All language subtitles for One On One s03e14 Its a Mad Hip Hop World

See, all we have to do is take I -95 to
64 East, and we're in Virginia Beach.

Brianna, do you really think your dad is
going to let you take a road trip to

Hip Hopalooza?

Of course he will, as soon as he sees
how prepared I am.

Oh, look.

Girl, there's a West Virginia, too.

Oh, here he comes. Watch me work.

Oh, hey, Daddy.

Oh, nice shirt. You look great.

I think I should nominate you for one of
Baltimore's 50 Most Beautiful.

Just Baltimore?

Oh, my bad. I mean all of Maryland and
West Virginia.

Mediocre compliments.

Arnaz avoiding eye contact.

Spirit smiling like she doesn't know she
has something in her teeth.

Girl, what you want?

Okay, we want to drive down to Virginia
Beach for the Hip Hoppalooza. It's the

best hip hop concert of the year.
They're still cleaning up the city from

year's.

Everyone's going to be there, Mr.
Washington.

Angie Stone, Floor Tree, Avant.

And we're so prepared, we even joined
that driving club.

Ah.

What were you talking about?

You know, A -A -A.

Ah.

Triple A's an acronym.

No, no, no, no, no. It's not just in
Ohio. It's nationwide.

You are too young and too challenged for
a road trip.

But Danny, you used to drive down to
Virginia Beach all the time. You make me

look at all those stupid, I mean,
memorable photo albums.

But I went with my family. My dad drove.
He turned those road trips into magic.

But, Daddy, I need those magical
memories, too.

Where are my pictures of me eating fried
dough and riding a teacup wishing I

hadn't eaten fried dough?

You know what, Brianna?

You're right. We should have those
memories.

Sing -alongs, naming farm animals,
seeing how long you can go before you

pee.

I'll tell you what. We're all going on a
road trip. Hip!

You do realize she's coming with us.

I know. I'm trying to cover the tears.

every travel game I could find in my
mama's basement.

Travel Boggle, Travel Scrabble, and
Travel Twister.

That's my favorite.

Right hand, booty.

Flex, you're only going to Virginia
Beach. What do you need all these games

Candy, I'm trying to create fond and
loving memories that will last a

I said hurry up, I will leave without
you.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, Arnaz.

This bag looks over the limit.

All right.

Half an inch under my size requirements.

Looks like someone just earned
themselves a travel star!

Travel stars?

Wow, Daddy, that is so cool.

Okay, you sit in the front with him.

All right, now I made copies of the
schedule just like my dad used to do. I

snack time, game time, and schedule
stops.

Oh, you hear that?

Time to hit the road.

It says right here, 12 o 'clock, depart.

And a 1201 regret.

Cheetos!

What are you doing, Daddy?

Slug bug red.

Oh, what was that for? A red bull
swagging bug. Every time you see one,

punch. Slug bug yellow.

Ooh,

130. It's time for the trivia game.

Okay, who can tell me where the
Emancipation Proclamation was signed?

At the bottom.

No, at the White House, silly. Look at
you, just wasting all that freedom.

Okay, okay, here's one. The dogwood is
the official flower for what state?

The state of boredom.

Part of all your games.

The Civil War games, Slugbug, name that,
Roadkill.

Nobody cares about that stuff.

I do, sweetie. I'm trying to give you a
family memory.

You know, sometimes an experience like
this isn't appreciated until you're

older. You have to cherish these
moments, baby girl.

Yeah, well, so far, this has been the
most boring 12 hours of my life. It's

been an hour and a half.

Oh, my God, you brought us into a time
warp.

All right, now, you keep talking like
that, I'm going to drop you on the side

the road with no shoes.

That'll be more fun than a bonus round
of count the cows.

Yeah, that was whack.

Slug bug. Great.

Ow!

I'm going to the back to listen to my
CDs.

It's dangerous up here. Man, fine,
listen to your music. Have your store

fun. I'll play by myself.

One cow, two cow, three cow.

Ooh, pigs.

One pig.

two, pick, three, pick.

Oh, hey, baby.

Your diabetic Dwayne needs his candy.

This article says the five keys to a
healthy relationship are one, listen to

your partner.

I hear you loud and clear, partner.

Two,

be honest with your partner. You are
turning me on.

Honestly.

Be dependable.

Baby, you can count on me to take off
these shoes, and then I'll start

on you.

Four, never lose the spontaneity. Always
surprise your partner. Boo!

Girl.

And five, make sure you and your partner
have a real emotional connection and

not just physical. Enjoy each other's
company without using sex as a crutch.

What?

What does this magazine know anyways?

I mean, it's only good for the free
perfume samples.

Ooh, I'm obsessed.

Dwayne, baby, do you think we're using
sex as a substitute for real intimacy?

Oh, baby, of course not.

I mean, we have a great relationship.

Well, then let's do it.

That's what I'm talking about, Daryl.
Come here, give me some of that.

No, let's go the rest of the weekend
without having sex.

What, both of us?

Dwayne, I'm serious.

Now, I love you, baby, and I know you
love me, too.

So let's just prove to each other that
there's more to our relationship than

just sex.

Yeah, baby, yeah. That's a brilliant
idea.

Good, baby.

So if you'll excuse me, I'm just going
to go back there and take off all my

clothes and take a hot shower and get
all...

Pruney and ashy.

Just like you like it.

I'm still not having sex with you.

Oh, shoot.

Tell me, I'm not fun.

How do people who aren't even old enough
to vote know what fun is?

Coming up, more on the rainstorm that's
going to pound the East Coast. But

first, a word from our sponsor.

Hey, slow down, Halle Berry. The posted
speed limit is 65.

Oh, come on, left foot. You want to
pass, pass.

Hey, you're driving too slow.

Slow, brother.

Hey, wait a minute.

It's Angie Stone.

The poetry.

Hey, guys, wake up.

Oh, I get it. I'm not fun. Well, sleep
on, sleepyhead.

Nice story you got there.

Does it have a gas pedal?

No offense, but in this country, we
drive on the right side of the road and

the laws.

Darling, you drive like my grand.

Hello, babe.

That's a bloody bummer, isn't it?

That's what you get.

You speeder.

I see that your wit is as slow as your
driving, sweetheart.

My wit? You see my wit in your rearview
mirror. How about that?

What? Low gas?

My schedule stops until King's Dominion.

Guess I gotta call Ah.

Man, shoot, no service.

Oh, there's a gas station.

Yeah, I can walk that.

Hey, Brianna, wake up.

Brianna, I'm gonna go down the road and
get some gas and I'll be right back,

okay? Yeah, whatever, Daddy.

Daddy, can't you see I'm trying to play
the sleeping game?

Fine. With that attitude, Someone just
lost their travel star.

Hey.

Hey, guys. Why am I moving?

Hey, guys, wake up. Wake up.

Rihanna, where's your dad?

My dad?

I don't know. Where is he? You know,
this is going to leave us on the side of

the road.

I didn't see your dad anywhere.

Oh, my God, oh, my God. He left us on
the side of the road.

Like an old mattress, like roadkill,
like the rest of NSYNC.

No, Patagrella, just call him on your
phone. Oh, okay.

Oh, no, service, oh, Lord. We stranded
the highway hooligans. Go get them.

Brianna, you forget. I'm with you. I'm
not going to let anything happen to you.

Oh, my God, it's the hooligans.

Yeah,

me too.

You know, I'm a mixed brother.

Half soul, half rock.

Half a brain.

Where's my daddy? Where's my daddy?

Look, your dad and I got into a race.

Probably ran out of gas.

And our Betty's up ahead at the gas
station.

Be happy to give the kids a lift.

Wait, wait, wait. My daddy said never to
get in the car with strangers.

Look, I don't know about you, but I'm
getting out the car.

Yeah, me too.

Please find my chest.

When I get to that gas station and see
my daddy, I'm going to have a few words

for him.

Can't believe he left me on the side of
the road with Eddie and Ut.

Just wait until he sees me pulling up in
a limo with Floetry and Angie Stone.

That's Angie Stone and Floetry.

You know, I'm a musician, too.

Oh, for real? What you play, dog?

Obviously something really heavy.

You should hear me play the French horn.
Oui, oui.

Actually, we're English, love.

Hey, here's the gas station.

Come on, Arnaz, let's go get them.

Can't believe my daddy got me something.

Oh, yeah.

So, do you like your English muffins
light or dark? Because I go both ways.

That's cute. That's nice.

Arnaz, come with me.

Would I pick you up a little something,
ladies?

A trail mix?

It's mine.

I can't believe my daddy would do this
to me.

Sweetie, any father down enough to bring
his daughter and her friends to a

concert with moi at the headliner
wouldn't abandon you. Why didn't we just

his games? Would a simple round of slug
bug have killed us?

Yes. Slug bug.

Oh, you have to see one?

That's not how we play it in London.

Okay, you know what? Enough of the stud
bug. My daddy is out there somewhere. We

have to find him. So maybe your father
went the other way to go and get gas,

is that the truck right now waiting on
you? I mean, like you said, Brianna,

he'll be really surprised if you pull up
in the limo with Floetry and Angie

Stone. I mean, I'm sorry, Angie Stone
and Floetry.

How's your mom?

Oh, she's good. Yeah, she's good.
Thanks. Thanks for asking.

How's yours?

Good, good.

Real good.

So have we proven we're friends

yet?

Come on, Dwayne.

Now I know there's more to our
relationship besides sex, and baby, I

to explore that other side.

All right, Dora the Explorer.

I'm just going to order a pizza.

Get it with pepperoni bell peppers. And
extra cheese.

And maybe we should get an order of...
Breadsticks.

With a side of marinara salsa.

And what's dinner without dessert?

Chocolate peanut butter ice cream.

Oh, baby, we do have other stuff
incoming besides sex. We have food.

Oh, Dwayne, baby, well, we have Israel.
Baby, that's what I've been trying to

tell you.

I don't need some magazine to tell me
that we're perfect together.

Come here.

Cherry lip gloss?

I'm thinking I want my candy before
dinner.

This is the spot. Where's the truck?

Yo, man, somebody stole it.

Man, they were quick in the sticks.

This isn't funny, Arnaz. My dad left me.

That might be normal for you, but for
me, it's my first time.

Don't worry, baby.

He'll turn up, and this will all be a
funny memory one day. If I ever see him

again, that's all he ever wanted for me
is fun memories.

But then I became a road diva.

Honey, you ain't seen a road diva until
you've been on tour with Mariah Carey.

Or so I heard.

How's everything, you tall glass of
chocolate milk?

I just got here.

Oh, here's your change.

How was everything, you tall glass of
chocolate milk?

I said I just got here.

Oh, my bad. I have short -term memory
loss.

I've tried everything.

Acupuncture, medication, hypnotherapy,
acupuncture.

So what can I get you?

What I need is a payphone.

Oh, we got one right over there.

Call whoever you want.

I'll give you my phone number if I can
remember it.

Oh, snap.

You're Avon.

What's up, man? I'm a big fan.

Read your mind. That's the cut, man. You
mind if I get an autograph after I make

this phone call? Yeah, but I'm waiting
on a phone call.

I'll be quick.

I lost the signal on my cell phone. I
need to call the police about my

I hear you, dog, but I'm waiting on a
phone call from my personal groomer.

I'm thinking, man, should I use Sporting
Waves or Murray's?

I say Sporting Waves.

Hey,

man, I said I'm waiting on a phone call,
man. I'm having hair issues. Man,

you're going to have medical issues if
you don't let me call my son.

What do you use?

Man, leave me alone.

chocolate. Haven't seen you in these
parts before.

Oh, nice smile.

All those teeth.

What am I going to do?

I've lost my daughter.

I've done that. But don't worry, they
always come back.

You don't understand.

All I was trying to do was give her some
family memories, but instead I took her

on the worst road trip ever.

Because of my stubbornness, I'll never
get to see her smile again, never get to

hear her laugh.

Never hear her sweet voice.

Daddy? There it is.

Hey. Rihanna, oh, baby, I thought I lost
you. I'm sorry.

Oh, Daddy, please forgive me. I was such
a brat earlier. From now on, I'll play

any game you want me to.

Slug bug yellow.

It's the loving version.

Baby, I'm sorry. This was your road
trip.

I should have been more flexible.

Don't worry about it, Daddy.

The concert's been watched out. We heard
it on the radio. The whole boardwalk is

flooded. Oh, that's too bad.

You girls will love me and my thong.

Okay, kids, my bad.

We went through all this trouble, and
you don't even get to go to the concert.

Don't worry, Mr. Washington. We got to
ride in the limo with Floyd Train and

Andrew Stone.

Andrew Stone and Floyd Train.

Yep, and that's a once -in -a -lifetime
memory.

Hey, I got an idea for another memory.

You're the one that I want now, baby.

You're the one that gave me your heart.

Cause you mean everything to me. I want
to be where you are.

Said I want to be where you are.

Said I want to be where you are. She
said we all go talk a liquor. We all go

sing a liquor. But try and know the info
will always choose the second.

You're so lucky you have such a good
day. You must be the apple of his eye.

Yeah, he's our apple.

What was that for?

Giving me a memory.

Uh, milkshake for everybody.

She ain't gonna remember.

Love you too, Netta.