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I think I might have messed up.

What happened to you?

I was at the beach.

I think I fell asleep.

I didn't know.

It hurt.

You're fucked. Look at you. You got like a terrible sunburn.

Come here.

You're sunburned like really bad.

You know that, right? Is that why it's all red?

Yeah, the sunburn.

I told you it was too hot. It's hot.

Like, I told you that, like, you should just, we should just go tomorrow.

Well, what am I supposed to do now?

Um. There's nothing we can do.

Just pray.

Well, it hurts.

Have you ever done?

Mm -mm. I didn't know it hurt like that.

How long were you passed out for? Like a few hours?

I think. I don't know.

Were you drunk?

No. No.

I... You idiot.

Are you gonna help me?

I mean, you gotta... I didn't mean to fall asleep in the sun.

What can we do?

I mean, just get some... You gotta get some, like, aloe vera or something.

What's aloe?

Aloe vera?

It's like a plant.

You know what that is.

Do I eat it?

No, you don't. You idiot.

You gotta rub it all over your sunburn. It'll kind of help a little bit.

Can we get some?

I mean... Do you have any?

Go to the pharmacy or something and get some.

I mean, there might be some at the Airbnb. I don't know.

We should check.

I'll look over there.

Did you find any?

Yeah, there's some here.

I mean, you know, your skin is probably going to peel off. I don't know what to

do. You know that, right?

Well, will the aloe help?

I mean, it'll help, yeah.

But you're probably not going to be able to move for a few days.

Okay.

So, yeah, there you go. You just sort of put that on.

Can you help me?

I've never done it before.

Let me help you. Just put it, like, rub it all over yourself.

How much do I use?

Do you just use... Is that too much?

No, it doesn't matter.

Okay.

It hurts.

Yeah, it's a sunburn. I can't do it.

I mean, you put on some, like, sunscreen, right?

No.

What? I didn't think about it. Oh, my God.

It kind of hurts.

Can you help me?

What do you mean you can't help me? I can't do every part.

I need a lot on the back, I think.

You're my little stepsister. I'm not playing Alvaro. Well, you're my big

brother. You're supposed to help me.

Oh, God. Okay, fine.

Can you get my shoulders?

See, that feels so much better.

Thank you. I taught you how to do it earlier.

I should have kept you locked up in the bathroom or something.

Well, now I know.

Can you get this, Ryan?

See, that feels so much better.

I can get this foot.

Why are you taking that off?

I need help.

You have it on your hands already.

Okay, fine.

This is so much better.

Do you want to get my back now?

Jess, don't tell me I helped you with the phone.

I won't. I won't do it.

You see how red it is?

Yeah.

I need help.

You have to get every part.

Okay.

Can you, like, look at least, like, way down on your belly or something?

It hurts

my tummy.

What do you mean?

It's burnt.

Okay, you can sit up right where it is.

You're not thinking like a little weird?

No, you're helping me. Okay.

It feels so much better.

I'm just not supposed to see my little sister's butthole and stuff, you know

what I mean? Well, you're just helping me.

Yeah, I mean, it's like I don't care, I guess.

Where's my butt, babe?

As long as you don't tell anybody about this, that helps you, because, like,

other people would think it was weird or something. No, no, I won't.

Is that a boner?

No. Did I make you leaner hard?

No, no.

I'm not talking about.

My little sister's not going to give me a boner. I'm crazy.

Some girl at school told me it was big.

Who?

Monica.

What?

I didn't know you were Monica. Yeah, it's probably big, but who cares? You

give a shit.

Can I see it? No, you can't see it.

Let me see it.

You're already seeing my butt.

Stop. Let me see it. No, stop.

Ow.

Stop. Let me see it.

I made you this hard?

Get off of my car. Are you crazy?

Oh, my gosh.

Well, what are you going to do?

What do you mean, what am I going to do? It's hard.

Yeah, it'll go away. Do you get blue balls or something?

I mean, yeah, like, everybody does, but, like, it's fine.

Just stop touching it. You're crazy. I'm supposed to be... Do I need to help

you? What do you mean, do you need to help me?

It's hard.

Yeah, you're almost such a can't help me owner.

I can help you. You help me with my aloe.

But that's crazy.

I can help you.

Does it feel better?

No,

you really got to get that in your mouth.

I'm just helping.

Does it feel better?

Yeah, it feels better.

Just let me help you.

You want to put it inside?

If you want to.

I don't have time right now.

It's okay.

You know what you're doing, right?

I'm not telling anyone.

Nobody, not Jennifer, not Monica, nobody.

Nobody. Okay?

Just between me and you.

Alright, I'm just like, I'll get into big trouble.

Okay. My little sister.

I'm on vacation.

It's okay.

I'm having fun.

This is crazy.

It's so funny.

Hmm.

Don't tell me.

I've had a few to practice with.

You're not being as fucked up.

I want to help you.

Does it feel better?

occasion ever.

I won't tell anyone, right?

Yeah, you better not tell anyone.

I won't tell anyone.

But you're probably not going to be able to do anything for a couple of days

still.

Your stomach is going to hurt, but... Okay.

I can take care of you.