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Hey, girl.
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Vera.
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Hey.
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I know that, too.
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You're gonna cancel on me again.
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You cannot do this to me. Look, you know
Chad's in town visiting, and he might
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think it's kind of rude if I leave him
alone.
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I mean, unless you think it's okay if he
came along.
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On our girls' trip?
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Are you mental?
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No, I just... Doesn't he know visitors
are like fish?
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They start to... stink after three days.
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I just, I really haven't got to see him
much lately.
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You know, he doesn't even come home for
holidays anymore.
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I just feel like I should really take
advantage of this time with him.
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Take advantage of the time that he wants
to spend with me, I mean.
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He's different now.
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You know, it's been like five years
since I've been able to spend time with
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How is he different?
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Remember when you had that crush on the
guy at the gym? The guy with the wedding
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ring? And you knew it was wrong to flirt
with him, but... Of course I remember,
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but what does this have to do with your
stepson?
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My feelings for him have changed, and I
feel like his have too.
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It's like we're both just dancing around
the inevitable.
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We went to the movies last week, and he
put his arm around me and was...
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Pressing my shoulder and then his hand
went south and my
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god it slipped under my bra
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and you slapped
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him.
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No, I just put my hand over his and
stopped him from touching my nipple.
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I mean, he removed his hand and we just
haven't even spoken about it since.
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My God, Vera, I can still feel the heat
of his hand just by talking about it.
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You play with fire and you're going to
get burned.
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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You can't have your stepson just as I
can have a married man.
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Are you singing on your decent?
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No. No.
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You're in your prime.
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No, I'm not. I'm 39 years old.
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There's a reason why they call women
cougars.
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You, my dear friend, you're haunting.
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No, I am not.
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Your body is screaming at you to
reproduce.
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You do remember what it was like going
through puberty. A woman in her prime is
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nothing compared to adolescent fever.
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Your hormones will cloud your judgment.
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Judgment? Are you saying that you're
judging me for being attracted to him
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for wanting a little romance?
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Sugar Lake will take your mind off of
him. They got a dance club and... We can
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drink Cosmos and act like drunken
teenagers.
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while we play cocktease and denial with
handsome young men.
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No, thank you, Vera.
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No? I guess you'd rather have your son's
cock.
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Classy baby.
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Hello?
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Hey, you'll go out tonight?
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The weekend?
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Oh, sure.
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Is something wrong? Is everybody okay?
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Yeah, it's fine. I just got into a
little argument.
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With Dad?
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No, not your father.
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But, you know, he is going to want to
see you while you're in town.
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So which one of your MILF friends has
the audacity to argue with you?
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Is it Leith?
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Angie? Jennifer?
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Vera, but what's a MILF?
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It's nothing.
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It's just a crude joke.
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I didn't mean to look that up online.
Whoa! No, no, no.
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I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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Why?
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Well,
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it...
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at you, Chadwick.
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Well, you could tell I've been hanging
out with the guys a little too much, and
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hanging out with a lady would probably
do me some good.
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I like it when he called me lady.
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So, you find women older than yourself
attractive?
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Every man with a pulse does.
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Look at how you sit there and look at
me.
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You're confident. You know what you want
in life. You're sophisticated and
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experienced.
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Jesus, that sounds like something I'd
put in my resume.
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Yes, I know I'm terrible at explaining
things, but it's probably also why MILF
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is the number one thought -after term on
adult sites.
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Adult sites?
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I'm so sorry.
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My apologies.
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I am so crude.
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Well, I guess being a MILF does make a
woman feel better about aging.
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Well... Do you ever doubt the power you
have as a woman?
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It's like being like a superhero.
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You can just look at any man and get him
to do whatever you choose just by
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staring at him.
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Yes, just like that.
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Would you say that I'm attractive?
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Beautiful. I mean, as your equal.
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Am I sexy?
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Am I up to that?
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It's just Vera.
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She's just going to apologize.
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She always puts her foot in her mouth
and apologizes for it later. Oh.
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Well, I enjoyed going to the movies with
you last week. Shall we?
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Um, maybe not a movie.
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Okay, okay. How about dinner instead?
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We can try and find a place that has a
spark and a still option.
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Oh, I can't really argue with that.
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Why don't I go change and we can go?
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You know what?
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Wear that black dress that I like.
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It'll turn a lot of heads.
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on a date.
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Who
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raised
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you with such manners?
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I miss you already.
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I feel so stupid for getting in such an
early morning flight.
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What, you're leaving?
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You gotta be sick of me by now.
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Oh my god, never.
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I don't want you to go.
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I know, we can watch a DVD.
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We can still watch the DVDs. Oh my god,
your father left a ton of them. Come on.
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Should I buy some popcorn?
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Oh, only if you want some. I'm stuffed.
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Some wine?
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I don't think we should.
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Oh, all right.
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There's a bunch of DVDs over there. Just
hand me one. I'm sure there's a good
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one. Okay.
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Oh, God!
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What? What is it? No, no. Let me see it.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, that's still got a favorite stat.
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I mean, my dad was living with my mom.
I'd sneak away all the time and watch
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him.
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You didn't.
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So is there even a story with that?
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Yeah, it's about a young guy that falls
in love with a milf at his work.
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Is that the milf word again, huh?
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Yeah, sorry.
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A younger guy falls in love with an
older woman at his work, but he doesn't
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that mother's in love with him so uh he
has to choose between his girlfriend and
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his mom oh that's terrible why is it
really so terrible i made it for the
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now but it's about love so as long as
two people are in love and
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you know they're not hurting anyone well
i'm sure this film
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ends with the girlfriend winning his
heart
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Not exactly.
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It gets a little crazy after the two
women meet, but I can hardly remember
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story after the sex scene starts.
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Oh.
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You're curious, aren't you?
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Well, the story, of course.
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Yeah, of course, the story.
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Yeah. We should watch it.
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You're insane!
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We can't watch a porn film together.
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Why not?
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Not like we're into it for the dirty
bits.
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Right. There you go.
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Oh, God.
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Should I turn the heat up a little bit?
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There you go.
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There you go.
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Is this okay?
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So have you ever fallen in love with a
younger guy?
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No, God, why?
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No.
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Sorry, I asked.
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Man,
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this guy Tyler looks like my friend from
back in high school.
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Jeremy? Oh God, do you remember him?
That's not good.
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Well, how could I forget? He was a very
attentive young man.
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Yep, he was.
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I'm trying to chat you up every second I
could.
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He was very sweet.
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If by sweet you mean devious and
deceitful?
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Sure.
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That's a whole lot of D's to handle.
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Mom. What?
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Nothing.
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I should say he was more interested in
your friendship than mine.
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Really pretty, isn't she?
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She's gorgeous.
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Like a Hollywood actress.
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I mean, I could see her acting with Brad
Pitt or George.
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What the?
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Why don't they just rent Brian in?
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That's what porn is here.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You know, I mean, what if they, like,
get back to that storyline after that
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thing they're doing?
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You don't want to miss it.
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Yeah.
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Yep. She's really just... That's like a
pretzel. Yeah. Thing.
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Yeah. They're like twisting her out.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Looks like she really likes it.
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Oh, well, I can see you're enjoying it.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Come on, it's okay, really.
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You know, we can never tell our friends
that we watched this kind of movie
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together. I mean, they would get the
complete wrong idea.
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Yeah, your friend Vera would want to
know all the details.
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about Vera?
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Huh? I mean, she's a freak. I mean,
she's a closet.
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She's a freak, nonetheless.
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What? How do you know that?
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Jeremy already bragged about conquering
her.
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Conquering her?
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Oh, my... What?
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Why, because we're in high school?
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I mean, it's not that bad, even dating.
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Oh, my God. She never told me that.
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She never did.
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to judge me.
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Judge you for what?
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Oh, no, nothing.
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I just, um, oh my God, that looks like a
lot of fun. I would like to try some of
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that.
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Really?
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Well, yeah, I mean, don't get to do that
in an everyday sort of situation.
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Yeah, that's kind of dead.
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It was asexual, wasn't it?
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What I mean is, you know, I didn't
really see him romance you.
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I can't really expect him doing it
behind closed doors either.
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Your dad was a good man, but, yeah, he
was reserved, and he most certainly
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not be watching a dirty film with me.
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I mean, is it really that scary?
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It's just sex.
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Everybody does it, right? Yeah. You were
my stepmother.
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Yeah. Not in a really long time.
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Seriously?
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A woman is beautiful in the evil.
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She'd never be in the black movie.
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I'm enjoying myself.
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How about you?
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I'd like it better if we didn't bring up
your father.
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Done. Done.
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So, what about that?
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That is a clit, honey.
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Deep, hard thrustiness.
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All sorts of fun, but that young man
forgot to push her love button.
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Oh, Mom.
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What? I'm not telling you anything you
don't already know, right?
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Well, I hope not.
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Wouldn't it be terrible to be a terrible
lover?
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Oh, I know my son is not a terrible
lover.
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I mean, what I meant to say was...
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Honestly, never mind.
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It's nothing. It's nothing. Just watch
it.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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00:17:48,879 --> 00:17:52,760
Oh, my God.
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00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,520
It's okay.
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00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:05,610
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not the pillow. Just lay there.
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Yeah, just lay there.
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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I didn't think she did this.
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