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Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.

Don't you love this place?

Oh, you were right on with this great little outdoor cafe. The weather's been

perfect. You gotta know, right?

So close to all our shopping.

However,

I have to.

come shopping with you more often jenny you are looking amazing oh always you're

always so sweet i love your necklace i don't know you look incredible thank you

and you always are so well put together as well stop i know we encourage

each other when we're in the shop can i talk to you about something

absolutely honey you're my best girlfriend you can tell me anything

I've been so frustrated lately.

You know when you go work out at the gym and you see all those hot young

guys? Oh my God, do I?

I don't know how to say this.

I'm seriously sexually frustrated.

Oh my God.

I'm kind of embarrassed, Janet.

I think I haven't had sex.

Maybe a little over a year.

Oh dear, your poor vibrator.

I know, I know.

So you've never taken advantage of any of those opportunities at the gym?

No.

What about Jason's friends?

I mean, they come by the house, but what do you mean?

Oh, honey, they're a veritable smorgasbord of...

Crazy hormones.

I mean, let's think about it.

We're at our sexual peak.

They're young.

They're at their sexual peak.

Are you looking for a relationship?

Because I know I'm not looking for a relationship.

No, absolutely not.

So, no strings attached.

Hot sex.

You just, you know, have your way with them and then send them on their way.

What are they going to tell?

Are you serious?

Are you kidding me? I've never looked at them that way, though.

Oh, my God.

Richie just had one of his fraternity brothers home from college.

Oh, my God.

I sent Richie and his father out for barbecue stuff, right?

Oh, my God. They are like putty in your hands, honey.

Okay, my jaw is literally dropping right now.

What? Oh, my God, it's so easy. I mean, they're just a big bundle of hormones.

God, I don't know.

You can... Seriously.

I don't know, Janet. I mean, like... Tell me, who do you think is, like, one

Jason's hottest friends?

I can tell somebody just popped into your mind.

You know, actually, Jason has a lot of good -looking friends, but...

Oh, come on. Sons have the best -looking friends.

That's why it's such a great resource for us.

Okay. There's one that really stands out.

Xander. Aha.

There's just something about him.

I bet you have his number.

Here's what we're going to do.

I have a lot of my son's friend's numbers.

I'm sure you've given him a call or said...

Can you come over and help me out with something?

That's what we're going to do. You're going to give him a call. Tell him you

need a little help because maybe Jason's not home.

And then I'm going to coach you on how to seduce him.

Absolutely.

You know you are craving real cock, not that vibrator.

All right.

You have a point. Touché.

A real cock would be nice change.

Absolutely.

That's my girl, Tara. We're going to go do this.

Okay.

Okay.

So, you have made the first step. You made the phone call.

Oh,

it's so much easier than you think.

Trust me. I got you on this.

You're gonna thank me later. This is my first friend. Come on.

Come on.

How do I make you talk when you do this? Oh, well, you know I'm the bad

influence in this relationship.

Clearly. Wow.

But have I ever stirred you wrong?

Wait, let me think for a minute.

Actually, no. No. But this is the first time for us.

See, we needed that dress. We found the perfect dress for her. This is the first

time for everything, Janet. I mean, like, this is a completely different

This involves one of my kids' friends. I just don't know. Oh, come on.

Vibrator. Hard young cock.

Really?

My son's friend. My son's friend. He's not going to say a peep. As soon as he

gets a taste of you, you think he's going to blab?

I mean, like, I don't even know.

How we're here, like, right now.

First time jitters.

Maybe I can call him and tell him not to come. Oh, no, no, no, no.

He's on his way.

God damn it. You know, we don't want to encourage them answering the phone while

they're driving or anything.

That's true. Call him.

We're back here, Xander.

Hello there. Hi.

So, uh, what's up? What do you guys need help with? I don't know. Hi.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. She's a cute little girl.

Hi, Sondra.

Hi, I'm Janet.

Nice to meet you. Come on, we want to seat right here.

Where's, uh, where's your son at?

I think she's not here.

Right now, I... I said Janet in...

My son Richie was a couple years ahead of you in high school.

Wait, what's your... Big Richie?

That's my boy.

So, well, you... You're Richie's mom.

That's me.

You can call me Janet.

Yeah.

Okay. All right.

Richie's mom.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay.

Is this what you're going to? Okay.

Janet.

Hi. Hi. How are you doing?

Is this what I think you guys are just doing that thing that you're doing?

Okay. All right. It's exactly what you think it is.

Okay.

And somehow I don't think you're going to have any problems with that, are you,

honey?

No.

Hi. Hi.

The reason I called you over here today, or the reason I had the holiday call

you over here today, was to get to know you a little better.

That's what you do, right? That you're the one that does that. Yeah.

So, you come here.

Just give him a little kiss.

Just give him a little kiss.

Look, he's not resisting.

There you go.

Don't you just love sucking that nice hard young cock?

I told you they were just rock hard all the time.

There you go, lick his balls.

Oh my god.

There you go, son.

I tell ya.

What are girlfriends for?

Dress.

Oh, my God. Look at the size of that.

You picked a really good one.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so broken hearted.

um um

Not a girl.

Fuck, I got an idea. Come here.

Miss Mason, come here.

Sit on my face.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Here we go.

Oh, wow.

Oh, how's that?

Oh, fuck.

Amazing. Oh my

god.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

because it was so fucking hot. Oh my god, you're taking them right to the

It's such a fucking hot thing. Fucking hot. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh god!

Yeah!

Wow.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

That will be the best drink for you ever.

Isn't his cock amazing?

Oh my God, his cock is amazing.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh

my God.

Oh my God.

Here's your pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

days fucking pussy fucking everything damn it

oh yeah

Oh, yeah. Get all up in there. Oh,

God.

Oh, yes. That's it.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. All that.

Lick his balls.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh yeah, that's it.

There we go. Wow.

Kiss her.

Kiss her.

God,

yeah. That's it. Take a deep breath.

God, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Put your mouth as wide as you can.

fight over it myself.

Not a girl.

Both of you, make sure to turn around.

Try not to kick each other.

Yeah? Come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh my God, you're shaking so much.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Deeper and deeper.

Oh, God.

That fucking coffee is so fucking... Fucking what?

Hold on.

I love a fucking puppy.

Oh, bring it back in here.

There we go.

You sit on hers and kiss me.

I'm getting very nervous

Oh, my God, I love the way you're taking this, my little girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck you, huh?

I can't wait to taste it.

Yeah.

You gotta taste this. Come here. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

So yummy.

Mmm. Mmm. Didn't I tell you?

Janet, you're the best friend like ever by far.

Oh, honey, you should have told me sooner.

You know what? I have a question, though. Yes?

So, what are your son's friends' names?

Ooh, do I have a list for you?

I may have created a monster here.

I think so.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Naughty America.

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Nobody. Does it better.