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Yeah, I've got some notes here about
your condition.

So what the dumb shit took the fucking
front desk?

Hey,

don't call it dumb shit.

You got a bruise to the thigh and ass
pain.

Yeah, because I fell on the stairs. I
was like going down. I tripped over the

fucking skate. A kid left.

Oh, a kid.

A kid left a little roller skate there
and I went down, down, down. So where

you hit exactly? What's going on back
there? How did you...

You want to stand up and show me?

Let's take a look at that.

Is it okay? Can you bring it around this
way?

I can stand.

I can stand.

Bend it over a little.

Oh, I don't know where the pain is, so
if you could take your pants down. Let

get a look at this.

We're supposed to be like a medical gown
for this crap.

You know what? We're out.

They're all dirty.

Oh. They're all dirty?

Yeah.

emergency room?

Oh, baby, you're going to be all right,
though. Trust me.

It hurts.

My leg hurts because I fell.

It's already freezing.

Oh, yeah, well, back to this. I'm more,
this looks, this, I'm very concerned

about this here. I think I'm going to,
I'm going to have to take a better look

at that. I'm going to have to take a
better look at that.

Okay. Why not my leg? I mean, isn't my
leg a major muscle, too?

Um, yeah, that's a major muscle, but
you're at the, uh, Animal specialist?

I mean, I'm sorry.

Butt specialist?

I think animal specialist sounded more
professional than butt specialist.

Oh, well, that's good. That's good.

Well, I'm going to take a closer look
because you might have really hurt your

anal. So that bone, butt bone felt a
little like it might

have been.

Okay, now you just relax, okay?

Is there a bone in the butt?

Yeah, there's a bone back here. Oh, look
at that.

Now, how does that feel right there?

It feels okay.

It feels okay?

I don't think there's a bone in my
apple. Oh, yeah, there's a lot in there

don't know about. See, that's my job.

Okay, do you feel that?

Yeah, I feel a finger in my ass.

Okay, but do you really, really feel it,
though?

Yeah, I feel it.

You should really feel it. I mean, it
should be painful. See, you might think

you broke something and now it's numb.

It's not painful. I'm going to give you
a test.

I have two fingers in there. Did you
know that?

Uh, yeah. I knew that.

You knew that?

I didn't feel that one. You have your
asshole wide open.

How does that feel?

It feels like you're spreading my
asshole wide open. That's what it feels

But is it painful or do you enjoy it?

Well, it's a little bit on par with
being enjoyable.

Yep, got to get a little moisture down
there.

I'm the doctor here.

What's running down my leg?

What's running down your leg?

Did it spit?

It's called anal something, you know?

It's juice from your ass, yes.

I have anal leakage? Yes. You know I
have three fingers in your ass, really

deep, and you're not screaming?

You have three fingers in there?

Yeah, yeah. See, you definitely, there's
something definitely going on here. Oh,

my God, I must have broken something if
I don't feel that.

Yeah, you know, I think I'm going to
have to get some other doctors in here.

and see if they concur with my
diagnosis.

So what I'm going to do... I'm going

to get Dr. Cold in here

and have him take a look at that because
I don't, I got to have other opinions

on this.

So you just, yeah, you get comfortable
and I'll call Dr.

Cold in.

And then also I'll be back to take your
temperature.

I mean, there was something running down
my middle leg.

What? It broke my ass.

Who makes that?

I'm new at this, so this is kind of, you
know, it's a lot going on for me. But,

you know, just do what they do. Let me
grab my gloves here.

You're new at this?

Yeah.

Oh.

All the confidence in the world. I'm
familiar with anal.

Okay. You're familiar with anal. Okay,
that qualifies it, right? So just keep

testing. We specialize in different
areas of the ass. What's that word?

Can curve?

Yeah. He has to can curve.

Yeah, man. And he's more of a specialist
in the midsection there. Wow.

How long were you in medical school for?

That's a secret.

Okay.

I'll be quiet. I just started medical
school. I mean, I just got out. Oh, my

God. Wow. What the hell?

Well, he checks that. Let me check your
temperature. Got a thermometer in here.

That's a very interesting thermometer.

Have you never seen one like this?

Well, actually, no. Never that big or
that long or that...

All right. Well, you put it in your
mouth, just like a regular one.

Yeah, over your tongue. There you go.

Hey, we're supposed to be talking about
your ass here.

And you have a dick in your mouth.

It's a thermometer. Shut up. Oh, sorry.

If that's what you want to call it, let
me put another one in your mouth.

Temperature's a little high.

A little high.

Oh, yeah.

You've got a fever.

Yeah, she does. Yeah, she's got a fever.

Yeah.

Is it a bad one?

No, I think it's called black cockosis
or something.

Black cockosis?

Is it serious?

Um, it can be.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, you got it bad.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. She's definitely hot, Doctor.

I can tell. I can feel something.

We're going to have to really probe that
ass. I'm really going to have to probe

it.

Oh, yeah.

How many fingers did he get in?

He got three.

Wow. Yeah.

Let's see.

Is that bad?

No. I can get two in.

He got three in. Wow.

Yeah.

That's good.

Yeah.

See, this is helping your temperature
get down to where it used to be. Oh,

I got three of them, too.

Your ass is just fine.

Three fingers, yeah.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, stick it all the way down the
throat and get the correct reading.

Ah, yeah.

My exam is now over with.

Yeah, I think we need another opinion,
though. We need to get Dr. Long in here.

Oh, that's okay. Dr. Long is the actual
expert in this area.

He might be able to tell us more.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yep.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Now, Dr. Cold is going to continue to
take your temperature, and I'm going to

get Dr.

Long.

Is he going to do it the same way you
did?

Yeah, well, he's going to do this
special, and I'll do mine.

Okay.

I'm a little confused.

But, hey, that's all I know.

This has to be a new system of
thermometers, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?

He's checking my temperature.

This is a new thermometer, right?

Yeah. I'm kind of low at this, but, you
know, this is what we do here.

I just pulled up your chart here, and it
says you have a possible jungle fever.

I thought I had a broken ankle.

Yeah, but when we come in, I just
concurred with Dr.

Ace, and he took your temperature.

I got Dr.

Cole here taking your temperature again.
I'm going to bring Dr. Ace in in a

second because I'm checking the chart,
and I see that because we work on

throats, pussies, and asses here.

So I'm going to bring in Dr. Ace because
I see that he gave you the oral

thermometer. Did anybody give him a
rectal thermometer?

Not yet, doctor. Can we get some lube on
the thermometer and get in this ass for

a second and see what's going on here?

Let's see what we got going on here.
This mouth is okay. Yeah, I think you

should check the ass.

I don't know.

Have you grabbed it by the back of the
head gently and shoved it down as far as

you can until tears have come out?

The tear test.

Look at that. That's good. She's
drooling. She's drooling. Again.

Now, the way you... I think you should
be able to get the whole dick in her

mouth. The whole dick?

Yeah, you should be able to put her lips
up against your balls. Oh, wow.

There you go.

There you go.

I want to just throw that on the x -ray.

Wow.

All right, well, you keep that going.

Now, I'm going to have to bring in Dr.
Ace again so he can give you the other

half because...

The rectal thermometer and the oral
thermometer should be going at the same

to create enough pressure to create the
type of conditions we need to figure out

what you have. I don't think he knows
what you're talking about. Yeah, he

Just put it in your mouth.

I've got a chart. If you know anything
about medicine, whoever has the chart is

right. That's right. There you go. Chart
is right. Bring your ass up.

I didn't go to medical school for two
weeks for this.

Oh,

look at that. It gapes.

Oh, it's gaping. It's gaping. Gaping
ass.

That

gaping

ass. I feel, hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah, I think you're right, doctor.

I think you're right, Dr. Long.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, what's going on here?

Whatever you said. Is she still able to
produce saliva? Now, the question is,

now, what I need from both of you is I
need you balls deep. I need you balls

deep so we can take her pulse. Okay. All
right?

Let's hope she's still breathing after
this.

Well, she can breathe through her nose.

It's a known fact.

That's it. That's it.

This is one of the old things.

Look at that. One, two, three, four,
five, six,

seven, eight.

Okay. Eight over 20.

Wow.

Yeah. Eight over 20?

Yeah. But the thermometer stills my ass.

Yeah. Look at that. It stills got the
gait to it, which is... But I notice it

closes back up.

8 over 20 is not bad.

That's not bad. Alright.

It's not bad at all.

And it's nice and warm.

It's warm.

Warm ass. Warm.

Alright.

Now we got ass and mouth 8 over 20.

How many gates are we getting per
minute?

We're getting two gates per minute back
there.

Now you can put your ass in the air, way
up in the air, and bend it over like

that.

So I can really get in there so the
doctor can get the correct reading.

Now make sure you're going in at the
right angle. There you go. There you go.

There you go.

Now, you're going to feel a little bit
of pressure.

Okay. So just breathe through it.

It'll be like a small pinch.

Is that the response we want, doctor?
Your thermometer is going off right now.

Yeah, well. You can't take the
temperature off the surface.

You've got to get right in there to find
out.

That's right.

Is it okay if I put my own fingers in
myself?

Uh, yeah, that would help.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

But not too many because we don't want
to throw up the ring. How many fingers

you got?

Four. Four.

It's like 90, it's almost 100.

It's supposed to be, uh, I think she's
running a fever.

You're supposed to be at 98 .7. Yeah,
yeah.

A normal human being should be at 98 .7,
I know that. Yeah.

Dr. Cole's back here to concur.

Yeah. Oh, I'm getting shit.

We're going to get Dr. Cole to concur my
findings.

Huh? And Dr.

Long can take your temperature.

Hold on, hold on.

Let this doctor do what he has to do.
Once they're finished, we'll have a

conference. I'll come back in, and I'll
tell you exactly what we're going to do

for your treatment, okay?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Mama, I would like for you to stay
right here for a moment.

Can you see us? Yeah.

Okay. I'm going to sit down.

Okay. I want you to sit down.

So, I'll be your thermometer?

Yes, ma 'am. Oh, does that give you a
better reading? Yeah, there you go.

Let me just get it a little wet.

It hurts that way.

Look at this. She's really... Yeah.

No pain, no fucking gain in this case.

And I'm getting all fucking eight, nine
inches in my fucking ass.

Yeah!

Don't break my thermometer. I might need
it again for another operation.

Put that down, Dr. Long.

Possible 5150.

Thermometer, right.

We'll just keep calling it a fucking
thermometer.

It's a fucking thermometer. You're
right.

We can see the problem in the whole
world. In fact, how about this? Dr. H,

Cole, and Dr. Long, tell me.

Yeah, that definitely helps us.

Dr. Long, would you concur that that's a
good angle right there?

That's a good angle. But you know what I
need?

I'm going to need two thermometers at
once.

Because I have a feeling that he's down
the side.

It's not just an ad.

Two thermometers at once? There might
also be a connection with the pussy.

So what I'm going to need right now is
I'm going to need you to sit on one of

doctors. The other doctor is going to go
in your ass.

First doctor is going to be laying
there, and you're going to put your

it, and he's going to take internal
pussy readings, okay?

Second doctor is going to come up from
behind.

He's going to place his dick in your
ass, all right? Internal readings? We

this, all right, we call this a dual
monitor reading, okay?

It costs a little bit more, but don't
worry. Your insurance is covering it.

Thank God. I believe that she had
possible jungle fever.

He said that she might have black cock
fever. Now, I need to know from you,

type of fever do you believe she
possibly has after taking your own

readings? I think she needs or has
double fever.

Double? I concur.

Dual fever.

Dual. Dual cock fever. Dual black cock
fever. I concur. Dual black cock fever.

Okay, that's it. Just straddle him on
top like that.

Very good, very good.

Just like that. If you could just be
quiet so that we can get an accurate

reading on your breath and everything,
and then he may monitor you correctly.

Okay, Dr.

Cole? Yes, sir.

I see you've got a good rhythm going and
everything.

How's your pulse?

Positive. Positive pulse?

Positive pulse.

The pussy, is it, is it, is it?

Well, see, these thermometers are ultra
-sensitive, and he can feel your heart

from that position, okay?

At this point, she looks pretty well
ready for this. Now,

just hold still for a second, okay?

Come down.

I'm going to have the other doctor
insert the thermometer.

You're going to feel a little pressure,
okay? It's just going to be a little

pressure.

It's just a little pressure. You won't
even notice it. You won't even notice

Okay? It's going to be a little pressure
now.

Now when it goes in, I need you to let
me know.

Can you feel that?

Okay. Okay.

Stay down.

Stay down.

Yeah,

there's a little pressure in your ass,
isn't there?

There's a lot of pressure in my ass.

Another question now. Now, doctors?

Yes. Now, after taking these reasons,
what do you feel that this patient might

have? I'm still sticking with black cock
fever.

Okay.

I think it's triple fever now. I don't
think those fears.

Blue -black cock fever, but you said
triple cock. Okay. So she's got it

bad. She's got it pretty bad. Pretty
bad. Pretty bad.

Okay. We concur.

You guys keep going. You guys keep
giving it to her.

Shallow breathing.

Oh,

you hear that? You hear that? I think
she might also have Tourette's.

Oh, she's got a lot of shit going.

Yeah, you see that?

That's good.

That's good.

So we've had four fingers in her pussy.

We've had four fingers in the ass.

Let's see.

Go over here.

Somometer in the pussy.

Somometer in the pussy.

We gave her the...

DP. What's DP?

Once again, once again.

Please just worry about your test.

I'll worry about this technical stuff.
I'm a doctor. I know all the technical

words and stuff, okay?

Fuck!

Okay.

She's taking it well.

She is taking it well. You know what?

What's going to happen is, Emily, what
we're going to do is we're going to

break. We're going to have a little
meeting right quick. I'm going to come

and give her her final once -over. Yes.
And then you guys

make up her medicine.

Okay. And when I'm through with her,
we'll come in and we'll administer the

medicine.

We'll all give her a batch of all of
those?

Yeah, we'll give her three different
batches of medicine.

Okay. And maybe we'll...

spots, you know, because with the
Tourette's, she could probably use some

orally. With the broken ass, she could
probably use some anally.

And with the four fingers in the pussy,
she may be able to use some of it

vaginally also. So let's break after a
moment so we can all go back and concur.

I'll come in.

I'll tell her exactly what's going on.
And after I finish, you guys come in and

we'll give her her medicine.

Hey, where's my medicine?

Okay.

Are you guys breaking right now? Why
don't you just sit here for a second and

ponder what's going to happen.

Ponder what's going to happen?

Medicine. That means I get better,
right?

Yes. Okay.

Now, don't have any fear. Just sit there
and rub your pussy for a second because

we found out that if you rub your pussy,
the natural juices and stuff will also

help keep you happy and bigger.

Because it's an endorphin.

Endorphins make you happy.

Happy people don't get angry.

No, they don't.

So we've got to go for endorphins. Okay,
endorphins will make me better.

Okay.

Okay, so maybe because I'm hurting my
ass, I should do last endorphins.

Okay, yes.

Okay, self -medicating.

Now that's good.

Okay, self -medicating.

I'm so medicated.

Okay, I'm going to get better.

I'm going to get better.

You want to take a temperature, Dr.
Long?

Okay, for all you first years, this is a
good one.

Would you come up, please?

Dr. Long, the head doctor, as you know,
those two doctors that were here before

me, Cold and Ace, are first -year
medical students.

It showed.

Well, it's going to be a little
different. I need you to lay right on

right here.

Okay.

Right on your back, just like that.

Now, my examination is a little
different because I'm old school. These

new things, guys. My examination is a
little different.

So we're going to start off with just
putting the thermometer in your mouth.

But at the same time, we're going to
make sure that we check for any lumps

because that's always important.

That's it.

Now,

let's see. Oh, look at that.

Generating a little pussy.

Isn't that nice?

Let's check it out. Let's check it out.

Yeah.

Her fever's bad, her fever's bad.

Uncontrollable hunger.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

nice.

Nice. All right, let me put this clip
over there.

Oh, okay.

Ooh, that temperature's pretty good.

Here we go.

Run through.

I want you to sit up here for a second.

Where do you want me to sit?

I want you to sit right on top of the
thermometer.

With my ass?

No, we're going to start off with your
pussy.

Okay. Start off with your pussy.

Ah, don't fall.

What the hell?

That's why they call me Dr. Wolf. I
didn't want to do it.

Ah, yes.

I'm busy shuffling up and down.

I can see those ass muscles.

Strong. Are they?

Yes, they are. Are they staying nice and
fucking strong?

Yes, they are.

You've got to be in depth about it,
right?

In depth?

where a thermometer goes in my fucking
ass.

comes through on this.

A little bit in the pussy.

Yes, it would.

And then, a little bit back in my ass.

I'm one very fucked up patient, I think,
Doctor.

Doctor,

do you think I need medication for my
problem?

For my issues?

You need medication.

What type of fucking medication do I
need?

Yes, Doctor, will you prepare the
medication?

Prepare the medication.

Yeah. So we need to, uh... Okay.

Do I need an IV?

No, no, you can have it right now.

I've got the IVs here. You don't worry
about it. You do?

Okay. We've got the tube that it's going
to be delivered through.

What, is it going to be orally? Is it
going to be intravenously?

Well, you might need some in your ass
and your mouth.

Okay, so I need, like, medication in my
fucking ass, right?

Yeah. Okay.

And then you swallow everything else?

Yes.

Yes, you can. I can do that, doctor.

Mm -hmm.

It's time now.

Yeah, we're working it up.

The machine's working.

Okay. Working up, then working up.

Because I really need that fucking
medication in my fucking mouth, right?

Mm -hmm.

Right in your mouth. It's coming, baby.

You just open your mouth just like that.
Mm -hmm.

Bring your head down.

Okay. Yeah.

Right here? Mm -hmm.

Come over here.

There you go. Get it all.

That's it.

Get the dick in your mouth. Suck it dry.

Suck it dry.

And you got to take your tongue to it.

Get all that medication. Yeah, there you
go.

There you go.

Yeah.

See?

That's your first dose. Get it, get it.
All the way down.

All the way to the balls. Yeah.

Now suck that motherfucking drink.

Yeah.

See, that's your first load.

And swallow it? Your first dose.

You better swallow it.

How else are you supposed to take your
medicine?

Is that how I get better?

If I swallow it? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I did it all up your face.

This is my second round of medication.

Second round of medication delivered.

Now we only have one round of medication
left. Do I have to swallow it, doctor?

Yes. Sometimes it tastes a little
bitter.

But it's worth it.

Do I swallow this?

Yeah, you swallow that.

Okay,

it's all swallowed.

And then you take your last dose up
here.

How?

Sit on it.

Okay. Do that.

Yeah, that was your last dose. So how do
you feel now?

I feel better.

Do you? I feel much better, actually. I
feel like I could actually go again.

All right, sure. How about you go ahead
and sign this insurance paperwork, you

know, explaining all that we gave to
you, you know, cover our charges.

There's nothing free in this world.

Oh, my God, no.

It's a final examination of you and what
we did.

Okay. Well, Dr. Cole, I see she's...

Taking her last of the medication.

Oh, I'm sorry, you're looking at the
bill, huh?

Well, as you can see here, we had 8 over
20 ass to mouth.

Dr. Ace concurred that you had black
cock fever.

Dr. Cole, double black cock fever.

I thought it was possible jungle fever,
but after doing the missionary position,

reverse cowboy, and doggie position, and
using all three thermometers, we also

realized that you had a gaping asshole
that gaped at two minutes.

Per gate.

Is that bad?

No, that's great. That's great.

You had four fingers in your pussy, four
fingers in your ass.

The bruise on your thigh? Yeah. Put the
mice on it and go away.

Okay. After thoroughly thermometer -ing,
thermometer -ing, thermometer -ing.

It's a doctor term. Don't worry about
how it sounds. Thermometer -ing.

Concurring. Concurring with thermometer
-ing. After doing that quite a few

times, anal, vaginal, and whatnot, oral.

Yeah, your bill comes up to $30 ,000. So
if you just sign right here,

we can get this to your insurance
company.

We need that ASAP.

Yes, please. So just sign right there.

What if I don't sign?

You've already taken the medication, so
you're pretty much fucked.

We've got everything on tape to show
that we... I think I've been more than

fucked this year.

Just...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you. And, um, please get dressed, and if

you have any more pains in your ass,
give us a call.

Right. I concur.

You concur?

Is that the only fucking word you guys
know? I concur?