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What?
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What the fuck
is Project Butterfly?
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What?
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- Well, we got a situation here.
- What?
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I hooked up with a chick,
and I'm not saying that
to make you jealous.
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I'm saying it because she was
a metahuman freak
that threw me around the room
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like an angry kid
with his little sister's
Cabbage Patch Doll!
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Oh, fuck!
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Where is she now?
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She's spilled gumbo
in the parking lot.
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- But I'm gonna need a new ride.
I blew up my car.
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Are you running?
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Going back to get my shit
in her apartment!
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Ah, shit.
All right, I'm on my way.
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I didn't give you the address.
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Yeah, I can track you
through the chip in your head.
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Wait, you can't see me jerk off
through that thing, can you?
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It's inside of your
fucking skull! How could we--
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I don't know,
technology's a beast.
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Hey, Harcourt, you want
to see me rub one out?
All you gotta do is ask.
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Focus, pervert.
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Get your shit
and get out of there.
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All right.
I'll meet you outside, somehow.
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Fuck!
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New girl! You're driving.
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Peacemaker just killed
a damn butterfly.
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♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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{\an8}♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT"
BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Get it on ♪
- ♪ Get on top ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Make a move extreme ♪
- ♪ Make a pose ♪
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{\an8}♪ Make a shortcut
To your dreams ♪
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{\an8}♪ Float straight to the stars
On that flying thing ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ Getting brave ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Getting snowblind, game... ♪
- ♪ Set, go ♪
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{\an8}♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon
In a world beyond ♪
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{\an8}♪ Got a beat, got a heat
On a phony string ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Tear your world apart ♪
- ♪ Once the magic starts ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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{\an8}♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪
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{\an8}♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
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♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
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- ♪ But you ♪
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{\an8}♪ Dancing with
Your blinkers on ♪
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♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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{\an8}♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪
- ♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
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♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
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{\an8}-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with
Your blinkers on ♪
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{\an8}♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪
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- ♪ ("7 O'CLOCK" BY THE QUIREBOYS
PLAYING ON RECORD) ♪
- The fuck are my socks?
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Ah, come on!
Goddammit, Dad!
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♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
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Fuck yeah.
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You have him on the tracker?
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Yeah, it looks like he's
still inside the apartments.
We're almost there.
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Okay, get him out of there.
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- Harcourt,
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I don't think
I need to remind you
how important this operation is.
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I've got it handled.
Don't worry, I'm almost there.
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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You know... in your room,
what you have in there,
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- that's not safe.
- What?
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- You had someone in your room.
- Is it against regulations?
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- I didn't say that.
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This op is off the books.
We don't have regulations,
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but it's not safe, is it?
For her, I mean.
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- I don't know!
- It's not.
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- What are you doing?
- Watch the road.
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- I also have dogs.
- Okay.
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- Do you think they're safe?
- Are they big dogs?
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No, they're pretty small, but
one of 'em, Emerson, he likes
to wear these little outfits.
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Do you think that's gonna
make him a bigger target?
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Jesus Christ.
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Shit!
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Almost hit that bitch.
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Peacemaker's vehicle's
at the scene.
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Can you change the name
on the registration?
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Yep.
Good.
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What the hell?
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The report said "an explosion."
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How'd the possum stay intact?
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I hope this
isn't some cape shit.
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We've got enough trouble
with that maniac
Vigilante running around.
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♪ ("7 O'CLOCK" BY THE QUIREBOYS
CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪
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♪ What's your kind of thing?
I go... ♪
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Shit.
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♪ Whoo hoo, oh, yeah ♪
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- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
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What's this? Pizza?
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Officer, put that down.
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- Why?
- Because I think it's a face.
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- A what?
- A face. A human face.
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Backup and medical examiners
are on their way, Detective.
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Could you move
any fuckin' slower?
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I'm trying to be sneaky.
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Oh, shit.
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Can you believe this idiot
fucked a butterfly?
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I mean, the man's been
in prison for four years.
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There's not much
I'd believe he wouldn't fuck.
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A bowl of oatmeal,
a grapefruit, some yogurt.
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I'm hungry.
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Look, I know
you don't believe me,
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but Emerson, he really
does like to wear clothes.
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If you don't put him
in something new
in the morning,
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he'll just whine until you do.
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Do you pet the dog when he
looks cute in these clothes?
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I guess.
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He doesn't want to
wear the clothes,
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he's just willing
to humiliate himself
for your love.
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I think he just likes
lookin' smart.
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- Where the fuck is he?
- Emerson? He's at home.
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Not the fucking dog! Peacemaker.
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- ♪ ("7 O'CLOCK"
BY THE QUIREBOYS CONTINUES) ♪
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♪ I used to love her
But she turned me away ♪
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♪ She couldn't take me
For another day... ♪
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What is that, a cat?
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Super neat.
I see cookies in my future.
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This is... must have.
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♪ Love her once
Then she'll love you twice... ♪
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♪ I go, whoo hoo, yeah
Whoo hoo, oh, yeah... ♪
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What?
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What the fuck are you
still doing in there?
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I told you,
I'm getting important shit!
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Well, there are too many cops
outside the front door,
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so you're gonna need
to find another way out.
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Do you see Eagly
out there at all?
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Your eagle?
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Yeah, could you,
uh, could you look for him?
Is he out there?
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No, man, I'm not gonna fucking
look for your eagle.
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Harcourt, it's-- do me a solid.
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Just roll down the window,
stick your hand outside,
and then crinkle a bag.
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He'll think you have chips.
He'll come right out to you.
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Why are you
feeding him chips?
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Is that
somebody in the window up there?
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Fuck!
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What was that on his head?
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Really?
You didn't fucking trust me?
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Excuse me, ma'am?
Is there any other way
out of this building?
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Just the front door here
and another on the side.
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Okay. You two, with us.
You two, cover that side door.
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You got it.
- ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
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There's no exit
on the back of the building,
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so see if you can
get to a balcony
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on the second floor and jump.
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Jump?
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♪ (LULL IN MUSIC) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪
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All right,
go around back, go around back.
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Fifth floor, right?
Yep.
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♪ Gonna catch
a bad guy Dun-dun-dun, duh... ♪
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Damn, my heart is beating!
Is your heart beating?
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No, my heart stopped beating.
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Was that four or five?
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- Did you see that?
- Yeah.
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Hey! Hey, stop right there!
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Song, just saw someone go from
the fifth floor to the sixth.
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Was he wearing something
on his head?
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Well, that I couldn't see.
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Head up on to the sixth floor,
then we'll check out
this apartment down here.
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♪ (MUSIC BUILDS) ♪
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- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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- Hey, man, what's up?
- Uh...
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- Freddie there?
- Freddie who?
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- Freddie Mulmamimimim?
- No, there's no--
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No, you guys
are doing chardonnay
and charcuterie, right?
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I-- I signed up with the e-vite.
You guys sent me a-- a...
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Hondr, Flindr, Tinder,
Grindr. Ah, fuck.
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Shit!
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- What are you doing?
- Pick those up.
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Knock on doors.
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- Fuck, man, please? Pick 'em up!
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Evan, what is going on?
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This guy broke in.
Call the cops.
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- You call the cops!
- Baby, he has a knife on me.
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- You're helping him.
- Hey, hey! Shh, shh,
both of you.
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- Well, thank you, sir.
- Yeah, no problem.
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Yeah, okay.
I understand.
Okay. Thanks.
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Thank you, I appreciate that.
You have a good night.
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I don't think
anyone's in there.
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All right, Peggy.
Remember, we didn't
get an answer from that one.
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He's obviously a professional.
Look how he's dressed, Amber!
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Okay. Uh, I'm gonna need,
um, rope, t-- twine.
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Why?
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Unfortunately,
I have to tie you up.
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Okay. Okay, listen, I just--
I just want to talk
to you straight,
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from like,
one human being to another.
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I will die of claustrophobia
if I get tied up, so...
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Yeah. Yeah, sure.
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- Oh, fuck. Shit, I'm so sorry.
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It's clear.
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He's gotta be upstairs, then.
Come on.
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- That's the best I can...
- Thank you, man. Thanks.
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Found this.
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That'll work.
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I used to
really love Cinderella.
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Yeah, Tom Keifer and the boys
are like the perfect mix
of blues and metal.
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Fuck yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I appreciate that.
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Thank you, ma'am,
I'm sorry to wake you.
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That's the only apartment
that didn't answer.
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- It doesn't hurt
too much, does it?
- No, not at all.
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Nice negligee.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Evan says it makes me look fat.
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You have better PJs.
That's all I ever said.
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I don't see how that could be.
Jesus, dude.
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Thank you.
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It's nice to be appreciated.
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- Are you fucking
kidding me, Amber?
- What?
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Are you seriously trying to get
him to fuck you right now?
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00:12:03,986 --> 00:12:06,890
What? No, I just said
it was nice, goddammit!
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And we also seem
to have a lot in common!
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- Like what?
- Uh, we both love Cinderella.
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Seven years, not once
have you mentioned Cinderella!
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What? I talk about Cinderella
at least once a week, Evan!
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You just never fucking hear me
because you're always
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going on about Coldplay
and Foster the fucking People!
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Oh, you're gonna put down
my musical taste now?
How fucking low are you?
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"Pumped Up Kicks," Evan?
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00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:29,812
Do you know
what that song is about? Murder!
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You are a murderer!
You are murdering my spirit!
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00:12:32,949 --> 00:12:34,549
Oh, yeah? How do
you think my spirit feels
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when you're trying to fuck
this really cool, handsome guy
right in front of me?
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I am
not trying to fuck him!
- Right in front of me!
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But you know what, Evan,
oh my God, maybe I will!
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Who knows what's gonna
fucking happen, right?
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00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:46,830
Because I'm tied up.
I'm helpless. I mean, anything
could fucking happen, right?
233
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:48,464
I mean, seriously,
who fucking knows?
234
00:12:51,401 --> 00:12:53,870
Evergreen Police! Open the door,
or we'll break it in!
235
00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,438
Fuck.
236
00:12:55,438 --> 00:12:57,910
- Fuck.
237
00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:03,649
Asshole!
238
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,446
- There he is.
239
00:13:09,446 --> 00:13:11,724
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
240
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,394
Whoo!
241
00:13:18,762 --> 00:13:20,163
- Fuck!
- Ow.
242
00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:21,932
Oh, thank God!
243
00:13:28,271 --> 00:13:30,176
Hey, hey.
244
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,557
- Ooh!
- Wow.
245
00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:49,129
Ah, fuck.
246
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,500
God dammit.
247
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,168
Come on! This is--
- Where is he?
248
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:01,771
- Jumped.
249
00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:05,007
My wife is a dick!
You're a fucking dick!
250
00:14:05,007 --> 00:14:07,043
'Cause you don't have one!
251
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:19,122
Detective Song,
this is Captain Miele.
252
00:14:19,122 --> 00:14:21,157
- Do you copy?
Copy, Captain.
253
00:14:21,157 --> 00:14:23,592
I've arrived with backup.
Have you located the suspect?
254
00:14:23,592 --> 00:14:26,099
They're saying
he jumped off the rear
of the building, Captain.
255
00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:32,205
- You! Come with me,
back of the building.
All right, let's go!
256
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:45,985
God dammit!
257
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,722
Go, go, go, go!
258
00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:51,357
Fuck.
259
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,659
What do we do now?
260
00:14:56,394 --> 00:14:58,631
- Wait here.
- Listen, I can help.
261
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,497
I'm stellar
with weapons and combat.
262
00:15:01,497 --> 00:15:03,031
- Cool your jets, Jason Bourne.
263
00:15:03,031 --> 00:15:05,434
Just be ready to take off
when we get back to the car.
264
00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:08,841
Being a wheelman
is also dope! I got you!
265
00:15:32,729 --> 00:15:33,896
♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪
266
00:15:36,232 --> 00:15:38,704
You
on the roof! Stop right there!
267
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:45,311
Evergreen PD! Do not move!
268
00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:47,713
Step forward and into the light!
269
00:15:54,918 --> 00:15:56,352
- Captain?
270
00:15:56,352 --> 00:15:58,158
Captain Miele, do you copy?
271
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,165
Hey. Come on.
272
00:16:06,364 --> 00:16:10,536
♪ (INTREPID MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
273
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,740
Ow, fuck!
274
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,581
Stop, police!
Stop or I'll shoot!
275
00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:36,859
Shit! Should I take off?
276
00:16:36,859 --> 00:16:39,232
No, he's not fucking here yet!
277
00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:45,401
Dude!
278
00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:49,838
- Shit.
279
00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:52,578
- Go, go!
What are you waiting for?
280
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,815
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
281
00:16:59,815 --> 00:17:01,784
That thing
better not shit back there.
282
00:17:01,784 --> 00:17:03,452
You can't housetrain an eagle, dude.
283
00:17:03,452 --> 00:17:04,853
Not without stealing its soul.
284
00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:09,262
♪ ("BORDERLINE CRAZY" BY
THE CRUEL INTENTIONS PLAYING) ♪
285
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,963
- Whoo!
286
00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:15,364
♪ Hit the switch
To ignition, honey ♪
287
00:17:15,364 --> 00:17:17,200
♪ Take a ride in my mind ♪
288
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,002
♪ Can't you see
I love this feeling ♪
289
00:17:19,002 --> 00:17:21,237
Whoo, boy!
290
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:27,376
♪ (HIGH-ENERGY
ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFF) ♪
291
00:17:27,376 --> 00:17:29,746
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
292
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:38,391
You change the car registration
into someone else's name?
293
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,256
Not only that,
294
00:17:40,256 --> 00:17:42,625
I changed the fingerprints out
to the same person,
295
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:46,028
which they'll discover
when they get the lab results
back in a couple days.
296
00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:48,864
- That's possible?
- Yeah, for this guy
with two thumbs it is.
297
00:17:48,864 --> 00:17:51,300
That's not how that works,
but... good, great.
298
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,739
- Who'd you change it to?
- Oh, Mr. Murn,
you're gonna love this.
299
00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:56,873
August Ransom Smith?
300
00:17:56,873 --> 00:17:58,641
Yeah. What?
301
00:17:58,641 --> 00:18:00,309
I was wondering if you
would mind answering
302
00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:02,178
a few questions for us.
303
00:18:02,178 --> 00:18:04,346
Yeah, I mind.
More from you than him.
304
00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:05,551
Why more from me?
305
00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:08,051
Let's just say that, uh,
306
00:18:08,051 --> 00:18:10,986
egg foo young
ain't my thing, baby.
307
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:14,190
Walking scrotum here
doesn't like egg foo young.
Got that, Fitz?
308
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:15,858
I'll put it in my notes.
309
00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:18,361
Where were you last night from
about midnight to 2:00 a.m.?
310
00:18:18,361 --> 00:18:22,163
I was right here.
And I don't gotta answer you.
311
00:18:22,163 --> 00:18:24,170
Hey. What's your
fucking problem, pal?
312
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,802
Playing dress-up again?
313
00:18:26,802 --> 00:18:29,706
Oh, yeah.
You'll wish it was dress-up.
314
00:18:29,706 --> 00:18:31,107
Is that a threat?
315
00:18:31,107 --> 00:18:34,077
No, I don't threat, I just do.
316
00:18:34,077 --> 00:18:36,511
Now get the fuck
off my property.
317
00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:40,015
Maybe you can tell us
why a 1976 Ford Comet
registered in your name
318
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:42,655
was left at the Wild Estates
Apartment Complex uptown?
319
00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:45,691
I don't have a Comet.
320
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,456
That's my kid.
321
00:18:47,456 --> 00:18:49,258
Your kid,
as in Christopher Smith?
322
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,363
Peacemaker?
323
00:18:51,996 --> 00:18:54,830
Arrest me or get the fuck
out of here, chopsticks.
324
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,569
Yeah, well,
we'll be seeing you, fork!
325
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,173
Fork?
326
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:02,303
Why not spoon?
327
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,136
Everybody in the world
uses spoons.
328
00:19:05,136 --> 00:19:06,646
Yeah, but that asshole
doesn't know that.
329
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,277
That's true.
330
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,313
I mean, spoon would've
been more demeaning.
331
00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:11,981
- Yeah.
- Makes it like a baby thing.
332
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:13,382
You know,
little babies use spoons.
333
00:19:13,382 --> 00:19:15,150
Okay, adults also use spoons,
but I get it.
334
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,386
You hear anything
about Peacemaker
getting out of prison?
335
00:19:17,386 --> 00:19:19,956
No. I mean, you'd think
we would've been notified.
336
00:19:19,956 --> 00:19:21,026
Yeah, you'd think.
337
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,296
You could've chosen anyone,
and you put the car registration
338
00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:28,064
in the name
of Peacemaker's father?
339
00:19:28,064 --> 00:19:29,798
I had to act fast.
You were in the bathroom.
340
00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:31,467
I didn't know
if you were going one or two!
341
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,235
Was I supposed to text you
when I'm taking a shit?
342
00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:36,238
- I would've appreciated it!
- I'm not gonna text you
when I'm taking a shit, John!
343
00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:39,675
Oh, okay, fine! I guess I'll
have to guess what's happening
every time you go in there.
344
00:19:39,675 --> 00:19:41,277
We're trying to
get this man on our side,
345
00:19:41,277 --> 00:19:44,680
and you thought
the right way to do that
was to frame his father?
346
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,948
I don't want to be insubordinate,
347
00:19:46,948 --> 00:19:49,852
but I kinda did
some magical shit here today,
348
00:19:49,852 --> 00:19:51,320
and now I feel like
you're angry at me.
349
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,023
N-- no, I'm not angry
at you, John.
350
00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:55,090
But I am starting to think
you're an idiot.
351
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:57,963
Come on, man, don't
use the "I" word, it's not cool.
352
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,096
Hey.
353
00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:01,667
- What do we tell 'em?
- Nothing.
354
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,233
We just got shot at!
355
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,902
Like...
356
00:20:05,902 --> 00:20:09,238
And whoa!
Like, my adrenaline is pumpin'.
357
00:20:09,238 --> 00:20:11,140
Pumping!
Like glass breaking, everything.
358
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,345
You ever been shot at?
359
00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:14,714
No.
360
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:18,747
Kidding.
361
00:20:18,747 --> 00:20:20,916
- You fucker.
- You're doing great.
362
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:22,719
Hey, why are they
called butterflies again?
363
00:20:22,719 --> 00:20:25,188
Again? We never told you.
364
00:20:25,188 --> 00:20:28,594
- Okay, Dye-beard.
- Hey, guess what? I'm done.
365
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,526
Dude, it's not finished.
366
00:20:30,526 --> 00:20:32,565
I'm not gonna do this if you
keep calling me that name.
367
00:20:33,331 --> 00:20:35,531
- What name?
- That fake name.
368
00:20:35,531 --> 00:20:38,467
- You saying I'm fake news?
- No, I'm saying
you're a fuckin' asshole.
369
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:40,102
I'd rather be
with Harley Quinn than you,
370
00:20:40,102 --> 00:20:41,904
I'd rather be with
the Weasel than you.
371
00:20:41,904 --> 00:20:43,739
The only thing fake news
around here is the beard.
372
00:20:43,739 --> 00:20:45,945
I'd rather be with
fuckin' Bat-Mite than you.
373
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,576
Who's Bat-Mite?
374
00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:50,614
He's a two-foot-tall
interdimensional imp
who stans Batman.
375
00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:52,314
I'd rather be with him.
376
00:20:52,314 --> 00:20:53,886
- Is that a real guy?
- Yeah.
377
00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:56,852
- Let's finish.
- Fuck is the world coming to?
378
00:20:56,852 --> 00:20:58,754
From the beginning,
I've kept this operation
379
00:20:58,754 --> 00:21:01,057
completely off the books.
So how did this...
380
00:21:01,057 --> 00:21:03,193
- What's the dead woman's name?
- Annie Sturphausen.
381
00:21:03,193 --> 00:21:05,927
How did this Annie Sturphausen
know about Peacemaker?
382
00:21:05,927 --> 00:21:08,297
Maybe someone's feeding
the butterflies information.
383
00:21:08,297 --> 00:21:10,099
- Who?
- Waller.
384
00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:12,468
- It's not her.
385
00:21:12,468 --> 00:21:14,536
I don't
think it's Waller, either.
386
00:21:14,536 --> 00:21:18,206
You don't know her like I do.
I saw Waller
knowingly sacrifice troops,
387
00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:22,211
including a colonel
in the United States Army,
to meet her objective.
388
00:21:22,211 --> 00:21:25,247
We could simply be
a decoy team from whomever
else she's really entrusted
389
00:21:25,247 --> 00:21:27,950
- with taking down
the butterflies.
- Still no reason to give us up.
390
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:30,485
Well, the four of us
and Waller are the only ones
who knew about it.
391
00:21:30,485 --> 00:21:33,555
You're the one who
brought the butterflies to our
attention, so it can't be you.
392
00:21:33,555 --> 00:21:37,059
And it's not me,
I just put my ass on the line
to save Muscle Man Weekly.
393
00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:39,863
And it's not Muscle Man Weekly,
because he's the one
who almost got killed.
394
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,532
So, if it's not Waller
and it's not us,
395
00:21:42,532 --> 00:21:44,800
- maybe it's her.
- Me?
396
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,170
Does anyone here know how
she ended up on this mission?
397
00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:48,704
I got skills.
398
00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:52,774
I got my Binks-Fendelmire
Strategic Combat Certification
at the age of 14.
399
00:21:52,774 --> 00:21:56,712
Binks-Fendelmire
is kindergarten shit.
What about since then?
400
00:21:56,712 --> 00:21:59,215
What are your actual
qualifications?
401
00:21:59,215 --> 00:22:01,254
And how do I know
that you're not one of them?
402
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:03,289
It's not her.
403
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:06,022
I trust her the most
because Eagly liked her.
404
00:22:06,022 --> 00:22:07,623
He tried to bite me.
405
00:22:07,623 --> 00:22:10,594
Yeah, but not as hard as
he tries to bite everybody else.
It's obviously, uh...
406
00:22:10,594 --> 00:22:12,496
...Elmo.
407
00:22:12,496 --> 00:22:14,830
Economos. Fuck you.
408
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:16,999
Why do all of you have
such weird last names?
409
00:22:16,999 --> 00:22:18,501
- John didn't do it.
- Thank you.
410
00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:20,871
- He's too big of a pussy
to betray us.
- All right.
411
00:22:20,871 --> 00:22:23,467
Not on purpose,
but okay, follow me.
412
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,941
So he's, you know,
hanging out, having some fun,
413
00:22:25,941 --> 00:22:27,610
maybe doing some fentanyl
with a prostitute...
414
00:22:27,610 --> 00:22:29,345
- Oh, God.
- ...in the back
of a hillbilly strip club.
415
00:22:29,345 --> 00:22:31,046
He's fallen in love,
'cause it's obviously
416
00:22:31,046 --> 00:22:32,883
the first time he's put
his balls in somebody's mouth,
417
00:22:32,883 --> 00:22:34,283
and he starts
getting loose lips!
418
00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:35,985
You know, just showing off.
419
00:22:35,985 --> 00:22:38,253
"I'm on a team
with the famous Peacemaker,
420
00:22:38,253 --> 00:22:41,525
and we're taking down
the notorious butterflies.
My beard's real."
421
00:22:41,525 --> 00:22:43,526
Are you fucking stupid?
422
00:22:43,526 --> 00:22:45,428
Sounds more plausible
than I wish it did.
423
00:22:45,428 --> 00:22:49,899
What? I don't even like
when my balls are
in somebody's mouth, okay?
424
00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:51,967
It gives me
the wrong type of chills.
425
00:22:51,967 --> 00:22:54,437
And all I can think about
is how long it's been
426
00:22:54,437 --> 00:22:57,210
since I've gotten checked
for testicular cancer.
427
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,808
Too long!
428
00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:01,812
You are so fucked up,
it's adorable, Dye-beard.
429
00:23:01,812 --> 00:23:03,044
Don't call me that!
430
00:23:03,044 --> 00:23:04,948
Okay, fuck!
Come on, bro. What the fuck?
431
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:06,482
I don't think it's any of us.
432
00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:09,217
Well, then why did Sturphausen
try to kill Peacemaker?
433
00:23:09,217 --> 00:23:12,621
Maybe she brought him back
to her apartment for the purpose
he thought she did.
434
00:23:12,621 --> 00:23:16,727
But why would she decide
after they hooked up
that she needed to kill him?
435
00:23:16,727 --> 00:23:18,831
- Oh, shit.
What?
436
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:27,568
{\an8}♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
437
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:30,710
I gotta brush my teeth.
438
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:32,909
Cool.
439
00:23:32,909 --> 00:23:35,244
You left the dossier
of the person
440
00:23:35,244 --> 00:23:38,781
you're supposed to contract kill
for the government
441
00:23:38,781 --> 00:23:41,651
in the apartment
of some rando who blew you?
442
00:23:41,651 --> 00:23:43,919
She's not some rando who
blew me, man. We fully fucked.
443
00:23:43,919 --> 00:23:46,823
I thought it'd be safer on me
than in the car unattended.
444
00:23:46,823 --> 00:23:48,524
What was I supposed to do?
445
00:23:48,524 --> 00:23:50,926
- Drop it off at home first?
- Yes!
446
00:23:50,926 --> 00:23:54,630
You don't understand what
we're up against here, Smith.
447
00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:57,567
The fate of the country
depends on this mission!
448
00:23:57,567 --> 00:23:59,735
And nobody told me that!
449
00:23:59,735 --> 00:24:02,839
Nobody's even told me
what a fucking butterfly is!
450
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:08,013
Murn.
451
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,114
Yes.
452
00:24:11,114 --> 00:24:12,748
Uh-huh.
453
00:24:12,748 --> 00:24:15,417
You don't think that chick
left any monster STDs
on my dick, do you?
454
00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:16,719
Come again?
455
00:24:16,719 --> 00:24:20,556
Wait, is being a butterfly like
a venereal disease of some type?
456
00:24:20,556 --> 00:24:23,059
Fuck, am I gonna become one?
Am I a fucking dick vampire now?
457
00:24:23,059 --> 00:24:25,131
When were you gonna tell us
there were witnesses?
458
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,368
I did kidnap
a couple for a minute.
459
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:34,670
Evan and Amber Calcaterra.
Can you take care of 'em?
460
00:24:34,670 --> 00:24:37,106
You want me
to "take care of 'em" like...
461
00:24:37,106 --> 00:24:38,840
- No, just--
462
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,344
just convince them
not to finger Peacemaker.
463
00:24:41,344 --> 00:24:43,616
More like, um...
464
00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:49,251
I have no clue what that is.
Why are we playing charades?
465
00:24:49,251 --> 00:24:51,491
'Cause I don't want
to say it out loud.
466
00:24:53,624 --> 00:24:55,027
I still don't know what that is.
467
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:59,162
- Leota.
- Bribery?
468
00:24:59,162 --> 00:25:01,463
Yes, please. Go do it. Now.
469
00:25:01,463 --> 00:25:04,237
I need Harcourt
and Economos here.
Otherwise, I'd send them.
470
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,872
Be straight with me, man.
471
00:25:09,872 --> 00:25:11,840
I'm a dick vampire, aren't I?
472
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,947
No, you're not a dick vampire,
you're just a dick.
473
00:25:17,615 --> 00:25:20,150
- ♪ (SUBDUED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
474
00:25:20,150 --> 00:25:22,188
If you keep
your mouth shut, I can tell you!
475
00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,090
Shut up!
476
00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:51,151
♪ ("DON'T TREAT ME BAD"
BY FIREHOUSE PLAYING) ♪
477
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,954
♪ Oh, I never thought
You'd hurt me ♪
478
00:25:57,954 --> 00:25:59,822
♪ I guess you live and learn ♪
479
00:25:59,822 --> 00:26:01,757
♪ That when you're playin'
With fire ♪
480
00:26:01,757 --> 00:26:03,493
♪ You're bound
To get burned... ♪
481
00:26:16,672 --> 00:26:19,579
Everybody fucking hates you!
482
00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:23,513
And Dye-beard
could be your friend,
483
00:26:23,513 --> 00:26:26,343
but you pushed him away
like you push everybody away,
484
00:26:26,343 --> 00:26:28,854
'cause you're a fucking dick.
485
00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:31,891
You killed Rick Flag.
486
00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:36,129
Flag was right.
487
00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:40,100
Peacemaker...
...what a joke.
488
00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:43,064
Buddy?
- What the fuck?
489
00:26:43,064 --> 00:26:46,402
Hey! What the fuck are you
doing, you... fucking stalker?
490
00:26:46,402 --> 00:26:48,570
Dude, are you all right?
- Fuck, dude.
491
00:26:48,570 --> 00:26:50,439
I-- I-- What are you doing?
Are you looking at me
492
00:26:50,439 --> 00:26:51,975
and jerking off right now?
Is your dick out?
493
00:26:51,975 --> 00:26:54,743
What? No!
No, man, look.
494
00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,013
I'm not gonna fucking look,
oldest trick in the book.
495
00:26:57,013 --> 00:26:58,880
I look and you're fucking
rock-hard,
496
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,317
and you throw jizz at my face.
No fucking way!
497
00:27:01,317 --> 00:27:03,880
What? No, dude,
my dick is not out.
498
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,189
Is that what you get off on,
me seeing your fucking dick?
499
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:08,158
No!
Who the fuck said that?
500
00:27:08,158 --> 00:27:10,092
Louis C.K. piece of shit!
501
00:27:10,092 --> 00:27:12,628
Louis C.K. said that?
I'll fucking kill that guy!
502
00:27:12,628 --> 00:27:15,597
No, he didn't say it.
You, you're like Louis C.K.
503
00:27:15,597 --> 00:27:18,367
Because I'm funny?
- Fucking funny, dude? No.
504
00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:20,436
You--
you show people your dick.
505
00:27:20,436 --> 00:27:23,172
What does that have
to do with Louis C.K.'s
comedy specials?
506
00:27:23,172 --> 00:27:24,841
I didn't say shit
about his comedy specials.
507
00:27:24,841 --> 00:27:26,209
What the fuck, man?
508
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,878
Louis C.K., how he showed people
his dick, he, himself.
509
00:27:28,878 --> 00:27:30,913
Because he's a ginger?
510
00:27:30,913 --> 00:27:32,814
A fucking-- What?
511
00:27:32,814 --> 00:27:34,216
Well, I don't fucking know!
512
00:27:34,216 --> 00:27:35,751
I'm just trying to figure out
the connection.
513
00:27:35,751 --> 00:27:38,215
Dude, Louis C.K. showed people
his dick, all right?
514
00:27:38,215 --> 00:27:39,322
He did?
515
00:27:39,322 --> 00:27:41,124
Jesus, man!
Do you read the news?
516
00:27:41,124 --> 00:27:43,526
No.
What for? It's depressing.
517
00:27:43,526 --> 00:27:45,929
Look, hey, I'm begging you.
Will you please,
518
00:27:45,929 --> 00:27:49,566
please just look at my crotch.
Come on.
519
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:55,141
See?
Can you see that?
520
00:27:58,776 --> 00:28:00,944
Why the fuck don't you use
the front door
like a normal person?
521
00:28:00,944 --> 00:28:02,578
Well, I saw a light on in here,
522
00:28:02,578 --> 00:28:04,681
and I thought someone
was creeping around.
523
00:28:04,681 --> 00:28:06,582
I'm really happy you're back.
524
00:28:06,582 --> 00:28:08,385
Why are you crying?
525
00:28:08,385 --> 00:28:09,489
I'm not crying.
526
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,889
I'm fucking doing
face muscle exercises.
527
00:28:12,889 --> 00:28:14,451
I'm exercising
the muscles in my face,
528
00:28:14,451 --> 00:28:17,893
making my face... more muscular.
529
00:28:17,893 --> 00:28:19,528
I can tell...
...under your mask,
530
00:28:19,528 --> 00:28:20,796
your face is skinny as shit.
531
00:28:20,796 --> 00:28:22,898
You don't do these exercises
for your face.
532
00:28:22,898 --> 00:28:25,762
Some of them look like crying.
They're not crying.
533
00:28:25,762 --> 00:28:28,108
Well, can you maybe
teach 'em to me?
534
00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:30,143
Yes.
535
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,810
Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra,
536
00:28:33,810 --> 00:28:35,611
I'm gonna ask you
some questions.
537
00:28:35,611 --> 00:28:37,880
And yes, this is a real badge.
538
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,610
- Fuck.
539
00:28:39,610 --> 00:28:41,650
Evan,
I can open the door myself.
540
00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,786
I'm being a gentleman,
you fuckin' asshole.
541
00:28:43,786 --> 00:28:45,088
Dick.
542
00:28:45,088 --> 00:28:47,456
- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra.
- Yeah?
543
00:28:47,456 --> 00:28:49,558
Uh, I was just wondering
if you would, um,
544
00:28:49,558 --> 00:28:51,160
answer a few questions for me.
545
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,996
We're on the way
to, uh, the station now
546
00:28:52,996 --> 00:28:54,164
to look at mugshots.
547
00:28:54,164 --> 00:28:56,232
Yeah, well, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
548
00:28:56,232 --> 00:28:58,101
Firstly, I'm wondering
whether you saw the guy
549
00:28:58,101 --> 00:28:59,735
in your apartment
that you think you saw,
550
00:28:59,735 --> 00:29:02,005
or did you maybe see another guy
that you actually didn't see
551
00:29:02,005 --> 00:29:03,276
but you think you did?
552
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,441
And secondly,
553
00:29:05,441 --> 00:29:07,638
I'm wondering if you've ever had
an all-expenses-paid trip
554
00:29:07,638 --> 00:29:09,880
to the beautiful
Lake Tahoe, Nevada?
555
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,648
Are you trying
to fucking bribe us?
556
00:29:11,648 --> 00:29:12,848
No.
557
00:29:12,848 --> 00:29:15,185
Oh. I was hoping
you were trying to bribe us.
558
00:29:15,185 --> 00:29:17,953
Yeah, yeah,
I'm trying to bribe you.
559
00:29:17,953 --> 00:29:20,893
When I was arrested,
the cops turned this place
upside down for evidence.
560
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,327
You need some help cleaning up?
561
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:26,332
I guess.
562
00:29:28,598 --> 00:29:30,366
So, how did you
get out anyway?
563
00:29:30,366 --> 00:29:31,734
I thought you were in prison
for life.
564
00:29:31,734 --> 00:29:34,204
- It's a secret.
Dude,
I'm your best friend.
565
00:29:34,204 --> 00:29:35,308
No, you're not.
566
00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,375
Well,
who's your best friend then?
567
00:29:39,375 --> 00:29:41,577
Someone you met in prison.
I knew it.
568
00:29:41,577 --> 00:29:43,846
Dude, it's Eagly, obviously.
569
00:29:43,846 --> 00:29:45,981
Okay, of all people,
who's your best friend?
570
00:29:45,981 --> 00:29:47,649
I don't even know
your secret identity.
571
00:29:47,649 --> 00:29:50,681
Yeah,
I don't tell you
my real identity for your sake.
572
00:29:50,681 --> 00:29:52,222
I don't want to put a target
on you.
573
00:29:52,222 --> 00:29:54,591
People will try to use you
to get to me.
574
00:29:54,591 --> 00:29:55,792
Hey, where does this go?
575
00:29:55,792 --> 00:29:57,127
With the other tapes.
576
00:29:57,127 --> 00:29:58,628
You think people
are gonna torture me
577
00:29:58,628 --> 00:29:59,996
to get your secret identity?
578
00:29:59,996 --> 00:30:01,525
I am extra special careful
579
00:30:01,525 --> 00:30:02,799
in all my heroic endeavors,
580
00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:04,467
which is probably
the reason why,
581
00:30:04,467 --> 00:30:08,308
and I don't mean to be a prick,
you went to prison and I didn't.
582
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:12,042
- Where's this go?
- The CD rack, dude.
583
00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:13,910
See, when they put my mugshot
584
00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:15,245
up in the post office,
585
00:30:15,245 --> 00:30:17,346
it's just gonna be a circle
with a red visor.
586
00:30:17,346 --> 00:30:18,842
And they're gonna
have to figure out
587
00:30:18,842 --> 00:30:21,183
what my head looks like
based on the shape.
588
00:30:21,183 --> 00:30:23,853
And I know I have a bony face,
589
00:30:23,853 --> 00:30:26,016
'cause I don't do
face muscle exercises,
590
00:30:26,016 --> 00:30:28,790
but that doesn't cut down
very much on the suspects.
591
00:30:28,790 --> 00:30:33,697
Hmm.
Hey! Holy shit, look at that.
592
00:30:33,697 --> 00:30:35,465
It's a funny smiley man.
593
00:30:35,465 --> 00:30:37,667
"Hey, do you want to come over
and play?"
594
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:39,869
Man, that's adorable.
595
00:30:39,869 --> 00:30:41,370
Hey, how'd you get out anyway?
596
00:30:41,370 --> 00:30:43,042
I work for the government, okay?
597
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,168
Post office?
598
00:30:45,168 --> 00:30:47,476
You think they'd fucking let me
out of prison to deliver mail?
599
00:30:47,476 --> 00:30:50,180
I don't know,
it was the first government job
I could think of.
600
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:53,582
Dude. I kill people
for 'em, okay?
601
00:30:53,582 --> 00:30:56,318
I did it down in Corto Maltese,
and now I gotta do it here
in Evergreen.
602
00:30:56,318 --> 00:30:59,255
That's... why I'm out,
in exchange for that. Fuck.
603
00:30:59,255 --> 00:31:01,523
Oh, that's sick.
604
00:31:01,523 --> 00:31:04,097
I-- I used to think
God put me here for a purpose.
605
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:05,989
For peace.
606
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,697
And I always said
I didn't care how many people
607
00:31:07,697 --> 00:31:09,569
I needed to torture
or kill to get it, but...
608
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,471
You know, lately, I just think
I'm a fuckin' maniac, like...
609
00:31:15,471 --> 00:31:16,742
I don't know, I'm having...
610
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,279
feelings about things that...
611
00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:22,478
Okay.
612
00:31:22,478 --> 00:31:24,747
♪ (HEARTFELT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
613
00:31:26,882 --> 00:31:30,086
Do you think I feel good when,
after some dude
614
00:31:30,086 --> 00:31:33,918
does some atrocious act,
that I have to kill them?
615
00:31:33,918 --> 00:31:35,926
- I don't know.
When I find out
616
00:31:35,926 --> 00:31:38,261
someone murdered
an innocent person,
617
00:31:38,261 --> 00:31:40,129
or sold somebody heroin,
618
00:31:40,129 --> 00:31:42,365
or did some graffiti,
619
00:31:42,365 --> 00:31:45,334
and I kill that person
with my bare hands,
620
00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:48,604
their eyeballs popping
out of their skulls,
621
00:31:48,604 --> 00:31:51,674
you think
that gives me pleasure?
622
00:31:51,674 --> 00:31:53,546
No.
623
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:59,051
Well, it does.
624
00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:02,285
It gives you pleasure too, Peacemaker.
625
00:32:02,285 --> 00:32:04,520
That's 'cause
we're born killers.
626
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,723
What separates us
from other killers
627
00:32:06,723 --> 00:32:09,058
is we only kill bad people.
628
00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:11,627
Usually.
Unless there's a mistake.
629
00:32:11,627 --> 00:32:14,734
Now, do I sound like
a fucking maniac?
630
00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:19,836
Hey. What do you say
we celebrate you
631
00:32:19,836 --> 00:32:21,503
- getting out of prison?
No.
632
00:32:21,503 --> 00:32:23,907
I have to study the dossier
of the senator I gotta kill.
633
00:32:23,907 --> 00:32:25,908
I've been saving up appliances
634
00:32:25,908 --> 00:32:28,210
ever since you were arrested.
635
00:32:28,210 --> 00:32:30,241
♪ ("DRAG ME DOWN"
METAL COVER VERSION PLAYING) ♪
636
00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:34,217
♪ I've got fire for a heart
I'm not scared of the dark ♪
637
00:32:34,217 --> 00:32:37,120
♪ You've never seen it
Look so easy ♪
638
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,623
♪ I got a river for a soul
And baby, you're a boat ♪
639
00:32:40,623 --> 00:32:43,492
- ♪ Baby, you're
my only reason ♪
640
00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:46,629
♪ If I didn't have you
There would be nothing left ♪
641
00:32:46,629 --> 00:32:50,099
♪ A shell of a man
Who could never be his best ♪
642
00:32:50,099 --> 00:32:53,336
♪ If I didn't have you
I'd never see the sun ♪
643
00:32:53,336 --> 00:32:56,707
♪ You taught me
How to be someone, yeah... ♪
644
00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:03,645
♪ When no one else
Was ever behind me ♪
645
00:33:03,645 --> 00:33:06,816
♪ All these lights
They can't blind me... ♪
646
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:14,085
♪ All my life
You stood by me ♪
647
00:33:14,085 --> 00:33:17,054
♪ When no one else
Was ever behind me ♪
648
00:33:17,054 --> 00:33:20,396
♪ All these lights
They can't blind me ♪
649
00:33:20,396 --> 00:33:24,067
♪ With your love
Nobody can drag me down ♪
650
00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:26,972
- Fuck yeah!
651
00:33:30,206 --> 00:33:33,309
♪ All my life
You stood by me... ♪
652
00:33:35,011 --> 00:33:38,118
- ♪ Nobody can drag me down... ♪
653
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:44,620
- ♪ Nobody can drag me down ♪
654
00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:47,023
- ♪ Yeah, nobody, nobody ♪
655
00:33:47,023 --> 00:33:48,357
Yeah!
656
00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:51,495
- ♪ Nobody can drag me down ♪
Fuck yeah!
657
00:33:51,495 --> 00:33:52,632
♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪
658
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:54,700
It's definitely this guy.
659
00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:56,566
It's this guy.
660
00:33:56,566 --> 00:33:57,901
- Are you sure?
- Are you sure?
661
00:33:57,901 --> 00:33:59,901
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
662
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,241
Jesus Christ, you again?
663
00:34:06,241 --> 00:34:08,444
August Smith,
you are under arrest...
Oh, shit!
664
00:34:08,444 --> 00:34:10,212
...for the murder
of Annie Sturphausen.
665
00:34:10,212 --> 00:34:12,318
- I don't even know
who the fuck that is!
666
00:34:12,952 --> 00:34:14,517
Get the fuck off me!
667
00:34:14,517 --> 00:34:17,257
♪ ("BOOTS ON ROCKS OFF"
BY DUST BOWL JOKIES PLAYING) ♪
668
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:18,858
Fuck you!
669
00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:25,694
And go
fuck yourself, old man!
670
00:34:25,694 --> 00:34:28,864
♪ You're ready
To crash and burn ♪
671
00:34:28,864 --> 00:34:32,402
♪ Sold your karma
For some moolah ♪
672
00:34:32,402 --> 00:34:35,904
♪ Pretty ugly and pretty young ♪
673
00:34:35,904 --> 00:34:39,645
♪ I smelled your hookah
And found your lingerie... ♪
674
00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:47,019
Keeya?
675
00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:53,793
You know that I'm gonna be
working some weird hours.
676
00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:57,530
And I was thinking
maybe you and the fur kids...
677
00:34:58,097 --> 00:34:59,232
Well, you know?
678
00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:03,136
N-- no, I don't know.
679
00:35:07,336 --> 00:35:09,475
♪ Boots on rocks off ♪
680
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:14,043
- It's not that big of a deal.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
681
00:35:14,043 --> 00:35:16,445
You drag me out here,
then you want me to leave?
682
00:35:16,445 --> 00:35:19,085
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
683
00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:25,955
♪ You always work
For a one-night stand ♪
684
00:35:25,955 --> 00:35:27,827
♪ Let me borrow... ♪
685
00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:29,929
Amber?
686
00:35:42,373 --> 00:35:45,778
No. I can't believe
they legalized that shit.
687
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,777
More for me.
688
00:35:48,777 --> 00:35:50,814
Three years ago,
I would've shot both of you
689
00:35:50,814 --> 00:35:52,718
- in the face for that.
690
00:35:55,585 --> 00:36:00,060
♪ Barrel is smoking
Rattle and rolling ♪
691
00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:07,600
♪ Barrel is smoking
Rattle and rolling ♪
692
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,108
- What the fuck?
Dude.
693
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:17,443
Holy fuck.
694
00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:22,278
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
695
00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:30,020
- You're good.
696
00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:32,088
Don't play that crap.
Don't do it.
697
00:36:32,088 --> 00:36:34,089
You gotta burn that card
before the river.
698
00:36:34,089 --> 00:36:37,993
Dude,
how many times I gotta teach you
how to play this fucking game?
699
00:36:37,993 --> 00:36:40,500
- Read 'em and weep.
Dude, seriously.
You're pissing me off.
700
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,970
Holy shit. Look who it is.
701
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:48,908
♪ (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
702
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:04,587
That's my spot
703
00:37:04,587 --> 00:37:07,690
between five and seven
during winter.
704
00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:10,196
What the fuck
you talking about, old-timer?
705
00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:13,295
During the sunset,
that light there
706
00:37:13,295 --> 00:37:14,596
comes in through that window,
707
00:37:14,596 --> 00:37:16,636
and I like the feel of it
on my skin.
708
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,568
So fucking move.
709
00:37:19,568 --> 00:37:22,675
Yeah? And if I don't?
710
00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:26,112
Guess.
711
00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:48,334
Fuck it. Fuck that shit.
I ain't dying for this seat.
712
00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:10,423
I thought we sent capes
over to Arkham or Belle Reve.
713
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,223
The system's overcrowded.
714
00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:15,328
He'll have to stay here
through his trial.
715
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:22,665
All hail... the White Dragon!
716
00:38:22,665 --> 00:38:28,638
Hail!
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
717
00:38:28,638 --> 00:38:34,344
Hail! Hail!
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
718
00:38:34,344 --> 00:38:38,281
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
719
00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:44,787
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
Hail! Hail!
720
00:38:44,787 --> 00:38:48,961
♪ ("PUMPED UP KICKS"
METAL COVER VERSION PLAYING) ♪
721
00:38:51,230 --> 00:38:54,697
♪ Robert's got a quick hand ♪
722
00:38:54,697 --> 00:38:58,601
♪ He'll look around the room
He won't tell you his plan ♪
723
00:38:58,601 --> 00:39:02,138
♪ He's got a rolled cigarette ♪
724
00:39:02,138 --> 00:39:05,408
♪ Hanging out his mouth
He's a cowboy kid ♪
725
00:39:05,408 --> 00:39:09,245
♪ Yeah, he found
A six-shooter gun ♪
726
00:39:09,245 --> 00:39:13,216
♪ In his dad's closet
Oh, in a box of fun things ♪
727
00:39:13,216 --> 00:39:16,685
♪ And I don't even know what ♪
728
00:39:16,685 --> 00:39:20,590
♪ But he's coming for you
Yeah, he's coming for you ♪
729
00:39:20,590 --> 00:39:23,859
♪ All the other kids
With the pumped up kicks ♪
730
00:39:23,859 --> 00:39:28,030
♪ You better run, better run
Outrun my gun ♪
731
00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:31,267
♪ All the other kids
With the pumped up kicks ♪
732
00:39:31,267 --> 00:39:35,572
♪ You better run, better run
Faster than my bullet ♪
733
00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:41,681
You like that, Evan?
734
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:45,981
♪ All the other kids
With the pumped up kicks ♪
735
00:39:45,981 --> 00:39:50,153
♪ You better run, better run
Outrun my gun ♪
736
00:39:50,153 --> 00:39:53,422
♪ All the other kids
With the pumped up kicks ♪
737
00:39:53,422 --> 00:39:57,763
♪ You better run, better run
Faster than my bullet ♪
738
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:01,597
It's definitely not the hot guy.
739
00:40:01,597 --> 00:40:05,271
- Aw, fuck you, Amber!
- Oh, eat me, Evan!
740
00:40:09,069 --> 00:40:11,107
- This guy.
- Okay.
741
00:40:11,107 --> 00:40:12,478
Can I keep this one?
742
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,115
Sure.
55427
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