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um
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Baby, I'm going.
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But, sweetheart, I don't want you to go.
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Honey, I'm going hunting after the moon,
all right? It's only a week. You'll
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find plenty to do to talk about
yourself.
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Yeah, well, I was going to do something
with Jamie and Ashley.
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Uh -huh. That's great.
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Beautiful. I gotta go.
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Try not to miss me too much, okay?
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I packed you some snacks for the drive.
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Oh, um, by the way, I also packed that
rifle lubricant you wanted.
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Yes.
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That's a good girl.
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Ladies, T -minus three hours till girls'
night.
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Check. Check.
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We'll all meet over at Amanda's, right?
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Check. Check.
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Okay.
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Thank you. A girl's night.
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Cheers.
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This is all you need.
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Thank you.
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oh
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Thank you.
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Good boys, gentlemen.
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Well, that was really... It was, wasn't
it?
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I like our little girls united together
thing. It's like our own little secret
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Tupperware party.
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Only with different kinds of plastic.
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Yeah, you know, Alex can never... Well,
I mean, you girls are my best
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friends in the whole world.
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Does that mean I'm a lesbian? Of course
not.
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We're just playful.
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The boys are probably doing the same
thing on their hunting trip.
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You think?
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Gross.
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Maybe it's in my nature to never be
fully satisfied.
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But cute and as bouncy and as well
-muscled as you girlies are, there's
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something missing.
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Well, what do you think it is?
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Dick. Dick is what it's called. Dick,
Dick, Dick.
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You heard of it? When I was a girl.
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In books and stuff.
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Ladies, that's why we have husbands.
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Alex has one.
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Five and three quarters when the mood is
right.
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A little less when the mood is not.
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Or if I accidentally leave the air
conditioner on too high.
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So how often is the mood right?
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About six days per annum.
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So why are you always so perky?
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Girls, listen.
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Have a friend.
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She's what would be called in certain
circles a matchmaker, like in Hello,
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Dolly. Is that the one where she dressed
like a boy and studied the Torah?
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A woman whose mission in life is taking
lost little minnows like ourselves and
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putting them in exciting adventures they
otherwise wouldn't experience.
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So you're saying in some circles she's
called a matchmaker, in others, what's
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she called then?
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I don't know. Pimp, love broker, mac
daddy.
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Candy tangerine lady.
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You want us to be hookers? Of course
not. I want us to become call girls.
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It still sounds so wrong.
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So dirty.
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All I'm saying is let's go meet her.
She's a real cool chick.
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And she's got those little cucumber
sandwiches.
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Look, look, there he is.
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Isn't he beautiful?
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Ooh, yeah.
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What are we doing here?
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Amy, tell us again about when you came
home with them.
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Welcome, ladies. It's nice to have
finally met all of you.
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Hi, listen, I just want to say that
right off the bat, I think this is
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Yeah, crazy.
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I understand that all of you ladies
might be a little bit nervous, but as I
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would like to quote 1974's Emmanuel,
enjoy the woman, nothing's wrong if it
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feels good, and this will feel
magnificent.
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Your bodies will become well -oiled
pieces of machinery for giving and
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pleasure.
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You will become the pilot.
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And to think that most pilots only get
to fly to Cleveland every day.
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You'll be flying three or more flights a
day to Loveland.
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The layovers will be much more exciting.
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This is crazy. We can't be whores.
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Yeah, crazy.
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My love pilots accompany jet -setters to
exotic lands where they're wined and
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dined and earn thousands of dollars in a
single evening.
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With the house taking 30%. Me being the
house, of course.
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Where do I sign?
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You're not actually thinking about doing
this, are you?
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What a cute little minnow you are.
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My clients are men. Men of culture, men
of means.
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They are exciting, wealthy, gorgeous,
and some of them are even quite famous.
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All of them, of course, have been
thoroughly screened.
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These are the kind of men that women
around the world would die to date.
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These are the kind of men that a little
kitten like yourself would have no
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access to.
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I, however, can give you that access and
earn you thousands and thousands of
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dollars while doing so.
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We'd have to be crazy not to do this.
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I'm in.
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Well, I guess it can hurt to try it,
right?
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I mean, as long as you guys promise not
to tell, what would Alex do if he found
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out? He'd get a good spanking.
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And not get paid for it.
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Allow me to show you something, ladies.
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This is not a machine.
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This is a private look at what goes on
behind our closed doors.
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What goes on here stays here. Unless you
want to marry one of the gentlemen.
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Oh?
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Oh, yes. One of our ladies just recently
nabbed a lover for life.
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A life of riches and pleasures.
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That's actually why the place is so
empty right now and I had a chance to
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with you.
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He flew all of my ladies to Paris for
the bachelorette party.
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Paris? Nice.
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And he even said that he's going to get
circumcised.
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Wow.
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On behalf of my friends?
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We're in.
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I brought the cutest, hottest little
outfit. I can't wait to take them off.
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How did I get myself tucked into the...
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You've got to let me, Amanda.
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Come on.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Ruby.
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Oh my gosh, Tammy, what happened? How
was it?
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Awesome.
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Totally awesome.
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I mean, it was just like she said.
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I felt like a machine.
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A sex machine.
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I'll tell you, I haven't been done like
that in years.
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But you know what?
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I still got it.
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Do you think I've got it?
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I mean, what if I can't even go through
with it?
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Don't worry, Amanda.
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When you're in the thick of it, you'll
know what to do.
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Okay.
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You know what?
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I bet Ashley's just as nervous as me
right now.
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No!
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Hello? Hi.
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Hi.
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Could you be a doll and lend me a hand?
I'm having the hardest time here.
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Okay.
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You're really good at this.
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Oh, thanks.
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Who are you?
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Oh, I'm just another working girl.
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If this were a movie, I'd be identified
in the credits as whore number four or
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something like that.
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But today I'm the understudy.
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And should one of you girls fail to
fornicate, then I'll be brought in.
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So does Madam Brittany not think that
we're up to the challenge?
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Oh, not you, and not the girl with the
silly accent.
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But the other one. The blonde, bouncy
friend of yours with the ample breasts.
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Her. Oh, the bouncy blonde is fine.
She's just a little bashful is all.
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She got married too young and never got
a chance to unleash the whore inside.
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This will be good for her. Once we get
her going, she'll be as free as the rest
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of us.
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Well, if that's true, then I guess I'm
just here to take a dip in the pool.
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Want to cuddle?
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No, I have intimacy issues.
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I'm not really into the girl -girl thing
myself, either.
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I did take the day off work, though, and
I did drive all the way up here.
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So, what do you do when you're not here?
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Oh, I work in a law office.
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Data entry.
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As opposed to anal entry, like we do
here at Madame Brittany's.
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See what I did there?
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Anyhow, that's how I developed this
really bad carpal tunnel syndrome. I
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have days where I can't even get
dressed.
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Could you also help me with my bra?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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You really are good at this.
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Do you want to go for a bra horse later?
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Can I come in?
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Yeah, come sit down.
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It's okay.
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You can sit down.
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How's he doing?
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He beat me with that.
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So you're probably tired of listening to
me babble on and on about all my life.
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Not at all. I think you're intelligent,
articulate.
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I've been interested.
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Thank you.
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Oh my God.
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Hello, ladies.
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Hello. Very good for your first job. You
all received a nice big fat envelope.
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One for you. Thank you. And you.
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Thank you. Mind if I join you for a
drink? Please do.
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Cheers,
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ladies, to, uh... Cheers.
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Thank you.
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To making money.
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I, however, can give you that access and
earn you thousands and thousands of
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dollars while doing so.
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Really good at that.
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What goes on here, stays here.
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My girl.
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Alex do if he found out.
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That's a good girl.
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The boys are probably doing the same
thing on their hunting trip.
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By the way, I also packed that rifle
lubricant you wanted.
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I'm looking for Ashley.
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Are you she?
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They say you like girls.
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Depends who the girl is.
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But I think we all know we've got a big
decision to make.
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Yeah.
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Dear Evan, what can I say?
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You've probably noticed my cold
demeanor.
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My obvious repulsion matters regarding
your lovemaking.
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And if not, you've probably noticed that
everything you own is now scattered all
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over the front lawn.
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Save for the DVD of Sharky's machine and
the $4 ,500 you had stashed away.
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That?
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Hmm, I don't know what happened to that.
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Anyway, I'm sorry to tell you this, but
the girls and I have found a wonderful
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new life full of fun and adventure and
lots of great sex with hot men.
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You boys best have loads of fun on your
little camping trips from now on,
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because I hope to never see you again.
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Kisses, Taney.
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Dear Ted, it's been a long time since
things were any good between us, and I
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feel I need something different.
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One man won't do it. I seem to need a
boatload of men, and women, all offering
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warm hello, a few thousand dollars in
unmarked bills.
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and a refreshing mug of hot cocoa.
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In some quarters, I'd be called a whore,
but really, I went to Vassar. How many
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whores go to Vassar?
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None. That's how many.
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Love, Ashley.
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Dearest Alex, you're probably wondering
why, and it's not what you think.
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Not your weight gain, or the back hair,
your receding hairline, or the
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diminished rigidity in your erection.
No, Alex.
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It's me.
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I'm not the little girl that you can
push around and patronize anymore.
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We've simply outgrown each other, and
I've moved on to a new, exciting life
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of men with style and passion and bigger
penises and fatter wallets than yours
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will ever be.
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Anyway, we can still be friends.
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We'll still have a wonderful
relationship, though only through my
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Roderick Goldstein Esquire.
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Signed, Amanda.
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P .S.
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Don't forget to feed the fish.
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So, hi.
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Are you ready?
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I'm ready.
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And he even said that he's going to get
circumcised.
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On behalf of my friends.
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We try to help you, but you're the same.
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