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That was really good.

Thanks so much for taking the time to come out tonight.

Yeah, of course.

I can't believe that guy, Walter, stood me up. Like, he stood me up.

That guy's such an idiot. Don't worry about him.

You're so beautiful. I can't believe he would do that to you.

Really? You think that I'm beautiful?

Yeah, Mom.

You deserve a man that will tell you you're beautiful every single day.

I wish they would, but they don't, unfortunately.

One?

Yeah. It's too bad there's not more men like you.

Thanks.

So, should we go home, or do you want some more wine?

No.

I think I've had enough wine.

The best date, I mean...

A night I could ask for, I guess.

Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

I should probably maybe try to do this more often. I mean, these dating sites

are leading me nowhere.

Yeah, I've not heard good things about those.

They're awful.

I don't know why I keep going back to them. I guess I'm just very hopeful. I

don't know.

I mean, if they were any good, they would match me with somebody like you. I

mean... But no, I get someone like Walter who stands me up.

I'll take you on dates.

So you like older women, then?

I guess.

I guess that works for both of us.

Have a good night.

Since it's your favorite spot.

What do you mean?

I've seen you. I've watched you when you were in here with those young girls.

You think I don't walk in on you?

No.

I've walked in many times.

No wonder why you like older women.

They don't know what they're doing. No, they don't.

Yeah, they really don't.

I bet you could teach them a thing or two.

You really shouldn't. Just, you know, stick with older women.

Yeah, they don't know what they're doing, do they?

No, they really don't.

You know, maybe we should just, um...

Let's just pretend that I'm an older

woman that you met out tonight.

And I'll pretend that you're a young guy that I met out.

I don't understand.

That's okay.

That's why we're pretending.

There's also another reason why you should date older women.

What's that?

Let me show you.

You have all these curves.

A great person.

How curvy we are.

Yes, there she is.

See you staring at my breasts.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

See, you don't need to go on these dates after all.

I think I'm good right here.

Thank you.

Mmm.

room every night