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This is so embarrassing.

Mr. Reed?

Are you ready for me?

Uh, yeah.

Oh, my.

Yeah. Oh, that seems to be the problem.

Well, um, my buddies told me, you know, if I took a Viagra that, you know,

I had this big date and I wanted to impress her.

And I took this pill, and it won't go down. It's been like four hours.

So you took Viagra?

Yeah. And you didn't have sex?

No. You didn't? I didn't. And you've had an erection? Well, I thought I was

going to have sex, but I didn't.

Oh, no.

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Geez, well, did you try anything at home?

I tried putting some ice on it. I tried, I don't know.

I tried jerking off.

I tried anything.

I don't know.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. It's basically saluting.

Wow, it's very erect. This might be a problem.

Can you walk?

Barely. Really?

I have to limp.

Now you're walking with a limp.

I'm so sorry.

Well, um... I mean, there's got to be something we can do, right? I mean...

Well, do you mind if I take a look at it?

When the doctor gets here?

I can take a look at it for you, and I can tell you exactly what might be...

What they might need to do.

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

Okay, just to get another opinion.

Yeah, of course. Right? Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my.

Do you mind if I... Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's definitely very erect.

Yeah. Oh, you poor thing.

I know, and it won't go down. Does it hurt?

Of course it hurts. Does it feel good at all?

Is that sensitive, like right here? A little sensitive. A little sensitive?

Yeah. It's a little bit erect, especially the top right there.

top. Yeah.

Okay,

well, we have two options.

Okay. Okay, option number one is, well, I can't really describe it. I'm going to

have to show you.

We're going to be scared about it. It really doesn't hurt that much.

Okay? Whoa!

Whoa! What?

What did... I mean, you're going to cut it?

Well, we have to. We really want to get this thing down. What we'll do is we're

just going to make a tiny little incision, not even half an inch long,

we're just going to puncture it and relieve the blood pressure, and then it

make your erection go down.

I mean, I don't...

I don't want you to cut my dick. I mean, I'm talking about penis. But I really

don't want you to.

Well, that's option A.

Okay, anything else. Which is the one that we've performed a million times and

it works the best. If you don't favor it. No.

Well,

there is another option, actually.

We did start doing this and you might actually enjoy this.

As long as it doesn't hurt and you don't have to cut me. Oh, it's not going to

hurt. Trust me. You're going to actually really enjoy this.

Okay. Well, that's way better.

Okay.

What is it?

Is it medication?

No. It's actually hands -on healing medication.

Okay. Like a scalp massage or something?

Oh, no, no. Kind of like a little bit of this.

Does that feel good?

It's very good.

That's good. It's really good isn't it?

Isn't this option so much better?

I can't believe you even thought about anything else. We do it all the time.

With patients such as yourself who come in from erections that last over four

hours more.

We nurses know how to really take care of your problem.

Feel free to show me up if that helps.

It does. It does?

It helps.

Something?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Shit.

Mm -hmm.

This might help.

I think it will.

mm -hmm

directions.

Oh my god.