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I'm gonna get up.

Oh,

it's a beautiful day.

I guess I should get going.

Oh, my God.

Scott Nails is single.

Shut up.

What?

Former magician and local soccer coach Scott Nails is finally a single man

a long and nasty divorce with local radio news anchor Robin Quivers.

His single status is sure to have all the single soccer moms ready to pounce.

Yeah, that's right.

Scott?

Hi, it's Lisa Ann. How are you?

Oh. Oh, no, I didn't know. I'm sorry to hear that.

Hmm, that's awful.

Well, hey, listen, I would think about putting a newsletter together for the

soccer team.

And since you are the soccer coach, I thought I could really use your input.

And would you be able to come over today?

Oh, about an hour would be perfect.

And again, I'm so sorry to hear about your divorce.

Okay, I'll see you soon.

Bye -bye.

He's mine.

All mine.

I guarantee you that Lisa probably...

Hey, Sienna.

Lisa. Yes?

Hi. Did you happen to read the newspaper this morning?

Of course I did. I read the newspaper every morning.

I know that, but I'm saying, like, did you read the story about Scott Nails?

I did read the story about Scott Nails, yes.

Oh.

Well, you're not thinking what I'm thinking.

Oh, I already called him. He's coming over in about an hour, and we're going

work on the soccer newsletter together.

You already called him?

Yes, I already called him. The early bird gets the worm.

Oh, I just knew it. You know what?

I'm coming over.

You are so not coming over. You snooze, you lose.

I fucking think so. I'm going to get fucking dressed, and I'm going to go

there, and I'm going to fucking... No way.

I'm going to have Scott nails to myself.

Like, you would actually go for her.

It is time for me to pay a surprise visit to this fucking bitch.

She thinks she can have Scott alter herself?

I don't think so.

So are you okay with this, Ms. Ann, on the way out?

Oh, it's Ms. Ann. Oh, Ms. Ann. I'm not married anymore.

I didn't know that.

Yeah.

So, I hear you're not married anymore.

How's the thing going?

Um, it's going, you know.

It's different.

I hear that you're thinking about maybe getting back into magic.

Uh -huh.

Maybe. We really liked it when you were doing magic.

Yeah. I mean, not so much.

It's kind of a little embarrassing.

Was it the hat?

Uh, yeah.

The kids' parties.

Well, do you think you might want to make something disappear today?

Do you need me to grab this?

No, they'll go away.

Just ignore it.

I will not be ignored.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I just came by to help with the newsletter.

That's great. I mean, the more the merrier. I'm glad you guys are taking an

interest.

So we basically were looking at the colors and the layout.

This band liked everything.

They didn't have anything that you wanted to change.

This was, feel free to change up anything.

There's lots of ideas out there.

We were going with kind of the colors of this, or I was going with kind of the

colors of the team.

But I'm open to any kind of idea. So if we could all come to an agreement on the

layout and the colors, I'd really like to finish this up by the end of the

You know what? That sounds great. Just give us a second, okay?

Tiana, come here for a minute. I want to talk to you.

What's your problem?

I told you not to come over.

So? I called him first.

You know what, Thursday?

What's the big problem? You know, I already had...

I told you he was mine.

You lose, you lose.

I said that to you before I hung up on you this morning. Oh, please. What?

I don't think it was a big deal.

You could have him next.

Why did you have to be like this? Why did you know my house?

Excuse me, ladies, I have to make a statement, so if you can kind of wrap

up.

Okay.

We'll be right in.

Okay, girls, let's wrap this up.

So we're all in agreement. Everything looks good. All the colors are right.

Yeah, everything looks great.

Oh, it looks amazing, Scott.

Okay. You're pretty talented.

Problem solved.

We can wrap this up then?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

I hear you're single now. God!

Seriously!

Yeah, I don't get... I don't know really what this is going, but... I don't know

if you girls read the paper this morning, but the whole relationship

me is just kind of too soon, you know? I'm not looking for a relationship.

Yeah, me too. I'm not looking for a relationship either.

I'm just looking for some fun.

I'm just looking for some fun.

No, I'm just looking for some fun.

Okay.

Well, I don't know where that leaves me, so, um, you girls, uh, I got

practice, so I'm gonna... Oh, no, please stay.

Please stay. It's my house. I definitely think you should stay. Maybe Siki could

go do your practice.

As if. I'm totally staying for this. Are you kidding?

Don't worry about practice, Scott.

Isn't this more important than practice?

Yeah, Scott.

I

told

you.

It does have a big cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

He loves my big tits.

Oh, isn't that right?

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah, that's right. That's because Dick did it nice and hard for my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Really?

You really want to talk that shit?

I'm not talking shit. I'm just saying the truth.

Oh, I think he likes mine more.

Oh, they smell so good. Yeah. I think he's going to like the way I suck his

better than you suck his cock. I don't think so. Oh, yeah. I know so.

Oh, fuck.

Share it with me.

Yes.

Ow!

Okay.

You win. That's only because you're a greedy little bitch.

I hate you.

You're pretty strong, weren't you?

I could still throw you out of my house.

I'm taking the dick with me.

Fuck you.

It sucks your dick better.

Huh?

You can say it.

Yeah.

Let's not put our guest on the spot.

It can feel awkward.

Oh shit. Oh

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. This is so good. It makes me my second test.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, God. That fucking cock is so hard.

Oh.

Fuck you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, it's so good.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Oh, fuck yes. Yeah.

Oh, yes, please.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, that was so good.

Oh, my

God.

That was huge.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah, watching it fall.

Fuck yes.

Yes. Oh, my gosh.

I do like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yes.

Your cock feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

this fucking coffee's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh,

so good.

Fucking good.

How'd you get most of it?

Dead bitch.

Whatever.

Give it to me.

Wow,

girls.

That was amazing.

So, we're going to need a chief editor for the newspaper.

I'll do it.

No, I'll do it.

I'll do it. No, no, I'm going to do it. She didn't even go to college.

Oh, please.

Seriously, you're going to pull that card?

But you didn't, so I should be the chief editor. Thank you. I'm just much better

at anything than she is. No, she's not. She doesn't even like soccer.

She's got ADD.

Okay, I think you girls should figure it out amongst yourselves and then let me

know.

I'm doing it. I let you stay here. This is my house. I'm doing it. You didn't

let me stay here.

You were practically trying to kick me out. You know what? Seriously, you are

the worst.

Don't even.

Get off of me.

Oh, my God.

sharing that with you. I want that all to myself. You're horrible!

Get off of me!

You are!

You are!

You made him leave!

What do you want?

I'm done with him anyway.