Yeah, there you go. See, you got good
rhythm.
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Just a little bit.
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Oh,
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I'm sorry.
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I thought that, uh... You didn't think
wrong, but...
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It's a policy. I don't shit where I eat,
you know?
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I understand.
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Well, hmm.
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I better get back to my report.
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Are you sure you don't want me to stay?
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Well, it's fine. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Katie, I thought you were a smart girl.
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Why'd you leave the door unlocked last
night?
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I'm sorry. I was here working late, and
I just... I wasn't thinking straight,
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and I'm sorry. I know it's not an
excuse. I know. You're damn right. It's
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excuse. From the first day you started
working, I told you, when you're ready
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leave, lock the damn fucking door. These
fucking robbers out here in the San
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Fernando Valley, they don't give a shit.
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They'll take anything, and you're lucky,
real lucky, that they only took a
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little bit of petty cash, because if
they would have took our computers, all
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our hard work would have been gone. We'd
have been set back several months.
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It was me, actually.
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What?
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Yes, I was the last one to leave last
night.
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I was...
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Trying to finish cleaning up the last of
the product, and I forgot to lock the
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door. Katie said that with her.
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She's saying that to protect me.
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Is this true?
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I mean,
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yeah, it's true.
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You're fired.
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Please don't fire him.
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Go cover it.
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You. You got lucky today.
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Sorry.
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Never happens again.
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Hey, what's up?
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Thanks for covering for me earlier.
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Yeah, of course.
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I meant to give you this.
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Hold on.
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Stop it.
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That should cover it. No, keep it. I
make way more money than you. Come on.
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on, Katie. Take it.
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Just take it.
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David. This makes no sense. You cover
for me and now you're paying for me too?
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Well, if you don't take it, I'm just
going to leave it on the floor.
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Fine.
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Thank you.
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Today's going to be my last day, by the
way.
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Wait, why?
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Is it because you think Adam's going to
go really hard on you now?
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Oh, no.
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No, it's because I tried to kiss you
last night and I made it weird.
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So I don't want you to feel
uncomfortable.
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So if I left, you'd be more comfortable
at work.
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David.
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Yeah. But yeah, it was nice getting to
know you.
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Well, yeah.
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I'll miss you around here.
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Me too.
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I'll see you around then.
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Yeah, see you around.
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Have a good night.
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You too.
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You know, you're quitting and you don't
work here anymore
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and... Then it wouldn't be sitting where
I eat if I made out with you, would it?
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I suppose so.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ooh, so sexy.
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Bye.
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Wow.
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You can do it.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh my gosh. Yes.
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I'm so glad I took her for you.
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I'm gonna get fired too.
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Oh my god. Yes.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh my gosh.
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Oh. So
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pretty.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Yes, baby.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, you're doing good.
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You're going to make me cancer.
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So what
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Oh shit, please, right there.
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Oh shit.
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Ugh.
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Let's do it like that.
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Oh, suck that clit, baby. Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh, shit. Oh, God.
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Oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh my gosh.
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There we go.
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Should we turn that favor?
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Maybe. Mm -hmm. Oh.
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Here.
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Get it.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Just like that.
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Fuck. Oh, my God.
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Oh, God, I feel so... Just like that.
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Shit, you fucker.
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Shit, you fucker.
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you have all over me.
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Oh, yes. Get close.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
198
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I've been pent up this entire time I've
worked here.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so glad you don't work here anymore.
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