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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,346 --> 00:00:03,762 [ARROWS WHOOSHING] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:13,668 [BRIGHT, WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 5 00:00:39,315 --> 00:00:41,558 [WOMAN] Hello, hello, hello! 6 00:00:41,593 --> 00:00:43,008 Welcome to the show where we talk 7 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,837 about all the stuff in marriages 8 00:00:44,872 --> 00:00:46,391 that no one else will, 9 00:00:46,425 --> 00:00:48,738 and usually in a graphic manner. 10 00:00:48,772 --> 00:00:52,569 I'm your loyal host, Gill, with a G, Langer, 11 00:00:52,604 --> 00:00:55,055 and I will be your guide on this journey 12 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,573 of self-discovery. 13 00:00:56,608 --> 00:00:59,266 We have one of our favorite guests joining us. 14 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:02,269 [LAUGHING] She's definitely one of my favorites. 15 00:01:02,303 --> 00:01:03,994 You know her. You love her. 16 00:01:04,029 --> 00:01:06,549 That's right, folks. Dr. Greta. 17 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:08,413 She is back to teach us 18 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:10,932 how to talk dirty in the bedroom. 19 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:12,072 [MOANS] 20 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:14,281 And can I just say that I am so ready? 21 00:01:14,315 --> 00:01:17,111 Because if I have to have any more scheduled sex 22 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:18,768 in order to make a baby, 23 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:21,253 somebody's gonna lose their fucking mind, 24 00:01:21,288 --> 00:01:23,083 and that someone is me. 25 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:26,051 [MOANING] Make me your little fucking cum slut. 26 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,639 [JACK] Oh my God. 27 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:30,159 -[GILL, ECHOING] Yeah! -[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 28 00:01:31,298 --> 00:01:33,231 [BUZZING] 29 00:01:38,512 --> 00:01:39,961 [BILLIARD BALLS CLACK] 30 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,595 [SNAKE HISSING] 31 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:02,605 [MOANING] ...fucking me. Oh, fuck! 32 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:05,780 [JACK AND GILL MOANING INTENSELY] 33 00:02:05,815 --> 00:02:08,300 [MOANING SLOWS, LAUGHING] 34 00:02:08,335 --> 00:02:10,613 [JACK] If that didn't make a baby, I don't know what will. 35 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:12,339 That was good, right? 36 00:02:12,373 --> 00:02:13,581 [EXHALES] 37 00:02:13,616 --> 00:02:15,342 It was, uh... 38 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:16,550 [LAUGHS] 39 00:02:16,584 --> 00:02:18,966 That dirty talk was new. 40 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,348 Yeah, I learned it from the sexologist 41 00:02:21,382 --> 00:02:23,453 that we had on the show last week. 42 00:02:23,488 --> 00:02:24,972 What'd you think? 43 00:02:25,352 --> 00:02:27,733 -I think, uh... -[GIGGLES] 44 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,666 ...a sexologist is 45 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:30,978 not a real thing. 46 00:02:31,668 --> 00:02:32,911 -[LAUGHS] -Hey! 47 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:35,810 It totally is too a real profession. 48 00:02:35,845 --> 00:02:37,467 -Oh yeah? [LAUGHS] -[GROANS] 49 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:39,020 [LONG SIGH] 50 00:02:39,055 --> 00:02:41,161 What'd she major in in school? 51 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,334 Doggy style? 52 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:45,372 Yeah, probably cunnilingus and other things. 53 00:02:45,406 --> 00:02:46,545 [LAUGHS] 54 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,064 [SIGHS] Okay. 55 00:02:48,547 --> 00:02:50,170 [BEEPS] 56 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,310 January 13th, 57 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:54,760 three-ish. 58 00:02:54,795 --> 00:02:58,143 Jack has been consumed with sex to get pregnant, 59 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,559 so I thought I would spice it up a little bit 60 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:02,009 with some dirty talk 61 00:03:02,043 --> 00:03:06,358 courtesy of Dr. Greta from episode 24. 62 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:09,534 I thought it was hot. 63 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:11,674 Jack seemed a little confused. 64 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:14,332 Not confused. The only confusing part was 65 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:15,885 how my wife of 20 years 66 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:17,714 turned into a cum slut. 67 00:03:17,749 --> 00:03:20,510 Jack is normally a little more... 68 00:03:20,545 --> 00:03:22,340 -reserved in bed. -Gill! 69 00:03:22,374 --> 00:03:24,790 Can you wrap it up? They're gonna be here any minute. 70 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:27,241 It's my job. I'll be done in a second. 71 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:30,210 -[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] -[SHOWER RUNNING] 72 00:03:30,762 --> 00:03:33,282 [GILL GASPS] Oh! Shit, that's hot. 73 00:03:33,316 --> 00:03:34,559 Don't burn your pussy. 74 00:03:34,593 --> 00:03:36,733 Oh, too late. 75 00:03:37,424 --> 00:03:38,908 Hey, what are you doing? 76 00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:41,566 Huh? What are you talking about? 77 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,257 Where is the outfit? 78 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,052 Oh, I'm not wearing that. 79 00:03:45,086 --> 00:03:46,571 No, Jack... 80 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:48,228 -You promised. -[JACK SCOFFS] 81 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,574 I'll look ridiculous. 82 00:03:49,608 --> 00:03:51,092 No, you won't. 83 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,579 You'll look hot. 84 00:03:54,613 --> 00:03:56,305 -[SMACKS] -[JACK SIGHS] 85 00:03:57,651 --> 00:03:59,411 [JACK] You think the chef heard us? 86 00:03:59,446 --> 00:04:02,138 [GILL SCOFFS] No way! This house is huge! 87 00:04:03,173 --> 00:04:05,555 You're walking so fast. I can't move in these things. 88 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:09,421 [GILL] Now you know how I feel when I wear Spanx. 89 00:04:09,456 --> 00:04:10,940 [SIGHS] Beauty is pain, baby. 90 00:04:10,974 --> 00:04:12,942 [JACK] How do people wear these? 91 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,462 [GROANS] 92 00:04:15,496 --> 00:04:17,878 [LEATHER STRETCHING] 93 00:04:17,912 --> 00:04:20,087 [GROANS] Look like... 94 00:04:20,121 --> 00:04:22,848 Enrique Iglesias's accountant. 95 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:25,713 Okay, let's just get a quick selfie... 96 00:04:25,748 --> 00:04:28,129 -Oh, yeah. -...in front of the sign. 97 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:30,304 Oh, wait a minute, hold on. Let me just get this. 98 00:04:30,339 --> 00:04:32,686 -A little... There we go. -What are you doing? 99 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,997 -No! -No, come on. 100 00:04:34,032 --> 00:04:35,689 They want us together wearing their shit, 101 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:37,035 looking hot, so... 102 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,623 Oh, you can't post this, sweetie. 103 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:39,727 Yes, I have to post this, sweetie. 104 00:04:39,762 --> 00:04:41,142 No, no, no. 105 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:42,627 Come on, just give me one. Give me one good one. 106 00:04:42,661 --> 00:04:44,801 -I know you got it in you. -My students are gonna see. 107 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:47,908 -Looking great. Crushing it. -All right, you got it. 108 00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:50,773 Okay, which one do you like? 109 00:04:50,807 --> 00:04:52,464 Uh... what? 110 00:04:52,499 --> 00:04:53,810 This one. Great? 111 00:04:53,845 --> 00:04:54,811 -Great. -Yes? Loving it. 112 00:04:54,846 --> 00:04:56,088 -Do it. -Okay, fine. 113 00:04:56,123 --> 00:04:57,158 Thought you were taking the night off. 114 00:04:57,193 --> 00:04:58,815 I am gonna take the night off. 115 00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:00,679 I just, you know, the night hasn't started yet, 116 00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:02,957 and I need to post a photo really quickly. 117 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:04,890 -Right. -Posting... 118 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:07,479 I have to do this really quickly. 119 00:05:07,514 --> 00:05:09,170 Happy birthday. Posted. 120 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:12,691 -There you are. -Hi. 121 00:05:12,726 --> 00:05:15,660 Just wanted to have a, you know, moment 122 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:18,318 just with my beautiful wife. 123 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,009 [GIGGLING] 124 00:05:20,389 --> 00:05:22,114 You know what I was thinking about today? 125 00:05:22,149 --> 00:05:24,703 -What? -When I first saw you, 126 00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:26,878 20 years ago, 127 00:05:26,912 --> 00:05:28,638 across the bar at the El Sombrero... 128 00:05:28,673 --> 00:05:29,846 Oh! 129 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:33,160 ...and how I knew right away 130 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:35,818 that in 20 years, 131 00:05:35,852 --> 00:05:37,509 I would still be looking at you. 132 00:05:37,544 --> 00:05:39,373 Oh my God! 133 00:05:39,787 --> 00:05:42,894 Twenty years! Can you believe it? 134 00:05:43,515 --> 00:05:44,689 Yeah, 135 00:05:44,723 --> 00:05:45,828 I can, 136 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:46,863 'cause I love you. 137 00:05:46,898 --> 00:05:48,175 [CLICKS TONGUE] 138 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:49,210 I love you. 139 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:54,526 -Happy birthday. -Happy birthday. 140 00:05:54,561 --> 00:05:55,665 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 141 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,046 God... 142 00:05:57,426 --> 00:05:59,704 that was so sweet. 143 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:02,085 I mean, I'm just a great guy. 144 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:05,226 -Can you do that again? -What do you mean? 145 00:06:06,262 --> 00:06:08,195 -What? -For the birthday episode? 146 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:10,024 -Gilly... -Come on, just a quick video. 147 00:06:10,059 --> 00:06:12,372 -The moment has passed. -That was beautiful, honey. 148 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:14,028 -Please. I want to record it. -It was a real thing. 149 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:15,892 I want everybody to see how wonderful that was. 150 00:06:15,927 --> 00:06:17,756 -I gotta brush my teeth. -What? 151 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:20,207 Didn't you just brush your teeth? 152 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:22,105 [INHALING] 153 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,799 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 154 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:29,941 [GROANS] 155 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,152 [SIGHS] 156 00:06:46,751 --> 00:06:48,097 [UNZIPPING] 157 00:06:50,271 --> 00:06:52,550 -[CYMBAL CRASHES] -[MUSIC STOPS] 158 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:57,451 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 159 00:07:02,111 --> 00:07:04,251 [COUGHING, SPITTING] 160 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:08,255 [COUGHING] 161 00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:13,087 What the fuck? 162 00:07:13,122 --> 00:07:14,572 -Hello? -Oh, God. Oh, God. 163 00:07:14,606 --> 00:07:16,919 Is this a surprise party? You know I hate surprises. 164 00:07:16,953 --> 00:07:18,438 No, I would not do that to you. 165 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:21,406 -I know. -They're supposed to be here. 166 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,580 Hey, we should, uh, 167 00:07:22,614 --> 00:07:24,651 we should try not to overshare tonight, okay? 168 00:07:24,685 --> 00:07:26,307 Oh, by "we," you mean "me"? 169 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:27,930 Yes, I mean you, you silly little... 170 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:28,896 -Do I? -Mm-hmm. 171 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:30,035 [LAUGHING] 172 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:31,312 -You know what I hate? -No. 173 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:32,486 Patio furniture. 174 00:07:32,521 --> 00:07:33,798 -This is perfect. -Why is there no furniture? 175 00:07:33,832 --> 00:07:35,109 -Oh, guys! -[LAUGHTER] 176 00:07:35,144 --> 00:07:36,456 [SCREAMS, LAUGHS] 177 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:37,767 -Hi! -Happy birthday! 178 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:38,768 Oh my God! 179 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:40,080 It's so good to see you. 180 00:07:40,114 --> 00:07:41,806 -Happy birthday. -[LAUGHING] 181 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:42,979 You guys look so great. 182 00:07:43,014 --> 00:07:44,118 -Thank you for coming. -You too. 183 00:07:44,153 --> 00:07:45,913 Come on in. [LAUGHS] 184 00:07:45,948 --> 00:07:47,812 -Wow! -Do you love it? 185 00:07:47,846 --> 00:07:49,848 Oh! Got brick? 186 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:52,644 [GILL] I know. We got so much brick. 187 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:54,025 Where did you find this place? 188 00:07:54,059 --> 00:07:56,959 I found it through this incredible rental company, 189 00:07:56,993 --> 00:07:59,789 and the show gave me a stipend for the party. 190 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:01,032 What?! Wow! 191 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:02,861 The podcast must be doing really well. 192 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:05,001 -Yeah. -Congratulations. [LAUGHS] 193 00:08:05,036 --> 00:08:07,038 -[SCREAMING] -Oh, God! 194 00:08:07,072 --> 00:08:09,212 -Oh! -Oh, boy! Come here! 195 00:08:09,937 --> 00:08:12,664 What?! Look at this... Let me... Oh. 196 00:08:12,699 --> 00:08:15,874 -[JACK] Hey, guys. -Hugging royalty. Look at you. 197 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:17,842 Wow. Happy birthday, Jack. 198 00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:19,015 [JACK] Thank you. 199 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,534 -What's up, guys? -[GILL] Tell him. 200 00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:22,985 -He looks good, right? -Incredible color, confidence. 201 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:24,676 Look at the leather pants. 202 00:08:24,711 --> 00:08:26,195 Oh... I can see your penis. 203 00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:28,024 -Oh. -There it is. Right there. 204 00:08:28,059 --> 00:08:29,336 Slightly to the right 205 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:30,993 and, uh, presenting the appetizers. 206 00:08:31,027 --> 00:08:32,615 Oh, hello. [LAUGHS] 207 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:34,997 How many cows died to create these pants? 208 00:08:35,031 --> 00:08:37,344 No, they're actually vegan leather. 209 00:08:37,378 --> 00:08:39,173 Oh, good, 'cause I'm lactose-intolerant. 210 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:41,175 Here, just give it a feel. Like... 211 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:43,557 -Come on. Step into my hand. -It's so real. 212 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:45,179 -Who wants a drink? -Let's get a drink. 213 00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:46,526 [GILL] Let's get a drink. 214 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,149 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 215 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,841 -Look at this spread! -I know, it's great, right? 216 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:53,705 -May I? Thank you. -Yes. 217 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,017 I cannot believe we're 40! 218 00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:56,536 Oh, I know! 219 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,054 I look so young though. 220 00:08:58,089 --> 00:09:00,229 -You do. -Isn't it freaky? 221 00:09:00,263 --> 00:09:02,231 Is there a, uh, is there a restroom I could use? 222 00:09:02,265 --> 00:09:03,888 Yes, just inside to the left. 223 00:09:03,922 --> 00:09:05,130 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 224 00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:08,444 You guys have been together longer than you've been apart. 225 00:09:08,478 --> 00:09:10,860 -No, I know, it's true. -Now we're starting a family. 226 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:12,759 -[GASPS] You're pregnant? -Oh... 227 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,761 No. No, no, no, no, no. Not yet. 228 00:09:14,795 --> 00:09:16,417 -Oh. -We're trying though. 229 00:09:16,452 --> 00:09:19,351 -Oh, that's amazing. -Mm-hmm. It is amazing. 230 00:09:19,386 --> 00:09:21,975 You guys have been together for a really long time. 231 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:23,459 -Yeah. -What's your secret? 232 00:09:23,493 --> 00:09:25,081 Well, we're open. 233 00:09:25,116 --> 00:09:27,152 Uh, we weren't always open. It's kinda newish. 234 00:09:27,187 --> 00:09:29,845 Well... [MUTTERING] When Ish had cancer, 235 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:32,261 he wasn't feeling that sexy, so he was like, you know, 236 00:09:32,295 --> 00:09:33,573 "Please, go get your needs met," 237 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,298 and, you know, I did, and then... [LAUGHS] 238 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,714 When he got healthier, I was like, 239 00:09:36,748 --> 00:09:38,750 "You should go partake as well, because you have 240 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:40,787 a lot of kinks that I don't have the endurance for." 241 00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:43,099 Does that make sense? I was like, "Get out there." 242 00:09:43,134 --> 00:09:44,238 But we have a lot of rules. 243 00:09:44,273 --> 00:09:45,930 January to May, we are not open. 244 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:47,276 That's cuffing season. 245 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,105 We can't be in a state where our mothers live. 246 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,245 [ISH] The bathroom has a bidet! 247 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,662 I mean, I didn't use it. I just... [CLEARS THROAT] 248 00:09:53,696 --> 00:09:55,595 -[LAUGHS] -What'd I miss? 249 00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:58,528 They are starting a family. 250 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:02,740 [GROANS] 251 00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,121 [GROANS] 252 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:06,433 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 253 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:07,607 [GROANS] 254 00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:17,582 Well, well, well, if it isn't the one and only Mo. 255 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,170 Wow! Logan! 256 00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:21,621 I had no idea you would be here. 257 00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:25,107 -Yes, you did. -Yeah, I did. 258 00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:31,113 -How you doin'? -Great. 259 00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:32,321 -Yeah? -Yeah. You? 260 00:10:33,046 --> 00:10:34,564 I'm great. 261 00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:36,636 [COUGHING] 262 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:39,086 Are you drunk? 263 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,710 Yeah... pre-partied a little. 264 00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:46,335 -What? -Did you get your... 265 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:47,647 Did you get your nose pierced? 266 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:52,168 No! I mean, yes, but, like, many years ago. 267 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:53,653 It's cute. 268 00:10:54,377 --> 00:10:55,689 Vodka? 269 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,035 Your favorite. 270 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,899 Yeah, when I was 20. Get that outta here. 271 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:00,142 [LOGAN LAUGHS] 272 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:01,488 I can't believe you. 273 00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:04,111 -You look, uh... -[MO SIGHS] 274 00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:06,182 You look healthy. 275 00:11:06,217 --> 00:11:08,012 -"Healthy"? -Yeah. 276 00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:10,359 Am I a dairy cow? 277 00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:13,500 -NPO Sunday, surgery Monday. -That is too long. It's risky. 278 00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:15,019 Plan is for left awake frontotemporal... 279 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,642 Fine, just try not to waste any more of the breast milk. 280 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,609 -[MAN] Okay, thank you. -[WOMAN] Sorry? 281 00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:21,957 -[MAN] Bye-bye. -[WOMAN] Lana? Hello? 282 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:23,165 Hello? 283 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:24,684 You're cutting out. 284 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,685 [SIGHS] 285 00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:31,932 You all right? 286 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,554 Yeah. Fine. 287 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:37,179 Try to have a bit of fun. 288 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:39,560 I will. 289 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,528 Um, let's try not to have too much fun 290 00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:43,530 because we do need to leave at five tomorrow morning 291 00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:44,945 to be back in time for Rocco. 292 00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:49,156 Sorry, what was that? I just got lost in those... 293 00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:51,055 gray-green eyes of yours. 294 00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:55,093 God, you are B-E-A-utiful, aren't you? 295 00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,026 -Sam... -Stunning. 296 00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:58,027 Stop it. 297 00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:00,202 Can't, but I think I-- 298 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:02,100 -No, stop it. -Okay, okay, okay, okay. 299 00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:04,309 -They're waiting for us. -Don't be silly now. 300 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:07,381 [ALL SHOUTING, LAUGHING] 301 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,107 Oh, shit, is that Logan?! 302 00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:11,006 In the flesh, baby! 303 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,076 [LAUGHING] 304 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,871 I forgot about that! 305 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:16,252 -Hey, Penelope. -Mo! 306 00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:18,323 -Hi, how are you? -Just really brilliant. 307 00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:19,600 -Thank you. Yeah. -Great. 308 00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:21,948 -How are you? -Great. Yeah. 309 00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,121 That's great. 310 00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:25,054 -Where's Ben? -Oh, he, uh, 311 00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:26,538 he couldn't make it. 312 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:27,919 You know, he's working on Senator Bishop's campaign. 313 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:31,371 So he's, uh, he's in New Orleans or Baton Rouge. 314 00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:33,131 Somewhere in Louisiana, that's all I know. 315 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,754 -Do you ever see each other? -You know, 316 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,791 healthy relationships do not actually require proximity. 317 00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:39,379 Good sex does. 318 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,933 I'm gonna text Gill 'cause I don't know where they are. 319 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,350 How are you anyway, Logan? How's the band? 320 00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:47,939 Good. Good, yeah. You know, we're between tours. 321 00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:51,736 Between tours. That's so cool that you're still touring! 322 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,118 I think I heard your shit on the oldies station 323 00:12:54,152 --> 00:12:55,326 the other day. 324 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,604 -Yacht Rock Radio. -That's horseshit. 325 00:12:57,638 --> 00:12:58,847 [LAUGHING] 326 00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:00,780 -Oh, hello. -Hi. 327 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:02,920 Have we met? 328 00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:04,507 Oh, shit. Uh, Penelope. 329 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,337 Yeah, I got this. I got this. Go ahead. 330 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,614 Logan, Penelope. 331 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:10,962 This is my beautiful wife, Penelope. 332 00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:13,620 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 333 00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:16,174 -Pleasure. -Pleasure's all mine. 334 00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,314 [SAM] We all went to college together. 335 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:21,145 All of us, and then you, Jack, and I roomed together 336 00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:22,387 freshman, sophomore year. 337 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:23,664 -Yeah, roomie. -Till he went off 338 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,563 to become a famous rock star, as you do. 339 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,289 -[LOGAN] Look at me now. -You and Mo 340 00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:28,531 dated each other for a while. 341 00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:30,154 -Long time, actually. -Not necessary 342 00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:31,293 to the conversation at all. 343 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:32,639 Until you left her for the band. 344 00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,054 We didn't need that tidbit to tell the story. 345 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:37,195 -Can you guys get in... -[SAM] Jack! Jackie-Jack-Jack! 346 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,403 Honey, honey. 347 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,164 -[LAUGHING] -[JACK] Oh my God. 348 00:13:40,198 --> 00:13:41,510 [GILL SCREAMS] 349 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,823 Doctor. 350 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,479 -Doctor. -Doctor. 351 00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:46,860 -Doctor. -Doctor. 352 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,344 -Doctor! -Doctor! 353 00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:50,001 [YELLING, GRUNTING] 354 00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:51,347 [LAUGHING] 355 00:13:51,382 --> 00:13:53,073 -Oh, buddy! -Good to see you, man. 356 00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:54,316 -Good to see you. -[SIGHS] 357 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,007 -Oh, wow. -[LAUGHS] 358 00:13:58,182 --> 00:13:59,252 Hey, Jackie. 359 00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:00,425 Loges. 360 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:03,497 ["WHEN WE WERE YOUNG" BY THE WILD WILD PLAYING] 361 00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:05,706 Ah, thanks for comin', man. 362 00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:08,261 -Missed you. -Missed you too. 363 00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,850 I missed both of you! Yeah! 364 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,230 [LAUGHING] 365 00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,405 -Oh my God, you look so good! -Yeah? 366 00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:15,682 -Do you like? -You're trendy. 367 00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:17,063 -You're like a celebrity. -Hair. 368 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:18,340 -No. -Yes, hair. 369 00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:20,238 Yeah, let me see the booty. The booty. 370 00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:21,550 -Okay. -It's good, right? 371 00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,655 Oh, yeah, it's like a little basketball. 372 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:25,692 -So many squats. -It's great. 373 00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:27,590 I am so happy to see you! 374 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,489 And bummed that Ben couldn't make it. 375 00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,387 I know, but, you know, it's to be expected. 376 00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:33,803 ["WHEN WE WERE YOUNG" CONTINUES] 377 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,878 [INAUDIBLE] 378 00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:42,571 -[GILL] Everybody? -[ALL CHATTERING] 379 00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:45,229 Hello? Hi, I just... Hi, hello. 380 00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:47,058 Excuse me. Hello? [SCREAMS] Hello?! 381 00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:48,094 -Oh! -[CHATTER STOPS] 382 00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:49,578 Sorry. 383 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:54,134 I just wanted to say a really quick thank you so much 384 00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,618 to all of you for coming 385 00:14:55,653 --> 00:14:58,587 to celebrate Jack and I's 40th birthdays, 386 00:14:58,621 --> 00:15:01,279 and I know that some of you even left your babies 387 00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:03,281 for the very first time. 388 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:06,112 -Thank you! -[GILL] Oh, thank you. 389 00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:08,424 [GILL LAUGHS] Um, so... 390 00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:10,875 cheers to having a great night! 391 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,429 [ALL CHEERING] 392 00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:17,399 Jack? 393 00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:19,608 Do you wanna... 394 00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,368 say what you were gonna... 395 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:22,783 say to everybody? 396 00:15:23,474 --> 00:15:25,338 -You okay? -Yeah. 397 00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:27,133 You're up, Jackie. 398 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,962 It's funny with old friends. 399 00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:31,620 You can not see them for years and then, 400 00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:33,415 suddenly you're in the same room, 401 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:35,865 and it's like no time's passed at all. 402 00:15:37,384 --> 00:15:38,938 I guess the opposite works too. 403 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,216 You could be with someone forever, 404 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,942 and suddenly, something happens, 405 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,668 and it feels like you don't even know 'em. 406 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,740 [SAM] Like how you suddenly dress like Rod Stewart. 407 00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:51,467 -[LAUGHTER] -I love Rod Stewart. 408 00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:53,849 So... [CLAPS] 409 00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:56,921 Anyway, I thought it might be a nice thing 410 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,787 to go back before the times of Facebook and Instagram, 411 00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:03,134 and have us all just be together. 412 00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:04,446 No distractions. 413 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,310 -Just like it used to be. -[GILL CHUCKLES] 414 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,174 So, Gill and I... 415 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,210 -Mmm. -...thought that, uh, 416 00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,798 before we get the party started, 417 00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:14,663 it might be, uh, a nice idea 418 00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:18,701 for everyone to surrender their phones 419 00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:21,601 for the night into this unplug box. 420 00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:24,155 -Okay, you can't be serious. -I am. 421 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,570 Fuck! No! 422 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,331 I've heard of these parties before. 423 00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:28,470 Jackie, take it. 424 00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:30,023 [PHONE CLATTERS] 425 00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:31,162 -So close. -Oh! 426 00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:32,301 [LAUGHTER] 427 00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:33,958 You're not taking my bloody phone. 428 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,718 Yeah, I mean, I could get a work call. 429 00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:38,756 -This is my worst nightmare. -Gilly, you agreed to this? 430 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,862 I did because, guess what, it's only for one night! 431 00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:44,520 And that's only a couple hours if you think about it. 432 00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:45,901 -So come on! -Watch this. 433 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,937 I'll show you how it's done. Here's the phone. 434 00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:49,180 This one's mine. 435 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,182 -Just gonna put it in the box. -[GILL] Just like that. 436 00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:52,528 Gill, show 'em how it's done. 437 00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:54,323 Um... one second. 438 00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:55,531 Guys, wanna take a selfie? 439 00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,016 -Can I? Just before... -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 440 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,190 Before we do it, just, can we get in? 441 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:00,640 [CHATTER] 442 00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:02,711 -Cheese! -Good job. 443 00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:05,541 [SAM] Mo, is that your top-secret government phone? 444 00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:06,749 Uh, no, that is my personal. 445 00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:08,372 I would never surrender my work phone. 446 00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:09,580 Plus, I don't have it. 447 00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,720 Oh, so we have your full attention? 448 00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:13,549 Just one night. Goes right in the box. 449 00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:15,689 No one's gonna look at it. I promise. 450 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:19,038 -Bye, BradBerry. -Wait, so, the... [LAUGHS] 451 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,523 No one is having any access to their phone 452 00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:23,387 for the entire night? 453 00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:25,285 That's the idea, Penelope. 454 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,838 It's fine, Penelope. 455 00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,081 Oh, okay. 456 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:30,394 Great. What if Lana needs something? 457 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:32,223 -She'll be fine. -And it's an emergency? 458 00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,569 You'll be fine. It's just... 459 00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,916 Look, you promised, babe. 460 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,436 Just put your phone in the box. 461 00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:40,887 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 462 00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:44,097 -[JACK] Give it a try. -I need to let Lana know, 463 00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:45,133 first of all. 464 00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:48,584 Okay. 465 00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:50,897 Just waiting to see if she got the text. 466 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,247 Okay. 467 00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,630 -She got it. -[JACK] Great. 468 00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:06,085 Ah. Very good. 469 00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:07,707 And back over here. 470 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,536 Oh, he's here, he's here. 471 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:12,677 Uh, hold on, just gonna erase a few dick pics. 472 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,541 Any time this year. 473 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,578 -Dick, dick... -Now you are just showing off. 474 00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:18,545 -All right. Thank you. -[JACK] All right. 475 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,513 Okay, I might need to get this back later on 476 00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:22,618 -in case a client needs me... -Nope. Boo! 477 00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:23,861 No-work weekend. 478 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,173 Okay, you guys, it's not that easy. 479 00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,726 [LAUGHING] I have a job. 480 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,659 [JACK] All right, so I think, 481 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:32,214 uh, that leaves just one more. 482 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:35,597 -Honey? -[GILL] Yes, just one second. 483 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,806 Everybody get in! Come on! 484 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,670 -Selfie, come on. -Smile! 485 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:42,190 -Honey, honey, honey, come on. -Come on, Penelope. 486 00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:44,502 One pic. Ah! Cheese! Yes! 487 00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:46,401 -You got it. -Looking hot. Okay, great. 488 00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:49,335 -Wait, wait. Hold on, wait. -Into the box you go. 489 00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:50,439 One more. One more. 490 00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:51,613 Last one. 491 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,442 -[GROANS] -Oh... 492 00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:55,306 -Boo! Ugh! -Yeah. 493 00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:56,652 -Okay. -Perfect. 494 00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:58,654 -Got your content? -Yes, one second. 495 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,139 -Let me just post. -Gill. 496 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,002 I'm putting it up. This is the last one. 497 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:03,625 Please put your phone in the box. 498 00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:05,868 And we are... live. 499 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,042 Out. 500 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,148 And... 501 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,805 -Kiss it. -I love you, miss you so much. 502 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,499 Okay. All right! So... 503 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:18,502 I'm gonna put this one inside and, uh, 504 00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:20,331 let's get this party started. 505 00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:22,230 -[CHEERING] -Right? 506 00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:24,232 -Be right back! -Okay! 507 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,510 -I hope you guys are hungry! -Starving! 508 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:29,029 -Yay, no phones! -[LAUGHTER] 509 00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:31,170 -[GILL] I know... -It'll be fine, Pen, Okay? 510 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,171 It's gonna be... 511 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,690 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 512 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:38,901 [SIGHS] 513 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:47,358 Everybody, as you may have noticed 514 00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,395 in our birthday invite, 515 00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:50,913 the mention of, uh, 516 00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:54,538 a special culinary adventure for this evening 517 00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:56,643 that I happened to plan all by myself. 518 00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:58,887 So, without further ado, 519 00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:02,028 I would like to introduce you to my new best friend, 520 00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,512 Chef Sasha, 521 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:06,205 who will be running through the menu for this evening. 522 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,518 -[ALL EXCLAIMING] -Chef, please, 523 00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:10,899 take it away. 524 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:13,522 Oh. 525 00:20:13,557 --> 00:20:15,628 Hello, beautiful people, 526 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,872 and welcome to what I'm sure is going to be 527 00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:20,736 a memorable evening. 528 00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:23,498 As Jack mentioned, I am a chef 529 00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:24,982 who has won multiple awards 530 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,087 in cannabis-infused fine dining. 531 00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:29,711 We're getting high! This party just got good! 532 00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:32,231 I am definitely going to get paranoid. 533 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,405 Tonight isn't just about getting you super high. 534 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,579 Anyone can do that. 535 00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:37,581 Tonight is about the food. 536 00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:39,272 I am a food-centric chef 537 00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:40,929 with accents of cannabis. 538 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:42,793 It's all portion-controlled magic 539 00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:44,450 for a four-course journey, 540 00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:47,487 the end of which, hopefully, you will be super high. 541 00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:48,902 -Wow. [LAUGHS] -Yes. 542 00:20:48,937 --> 00:20:50,421 All right, well, let's kick it off 543 00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:51,871 with an amuse-bouche. 544 00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:53,182 Jack is holding... 545 00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:54,908 Please, what is this, a game show? 546 00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,634 ...tempura cannabis leaves 547 00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:59,430 with one milligram of THC per serving 548 00:20:59,465 --> 00:21:02,433 from the sativa-dominant strain, Squirt Juice. 549 00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:03,814 -Did that this morning. -Wow. 550 00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:05,574 This should leave you feeling relaxed, 551 00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:07,473 focused, and euphoric. 552 00:21:07,507 --> 00:21:10,338 And who couldn't use a little more euphoria, am I right? 553 00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:11,477 I know I could. 554 00:21:11,511 --> 00:21:12,961 Now, if you'll excuse me, 555 00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:15,066 I'm going to go set some intentions 556 00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:17,103 and cook the fuck out of some weed. 557 00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,899 Yes. All right. Thank you, Sasha. 558 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:22,142 -It's Chef Sasha. -[JACK] Oh, right. Sorry. 559 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,285 -Mm. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 560 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,356 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 561 00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:30,012 Oh, right, yes. 562 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,153 Pass those out before they get cold. 563 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,880 All right, let's dig in. 564 00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:37,779 [MO] Oh, I get tested for work. 565 00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:39,539 Oh, it leaves your system in 36 hours. 566 00:21:39,574 --> 00:21:43,094 -So I've been told. -Oh, thank you, Gill and Jack. 567 00:21:43,129 --> 00:21:45,096 I haven't eaten "a pot" since high school. 568 00:21:45,131 --> 00:21:46,650 -You lie! -That's true. 569 00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:48,514 That's the basis of our friendship. 570 00:21:48,548 --> 00:21:50,964 How much of this should I eat? 571 00:21:50,999 --> 00:21:52,863 [JACK] How much... do you want? 572 00:21:52,897 --> 00:21:55,797 [LAUGHS] You're eating all of it. 573 00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:57,971 -Mmm. -[GILL] Well, well, well. 574 00:21:58,006 --> 00:22:00,008 Surprise, surprise. 575 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:01,975 Surprise, surprise. 576 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:04,840 Oh, Jack, Jack, you son of a bitch. 577 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,773 Thank you. 578 00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:08,085 Pen, you want one? 579 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,673 -No, thanks. -Just take-- 580 00:22:09,707 --> 00:22:11,088 I don't want to have to pump and dump. 581 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,917 Weren't you gonna do that anyway if you drank? 582 00:22:12,952 --> 00:22:14,712 -I'm not drinking. -Cheers. 583 00:22:14,747 --> 00:22:16,231 [PENELOPE] ...gonna drive us home... 584 00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:19,027 -[GILL] Cheers, my darling. -Happy birthday. 585 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:20,994 [GILL] Happy birthday. 586 00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:26,483 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 587 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:31,211 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 588 00:22:31,246 --> 00:22:33,524 [LAUGHTER] 589 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:35,768 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 590 00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:39,185 No. Then apply. 591 00:22:39,219 --> 00:22:40,220 [GILL LAUGHS] 592 00:22:41,739 --> 00:22:44,190 Oh! Oh! 593 00:22:50,886 --> 00:22:53,199 -[LAUGHS] -[ISH] To the plus-ones. 594 00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:56,823 The plus-ones. 595 00:22:56,858 --> 00:22:59,067 And long may we continue to be, frankly, 596 00:22:59,101 --> 00:23:01,932 the best part of the fucking awful frat parties. 597 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:03,382 [ISH LAUGHS] 598 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,762 I have missed you. 599 00:23:04,797 --> 00:23:08,352 -I have missed you! -[ISH CHUCKLES] 600 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,906 I'm very glad you're doing better. 601 00:23:11,769 --> 00:23:13,875 Thank you. Me too. It's been a... 602 00:23:14,289 --> 00:23:16,256 It's been a long road. [CHUCKLES] 603 00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:18,949 -So how's teaching? -[GILL] Oh. 604 00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:20,985 I didn't tell you? I quit. 605 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,816 -That's huge. -I've never been happier. 606 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:25,404 [LAUGHS] No, really. 607 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,061 It's like I'm finally living my life the way 608 00:23:28,096 --> 00:23:30,236 I was always supposed to. 609 00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:32,272 [PENELOPE] I hope you've slowed down a bit. 610 00:23:32,307 --> 00:23:35,275 You aren't doing those terrible 80-hour weeks still. 611 00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:38,106 Oh, no, I'm definitely doing those terrible 80-hour weeks, 612 00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:40,591 but you know me, I love it. [LAUGHS] 613 00:23:40,626 --> 00:23:42,593 What about you? Are you... are you back at work? 614 00:23:42,628 --> 00:23:44,630 I'm just doing a little bit of consulting 615 00:23:44,664 --> 00:23:46,079 for some old UK clients. 616 00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:49,151 It's funny. My job was such a massive part 617 00:23:49,186 --> 00:23:52,120 of who I am, and now I just... 618 00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:56,331 I don't know, I'm so tied to the little sausage, I... 619 00:23:56,814 --> 00:23:59,161 I can't bear leaving him. 620 00:23:59,196 --> 00:24:00,784 Other people's kids, they suck. 621 00:24:00,818 --> 00:24:02,164 They suck. Kids are the worst. 622 00:24:02,199 --> 00:24:04,132 -They're little shits. -Ugh, little shits. 623 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:06,203 -Their grubby little hands... -Throw 'em in the garbage. 624 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,653 ...and their grubby little minds. 625 00:24:08,136 --> 00:24:10,621 I never thought this podcast was gonna take off. 626 00:24:10,656 --> 00:24:12,451 I was just doing it for fun, 627 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:15,626 but now, people are actually stopping me on the street 628 00:24:15,661 --> 00:24:17,870 and asking me for advice. Yes! 629 00:24:17,904 --> 00:24:20,320 It's like I'm actually connecting with people, 630 00:24:20,355 --> 00:24:23,116 and they're listening to what I'm saying. 631 00:24:24,393 --> 00:24:26,154 Oh, I'm sorry. What were you saying? 632 00:24:26,188 --> 00:24:27,638 -[LAUGHS] -Damian, stop! 633 00:24:27,673 --> 00:24:30,330 You at least look like you've got your shit together. 634 00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:32,885 -[ISH] Don't we all? -Ow! Oh! Knee to the balls! 635 00:24:32,919 --> 00:24:35,888 -Got the knee to-- No! -[PENELOPE] Mmm, no. 636 00:24:35,922 --> 00:24:37,993 -[LAUGHTER, CHATTER] -Yeah, no. 637 00:24:38,028 --> 00:24:41,687 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 638 00:24:42,584 --> 00:24:45,553 That episode all about your balls, "Jack's Sack." 639 00:24:45,587 --> 00:24:47,451 That shit is hilarious! 640 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:50,489 I shared it with the entire neurological department. 641 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,663 -Wow, huh, big hospital? -[SAM] Yeah, huge. 642 00:24:52,698 --> 00:24:55,459 [SARCASTICALLY] Yeah, I'm glad they enjoyed it. 643 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,497 She must be making so much money by now, right? 644 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:01,085 You can quit that teaching job of yours. 645 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,191 Well, don't really want to quit. 646 00:25:03,225 --> 00:25:05,434 -I love teaching. -I'm just saying. 647 00:25:05,469 --> 00:25:08,023 You could stay at home with a baby, 648 00:25:08,058 --> 00:25:09,991 get a gym, get super ripped 649 00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:11,682 and be like a... DILF. 650 00:25:11,717 --> 00:25:12,959 [LOUD SMACK] 651 00:25:12,994 --> 00:25:14,271 Oof. 652 00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:16,549 What's your poison these days? 653 00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:19,069 Um... tequila works. 654 00:25:19,103 --> 00:25:21,520 -Really? -[MO CHUCKLES] 655 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,694 I vaguely remember someone swearing it off 656 00:25:23,729 --> 00:25:25,385 after our gig in Lawrence. 657 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:28,043 Yeah, well, that's because those country-ass margaritas 658 00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:31,046 gave me acid reflux, and then I couldn't sing. 659 00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:34,187 I don't have to worry about that anymore, so... 660 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:37,328 I'm glad it all worked out for you, Mo. 661 00:25:37,915 --> 00:25:39,883 Yeah, I'm thriving. 662 00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:42,437 That little bundle of joy 663 00:25:42,471 --> 00:25:46,061 has hijacked my wife's libido, but tonight, 664 00:25:46,096 --> 00:25:48,512 I'm taking that back, Liam Neeson-style, 665 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,789 because tonight... 666 00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:53,137 there's no baby around to fuck things up. 667 00:25:53,172 --> 00:25:55,761 [CHALK SQUEAKING ON CUE STICK] 668 00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:57,210 I think you might be... 669 00:25:57,245 --> 00:25:58,557 good with the chalk. 670 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,697 To old friends. 671 00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:03,423 Is that what we are? 672 00:26:03,941 --> 00:26:05,425 Yeah, I hope so. 673 00:26:07,255 --> 00:26:09,119 -To friendship. -Uh-huh. 674 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,500 ["HIGHER" BY CHERRY TIGER PLAYING] 675 00:26:11,535 --> 00:26:13,468 ♪ Turning the corner, turning the page ♪ 676 00:26:13,502 --> 00:26:15,297 ♪ And every single second with you ♪ 677 00:26:15,332 --> 00:26:17,092 ♪ Feels like a party to me ♪ 678 00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:18,611 -Get in, honey. -Get in, babe. 679 00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:19,819 -Get in. -[LAUGHING] 680 00:26:19,854 --> 00:26:21,234 -Smile! Smile! -[LAUGHING] 681 00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:24,237 Just kidding! There's no phone! 682 00:26:24,272 --> 00:26:27,033 Abajo, al centro, y adentro. 683 00:26:27,068 --> 00:26:29,104 Ready? No, no, don't... 684 00:26:29,139 --> 00:26:31,279 Don't down it. Fuck. Cheers. 685 00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:34,593 ♪ My, my, you're a gold mine, won't you rush my way ♪ 686 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:37,423 -I love you so much. -Cheers. You're the best. 687 00:26:37,457 --> 00:26:39,943 -Um, so, the... -[PENELOPE LAUGHS] 688 00:26:39,977 --> 00:26:41,945 ♪ Feels like a party to me ♪ 689 00:26:41,979 --> 00:26:44,292 God, it's like I don't know the words are not coming. 690 00:26:44,326 --> 00:26:46,259 They're coming out my mouth, coming out my mouth... 691 00:26:46,294 --> 00:26:47,951 -[SHUSHING] -Okay, okay... 692 00:26:47,985 --> 00:26:49,124 ♪ Higher ♪ 693 00:26:49,159 --> 00:26:50,919 ♪ You take me higher ♪ 694 00:26:50,954 --> 00:26:53,612 Nobody puts Jack in the corner! 695 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:56,269 [BELLS JINGLING GENTLY] 696 00:26:56,304 --> 00:26:58,789 -[BELLS JINGLING RAPIDLY] -[SONG ENDS] 697 00:26:58,824 --> 00:27:00,549 Dinner is served. 698 00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:03,622 [ELEGANT OPERATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 699 00:27:10,318 --> 00:27:12,285 How's everyone feeling so far? 700 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,115 -[CHATTER] -[GILL] I mean, great. 701 00:27:14,149 --> 00:27:16,117 You know, I'm not feeling anything, really. 702 00:27:16,151 --> 00:27:17,601 -Okay. -I'm fine. 703 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,810 Good. We're working on a gradual high here 704 00:27:19,845 --> 00:27:22,330 to ensure that everyone has an enjoyable ride. 705 00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:24,919 I'd like to provide you with an enjoyable ride. 706 00:27:25,367 --> 00:27:27,162 -What? -Two dishes in front of you. 707 00:27:27,197 --> 00:27:30,200 First, our soffritto tartlet with tonnato. 708 00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:32,858 That's coming in at five milligrams of THC. 709 00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:34,549 And on the larger plate, you'll see 710 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,378 our poached halibut with leek vinaigrette. 711 00:27:36,413 --> 00:27:39,761 That is coming in at 20 milligrams of THC. 712 00:27:40,348 --> 00:27:43,006 Both use the sativa-dominant strain 713 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,663 called Thug Pussy 714 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:47,355 to keep you feeling energized and aroused. 715 00:27:47,389 --> 00:27:50,323 Oh, and to my vegan brother, blessings. 716 00:27:51,393 --> 00:27:53,464 In front of you, you'll see the vegan risotto 717 00:27:53,499 --> 00:27:55,743 with forest mushrooms and black truffle oil, 718 00:27:55,777 --> 00:27:58,366 also 20 milligrams of THC 719 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,195 and will get you feeling aroused. 720 00:28:00,230 --> 00:28:01,852 Thank you so much. 721 00:28:01,887 --> 00:28:03,164 This looks so awesome. 722 00:28:03,198 --> 00:28:04,717 Thanks, "Cef Shasha." 723 00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:06,029 [LAUGHS] 724 00:28:06,063 --> 00:28:07,858 -"Cef Sasha." -[LAUGHTER] 725 00:28:07,893 --> 00:28:10,343 -I got it! One more, I got it. -You can do it. 726 00:28:10,378 --> 00:28:12,207 Thank you, Chef Sasha. 727 00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:13,692 [LAUGHS] I did it! 728 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:16,453 It happens. You're not having a stroke. 729 00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:18,731 But definitely don't think about having a stroke. 730 00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:20,699 [GILL] Oh, God. Do you taste pennies? 731 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:21,976 -[LAUGHTER] -Enjoy. 732 00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:23,080 Oh, thank you. 733 00:28:23,115 --> 00:28:24,323 Enjoy. 734 00:28:24,357 --> 00:28:26,877 -Enjoy. -Yes. Thank you. 735 00:28:26,912 --> 00:28:28,741 Okay, this looks delicious. 736 00:28:28,776 --> 00:28:30,191 It does. 737 00:28:30,225 --> 00:28:32,711 I wish I could take a picture and post it. 738 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,541 -Take one with your mind. -[SILVERWARE CLATTERS] 739 00:28:36,059 --> 00:28:38,061 Did she say 20 milligrams? 740 00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:40,339 -That sounds like a lot. -It is a lot. 741 00:28:40,373 --> 00:28:44,723 I... I think that's a totally normal amount, right? 742 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,069 Can we eat, or...? 743 00:28:46,103 --> 00:28:48,588 Yes, yes! Of course! Bon appetit! 744 00:28:48,623 --> 00:28:52,213 [ELEGANT OPERATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 745 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:02,292 [INAUDIBLE] 746 00:29:14,304 --> 00:29:17,238 [ELEGANT OPERATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES] 747 00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:41,365 [GLASSES CLINK AND ECHO] 748 00:29:45,473 --> 00:29:46,957 [GLASSES CLINK AND ECHO] 749 00:29:47,993 --> 00:29:49,166 [GLASS CLINKING] 750 00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:51,099 [AUDIBLE CHATTER RESUMES] 751 00:29:51,134 --> 00:29:52,825 Hello, hello. Sorry. Hi. 752 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:54,275 -[GILL] Hi. -Hi. 753 00:29:54,309 --> 00:29:57,347 I just wanted to say to our amazing couple, 754 00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:59,349 Jack and Gill, thank you 755 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:02,801 for being such a beautiful example 756 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:05,493 of love and living life to the fullest. 757 00:30:05,527 --> 00:30:07,150 -Well done, you two. -That's it? 758 00:30:07,184 --> 00:30:08,910 Thank you. That's so sweet, Mo. 759 00:30:08,945 --> 00:30:12,672 You guys have always been so solid, like, since college. 760 00:30:12,707 --> 00:30:15,330 Just feels like you figured it out early. 761 00:30:15,365 --> 00:30:17,643 I mean, Jack definitely figured it out early. 762 00:30:17,677 --> 00:30:19,093 Remember, he had that whole spreadsheet 763 00:30:19,127 --> 00:30:20,508 of why Gill should date him. 764 00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:22,303 -Like, scientifically. -I helped you with that! 765 00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:23,822 I thought that was sexy! 766 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:25,754 -I knew what I wanted. -[GILL] I loved it. 767 00:30:25,789 --> 00:30:27,998 -Deeply unsexy. Um... -[GILL LAUGHS] 768 00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:30,035 You know, it obviously worked 769 00:30:30,069 --> 00:30:33,383 'cause now you're this beautiful, perfect couple 770 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:36,662 who always, you know, puts the other person first. 771 00:30:36,696 --> 00:30:41,218 Yeah, your... love and support 772 00:30:41,253 --> 00:30:44,014 is truly inspiring. 773 00:30:44,049 --> 00:30:45,774 -Aw. -We love you and... 774 00:30:46,396 --> 00:30:49,192 you know, we want your continued success 775 00:30:49,226 --> 00:30:51,056 in all things, in teaching, 776 00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:53,437 in your incredibly timely podcast, 777 00:30:53,472 --> 00:30:55,612 your journey to parenthood. 778 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:59,167 Um... Jack's pants and shirt combo. 779 00:30:59,202 --> 00:31:00,548 -[ALL CHUCKLING] -I mean... 780 00:31:00,582 --> 00:31:02,550 We just want... whatever it's trying to say, 781 00:31:02,584 --> 00:31:04,483 I hope it gets to speak its truth. 782 00:31:04,517 --> 00:31:06,209 Speaks to me. 783 00:31:06,243 --> 00:31:08,418 Um, anyway, we love it, we love all of it 784 00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:10,247 and all of you, so happy birthday, 785 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:11,904 and I am done. Thank you. Cheers. 786 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:14,355 -[GILL] Thank you! I love you! -[ALL CHEERING] 787 00:31:14,389 --> 00:31:15,908 [ALL SHOUTING "EYES"] 788 00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:19,705 -Eyes! -Eyes! 789 00:31:19,739 --> 00:31:21,707 [LAUGHING] 790 00:31:21,741 --> 00:31:24,537 Oh, and I love you all so, so much! 791 00:31:24,572 --> 00:31:26,401 [LAUGHING] I'm sorry. 792 00:31:26,436 --> 00:31:28,541 And I just want to thank each and every one of you 793 00:31:28,576 --> 00:31:32,235 for being here celebrating our 40th birthdays. 794 00:31:32,269 --> 00:31:34,375 It means the world to me. I love you all. 795 00:31:34,409 --> 00:31:36,618 -You're so welcome. -[GILL LAUGHS] 796 00:31:36,653 --> 00:31:39,656 How much... higher are we gonna get? 797 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:42,003 -[LOGAN] Not high enough. -[LAUGHING] 798 00:31:42,038 --> 00:31:43,349 My fingers are tingling. 799 00:31:43,384 --> 00:31:46,559 [LAUGHTER] 800 00:31:46,594 --> 00:31:49,321 Sorry, Gill, where would I find the bathroom? 801 00:31:49,355 --> 00:31:51,910 -One more time? -The bathroom. 802 00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:53,842 The bathroom? Oh, oh. 803 00:31:53,877 --> 00:31:55,258 I know. [LAUGHS] 804 00:31:55,292 --> 00:31:56,845 -It's upstairs. -Um, it's upstairs. 805 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,882 -There is one downstairs. -But there is one... 806 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,057 -Does she need to shower? -You need to take a shower? 807 00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:03,473 [BOTH] You have to go upstairs if you have to shower... 808 00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:05,302 [BOTH] But if it's just the powder room... 809 00:32:05,337 --> 00:32:07,097 -She's pooping! -...it's to the left. 810 00:32:07,132 --> 00:32:08,927 [GILL AND DAMIAN LAUGHING] 811 00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:10,583 I'll find it. 812 00:32:10,618 --> 00:32:12,482 Hey, want me to come with you? 813 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:14,863 -To the loo? -Yeah. 814 00:32:15,416 --> 00:32:17,487 -Why? -Well, maybe I could help. 815 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,145 -With what? -Whatever you want... 816 00:32:20,179 --> 00:32:21,663 No. No. 817 00:32:21,698 --> 00:32:25,115 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 818 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:28,325 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 819 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,466 [LAUGHTER] 820 00:32:37,472 --> 00:32:39,578 [DOOR CREAKS OPEN] 821 00:32:39,612 --> 00:32:42,719 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 822 00:32:57,906 --> 00:32:59,322 [RATTLING] 823 00:32:59,356 --> 00:33:01,531 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 824 00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:03,843 [DRAWER SLIDING] 825 00:33:05,052 --> 00:33:06,846 [LAUGHTER] 826 00:33:08,503 --> 00:33:10,712 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 827 00:33:18,099 --> 00:33:20,239 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 828 00:33:20,274 --> 00:33:23,173 [CHATTER AND LAUGHTER CONTINUE] 829 00:33:30,663 --> 00:33:32,355 -[MUSIC ENDS] -[CRICKETS CHIRPING] 830 00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:33,356 Lana? 831 00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:35,013 Lana! Oh, hi! Hi! 832 00:33:35,047 --> 00:33:36,186 Can you hear me? 833 00:33:36,221 --> 00:33:38,602 Hi! How's Rocco? Is he okay? 834 00:33:39,396 --> 00:33:41,364 Oh! He didn't! 835 00:33:41,881 --> 00:33:44,505 He drank it all? That's fantastic! 836 00:33:44,539 --> 00:33:46,024 Oh, well done. 837 00:33:46,507 --> 00:33:47,922 Aw! 838 00:33:48,371 --> 00:33:49,889 Aw! 839 00:33:50,373 --> 00:33:51,719 Aw... 840 00:33:52,168 --> 00:33:54,239 Lana, will you remember to keep checking the monitor 841 00:33:54,273 --> 00:33:57,207 in case he gets unswaddled while he's sleeping? 842 00:33:57,242 --> 00:33:58,450 The swaddle? 843 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:00,693 S... [IN AMERICAN ACCENT] Swaddle. 844 00:34:00,728 --> 00:34:02,385 [NORMAL VOICE] Yeah. The... just... 845 00:34:02,419 --> 00:34:03,869 it happened to me the other night. 846 00:34:03,903 --> 00:34:07,321 -[BANGS TABLE] -[LAUGHTER] 847 00:34:07,355 --> 00:34:09,254 -Oh my God! -[SPLUTTERING] 848 00:34:09,288 --> 00:34:12,567 I know it's not cool to do at the birthday party, I'm sorry. 849 00:34:12,602 --> 00:34:14,052 [EXHALES] 850 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:15,605 Because I have to, okay? 851 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:18,297 We'll be... we'll be back first thing, um, 852 00:34:18,332 --> 00:34:20,403 at seven... maybe six. 853 00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:22,405 Let's say six. We'll be back by six. 854 00:34:22,439 --> 00:34:24,510 Yeah. Okay, have a great night, Lana. 855 00:34:24,545 --> 00:34:26,271 Thank you. I will. 856 00:34:26,305 --> 00:34:27,755 Thank you. Thank you so much. 857 00:34:27,789 --> 00:34:29,929 Okay. Love you. [LAUGHS] 858 00:34:29,964 --> 00:34:32,518 I... Well, I do. Um, okay, thank you, Lana. 859 00:34:32,553 --> 00:34:34,141 Thank you. Bye. 860 00:34:34,175 --> 00:34:35,245 Bye. 861 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,075 Yeah, bye. 862 00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:39,215 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 863 00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:40,768 [DAMIAN] Ishaan, I... 864 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:42,666 [EXHALES] 865 00:34:42,701 --> 00:34:45,083 I am madly in love with you. 866 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:46,946 [ALL LAUGHING] 867 00:34:46,981 --> 00:34:50,674 I am so... I've been in love with you for ten years, and... 868 00:34:51,227 --> 00:34:53,229 I just want to continue loving you forever. 869 00:34:53,263 --> 00:34:55,955 Oh, I've had this stupid fucking ring in my pocket. 870 00:34:55,990 --> 00:34:58,096 [LAUGHTER] 871 00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:00,650 [MUFFLED CHATTER] 872 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,069 [PHONE DINGS AND CHIMES] 873 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,037 [LAUGHTER AND CHATTER CONTINUES] 874 00:35:11,316 --> 00:35:13,801 [EMERGENCY ALERT TONE PLAYING] 875 00:35:16,252 --> 00:35:19,289 [ALL PHONES VIBRATING AND CHIMING AT ONCE] 876 00:35:24,846 --> 00:35:27,746 -[PHONES CLATTERING] -[DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFYING] 877 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,851 I've been, like... [SIGHS] ...like, trying to find 878 00:35:29,886 --> 00:35:33,303 the courage to just ask you to spend your life with me. 879 00:35:33,338 --> 00:35:34,822 Wha... 880 00:35:34,856 --> 00:35:36,824 And just make me the happiest human. 881 00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:39,309 -[PENELOPE] There's a missile! -[ALL SCREAMING] 882 00:35:39,344 --> 00:35:42,416 There's a missile! It's coming to California, 883 00:35:42,450 --> 00:35:43,934 and we need to find shelter! 884 00:35:43,969 --> 00:35:46,213 [LAUGHING] Okay, Penelope's cut off. 885 00:35:46,247 --> 00:35:47,697 We all got the same text. 886 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:50,389 "Ballistic missile threat. 887 00:35:50,424 --> 00:35:51,977 Seek immediate shelter." 888 00:35:52,011 --> 00:35:53,323 It's probably just a drill, Pen. 889 00:35:53,358 --> 00:35:56,326 "This is not a drill." That is the last line. 890 00:35:56,361 --> 00:35:59,502 Hold-hold on, hold on, wait. You got your phone? 891 00:35:59,536 --> 00:36:01,228 [PENELOPE] Yeah, I was checking on Rocco, 892 00:36:01,262 --> 00:36:02,367 and I got the text. 893 00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:03,575 -How did you find the box? -What? 894 00:36:03,609 --> 00:36:05,542 How did you find the box? I hid it. 895 00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:08,856 It wasn't hard. Why aren't you freaking the fuck out? 896 00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:11,341 We all got the same text! 897 00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:13,309 Fuck! Fuck! 898 00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:15,725 What is it... what is this? 899 00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:17,382 Oh my God, I'm freaking the fuck out. 900 00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:18,728 [DAMIAN] Holy shit. 901 00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,488 Yeah, did you? Oh my God, what do we do? 902 00:36:20,523 --> 00:36:21,800 Okay, let me call a friend. 903 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:23,181 -Try your folks. -Okay. 904 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:25,148 -Did you call Lana? -Not since I got this. 905 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,288 -I'll text her. -Oh, fuck. Going to voicemail. 906 00:36:27,323 --> 00:36:29,877 How much... how much time do we have? Does anyone know? 907 00:36:29,911 --> 00:36:32,017 Shouldn't we be going somewhere with less windows? 908 00:36:32,051 --> 00:36:33,881 -Is anybody getting through? -[ISHAAN] No! 909 00:36:33,915 --> 00:36:36,608 I did not survive cancer to go down like this! 910 00:36:36,642 --> 00:36:38,023 It's just getting a busy signal? 911 00:36:38,057 --> 00:36:39,542 -[GILL] Me too. -Lines must be jammed. 912 00:36:39,576 --> 00:36:40,991 [MO] Okay, I just got a text from Ben. 913 00:36:41,026 --> 00:36:42,683 This could be happening any minute, 914 00:36:42,717 --> 00:36:43,994 so we need to seek immediate shelter. 915 00:36:44,029 --> 00:36:45,582 What shelter should we be seeking? 916 00:36:45,617 --> 00:36:47,308 -There's a basement! -[MO] Great, let's go. 917 00:36:47,343 --> 00:36:48,827 Okay. 918 00:36:49,552 --> 00:36:51,416 Should I know where that is? 919 00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:53,452 -No, I know! -[MO] Lead the way! 920 00:36:53,487 --> 00:36:54,557 I can do that! 921 00:36:54,591 --> 00:36:57,525 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 922 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,941 We're going this way! Go this way! 923 00:36:59,976 --> 00:37:02,530 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 924 00:37:02,565 --> 00:37:04,498 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 925 00:37:04,532 --> 00:37:06,224 -Wait! -Hurry up, for fuck's sake! 926 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,295 I can't go any faster! 927 00:37:08,329 --> 00:37:09,675 The chef. Ow! 928 00:37:09,710 --> 00:37:11,884 [GROANING IN PAIN] 929 00:37:11,919 --> 00:37:13,955 -Shit, are you okay, buddy? -It's my ankle. 930 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:16,406 -My ankle. -Jack! Jack! What happened? 931 00:37:16,441 --> 00:37:20,134 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 932 00:37:20,168 --> 00:37:21,756 -[GROANING] -Honey, you got it. 933 00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:23,102 These fucking pants! 934 00:37:23,482 --> 00:37:25,933 -Are you okay? -Go, go, go, go! 935 00:37:25,967 --> 00:37:28,073 [GILL] Dead end! This way! This way! 936 00:37:28,107 --> 00:37:30,282 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 937 00:37:30,317 --> 00:37:33,251 [CHAOTIC SCREAMING] 938 00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:35,598 Come on! 939 00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:38,601 No! Go back! Go back! 940 00:37:38,635 --> 00:37:43,433 [CHAOTIC SCREAMING CONTINUES] 941 00:37:43,468 --> 00:37:45,055 Oh my God! Oh my God! 942 00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:47,126 -Ow! My leg! -Pick him up! 943 00:37:47,161 --> 00:37:51,130 -No, your leg! Go, go! -[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 944 00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:53,409 Wait! Wait! 945 00:37:53,443 --> 00:37:56,308 [CHAOTIC SCREAMING CONTINUES] 946 00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:58,448 [MUSIC INTENSIFYING] 947 00:38:00,036 --> 00:38:01,693 -Wait, wait, wait! -Are we all here? 948 00:38:01,727 --> 00:38:03,073 -[GILL] Yes. -Hey! 949 00:38:03,108 --> 00:38:04,523 -[ALL SCREAMING] -Hey! 950 00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:05,904 -Go! -Shit! Sorry. 951 00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:08,147 -Come in, come in. -Guys, guys, look, 952 00:38:08,182 --> 00:38:10,115 I don't think we need to be in the glass-filled room. 953 00:38:10,149 --> 00:38:12,428 -Let's just go to the... -Okay. 954 00:38:12,462 --> 00:38:13,705 Guys, over here! 955 00:38:13,739 --> 00:38:15,603 I was just about to come get you, Pen. 956 00:38:15,638 --> 00:38:16,777 -Come on. -[GILL] This way! 957 00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,710 Mo! Mo! Mo, Mo, Mo. 958 00:38:18,744 --> 00:38:20,332 Do you think you could get a hold of any 959 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:22,403 of your government contacts to get more information? 960 00:38:22,438 --> 00:38:24,198 Who sent the bomb? How many bombs are there? 961 00:38:24,232 --> 00:38:26,027 Does the U.S. have all of our lines of defense? 962 00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:28,098 I'm trying to reach my friend who works in the Pentagon. 963 00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:29,997 -But... shit. -What? 964 00:38:30,031 --> 00:38:32,137 -There's no service down here. -Oh, God! No! 965 00:38:32,171 --> 00:38:34,139 [DAMIAN] No, I'm not getting anything. 966 00:38:34,173 --> 00:38:36,348 What the fucking fuck? There's no Wi-Fi! 967 00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:38,902 Well, circuits can get jammed with everyone trying at once. 968 00:38:38,937 --> 00:38:40,041 What the fuck is happening? 969 00:38:40,076 --> 00:38:41,836 This is the fucking apocalypse! 970 00:38:41,871 --> 00:38:44,011 -Should we go upstairs? -No, absolutely not. 971 00:38:44,045 --> 00:38:45,495 We are much safer in the basement. 972 00:38:45,530 --> 00:38:48,153 Depending on the size and location of the missile... 973 00:38:48,187 --> 00:38:50,328 -Who would bomb us? -Really? 974 00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:52,606 I know so many people who would bomb us. 975 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,124 -Oh my God! -The point is, 976 00:38:54,159 --> 00:38:55,988 we don't know who's launched it. 977 00:38:56,023 --> 00:38:57,852 It could be China, Russia, fucking North Korea, 978 00:38:57,887 --> 00:38:59,129 and we don't know what they launched. 979 00:38:59,164 --> 00:39:00,855 Might be a hypersonic missile 980 00:39:00,890 --> 00:39:02,616 which can travel at 20 times the speed of sound 981 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:04,203 or a supersonic missile 982 00:39:04,238 --> 00:39:06,482 which can usually evade all of our types 983 00:39:06,516 --> 00:39:08,725 of defense missile systems and different types of radar. 984 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,002 The point is, there's a lot 985 00:39:10,037 --> 00:39:11,314 of different types of fucking missiles. 986 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,247 So we may not even be able to detect a bomb? 987 00:39:13,281 --> 00:39:15,594 Missile! It's a missile. I said "missile" 40 times. 988 00:39:15,629 --> 00:39:18,390 Yes, and what we really need to worry about is after. 989 00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:20,358 There could be nuclear fallout which is why I think 990 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:23,706 we need to stay indoors for at least 24 hours. 991 00:39:23,740 --> 00:39:26,053 Twenty-four hours?! 992 00:39:26,087 --> 00:39:28,745 At least! Can you all sit the fuck down, please? 993 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:31,058 -I'm sorry. -It's just a lot. 994 00:39:31,092 --> 00:39:33,163 Probably 48 when the... 995 00:39:33,198 --> 00:39:35,752 -Forty? -...if the missile strikes. 996 00:39:35,787 --> 00:39:37,064 What is the probability of that? 997 00:39:37,098 --> 00:39:38,893 -I don't know. -God, we're gonna have 998 00:39:38,928 --> 00:39:41,171 -to wear those masks again! -If we even live! 999 00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:43,553 Why don't we all just try to stay positive? 1000 00:39:43,588 --> 00:39:44,968 Right? You know, because thinking 1001 00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:46,349 about the worst while we're down there, 1002 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,902 that's not gonna do anything, right? 1003 00:39:47,937 --> 00:39:50,733 Uh, it's a fucking bomb, Gill! 1004 00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:52,562 I fucking know, Sam. 1005 00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:53,736 Just trying to stay positive 1006 00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:54,702 about the motherfucking bomb, Sam! 1007 00:39:54,737 --> 00:39:55,910 Missile. 1008 00:39:55,945 --> 00:39:57,912 -Mo, Mo, Mo, listen. -Yeah? 1009 00:39:57,947 --> 00:39:59,776 What's the likelihood that we'll be able to stop 1010 00:39:59,811 --> 00:40:01,226 whatever missile is coming towards us? 1011 00:40:01,260 --> 00:40:03,055 -Um... -That-that's what you analyze. 1012 00:40:03,090 --> 00:40:05,299 Well, sort of. I analyze foreign weapons development. 1013 00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:07,266 -But the, uh, likelihood... -Same thing. 1014 00:40:07,301 --> 00:40:09,959 ...depends on a lot of variables and factors. 1015 00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:11,754 Okay. Okay. Rough estimate, 1016 00:40:11,788 --> 00:40:13,583 factoring in the factors and the variables, 1017 00:40:13,618 --> 00:40:14,895 in your professional opinion, 1018 00:40:14,929 --> 00:40:16,241 is this the beginning of World War III, 1019 00:40:16,275 --> 00:40:18,070 or are we gonna be able to stop 1020 00:40:18,105 --> 00:40:19,589 the invisible missile that's headed for us, 1021 00:40:19,624 --> 00:40:21,936 and it all is gonna be kind of a misunderstanding? 1022 00:40:21,971 --> 00:40:23,386 So it's a little tough to gauge. 1023 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,112 Okay, okay, so you're saying it's pretty bad. 1024 00:40:25,146 --> 00:40:26,631 Just leave her alone, Jack! 1025 00:40:26,665 --> 00:40:28,460 [MO] Jack, our U.S. defense systems 1026 00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:30,738 have the potential to protect its citizens 1027 00:40:30,773 --> 00:40:32,084 against a nuclear attack. 1028 00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:33,603 "Has the potential." 1029 00:40:33,638 --> 00:40:35,122 -Do they, though? -[MO] Yes. 1030 00:40:35,156 --> 00:40:37,124 Theoretically. In theory. Everything's a theory. 1031 00:40:37,158 --> 00:40:39,126 [SCOFFS] What about hypersonics? 1032 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,955 We don't spend enough on defense. 1033 00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:42,198 We don't invest in military advancements. 1034 00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:43,406 What the fuck are you talking about? 1035 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,925 All we do is spend money on defense. 1036 00:40:44,959 --> 00:40:46,444 We need to spend more money on education. 1037 00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:49,136 That has nothing to do with right now, Jack! 1038 00:40:49,170 --> 00:40:51,276 Everything is connected, Ishaan! 1039 00:40:51,310 --> 00:40:53,278 I can't breathe. [HYPERVENTILATING] 1040 00:40:53,312 --> 00:40:56,108 I can't breathe. Honey, I can't breathe. 1041 00:40:56,143 --> 00:40:57,489 Baby? What's happening? 1042 00:40:57,524 --> 00:40:59,629 I don't know. Oh my God, I don't know. 1043 00:40:59,664 --> 00:41:01,597 Oh my God, I'm really dizzy. 1044 00:41:01,631 --> 00:41:03,115 Oh my God, I can't breathe, 1045 00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:05,117 -and my chest is hurting. -Hey! 1046 00:41:05,152 --> 00:41:07,499 -Gill's having a heart attack! -[DAMIAN SCREAMS] 1047 00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:09,397 -I am?! -She is?! 1048 00:41:09,432 --> 00:41:11,020 [SAM] Hey, what's wrong, what's wrong? 1049 00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,815 Does it feel like you're underwater? 1050 00:41:12,849 --> 00:41:14,575 -Hell yeah. -Is there any pain 1051 00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:17,267 radiating from your left jaw, left shoulder, left arm? 1052 00:41:17,302 --> 00:41:18,855 -Left? -Yes, left, left, left! 1053 00:41:18,890 --> 00:41:20,788 Not my left. No, no, that feels fine. 1054 00:41:20,823 --> 00:41:21,996 Okay, nothing on your left side? 1055 00:41:22,031 --> 00:41:23,619 Nothing on my left side. 1056 00:41:23,653 --> 00:41:26,138 Okay, okay, Gill, take deep breaths with me, okay? 1057 00:41:26,173 --> 00:41:27,519 -Okay. -Deep breath in. 1058 00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:29,003 [ALL INHALING] 1059 00:41:29,038 --> 00:41:30,660 -Deep breath out. -[ALL EXHALING] 1060 00:41:30,695 --> 00:41:32,938 -Deep breath in. -[ALL INHALING] 1061 00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:35,044 -Deep breath out. -[ALL EXHALING] 1062 00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:36,873 Okay, feeling better? 1063 00:41:36,908 --> 00:41:38,150 Yeah, a little, I guess. 1064 00:41:38,185 --> 00:41:39,600 -[SOBS] -[INDISTINCT] 1065 00:41:39,635 --> 00:41:41,464 It's okay. She's having a panic attack. 1066 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,639 Oh. Oh, I have those all the time. 1067 00:41:43,673 --> 00:41:45,641 -She's fine. -I'm fine? 1068 00:41:45,675 --> 00:41:47,643 -Yes, yes, yes. -[LAUGHS] I don't feel fine. 1069 00:41:47,677 --> 00:41:50,162 You're gonna be okay. Just need... Look, Jack, 1070 00:41:50,197 --> 00:41:52,889 do me a favor, put your hand on her chest. 1071 00:41:52,924 --> 00:41:54,442 -This hand? -Yes, that hand. 1072 00:41:54,477 --> 00:41:56,203 -Put that hand on my chest. -Yes. 1073 00:41:56,237 --> 00:41:58,205 -You can help calm her down. -Yeah. 1074 00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,138 [SAM] Give your body some time to adjust. 1075 00:42:00,172 --> 00:42:02,036 -You'll be fine. -Thank you. 1076 00:42:02,071 --> 00:42:04,452 -You're welcome. Stay put. -Just breathe. 1077 00:42:04,487 --> 00:42:05,488 [BREATHING SLOWS] 1078 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,248 -Where would I go? -Don't leave. 1079 00:42:07,283 --> 00:42:10,320 I think that we need to just stay positive 1080 00:42:10,355 --> 00:42:12,046 down here in the bomb shelter. 1081 00:42:12,081 --> 00:42:13,738 I need some fucking Wi-Fi 1082 00:42:13,772 --> 00:42:15,222 so I can make sure my baby's okay. 1083 00:42:15,256 --> 00:42:16,706 [MO] Pen, there's no Wi-Fi down here. 1084 00:42:16,741 --> 00:42:19,191 Pen, stay put. I texted Lana before we came down. 1085 00:42:19,226 --> 00:42:22,436 -Just stay in the basement. -Yes, I know, Sam. 1086 00:42:22,470 --> 00:42:25,232 I just really think we need to be with Rocco right now. 1087 00:42:25,266 --> 00:42:27,683 He's three hours away, and... 1088 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:30,444 there's a bomb. 1089 00:42:30,478 --> 00:42:33,102 [SILENCE] 1090 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:41,213 [SIGHS] 1091 00:42:46,978 --> 00:42:49,325 I never should've left 20 years ago. 1092 00:42:51,430 --> 00:42:52,915 What? 1093 00:42:52,949 --> 00:42:54,641 I should've stayed with you. 1094 00:42:55,849 --> 00:42:57,575 Built a life with you. 1095 00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:00,129 Logan... 1096 00:43:00,923 --> 00:43:04,582 Just... It just sucks that I'm now realizing this. 1097 00:43:06,411 --> 00:43:09,138 I shouldn't have pissed about so much. 1098 00:43:10,864 --> 00:43:13,107 I wasted so much time. 1099 00:43:14,108 --> 00:43:16,904 I was so focused on my career, 1100 00:43:16,939 --> 00:43:19,320 I let all this time just slip by. 1101 00:43:19,355 --> 00:43:22,185 If I got my shit together sooner... 1102 00:43:24,878 --> 00:43:27,087 I would've met Pen sooner. 1103 00:43:29,296 --> 00:43:31,160 Could've had at least... 1104 00:43:32,506 --> 00:43:33,921 three more kids. 1105 00:43:33,956 --> 00:43:36,234 Jesus Christ, shut up! 1106 00:43:36,268 --> 00:43:40,203 [SAM] I always wanted a big family. I always... 1107 00:43:40,238 --> 00:43:43,517 envisioned myself surrounded by... 1108 00:43:43,551 --> 00:43:44,932 a gaggle of kids. 1109 00:43:44,967 --> 00:43:46,175 I would've taken just one 1110 00:43:46,209 --> 00:43:48,142 if Gill would've been on board. 1111 00:43:49,005 --> 00:43:50,489 What? 1112 00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:52,802 What are you talking about? 1113 00:43:54,493 --> 00:43:57,082 I found your birth control pills. 1114 00:43:57,117 --> 00:43:59,775 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 1115 00:43:59,809 --> 00:44:02,985 Can we please not do this in front of all our friends? 1116 00:44:03,019 --> 00:44:05,332 [JACK] Oh, yeah, we should wait 1117 00:44:05,366 --> 00:44:08,335 till after we're incinerated by a nuclear explosion. 1118 00:44:08,369 --> 00:44:10,613 -Jack, please... -Been trying to figure out, 1119 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,339 why would you... why would you do that? 1120 00:44:12,373 --> 00:44:14,134 I don't know. I was gonna tell you. 1121 00:44:14,168 --> 00:44:16,343 [JACK] Oh, yeah? You were gonna tell me? 1122 00:44:16,377 --> 00:44:19,173 Now you don't want to have a kid? Is that what's happening? 1123 00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:21,072 [SIGHS] I don't know. 1124 00:44:21,106 --> 00:44:22,280 What the fuck? 1125 00:44:22,314 --> 00:44:24,869 Why wouldn't you tell me? Huh? 1126 00:44:24,903 --> 00:44:28,424 -Why wouldn't you tell me?! -I don't know. I... 1127 00:44:29,701 --> 00:44:32,014 Well, at least I didn't have to find out on the podcast. 1128 00:44:32,048 --> 00:44:34,188 Okay, that's not fair, Jack. 1129 00:44:34,223 --> 00:44:36,190 Oh, it's not fair? No? Hm. 1130 00:44:36,225 --> 00:44:38,020 So you air out all of our shit in front of all 1131 00:44:38,054 --> 00:44:41,471 of your millions of followers who are basically strangers, 1132 00:44:41,506 --> 00:44:44,336 yet you don't tell me, the person that you live with. 1133 00:44:44,371 --> 00:44:46,856 You lie to me! That's not fair! 1134 00:44:46,891 --> 00:44:49,548 Do you want to know what else isn't fair, Jack? 1135 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:53,380 When your husband puts expectations on you 1136 00:44:53,414 --> 00:44:55,175 and doesn't listen to you 1137 00:44:55,762 --> 00:45:00,214 and makes a huge decision for the both of us 1138 00:45:00,249 --> 00:45:03,217 and doesn't see what I really wanted. 1139 00:45:03,252 --> 00:45:05,081 That is what's not fair, Jack. 1140 00:45:05,116 --> 00:45:06,876 Not see what you wanted? 1141 00:45:06,911 --> 00:45:09,637 I-I-I'm sorry that I did not trust the words 1142 00:45:09,672 --> 00:45:11,398 that were coming out of your mouth! 1143 00:45:11,432 --> 00:45:13,193 I didn't realize that when you said 1144 00:45:13,227 --> 00:45:14,573 you wanted to have a baby with me, 1145 00:45:14,608 --> 00:45:16,575 what you really meant was you wanted to talk 1146 00:45:16,610 --> 00:45:19,578 about having a baby on your stupid fucking podcast! 1147 00:45:20,234 --> 00:45:23,755 That is so fucked up, you asshole! 1148 00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:27,034 That stupid fucking podcast 1149 00:45:27,069 --> 00:45:29,312 is what's paid for tonight 1150 00:45:29,347 --> 00:45:31,418 and pays your cell phone bills. 1151 00:45:31,452 --> 00:45:33,351 First of all, it is a family plan! 1152 00:45:33,385 --> 00:45:34,939 Okay? It just makes sense. Second of all, 1153 00:45:34,973 --> 00:45:37,700 tonight, you wanna just take-- just take it all back. 1154 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,564 You can start with these fucking leather pants. 1155 00:45:39,598 --> 00:45:40,979 Here, I don't want these fucking-- 1156 00:45:41,014 --> 00:45:42,670 -Ah! Ah! Ow! -You know what, Jack? 1157 00:45:42,705 --> 00:45:45,259 Maybe if you actually listened to my podcast, 1158 00:45:45,294 --> 00:45:47,399 you would see why it's so successful. 1159 00:45:47,434 --> 00:45:50,402 I mean, why do you even want a kid? 1160 00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:53,267 Are you gonna pick him up from soccer practice 1161 00:45:53,302 --> 00:45:54,613 high out of your fucking mind? 1162 00:45:54,648 --> 00:45:56,754 Mo and I hooked up at the Deltopia party 1163 00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:57,858 in 2001! 1164 00:45:57,893 --> 00:45:59,135 -[DAMIAN] What?! -What? 1165 00:45:59,170 --> 00:46:00,585 -Sam? -What? 1166 00:46:00,619 --> 00:46:02,621 What do you mean, "hooked up"? 1167 00:46:04,244 --> 00:46:05,486 We got together. 1168 00:46:05,521 --> 00:46:07,730 Okay, so, in my defense, 1169 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,456 I was very drunk. 1170 00:46:09,490 --> 00:46:12,286 -He could've been anybody. -That's fucked. 1171 00:46:12,321 --> 00:46:15,324 So you had sex with Mo and you didn't tell me? 1172 00:46:15,842 --> 00:46:17,257 Oh my God. 1173 00:46:17,291 --> 00:46:19,707 [PENELOPE] You dodgy fucker. 1174 00:46:20,501 --> 00:46:22,987 Well, I wasn't gonna mention this because... 1175 00:46:23,366 --> 00:46:26,266 well, I didn't think you could handle it, but fuck it. 1176 00:46:27,336 --> 00:46:28,958 I had sex with him. 1177 00:46:28,993 --> 00:46:30,166 [SUPPRESSED LAUGH] 1178 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,962 -[LOGAN] What? -[DAMIAN LAUGHING] Oh my God! 1179 00:46:32,997 --> 00:46:34,930 -Oh, me? -[DAMIAN LAUGHING] 1180 00:46:34,964 --> 00:46:37,139 Hi. [LAUGHS] 1181 00:46:37,173 --> 00:46:40,590 Yeah. It was in, um, in London. 1182 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:44,663 Um, the... you were playing with the Jinx at The Half Moon 1183 00:46:44,698 --> 00:46:46,493 in like 2010. 1184 00:46:48,322 --> 00:46:49,979 [LOGAN] 2010, huh? 1185 00:46:51,532 --> 00:46:54,570 -Oh, yeah! [LAUGHS] -[PENELOPE LAUGHS] 1186 00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:57,469 -Yeah! -Yeah, hey, how you doin'? 1187 00:46:57,504 --> 00:46:59,471 I didn't recognize you with the... 1188 00:46:59,506 --> 00:47:01,473 I know. Yeah, I was, um... 1189 00:47:01,508 --> 00:47:03,648 Well, I'm thinner now, yeah. 1190 00:47:03,682 --> 00:47:06,720 What a small world. How you been? 1191 00:47:06,754 --> 00:47:08,549 I've been good! Yeah, I've been really good. 1192 00:47:08,584 --> 00:47:11,311 I didn't recognize you. I was going, "I know him." 1193 00:47:11,345 --> 00:47:13,796 Um, but you changed your hair. 1194 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,661 Yeah. I had a, um, a blonde mohawk. 1195 00:47:16,695 --> 00:47:18,663 Yes, you did. I remember very well, 1196 00:47:18,697 --> 00:47:21,148 and it would not budge, even after... 1197 00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:23,323 -[LAUGHS] -Yeah, it was crazy. 1198 00:47:23,357 --> 00:47:25,497 It was really, really... 1199 00:47:25,532 --> 00:47:30,054 -It was really crazy. -How could you fuck... him?! 1200 00:47:30,433 --> 00:47:31,918 I knew you couldn't handle it. 1201 00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:33,540 That's disgusting! 1202 00:47:33,574 --> 00:47:35,542 -Hey! -Why didn't you tell me? 1203 00:47:35,576 --> 00:47:37,268 Well, I didn't tell you, Sam, 1204 00:47:37,302 --> 00:47:39,028 because I didn't know you knew him. 1205 00:47:39,063 --> 00:47:41,065 I have been on holiday with Mo. 1206 00:47:41,099 --> 00:47:42,376 You should've told me. 1207 00:47:42,411 --> 00:47:43,688 [DAMIAN] Shut up! 1208 00:47:43,722 --> 00:47:46,346 -[LAUGHING] -Who cares?! 1209 00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:47,865 Straight people! 1210 00:47:47,899 --> 00:47:50,695 Oh my God, you're so fucking dysfunctional! 1211 00:47:50,729 --> 00:47:52,870 It's like bad reality TV. 1212 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:54,595 We make good reality TV! 1213 00:47:54,630 --> 00:47:57,046 We make Drag Race and bake-offs, 1214 00:47:57,081 --> 00:47:58,876 and you make MILF Manor! 1215 00:47:58,910 --> 00:48:01,395 -[LAUGHING] -[DAMIAN] I'm sorry. 1216 00:48:01,430 --> 00:48:02,914 -Okay... -[ISHAAN] I'm sorry. 1217 00:48:02,949 --> 00:48:05,399 We should just keep this light and-and breezy. 1218 00:48:05,434 --> 00:48:07,263 Yeah, that's a good call. That's a good call. 1219 00:48:07,298 --> 00:48:08,575 -[GIGGLING] -Okay. 1220 00:48:08,955 --> 00:48:11,543 Let's go around the room and just say, then... 1221 00:48:12,613 --> 00:48:14,063 what we're grateful for. 1222 00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:16,859 -[ISHAAN] That's a good idea. -Okay? Let's do that. 1223 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,378 -Why don't you start, Ish? -What? 1224 00:48:18,412 --> 00:48:19,517 Why don't you start? 1225 00:48:19,551 --> 00:48:21,760 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 1226 00:48:21,795 --> 00:48:23,486 Um... [EXHALES] 1227 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,904 I'm grateful for... 1228 00:48:33,082 --> 00:48:34,428 Wow, what was I saying? 1229 00:48:34,463 --> 00:48:36,361 -What you're grateful for. -Oh my God. 1230 00:48:36,396 --> 00:48:39,433 Oh my God, I'm so high. I, um... [LAUGHS] 1231 00:48:39,468 --> 00:48:43,472 I, um, I'm grateful for... 1232 00:48:43,506 --> 00:48:45,992 [CLICKS TONGUE] ...my family. 1233 00:48:46,026 --> 00:48:47,752 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 1234 00:48:47,786 --> 00:48:50,755 For the strength that I didn't know I had... 1235 00:48:52,446 --> 00:48:54,759 and I found with the help of... 1236 00:48:54,793 --> 00:48:57,693 the love of my life, Damian. 1237 00:49:00,109 --> 00:49:01,800 You're my everything. 1238 00:49:02,318 --> 00:49:04,769 You make me a better person. [SNIFFLES] 1239 00:49:04,803 --> 00:49:06,771 You make me laugh every single day. 1240 00:49:06,805 --> 00:49:08,807 -[BOTH LAUGH] -That's very sweet. 1241 00:49:08,842 --> 00:49:10,499 It's true. 1242 00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:14,468 I'm grateful for, mmm... 1243 00:49:14,503 --> 00:49:17,644 my brother and my mother and... [INHALES] 1244 00:49:17,678 --> 00:49:20,302 ...and my chosen family, and my... 1245 00:49:20,336 --> 00:49:22,821 our Brussels Griffon, Sebastian. 1246 00:49:22,856 --> 00:49:26,308 -[SOBBING] I miss him... -[SOBBING] Oh my God. 1247 00:49:26,342 --> 00:49:28,758 [DAMIAN SOBBING] ...so fucking much. 1248 00:49:28,793 --> 00:49:32,141 I miss our fucking dog. I want my dog. 1249 00:49:32,176 --> 00:49:33,832 [ISHAAN CRYING] 1250 00:49:33,867 --> 00:49:37,008 And to find you, and you, you're my soulmate. 1251 00:49:37,043 --> 00:49:40,115 I love you so much. You're my best friend. 1252 00:49:40,149 --> 00:49:42,634 [TREMBLED BREATHING] 1253 00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:45,396 I almost got to marry you. 1254 00:49:45,430 --> 00:49:48,640 Aw! Almost. [SNIFFLING] 1255 00:49:48,675 --> 00:49:50,332 Maybe if we don't get blown up. 1256 00:49:50,366 --> 00:49:52,403 [BOTH LAUGH] 1257 00:49:53,507 --> 00:49:55,509 [SNIFFLES] Wow. 1258 00:49:56,821 --> 00:49:58,133 Okay. 1259 00:49:59,203 --> 00:50:00,342 You're up, Jack. 1260 00:50:00,376 --> 00:50:02,551 What am I thankful for? 1261 00:50:04,829 --> 00:50:09,523 I'm thankful for how things used to be. 1262 00:50:09,558 --> 00:50:11,215 I got to spend half of my life with the person 1263 00:50:11,249 --> 00:50:14,045 who I thought I knew more than anyone else in the world. 1264 00:50:16,634 --> 00:50:18,187 I miss that. 1265 00:50:20,362 --> 00:50:23,054 I'm thankful for that life too, Jack. 1266 00:50:26,506 --> 00:50:28,577 And I feel really lucky that I got to live 1267 00:50:28,611 --> 00:50:30,751 such a wonderful life with you. 1268 00:50:32,581 --> 00:50:34,514 [DAMIAN] That was really touching. 1269 00:50:36,378 --> 00:50:37,758 Okay, who's next? 1270 00:50:37,793 --> 00:50:40,037 [PENELOPE] I'm grateful for my son. 1271 00:50:43,178 --> 00:50:46,422 [CRYING] I'll never forgive myself for abandoning him. 1272 00:50:47,009 --> 00:50:49,218 [SAM] I look at our son, and I can't believe 1273 00:50:49,253 --> 00:50:50,771 we created that life together. 1274 00:50:52,256 --> 00:50:53,878 We did that. 1275 00:50:55,569 --> 00:50:57,571 He's perfect. He's... 1276 00:50:58,572 --> 00:51:00,195 That's an unbiased fact. 1277 00:51:00,229 --> 00:51:03,439 His little hands, his little toes, he's... 1278 00:51:03,474 --> 00:51:05,441 [PENELOPE SIGHS] 1279 00:51:05,476 --> 00:51:06,994 [SAM] ...all perfect. 1280 00:51:08,272 --> 00:51:09,928 You're an incredible mother. 1281 00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:13,794 Thank you. 1282 00:51:13,829 --> 00:51:16,280 Okay, I can go. Um... 1283 00:51:16,314 --> 00:51:18,730 I'm grateful for my family, 1284 00:51:18,765 --> 00:51:22,596 my friends, and the work that I do. 1285 00:51:25,323 --> 00:51:27,463 It's truly meant so much to me 1286 00:51:27,498 --> 00:51:30,777 to know that I'm making a difference. 1287 00:51:31,743 --> 00:51:33,780 And I'm really grateful 1288 00:51:33,814 --> 00:51:37,266 for all of the moments I've had with every one of you. 1289 00:51:37,301 --> 00:51:39,026 Truly grateful. 1290 00:51:39,544 --> 00:51:42,340 I'm grateful that my band kicked me out. 1291 00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:43,962 -Wait, what? -[LOGAN] Yeah. 1292 00:51:43,997 --> 00:51:46,448 Happened a few weeks ago, but, um... 1293 00:51:46,965 --> 00:51:48,657 it's been brewing for a long time. 1294 00:51:48,691 --> 00:51:50,486 Well, what happened? 1295 00:51:50,521 --> 00:51:52,212 [LOGAN] Creative differences. 1296 00:51:52,695 --> 00:51:54,973 I was writing new material, and... 1297 00:51:55,836 --> 00:51:58,977 they wanted to keep playing the same old shit. 1298 00:52:00,703 --> 00:52:02,809 I'm so sorry. 1299 00:52:05,363 --> 00:52:06,606 It's cool. 1300 00:52:07,848 --> 00:52:10,196 Really, it's cool. I mean... 1301 00:52:10,989 --> 00:52:13,095 At first, I freaked out 'cause I thought, 1302 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,304 "Is this my only identity?" And... 1303 00:52:16,685 --> 00:52:19,895 But then it... it granted my freedom. 1304 00:52:20,275 --> 00:52:21,966 This exercise really worked. 1305 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,175 -Yeah. [LAUGHS] -[LOGAN] Yeah. 1306 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,626 [LAUGHS] I feel like I'm awake 1307 00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:28,869 after 20 fucking years, you know? 1308 00:52:28,904 --> 00:52:31,700 I have all this music in my head. 1309 00:52:33,011 --> 00:52:35,945 -Sing something. -[CHUCKLES] 1310 00:52:35,980 --> 00:52:40,812 ♪ I drove all night ♪ 1311 00:52:40,847 --> 00:52:44,368 ♪ Tryin' to hold what ain't right ♪ 1312 00:52:45,472 --> 00:52:49,027 ♪ I know the answer, should I call you ♪ 1313 00:52:54,343 --> 00:52:55,655 [SIGHS] 1314 00:53:07,045 --> 00:53:09,876 [TENDER PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 1315 00:53:09,910 --> 00:53:12,844 -It's all yours. -I still love that song. 1316 00:53:15,261 --> 00:53:16,676 We wrote a good one. 1317 00:53:16,710 --> 00:53:19,196 [TENDER MUSIC CONTINUES] 1318 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,729 -[PENELOPE] Are we leaving? -No. 1319 00:53:35,764 --> 00:53:37,524 W-w-where are we going? 1320 00:53:37,559 --> 00:53:39,561 [SHUSHING] 1321 00:53:39,595 --> 00:53:41,148 Oh, bingo. 1322 00:53:42,495 --> 00:53:45,394 Oh! [EXHALES] 1323 00:53:45,429 --> 00:53:47,224 -Hey, Pen, Pen, Pen. -Yes? 1324 00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:48,880 -They have the same vase. -What? 1325 00:53:48,915 --> 00:53:51,573 They have the same vase as us. Look. 1326 00:53:51,607 --> 00:53:53,851 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1327 00:53:53,885 --> 00:53:55,646 Is that why you brought me in here? 1328 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,992 -No, no, no. -Okay. 1329 00:53:57,026 --> 00:53:58,856 I brought you in here 1330 00:53:58,890 --> 00:54:00,858 to get you alone, to tell you 1331 00:54:00,892 --> 00:54:03,723 just how beautiful you are. 1332 00:54:04,655 --> 00:54:06,450 Sam, I don't feel very beautiful. 1333 00:54:06,484 --> 00:54:07,623 -Well, you are. -Thank you. 1334 00:54:07,658 --> 00:54:08,762 You're stunning. 1335 00:54:09,176 --> 00:54:11,489 -Oh, sorry! Sorry. -Fuck! Ah! 1336 00:54:11,524 --> 00:54:13,146 -Ah! -[PENELOPE] Sorry. 1337 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:14,423 Wait, wait, wait. 1338 00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:15,804 Sam, what are you doing? 1339 00:54:15,838 --> 00:54:18,738 I thought I would just seize the moment. 1340 00:54:19,497 --> 00:54:21,672 I'm scared to have a baby. 1341 00:54:23,674 --> 00:54:26,815 I mean, I'm scared of my whole life 1342 00:54:26,849 --> 00:54:30,059 just stopping and becoming all about the baby, 1343 00:54:30,094 --> 00:54:33,408 and I am not ready for that to happen right now. 1344 00:54:33,442 --> 00:54:34,961 I'm scared too. 1345 00:54:34,995 --> 00:54:36,480 You are? 1346 00:54:36,514 --> 00:54:38,136 Yeah, everyone's scared. 1347 00:54:38,171 --> 00:54:41,278 I mean, I don't even know if I would be a good mom. 1348 00:54:43,003 --> 00:54:46,731 Right now, I love spending my time at work 1349 00:54:46,766 --> 00:54:48,112 and on the podcast, 1350 00:54:48,146 --> 00:54:51,149 and I'm really, really good at it. 1351 00:54:52,703 --> 00:54:54,636 And it makes me really happy. 1352 00:54:54,670 --> 00:54:56,016 [CHUCKLES] 1353 00:54:57,017 --> 00:54:59,399 I don't want to resent you 1354 00:55:00,124 --> 00:55:03,023 for having to give that up because, then, 1355 00:55:03,058 --> 00:55:05,957 I really wouldn't be a good mom. 1356 00:55:07,856 --> 00:55:09,651 You'd be a great mom. 1357 00:55:09,685 --> 00:55:12,170 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 1358 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,038 Thank you. 1359 00:55:19,937 --> 00:55:24,838 But I think that somebody who wants to be a mom... 1360 00:55:24,873 --> 00:55:28,014 should really, really want that. 1361 00:55:29,395 --> 00:55:30,775 I haven't slept, 1362 00:55:30,810 --> 00:55:33,778 and everything is still fucking sore. 1363 00:55:34,192 --> 00:55:37,506 I don't feel like myself. I feel fucking gross. 1364 00:55:38,404 --> 00:55:39,853 Okay? 1365 00:55:41,717 --> 00:55:43,478 I'm not in my body. 1366 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,826 It's like it still belongs to Rocco. 1367 00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:48,966 I just wish I was with him. 1368 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,657 That's all I can think about. 1369 00:55:50,692 --> 00:55:52,763 Me too, 100%. 1370 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,248 It's just, given the circumstances, 1371 00:55:55,282 --> 00:55:58,631 I thought we'd finally be able to have a little sexy-sex. 1372 00:55:58,665 --> 00:56:01,565 What kind of person wants to have sex at a time like this? 1373 00:56:01,599 --> 00:56:04,361 -[SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING] -[MOANING] 1374 00:56:06,846 --> 00:56:10,056 [MOANING] 1375 00:56:12,265 --> 00:56:14,025 Doesn't it bother you how long it's been? 1376 00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:17,546 Honestly, Sam, I am so tired... 1377 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,377 -I don't think about it. -Oh, you don't think about it? 1378 00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:23,828 Well, that's a fucking problem, Pen. 1379 00:56:23,863 --> 00:56:25,727 I guess it is a problem, Sam. 1380 00:56:25,761 --> 00:56:27,384 Well, do you think, you know, 1381 00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:30,766 hypothetically, if we survive this, 1382 00:56:30,801 --> 00:56:32,561 will you ever be ready? 1383 00:56:33,251 --> 00:56:34,425 [SCOFFS] 1384 00:56:35,771 --> 00:56:37,255 I don't know. 1385 00:56:39,982 --> 00:56:41,881 Is it me? [LAUGHS] 1386 00:56:43,745 --> 00:56:47,231 I think everything happened so fast with us. We... 1387 00:56:47,265 --> 00:56:49,751 Going out, then pregnant, and married, 1388 00:56:49,785 --> 00:56:51,373 within a year and a half. 1389 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,168 I thought you wanted to get married. 1390 00:56:53,617 --> 00:56:55,412 Youwanted to get married. 1391 00:56:55,446 --> 00:56:57,828 -You were pregnant. -[PENELOPE SCOFFS] 1392 00:56:58,725 --> 00:57:00,969 Yeah... 1393 00:57:01,003 --> 00:57:03,420 Is that the only reason we did it? 1394 00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:07,078 No, it's not the only reason we did it. 1395 00:57:07,113 --> 00:57:09,598 We did it because we love each other. 1396 00:57:13,464 --> 00:57:14,603 Do you love me? 1397 00:57:16,329 --> 00:57:17,986 Oh my God. 1398 00:57:21,196 --> 00:57:24,441 You are the father of my son. 1399 00:57:24,475 --> 00:57:26,132 Of course... 1400 00:57:27,927 --> 00:57:29,860 I have love for you. 1401 00:57:29,894 --> 00:57:32,276 You "have love" for me? 1402 00:57:32,310 --> 00:57:33,933 Who says that? 1403 00:57:34,692 --> 00:57:37,315 I love you. 1404 00:57:39,628 --> 00:57:41,492 -You don't love me? -I said I have love for you. 1405 00:57:41,527 --> 00:57:43,114 I don't know what you want me to say, Sam. 1406 00:57:43,149 --> 00:57:44,944 I don't want to hurt you. 1407 00:57:45,565 --> 00:57:46,911 Sam, I'm sorry. 1408 00:57:46,946 --> 00:57:48,810 You... [SNICKERS] 1409 00:57:48,844 --> 00:57:50,328 You're sorry? 1410 00:57:50,363 --> 00:57:52,330 [LAUGHS] 1411 00:57:53,331 --> 00:57:54,540 I'm sorry. 1412 00:57:54,574 --> 00:57:56,473 But just one thing. 1413 00:57:56,507 --> 00:57:59,268 Do you have any idea 1414 00:57:59,303 --> 00:58:02,962 how many women I could've fucked? 1415 00:58:04,653 --> 00:58:06,552 -Excuse me? -[SAM] Dozens. 1416 00:58:06,586 --> 00:58:09,278 Maybe even in the thirties. Low to mid thirties, 1417 00:58:09,313 --> 00:58:10,832 but definitely somewhere there. 1418 00:58:10,866 --> 00:58:12,143 That's how many women jump at me 1419 00:58:12,178 --> 00:58:13,938 all the fucking time, Pen! 1420 00:58:13,973 --> 00:58:15,008 You want a fucking trophy? 1421 00:58:15,043 --> 00:58:16,320 I don't want a fucking trophy. 1422 00:58:16,354 --> 00:58:18,218 Then why are you telling me? 1423 00:58:21,014 --> 00:58:23,396 Why are you telling me? Just to hurt me? 1424 00:58:24,777 --> 00:58:26,295 How can I hurt you? 1425 00:58:26,330 --> 00:58:28,125 You're fucking heartless! 1426 00:58:28,159 --> 00:58:30,955 -[SLAPS] -[GROANING] 1427 00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:32,992 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1428 00:58:34,407 --> 00:58:35,753 Fuck you. 1429 00:58:35,788 --> 00:58:38,515 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 1430 00:58:40,033 --> 00:58:42,104 [FOOTSTEPS FADING AWAY] 1431 00:58:42,139 --> 00:58:43,623 I missed you. 1432 00:58:43,658 --> 00:58:45,832 [SIGHS] I missed you too. 1433 00:58:45,867 --> 00:58:47,558 So much. 1434 00:58:47,593 --> 00:58:51,044 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1435 00:58:53,081 --> 00:58:55,877 I tried so hard to forget about you. 1436 00:58:55,911 --> 00:58:57,741 I couldn't. 1437 00:58:57,775 --> 00:58:59,846 You know? 1438 00:58:59,881 --> 00:59:02,504 I just... [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1439 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:05,438 I never found anyone who compared to you. 1440 00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:10,305 I love you, Mo. 1441 00:59:12,652 --> 00:59:14,412 I love you too. 1442 00:59:18,727 --> 00:59:19,970 Mmm. 1443 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:26,770 -Should we go again? -Yeah, we could do better. 1444 00:59:26,804 --> 00:59:27,874 I think so. 1445 00:59:27,909 --> 00:59:29,635 [SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 1446 00:59:29,669 --> 00:59:31,395 [LAUGHING] 1447 00:59:35,951 --> 00:59:37,194 [MUSIC FADING] 1448 00:59:37,228 --> 00:59:38,747 You have this whole other life, 1449 00:59:38,782 --> 00:59:41,267 this whole other world, and I'm not a part of it. 1450 00:59:41,301 --> 00:59:43,407 And, look, I love that you're happy. 1451 00:59:43,441 --> 00:59:44,615 I do, I love it. 1452 00:59:45,685 --> 00:59:47,135 But I'm not. 1453 00:59:47,514 --> 00:59:48,757 [GILL] You're not? 1454 00:59:49,309 --> 00:59:51,415 I don't want you to be unhappy, Jack. 1455 00:59:51,449 --> 00:59:54,452 I think maybe I wanted a... a baby 1456 00:59:54,487 --> 00:59:58,284 and to, um, start a family... 1457 00:59:59,630 --> 01:00:02,357 so I can get you back, 1458 01:00:02,391 --> 01:00:04,083 spend more time with you. 1459 01:00:04,462 --> 01:00:07,431 We already are a family, Jack. 1460 01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:12,470 And we always will be. 1461 01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:17,786 A baby doesn't change that. 1462 01:00:21,307 --> 01:00:24,517 [PSYCHEDELIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1463 01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:37,461 [SNAKE HISSING] 1464 01:01:01,381 --> 01:01:03,660 -What are you looking at? -Oh my God. 1465 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:06,179 -[MUSIC ENDS] -[DAMIAN AND ISHAAN SIGH] 1466 01:01:08,803 --> 01:01:10,597 Is your marriage over? 1467 01:01:12,979 --> 01:01:14,187 What? 1468 01:01:14,222 --> 01:01:17,087 [PSYCHEDELIC ROCK MUSIC RESUMES] 1469 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:26,544 [MUSIC FADES] 1470 01:01:28,443 --> 01:01:30,859 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1471 01:01:30,894 --> 01:01:32,689 [LOGAN GROANS] 1472 01:01:32,723 --> 01:01:33,828 [SAM SNIFFLES] 1473 01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:36,451 [ISHAAN SIGHS] 1474 01:01:36,485 --> 01:01:38,867 It feels like days. How much longer? 1475 01:01:39,281 --> 01:01:41,076 Could be any minute. Any second. 1476 01:01:41,111 --> 01:01:43,596 This is awful. Just bomb us already! 1477 01:01:43,630 --> 01:01:46,219 [ISHAAN] I keep thinking about the last few years. 1478 01:01:47,255 --> 01:01:49,153 I went through a year of chemo, 1479 01:01:49,188 --> 01:01:52,709 and then I went right back to work. [LAUGHS] 1480 01:01:52,743 --> 01:01:55,021 You know, I made all these plans, and I don't... 1481 01:01:55,056 --> 01:01:57,230 I don't know why I didn't do any of them. 1482 01:01:57,265 --> 01:01:59,923 I was gonna travel the world. 1483 01:01:59,957 --> 01:02:01,303 With me? 1484 01:02:04,306 --> 01:02:05,894 Of course. We... 1485 01:02:06,412 --> 01:02:08,069 We should've planned a trip. 1486 01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:11,417 I'm really sorry we never got married. 1487 01:02:15,386 --> 01:02:17,250 -You are? -Yeah. 1488 01:02:17,768 --> 01:02:19,149 I just... 1489 01:02:20,219 --> 01:02:21,703 I think now that... 1490 01:02:22,428 --> 01:02:23,947 you know, I'm on death's door, 1491 01:02:23,981 --> 01:02:27,191 it-it's something that I really wanted all the time, 1492 01:02:27,226 --> 01:02:29,884 and, you know, when I think about... 1493 01:02:29,918 --> 01:02:31,299 [SIGHS] 1494 01:02:31,333 --> 01:02:35,234 When I picture our death, you know, 1495 01:02:35,268 --> 01:02:37,443 like, I mean, obviously you die first. 1496 01:02:37,477 --> 01:02:40,239 -Obviously. -'Cause... 1497 01:02:40,273 --> 01:02:41,585 you're very, very old. 1498 01:02:41,619 --> 01:02:43,656 I'm... seven months older than you. 1499 01:02:43,690 --> 01:02:45,278 [DAMIAN] Seven and a half months. 1500 01:02:45,313 --> 01:02:47,246 You know, and I just saw us as married 1501 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,732 'cause, you know... [LAUGHS] 1502 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,251 I'd be the loyal, 1503 01:02:52,285 --> 01:02:54,978 much younger, mournful husband that... 1504 01:02:55,012 --> 01:02:56,393 never left your side. 1505 01:02:56,427 --> 01:02:58,429 -You know? Yeah. -Oh. 1506 01:02:58,464 --> 01:03:00,259 -That's sweet. -[DAMIAN LAUGHS] 1507 01:03:00,293 --> 01:03:02,571 And... and kind of morbid. 1508 01:03:02,606 --> 01:03:05,643 [LAUGHING] 1509 01:03:05,678 --> 01:03:07,473 I never knew it meant that much to you. 1510 01:03:07,507 --> 01:03:09,958 [DAMIAN] I think it does. 1511 01:03:09,993 --> 01:03:11,788 We should've done it. 1512 01:03:13,030 --> 01:03:14,618 We should do it now. 1513 01:03:15,861 --> 01:03:17,138 We should do it now. 1514 01:03:17,172 --> 01:03:19,105 -Now? -Yes! 1515 01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:21,418 Why not? What do we have to lose? 1516 01:03:21,452 --> 01:03:23,178 -Nothing, I guess. -Yeah! 1517 01:03:23,213 --> 01:03:24,214 [LAUGHING] 1518 01:03:24,248 --> 01:03:25,456 How do we do this? 1519 01:03:25,491 --> 01:03:27,010 How do we do this now? 1520 01:03:27,044 --> 01:03:28,321 I'm ordained. 1521 01:03:28,356 --> 01:03:29,633 -[DAMIAN] What? -Yeah. 1522 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:31,566 I did it online last summer 1523 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,499 when our drummer, Julie, and our makeup artist 1524 01:03:33,533 --> 01:03:35,121 got married in Costa Rica. 1525 01:03:35,156 --> 01:03:38,642 [SCREAMS] Well, that-that's amazing! 1526 01:03:38,676 --> 01:03:39,954 [LAUGHING] 1527 01:03:39,988 --> 01:03:41,887 Amazing! He can do it! 1528 01:03:41,921 --> 01:03:43,509 [LAUGHING] Let's do it! 1529 01:03:43,543 --> 01:03:46,753 [BRIGHT, CEREMONIAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1530 01:04:04,357 --> 01:04:05,842 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 1531 01:04:10,916 --> 01:04:13,711 -♪ Here comes the bride ♪ -Please stop. 1532 01:04:13,746 --> 01:04:15,782 [LAUGHING] 1533 01:04:25,758 --> 01:04:26,793 Oh. 1534 01:04:27,725 --> 01:04:30,211 -Welcome. -[CHUCKLING] 1535 01:04:30,245 --> 01:04:31,937 We did it, guys. 1536 01:04:31,971 --> 01:04:33,179 [SIGHING] 1537 01:04:33,214 --> 01:04:35,423 We're gathered here today for... 1538 01:04:35,457 --> 01:04:39,530 Well, actually, for Jack and Gill's birthday. 1539 01:04:39,565 --> 01:04:42,740 But then the bomb text happened, 1540 01:04:43,327 --> 01:04:45,812 and we all rushed down here, and then... 1541 01:04:46,261 --> 01:04:47,884 other stuff happened. 1542 01:04:50,610 --> 01:04:52,854 Uh, but now we're here, 1543 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,891 celebrating the love 1544 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:56,582 of Damian and Ishaan. 1545 01:04:57,376 --> 01:04:59,033 You guys ready? 1546 01:04:59,067 --> 01:05:01,725 I'll keep it short 'cause time is of the essence. 1547 01:05:01,759 --> 01:05:02,760 [LAUGHS] 1548 01:05:02,795 --> 01:05:03,969 Damian... 1549 01:05:04,866 --> 01:05:07,593 do you take Ishaan to be your wedded husband, 1550 01:05:08,007 --> 01:05:09,802 to be your partner in life, 1551 01:05:09,836 --> 01:05:12,701 to share a path of life with, equal in love, 1552 01:05:12,736 --> 01:05:15,497 embraced as a mirror of your true self, 1553 01:05:16,153 --> 01:05:19,432 to honor and cherish, through good times and bad? 1554 01:05:20,123 --> 01:05:21,503 I do. 1555 01:05:22,815 --> 01:05:24,092 [LAUGHING] 1556 01:05:24,127 --> 01:05:25,266 Great answer, buddy. 1557 01:05:25,783 --> 01:05:28,269 Sorry, I just... I forgot this. 1558 01:05:28,303 --> 01:05:30,167 Yeah. There it is. 1559 01:05:30,202 --> 01:05:31,720 -Thank you. -It fits. 1560 01:05:31,755 --> 01:05:33,412 [CHUCKLES] 1561 01:05:33,446 --> 01:05:34,482 -Ishaan. -Huh? 1562 01:05:34,516 --> 01:05:36,104 Same question. 1563 01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:39,107 Do you take Damian to be your wedded husband, 1564 01:05:39,142 --> 01:05:40,729 to be your partner in life, 1565 01:05:40,764 --> 01:05:45,458 to share a path of life with, equal in love, 1566 01:05:45,493 --> 01:05:47,805 to honor, to cherish him, 1567 01:05:48,185 --> 01:05:49,462 through good times and bad? 1568 01:05:49,497 --> 01:05:50,947 -[ISHAAN CHUCKLES] -[SIGHS] 1569 01:05:53,501 --> 01:05:54,951 Just get it on. 1570 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:56,331 -No, I can't. -What? 1571 01:05:56,366 --> 01:05:58,023 -[EXPLOSION] -[ALL SCREAMING] 1572 01:05:58,057 --> 01:06:00,025 Oh, God! It's happening! 1573 01:06:00,059 --> 01:06:02,579 [ALL SCREAMING] 1574 01:06:02,613 --> 01:06:05,133 -Oh my God! -Was that it? 1575 01:06:05,168 --> 01:06:07,411 -Was that it? -I don't know. 1576 01:06:07,446 --> 01:06:08,723 [PANTING] Is it over? 1577 01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:10,380 It might've just been the first one. 1578 01:06:10,414 --> 01:06:12,485 -Oh, shit. -What? 1579 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:14,832 -The chef. -[MO] We need to go get her. 1580 01:06:14,867 --> 01:06:17,490 -[PENELOPE] I'll go. -[DAMIAN] No. She's dead. 1581 01:06:17,525 --> 01:06:19,596 No. I planned this. It's my responsibility. 1582 01:06:19,630 --> 01:06:20,838 [PENELOPE] I can go. 1583 01:06:20,873 --> 01:06:22,771 [MO] There might be nuclear fallout, Penelope. 1584 01:06:22,806 --> 01:06:24,704 -I'm going upstairs. -Pen, no, no! 1585 01:06:24,739 --> 01:06:27,190 I am going the fuck upstairs! 1586 01:06:27,224 --> 01:06:29,330 Wait! 1587 01:06:29,364 --> 01:06:31,228 I'm going with you. 1588 01:06:31,263 --> 01:06:33,506 -[PANTING] -Fine. 1589 01:06:33,541 --> 01:06:36,095 -[LOUDLY] Wait! -[ALL SCREAMING] 1590 01:06:36,130 --> 01:06:37,614 -Shit! -Jesus Christ! 1591 01:06:37,648 --> 01:06:39,616 You're gonna need protection. 1592 01:06:39,650 --> 01:06:41,307 Why are you screaming that? 1593 01:06:41,342 --> 01:06:42,688 Fuck, Gill. 1594 01:06:42,722 --> 01:06:45,587 [VIBRANT MUSIC PLAYING] 1595 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,878 [MUSIC FADES] 1596 01:07:01,603 --> 01:07:03,467 [SAM] Fuck. Chef? 1597 01:07:03,502 --> 01:07:05,090 Chef? 1598 01:07:05,435 --> 01:07:08,162 -Pen! -Oh my God! 1599 01:07:08,196 --> 01:07:09,922 [PENELOPE GASPS] 1600 01:07:09,956 --> 01:07:11,372 Oh my God! 1601 01:07:11,406 --> 01:07:13,512 -Still breathing. -Oh, thank God. 1602 01:07:13,546 --> 01:07:15,514 I wouldn't normally move her in this state, 1603 01:07:15,548 --> 01:07:18,344 but given the circumstances... 1604 01:07:18,379 --> 01:07:20,657 Pen? Pen? Grab her legs. 1605 01:07:20,691 --> 01:07:22,486 -Come on. -Okay. 1606 01:07:22,521 --> 01:07:24,902 [SAM GRUNTS] Ready? One, two, three, go. 1607 01:07:24,937 --> 01:07:27,077 -[GROANING] -Okay. Move it, move it. 1608 01:07:27,112 --> 01:07:28,216 -Okay. -Let's go. 1609 01:07:28,251 --> 01:07:29,562 -Easy, easy. -Sam, faster. 1610 01:07:29,597 --> 01:07:30,701 No, no, no. Easy, easy. 1611 01:07:30,736 --> 01:07:32,703 -Okay. -[PANTING] 1612 01:07:32,738 --> 01:07:36,190 -[GROANING] -[VIBRANT MUSIC PLAYING] 1613 01:07:38,744 --> 01:07:40,573 [EMERGENCY ALERT TONE PLAYING] 1614 01:07:40,608 --> 01:07:42,920 -Pen! [GROANS] -Shit. 1615 01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:46,407 [SAM] Fucking hell... 1616 01:07:46,441 --> 01:07:48,236 [PENELOPE] There's no bomb. 1617 01:07:48,271 --> 01:07:49,548 [SAM] What? 1618 01:07:49,582 --> 01:07:51,757 [PANTING] 1619 01:07:52,585 --> 01:07:55,071 There's no fucking bomb. 1620 01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:57,314 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 1621 01:07:57,349 --> 01:07:59,730 Pen! Oh, shit! 1622 01:08:01,249 --> 01:08:03,424 -Oh, God. -[PANTING] 1623 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:05,288 There's no bomb! 1624 01:08:05,322 --> 01:08:06,772 -What? -What?! 1625 01:08:06,806 --> 01:08:08,877 "There is no missile threat or danger 1626 01:08:08,912 --> 01:08:11,121 to the state of California. 1627 01:08:11,466 --> 01:08:13,744 Repeat. False alarm." 1628 01:08:13,779 --> 01:08:15,919 -Oh my God! -Is it real? 1629 01:08:15,953 --> 01:08:18,749 We're gonna live! [LAUGHING] 1630 01:08:18,784 --> 01:08:21,545 -Oh my goodness! -[PANTING AND LAUGHING] 1631 01:08:22,028 --> 01:08:24,721 Let's get the fuck outta this basement then! 1632 01:08:24,755 --> 01:08:27,586 Yeah, yeah. Wait, but... but what was that explosion? 1633 01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:29,381 [GILL] Oh my God. I'm gonna get outta here. 1634 01:08:29,415 --> 01:08:31,107 [MO] Oh my God! 1635 01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:33,799 Oh, shit. Guys, hey, we-- I'm sorry, babe. 1636 01:08:33,833 --> 01:08:35,352 We should get Jack to the couch 1637 01:08:35,387 --> 01:08:36,767 so he can put his foot up. 1638 01:08:36,802 --> 01:08:38,459 Sorry. He just needs to sit down. 1639 01:08:38,493 --> 01:08:40,909 Okay. It's okay. We're almost there. 1640 01:08:40,944 --> 01:08:43,843 -[EMERGENCY ALERT TONE PLAYS] -Oh, let me get a pillow here. 1641 01:08:43,878 --> 01:08:47,019 -Oh my God. [PANTING] -[ALL PHONES CHIMING AT ONCE] 1642 01:08:47,053 --> 01:08:49,677 -[GASPS] Oh. -[ALL PHONES CONTINUE CHIMING] 1643 01:08:49,711 --> 01:08:51,610 -I got the same text. -So did I. 1644 01:08:51,644 --> 01:08:53,474 Lana texted. She and Rocco are gonna be okay. 1645 01:08:53,508 --> 01:08:54,992 My parents are okay. 1646 01:08:55,027 --> 01:08:56,856 They were hiding in their garage. 1647 01:08:56,891 --> 01:08:58,479 I mean, was this a false alarm? 1648 01:08:58,513 --> 01:08:59,997 What the fuck? It's so fucked up. 1649 01:09:00,032 --> 01:09:03,139 Who would fuck up a nuclear bomb? 1650 01:09:03,173 --> 01:09:04,761 The system was hacked. 1651 01:09:04,795 --> 01:09:06,245 We can't know exactly what happened for sure. 1652 01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:08,247 Another country hacked our emergency alert system 1653 01:09:08,282 --> 01:09:10,042 and fucked the shit out of all of us. 1654 01:09:10,076 --> 01:09:12,527 Again, Ishaan, we don't know it was another country. 1655 01:09:12,562 --> 01:09:14,840 It could've just been a guy in his underwear in Michigan. 1656 01:09:15,496 --> 01:09:19,500 There's really only one thing we can know for sure. 1657 01:09:19,534 --> 01:09:20,949 We wouldn't have known any of this 1658 01:09:20,984 --> 01:09:23,469 if it wasn't for... a phone. 1659 01:09:23,504 --> 01:09:25,161 [BELL CHIMES] 1660 01:09:27,404 --> 01:09:28,681 What? 1661 01:09:30,027 --> 01:09:31,891 Why are you looking at me like that? 1662 01:09:31,926 --> 01:09:33,307 Well... 1663 01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:36,206 Penelope... 1664 01:09:36,689 --> 01:09:38,657 because if you didn't... 1665 01:09:38,691 --> 01:09:40,762 sneaky-sneaky 1666 01:09:40,797 --> 01:09:43,351 and go grab the unplug box, 1667 01:09:43,386 --> 01:09:47,183 we would still be celebrating our birthday party. 1668 01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:48,322 -Mm-hmm. -Hmm? 1669 01:09:48,356 --> 01:09:50,669 Maybe eatin' some of that... 1670 01:09:50,703 --> 01:09:53,154 -Thug Pussy, was it? -Yeah. Mm-hmm. 1671 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,018 Wouldn't have experienced any of this. 1672 01:09:55,052 --> 01:09:56,399 No, none of it. 1673 01:09:56,433 --> 01:09:58,159 Who has a no-phone party 1674 01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:00,610 and invites the mother of a newborn? 1675 01:10:01,749 --> 01:10:04,545 Well, I'll tell you who. Me. I do. 1676 01:10:04,579 --> 01:10:06,098 -He does. -Yeah. 1677 01:10:06,132 --> 01:10:08,065 You don't have kids, so you don't understand. 1678 01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:10,551 -That's a little insensitive. -Oh, shut up. 1679 01:10:10,585 --> 01:10:12,829 It's just a fact, Gill. 1680 01:10:12,863 --> 01:10:14,727 Okay, first of all, don't tell my wife to shut up. 1681 01:10:14,762 --> 01:10:16,177 -Thank you. -New mothers 1682 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,766 really shouldn't be away from their babies 1683 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,733 in the first few months. 1684 01:10:20,768 --> 01:10:22,287 That sounds very judgy. 1685 01:10:22,321 --> 01:10:24,599 And they definitely should not be attending 1686 01:10:24,634 --> 01:10:27,464 no-phone parties unknowingly. 1687 01:10:27,499 --> 01:10:28,948 -Called unplug parties. -Absolutely. 1688 01:10:28,983 --> 01:10:31,019 It is to get old friends together 1689 01:10:31,054 --> 01:10:32,607 -to connect... -Connect. 1690 01:10:32,642 --> 01:10:34,402 -...without phones! -Absolutely right. 1691 01:10:34,437 --> 01:10:35,921 Which we would have done 1692 01:10:35,955 --> 01:10:37,992 -if you didn't grab yours. -Mm-hmm. 1693 01:10:38,441 --> 01:10:39,959 I didn't ask to escape reality 1694 01:10:39,994 --> 01:10:42,617 and I didn't create this disaster. 1695 01:10:42,652 --> 01:10:44,861 It's not my fault. 1696 01:10:44,895 --> 01:10:46,034 -Mmm... -Eh... 1697 01:10:46,069 --> 01:10:47,760 -Except it kinda is. -Yeah. 1698 01:10:47,795 --> 01:10:49,762 Even Gill took the night off, and she's addicted 1699 01:10:49,797 --> 01:10:51,419 -to her fucking phone. -Thank you. 1700 01:10:51,454 --> 01:10:52,731 Fine. 1701 01:10:53,318 --> 01:10:55,492 If it makes you feel better, blame me. 1702 01:10:55,527 --> 01:10:56,907 I don't give a shit. 1703 01:10:56,942 --> 01:10:58,737 I think I'm gonna go now. 1704 01:10:58,771 --> 01:11:00,359 -Okay. -Okay, that sounds great. 1705 01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:02,775 -You coming? -Do you even want me 1706 01:11:02,810 --> 01:11:04,294 to come with you? 1707 01:11:05,053 --> 01:11:07,090 I'm going to be with our son, Sam. 1708 01:11:07,124 --> 01:11:09,541 -Are you coming? -It's late, and it's far, 1709 01:11:09,575 --> 01:11:11,577 and Rocco's probably asleep by now. 1710 01:11:11,612 --> 01:11:13,303 -Oh my God. -He's fine, Pen. 1711 01:11:13,338 --> 01:11:16,133 -Your priorities are fucked. -Oh, my priorities? 1712 01:11:16,168 --> 01:11:17,928 You just told me you don't fucking love me, 1713 01:11:17,963 --> 01:11:19,171 so don't come at me 1714 01:11:19,205 --> 01:11:20,517 with your fucking priorities right now. 1715 01:11:20,552 --> 01:11:22,174 -I'm done. -Okay, see you later. 1716 01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:23,313 No, you won't. 1717 01:11:23,348 --> 01:11:26,730 Thank you for a horrible evening, everyone. 1718 01:11:26,765 --> 01:11:27,731 Good night. 1719 01:11:27,766 --> 01:11:29,319 [LOGAN] Good night! 1720 01:11:29,354 --> 01:11:31,217 [FOOTSTEPS CLACKING] 1721 01:11:31,252 --> 01:11:33,289 -[DOOR OPENS] -[GILL SIGHS] 1722 01:11:33,323 --> 01:11:34,738 [DOOR CLOSES] 1723 01:11:34,773 --> 01:11:36,637 [SOBBING] 1724 01:11:36,671 --> 01:11:38,673 Sammy. Sammy, boy. 1725 01:11:38,708 --> 01:11:39,812 Hold on, I got... 1726 01:11:39,847 --> 01:11:42,470 -Hey. -[CRYING, SNIFFLING] 1727 01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:45,162 -[GILL] Honey? -I'm sorry, man. 1728 01:11:46,509 --> 01:11:49,166 Did you have any fun? 1729 01:11:49,615 --> 01:11:51,168 -Yeah, she did. -Um... 1730 01:11:51,203 --> 01:11:52,308 [LOGAN CHUCKLES] 1731 01:11:53,999 --> 01:11:55,552 What happened down there? 1732 01:11:56,035 --> 01:11:58,175 -Why'd you say you can't? -[SIGHS] 1733 01:11:58,210 --> 01:11:59,660 Can we talk about this later? 1734 01:11:59,694 --> 01:12:01,006 No, I want to talk about it right now. 1735 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:03,698 [LAUGHS] I don't want to upset you, Damian. 1736 01:12:03,733 --> 01:12:05,735 No, it's too late for that. 1737 01:12:06,356 --> 01:12:07,392 [SIGHS] 1738 01:12:07,978 --> 01:12:10,809 Hon, I've always been very honest 1739 01:12:10,843 --> 01:12:12,673 about my feelings on marriage. 1740 01:12:12,707 --> 01:12:14,951 I'm not a big fan. I never have been. 1741 01:12:14,985 --> 01:12:17,194 I was open with you about that from the very first day. 1742 01:12:17,229 --> 01:12:19,300 [DAMIAN] Yeah, exactly. That was in the beginning. 1743 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:21,129 -That was years ago. -Nothing has changed. 1744 01:12:21,164 --> 01:12:22,648 -Everything's changed. -What's changed? 1745 01:12:22,683 --> 01:12:23,856 Every... You and I have changed. 1746 01:12:23,891 --> 01:12:24,995 We've been together for ten years. 1747 01:12:25,030 --> 01:12:26,342 I got you through cancer. 1748 01:12:26,376 --> 01:12:28,378 [ISHAAN] I love you so much, Damian. I... 1749 01:12:28,413 --> 01:12:30,069 -Do you? -Yes! 1750 01:12:30,104 --> 01:12:32,589 I am a child of divorce. 1751 01:12:32,624 --> 01:12:35,005 I am... I am a divorce attorney. 1752 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,214 I know better. I have seen the worst in people. 1753 01:12:37,249 --> 01:12:39,734 Well, then why did you agree to it down in the basement? 1754 01:12:39,769 --> 01:12:41,495 I was in shock! 1755 01:12:41,529 --> 01:12:44,843 You asked me to do it in front of all of yourfriends. 1756 01:12:44,877 --> 01:12:46,500 We thought... 1757 01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:48,364 We thought we were gonna die. 1758 01:12:48,398 --> 01:12:51,297 Oh, okay, so that's the only way you'd marry me. 1759 01:12:53,576 --> 01:12:54,577 Cool. 1760 01:12:54,956 --> 01:12:57,027 [ISHAAN] I think that we both just need to take 1761 01:12:57,062 --> 01:12:58,374 -a couple breaths. -[EXHALES] 1762 01:12:58,408 --> 01:12:59,892 It's been a really long night, Damian. 1763 01:12:59,927 --> 01:13:02,585 The night's just getting started, party people! 1764 01:13:02,619 --> 01:13:05,173 -What?! -Oh my God, Chef Sasha. 1765 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,279 Oh, it's kickin' in, huh? 1766 01:13:07,313 --> 01:13:09,695 -What happened to you? -Oh, I am so sorry. 1767 01:13:09,730 --> 01:13:11,697 My liquid nitrogen tank exploded 1768 01:13:11,732 --> 01:13:12,940 and I blacked out for a bit. 1769 01:13:12,974 --> 01:13:14,355 -But, all good now. -[GASPS] 1770 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,701 That was the sound. 1771 01:13:15,736 --> 01:13:17,565 Um, I-I do have 1772 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,153 some bad news. 1773 01:13:19,636 --> 01:13:20,982 What? 1774 01:13:24,952 --> 01:13:27,161 There is no side of sorbet. 1775 01:13:27,748 --> 01:13:28,921 -Oh. -Oh! 1776 01:13:28,956 --> 01:13:30,406 -We don't need sorbet. -Yeah. 1777 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,097 I would actually like some sorbet. 1778 01:13:32,131 --> 01:13:33,926 Well, she's had a long night, you know? 1779 01:13:33,961 --> 01:13:36,342 - Shehas? -[CLEARS THROAT] 1780 01:13:36,757 --> 01:13:39,242 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 1781 01:13:40,795 --> 01:13:42,901 I only have the lemon blueberry pavlova 1782 01:13:42,935 --> 01:13:44,868 with cannabutter and the tiramisu 1783 01:13:44,903 --> 01:13:46,732 with coconut-infused mascarpone 1784 01:13:46,767 --> 01:13:48,734 for my vegan brother, 1785 01:13:48,769 --> 01:13:51,599 both coming in at a solid 15 milligrams 1786 01:13:51,634 --> 01:13:53,256 of THC per ser-- 1787 01:13:53,290 --> 01:13:56,501 [COUGHING] 1788 01:13:57,191 --> 01:13:59,055 I'm fine, it's just the nitrogen poisoning. 1789 01:13:59,089 --> 01:14:00,850 It'll wear off in a few weeks. 1790 01:14:00,884 --> 01:14:02,576 -Okay. -Both desserts use 1791 01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:04,647 one of my favorite strains, 1792 01:14:04,681 --> 01:14:06,372 -Pink Punani... -Of course. 1793 01:14:06,407 --> 01:14:09,445 ...which should help you unleash your creativity, 1794 01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:10,963 like it did mine. 1795 01:14:13,966 --> 01:14:15,934 -Oh... my God. -Wow. 1796 01:14:15,968 --> 01:14:17,970 -Okay. -Center of the table, please. 1797 01:14:18,350 --> 01:14:22,354 [GILL] Oh, God, that's so beautiful! 1798 01:14:22,388 --> 01:14:23,976 [BELL JINGLING] 1799 01:14:24,011 --> 01:14:26,116 Please don't touch it till after I leave. 1800 01:14:26,151 --> 01:14:28,015 -You got it. Of course. -Thank you. 1801 01:14:28,049 --> 01:14:31,121 Well, I don't want to, uh, hold up the party, 1802 01:14:31,156 --> 01:14:33,123 and I think I should lie down 1803 01:14:33,158 --> 01:14:34,711 and probably drink some vinegar. 1804 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,921 I have had such an amazing time 1805 01:14:37,956 --> 01:14:39,785 getting to know each and every one of you 1806 01:14:39,820 --> 01:14:41,960 and being your guide on this journey. 1807 01:14:41,994 --> 01:14:43,962 Thank you so much 1808 01:14:43,996 --> 01:14:45,550 and, truly, 1809 01:14:45,584 --> 01:14:46,999 namaste. 1810 01:14:47,034 --> 01:14:48,725 -Thank you so much. -Thank you. 1811 01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,347 -Thank you, Chef Sasha. -Chef Sasha. 1812 01:14:50,382 --> 01:14:51,832 [BELL DINGS] 1813 01:14:51,866 --> 01:14:54,179 [SOFT, MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 1814 01:14:54,213 --> 01:14:56,008 -She doesn't even know. -[GILL LAUGHS] 1815 01:14:56,043 --> 01:14:58,148 Maybe when she blacked out, 1816 01:14:58,183 --> 01:14:59,702 she forgot about the bomb? 1817 01:14:59,736 --> 01:15:02,394 She probably turns her phone off when she's working 1818 01:15:02,428 --> 01:15:05,570 so she can stay... present and be in the moment 1819 01:15:05,604 --> 01:15:09,366 and actually enjoy the experience of cooking. 1820 01:15:09,401 --> 01:15:11,852 Those desserts do look pretty good. 1821 01:15:11,886 --> 01:15:13,509 Yeah, they do. 1822 01:15:13,543 --> 01:15:15,062 Here, hold this. 1823 01:15:16,788 --> 01:15:18,203 Excuse me. 1824 01:15:18,859 --> 01:15:20,205 Excuse me. 1825 01:15:22,897 --> 01:15:24,381 Where are you going, honey? 1826 01:15:26,763 --> 01:15:28,213 [GILL SIGHS] 1827 01:15:33,149 --> 01:15:34,564 [JACK] What's she doing? 1828 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:38,672 -Oh, shit! -What... did that go... 1829 01:15:38,706 --> 01:15:41,191 That is so punk rock! Yes! 1830 01:15:41,226 --> 01:15:43,677 Oh my God! I can't believe I did that! 1831 01:15:43,711 --> 01:15:45,575 -[LAUGHING] -I just threw 1832 01:15:45,610 --> 01:15:46,887 my phone in the fire! 1833 01:15:46,921 --> 01:15:48,095 [LOGAN] Yeah, you fucking did! 1834 01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:50,062 And it felt so fucking good! 1835 01:15:50,097 --> 01:15:52,755 -[LOGAN] Come on! -[LAUGHING] 1836 01:15:52,789 --> 01:15:54,204 [GILL] Come on, who's with me? 1837 01:15:54,239 --> 01:15:55,551 -[LOGAN] I'm with you. -Yes, Logan! 1838 01:15:55,585 --> 01:15:57,414 -Give me your phone! -I don't know where mine is. 1839 01:15:57,449 --> 01:15:59,278 [GILL] He doesn't even know where his phone is! 1840 01:15:59,313 --> 01:16:00,797 That's perfect. Mo, come on. Sam. 1841 01:16:00,832 --> 01:16:03,904 Let's throw all of our phones in the fucking fire! 1842 01:16:03,938 --> 01:16:05,733 Let's feel free! 1843 01:16:05,768 --> 01:16:06,907 -Wow. -[GILL] Jack. 1844 01:16:06,941 --> 01:16:09,530 My darling, I'll help you. 1845 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,084 Yes! Yes! [LAUGHING] 1846 01:16:12,119 --> 01:16:14,052 I love you so much! 1847 01:16:14,086 --> 01:16:16,088 Hey, I love you too. 1848 01:16:16,606 --> 01:16:19,333 -[LOGAN] Oh, yeah! That's hot. -[GILL MOANS] 1849 01:16:20,437 --> 01:16:21,611 [GILL LAUGHS] 1850 01:16:21,646 --> 01:16:23,095 -You can do this! -[LOGAN] Proud of you, buddy. 1851 01:16:23,130 --> 01:16:24,925 -Come on! Come on! -You can do this! 1852 01:16:24,959 --> 01:16:26,133 [LOGAN] Do it! Oh. 1853 01:16:26,167 --> 01:16:28,066 -I missed. -I'll get it for you. 1854 01:16:28,100 --> 01:16:29,101 -Okay. -I'll get it. 1855 01:16:29,136 --> 01:16:30,447 -[LOGAN LAUGHS] -[JACK] Okay. 1856 01:16:30,482 --> 01:16:32,449 Ow. Ow. Okay. 1857 01:16:34,003 --> 01:16:35,660 -[GRUNTS] -[JACK] Yes. 1858 01:16:35,694 --> 01:16:36,833 [GRUNTS] 1859 01:16:36,868 --> 01:16:38,766 Doesn't that feel good? 1860 01:16:38,801 --> 01:16:41,113 It would've felt better if I made it, but yeah. 1861 01:16:41,148 --> 01:16:42,598 Here, come on, it's okay. 1862 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,151 Let's watch it burn. 1863 01:16:45,704 --> 01:16:47,119 I mean, I'm fully with them, 1864 01:16:47,154 --> 01:16:49,950 but I think I'm just gonna put it on vibrate. 1865 01:16:49,984 --> 01:16:51,503 Right? 1866 01:16:52,090 --> 01:16:54,333 [GILL] We're gonna be okay, right? 1867 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,440 [JACK] I hope so. 1868 01:16:57,474 --> 01:16:59,511 It would suck if we weren't. 1869 01:16:59,545 --> 01:17:00,823 [GILL CHUCKLES] 1870 01:17:00,857 --> 01:17:03,619 [SOFT, MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 1871 01:17:06,518 --> 01:17:10,108 I promise to make more time for you, 1872 01:17:11,005 --> 01:17:12,869 and I won't let so much time go by 1873 01:17:12,904 --> 01:17:15,458 without connecting with you, okay? 1874 01:17:16,148 --> 01:17:17,529 Okay. 1875 01:17:18,357 --> 01:17:21,153 I promise not to smoke so much pot on the couch. 1876 01:17:21,188 --> 01:17:23,190 -Oh! -[JACK] I'll... 1877 01:17:23,569 --> 01:17:26,158 try to mix it up and smoke some on the patio instead. 1878 01:17:26,193 --> 01:17:28,195 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1879 01:17:28,229 --> 01:17:31,198 [GENTLY PLAYING PIANO NOTES] 1880 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,823 We can't say anything about anything. 1881 01:17:35,858 --> 01:17:37,894 Just... act normal. 1882 01:17:37,929 --> 01:17:39,413 Nothing happened. 1883 01:17:40,932 --> 01:17:43,244 Yeah, no, I can't do that. 1884 01:17:45,039 --> 01:17:49,354 -You have to. -I can't, because... 1885 01:17:49,388 --> 01:17:51,839 you told me you're still in love with me, Mo. 1886 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,222 [PIANO NOTES CONTINUE] 1887 01:17:55,912 --> 01:17:57,396 Well, it was an intense moment. 1888 01:17:57,431 --> 01:17:59,398 I thought we were gonna die. 1889 01:17:59,433 --> 01:18:03,161 Right, but isn't that when people share 1890 01:18:03,195 --> 01:18:05,163 their most intimate thoughts? 1891 01:18:07,234 --> 01:18:09,719 [PLAYS TWO LOWER NOTES] 1892 01:18:12,066 --> 01:18:13,827 [JACK] We'll get through anything, 1893 01:18:13,861 --> 01:18:16,070 as long as I don't lose you. 1894 01:18:16,105 --> 01:18:17,589 No. 1895 01:18:18,245 --> 01:18:20,247 You'll never lose me. 1896 01:18:21,904 --> 01:18:23,629 You're my family. 1897 01:18:26,115 --> 01:18:27,841 I love you... 1898 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,188 so... 1899 01:18:30,222 --> 01:18:32,708 fucking much. 1900 01:18:34,399 --> 01:18:38,403 Well, I love you so fucking much. 1901 01:18:42,441 --> 01:18:46,307 [MO] ♪ We make no plans ♪ 1902 01:18:46,342 --> 01:18:49,863 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 1903 01:18:49,897 --> 01:18:54,730 ♪ Make out all our checks to cash ♪ 1904 01:18:56,283 --> 01:18:58,526 ♪ See, I got no future ♪ 1905 01:18:58,561 --> 01:19:00,770 ♪ 'Cause with you, there's no past ♪ 1906 01:19:00,805 --> 01:19:05,741 ♪ So make our checks to cash ♪ 1907 01:19:09,572 --> 01:19:13,921 ♪ Just give me space ♪ 1908 01:19:17,166 --> 01:19:21,618 ♪ We've got enough time to erase ♪ 1909 01:19:23,275 --> 01:19:28,246 ♪ See, I've been pretending so we both could save face ♪ 1910 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:32,664 ♪ So make our checks to cash ♪ 1911 01:19:33,596 --> 01:19:39,153 ♪ And don't wait ♪ 1912 01:19:39,188 --> 01:19:43,951 ♪ Don't wait ♪ 1913 01:19:44,572 --> 01:19:47,299 You guys, you sound so beautiful together. 1914 01:19:47,334 --> 01:19:49,923 Ah. Oldie but a goodie. 1915 01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:51,545 Hey! We haven't sung 1916 01:19:51,579 --> 01:19:53,167 "Happy Birthday" to these two yet. 1917 01:19:53,202 --> 01:19:55,307 -[MO] Yeah! -No, you don't have to sing. 1918 01:19:55,342 --> 01:19:57,275 -Yes, we do. -Yes, we do, 1919 01:19:57,309 --> 01:19:59,104 and here's your key, everybody. 1920 01:19:59,139 --> 01:20:00,278 [PLAYS NOTE] 1921 01:20:00,312 --> 01:20:03,453 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1922 01:20:03,488 --> 01:20:06,905 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1923 01:20:06,940 --> 01:20:10,081 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Jack and Gill ♪ 1924 01:20:10,115 --> 01:20:11,565 [LAUGHING] 1925 01:20:11,599 --> 01:20:17,674 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1926 01:20:18,054 --> 01:20:19,987 -[APPLAUSE] -Aw, thank you. 1927 01:20:20,022 --> 01:20:22,887 -I love you guys so much. -Yeah, we love you guys. 1928 01:20:22,921 --> 01:20:25,441 Let's eat! Ow! 1929 01:20:25,475 --> 01:20:27,615 [MO] Great idea. Ooh, I want one of these thingies. 1930 01:20:27,650 --> 01:20:29,341 [GILL] Ooh, I want one of these. 1931 01:20:29,376 --> 01:20:30,687 Give me a little of that tiramisu. 1932 01:20:30,722 --> 01:20:32,828 -[GILL] Do you want some? -[JACK] Yes, please. 1933 01:20:33,449 --> 01:20:34,553 [LOGAN GROANS] 1934 01:20:34,588 --> 01:20:37,039 [GILL] Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! 1935 01:20:37,073 --> 01:20:38,385 [GILL GIGGLES] 1936 01:20:40,042 --> 01:20:41,871 -Oh! -[JACK MOANS] 1937 01:20:41,906 --> 01:20:44,460 [GILL] Mmm! Oh my God! 1938 01:20:44,494 --> 01:20:47,670 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1939 01:20:52,364 --> 01:20:53,918 Feels good to be alive. 1940 01:20:55,264 --> 01:20:57,369 -[JACK] It really does. -[GILL] You guys... 1941 01:20:57,404 --> 01:21:00,683 ♪ Guess what time it is ♪ 1942 01:21:00,717 --> 01:21:04,860 It's time for a dance party! Whoo! 1943 01:21:04,894 --> 01:21:07,517 -Come on! Guys... -[MO] She's lost her mind. 1944 01:21:07,552 --> 01:21:10,417 Let's do it. No, no, no. We need some music. 1945 01:21:10,451 --> 01:21:12,764 -["CHERRY" PLAYING] -Oh, there it goes. 1946 01:21:12,798 --> 01:21:15,353 I love this song! Let's turn it up! 1947 01:21:15,387 --> 01:21:17,562 Yeah! Oh my God! 1948 01:21:17,596 --> 01:21:20,220 -Let's do it. -[GILL] Yes, I knew you would. 1949 01:21:20,254 --> 01:21:21,290 Bring it, girl. 1950 01:21:21,324 --> 01:21:23,430 Come on! [LAUGHING] 1951 01:21:23,464 --> 01:21:25,570 You want to dance with me? I am crazy! 1952 01:21:25,604 --> 01:21:28,366 I know you still got those moves. Come on! 1953 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,506 Come on. Yes, girl! Mo... 1954 01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:33,198 ♪ That is having a good night ♪ 1955 01:21:33,233 --> 01:21:34,751 ♪ I'm going to the bathroom ♪ 1956 01:21:34,786 --> 01:21:36,892 ♪ No, come back, where you goin'? ♪ 1957 01:21:36,926 --> 01:21:38,065 ♪ Oh my God ♪ 1958 01:21:38,100 --> 01:21:40,792 ♪ I'ma stir it up like a cherry in a cup ♪ 1959 01:21:40,826 --> 01:21:42,932 -♪ Shake it, shake it up ♪ -Yes! 1960 01:21:43,312 --> 01:21:45,762 Yes! Come on, Sam! 1961 01:21:46,246 --> 01:21:47,592 I'm 40... 1962 01:21:47,626 --> 01:21:50,077 -[BOOM, RUMBLING] -[GASPS] What the fuck is... 1963 01:21:50,112 --> 01:21:52,390 [RATTLING AND RUMBLING] 1964 01:21:53,460 --> 01:21:55,358 -[GLASS SHATTERS] -Earthquake! 1965 01:21:55,393 --> 01:21:57,326 [EMERGENCY ALERT TONE PLAYING] 1966 01:21:57,360 --> 01:22:00,432 ["CHERRY" BY CHAIR MODEL CONTINUES] 1967 01:22:02,952 --> 01:22:05,610 [GILL] Hello, hello, hello, listeners. 1968 01:22:05,644 --> 01:22:08,061 Welcome back to Marriage in the Middle Ages, 1969 01:22:08,095 --> 01:22:11,064 where we talk about everything and anything to do 1970 01:22:11,098 --> 01:22:12,617 with marriage. 1971 01:22:12,651 --> 01:22:16,069 With me today is a very special guest. 1972 01:22:16,103 --> 01:22:19,555 You have heard me talk about him many, many times before 1973 01:22:19,589 --> 01:22:23,076 because he is my husband. 1974 01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:26,079 Please welcome Jack Langer. 1975 01:22:26,113 --> 01:22:27,597 -[APPLAUSE] -[JACK] Oh, 1976 01:22:27,632 --> 01:22:29,875 I didn't realize there'd be an applause track. 1977 01:22:29,910 --> 01:22:32,050 That's nice. I kinda want that every time I get introduced. 1978 01:22:32,085 --> 01:22:33,810 -[GILL] All for you, baby. -[JACK] Thank you. 1979 01:22:33,845 --> 01:22:35,847 Well, it's good to see you, my wife. 1980 01:22:35,881 --> 01:22:38,263 [GILL LAUGHS] It's good to see you too, 1981 01:22:38,298 --> 01:22:39,989 my husband. 1982 01:22:40,024 --> 01:22:41,784 -Thank you. -[JACK] Yes, long overdue. 1983 01:22:41,818 --> 01:22:43,475 [GILL] Thank you for joining us. 1984 01:22:43,510 --> 01:22:46,306 Today is the day that we are going to tell 1985 01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:49,309 all the listeners all about... 1986 01:22:49,343 --> 01:22:50,862 Drumroll, please. 1987 01:22:50,896 --> 01:22:53,589 -[DRUMROLL PLAYING] -...our 40th birthday party. 1988 01:22:53,623 --> 01:22:55,004 [JACK] Oy gevalt. 1989 01:22:55,039 --> 01:22:56,592 Yes, I... I'm not sure 1990 01:22:56,626 --> 01:22:58,318 I'm ready to relive this, 1991 01:22:58,352 --> 01:23:00,320 but I am here for you 1992 01:23:00,354 --> 01:23:02,632 and your wonderful listeners. 1993 01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:04,669 [GILL] So, Jack, 1994 01:23:04,703 --> 01:23:06,464 you ready to dive in? 1995 01:23:06,498 --> 01:23:08,466 [JACK] Yes, let's go. 1996 01:23:09,363 --> 01:23:13,160 ♪ Light me up ♪ 1997 01:23:13,195 --> 01:23:16,060 ["LIGHT ME UP" BY FAMILY OF THINGS PLAYING] 1998 01:23:22,031 --> 01:23:25,862 ♪ Light me up ♪ 1999 01:23:37,150 --> 01:23:39,393 ♪ I'm moving through the heat ♪ 2000 01:23:39,428 --> 01:23:41,326 ♪ This room is hazy ♪ 2001 01:23:41,361 --> 01:23:45,641 ♪ Keep running to the lights inside my head ♪ 2002 01:23:45,675 --> 01:23:47,712 ♪ I find myself a drink ♪ 2003 01:23:47,746 --> 01:23:52,027 ♪ And now it seems I'm six or seven deep ♪ 2004 01:23:53,235 --> 01:23:55,237 ♪ Good God ♪ 2005 01:23:55,892 --> 01:23:58,516 ♪ I'm gonna feel this in the morning ♪ 2006 01:23:58,550 --> 01:24:01,450 ♪ But I don't care right now ♪ 2007 01:24:02,071 --> 01:24:04,453 ♪ I'm gonna keep this party going ♪ 2008 01:24:04,487 --> 01:24:06,110 ♪ So light me up ♪ 2009 01:24:10,735 --> 01:24:12,875 ♪ So light me up ♪ 2010 01:24:17,086 --> 01:24:18,881 ♪ So light me ♪ 2011 01:24:18,915 --> 01:24:21,194 ♪ A face I've never seen ♪ 2012 01:24:21,228 --> 01:24:23,092 ♪ Her body close to me ♪ 2013 01:24:23,127 --> 01:24:27,407 ♪ And suddenly there's nothing in between ♪ 2014 01:24:27,441 --> 01:24:29,478 ♪ Keep moving to the beat ♪ 2015 01:24:29,512 --> 01:24:31,307 ♪ Last call, I like 'em neat ♪ 2016 01:24:31,342 --> 01:24:33,585 ♪ It's half past three ♪ 2017 01:24:35,104 --> 01:24:37,072 ♪ Good God ♪ 2018 01:24:37,658 --> 01:24:39,798 ♪ I'm gonna feel this in the morning ♪ 2019 01:24:40,247 --> 01:24:43,181 ♪ But I don't care right now ♪ 2020 01:24:43,837 --> 01:24:46,150 ♪ I'm gonna keep this party going ♪ 2021 01:24:47,496 --> 01:24:49,394 ♪ Good God ♪ 2022 01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:52,811 ♪ I'm gonna feel this in the morning ♪ 2023 01:24:52,846 --> 01:24:55,607 ♪ But I don't care right now ♪ 2024 01:24:56,298 --> 01:24:58,921 ♪ I'm gonna keep this party going ♪ 2025 01:25:00,129 --> 01:25:01,993 ♪ Good God ♪ 2026 01:25:02,683 --> 01:25:05,100 ♪ I'm gonna feel this in the morning ♪ 2027 01:25:05,134 --> 01:25:08,379 ♪ But I don't care right now ♪ 2028 01:25:08,965 --> 01:25:11,623 ♪ I'm gonna keep this party going ♪ 2029 01:25:12,486 --> 01:25:14,488 ♪ Good God ♪ 2030 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:17,802 ♪ I'm gonna feel this in the morning ♪ 2031 01:25:17,836 --> 01:25:20,632 ♪ But I don't care right now ♪ 2032 01:25:21,323 --> 01:25:23,808 ♪ I'm gonna keep this party going ♪ 2033 01:25:23,842 --> 01:25:25,810 ♪ So light me up ♪ 2034 01:25:30,780 --> 01:25:32,299 ♪ Keep going ♪ 2035 01:25:32,334 --> 01:25:33,852 ♪ So light me up ♪ 2036 01:25:36,510 --> 01:25:38,271 ♪ A face I've never seen ♪ 2037 01:25:39,479 --> 01:25:40,652 ♪ Keep going ♪ 2038 01:25:40,687 --> 01:25:42,206 ♪ So light me up ♪ 2039 01:25:45,347 --> 01:25:47,003 ♪ I've never seen ♪ 2040 01:25:48,833 --> 01:25:50,731 ♪ So light me up ♪ 2041 01:25:53,665 --> 01:25:55,322 ♪ Keep going ♪ 2042 01:25:55,357 --> 01:25:56,910 ♪ Light me up ♪ 2043 01:25:58,532 --> 01:26:00,603 ♪ Light me up ♪ 2044 01:26:00,638 --> 01:26:02,398 ♪ Good God ♪ 2045 01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:05,850 ♪ I'm gonna feel this in the morning ♪ 2046 01:26:05,884 --> 01:26:08,577 ♪ But I don't care right now ♪ 2047 01:26:09,336 --> 01:26:11,994 ♪ I'm gonna keep this party going ♪ 2048 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,031 ♪ Good God ♪ 2049 01:26:15,722 --> 01:26:18,311 ♪ I'm gonna feel this in the morning ♪ 2050 01:26:18,345 --> 01:26:21,279 ♪ But I don't care right now ♪ 2051 01:26:22,004 --> 01:26:24,351 ♪ I'm gonna keep this party going ♪ 2052 01:26:24,386 --> 01:26:26,181 ♪ So light me up ♪ 2053 01:26:30,599 --> 01:26:32,704 ♪ So light me up ♪ 2054 01:26:36,777 --> 01:26:38,538 ♪ So light me up ♪ 2055 01:26:38,572 --> 01:26:40,678 [SONG ENDING] 2056 01:26:40,712 --> 01:26:43,094 [DRUMSTICKS CLATTERING] 2057 01:26:43,128 --> 01:26:44,682 Pew, pew, pew. 135713

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