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You've been doing your girlfriends.

What are you talking about?

Tonight's card night.

Yes, dear.

That's what I'm talking about.

Don't worry. I'll make you dinner before you go out.

That's why you're so sex crazy when it's card night.

What are you talking about?

I won't deny it.

There's nothing to deny.

Then why don't we have morning sex anymore?

Come to think of it, the only time we have sex anymore is on card night.

If I give you morning sex, will you shut up?

I'm under you, girl.

You're crazy.

Well, I lied, of course.

Good girl.

He's not ready for the truth.

You know, he could always come to car night with us.

That would be too weird.

I'd do him.

He's too timid. He's not ready.

You know what? He needs to get a little more adventurous.

I have an adventure.

I have an adventure.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I

thank you

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

could you? You know you're not allowed to card night.

But I was right.

He needs punishment, Selena.

He's right.

Punishment? What are you talking about?

Look, Cody, it was very brave of you to sneak over here. But you have to be

initiated.

Initiated?

To be a member of card night, you must stand the test of us.

Let me do it.

Look, buddy, this is an all -girl affair. If you want him, you'll have to

Mondo stud.

Take him away.

um um

you

Thank you.

Now you're mine, punk.

Huh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Thank you.

I give him a thumbs up.

Me too.

I came three times.

But it's not over.

No, it's not over.

We all know the rules.

Mm -hmm.

You realize that if he doesn't pass the final test, we'll have to divorce him.

Yes.

What are you talking about, Selena?

Quiet. This is an all -girl affair.

What, some kind of cult?

No. It's an orgy.

And you're the main course.

Thank you.

What's that, honey?

Nothing, nothing.

I just had a crazy dream.

Hi.

Alice?

No, he doesn't suspect a thing.

Card night Thursday night?

Excellent.

I'll see you and Jane on Thursday.