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I'm gonna get up.
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Oh,
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it's a beautiful day.
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I guess I should get going.
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Oh, my God.
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Scott Nails is single.
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Shut up.
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What?
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Former magician and local soccer coach
Scott Nails is finally a single man
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a long and nasty divorce with local
radio news anchor Robin Quivers.
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His single status is sure to have all
the single soccer moms ready to pounce.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Scott?
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Hi, it's Lisa Ann. How are you?
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Oh. Oh, no, I didn't know. I'm sorry to
hear that.
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Hmm, that's awful.
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Well, hey, listen, I would think about
putting a newsletter together for the
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soccer team.
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And since you are the soccer coach, I
thought I could really use your input.
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And would you be able to come over
today?
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Oh, about an hour would be perfect.
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And again, I'm so sorry to hear about
your divorce.
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Okay, I'll see you soon.
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Bye -bye.
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He's mine.
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All mine.
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I guarantee you that Lisa probably...
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Hey, Sienna.
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Lisa. Yes?
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Hi. Did you happen to read the newspaper
this morning?
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Of course I did. I read the newspaper
every morning.
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I know that, but I'm saying, like, did
you read the story about Scott Nails?
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I did read the story about Scott Nails,
yes.
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Oh.
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Well, you're not thinking what I'm
thinking.
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Oh, I already called him. He's coming
over in about an hour, and we're going
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work on the soccer newsletter together.
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You already called him?
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Yes, I already called him. The early
bird gets the worm.
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Oh, I just knew it. You know what?
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I'm coming over.
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You are so not coming over. You snooze,
you lose.
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I fucking think so. I'm going to get
fucking dressed, and I'm going to go
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there, and I'm going to fucking... No
way.
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I'm going to have Scott nails to myself.
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Like, you would actually go for her.
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It is time for me to pay a surprise
visit to this fucking bitch.
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She thinks she can have Scott alter
herself?
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I don't think so.
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So are you okay with this, Ms. Ann, on
the way out?
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Oh, it's Ms. Ann. Oh, Ms. Ann. I'm not
married anymore.
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I didn't know that.
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Yeah.
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So, I hear you're not married anymore.
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How's the thing going?
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Um, it's going, you know.
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It's different.
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I hear that you're thinking about maybe
getting back into magic.
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Uh -huh.
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Maybe. We really liked it when you were
doing magic.
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Yeah. I mean, not so much.
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It's kind of a little embarrassing.
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Was it the hat?
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Uh, yeah.
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The kids' parties.
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Well, do you think you might want to
make something disappear today?
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Do you need me to grab this?
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No, they'll go away.
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Just ignore it.
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I will not be ignored.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I just came by to help with the
newsletter.
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That's great. I mean, the more the
merrier. I'm glad you guys are taking an
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interest.
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So we basically were looking at the
colors and the layout.
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This band liked everything.
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They didn't have anything that you
wanted to change.
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This was, feel free to change up
anything.
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There's lots of ideas out there.
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We were going with kind of the colors of
this, or I was going with kind of the
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colors of the team.
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But I'm open to any kind of idea. So if
we could all come to an agreement on the
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layout and the colors, I'd really like
to finish this up by the end of the
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You know what? That sounds great. Just
give us a second, okay?
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Tiana, come here for a minute. I want to
talk to you.
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What's your problem?
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I told you not to come over.
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So? I called him first.
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You know what, Thursday?
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What's the big problem? You know, I
already had...
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I told you he was mine.
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You lose, you lose.
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I said that to you before I hung up on
you this morning. Oh, please. What?
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I don't think it was a big deal.
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You could have him next.
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Why did you have to be like this? Why
did you know my house?
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Excuse me, ladies, I have to make a
statement, so if you can kind of wrap
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up.
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Okay.
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We'll be right in.
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Okay, girls, let's wrap this up.
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So we're all in agreement. Everything
looks good. All the colors are right.
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Yeah, everything looks great.
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Oh, it looks amazing, Scott.
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Okay. You're pretty talented.
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Problem solved.
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We can wrap this up then?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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I hear you're single now. God!
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Seriously!
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Yeah, I don't get... I don't know really
what this is going, but... I don't know
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if you girls read the paper this
morning, but the whole relationship
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me is just kind of too soon, you know?
I'm not looking for a relationship.
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Yeah, me too. I'm not looking for a
relationship either.
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I'm just looking for some fun.
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I'm just looking for some fun.
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No, I'm just looking for some fun.
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Okay.
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Well, I don't know where that leaves me,
so, um, you girls, uh, I got
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practice, so I'm gonna... Oh, no, please
stay.
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Please stay. It's my house. I definitely
think you should stay. Maybe Siki could
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go do your practice.
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As if. I'm totally staying for this. Are
you kidding?
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Don't worry about practice, Scott.
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Isn't this more important than practice?
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Yeah, Scott.
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I
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told
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you.
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It does have a big cock.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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He loves my big tits.
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Oh, isn't that right?
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah, that's right. That's because Dick
did it nice and hard for my pussy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Really?
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You really want to talk that shit?
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I'm not talking shit. I'm just saying
the truth.
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Oh, I think he likes mine more.
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Oh, they smell so good. Yeah. I think
he's going to like the way I suck his
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better than you suck his cock. I don't
think so. Oh, yeah. I know so.
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Oh, fuck.
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Share it with me.
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Yes.
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Ow!
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Okay.
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You win. That's only because you're a
greedy little bitch.
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I hate you.
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You're pretty strong, weren't you?
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I could still throw you out of my house.
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I'm taking the dick with me.
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Fuck you.
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It sucks your dick better.
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Huh?
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You can say it.
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Yeah.
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Let's not put our guest on the spot.
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It can feel awkward.
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Oh shit. Oh
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shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God. This is so good. It makes me
my second test.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God. Yes.
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Oh, God. That fucking cock is so hard.
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Oh.
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Fuck you.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, it's so good.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my gosh, yes.
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Oh, fuck yes. Yeah.
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Oh, yes, please.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck, that was so good.
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Oh, my
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God.
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That was huge.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yeah, watching it fall.
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Fuck yes.
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Yes. Oh, my gosh.
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I do like that.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Your cock feels so good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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this fucking coffee's so good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh,
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so good.
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Fucking good.
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How'd you get most of it?
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Dead bitch.
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Whatever.
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Give it to me.
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Wow,
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girls.
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That was amazing.
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So, we're going to need a chief editor
for the newspaper.
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I'll do it.
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No, I'll do it.
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I'll do it. No, no, I'm going to do it.
She didn't even go to college.
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Oh, please.
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Seriously, you're going to pull that
card?
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But you didn't, so I should be the chief
editor. Thank you. I'm just much better
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at anything than she is. No, she's not.
She doesn't even like soccer.
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She's got ADD.
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Okay, I think you girls should figure it
out amongst yourselves and then let me
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know.
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I'm doing it. I let you stay here. This
is my house. I'm doing it. You didn't
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let me stay here.
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You were practically trying to kick me
out. You know what? Seriously, you are
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the worst.
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Don't even.
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Get off of me.
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Oh, my God.
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sharing that with you. I want that all
to myself. You're horrible!
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Get off of me!
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You are!
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You are!
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You made him leave!
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What do you want?
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I'm done with him anyway.
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