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Oh, that looks really nice.

Look, the woods look great.

You know, on the top of the mountain.
What do you think, Emma? It looks great,

right? This is it?

Well, I mean, it's a road, but the
cabin's right there. Do you see it? It's

right there.

Dude, you told me it was, like, going to
be a really nice cabin.

Dude, Dad, okay?

Go step, Dad.

Dude, but, yeah, it is really nice. The
pictures were great.

It doesn't look anything like the
pictures. Are you kidding me? Is that

Yeah, look at that. It's so rustic and
all that. It's really good.

You are so lame.

Listen, I figured we have two weeks to
our winter break, and we'll get a chance

to bond. Mom's not around right now, and
that's kind of cocky for both of us.

I know. I just wanted to be with my
friends. Like, who wants to hang out

their stepdad over Christmas break? I
know. It's not the most ideal thing for

you, but...

Where did all your friends go? They're
not around, are they? They're up for

holiday stuff and Christmas stuff. Go
grab your bags and let's go inside and

enjoy yourself. Try to smile.

Hold on.

Oh, it's one of those. I got to get your
bag for you.

Princess Emma. It's so cold and there's
not even any snow. That's like the worst

when it's cold and there's no snow.

Dear princess, the door should be open.

Go let yourself in.

Hold on now.

Let me catch up to you. I want to check
out this place too.

That way there's no surprise that if
there's any bugs or anything, I can

you.

All right. And good.

All right. Is it open?

Yeah, it's open.

All right. Good.

Check this out.

This looks neat.

This is so sketchy. What do you mean?

Come on, really?

Are you serious?

This is it?

This is really cute. Look at the wood.

See if they've got a coffee maker. Look,
it's like left over or something.

What else?

Yeah, these are the fireplaces.

Got a fireplace, good.

Put you to work and you can chop some
later.

This is really, really nice.

Are you serious?

You can't be serious. Can we leave,
like, a little bit earlier?

Two weeks is not terrible.

We'll find something to do, and we'll
find a guy to take us hiking.

Oh, because that's going to be so much
fun.

This is like the Hills Have Eyes kind of
shit.

Well, correction, the mountains.

I swear to God.

Okay, it's a little... Like, I feel like
we have some neighbors that are going

to kill us or something.

All right, well... Okay, well, I shot
you up here. This is my room up here,

okay?

All right.

I'll take this whole thing. It's
probably the biggest part of the place.

Well, why don't you dry your bag up and,
uh,

don't want to put a fire.

Or, you know, you can, you'll do the
fire and I'm just going to be chilling

my phone.

Already with a phone?

What? Are you getting a service? They're
both my friends.

We've bonded enough at home already. You
know that.

Don't look at me like that.

I'm waiting for you to get off your
phone. I'm not. I've been waiting,

for ten minutes. I'm texting my
boyfriend, and I see all my friends

much fun, and it's like I'm stuck here,
really.

I just wish, why couldn't Sam come?

Sam? My boyfriend, you met him like
twice. Why couldn't he come out here?

Uh, he's annoying.

He...

Doesn't have a very big vision of a life
ahead of himself.

Oh, my God.

That's just... Your choice in guys at
this moment lacks...

It really needs parental supervision
because he's a dork and he's dumb

and... I feel like... His tattoos are
misplaced on his body.

They're nice tattoos. Do you need five
on your face?

I think it's sexy. Plus, I feel like
they're saying, like, girls, like, pick

guys who are kind of like their dads,
so.

But I'm nothing like the dude. I'm
smart.

I have a job. I have no tattoos.

Whatever.

I actually care for you, believe it or
not.

Oh, burn. I know that was a dad joke,
but it was a burn.

You're so not funny. I'm laughing
because you're not funny.

But do you think he cares for you?

Obviously. He cares so much for me. He's
a young man who's trying to, you know,

do what young people do.

And what's so bad with that, Dad?

It's a small place, and really, do you
think I want to hear that in this cabin

for two weeks?

I think I made a great choice for
myself. Now, will you do me a favor? Go

the heater.

No. I don't even know how to turn on the
heater. Okay, listen.

I need you to take five minutes and cool
off. I'm putting you in timeout. I

don't care how old you are. I don't care
if you're 18, 19, or 20.

Go chop some wood. Bring some wood in.
I'll get the fire going, and we'll

get warm somehow.

It's cold.

Go out.

Okay, but don't expect a good job. I'm,
like, cutting the shittiest piece of

wood, okay?

Great.

Seeing you work just makes me smile.

It's unbelievable.

Okay, hold on, honey.

Hold on.

That's hilarious.

I don't want to get so fucking cold.

You locked yourself out?

See, God punishes us, right, for being
bad attitude -y. It's so cold and I

couldn't even cut any wood. Like, you
expect me? All right, come sit down. I

feel bad. All right.

And there was a fireplace, an electric
fireplace the whole time?

Everywhere in here there's electric, but
I just figured, you know, I'd get the

place started and warmed up.

And I'll come over here.

It's so fucking cold.

It is warm over here, though.

Yeah, I know.

So did you have time to cool off? That
was a good joke.

Shut up. That was mean.

You expect me to go cut wood when I'm
just like an 18 -year -old girl who

even... I don't even know how to lift an
axe.

All right, well... That's kind of...
Stay warm.

Rub yourself, too. Rub yourself.

The best place to keep warm, if you rub

there, and then if you...

I'm up here at the same time, and you'll
probably stay a little bit warmer,

I would imagine. Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, make sure you get two, because I
know that you're older now, so make sure

you rub both breaths. That'll keep you
warmer.

Yeah, I don't know where I thought. I
think I thought of one of those survival

programs on television.

Actually? Yeah.

I believe it. I feel like those places
are like the warm places, so you've got

to keep them.

Absolutely. So warm.

Yes.

You know, they talk about that a lot. As
a matter of fact, I'm a little bit cold

too. Maybe you can help me out here.

Yeah, right underneath there.

Just right underneath there. They say if
you rub a man's balls, it keeps them

really, really, really warm.

So, that's good.

Perfect.

Just a little bit here.

Why don't you just put them closer to
the fireplace?

Well, then that can burn. You know what
I'm saying? That's logical.

That's logical.

Plus, I'm not a girl. I'm not a cute
girl. You probably shave your stuff,

Right? I mean, not that I know, but you
go through a razor a week easy.

How do you know that?

Because I have to buy them for you.

Aren't they always on the shopping list?

That's true.

God forbid you get a job and buy
yourself some stuff.

Yeah.

You know.

But it's all good.

Giving me a little bit of an erection.

Yeah, that feels good. Thank you.

I don't mean to be forward like that,
but we're kind of living the same worm

all that, so might as well. We got two
weeks of bonding, so it's good.

So, what kind of stuff have you and
Spam, Ham,

what's her name?

Sam. Oh, yeah, that guy.

Gotten yourself into.

Nothing really.

You got a kiss?

Like one time, but I was a little too
shy.

You were?

Yeah.

What kind of kiss was it?

Just like a little peck.

Really? You didn't even tell him? Well,
he tried, and I was a little too

nervous. Really? Yeah. Okay.

Why am I even talking about this with
you?

I don't know. Why do you want to know?

Well, I mean, I was thinking maybe since
we're up here,

you know, and we have a couple weeks,
you know, maybe

instead of arguing and fighting all the
time, I can teach you some things that

maybe you can use in your relationship.

Like what?

While you're keeping me warm, you know,
you did

make my penis got hard.

I know it's weird. I should say cock or
dick or whatever you young people use

these days. But, you know, if you've
never touched his, maybe, you know,

you can't tell really anybody and not
mom, but you can practice.

No?

Yeah. You never thought about, you know,
touching Sam?

Well, yeah. I mean, I've touched him,
like, a little bit.

Like how?

Demonstrate on me real quick. How have
you touched him?

Well, are you sure?

Yeah, I think.

I mean, if you're okay with that.

Yeah.

But, I mean, like, you're my stepdad,
though. That's a little weird. It is

weird. Don't you think, like, Mom would
not like that, though?

Yeah, but I think Mom needs to focus on
her two -week intervention.

I know. Yeah. Don't laugh.

Not, you know.

It's kind of funny, but, yeah, okay.

So, yeah, if you just keep doing what
you're doing. Yeah.

Most guys like that. Do you know what
that's called?

Handjob. I know, Dad, I'm not that
stupid.

You... Tuberview.

Internet watchers. People know
everything these days.

Yeah. You're ahead of schedule.

I've watched a lot of stuff.

What else have you watched?

Do you know what usually goes after the
H .J. that you just talked about?

I mean, like, obviously Blowjob, but...
What's that?

You know what that is. I know, I'm
cheating.

So what is the blowjob? What do they do
in the blowjob?

Do you want me just to show you?

Or is that weird?

I mean, it is kind of weird.

I mean, it's weird to hear you say.

Those words, I mean, you're old enough
too, but honestly, I never thought you

would ask to blow me. It's weird because

I wanted to teach you.

But do you want to just maybe show me
what you saw?

And I'll let you know if you're doing it
right, like it feels good.

Have you ever done one before?

No.

All right. That's a little, yeah, I'm a
little nervous.

Okay, well, I guess the first thing is
to take off my underwear and pull them

down.

Good.

And then continue using your hand
because that feels really, really nice.

And then you use your other hands to
touch

my balls also.

A lot of people forget that they are
warm.

I warmed them up.

You did.

Good. And then you just kind of roll the
balls around in your hand.

They're probably a little bit toasty and
now they're warm because of your hand.

Is that okay with you?

Are you learning anything, or did you
kind of already know?

I mean, yeah, I kind of knew, but you're
teaching me, like, more than, a little

bit more than I already knew.

Okay.

All right.

Then will you show me what you saw on
the Internet?

Just like that? It feels really good,
yeah.

You're doing a very, very good job. It
feels great.

You're so hard.

And then sometimes you just hold your
breath and just like that, okay?

And then if you have

saliva in your mouth, you don't want to
waste it.

You kind of just want to drool it.

Until it runs down the shaft and into
the balls, then you just kind of rub it

everywhere with your free hand.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay,

hold your breath for a minute there.

That's normal. That's normal.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

You're okay, okay.

Let me just make your eyes water.

Okay.

You feel comfortable with it?

Yeah. Okay.

I feel really good, honey.

It's getting so hot now.

Okay, good.

If you want to be a little bit more
comfortable, get right in between my

Lay right down there on the floor.

This is really good for me.

Yeah, there's just a little bit of a
draw there. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, it's making me twitch.

Yeah.

You know what that means, though?

What? Are you going to come?

Well, I'm not sure if that's quite
appropriate, but it definitely feels

like.

You're doing a good enough job to do
that. That's incredible for your first

time.

You want to try something a little bit
different?

What?

You want to maybe just use like a long
tongue and kind of lick it all over?

Yeah.

That didn't take you time to do that.
Good.

Good.

Then you just kind of want to make it
all up and down.

Everywhere. Good.

Good.

Okay, then we're going to go even one
step further. Okay, you ready?

I want you to lay flat on your belly.

And I want you to spend some time
lifting my balls. A lot of guys like

might like that.

Okay.

Okay,

honey, that's really cute.

You like the penis, huh? I like all of
it.

Just to be fair, don't forget this guy,
his twin.

Really good.

You're taking to it very, very well,
sweetie.

Do you maybe want to try something
different?

Maybe we should stop. I mean, I don't
know. You're my dad, and now that I

of it, like, Mom might be pretty pissed.

Well, we have two weeks. You know, we
do. You know?

You, I'm sorry, I dreamt, you were
saying you appreciate?

Like, I appreciate you teaching me all
this stuff, because I know I'm going to,

like, use it in the future, but, like I
said, like, you're my dad, and you think

we should stop?

Well, if you're having second thoughts,
then let's stop for now.

Maybe we can try, you know, another
lesson later.

Okay. You know, okay.

All right, let's learn, let's stay warm,
okay?

All right, come cuddle up.

Good.

Good. We'll just keep warm here. We'll
just keep my balls warm there.

Perfect. Just like that.

Good.

Okay.

Good morning, Dad.

Hey, good morning, hon. How are you?

Good, you're so early.

Ooh, you made me some hot chocolate.
Thank you. I know what you like.

And a shit ton of marshmallow.

I did.

Half the bag is on top of your cocoa.

I love it.

People came up, did you do all right? I
know it was hard on you yesterday, so I

apologize. Yeah, I mean, it was a little
cold last night. Were you cold?

Chilly willy.

Yeah, it was pretty cold.

I had like four heaters downstairs.

You slept upstairs.

Yeah, it was all right. All right.

Yeah.

Keep dropping marshmallows everywhere.

We'll clean them later.

It's good.

So, we got all day and 13 more days to
go.

What do you want to do?

I don't know. What do you want to do? We
could go up the hill and go

snowboarding. We could... We could go
for like a

little hike or something.

Or...

You are the worst at hikes. You're such
a city girl. You walk in more than two

steps.

No, I'm not.

I'm busting your balls right now like I
did yesterday.

But, you know, the ski lodge is actually
closed.

No, it's not, is it?

So, yeah, it opens, like, in two days.

So we can't even snowboard or ski if we
want to.

Okay, well, then what do you want to do
today?

I don't know. I mean, I think a hike
would be cool.

But, I mean, if we're going to be inside
and if we're going to be cozy, do you

want to maybe continue some of what we
were doing yesterday?

I mean, is that weird?

Did I want to do that with you? A little
bit. Like, I thought about it last

night, and it was a little bit weird.

What do you think, like, the weirdest
part was?

Like, was it me asking you, or was it
you doing it?

like you being my dad like you know that
yeah that is

kind of weird but then you know i've
known you forever but i

always feel like there's that
technicality of stepdad just like

there's no technical bloodline so is
that weird or is it just weird because i

like practically raised you yeah because
i know you like you're like You know.

Right. Yeah.

I think we could.

If the school doesn't open for another
two days, what else are we going to do?

I don't know, but I'm thinking maybe
since we focused a lot on me yesterday,

maybe we can focus on your body a little
bit.

Okay, like what?

So your boyfriend, he had an opportunity
to.

Touch your breath?

Yeah.

You got to second base?

Yeah. All right. I'm just checking. You
act like I'm so, like, last century and

shit. Okay.

So has he touched your vagina?

I mean, outside of my pants, yes, but I
haven't really let him inside yet.

Okay.

What about oral?

Has he performed oral on you? You said
you've never performed oral on him yet.

No. Has he licked your pussy?

No.

Have you thought about it?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

And he wants to. I'm just, like, really
nervous because, like, I don't know what

it feels like. I don't know how to react
to it when he does it, if he does it.

So it's kind of scary a little bit.

Do you masturbate?

I mean, that's personal, but do you?

Well, yeah.

I mean, I think every girl does.

Okay. Yeah, I masturbate.

But, I mean, yeah, pretty often,
actually.

What do you think about, or do you watch
your blowjobs

on the internet? I do, actually. I do
watch blowjob stuff.

It's so weird that I'm talking about
this with you, but I also watch, it's

to sound crazy, but, like, well, like,
older guy, younger girl kind of stuff.

Really? Yeah.

That's something that kind of haunts me.

Do they have to be related?

Or are they usually not related?

No. Like a doctor or a boss or something
like that?

You're like the employee and we take
advantage of you. Yeah.

Okay.

Why do you ask?

Well, I was thinking about maybe having
you stand up, take some of your clothes

off, and we'll explore your body a
little bit.

You know, and we'll just go as far as
you're ready.

And don't call me dad for right now.
I'll be that older guy boss.

You want to hold this up for me, huh?

You prefer them squeezed?

Hard or soft or pencil?

A little hard.

You like that?

I can't believe you're so grown up.

Super cute. I like that puff. The
puffies.

Super cute.

Boobs are so solid.

You're probably going to grow another
cup. You probably haven't grown all the

way.

Are we okay to look down here?

Yeah. What do you think, Emma?

Okay.

We'll take a peek down there.

Just a peek.

My daughter's vagina.

How long have you been shaving?

For a long time now. Yeah.

Hey, you said you were going to look at
it, not touch it.

I know.

So, you know, just pretend I'm blind and
I see with my hands.

Are you upset that I'm touching it?

No, I just don't know if we should be
doing this or not.

I know.

But if you just take it as a learning

process, being with somebody else,

then you'll be prepared for the rest of
the world.

It's corny.

It's a corny deadline.

My job is to get you ready.

You want to lay on the table a little
bit, sweetie?

Good.

Right here.

Good.

Nobody's put their mouth on it yet?

Mm -mm.

Tell me if this hurts. Let me know and
I'll stop.

Is that okay? Mm -hmm.

Help me.

Let me get my finger past the tip.

I want you to rub this finger right
here, okay?

Windy up.

I'm going to turn a little bit. I'll be
slow.

Oh, God.

It feels like you're just stretching it.

What we're going to try to do here is
come a little bit closer to me, sweetie.

Okay, good.

What we're going to do is we're going to
see if we can experiment a little bit,

okay?

Okay, you hit the dryer real quick.

Did it hurt real bad?

Well, I mean, you putting two fingers in
there was already a lot.

Okay, you're right, you're right, you're
right. And I just, I don't know if I...

Not yet? I'm ready, yeah. Okay, okay,
sweetie. Is that okay?

Yeah, honey, come on up.

Come on up. Let me have you sit in the
chair, okay?

Because I know that you want to learn
everything and take care of your future

boyfriends and all that.

Have you heard of something called blue
balls?

It's a funny word, funny term. Have you
heard of it? I've heard of it, but I

don't really know what it means, though.
Okay.

So blue balls is a term for when a man's
testicles get really, really sore

from having an erection for a long
period of time.

Okay. A man needs to ejaculate, right,
from nature, and

part of that is...

the pain in his balls from being hard.

You don't normally want to leave any of
your friends with blue balls, so maybe

in this instance, because my eyeballs
hurt really a lot, maybe you can

what you learned yesterday and help me
into an ejaculation.

Do you want to give that a try?

Yeah, I'll try it.

Okay.

Perfect.

I'm going to cut this suit, okay?

Are you doing good?

Incredible.

A huge difference between yesterday and
today.

Don't fall, honey.

Just keep right there.

Yes.

I'm going to come in your mouth, okay? I
just want you to...

Just right inside your mouth. Just like
that, honey.

Okay. Good.

Good.

Just like that.

Just like that. Good.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm just tired.

Okay. Okay.

Is that okay that I spit it out?

Yes. Okay.

I'm sorry.

Good.

I mean, high five.

Lesson learned.

That was fantastic.

All right.

I think like nothing I've ever taken to
before. I mean, not bad, but just not

used to it. And I didn't know if I
should swallow or not.

Okay. Well, we'll practice. We'll gear
up on that by the end of the 14th day.

Okay. You'll be a swallower.

Okay? Okay.

All right, sweetie.

What's up, honey?

It's really fucking cold.

It is freezing tonight. Do you want to
come and snuggle?

Come on, snuggle. Come on.

My pants are wet because the dryer's not
working.

Okay, okay. It's really fucking cold.

Are you hurt?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Rome's been away for a long time.
I haven't really had anybody in my bed

in a minute.

These last couple of days have been
really cool.

It has been, actually. And sorry I was
kind of like, you know, kind of like a

bitch when we first got here.

It's been really fun now, though.

You were a pretty damn grumpy teenager,
huh?

Yeah.

But... I guess, like, we never really
spent time, like, alone together, you

know?

Honestly, I don't think we ever have.
Yeah.

I'm glad that you decided that you would
come up here and bond with me a little

bit.

Yeah. I'm glad you had a good time.

The boner. You're really hard.

I know.

Well, I'm going to have to blame it on
you.

Yeah. All on me. It's not every day that
a teenage butt is rubbing up against my

penis.

I was thinking upstairs.

I think I'm ready.

I want to try it.

Like, ready, ready?

Yeah.

Oh.

That's... What do you think?

Can we try it?

You know what would make me feel good
about it?

Is if...

If you put it in, do you want to get on
top and put it in?

Yeah. Okay. All right. You do it. You do
it.

Are

you

sure?

Oh my god.

You're such an adult now, honey.

I can't ever look at you the same
anymore.

You're not a little kid.

You're a woman.

Thank God that feels so fucking good.

Press it all the way to the back.

Just stay like that.

It feels... Remember what happened in
your mouth yesterday?

Yeah. I want it to happen again right
now, and I don't want it to.

It's so fast.

So pretty.

Thanks.

Let's take this off.

Ugh.

Why don't you lay down flat, sweetie,
and take off your panties.

Please, please, Daddy, keep going, keep
going.

to be able to perform here.

Girl, I'm out of breath.

Can I try the other way?

Let's change this a little bit. You want
to put your legs under mine, honey?

Yeah.

And bend my dick as far back as you need
to reach.

You're turning your head a little.

Oh my god it hits so -

Keep doing that, please.

Isn't that pretty?

My pussy is just wrapped around.

Let me see those bright nipples, honey.

Just like that. Just like that. Yeah.

Oh my gosh, it's so hard.

They might be small, but they're pretty
soft.

So good.

You are turning me into a dirty old man.

Move your hands, honey, move your hands,
move your hands, move your hands.

I'll disappear what was in your mouth.

Oh, my God.

You came so

much.

I know this sounds wrong, but, you know,
no one can ever know about this.

Especially Mom.

Okay.

All right.

I love you, honey.

I'll try to get back to sleep.