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Hi, sweetie.

You're running late.

I think it's okay. I am barely starting dinner.

Your new boyfriend, John, is coming over.

Oh.

I thought we decided he was a little old for you.

No, no, no. Don't worry.

I'll be very nice and I'll take care of him until you get home.

All right, sweetie. I'll see you for dinner in a few hours.

Mommy loves you.

Tiffany here?

She's running late. Why don't you run from the call?

Have a seat, son.

Don't you think you're a little old to be dating my daughter?

No.

No?

that big of a difference.

You know, you are significantly closer to my age than my daughter's age.

Do you have something against older women?

No. No? Nope, not at all.

Do you think we've lost our shiny new car smell and that's why you only want

date our teen daughters?

No.

Really?

What's the oldest woman you've been with, John?

25.

But you're older than that.

What do you got against girls your own age?

Nothing.

And what are your intentions towards my daughter?

I don't know yet.

You don't know yet? No. You are dating my precious princess?

And you're not thinking about marriage yet?

Not yet.

I mean, okay, I have thought about that.

But have you been intimate with her?

No, no, not at all.

You're lying to me.

What do you mean?

Oh, I can just tell.

You're definitely fucking my daughter.

But are you doing a good job of it?

Because if you're not going to be her husband, you better be a good lover.

Have you been fucking my daughter?

Yeah.

Well, since you have been fucking my daughter, let me see if you can satisfy

a woman.

And if you can satisfy me, maybe I'll give you my blessing.

Are you going to say thank you, Mr. Keeley? Thank you, Mrs. Keeley.

Now let's see what we're working with.

Oh.

That's a good sign.

Oh, it's like a rock and roll.

Oh god.

so good, don't I?

Squish that pussy.

make your girlfriend's mom pregnant, do you?

Your dick might be bigger than our last boyfriend.

I guess you can date my daughter.