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Hey, it's 8 p .m. Can you change it to
Channel 8?
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Why?
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Because, stupid, the new season of Edge
of Passion starts today.
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Do not call me stupid.
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And we compromised. Remember, you don't
like watching basketball, so now we're
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watching reality TV.
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I wish my mom was here.
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Well, if she's not, then I'm in charge.
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I don't think your dad would let you
punish me so horrifically if he was
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Well, no one is here to give you what
you want, so you wouldn't mind acting
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an adult for a minute.
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I'll be 18 and a half next month, and
still, I'm more mature than you.
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Whatever.
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You like this show because they're all
naked, huh?
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No.
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It's a game show. Don't you get how it
works?
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They... Run around naked looking for
fish and fruit and argue with each
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No, that's not it.
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It's a bunch of strangers.
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They're all left on a remote island to
survive on their own, right?
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Without food, water, clothes, or
supplies.
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See that girl?
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She's just like you.
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See how she just drags her feet while he
makes their hut?
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That girl, she's nothing like me. She's
got a massive bush.
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How do you tell how big their bushes
are? It's all pixelated.
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It's huge.
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Comedian now?
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My ex -boyfriend thought I was super
funny, and coincidentally, he also had a
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huge, gross bush.
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Well, real men don't care what their
pubic hair looks like.
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That's not true. I've seen porn guys
care very much, and some of them even
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it off completely, which I find so
intriguing.
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Wait, you watch porn?
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Not that often.
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My mom put a parental locker on my
channel. I can't even shop for lingerie.
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You're so protective of you.
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I'm just surprised you were ever able to
sneak off on your chaperone date to go
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out to sex with your boyfriend.
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I never said I had sex.
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I mean...
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I did give my ex -boyfriend a handjob
under the bleachers senior year.
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That was before he dumped me for Megan.
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Wait.
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Aren't you and Megan still friends?
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm very forgiving.
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I guess it's just in my nature.
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Or maybe you were just grossed out by
his huge bush.
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Maybe you know me better than I think
you do.
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Oh, see, look. Okay.
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They found palm leaves now. Now we don't
have to look at their bushes the whole
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time.
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Yeah, but now you can feel like their
boobs and penis is better.
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That is not the point of the show.
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Then why do you like this show?
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I like this show because I've always
imagined the idea of being stranded all
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myself with a small community.
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You know, people, like, working to
survive.
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And to get a small group, all work
together, to live a simpler life.
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It seems like people who live simpler
are happier.
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What? That's crazy. I can never live
without Wi -Fi, shopping, and makeup.
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But you don't wear makeup.
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I have natural makeup on right now,
stupid.
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Would you please stop calling me stupid?
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Your girlfriend wears a ton of makeup.
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I bet that girl wishes she had a bra.
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Do your girlfriend's big boobs hang low
like that?
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We are actually not together anymore,
Lily.
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What? What happened?
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I don't really want to talk about that
with you.
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Okay, well, I'm going to borrow your
laptop again, which is kind of boring.
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I really wish that you wouldn't.
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Why? I borrow it all the time, and you
never said I couldn't.
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Borrow?
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It's not a loan if you take it without
permission.
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Plus... You can't even use it now. I put
a password on it. Why would you do
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that? Because it's my property.
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You can't just go about taking things
that aren't yours.
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If mom and dad aren't going to teach you
manners, I will.
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Okay, well, I'm sorry I asked without
your permission, Chody Cody.
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Please do not call me Chode if you even
know what that means.
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It's a dick and you're acting like one.
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Stop staring at me. Go get your own
laptop.
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I can't. Mom put a parental lock on it.
I can't even chop the laundry.
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What a raw deal.
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You know, Megan said that
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guys can have an attitude problem when
they don't cum.
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You think that's what's been up with
you?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about how you should take
your laptop in your room, get the poison
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out, and let me watch my show.
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Not ejaculating doesn't poison my mind.
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Besides, I don't even watch porn.
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That's not what I thought.
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And that's exactly why you shouldn't be
using my laptop.
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I mean, I can tell you're getting turned
on by all these pixelated boobs.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are. Look at your bulge.
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Okay, you know what?
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You went, watch your own show.
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No.
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Why don't we just look at some
uncensored penises and boobs?
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And, you know, we won't even get turned
on by it. I just watch it with
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storyline.
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Yeah, sure.
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You okay?
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Password.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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And, um, play.
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This is my cozy.
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Oh.
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Have you been with a lot of girls?
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I mean, I'm older than you, so I
probably have more experience.
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Well, like, how many?
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I don't know. Three or four.
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Is it three or four?
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Are you going to talk through this whole
show, too?
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Okay, alright.
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Hurt when you get hard like that?
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You shouldn't be asking me that.
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Well, we shouldn't be watching porn
together either, but we are.
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Right, and we're going to get in huge
trouble if anyone finds out.
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Chill out, Dork. No one will know.
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So, answer my question.
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Yeah, sometimes.
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They call it blue ball.
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Are your balls literally blue right now?
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No, they're not blue.
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They just call it that. I don't know
why.
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You want me to look at your balls?
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I'll tell you what color they are. You
can't look at them good anyway.
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You know, for, like, scientific
educational purposes.
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Nothing just wants to make you feel
good.
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Oh, my God.
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Is this turning you on, or...
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Are you touching yourself?
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I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
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Oh my God. Oh my God, this feels so
good. Oh my God.
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You know what? I think I made a really
bad decision. I think we need to stop.
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Can't you help me?
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Please. It aches and throbs down here.
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I just want to watch it a little bit
longer.
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Please, Cody.
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You're unbelievable.
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What else?
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Beautiful. Sexy.
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Yes. And that's why we need to stop.
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Don't be stupid. We're just watching
together. That's all.
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Please.
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Okay.
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Yes!
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You're a so good baby!
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You're a so good baby!
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You've had encounters, you know, and you
can tell me if I smell pretty.
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I've always wanted you to be my first
man.
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Not right.
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It feels right.
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So right.
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It's inside you.
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Am I pretty here?
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Beautiful.
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Show me yours.
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No.
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Come on.
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Please show me.
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I want to see how hard you are.
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I wanna see how hurt you are.
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Please tell me yours, Cody.
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Please.
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You wanna see it?
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Can I touch it?
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Please?
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Okay.
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I like how hard you are.
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You made it that hard.
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Feels really good.
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It does feel really good.
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Can I put it in my mouth?
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Yes.
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You like it? Oh, it's so good.
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You've definitely been watching some
movies, huh?
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So good, Cody.
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I hate...
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Oh my God.
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