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I think it is time, Anna for your final decision.

Are we ready?

Who is he going to be?!

Oh my God!

Welcome everyone

and Paulita Papel

and am so excited to introduce you all

To the earliest Tinder in real life show

Anna will choose her perfect date

And she will have sex with the one right here

On the spot, on camera.

When I was 12 years old

...I used to be able to suck my own dick

Wow!

This is what you don't get

...on Tinder

Do like vegan food sometimes?

Cows and chickens...

They're vegan

It counts right?!

I am here standing today with the adorable and gorgeous Anna B!

How are you feeling, Anna?

a bit nervous to be honest

Of course you are because we're here

with these 7 amateur men

who today will try

win you over

This gentleman will put themselves out there and literally into the frame to try to convince you that they are your perfect match.

You will swipe right for yes, and left for no

After three rounds Anna will choose her perfect date

And she'll have sex with the one right here on spot on camera

Let this swiping begin!

Alright, we're going to start with the first round called Impress Me.

So the men now will step forward and try to charm Anna

with one fascinating thing that you can tell us about yourselves

Let's do it!

Hi I'm Gami

25 years old

Barkeeper and graphic designer

from Germany

And i draw in my free time

taught myself during pandemic

And one interesting thing about me is when I was 12 years old,

and used to be able to suck my own dick.

It was very underwhelming

Wow!

What it's gonna do Anna?

Is it going right or left

Uh...

Like German guys

Yeah

You can go

To the right

Wooo that a ride

Hey Anna

My name Sedrick

I'm from Germany as well, 27 years old.

Not that great with words but every star was moved by heart

My cats think i am awesome

At least when they are hungry

And came here to find my princess Leia

Sorry

Not today

It's tough choices isn't it?

They're all so willing

Let go for the next one

Hi, Anna. My name is the Dino

I'm Portuguese

i live in Germany and a filmographer and

And live by myself so you know that

can cook

And

have good taste

In movies

What'special about me

Is

Just because

Came

Doesn't mean

Sex

Over

All right

You speak Portuguese

Right?

Yes

Si

si

An

Can

Cook

Do you like vegan food?

Yes, I was a vegan for 12 years.

12 years?!

Alright...

Yeah! You can go now

That is clear JETS

Well done to Daniel

Let's move on

Hello Anna

My name i Felix

27years old

From the Netherlands

But live in Berlin

I work as a barkeeper quite often, so i don't get much free time.

So yeah...

...I don´t know what else to say

Dick pic?

Wow! That was uh..

That was move right there

What are you thinking Anna how did that make you feel

Are u into dick pics ?

Not really

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah that was a very diplomatic answer thank you for that

Nice try let's move on to the next one

Hey Anna my name is Cody

Im 32 originally from Texas but i live here in Berlin now

Let see some things about me

Im an acrobat have been for 15 years now

I speak 5 languages, not Portuguese unfortunately but maybe you can teach me some.

Just curious can you just...

Give us a full view right there!

Please go ahead

That's it well done

Then we'll move on to the next one

How are you feeling Anna? This is exciting right

It is tough as well

Are having fun

Do feel powerful

I feel like, yeah...I'm the boss.

You are the boss babe! Let's hear it for the next one

Hello from me as well Anna

Im coming from Greece

I grew up between France and Greece

im 34

im a hairdresser

and live in Berlin now

Sorry how old ar you?

34

Yeah please

Oh, it was a jazz! I like his shirt. Good choice

Let's hear it for the last one in the row

Hey Anna

Hi Sasha

Coming from south of France

Grew up there

Born and raised on the sun

Living now Germany Berlin

Into art and design

Also photographer

As job

Founder National League

Volleyball

Yeah

That is all

Alright

Interesting.

Yeah, you can go ahead

Another chance! Give me a big round of applause everyone

We get to know all these great people and I am sorry to have seen you leave

But thankyou for participating

And don't forget click on the show later

To see who's gonna win

Bye everyone

Have good day

So, why do you think you didn't get chosen today?

I think Anna just likes Star Trek too much and we can not deal with that one.

And so...I'm sad but ready to get hurt again!

Do you thinks could have done or said something differently ?

It's fine ! Everything is fine

What about You

I think it was a little bit too much forward into it.

So,I kinda saw that coming...

Alright! Some matches have been made

And we are now back to the second round called

Seduce Me

Are you ready for some seduction?

Yes, I am.

Do you usually use Tinder in real life?

Not so often but prefer to meet people in real life

Like that

Read the statistics on how Tinder works and then got out of it

Oh not a competitor

Yeah?

What about over here. How many Tinder dates have you had

I've got a couple, three or so but it's not really my thing

It is not your thing

Well your thing is being here on the stage on the spot isn't

Are you all little bit nervous

Of course

Ar e sweaty

That good get ready cause its gonna ge way more sweaty afterwards

Please go back to position and line behind screen

Show us your romantic side

and don't forget, be creative!

Are you ready?

If we can date I will show you all the nice beaches

and spots of sun in south-south France

close to the sea

And if you are into moustache

feel free sit on mine anytime soon

That was cute

that wa s really cute

How do like that

Sweet

Have ever been south france

Not really

I'm not good at swimming, but if you ask me to teach you how

Thank you

Here is your chance

Do know how swim?

Of course

8 years of freediving

Scuba diving

I don'think so.

What about you?

Me neither

Can i ask something else

Of course, please go ahead

You are a bit hairy

Could you open this up for me

Show us more

Is it too much or is that good enough

Do you really like herring?

She does like herring.

You wanna give us a French pick-up line ?

I can say the same in French

Please do, for me

Je sais pas si tu aimes les moustaches mais je peux t'asseoir sur la mienne dès que te peux

That's pretty hot

Are you getting horny

Your are gettting horny aren't ya

Can we just turn around

Give us full view

Maybe can you do a little bit like this so I can...

That's the first time for you.

What is it gonna be, Anna? Is it gonna right or left… We're in the second round!

Yeah go please

That was full seduction well done there

Next one please

Hi

Im jealous of your heart because its pumping inside and im not

Really?!

Ok

OK. What else?

What would you like to hear from me next time

I don't know, it's your turn

You are more of a casual guy

And easy going

Humor is very important when engaging intimacy

Maybe next time

Sorry for letting you go

Oh, that was a nice try. Thank you!

Let's go on to the next contestant

Hello again

Hello

So me I'm gonna be simple again

and say that

i like to get with the flow

when date somebody

and like being friendly

And talk alot

To understand others

In order seduce

Be seduced

An take it from there

That is how

Like play

All right

When going for first date

What do usually?

What do you like to do?

I like going somewhere relaxed.

And deep...

Tall, deep!

No no..I'd rather go deeper

What's that mean by deeper ?

To get know the other world

You said that you've been on a lot of Tinder dates

Not really

Why not

It's not my thing. I like meeting people in person

Ok

But occasionally

And what do you like to do in your free time?

Sculpturing, this is a hobby that have

I met some little kinky demons

May ask your kinkies

My king will say that he likes listening the others

I don't care what they like, and i like to please the others.

And if ask you to introduce me some kink?

Because im a kind of person that...

You like kink ?

Yeah..I'more liek u

To get know other kinks

Are really enjoy threesomes

With guys or with girls

Lately Im enjoying more with guys

Okay.

That's interesting, what do you think about that?

Can you...

Yes! Give us a little move there

We're liking that

It is hard

What is it going to be

we still have two lined up right there

How many can I choose

Well how many are you gonna choose

At the end only one

Okay not this time

I like big bums.

Sorry, move on to the next one!

Well...I don't have a bigger plan but we can drop our pants and start the revolution right now

Boom!!

How?

Well..we drop our pants and then see what goes in

Quite invitation

Pretty straight forward

how did that feel

I don't know, time some more.

And then we go and eat some and go back to it

It's pretty simple right? That is why were here

So you are just here for sex

No that is a start

Oh this the start

Ok

For me like sex kind of not the start

But goal

I mean in the process.

You know, my baggy's...

Guess you want to see a little bit more shapes?

Yeah!

Well…I don't usually put beauty on the table but

But it is Tinder show

It is Tinder show

Maybe you can turn

Give us your best moves babe

Can take off shirt

Do sexy though

Wait

Wow, look at that! That was a statement.

He's throwing himself at your feet you know?

You wanna smell it ?

Yes

Cheeky

I don't know if that washed

No

Because he is feeling nervous

What does this remind you of the smell

Does it bring any images or memories?

It actually smells good.

It smells clean, I think

Well that's nice

That is a good point

Thank you Aria

You don't smoke cigarettes right

No

Okay

How are you feeling

Do know what

Know how i'm feeling

Tell us

Yeah how are your feelings

Feel like should be over there

Is that so

Why do think we should go over there

Well because

You are not very good at words, huh?

No. I'm not very good at words

Better with actual words

You really should improve

The way of your talk with the woman

Can you teach me

Yeah

But

but

i really like your smile

So

yeah

Yes, you can go.

Good job!

That was a tough one

So last but definitely not least

Give us your best pick up line

Well Anna I'm not really good with pick up lines

But...I am an acrobat so you know that i can pick u out

It's quite argument

What else?

Do you like to cook?

Well, it depends. Are we going straight into bed or would you like dinner first

I love cooking

You are trying hard

Please

How do u like what i see

Yeah ,i Like that

Me too

That look was pretty good

So, do you like to cook?

I do sometimes. What about you ?

Love cooking

Yeah...I love nothing more than a nice big juicy steak or

You know chicken is good sometimes too

Or..you know…

I'm from Texas so hot dog sometimes even

Yeah yeah what about u

Ah…

Oh okay

That's fine

They were vegan too at some point

OK.

I mean, do you like vegan food sometimes?

Yeah! Like cows and chickens are vegan so it counts right?!

Interesting logic right there

They eat grass...I'll eat them

It kind of counts

OK

That's a no-well dessert

Thank you Furi for trying

Thank you everyone. I see a lot of excitement over here and sadness over here

How are you feeling?

You're disappointed

Of course, yes

But this is not the end

This is just the end for today

It felt like were really starting something there

Well...I'm going to leave it their

Thank you so much for participating

Have wonderful rest day

And don't feel sad. Next time maybe!

So, why do you think you got eliminated? Do you think he could have said or done something differently ?

No... I thinks sometimes there is a spark and sometimes it's just not

It was one of those days right

I don'think she liked the way i looked.

That was the only one who didn´t get to turn around

But oh well, it's not the end of my life

At least Senna has a nice day

Welcome back! To our third and very last round

Getting Deeper

This is your final chance for you guys

For winning over Anna

How are you feeling?

I'm excited.

No clue

He's very handsome so...

He is really sweet, looking good

Next time.

Oh, look at you! Girl...

That's what I was thinking when you called me to come over and make it a foursome

Are we ready? Alright

Are you nervous

Very much so

Okay

And uh

What do use when your nervous

Um

Read

Okay

Yeah

Write as well

So when you are in a meeting,

at date and you start getting nervous.

What do you usually tend to make?

A lot of jokes about what about

what are we doing now is yeah

the effect is my heart beating

but not because I'm nervous for sure

I am nervous. What i'm doing to fight against the nervosity is breathing

And you?

Ah, also breathe

Yeah

Deep breathing

It feels good

Yeah

Sorry

I'm sorry, um...

...I see you really like eye contact.

Yes i do

Or about during sex?

Also even more

...i like to read mind

And so we can communicate of course

But also what's in the mind of my partner

Can be you

Okay

What about you?

I like eye contact. Also,

i love touch and get in touch

How does it sound for you

Same for me

Like touching different parts of the body

which are not perceived as sexual

Contact with skin

Feeling goosebumps

To be important

The lower back

Like the belly, chest neck legs and feet.

Feet?

Yeah sometimes

How do you like to play with the feets

I don't know yet

It's just spontaneous

But yeah it is not a part that i reject

What about you

Yeah, I love to get you know food worship.

Worshipping?

Suck

Do you like suck toes

Oh yeah

We're getting deep in here

Let's change

You wanna hear everything

I like how detailed this is already getting. We're going to find a really proper sex match, aren't we?

What about you ?

About sucking your toes

Yes

Do you want me suck your toes

do you like it

i love sucking my toe and keep eye contact

because then get the whole body experience

And what are parts of body that most likes

I mean of your body all the parts so will you tell me what it taught you?

Now we'll follow. That will obey

Okay

You're fighting

You also like to get touch after a touch yes, where

I like to get spanked.

Spanked?

Yes, so whenever you feel that

i need to put in more speed

You can spank me like a horse

Like horse

But it's not much for the first date

If the moment is right

Why don't hold back

Do you feel its too much

I don't know.

You know, for the first date

to keep it gentle and slow

It can be a gentle slip

Not talking about full on

These two are eager to please you

That's what i'm feeling over here

Let' have another round of questions

Can ask something?

It's just allowed to ask questions and or maybe to get some view of the body.

I'm thinking a view would be nice, wouldn't it?

Surely we'd enjoy that! Would you enjoy that?!

What part would you like us see first...

All over your face!!

Okay maybe open this

This has been done two times already

We like seeing if

That is why your here

As soon as possible

You can eat through your eyes they say, you know.

Oh we're going to get into the smelling part I love that!

How's that? How is that feeling how does it smell

Smelling like...

Yeah

If didn't put perfume this is your own smell

Forgot about putting perfume

Get a real deal

How did that feel?

Can we touch you too, please

Do we have the consent for touching gentlemen

May i touch you

Sorry why do u want touch me

Now im curious as well

Yeah just maybe..i can start here

Just wanna feel your skin

Can I can i touch you as well maybe we can take that off

All of it yes, please is that okay? Yes

We're getting full deep on over here

It's a tough choice. You need to know what we're getting into today touch him go ahead

All right.

Thank you so much!

Do we have a few more questions?

Yeah, yes I do

This is what you don't get to on Tinder

That's true

Okay may ask you Sasha

Yes

Please step closer

How would like having sex

I really like taking time, being connected. As i said before skin touching eye contact as we do now

um...I like to get slower and more and more deep and hard when they feel right

I like to give pleasure, so it just makes the spectrum of possibility as large as possible.

And what are your boundaries?

What i don't like is degrading talk during sex

I like dirty talk, a bit dominant or submissive talk.

Not degrading for me that's not the place to do this

Just my advice

My choice

Don't bite my nipple but you can bite anything else

Really anything?

No too hard

Interesting

Interesting. Sweet! Gentlemen, what about you? What are your sexual preferences

My sexual preferences depends on the partner

I like to figure out what their rhythm is and try to adjust my rhythm so that we can have an experience together

I don't bite my nipples, they're not the biggest so it's hard to find them anyway.

Yeah...I don' t bite me nipples

That is pretty much it

Don''scratch too hard

You can scratch but no that hard

Do you like feel a little pain?

A little bi

Not Too Much

How are you feeling ?

I don't know, maybe they both can stand up.

Should we have them standing together?

Please!

Make sure guys you both can turn

Give us a full view

Beautiful

Can i touch your butt

Yes

Yeah

Are you like it

Don' be shy

I don'think so.

Attraction of fox is something you enjoy with your full five senses, isn' it?

Some touch and smelling some grabbing

How was the grabbing

They both are a nice pet

They're both nice

Nice pets

It's nice compliment you just got right there

So do we have any more questions for these two before you take your final decision

What about Oro

I love oral.

You like oral?

I love to speak and doing it,

And around sex of course!

Cheeky

Look at those intense eyes and looks from everywhere

What's your favorite position

What is my favorite position...

...I'd like get ridden

I like to feel a little bit used, but with passion.

A lot of passion actually!

What about you?

Anything with eye contact

Whichever way you can say

But i like it nice

It's tough isn't'it

You're having hard time over here

They are giving you lots

How do make girl come

There's not one way to make a girl come because every girl is different and you need to communicate and figure out, right?

And you.

You need research for the frequency

To catch it

These two! My my what good... What is this?!

What wonderful couple we've got there

Ok

Can I get up bit far maybe kiss them

Oh do wanna kissed these two

I think it's a good idea. Or do you guys mind?

l consent

Well, there you go! Then one after the other line up and let''s get some kissing

You pick

You first Adina

Well well done over to it It is just little taste isn't'it

Next one

We said kissing not anything else

That what we are doing

I think it is time for your final decision.

Let's take a deep breath in, as you like to breathe

Are we ready?

Who do you think it will be

Oh my god

How do you feel?

Well, sad obviously but it's all fair game so...

And why do you think she picked Sasha and what did she like about him

I mean, he is a handsome guy.

And we've picked him!

Yeah... He's handsome guy and very central so

...I can lose to that

Ok well thank you so much

Maybe see you in another Tinder shot

Can open?

Yes

You're too lush

Yeah, I want to discover you.

Me too

Can i see your butt?

Turn

You have a big butt

Your skin is soft

You suck my nipples

I'm going to kiss you

Let's get you a little closer

Can i press down?

Do you want this

Yes.

What do you want me to...

What do you want for my hair?

I just wanna look at your face a little bit

Okay

Is that awkward ?

A little but exciting

You know how touchy

It'so shiny, look at that

Feels very good

We spoke about the moustache earlier.

You want to sit on it?

On this moustache

Don't stop!

Oh, no!

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