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[grunts]
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What?
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What the fuck is Project Butterfly?
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What?
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Well, we got a situation here.
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- What?
- I hooked up with a chick.
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And I'm not saying that
to make you jealous.
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I'm saying it
because she was a meta-human freak
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that threw me around the room
like an angry kid
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with his little sister's
Cabbage Patch doll.
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Oh, fuck!
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Where is she now?
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She spilled gumbo in the parking lot.
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I need a new ride. I blew up my car.
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Are you running?
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I'm going back
to get my shit in her apartment.
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Oh, shit! All right, I'm on my way.
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I haven't given you the address.
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I can track you
through the chip in your head.
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Wait. You can't see me jerk off
or anything, can you?
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It's inside of your fucking skull.
How could we...
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I don't know. Technology is a beast.
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Hey, Harcourt,
you want to see me rub one out,
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all you got to do is ask.
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Focus.
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Pervert. Get your shit
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and get out of there.
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All right,
I'll meet you outside, somehow.
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- [screeches]
- [sirens approaching]
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Fuck!
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New girl, you're driving.
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Peacemaker just killed a damn butterfly.
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[theme song playing]
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Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it?
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- Get it on
- Get it on top
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Make a move extreme
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- Make a pose
- Shortcut to your dreams
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Float straight to the stars
on that flying thing
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- Getting high
- Getting brave
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- Getting snowblind, game
- Set, go
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Pick a tune, chick harpoon
In a world beyond
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Get a beat, got a heat
On a phony string
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Tear your world apart
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Once the magic starts
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Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it!
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What's going up must come down
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Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it!
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Baby you're losing ground
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Blind to what you'll soon become
The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong
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- But you
- Dancing with your blinkers on
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Throw your dog the invisible bone
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Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it!
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What's going up must come down
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Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it!
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Baby you're losing ground
Blind to what you'll soon become
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The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong
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- But you
- Dancing with your blinkers on
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Throw your dog the invisible bone
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[screeches]
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[siren wailing]
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Where the fuck are my socks!
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God damn it, Dad!
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Oh, yeah, yeah
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Fuck yeah.
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You have him on the tracker?
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[Harcourt] Yeah. Looks like
he's still inside the apartment.
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We're almost there.
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[Murn] Okay, get him out of there.
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Harcourt,
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I don't think I need to remind you
how important this operation is.
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I've got it handled.
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Don't worry, I'm almost there.
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You know, in your room,
what you have in there,
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that's not safe.
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- What?
- You had someone in your room.
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- Is it against regulations?
- I didn't say that.
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- What are you doing?
- This op is off the books.
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We don't have regulations,
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but it's not safe, is it?
For her, I mean.
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- I don't know.
- It's not.
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- What are you doing?
- Watch the road.
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I also have dogs.
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- Okay.
- Do you think they're safe?
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- Are they big dogs?
- No, they're pretty small,
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but one of them, Emerson,
he likes to wear these little outfits.
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Do you think that's gonna make him
a bigger target?
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Jesus Christ!
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[tires screeching]
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[horn honking]
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Almost hit that bitch.
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Peacemaker's vehicle is at the scene.
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Can you change the name
on the registration?
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- Yep.
- Good.
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[Song] What the hell?
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The report said an explosion.
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How'd the possum stay intact?
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[sighs] I hope this isn't some
cape shit.
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We've got enough trouble with that
maniac vigilante running around.
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She said, "Tell me, son
What's your kind of thing?"
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Shit!
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I go whoo, ooh, hoo, yeah
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Whoo, ooh, hoo, oh yeah
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What's this?
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Pizza?
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Officer, put that down.
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- Why?
- Because I think it's a face.
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A what?
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A face, a human face.
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Back up, the medical examiners
are on their way, Detective.
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[Emilia] Could you move
any fucking slower?
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[Leota] I'm trying to be sneaky.
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[Emilia] Oh, shit!
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Can you believe
this idiot fucked a butterfly?
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I mean, the man's been in prison
for four years.
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There's not much
I'd believe he wouldn't fuck.
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A bowl of oatmeal,
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grapefruit,
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some yogurt.
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I'm hungry.
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Look, I know you don't believe me,
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but Emerson,
he really does like to wear clothes.
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If you don't put him in something new
in the morning,
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he'll just whine until you do.
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Do you pet the dog
when he looks cute in these clothes?
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I guess.
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He doesn't want to wear the clothes.
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He's just willing to humiliate himself
for your love.
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I think he just likes looking smart.
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Where the fuck is he?
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Emerson?
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- He's at home.
- Not the fucking dog. Peacemaker.
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I used to love her
but she turned me away
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She couldn't take me for another day
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What is that, a cat?
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Super neat.
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I see cookies in my future.
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[laughs]
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Must have.
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Love her once
then she'll love you twice
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She got a hold of my dirty device
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I go whoo, oooh, hoo, yeah
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Whoo, oooh, hoo
Oh, yeah
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What?
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What the fuck
are you still doing in there?
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I told you, I'm getting important shit.
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Well, there too many cops
outside the front door,
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so you're gonna need to find
another way out.
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You see Eagly out there at all?
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Your eagle?
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Yeah. Could you, uh, could you
look for him? Is he out there?
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No, man. I'm not gonna fucking
look for your eagle.
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Harcourt, just do me a solid.
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Just roll down the window,
stick your hand outside
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and then crinkle a bag.
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He'll think you have chips,
he'll come right out to you.
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Why are you feeding him chips?
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Is that somebody in the window up there?
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Fuck!
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[Song] What was that on his head?
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[Emilia] Really?
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You didn't fucking trust me?
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Is there any other way
out of this building?
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Just the front door here
and another on the side.
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Okay, you two, with us.
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You two, cover that side door.
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There's no exit
on the back of the building,
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so see if you can get to a balcony
on the second floor and jump.
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"Jump"?
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Go around back. Go around back.
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[exhales deeply]
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- Fifth floor, right?
- Yep.
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[elevator dings]
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Yeah.
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[singing] Gonna catch a bad guy
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[vocalizing hesitantly]
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Damn! My heart is beating.
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Is your heart beating?
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No, my heart stopped beating.
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[Song] You said four or five?
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- You see that?
- Yeah.
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Hey! Hey, stop right there!
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[police officer] Song, just saw someone
going from the fifth floor to the sixth.
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Was he wearing something on his head?
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Well, that I couldn't see.
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Head up onto the sixth floor then,
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we'll check out
this apartment down here.
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Hey, man, what's up?
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Is Freddie there?
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Freddie who?
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Freddie... [mumbles]
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No, there's no one...
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No, you guys are doing
Chardonnay and charcuterie, right?
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I saw it on the evite.
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You guys sent me a...
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Pondor... Flinder...
Tinder... Grindr...
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Fuck!
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Shit!
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What are you doing?
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Pick those up.
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Knock on doors.
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Fuck, man. Please, pick them up.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Evan, what is going on?
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This guy broke in, call the cops.
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You call the cops.
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Baby, he has a knife on me.
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You're helping him.
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Hey, hey. Shh, both of you.
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- Well, thank you, sir.
- Yeah, no problem.
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[indistinct police chatter]
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I don't think anyone's in there.
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All right, Peggy, remember,
we didn't get an answer from that one.
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He's obviously a professional.
Look how he's dressed, Amber.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna need a rope, twine.
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Why?
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Unfortunately, I have to tie you up.
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Okay. Okay, listen, I just want to
talk to you straight, bro.
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Like one human being to another.
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I will die of claustrophobia
if I get tied up, so...
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Yeah, sure.
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- [scoffs]
- Oh, fucking shit! I'm so sorry.
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- It's clear.
- He's gotta be upstairs then. Come on.
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- That's the best I can...
- Thank you, man. Thanks.
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I found this.
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That'll work.
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I used to really love Cinderella.
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Yeah. Tom Keifer and the boys
are the perfect mix of blues and metal.
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Fuck yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I appreciate that.
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Thank you, ma'am. I'm sorry to wake you.
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That's the only apartment
that didn't answer.
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It doesn't hurt too much, does it?
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No, not at all.
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Nice negligee.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Evan says it makes me look fat.
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You have better PJs.
That's all I ever said.
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I don't see how that could be.
Geez, dude.
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Thank you.
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It's nice to be appreciated.
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- Are you fucking kidding me, Amber?
- What?
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Are you seriously trying to get him
to fuck you right now?
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What? No, I just said
it was nice, god damn it!
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And we also seem to have
a lot in common.
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Like what?
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We both love Cinderella.
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Seven years,
not once have you mentioned Cinderella.
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What? I talk about Cinderella
at least once a week, Evan.
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You just never fucking hear me
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because you're always going on
about Coldplay
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and Foster the fucking People!
256
00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:31,020
You're going to put down
my musical taste now?
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How fucking low are you?
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"Pumped Up Kicks," Evan?
259
00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:35,465
Do you know what that song is about?
260
00:12:35,548 --> 00:12:39,385
Murder! You are a murderer!
You are murdering my spirit!
261
00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,697
Yeah? How do you think my spirit feels
when you're trying to fuck
262
00:12:41,721 --> 00:12:44,057
this really cool, handsome guy
right in front of me?
263
00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,059
I am not trying to fuck him.
264
00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:47,953
But you know what, Evan?
Oh, my God. Maybe I will.
265
00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:49,455
Who knows what's gonna
fucking happen, right?
266
00:12:49,479 --> 00:12:50,581
Because I'm tied up, I'm helpless.
267
00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:52,482
That means anything
can fucking happen, right?
268
00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:55,151
I mean, seriously, who fucking knows?
269
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,274
- [Evan] You... [muffled speaking]
- [knock on door]
270
00:12:58,071 --> 00:13:00,239
Evergreen Police.
Open the door or we'll break it in.
271
00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:01,323
Fuck.
272
00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:03,032
Fuck.
273
00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:04,118
Evergreen Police.
274
00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:08,748
[Evan laughs]
275
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:09,916
Asshole!
276
00:13:13,461 --> 00:13:14,461
There he is.
277
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,259
[grunts]
278
00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,889
[grunts]
279
00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:26,808
- Fuck!
- Ow!
280
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,518
Oh, thank God!
281
00:13:29,894 --> 00:13:31,729
[coughs]
282
00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,150
Hey, hey.
283
00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:42,699
[grunting]
284
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,042
Ooh!
285
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,127
Wow!
286
00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:58,256
[sirens approaching]
287
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,135
Damn it.
288
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,263
- Come on.
- Where is he?
289
00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,306
He jumped.
290
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:11,519
My wife is a dick!
You're a fucking dick!
291
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,271
[Amber] Because you don't have one!
292
00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:25,658
Detective Song, this is Captain Miele.
293
00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:26,742
Do you copy?
294
00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:27,743
Copy, Captain.
295
00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:30,180
I've arrived with back up.
Have you located the suspect?
296
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,684
They're saying he jumped off
the rear of the building, Captain.
297
00:14:36,169 --> 00:14:37,962
You, come with me, back of the building.
298
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:39,255
[officer] Let's go.
299
00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:46,303
[grunts]
300
00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:50,224
[groans]
301
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:52,560
God damn it!
302
00:14:57,023 --> 00:14:58,023
Fuck.
303
00:14:58,858 --> 00:14:59,984
What do we do now?
304
00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:03,862
Wait here.
305
00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:05,323
Listen, I can help.
306
00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,034
I'm stellar with weapons in combat.
307
00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:09,535
Cool your jets, Jason Bourne.
308
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,739
Just be ready to take off
when we get back to the car.
309
00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:14,123
Being a wheelman is also dope.
310
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,373
I got you.
311
00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:21,171
[grunting]
312
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,151
[groans]
313
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:43,945
You, on the roof,
314
00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:45,195
stop right there.
315
00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:46,822
[groans]
316
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,951
Evergreen PD.
317
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:51,869
Do not move.
318
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,247
Step forward and into the light.
319
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,253
[both grunt]
320
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:02,712
Captain?
321
00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:04,597
- Captain Miele, do you copy?
- [all grunting]
322
00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:11,806
Hey, come on.
323
00:16:20,148 --> 00:16:21,566
[grunts, groans]
324
00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:29,531
Stop! Police!
325
00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:31,033
Stop or I'll shoot!
326
00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:36,914
[engine revs]
327
00:16:38,249 --> 00:16:39,667
[whistles]
328
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,171
Shit! Should I take off?
329
00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,840
No, he's not fucking here yet.
330
00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:50,302
Come here.
331
00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:55,474
[Eagly screeching]
332
00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:56,808
Shit.
333
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,228
Let's go! What are you waiting for?
334
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,154
That thing better not shit back there.
335
00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,780
Can't house-train an eagle, dude.
336
00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:11,240
Not without stealing its soul.
337
00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:19,916
[laughs heartily]
338
00:17:19,999 --> 00:17:21,626
Hit the switch to ignition honey
339
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,502
Take a ride in my mind
340
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,546
Gotta say that I love this feeling
341
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,590
It's good to be alive
342
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,899
You change the car registration
into someone else's name?
343
00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:46,609
Not only that,
344
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:48,903
I changed the fingerprints out
to the same person,
345
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:51,364
which they'll discover
when they get the lab results
346
00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:52,490
back in a couple of days.
347
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:53,531
That's possible?
348
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,172
Yeah, for this guy
with two thumbs, it is.
349
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:58,579
That's not how that works, but, good.
Great. Who did you change it to?
350
00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,289
Mr. Murn, you're gonna love this.
351
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:03,209
August Ransom Smith?
352
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:04,752
Yeah. What?
353
00:18:05,211 --> 00:18:08,256
I was wondering if you wouldn't mind
answering a few questions for us.
354
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,800
Yeah, I mind. More from you than him.
355
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,175
Why more from me?
356
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,681
Let's just say that
egg foo young ain't my thing, baby.
357
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,243
Walking scrotum here
doesn't like egg foo young.
358
00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:20,268
Got that, Fitz?
359
00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:22,311
Yeah, I'll put it in my notes.
360
00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:24,595
Where were you last night
from about midnight to 2:00am?
361
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:28,150
I was right here,
and I don't gotta answer you.
362
00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:30,987
What's your fucking problem, pal?
363
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:32,989
You playing dress up again?
364
00:18:33,364 --> 00:18:36,075
Yeah. You'll wish it was dress up.
365
00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:37,285
Is that a threat?
366
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,037
No, I don't threat, I just do.
367
00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:42,665
Now get the fuck off my property.
368
00:18:43,082 --> 00:18:46,544
Maybe you can tell us why a 1976
Ford Comet registered in your name
369
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,046
was left at the Wild Estate's
apartment complex uptown?
370
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:52,258
I don't have a Comet.
371
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:53,759
That's my kid.
372
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:56,637
Your kid, as in Christopher Smith?
Peacemaker?
373
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:01,183
Arrest me or get the fuck out of here,
chopsticks.
374
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:03,102
Yeah, well, we'll be seeing you, fork.
375
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:06,646
"Fork"?
376
00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:08,774
Why not "spoon"?
377
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,527
Everybody in the world uses spoons.
378
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,336
Yeah, but that asshole
doesn't know that.
379
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:14,612
That's true.
380
00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:16,925
I mean, "spoon" would have been
more demeaning.
381
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,451
- Yeah.
- Makes it like a baby thing.
382
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:19,934
You know, little babies use spoons.
383
00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:21,674
Okay, adults also use spoons,
but I get it.
384
00:19:21,704 --> 00:19:23,807
You hear anything
about Peacemaker getting out of prison?
385
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:24,831
No.
386
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,432
You'd think
we would have been notified.
387
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:27,460
Yeah, you'd think.
388
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,380
You could have chosen anyone,
389
00:19:31,464 --> 00:19:34,592
and you put the car registration
in the name of Peacemaker's father?
390
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:36,395
I had to act fast.
You were in the bathroom.
391
00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:37,863
I didn't know
if you're going one or two.
392
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:39,781
Was I supposed to text you
when I'm taking a shit?
393
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:40,931
I would have appreciated...
394
00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:43,055
I'm not gonna text you
when I'm taking a shit, John.
395
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,977
Okay, fine. I guess I'll have to guess
396
00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:46,413
what's happening every time
you go in there.
397
00:19:46,437 --> 00:19:47,789
We're trying to get this man
on our side,
398
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:51,108
and you thought the right way to do that
was to frame his father.
399
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,527
I don't want to be insubordinate,
400
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,364
but I kind of did
some magical shit here today,
401
00:19:56,447 --> 00:19:57,841
and now I feel like you're angry at me.
402
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,492
No, I'm not angry at you, John,
403
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:01,619
but I am starting to think
you're an idiot.
404
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:04,622
Ugh, come on, man. Don't use
the "I" word. It's not cool.
405
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:06,039
Hey.
406
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:08,084
- What do we tell him?
- Nothing.
407
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,754
We just got shot at!
Like... [imitates gunshot]
408
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,422
Whoa!
409
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:15,383
Like, my adrenaline was pumping.
410
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,736
Pumping.
Like, glass breaking and everything.
411
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,137
You ever been shot at? [pants]
412
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,262
No.
413
00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:24,307
[grunts]
414
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,976
- Kidding.
- You fucker.
415
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,144
You're doing great.
416
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,123
Why are they called butterflies again?
417
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,315
Again? We never told you.
418
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:32,732
Okay, Dye-Beard.
419
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:34,944
Hey, guess what? I'm done.
420
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:36,862
Dude, it's not finished.
421
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,490
I'm not gonna do this
if you keep calling me that name.
422
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:42,034
- What name?
- That fake name.
423
00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,202
You saying I'm fake news?
424
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,037
No, I'm saying you're a fucking asshole.
425
00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:46,681
I'd rather be
with Harley Quinn than you.
426
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,416
I'd rather be with the Weasel than you.
427
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,102
The only thing fake news around here
is the beard.
428
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:52,545
I'd rather be with fucking
Bat-Mite than you.
429
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:53,879
Who's Bat-Mite?
430
00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:57,174
He's a two-foot tall
inter-dimensional imp who stans Batman.
431
00:20:57,258 --> 00:20:58,676
I'd rather be with him.
432
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,761
- He's a real guy?
- Yeah.
433
00:21:01,554 --> 00:21:03,394
- It's finished.
- Fuck is the world coming to?
434
00:21:03,556 --> 00:21:06,559
From the beginning, I've kept
this operation completely off the books.
435
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,644
So how did this...
What's the dead woman's name?
436
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:09,812
Annie Sturphausen.
437
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:12,356
How did this Annie Sturphausen
know about Peacemaker?
438
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:14,984
Maybe someone's feeding
the Butterflies information.
439
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:16,235
- Who?
- Waller.
440
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:17,486
It's not her.
441
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,614
- [scoffs]
- I don't think it's Waller either.
442
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:22,283
You don't know her like I do.
443
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,702
I saw Waller knowingly sacrifice troops,
444
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:27,246
including a colonel
in the United States Army,
445
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,539
to meet her objective.
446
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,166
We could simply be a decoy team
447
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,810
from whomever else
she's really entrusted
448
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,019
with taking down the Butterflies.
449
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,420
Still no reason to give us up.
450
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:36,773
Well, the four of us and Waller
are the only ones who knew about it.
451
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,942
You're the one who brought
the Butterflies to our attention,
452
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:41,093
so it can't be you, and it's not me.
453
00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:43,471
I just put my ass on the line
to save Muscle Man Weekly.
454
00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:44,573
It's not Muscle Man Weekly
455
00:21:44,597 --> 00:21:46,158
'cause he's the one
who almost got killed.
456
00:21:46,182 --> 00:21:49,810
So if it's not Waller and it's not us,
maybe it's her.
457
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:51,228
Me?
458
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:53,731
Does anyone here know
how she ended up on this mission?
459
00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:54,982
I got skills.
460
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:58,068
I got my Binks-Fendelmire
Strategic Combat Certification
461
00:21:58,152 --> 00:21:59,195
at the age of 14.
462
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,280
Binks-Fendelmire is kindergarten shit.
463
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:05,910
What about since then?
What are your actual qualifications?
464
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,995
And how do I know
that you're not one of them?
465
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:09,830
[Peacemaker] It's not her.
466
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,517
I trust her the most
because Eagly liked her.
467
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:14,043
He tried to bite me.
468
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,062
Yeah, but not as hard
as he tries to bite everybody else.
469
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,672
It's obviously... [clears throat] Elmo.
470
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:21,300
Economos. Fuck you.
471
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:23,302
Why do all of you have
such weird last names?
472
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,095
- John didn't do it.
- Thank you.
473
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:27,219
- He's too big of a pussy to betray us.
- All right.
474
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,768
Not on purpose, but...
Okay, follow me, so...
475
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,611
He's, you know, hanging out,
having some fun,
476
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,164
maybe doing some fentanyl
with a prostitute
477
00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:36,106
in the back of a hillbilly strip club.
478
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,918
He's fallen in love
'cause it's obviously the first time
479
00:22:37,942 --> 00:22:39,252
he's put his balls in somebody's mouth,
480
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:42,196
and he starts getting loose lips,
you know, just showing off.
481
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:44,698
"I'm on a team
with the famous Peacemaker
482
00:22:44,782 --> 00:22:46,662
and we're taking down
the notorious Butterflies.
483
00:22:46,742 --> 00:22:49,745
- My beard's real."
- Are you fucking stupid?
484
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:51,830
Sounds more plausible
than I wish it did.
485
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:56,377
What? I don't even like when my balls
are in somebody's mouth, okay?
486
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,420
It gives me the wrong type of chills,
487
00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:01,006
and all I can think about
is how long it's been
488
00:23:01,090 --> 00:23:04,134
since I've gotten checked
for testicular cancer.
489
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:05,678
Too long.
490
00:23:06,262 --> 00:23:08,305
You are so fucked up,
it's adorable, Dye-Beard.
491
00:23:08,389 --> 00:23:09,515
Don't call me that!
492
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,893
- Fuck! Come on, bro. What the fuck?
- I don't think it's any of us.
493
00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:15,729
Well, then, why did Sturphausen
try to kill Peacemaker?
494
00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:19,108
Maybe she brought him back her apartment
for the purpose he thought she did.
495
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:21,527
But why would she decide,
after they hooked up,
496
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,070
that she needed to kill him?
497
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:25,155
- Oh, shit!
- What?
498
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:36,959
I gotta brush my teeth.
499
00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,378
Cool.
500
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:44,008
You left the dossier of the person
you're supposed to contract kill
501
00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:48,095
for the government in the apartment
of some rando who blew you?
502
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,472
Not some rando who blew me, man.
We fully fucked.
503
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,933
I thought it'd be safer on me
than in the car unattended.
504
00:23:53,434 --> 00:23:55,769
What was I supposed to do,
drop it off at home first?
505
00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:56,853
Yes!
506
00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:00,441
You don't understand
what we're up against here, Smith.
507
00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:04,069
The fate of the country
depends on this mission.
508
00:24:04,153 --> 00:24:05,571
And nobody told me that.
509
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,949
Nobody's even told me
what a fucking butterfly is.
510
00:24:09,742 --> 00:24:10,784
[cell phone vibrating]
511
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:14,663
Murn.
512
00:24:16,248 --> 00:24:17,291
Yes.
513
00:24:19,335 --> 00:24:22,004
You don't think that she left
any monster STDs on my dick, do you?
514
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,088
[Murn] Come again?
515
00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:26,133
Wait, is being a butterfly
like a venereal disease of some type?
516
00:24:27,051 --> 00:24:29,529
Fuck, am I going to become one?
Am I a fucking dick vampire now?
517
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,805
When were you gonna tell us
there were witnesses?
518
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,808
I kidnapped a couple for a minute.
519
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:40,731
Evan and Amber Calcaterra.
Can you take care of them?
520
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,859
Want me to take care of them like...
[imitating gunshot]
521
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:47,905
No, just convince them
not to finger Peacemaker.
522
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:50,324
[scoffs] More like, uh...
523
00:24:52,785 --> 00:24:55,663
I have no clue what that is.
Why are we playing charades?
524
00:24:55,913 --> 00:24:58,153
[speaking softly] 'Cause I don't want to
say it out loud.
525
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:01,627
I still don't know what that is.
526
00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,088
Leota?
527
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:05,464
Bribery.
528
00:25:05,798 --> 00:25:08,092
Yes, please. Go do it, now.
529
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,761
I need Harcourt and Economos here,
otherwise I'd send them.
530
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:17,518
Be straight with me, man.
I'm a dick vampire, aren't I?
531
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:21,480
No, you're not a dick vampire.
You're just a dick.
532
00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,140
["Don't treat me bad" playing]
533
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,481
I never thought you'd hurt me
534
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,275
I guess you live and learn
535
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,485
When you're playing with fire
536
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,112
You're bound to get burned
537
00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:11,280
[crying]
538
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:12,906
I've been mistreated
539
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,700
I've been used before
540
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,077
I get kicked in the face
541
00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:19,079
Still I come back for more
542
00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:20,162
[groans]
543
00:26:20,164 --> 00:26:23,250
But I won't cry no more
'Cause the tears are all in vain
544
00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:26,003
Everybody fucking hates you!
545
00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:30,090
And Dye-Beard could be your friend,
546
00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:32,885
but you push him away,
like you push everybody away
547
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,220
'cause you're a fucking dick.
548
00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:38,474
You killed Rick Flag.
549
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:41,310
Flag was right.
550
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:46,648
Peacemaker. What a joke.
551
00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:48,566
[man] Buddy?
552
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:52,488
Hey, what the fuck you doing,
you fucking stalker?
553
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:54,823
- Dude, are you all right?
- Fuck, dude.
554
00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:57,594
What you doing? Are you looking at me
and jerking off right now?
555
00:26:57,618 --> 00:26:58,619
Is your dick out?
556
00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:01,246
What? No! No, man. Look.
557
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,641
I'm not gonna fucking look.
It's the oldest trick in the book.
558
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,794
I look and you're fucking rock hard
and you throw jizz in my face.
559
00:27:06,877 --> 00:27:07,795
No fucking way!
560
00:27:07,796 --> 00:27:10,214
What? No, dude. My dick is not out.
561
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,758
Is that what you get off on,
me seeing your fucking dick?
562
00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:14,676
No, who the fuck said that?
563
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,220
Louis C.K. Piece of shit.
564
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,056
Louis C.K. said that?
I'll fucking kill that guy.
565
00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:21,475
No, he didn't say it.
You, you're like Louis C.K.
566
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:23,519
Because I'm funny?
567
00:27:23,602 --> 00:27:26,980
Fucking funny? Dude, no!
You show people your dick.
568
00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:29,858
What does that have to do
with Louis C.K.'s comedy specials?
569
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,336
I didn't say shit
about his comedy specials.
570
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,486
What the fuck, man?
571
00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:35,239
Louis C.K. was showing people his dick.
He himself.
572
00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:38,992
- Because he's a ginger?
- Fucking... What?
573
00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:40,619
Well, I don't fucking know.
574
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,347
I'm just trying
to figure out the connection.
575
00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:45,040
Dude, Louis C.K.
showed people his dick, all right?
576
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:47,501
- He did?
- Jesus, man, do you read the news?
577
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,837
No, what for? It's depressing.
578
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:51,375
Look. Hey, I'm begging you.
579
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:54,675
Will you please,
please, just look at my crotch?
580
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:55,925
Come on!
581
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:57,343
[exhales]
582
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,429
See?
583
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,556
Can you see that?
584
00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:03,641
[sighs]
585
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,539
Why the fuck don't you use
the front door like a normal person?
586
00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,022
Well, I saw a light on in here,
587
00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:10,983
and I thought
someone was creeping around.
588
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,569
- I'm really happy you're back.
- Yeah.
589
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:15,863
- Why are you crying?
- I'm not crying.
590
00:28:17,239 --> 00:28:19,533
Fucking doing face muscle exercises.
591
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:23,495
I'm exercising the muscles in my face,
making my face more muscular.
592
00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,165
I can tell under your mask,
your face is skinny as shit.
593
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:29,209
You don't do these exercises
for your face.
594
00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:31,753
Some of them look like crying.
They're not crying.
595
00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:34,631
Well, can you maybe teach them to me?
596
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:37,216
I guess.
597
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:41,638
Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra,
I'm going to ask you some questions.
598
00:28:42,306 --> 00:28:44,766
Yes, this is a real badge.
599
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:45,851
Fuck!
600
00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:48,186
Evan, I can open the door myself.
601
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:50,355
I'm being a gentleman,
you fucking asshole.
602
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,480
Dick.
603
00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:53,984
- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra?
- Yeah.
604
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:57,613
Just wondering if you would
answer a few questions for me.
605
00:28:57,738 --> 00:29:00,324
We're on the way to the station now
to look at mugshots.
606
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:02,659
Yeah, well, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
607
00:29:02,743 --> 00:29:04,620
Firstly, I'm wondering
whether you saw the guy
608
00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,264
in your apartment
that you think you saw?
609
00:29:06,288 --> 00:29:08,474
Or did you maybe see another guy
that you actually didn't see
610
00:29:08,498 --> 00:29:09,625
but you think you did?
611
00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:11,543
And secondly,
612
00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:14,188
I'm wondering if you've ever had
an all-expenses paid trip
613
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:15,672
to the beautiful Lake Tahoe, Nevada?
614
00:29:16,632 --> 00:29:18,216
Are you trying to fucking bribe us?
615
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,343
No.
616
00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:21,762
Oh, I was hoping
you were trying to bribe us.
617
00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:23,347
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to bribe you.
618
00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:25,366
[Peacemaker] When I was arrested,
619
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:27,643
the cops turned this place upside down
for evidence.
620
00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:30,812
Need some help cleaning up?
621
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:33,105
I guess.
622
00:29:34,191 --> 00:29:35,107
[grunts]
623
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:38,236
So, how did you get out anyway?
I thought you were in prison for life.
624
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,236
It's a secret.
625
00:29:39,237 --> 00:29:41,407
- Dude, I'm your best friend.
- No, you're not.
626
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,369
Well, who's your best friend then?
627
00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:47,704
Someone you met in prison? I knew it.
628
00:29:48,246 --> 00:29:49,831
Dude, it's Eagly, obviously.
629
00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:52,501
Okay, of all people,
who's your best friend?
630
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,713
- I don't even know your secret identity.
- Yeah.
631
00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:57,047
I don't tell you my real identity
for your sake.
632
00:29:57,297 --> 00:30:00,842
I don't want to put a target on you.
People will try to use you to get to me.
633
00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:03,428
- Okay, where does this go?
- With the other tapes.
634
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,440
You think people are going to torture me
to get your secret identity?
635
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:09,351
I am extra special careful
in all my heroic endeavors,
636
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:12,646
which is probably the reason why,
and I don't mean to be a prick,
637
00:30:13,105 --> 00:30:14,856
you went to prison and I didn't.
638
00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:16,733
Where does this go?
639
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:17,901
The CD rack, dude.
640
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:21,655
See, when they put my mugshot up
in the post office,
641
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:23,782
it's just going to be a circle
with a red visor,
642
00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:25,259
and they're going to have to figure out
643
00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:27,494
what my head looks like
based on the shape.
644
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:30,414
And I know I have a bony face
645
00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:32,499
'cause I don't do
face muscle exercises,
646
00:30:32,582 --> 00:30:34,668
but that doesn't cut down very much
on the suspects.
647
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:36,461
Hmm.
648
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:41,633
[laughing] Hey! Holy shit! Look at that!
It's a funny smiley man.
649
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:43,969
Hey, do you want to come over and play?
650
00:30:45,012 --> 00:30:46,388
Man, that's adorable.
651
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:49,391
- Hey, how'd you get out anyway?
- I work for the government, okay?
652
00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:51,226
Post office?
653
00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:54,083
You think they'd fucking
let me out of prison to deliver mail?
654
00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:56,709
I don't know. It was the first
government job I could think of.
655
00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:59,026
Dude, I kill people for them, okay?
656
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,462
I did it down in Corto Maltese,
657
00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:03,206
and now I've got to do it here
in Evergreen.
658
00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:05,407
That's why I'm out,
in exchange for that.
659
00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:07,034
Oh, that's sick!
660
00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:11,955
I... I used to think God put me here
for a purpose, for peace.
661
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,225
I always said I didn't care
how many people
662
00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:16,084
I needed to torture or kill
to get it but...
663
00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:21,697
You know, lately, I just think
I'm a fucking maniac, like...
664
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:25,302
I don't know,
I'm having feelings about things.
665
00:31:27,888 --> 00:31:28,930
Okay.
666
00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:32,726
[sighs]
667
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,228
Do you think I feel good,
668
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,231
when after some dude
does some atrocious act
669
00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:39,733
that I have to kill them?
670
00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:41,442
I don't know.
671
00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:44,696
When I find out someone
murdered an innocent person,
672
00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:48,909
or sold somebody heroin,
or did some graffiti,
673
00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:51,620
and I kill that person
with my bare hands,
674
00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:54,581
their eyeballs
popping out of their skulls,
675
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:58,001
you think that it gives me pleasure?
676
00:31:58,335 --> 00:32:00,629
Phew. No.
677
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,717
Well, it does. [laughs]
678
00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:08,637
It gives you pleasure too, Peacemaker.
679
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,014
That's 'cause we're born killers.
680
00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:15,143
What separates us from other killers
is we only kill bad people.
681
00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,938
Usually. Unless there's a mistake.
682
00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:21,149
Now, do I sound like a fucking maniac?
683
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:27,697
Hey, what do you say we celebrate
you getting out of prison?
684
00:32:27,864 --> 00:32:30,242
No, I have to study the dossier
of the senator I gotta kill.
685
00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:33,870
I've been saving up appliances
ever since you were arrested.
686
00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,959
I've got fire for a heart
687
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,877
I'm not scared of the dark
688
00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:43,421
You've never seen it look so easy
689
00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:45,841
I got a river for a soul
690
00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:47,551
And baby you're a boat
691
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:50,011
Baby you're my only reason
692
00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:53,056
If I didn't have you
There would be nothing left
693
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,226
The shell of a man
Who could never be his best
694
00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:59,729
If I didn't have you
I'd never see the sun
695
00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:04,067
You taught me how to be someone, yeah
696
00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:05,652
[yells]
697
00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:07,195
All my life
You stood by me
698
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:10,115
When no one else was ever behind me
699
00:33:10,907 --> 00:33:13,869
All these lights
They can't blind me
700
00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:15,078
[laughs]
701
00:33:15,162 --> 00:33:17,330
With your love
Nobody can drag me down
702
00:33:17,414 --> 00:33:20,125
All my life
You stood by me
703
00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:23,503
When no one else was ever behind me
704
00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:26,548
All these lights
They can't blind me
705
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:31,386
With your love, nobody can drag me down
706
00:33:31,469 --> 00:33:33,889
[both laughing, yelling]
707
00:33:36,892 --> 00:33:40,228
All my life
You stood by me
708
00:33:40,312 --> 00:33:44,316
With your love
Nobody can drag me down
709
00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:47,777
Nobody, nobody
710
00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:50,864
Nobody can drag me down
711
00:33:52,324 --> 00:33:53,617
Nobody, nobody
712
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,868
Yeah!
713
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:56,912
[Peacemaker] Fuck yeah!
714
00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:58,287
Nobody can drag me down
715
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,208
It's definitely this guy.
716
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,043
It's this guy.
717
00:34:03,335 --> 00:34:04,377
[both] Are you sure?
718
00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:05,461
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
719
00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:12,427
Jesus Christ, you again?
720
00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:16,431
August Smith, you're under arrest
for the murder of Annie Sturphausen.
721
00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:18,600
I don't even know who the fuck that is!
722
00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:20,852
Get the fuck off me!
723
00:34:24,481 --> 00:34:25,481
Fuck you!
724
00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:28,068
[laughs]
725
00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:32,280
- Go fuck yourself, old man!
- [laughs]
726
00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:35,325
I'm ready to crash and burn
727
00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:38,870
Sold you karma for some moolah
728
00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:42,249
Pretty ugly and pretty young
729
00:34:42,332 --> 00:34:46,253
I smelled you hookah
And follow your mantra
730
00:34:46,336 --> 00:34:48,296
Crash-ing, fly-ing...
731
00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:53,550
Keeya...
732
00:34:55,929 --> 00:35:00,016
You know that I'm going to be working
some weird hours.
733
00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:03,979
And I was thinking
maybe you and the fur kids...
734
00:35:04,729 --> 00:35:05,855
Well, you know.
735
00:35:08,024 --> 00:35:09,317
No, I don't know.
736
00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:13,989
[exhales sharply]
737
00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:16,324
Boots on rocks off
738
00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:19,411
It's not that big of a deal.
739
00:35:20,078 --> 00:35:22,330
[imperceptible conversation]
740
00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:32,132
All this work for a one night stand
741
00:35:32,382 --> 00:35:35,885
Learning my role
Or kamasutra
742
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,012
Amber?
743
00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:39,347
Got no jingle
You know myjam
744
00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:43,101
I fuckin' rocket ride
With his married bride
745
00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:47,314
Crash-ing, fly-ing
746
00:35:47,397 --> 00:35:48,857
White trash...
747
00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:49,941
No.
748
00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:52,193
I can't believe
they legalized that shit.
749
00:35:52,902 --> 00:35:54,112
More for me.
750
00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:58,158
Three years ago, I would have
shot both of you in the face for that.
751
00:36:01,786 --> 00:36:06,124
Goddamn barrel is smokin'
Rattle and rollin'
752
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,501
[chiming]
753
00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:14,174
Goddamn barrel is smokin'
Rattle and rollin'
754
00:36:19,512 --> 00:36:20,513
What the fuck?
755
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:21,931
Dude.
756
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,933
Holy fuck!
757
00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:38,758
[imperceptible conversation]
758
00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:40,784
You got to burn that card
before the river.
759
00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:43,628
Dude, how many times I got to teach you
how to play this fucking game?
760
00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:47,374
Dude, seriously, you piss me off.
761
00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,084
Holy shit!
762
00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:51,669
Look who it is.
763
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:13,358
That's my spot between 5:00 and 7:00
during winter.
764
00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:16,778
The fuck you talking about, old timer?
765
00:37:18,029 --> 00:37:19,239
Ever heard of sunset?
766
00:37:19,364 --> 00:37:21,199
That light there
comes in through that window,
767
00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:25,412
and I like the feel of it on my skin,
so fucking move.
768
00:37:26,204 --> 00:37:28,164
[scoffs] Yeah?
769
00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:29,582
And if I don't?
770
00:37:31,709 --> 00:37:32,710
Guess.
771
00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:51,980
Fuck it.
772
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,732
I ain't dying for this seat.
773
00:37:56,484 --> 00:37:57,652
[chuckles]
774
00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:01,322
[sighs]
775
00:38:14,627 --> 00:38:16,880
I thought we sent capes
over to Arkham or Belle Reve.
776
00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:19,132
System's overcrowded.
777
00:38:19,924 --> 00:38:21,718
He'll have to stay here
through his trial.
778
00:38:25,263 --> 00:38:26,306
All hail
779
00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,475
the White Dragon!
780
00:38:29,392 --> 00:38:33,396
[all] Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
781
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,191
Hail! Hail! Hail!
782
00:38:36,274 --> 00:38:39,861
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
783
00:38:40,069 --> 00:38:43,781
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
784
00:38:44,073 --> 00:38:47,535
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
785
00:38:47,744 --> 00:38:50,413
Hail! Hail! Hail!
786
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,740
It's definitely not the hot guy.
787
00:40:08,408 --> 00:40:11,744
- Fuck you, Amber!
- Eat me, Evan!
788
00:40:15,665 --> 00:40:17,292
- This guy.
- Okay.
789
00:40:17,834 --> 00:40:19,002
Can I keep this one?
790
00:40:20,753 --> 00:40:21,754
Sure.
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