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I'm going to do so well today.

So pretty.

Definitely going to knock them dead.

Sell this house.

They're going to love me. Of course they are. Why wouldn't they?

It's going to be a great day.

I'm smart.

I'm beautiful. What are you doing?

Are you really, like, talking to yourself in the mirror?

Just doing affirmations.

Are you talking back to yourself? That's a real question.

What? You don't think I'm hot?

Why are you saying that stuff to yourself?

Because it builds self -confidence, don't you know?

Oh, I'm so pretty. I'm so hot. I'm so good -looking.

I need to impress everybody.

What? You don't think I'm hot?

Your father married me for a reason, you know. Kind of, like in a mom way.

You really don't think this is hot?

Huh? Holy shit.

You really don't think this is hot, huh?

What are you doing?

Of course you think it's hot.

Yeah, definitely.

But why are you dressed like this in front of the mirror?

For self -confidence.

Yeah, but what are you doing?

Self -confidence.

What are you doing?

You're married to my dad. You know that, right? Mm -hmm. I know.

You know, I do a lot of things to build my self -confidence.

A lot of things that your father doesn't even know.

Yeah? Mm -hmm. Like what?

Look at this.

And how does he not find out?

Because he's always away.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. You get lonely?

Uh -huh. Huh?

Just a little?

Mm.

Yeah. Your body is hot, though.

In a mom kind of way, right?

My brother would be very surprised if he knew you were here.

Yeah? Are you going to tell him? I'm not going to tell him. Yeah, I don't think

so.

Let's see what my dad's all hyped up about.

Turned out to be quite fun.

Yes.

Guess we'll find out, huh?

Right.

I bet all your friends wish they had a hot mop.

Maybe I'll bring them over.

Hmm.

Right?

Thank you.

I don't

know.

Oh my gosh.

Cool.

I think you'll accomplish what you need to today.

You should probably shower before you go to work. I think so.

Don't tell dad.