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Oh, Emily, it's still occupied.
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Oh, no, the tenants aren't completely
out, but the manager said we could come
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and look around.
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Now, listen, Bob, first impressions are
very important. So what's the first
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thing that you notice about this
apartment?
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Fearless foster.
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Fearless foster?
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I haven't seen that comic strip in
years.
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It'll break me up.
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Oh, this is really important. I mean, if
we like it, this could be our new home.
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So, I mean, you really have to look
around.
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I'm going to check out the kitchen.
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Seems like a real nice place.
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This is the ugliest thing I've ever
seen.
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What's the ugliest thing you've ever
seen?
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This tie.
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Yeah, you're right. That's a pretty
rough tie.
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I'm George Simmons. Just moving out.
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Oh, pardon me. This is my wife, Emily.
Hi.
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You know, when you said ugly, I thought
you were talking about my...
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I love it. Great.
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Cheers.
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Love? I mean, love.
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Yeah, I kind of like it myself.
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Honey, with the apartment, I mean, it's
absolutely perfect.
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It's roomy, it's gorgeous.
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Roomy, gorgeous, perfect. I mean, is
that all we want in an apartment?
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Mrs. Goldie, you like him?
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Oh, what a darling hamster. Careful,
Emily, that's how he got the lamp.
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lifetime. I'm a Hindenburg.
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Really a wonderful apartment.
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Yeah, we love it.
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One of us loves it. Give me a chance.
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Emily, it isn't really the place. I'm
just not sure I want to leave our
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apartment.
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You know, really love this place, but we
had to move. We just outgrew it.
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You can't bury too many bones in one
rug, huh?
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We've been in our old apartment so long.
I mean, I think we've done everything
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we can do with it.
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Emily, our apartment was so... us.
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This apartment could be us, too.
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You know, you and me and Howard.
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You're next, Wolf.
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Emily, why don't we...
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I really think we should take it. I
mean, it won't be vacant long.
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Carol, I know that my elevator is
faster. It's not the elevator, Jerry.
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driver.
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Give me a break, will you?
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Double or nothing says that the next
person off those elevators is Bob. Sure,
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I've no issues, money.
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Okay.
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Hi, Bob. Good morning. How are you?
How's Emily?
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How's the elevator ride? Sorry, Chair.
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Two bucks.
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Okay, okay. Look, I'm just getting
warmed up here. I'm getting right in the
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spirit of it. Here, I got five dollars
left.
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It says that when Bob gets off the
elevator, the first words out of his
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will be... Morning, Jerry. Morning,
Carol. Any messages?
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You expect me to make a sucker bet like
that when that's what Bob says every
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morning?
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All right, I'm such a good sport. Thank
you, Carol.
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Smoother.
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And a very good schmoozer to you, too,
Bob.
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What? I've been trying to think all
morning of Fearless Positive's
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name. It's Smoother.
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happened to Good Morning Jerry?
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What happened to Good Morning Carol?
What happened to any messages? What
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happened to all that stuff?
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What happened to him?
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Let me put it this way, Bob.
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Another morning like this, and I'll own
him.
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Oh, Carol, you want to come in my
office? I have a little surprise.
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Finished my book?
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sacrifice, but here it is.
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This is such a big moment. You know, we
ought to have champagne.
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Chapter's here. We just get them in
order, and then we mail them in.
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This is the foreword, and that's chapter
one. Bob, this is so exciting. Here's
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two, now where's three?
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I mean, the book will be reviewed.
People come from all over for your
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There's three and four.
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Oh, there'll be lots of new patients.
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I mean, you won't have enough hours in
the day.
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That's fine.
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You're going to go on tour to promote
the book? I mean, no more boring days or
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weekends around the house.
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In a few short weeks, your life will be
totally changed.
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That's five.
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You want to hand me four and three?
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What are you doing?
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I just want to take a second look at it.
You want to hand me chapter two?
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Bob, don't you want to get this book
published?
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Yeah, I just want to make sure it's
right, Carolyn.
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It's not right.
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An author knows these things.
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Bob, do you know what you are?
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Let me guess.
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You, Bob, are a fuddy -duddy.
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That wasn't going to be one of my
guesses.
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You never do anything to upset the old
apple cart. I mean, you just want things
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to remain the same.
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That is just not true, Carol. It's just
that I don't like anything to change.
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Interesting distinction.
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I mean, your whole life is planned and
organized.
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And your schedule, your records, your
desk.
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Desk? Your life is a lot like this desk,
you know. I mean, everything in its
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place. See, look. You always keep your
pencils on this side of the desk and
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pens on this side.
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Always, Bob.
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So what?
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So once, let me see you change them.
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Oh, what's the point?
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Oh, humor me.
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Oh, very good, Bob.
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Thank you. Now that is a step in the
right direction. Why don't you just sit
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down and finish up that book and call me
when you're in.
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Yes, I need a giant number seven pizza.
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No, no, nothing to drink with that.
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No, I don't want spaghetti this evening.
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I certainly don't want a waffle.
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No, no salad.
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I don't care if it's salad night.
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Look, I don't want anything else. No
drinks, no bibs, no hats, no mugs,
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Thank you.
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Goodbye.
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Could you put some onions on that?
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No, I don't want anything to drink with
the onions.
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I know it's salad night.
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Honey, I already ordered a pizza.
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No, cancel that pizza. My wife already
ordered one.
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Yeah, I hope they don't forget the
salad.
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Are you kidding? It's salad night.
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we've had some wonderful times in this
apartment.
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Yeah, you remember the Fourth of July
party when someone threw a firecracker
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into the clam tip?
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No? No, neither do I.
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Well, maybe it was at my sister's place.
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Maybe it was at the Christmas party.
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Maybe it was at Halloween.
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Well, who cares? It's times like that a
guy can't forget.
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to miss it here.
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Oh, honey.
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Look, I'll tell you what we'll do.
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When we get all settled in the new
place, we'll invite the old place over
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cocktails.
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I'm going to make sure I didn't forget
anything.
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Howard?
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Yeah, Doc?
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Would you call me a fuddy -duddy?
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Okay, you're a fuddy -duddy.
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Now, Howard, do you think I have trouble
dealing with changes?
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I mean, you know, I have a lot of
changes going on in my life right now.
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I mean, there are a lot of changes going
on in the world. You know, cities
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change, values change.
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The whole universe is expanding.
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I think that's bad. They've got a new
emcee on bowling for bucks.
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You keep going.
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Take things in stride, Bob.
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Go with the flow. Go with the flow.
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Go with the flow.
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Oh, yeah, that must be the pizza.
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Honey.
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Ah, thank you.
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Oh, thank you. Keep the change.
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Oh, boy. Pizza, pizza. Oh, boy.
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Oh, oh. He'll, he'll know.
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Well, here we are, gentlemen. One number
seven pizza. Number seven. My favorite
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pizza in the whole wide world.
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That isn't number seven. It's got
anchovies on it.
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I've got a new menu.
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They have anchovies on number seven now.
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I hate anchovies.
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They've changed my favorite pizza.
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I can't breathe.
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Open the window. I'm getting vapors. I'm
getting vapors. I'm getting high. I'll
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sue Italy.
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What is the matter with him?
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Emily, you have just seen a man go with
the flow.
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One moment, please.
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Hello. I'll see if he's in.
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Hello. Please hold.
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Hello.
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He's not in. May I take a message?
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Fine.
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Good morning, Bob.
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Very impressive, Carol. I once took
seven calls while typing a memo with my
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nails wet.
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Saw a man do that on the gong show.
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Here's your mail.
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Oh.
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Who's on line one?
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Got somebody on hold and I forgot who it
is.
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Oh, well.
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You just disconnect him?
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It's for the best, Bob. He wouldn't have
lasted the night.
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Come on, Bob, I got some really exciting
to show you. You're not going to
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believe this. It'll knock your socks
off.
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Why don't we go in my office, Jerry?
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Okay, Bob, you're a psychologist. Now
we're going to play a little word
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association here. I'm going to say a
word and you're going to say the first
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that comes to your mind. Ready?
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Dentist's office.
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Dentist chair.
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Pain. Dentist drill. Lots of pain.
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Not anymore. You see, people associate
pain with the sound of the dentist
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Remember that?
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These radio earphones eliminate the
sound.
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No more sound, no more pain.
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Someone strangling a cat?
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No, no, it's just Bobby's having a good
time. Of course. I'm always getting
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having a good time mixed up with cats.
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I remembered who I cut up before. It was
your father. And I have him back on
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line, too.
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Now what do you say when I say dental
office?
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Musical pain.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Dad.
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Can I come over this afternoon? Is
something wrong?
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You're selling the house.
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What did Mom have to say about it?
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I didn't know Mom knew words like that.
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You want me to come over and try to make
her feel better?
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All right, I'll try to stop by this
afternoon.
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See you later. Bye, Dad.
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That about does it.
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What? That about does it.
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Something wrong, Jerry?
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Emily and I are taking a new apartment,
I'm publishing my new book, and now my
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folks are selling their home.
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Yeah, so?
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Well, individually, it may not seem like
much, Jerry, but all at once, it's a
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little too much.
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Yeah, so?
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Yes, don't you? It isn't that easy for
me to take.
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Come on, Bob. You're moving into a
better apartment.
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You've written a book that's going to
bring you lots of recognition.
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And your parents are unloading a house
they no longer need.
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I mean, what's the matter with that?
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Take a lot of the joy out of
complaining.
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Come on, Bob. Get with it.
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I mean, change occurs all the time here.
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Just last month, I went back to the
orphanage where I grew up. Everything
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changed. The teachers had changed.
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The rooms have changed. Even the kids
have changed.
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Well, Jerry, you didn't expect to see
the same kids there, did you?
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No. I'm talking about a whole new
generation.
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When I was there, we used to go into the
boys' bathroom, smoke a lot of
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cigarettes, and laugh at dirty jokes.
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Today, they go in there, pass around one
cigarette, and laugh at the paint.
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Who says you can't go home again?
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Thomas Wolfe.
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You know, I can't believe it, Mom. You
kept this room exactly the way it was
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day I left for college.
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You probably think I'm very sentimental
to keep it this way, but your youth was
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a happy time for all of us, Sonny.
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I know.
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You know, it's amazing.
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My old photographs, my old awards, my
old dresser.
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It's like a personal museum.
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You know, Mom, I have a confession to
make. I used to hide French postcards in
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here under my sweaters. No, dear, you
hid them in this drawer.
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Under your socks.
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I never could understand why you got a
kick out of looking at the Eiffel Tower.
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That was just the top card.
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Oh, and my hop -along Cassidy bedspread.
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Look, there's Topper.
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There's Wendy.
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Mama, this may sound silly, but would
you mind if I lay down on my bed for
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a minute?
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Oh, go ahead, son. You're a grown man
now. You don't have to ask your mother's
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permission to do things anymore.
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Keep your shoes off the spreader.
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You know, I may be sentimental, too, but
I'm glad you kept a room like this.
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This room is your room.
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It always has been, and I promise you it
always will be.
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At least until that father of yours
sells this house out from Undress.
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See, Mom, that's one of the reasons I
came over today.
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Oh, I knew I could count on you, Sonny.
Now, I want you to sit down with your
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father and very reasonably and carefully
talk some sense into him.
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If it doesn't work, lean on him.
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I heard that on Kojak.
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You know, see, in driving over, Mom, I
had a lot of time to think, and I
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that maybe Dad's right.
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He got to you, didn't he, Sonny?
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The property taxes are so high, and the
two of you don't need this big a house.
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Oh, yes, I know. I know. Your dad's told
me all that before.
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But I think it's a crock.
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Yeah, Dad mentioned you said that in so
many ways.
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Mom, I really think you ought to at
least, you know, talk it over with him.
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He says the subject is closed.
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He says I'm an old fuddy -duddy.
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I can sympathize with that.
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I've been called a fuddy -duddy ten
times in the last couple of days.
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But in your case, it's true.
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Eleven.
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Oh, Sonny, why can't things remain the
same?
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Mom, I know just how you feel, but I
think I ought to tell you what
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been telling me all week long.
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Everything changes.
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Let's be happy that they're good
changes.
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I thought you were on my side, Sonny.
You grew up in this house.
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Your whole childhood is in this room.
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Oh, look.
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Look at your old ledger sweater.
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Doesn't that bring back a lot of
memories?
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Two years of varsity basketball.
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You had a wonderful team in your senior
year, Sonny.
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Oh, you learned the thrill of victory
and the agony of defeat.
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It wasn't so wonderful, Mom. We had two
thrills and 20 agonies.
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Well, that's only because they didn't
play you more. You were so good. Oh, you
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remember the time you won that grand and
stunning trophy?
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Bob Hartley, most improved
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player.
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Your father and I were so proud.
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Well, the only reason I got it was I
went to practice every day.
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The really important award was most
valuable player.
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Jack Fletcher got that.
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It should have gone to you. You were a
scrappy little playmaker.
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Jack Fletcher.
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You know, he was my best friend in high
school.
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I always kind of lived in Jack's shadow.
He was president of the senior class. I
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was vice president.
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He was voted most likely to succeed.
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I was voted most organized.
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And then there was a day you graduated
and you gave that lovely speech.
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You know, I still remember it.
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And now, fellow classmates, here's Jack.
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It's me, Howard.
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Can't be. I'm Howard.
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It's me, Bob.
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Oh, hi, Bob.
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You asked me to bring this up.
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Howard, Howard, don't trip. Don't trip
over anything.
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Right this way.
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Thanks, Bob.
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Boy, you've got a great usher.
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Think I picked the wrong profession,
Howard?
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No, I mean, it's better you became a
psychologist.
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You don't have to worry about getting
gum on your shoes.
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And when they turn the electricity on?
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They never turn it off.
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Why are you wearing that silly sweater?
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Emily, this sweater may be silly to you.
Silly to me, too, Bob.
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This is my high school letter sweater. I
picked it up at my parents' house
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today, along with a couple other things.
Oh, is your mother feeling better about
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selling the house?
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Yeah. As a matter of fact, I'm feeling a
little better about it.
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This may sound weird to you, Emily,
but... Sounds weird to me, too, Bob.
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And to you, Howard.
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But in talking to my mother, I realize
what's important is the people around
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you.
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Oh, Bob.
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Takes a long time for you to get there.
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But when you do, it's really worth it.
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Wow, that was beautiful.
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What are you talking about?
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Howard, look at it this way. The number
seven pizza has anchovies on it, but
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it's still the same pizza underneath.
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Wise beyond your years, Bob.
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Thank you, Howard.
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Hey, this calls for a celebration. I've
got a bottle of champagne. Why don't I
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go next door and get it, okay?
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Hey, Greg, I'll unwrap the glasses.
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Oh, Howard, you don't live across the...
Get out of here, you...
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the hall from you guys anymore but alice
and bernie seemed like a nice couple
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how do you
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know their names monogram pajamas
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