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-What did she do now?
-Nothing. [scoffs]
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You always start there,
don't you?
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Waiting for a tornado to land
and hoping it's not on you.
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You've been holding your breath
for your mother
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your whole life, huh?
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You don't understand Mama
at all.
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Does anybody?
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For most of my life,
she was like my best friend.
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Like, her giant imagination,
her ability to improvise--
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it made my childhood magical.
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Like, she stuck these little
glow-in-the-dark stickers
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-on my ceiling so I could have
stars in my room.
-Mm-hmm.
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And when
Alan didn't measure up,
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she became double the parent.
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She was a great mother.
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And after Alan died?
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The money dried up,
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and Mama started using her gifts
for evil.
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Ah. So you think
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this new inheritance will put
the genie back in the bottle?
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A daughter can dream.
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Well, I hope,
for our sakes, you're right.
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But whatever happens, you need
to stop holding your breath.
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And how do I do that?
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By having another place
you can call home
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with me, Martin, the kids.
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And, one day, with Kat.
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[scoffs]
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You had me till that last one.
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Look, I can get
behind more family,
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but I'm not giving up on Mama.
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Okay, here's a way you can
dip your toe in the water.
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I came by because Kat's launch
for ChelseaKat is tonight.
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Now, Martin and Samantha
will be there,
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Andre will be there
taking photos,
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and I want my daughter
on my arm.
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What do you say?
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Join your family tonight.
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Just when I thought
you were the sweetest guy ever,
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you drive across the state
and back for me.
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I cannot believe half our
shipment went to another club.
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Thanks again.
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I'll see you soon.
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Crisis averted.
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Wait. What's wrong now?
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Do you think that was it?
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The bad thing that needs
to happen?
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Don't start. You conquered
your fears of the runway.
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You will conquer this too.
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Don't go thinking yourself
into a spiral.
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Whenever something
really good happens,
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there's just always
something bad to counter it.
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You really think
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the universe
is requiring a trade
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for our successful event?
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You get a million followers,
and our bank accounts explode,
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but only if we guarantee
our firstborn child?
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More like we aren't allowed
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to have all the nice things
all at once.
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Madison said
the psyche protects itself
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from change,
even if it's for good.
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Oh, yeah? And what else
does the good doctor say?
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[laughs] She also said
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that there's nothing
that can happen tonight
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that we can't power through.
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The "wonder cousins"
can handle it all.
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-Wonder cousins.
-Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I like it.
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And she's right.
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All we have to worry about now
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is champagne problems.
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Should we have gotten
a bodyguard
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to keep the paps away?
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Where should we vacay first
with this influx of cash?
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You are literally immune
to imposter syndrome.
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It's like you took a dip
in the Dupree gene pool
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and drained all the confidence.
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It's because of you, Chels.
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I am unequivocally behind you
and your vision for our brand.
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I have total faith
in what we built together.
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-Really?
-Yes, wonder cousin.
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You are a revolution.
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Every girl is gonna want one
of your designs on their arm.
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From the bags.
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Then it'll be the clothes,
the footwear.
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Maybe...
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we even take on home goods.
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[both laugh]
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Tonight's just the beginning.
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Up next: global brand dominance.
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I can see it.
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You should be leading a country,
not a fashion brand.
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[Kat laughs]
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Ah, maybe in my spare time.
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But who's up next?
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-ChelseaKat.
-Oh, no, ma'am.
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Say it like you mean it.
Who is up next?
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ChelseaKat!
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BOTH: ChelseaKat! Yeah!
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[both laughing]
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Oh, cousin. Oh.
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♪ ♪
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[laughing]
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Who's ready to pre-party?
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NAOMI: Oh, we're actually early
for being early.
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-I'll take that.
-Well, we brought extras
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because once
the Duprees start toasting,
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we might
run through your cellar.
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Oh, that's so thoughtful, love.
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And so is hosting
this little soiree.
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Can you believe your grandbabies
are all grown up
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and making their own label?
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Grands, it's genius.
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We can get our mush out
before we're in public.
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Oh, I can't make
that kind of promise.
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Your mood does not match ours.
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We don't want
to spoil the celebration.
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-What is it now?
-NAOMI: I know I've been
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pushing everyone to go
to the doctor
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-since my dad had his stroke--
-No, nothing like that.
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Your grandmother
and I are fine.
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Okay. Thank God.
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Well, anything else,
we can handle.
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NAOMI: Yeah.
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Don't speak so soon.
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Ted, I really appreciate you
for inviting me.
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-You're my daughter.
-But so is Kat.
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And she shouldn't have
to share you on her big night.
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Besides, she'll see it as me
somehow trying to sabotage her.
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You know, there's gonna
to come a time
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when missing each other's
big moments will be unthinkable.
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This can be a step
in the right direction, huh?
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Ted, if I show up tonight,,
it'll be a step off the cliff.
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Okay, okay, maybe I took
that too far.
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But I'm not giving up on the
idea of you two being friends,
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just like I'm not giving up
on my marriage,
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papers or not.
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Okay. So maybe it's not a night
of sisterhood,
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but maybe it's the night
for you and Nicole.
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All caught up
in your baby girl's success.
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I can see it happening.
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-Now who's the optimist?
-[knocking]
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Mama is ready
to take you to dinner,
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and then we're
going shop... ping.
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Unless you already have plans.
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No, I'd love to go.
Let's do it.
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Dana.
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I'd invite you, Teddy Weddy,
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but apparently, the stench
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of new money
doesn't work for you.
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Maybe you could think of it
as Dupree money.
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I mean, that's the kind of stuff
you can't get enough of, right?
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-Hmm.
-Hmm.
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Naomi, did your mom tell you
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about the trust
I set up for Barbara?
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Yeah. You funded the trust based
on what Barbara would have made
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if she stayed
in the Articulettes.
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It's such a beautiful gesture.
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Yes, well, over the years,
the fund has grown.
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Gran's being modest.
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Due to her investment savvy,
it's now a veritable fortune.
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You did the right thing, Mom.
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Barbara's family deserves
to be taken care of.
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Thing is...
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the money's fallen
into the wrong hands.
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Well, you should be indemnified
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against any liabilities,
and there's--
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Leslie Thomas has
gotten her hands on the trust.
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Don't tell me that vulture
seduced one of Barbara's heirs.
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Or is she pimping out
that daughter of hers?
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No. No one knew until now.
Not me.
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Not even Leslie. No one.
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She is Barbara's heir.
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She's her daughter.
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-What?
-Oh, Gran. No.
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If she's Barbara's daughter,
I'm Serena Williams.
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Well, then call me Venus.
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As un-tempting
as that invitation was,
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I have another engagement.
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Good luck tonight, Ted.
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Thank you.
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[door closes]
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So, what's he need luck for?
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There's an event tonight
with his kids.
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And he didn't invite you?
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He did, but I'd much rather
spend time with you.
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So, where are we eating?
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I made dinner reservations
at the club.
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What?
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You and your father practically
have your own table there.
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I'm not about to wait around
so you can dig through
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your wig collection
and create a whole new face
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just so we can eat dinner.
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Okay. So, I mean,
what's that supposed to mean?
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What are you talking about?
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I go there with Ted
as his guest.
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You don't have a pass.
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You'd have to come up
with one hell of a disguise
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just to get past the maître d'.
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You know, you're right.
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I mean, the club does have
very high standards,
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and the best of the best
get in.
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Like moi.
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Come again?
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Or is it that, uh,
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you have to have a big ol' check
with a whole lot
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of zeros behind it? Hmm.
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Okay, can you cut the theatrics
and speak English?
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Baby, you are looking
at a brand-new,
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bona fide member of the club.
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-Mm-hmm. [laughs]
-What?
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Oh, yes, baby. Take it in.
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Take it all in.
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Wait, wait, you serious, Mom?
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-You joined?
-[laughs]
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I just signed on the dotted
line just this afternoon,
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and, um, I want you
to come with me
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to this illustrious
establishment.
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Help your mama pop that cherry.
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You are out of control.
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And hungry. I'm very hungry.
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So listen, they've got
this tasting menu, of course.
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-Mm-hmm.
-And so I was thinking
about eating everything on it,
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and using my little pinky
in the air as I do so.
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Yum, yum, yum. Hmm? You in?
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-I'm in.
-Yes!
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[both laugh]
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And I want you to remember this.
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-What?
-I need us
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to act like
we've been somewhere.
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'Cause, honey,
we about to be somebody.
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Come on, step.
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Well, I'll try my best
not to embarrass you.
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-Oh, thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I'm gonna head over early
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so Tomas can help me
put the bags
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in the display cases
while you...
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Set my face
and then pick out some shoes.
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-Really?
-Fine.
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I'll be right behind you,
promise.
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Great. I'll meet you at
the Grands at champagne o'clock.
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Can our fam
get any more adorable?
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Before you go, I wanted to
give you your flowers privately.
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You've heard of work wives.
You're my work sister.
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Well, more like
my sister sister,
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outside of Naomi.
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I sound like a drunk
maid of honor.
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Point is, I love you so much.
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And ChelseaKat would not
be here if it weren't for you.
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-You're the artist--
-Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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No interruptions.
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You took my ideas
and made them into a reality.
253
00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:33,517
You built this brand
from the ground up,
254
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:37,310
created a business plan,
chose manufacturers.
255
00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:38,517
And without you, I probably
256
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,724
would have never
stood up to Mom.
257
00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:42,448
You would have gotten there
eventually.
258
00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:46,241
Maybe, but maybe not.
259
00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:49,241
Without you, I'm just... less.
260
00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:52,413
Less brave, less fierce.
261
00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:56,034
Thank you for kicking my butt
when I need it,
262
00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:58,724
and having my back, always.
263
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:02,586
Being that Dupree is a lot,
264
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:06,103
but I can't imagine doing it,
265
00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:08,758
doing life without you.
266
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,620
I love you so much.
267
00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:12,068
[sniffles]
268
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:15,172
-Oh, I have
to touch up my makeup.
-[laughs]
269
00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:19,448
Mmm. [laughs]
270
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:22,551
Well, you will never
have to worry about that
271
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:26,034
because I am not going anywhere.
272
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:29,172
Maybe we ditch Tomas
and Madison
273
00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:31,000
and just grow old together.
274
00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:34,034
Share the studio
until we're gray.
275
00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:36,172
-You know what? Deal. [laughs]
-[laughs]
276
00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:39,551
Okay, okay, I have to go.
277
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:43,068
We have a very important event,
remember?
278
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:44,517
Okay.
279
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:45,965
Don't be late.
280
00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:48,137
-I know, I know.
-Mm.
281
00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:08,655
-Chelsea?
-Come on in, Dad.
282
00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:12,068
-Hey.
-What are you doing here?
283
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,068
Is it the lawsuit?
Will this impact the launch?
284
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:17,137
No, no. No, sweetheart.
285
00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:19,724
It's your father showing up
to say congratulations.
286
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:22,448
I didn't think you were
gonna make it tonight.
287
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:25,034
Oh, come on. Of course I would.
You're my baby.
288
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,793
Well, I thought that
you would need to be home
289
00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:28,206
with Hayley after everything.
290
00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:29,896
-Yeah.
-How is she?
291
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,275
Well, she's gonna be okay.
292
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,896
And the flowers you and Naomi
sent were lovely. Thank you.
293
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,379
And Hayley sends her
congratulations for the launch.
294
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,931
-Thanks.
-Yeah.
295
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:43,000
I love the name, by the way--
ChelseaKat.
296
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:45,172
Vernon used to call you two that
when you were little.
297
00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:48,344
Always joined at the hip,
inseparable.
298
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:51,137
He said that it was easier
to call us by one name
299
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,241
'cause he knew
that we would be together.
300
00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,896
Uh, we figured
it'd be a nice way to honor him.
301
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,931
Yeah, it is.
302
00:13:58,034 --> 00:13:59,551
So, how you feeling
about the launch?
303
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,482
Really good.
304
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,482
The buyers are super excited
305
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,551
and our follower count
is climbing.
306
00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:08,655
Hey. You should be very proud,
sweetheart.
307
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:10,034
I know I am.
308
00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:12,206
I mean, startups can be a grind,
309
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:16,344
you know, not unlike, you know,
starting a new law practice.
310
00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,137
But I want you to remember
311
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:19,965
to take care of yourself
during the process, okay?
312
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,344
I want you to eat,
take a lot of breaks.
313
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,034
I will, Dad.
314
00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,724
Maybe even a break
or two with your old man?
315
00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:28,275
Yeah, I can do that.
316
00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:29,896
Good.
317
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,379
Guess I'll get out of hair,
let you finish getting ready.
318
00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:36,275
And, uh, I'll see you tonight,
okay? Mmm.
319
00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:38,482
I'll be the tall guy
in the back cheering too loud.
320
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,862
-"Hey, everybody.
That's my girl."
-[laughs]
321
00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:42,965
Thanks for coming by, Dad.
322
00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:44,758
Don't mention it.
323
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:52,655
Oh.
324
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,172
Dr. Montgomery.
325
00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,896
Chelsea, why is my neurologist
making house calls?
326
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,827
Mr. Hamilton.
327
00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,310
-Hi.
-Hi.
328
00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:04,379
Dad, uh, Madison
is just dropping by
329
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:06,793
because we're... friends.
330
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:09,275
Oh. Okay. Well, finally,
331
00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:10,724
one of your friends can
save my life in a pinch.
332
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,068
-It's good to see you.
-You as well.
333
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,965
Are you keeping
all your follow-ups?
334
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:16,517
Yes, Doctor.
335
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,655
Goodbye, Doctor.
336
00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:22,896
[door closes]
337
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000
Hi there... friend.
338
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:28,655
DANI:
As much
339
00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:30,344
as it pains me to say this,
340
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:34,482
desperate times require
the skills of my ex-husband.
341
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:38,275
Mom, are you sure we want
to reengage Dad's services?
342
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:41,310
And are we all just going
to fake collective amnesia
343
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,758
about how dead-wrong he was
in handling Martin's troubles?
344
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:46,000
Obviously,
I'm not suggesting violence,
345
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:48,448
but on the right leash,
346
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:50,344
Bill is the best fixer
in the DMV.
347
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:52,379
His army of estate lawyers
can knock
348
00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:54,448
until they find the back door
in any contract.
349
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:57,896
He's already told us
it's not possible.
350
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,551
I'd like a second opinion.
351
00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:01,758
Naomi?
352
00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:04,689
Well, once the trustees verified
353
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:06,310
Leslie's relationship
to Barbara,
354
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,344
that first check probably
rolled right out the door.
355
00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:09,724
Yes, it did.
My lawyers confirmed it.
356
00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:12,034
Then even Dad
will have zero basis
357
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,482
to take this to court.
358
00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:14,793
So we're supposed
to just sit here
359
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,275
and welcome her
to our tax bracket?
360
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:19,931
We all share your outrage,
Dani, but it's a fait accompli.
361
00:16:20,034 --> 00:16:22,068
And now the fun part.
362
00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:23,310
Waiting to see
363
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,896
how Leslie weaponizes
that money against us.
364
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:32,482
It's really real, isn't it?
365
00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:37,206
The event space is transformed
into a purse wonderland.
366
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,172
You and Chelsea made
this happen.
367
00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:41,379
Displaying the bags
in museum cases?
368
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:43,103
Brilliant.
369
00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:45,896
Now everyone will see them
for what they are.
370
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,827
Works of art.
371
00:16:47,931 --> 00:16:49,448
Right? Ooh!
372
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,034
The cases.
373
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,793
Un-freaking believable.
374
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:58,413
If the Duprees make it,
they will break it.
375
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:01,517
Excuse me.
376
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:04,827
How many times
do I have to tell you
377
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,205
you don't belong here?
378
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,034
Kat, chill out, okay? There is
no reason to make a scene.
379
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,034
Oh, I'm gonna do more than that.
380
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:22,275
You are on a no-fly list
for my launch.
381
00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:24,482
Take another step,
and I'll have you thrown out.
382
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,413
-I'd like to see you try.
-Nobody even knew it was here.
383
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:27,792
If I had a penny
384
00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:30,275
for every coincidence
that put you in my path...
385
00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:32,310
Kat, come on.
386
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:34,310
We're here
for our dinner reservation.
387
00:17:34,413 --> 00:17:37,310
We'll be in the dining room
and out of your way.
388
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:42,103
Okay, Kat, where was that little
imaginary line I couldn't cross?
389
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:43,827
Whoop. There it is.
390
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:46,344
Tomas, call security.
391
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,827
[scoffs]
Honey, please.
392
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:52,241
Listen, I don't need to crash
nothing, Little Kitty Boo Boo.
393
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:55,517
You are looking
at the club's newest member.
394
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:59,275
[laughs]
395
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,310
Oh, my God.
396
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,310
I needed that.
397
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:07,000
Nice try,
but you couldn't afford
398
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:09,827
the dues, let alone
the initiation fee.
399
00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:12,655
Kat, Miss Thomas has recently
400
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,965
come into some extra funds.
401
00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:19,034
And you're just telling me this?
402
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:22,655
Wow. Sounds like
you need to talk to Mommy
403
00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:25,620
and ask her to help you work
on your communication skills.
404
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:29,413
Ms. Thomas, Ms. Thomas. Lovely
to have you with us tonight.
405
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,620
Oh, thank you so much.
406
00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:33,724
May I be the first
to show you the dining room?
407
00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,172
Oh, absolutely.
408
00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:37,931
-Right this way.
-Oh, uh, good luck tonight, Kat.
409
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,034
Mama, you're gonna love
the steak salad.
410
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:41,482
They have these
little crispy onion things
411
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:45,275
-that are to die for.
-Mmm. Delicious.
412
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:53,448
Hey, come on. You've been
hyper focused with the launch.
413
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:57,068
I didn't want to distract you.
Don't let this ruin your night.
414
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:02,379
Tell me I didn't just
screw everything up. I panicked.
415
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:05,379
I just didn't realize you
hadn't told him about us yet.
416
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,655
Not just about us.
417
00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:11,137
Oh, babe, you haven't
told him about you?
418
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:13,586
We haven't had that
specific conversation.
419
00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:15,517
We don't really talk a lot
after the divorce.
420
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,068
I mean, the stroke
shifted things,
421
00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:20,241
but more into a
"I don't want you to die" place
422
00:19:20,344 --> 00:19:22,931
and not a "I want to bring
my girlfriend over" place.
423
00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:28,448
Are you afraid he might not be
as accepting as the Duprees?
424
00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:30,896
I don't need his permission
to love who I want
425
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,275
any more than he needed mine
to marry that wicked... Hayley.
426
00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:37,724
You're the least shy person
I know.
427
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:39,482
Something held you up,
428
00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:41,275
and I told you
how long it took me
429
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:42,482
to tell my own dad,
430
00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,206
so maybe you just need
a little more time.
431
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,448
Thank you for understanding.
432
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:49,586
-Well, friend...
-[both laugh]
433
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,517
It will be tough keeping
my hands off you tonight,
434
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:54,413
so we need some ground rules
435
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:57,241
if we don't want this
to turn into a coming-out party.
436
00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:58,793
Should I hold back on the PDA?
437
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,965
No, no, no.
I'm not asking you to do that.
438
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,103
I mean, the rest of my family
knows about you,
439
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,931
and I want your hand
at the base of my back
440
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:07,241
sending chills up it.
441
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:09,482
Oh, well, then
your dad's gonna know.
442
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:11,793
Then it's his moment
to find out.
443
00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,620
I don't need to make
a proclamation.
444
00:20:13,724 --> 00:20:17,344
He'll either be happy for us
or learn to deal with it.
445
00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:18,896
Okay then.
446
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,344
Well, I think I'm gonna need
a little bit more clarification
447
00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:25,000
on what level of affection
is acceptable.
448
00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:27,103
Yeah?
449
00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:29,827
Is this okay?
450
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:32,034
Hm. Perfectly fine.
451
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,310
Are we approaching
the danger zone here?
452
00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:39,827
Not at all.
453
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,517
Surely that's too much.
454
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,724
I'll tell you when to stop.
455
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,827
DANI:
It isn't fair, Mother.
456
00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:56,103
Just tell me you weren't doing
any magical thinking
457
00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:57,793
because that money
is not going to make
458
00:20:57,896 --> 00:21:00,000
Leslie's tiny heart
grow three sizes
459
00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:01,620
and leave us the hell alone.
460
00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:04,000
ANITA:
I have no illusions
about that woman,
461
00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:07,172
but we don't know if she intends
to wage war on our family.
462
00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:09,517
What else would she do?
463
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:13,896
Dani, you and your sister
have never wanted for a thing.
464
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000
That woman has seen some
lean days before this windfall,
465
00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:19,206
and I know a bit about that.
466
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:22,275
So, who knows,
Leslie might indulge
467
00:21:22,379 --> 00:21:24,137
in a more constructive course,
468
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,689
like buying a yacht
to circumnavigate the world
469
00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:29,758
or-or an apartment in Manhattan.
470
00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:32,275
So her ship's come in
and we're all just hoping
471
00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:34,000
she gets out of dodge?
472
00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:36,551
If this inheritance gets her
out of our lives,
473
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:38,379
-then good riddance.
-[doorbell chimes]
474
00:21:48,379 --> 00:21:50,931
You think I'm being optimistic?
475
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:56,000
I think you're hoping
this will all just go away.
476
00:21:56,103 --> 00:21:57,862
Because deep down,
477
00:21:57,965 --> 00:22:00,310
you don't want to have to fight
Barbara's daughter.
478
00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:03,379
There is some truth in that.
479
00:22:03,482 --> 00:22:05,448
I know this woman, Mother.
480
00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:08,724
She actually thinks
she's the woman scorned.
481
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,206
Leslie's not gonna stop
482
00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:13,275
any more than I will.
483
00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:16,862
Vanessa's got some news for us.
484
00:22:16,965 --> 00:22:20,172
Oh, babe, um, this is not
the right time. Family meeting.
485
00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:22,689
I saw all the cars in the drive.
486
00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:26,620
I'm sorry, Dupree fam,
but I have some news,
487
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,068
and you're not gonna like it.
488
00:22:37,103 --> 00:22:41,068
-We cannot do this in public.
-But we can do it right now.
489
00:22:42,344 --> 00:22:44,344
[phone buzzing]
490
00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:49,517
-It's Kat. [sighs]
-Oh, take it.
491
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,379
Are you on your way?
492
00:22:51,482 --> 00:22:54,344
Not yet. Dad stopped by,
then Madison stopped by,
493
00:22:54,448 --> 00:22:56,517
and I still need
to put myself together.
494
00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,103
I'm going as fast as I can.
495
00:22:58,206 --> 00:23:01,103
We're not crunched for time yet.
496
00:23:01,206 --> 00:23:04,482
I just realized I should've
grabbed the PR bags so I could
497
00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:05,724
set them up early.
498
00:23:05,827 --> 00:23:07,758
Madison, do you mind
taking these gift bags
499
00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:08,965
to my grandparents?
500
00:23:09,068 --> 00:23:10,586
-Kat will meet you there.
-Of course.
501
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,275
That way I can make sure
I get the best one.
502
00:23:13,379 --> 00:23:14,758
Madison, you are
503
00:23:14,862 --> 00:23:17,000
-a lifesaver.
-Literally.
504
00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:18,862
See you soon.
505
00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:23,206
Now, how does anyone
expect me to be on time
506
00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:24,586
with such a gorgeous
distraction?
507
00:23:24,689 --> 00:23:25,931
Oh, no, no, no.
508
00:23:26,034 --> 00:23:28,310
I will not be the reason
that you're late.
509
00:23:28,413 --> 00:23:30,724
I plan to stay
on Kat's good side.
510
00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:34,448
Okay. Thank you.
I'll be right behind you.
511
00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:35,586
Yeah.
512
00:23:37,896 --> 00:23:40,275
I don't know
what I did in a past life,
513
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:43,068
but showing that woman
house after house
514
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,793
in this neighborhood
is its own kind of hell.
515
00:23:45,896 --> 00:23:47,689
Everything was too big
or too small
516
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,172
or too bougie
or not bougie enough.
517
00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:51,551
Well, thank God
for small favors.
518
00:23:51,655 --> 00:23:55,758
She put in an unsolicited offer
across the street.
519
00:23:55,862 --> 00:23:58,379
VERNON:
The unmitigated gall.
520
00:23:58,482 --> 00:24:00,827
Shoot, I hope that Jarvis
has honored
521
00:24:00,931 --> 00:24:05,379
our 20 years of friendship and
told her where to put her offer.
522
00:24:05,482 --> 00:24:08,448
They haven't responded yet.
Leslie gave them until midnight.
523
00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:09,655
Well, they're not
going anywhere.
524
00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:11,172
They just redid their pool.
525
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:14,000
The offer was significantly
over market.
526
00:24:14,103 --> 00:24:15,482
They could be tempted.
527
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,379
Then Daddy can outbid her.
528
00:24:17,482 --> 00:24:18,862
What's money for if not to keep
529
00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:21,586
your daughter's ex's
crazy baby mama away?
530
00:24:21,689 --> 00:24:23,413
I'll get my checkbook.
531
00:24:23,517 --> 00:24:26,206
Then she'll just bid on
the O'Malleys or the Greenes.
532
00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:28,655
We can't buy every house
on the block.
533
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,241
It's possible
something will come up
534
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:31,896
in the inspection
that will change her mind.
535
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,896
She hasn't even seen
the inside of the house.
536
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,793
Vanessa, thank you for softening
the blow, but this is happening.
537
00:24:37,896 --> 00:24:40,655
If it's not that house,
it'll be another.
538
00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:42,862
So, we just
best be prepared for it.
539
00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:55,000
Irony's a mother.
540
00:24:55,103 --> 00:24:56,655
I mean, if Leslie
had gotten paid sooner,
541
00:24:56,758 --> 00:24:58,724
maybe she wouldn't have crashed
back into your life at all.
542
00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:01,137
Yeah.
543
00:25:01,241 --> 00:25:04,172
No Leslie would've meant no Eva.
544
00:25:04,275 --> 00:25:05,620
Man, Ted.
545
00:25:07,034 --> 00:25:09,586
You forgive with the same energy
I hold a grudge,
546
00:25:09,689 --> 00:25:13,241
but... hey, she's your daughter.
547
00:25:13,344 --> 00:25:16,034
You two really have gotten past
how she got into your life, huh?
548
00:25:16,137 --> 00:25:18,896
She works with me
at the practice.
549
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,000
She lives in the same hotel.
She's bright and funny.
550
00:25:23,103 --> 00:25:26,103
I learn something new
about her every day.
551
00:25:26,206 --> 00:25:27,758
I'm just trying to do
what I can to make up
552
00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:29,551
for lost time, I guess, huh?
553
00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:32,827
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, brother.
554
00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:34,896
Trying's got
to count for something.
555
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,862
Oh. Why don't we switch seats?
556
00:25:37,965 --> 00:25:39,862
No.
557
00:25:39,965 --> 00:25:43,379
I want Bill Hamilton
to see my rise
558
00:25:43,482 --> 00:25:47,896
from the trembling little coward
he chased out of town
559
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,172
to the deserving socialite.
560
00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:52,551
You are not a coward.
561
00:25:52,655 --> 00:25:55,068
He is the creep
who threatened you.
562
00:25:55,172 --> 00:25:59,034
Look, having me, protecting me,
nothing is more courageous.
563
00:25:59,137 --> 00:26:00,862
I wish Barbara...
564
00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:03,827
I wish my mother
565
00:26:03,931 --> 00:26:07,379
had the same instinct
for self-preservation.
566
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:10,448
But when they stole
her dreams from her,
567
00:26:10,551 --> 00:26:11,689
she just crumbled.
568
00:26:11,793 --> 00:26:13,862
What happened to her
wasn't right.
569
00:26:13,965 --> 00:26:15,827
The Duprees happened to her.
570
00:26:17,206 --> 00:26:20,068
Look, I am so sorry, Mom.
571
00:26:20,172 --> 00:26:22,862
She missed out on you and me.
572
00:26:22,965 --> 00:26:26,862
But look, it still seems like
she's looking out for you,
573
00:26:26,965 --> 00:26:29,103
making sure you don't
have to fight so hard.
574
00:26:32,241 --> 00:26:33,724
To Barbara.
575
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,413
Thanks, Grandma.
576
00:26:47,586 --> 00:26:50,068
And at no point did it occur to
you to stop your little sister?
577
00:26:50,172 --> 00:26:52,344
I'm sorry,
but eight-year-old Chelsea
578
00:26:52,448 --> 00:26:53,862
made a very compelling case
579
00:26:53,965 --> 00:26:56,551
as to why she needed
to cut up that Hermès scarf.
580
00:26:56,655 --> 00:26:59,172
So, Barbie needed
a new outfit for her trip
581
00:26:59,275 --> 00:27:00,413
to the French Riviera.
582
00:27:00,517 --> 00:27:03,620
How did I not see
she was a designer back then?
583
00:27:06,448 --> 00:27:08,310
You know, the girls will have
584
00:27:08,413 --> 00:27:10,620
more than enough support
without us.
585
00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:13,413
Everyone will understand
if we skip this one.
586
00:27:13,517 --> 00:27:16,655
I'm not gonna let that woman
ruin our celebration.
587
00:27:16,758 --> 00:27:18,862
You just need a moment.
588
00:27:18,965 --> 00:27:22,172
Why on Earth did I think we'd
end up anywhere else but here?
589
00:27:23,896 --> 00:27:26,758
A couple months ago,
Bill and Hayley were
590
00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:28,655
moving into Fairmont Crest,
591
00:27:28,758 --> 00:27:30,655
and we thought
it was the end of the world,
592
00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:33,931
but while it was awkward,
it wasn't.
593
00:27:34,034 --> 00:27:36,344
Have you forgotten
your baby girl tried to shoot up
594
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,586
their wedding
and nearly landed in jail
595
00:27:38,689 --> 00:27:41,241
because of Bill's machinations?
596
00:27:41,344 --> 00:27:43,448
True. True.
597
00:27:43,551 --> 00:27:46,000
But Bill and Hayley stay
pretty much to themselves,
598
00:27:46,103 --> 00:27:48,586
for the most part, and
they've proven to be manageable.
599
00:27:48,689 --> 00:27:50,931
Yeah, well,
Leslie is not manageable,
600
00:27:51,034 --> 00:27:52,931
and she is not the type
to try to blend into
601
00:27:53,034 --> 00:27:56,137
the Fairmont Crest
society wallpaper.
602
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:58,517
So we'll handle her together
603
00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:00,448
when she comes around
that mountain
604
00:28:00,551 --> 00:28:03,172
or around that pickleball court.
605
00:28:03,275 --> 00:28:05,793
Ugh. You know what?
Let's just set this aside.
606
00:28:05,896 --> 00:28:09,172
I don't want Chelsea or Kat
to think anything's wrong.
607
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,482
-Hi, baby.
-Family.
608
00:28:12,586 --> 00:28:14,137
-[Anita laughs]
-Hey.
609
00:28:14,241 --> 00:28:16,586
-Where's Chelsea?
-On her way.
610
00:28:16,689 --> 00:28:19,000
Well, you go on inside.
Granddad and I
611
00:28:19,103 --> 00:28:21,724
are just gonna go see how the
hors d'oeuvres are progressing.
612
00:28:25,551 --> 00:28:29,137
-Who's ready to toast?
-What are we toasting?
613
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,965
The fact that Leslie's
the long-lost daughter
614
00:28:32,068 --> 00:28:33,586
of the Articulettes?
615
00:28:33,689 --> 00:28:37,724
Or the fact that she and
her devil spawn are now rich?
616
00:28:37,827 --> 00:28:41,172
-Kat...
-Seriously, guys,
are we dropping secrets
617
00:28:41,275 --> 00:28:45,000
like Drake drops albums?
How could you not tell me?
618
00:28:45,103 --> 00:28:46,655
Probably shouldn't ask, but
619
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:49,241
where are things with you
and the estranged missus?
620
00:28:50,482 --> 00:28:53,862
She's been on a date.
621
00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:56,862
-Oh.
-With my business partner.
622
00:28:56,965 --> 00:28:59,000
Wait, she's dating Carlton?
623
00:29:00,482 --> 00:29:02,689
Guy you've been friends with
since Banneker Med?
624
00:29:02,793 --> 00:29:04,896
-Sheesh.
-Tell me about it.
625
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,689
Oh, wow, man, when did Nicole
take over the title
626
00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:09,379
of Naughty Dupree Sister?
627
00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:10,793
Who knows?
628
00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:13,655
I don't have much of
a handle on her these days.
629
00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:18,172
So, listen, I reached out
to that lawyer you recommended.
630
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,931
I'm still gonna need that
Bill Hamilton touch, though.
631
00:29:22,034 --> 00:29:23,827
Unless you're ready
to hand over that torch
632
00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:25,689
that you're
still holding for Nicole,
633
00:29:25,793 --> 00:29:28,275
hiring me isn't gonna have
the desired effect, all right?
634
00:29:28,379 --> 00:29:30,931
I don't deal in amicable.
635
00:29:31,034 --> 00:29:33,482
I don't want
an amicable divorce.
636
00:29:33,586 --> 00:29:35,551
I need help staying married.
637
00:29:35,655 --> 00:29:37,724
I mean, look, I can
stall it out for you, man,
638
00:29:37,827 --> 00:29:39,517
but if Nicole wants to
keep on moving on,
639
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:41,586
there's nothing I can do.
640
00:29:41,689 --> 00:29:44,206
Just do your part
and let me do mine.
641
00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:48,241
-Good night, Ted.
-Good night.
642
00:29:52,034 --> 00:29:56,517
Just a friendly reminder,
club member to club member.
643
00:29:57,344 --> 00:30:00,965
I'm not that same girl
you trifled with before.
644
00:30:01,068 --> 00:30:03,862
I've learned
a few things since then.
645
00:30:03,965 --> 00:30:06,000
Mama, you said
what you needed to say.
646
00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:08,034
Let's go.
647
00:30:08,137 --> 00:30:11,000
Wait, no, hold on, hold on.
Not so fast, Leslie.
648
00:30:12,068 --> 00:30:15,413
You see, I think you have
a false impression
649
00:30:15,517 --> 00:30:17,448
of how all of this works.
650
00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:19,620
You might want to take
another glance
651
00:30:19,724 --> 00:30:21,758
at your membership contract.
652
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:25,172
Harassment of another member
is grounds for expulsion.
653
00:30:25,275 --> 00:30:29,310
You want to talk harassment
after what you did to my mother?
654
00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:32,103
You think you can
intimidate me, Billy Goat?
655
00:30:32,206 --> 00:30:36,241
You think you can make me
feel like I don't belong?
656
00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:40,448
Yeah, well, you see,
I put down roots, okay?
657
00:30:40,551 --> 00:30:43,862
And that is not gonna
happen this time.
658
00:30:43,965 --> 00:30:47,000
So, I bought a house
659
00:30:47,103 --> 00:30:49,724
right here in this neighborhood.
660
00:30:49,827 --> 00:30:51,689
Ooh, it's a darling
little place.
661
00:30:51,793 --> 00:30:54,517
Eva, you are going to love it.
662
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,586
It's right across the street
from the Duprees.
663
00:30:59,586 --> 00:31:02,068
Kat, I didn't even know
when you were here earlier.
664
00:31:02,172 --> 00:31:05,206
Granddad and I were gonna
tell you after the launch.
665
00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:08,724
But I promise to fill you in
on every sordid detail tomorrow.
666
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:11,103
Tonight,
all you have to worry about
667
00:31:11,206 --> 00:31:13,172
is making your dreams come true.
668
00:31:13,275 --> 00:31:16,137
How am I supposed to think
of anything other than Leslie?
669
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:19,827
-What are we gonna do?
-Absolutely nothing.
670
00:31:19,931 --> 00:31:22,896
We are celebrating
our dynamic duo tonight
671
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,551
and all of your hard work.
672
00:31:24,655 --> 00:31:28,310
-Leslie can't touch that.
-Hear, hear.
673
00:31:28,413 --> 00:31:32,724
We could not be happier for you,
and all these moments--
674
00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:35,896
this is what
we are all fighting for.
675
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,551
Our family's reputation
has taken some hits
676
00:31:38,655 --> 00:31:41,517
these past few months, but you--
677
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:44,689
you and Chelsea have given us
something to be proud of.
678
00:31:44,793 --> 00:31:47,275
You're what makes
the Dupree name great.
679
00:31:47,379 --> 00:31:48,724
Daddy,
680
00:31:48,827 --> 00:31:50,931
you have to wait for Chelsea
before you start toasting.
681
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,482
[all laugh]
682
00:31:52,586 --> 00:31:54,517
I do think
we should read Chelsea in
683
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:56,000
on the whole Leslie sitch.
684
00:31:56,103 --> 00:31:57,862
You don't want her
to be blindsided at her party.
685
00:31:57,965 --> 00:32:00,034
I'm surprised
she isn't here yet.
686
00:32:00,137 --> 00:32:03,344
Um, Madison, have you spoken
to her since you left?
687
00:32:03,448 --> 00:32:05,172
She said she'd be
right behind me.
688
00:32:05,275 --> 00:32:06,310
You know her, she's probably
689
00:32:06,413 --> 00:32:08,896
changing her shoes
for the third time.
690
00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:14,034
[muffled screams]
691
00:32:18,551 --> 00:32:21,413
Yeah. Ah, finally.
692
00:32:21,517 --> 00:32:24,275
Martin and Samantha
have just pulled in.
693
00:32:24,379 --> 00:32:26,103
At least two people
from my family
694
00:32:26,206 --> 00:32:28,068
will be talking to me
at this party.
695
00:32:28,965 --> 00:32:30,827
You mean, unless Martin
hasn't already heard
696
00:32:30,931 --> 00:32:32,793
about your ex-mistress'
new digs?
697
00:32:33,965 --> 00:32:36,689
You know, I really thought
we'd put Dana in our rear view,
698
00:32:36,793 --> 00:32:39,586
but she's just made herself
a constant in our lives.
699
00:32:39,689 --> 00:32:41,310
You know how small
Fairmont Crest is.
700
00:32:41,413 --> 00:32:45,965
Nicole won't be able to move
without Dana being in her grill.
701
00:32:46,068 --> 00:32:50,655
So, I take it that's a no
on shopping?
702
00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:57,896
You know, all these years,
I thought you were miserable
703
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,241
because of the things
and people we didn't have.
704
00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:02,413
Ted, money, support.
705
00:33:02,517 --> 00:33:04,517
But you can't be happy
unless you're standing
706
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:06,068
on the neck of someone else.
707
00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:09,482
Mama, this trust
is your chance to walk away
708
00:33:09,586 --> 00:33:13,068
from all the petty crap,
all that need for revenge.
709
00:33:15,310 --> 00:33:17,137
Okay, baby.
710
00:33:17,241 --> 00:33:18,448
Come here.
711
00:33:18,551 --> 00:33:20,310
You don't get it.
712
00:33:20,413 --> 00:33:22,793
See, this is not just any house.
713
00:33:22,896 --> 00:33:26,310
Honey, it's a mansion,
and it's for us.
714
00:33:26,413 --> 00:33:28,896
And-and you can have
your own wing, okay?
715
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,068
And I can even
give you servants.
716
00:33:31,172 --> 00:33:33,241
Yeah, and a view of the Duprees.
717
00:33:34,172 --> 00:33:37,206
You could've bought any house
in town-- hell, the entire DMV--
718
00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:39,655
but you had to have this house.
719
00:33:40,655 --> 00:33:44,172
You want them to watch you
enjoying their money.
720
00:33:45,241 --> 00:33:47,241
So?
721
00:33:47,344 --> 00:33:50,827
I'm not like you. I don't
get off on everyone hating me.
722
00:33:50,931 --> 00:33:54,482
You really don't get it.
They took my mother.
723
00:33:54,586 --> 00:33:58,413
They took my man.
They threatened to take you.
724
00:33:58,517 --> 00:34:00,793
You think that enough money
in the world
725
00:34:00,896 --> 00:34:03,965
is-is going to make us even?
726
00:34:04,068 --> 00:34:08,172
They are lucky
that I am content with some...
727
00:34:08,275 --> 00:34:10,000
[grunts] real estate.
728
00:34:13,793 --> 00:34:17,068
But you know what?
That may not even be happening.
729
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,724
What do you mean?
730
00:34:20,827 --> 00:34:23,241
Okay, so I...
731
00:34:24,965 --> 00:34:27,206
I exaggerated
about the purchase, all right?
732
00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:29,724
And I gave them
this hefty offer
733
00:34:29,827 --> 00:34:31,827
and they have until midnight
to accept it.
734
00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:33,620
So, your little wish
may come true.
735
00:34:33,724 --> 00:34:37,896
God, I cannot believe that
I have my own child as a hater.
736
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,310
I'm not hating.
737
00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:42,103
-I'm just trying to think of...
-[phone chimes]
738
00:34:43,379 --> 00:34:46,310
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
739
00:34:46,413 --> 00:34:49,034
[gasps]
Oh! Scratch that.
740
00:34:49,137 --> 00:34:52,551
[laughing]
They just took my offer!
741
00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:55,585
Ooh, baby, I feel
a breakdance coming on.
742
00:34:55,688 --> 00:34:57,241
Come on!
Dance with your mama.
743
00:34:57,344 --> 00:34:59,448
[vocalizing]
Dance with me, baby.
744
00:34:59,551 --> 00:35:01,931
Oh, yeah.
Take it old school.
745
00:35:02,034 --> 00:35:05,206
Say what? Come on. [laughs]
746
00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:09,344
Oh, stop it. Look at this.
This is beautiful.
747
00:35:09,448 --> 00:35:12,793
Ding, dong.
The witch is not dead.
748
00:35:12,896 --> 00:35:15,793
Well, there it is.
749
00:35:15,896 --> 00:35:18,103
We will weather this storm.
750
00:35:18,206 --> 00:35:20,000
Chelsea, remember that thing
751
00:35:20,103 --> 00:35:22,103
about staying
on Kat's good side?
752
00:35:22,206 --> 00:35:25,103
Where are you? Everyone's
been calling and texting.
753
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,413
Call me back.
Or just get here.
754
00:35:27,517 --> 00:35:29,517
We're starting to get worried.
755
00:35:44,482 --> 00:35:46,379
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00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:54,724
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758
00:35:54,827 --> 00:35:57,896
I need to stake my claim
on Fairmont Crest.
759
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,965
ASAP.
760
00:35:59,068 --> 00:36:00,586
-May I?
-Be our guest.
761
00:36:00,689 --> 00:36:03,000
Uh-uh! Unhand me, demon!
762
00:36:03,103 --> 00:36:04,344
You've seen things, Vanessa,
763
00:36:04,448 --> 00:36:07,172
and I'm not in the habit
of leaving loose ends.
764
00:36:07,275 --> 00:36:08,517
Are you threatening me?
765
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,275
You can't stop me
from growing up.
766
00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:12,517
Samantha, there are
dangers everywhere.
767
00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:13,965
Chelsea's not at the club.
768
00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:16,068
Bring her home.
769
00:36:16,172 --> 00:36:18,896
Hey!
Somebody, please help me!
770
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,931
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