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Hey, girl.

Vera.

Hey.

I know that, too.

You're gonna cancel on me again.

You cannot do this to me. Look, you know Chad's in town visiting, and he might

think it's kind of rude if I leave him alone.

I mean, unless you think it's okay if he came along.

On our girls' trip?

Are you mental?

No, I just... Doesn't he know visitors are like fish?

They start to... stink after three days.

I just, I really haven't got to see him much lately.

You know, he doesn't even come home for holidays anymore.

I just feel like I should really take advantage of this time with him.

Take advantage of the time that he wants to spend with me, I mean.

He's different now.

You know, it's been like five years since I've been able to spend time with

How is he different?

Remember when you had that crush on the guy at the gym? The guy with the wedding

ring? And you knew it was wrong to flirt with him, but... Of course I remember,

but what does this have to do with your stepson?

My feelings for him have changed, and I feel like his have too.

It's like we're both just dancing around the inevitable.

We went to the movies last week, and he put his arm around me and was...

Pressing my shoulder and then his hand went south and my

god it slipped under my bra

and you slapped

him.

No, I just put my hand over his and stopped him from touching my nipple.

I mean, he removed his hand and we just haven't even spoken about it since.

My God, Vera, I can still feel the heat of his hand just by talking about it.

You play with fire and you're going to get burned.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

You can't have your stepson just as I can have a married man.

Are you singing on your decent?

No. No.

You're in your prime.

No, I'm not. I'm 39 years old.

There's a reason why they call women cougars.

You, my dear friend, you're haunting.

No, I am not.

Your body is screaming at you to reproduce.

You do remember what it was like going through puberty. A woman in her prime is

nothing compared to adolescent fever.

Your hormones will cloud your judgment.

Judgment? Are you saying that you're judging me for being attracted to him

for wanting a little romance?

Sugar Lake will take your mind off of him. They got a dance club and... We can

drink Cosmos and act like drunken teenagers.

while we play cocktease and denial with handsome young men.

No, thank you, Vera.

No? I guess you'd rather have your son's cock.

Classy baby.

Hello?

Hey, you'll go out tonight?

The weekend?

Oh, sure.

Is something wrong? Is everybody okay?

Yeah, it's fine. I just got into a little argument.

With Dad?

No, not your father.

But, you know, he is going to want to see you while you're in town.

So which one of your MILF friends has the audacity to argue with you?

Is it Leith?

Angie? Jennifer?

Vera, but what's a MILF?

It's nothing.

It's just a crude joke.

I didn't mean to look that up online. Whoa! No, no, no.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Why?

Well,

it...

at you, Chadwick.

Well, you could tell I've been hanging out with the guys a little too much, and

hanging out with a lady would probably do me some good.

I like it when he called me lady.

So, you find women older than yourself attractive?

Every man with a pulse does.

Look at how you sit there and look at me.

You're confident. You know what you want in life. You're sophisticated and

experienced.

Jesus, that sounds like something I'd put in my resume.

Yes, I know I'm terrible at explaining things, but it's probably also why MILF

is the number one thought -after term on adult sites.

Adult sites?

I'm so sorry.

My apologies.

I am so crude.

Well, I guess being a MILF does make a woman feel better about aging.

Well... Do you ever doubt the power you have as a woman?

It's like being like a superhero.

You can just look at any man and get him to do whatever you choose just by

staring at him.

Yes, just like that.

Would you say that I'm attractive?

Beautiful. I mean, as your equal.

Am I sexy?

Am I up to that?

It's just Vera.

She's just going to apologize.

She always puts her foot in her mouth and apologizes for it later. Oh.

Well, I enjoyed going to the movies with you last week. Shall we?

Um, maybe not a movie.

Okay, okay. How about dinner instead?

We can try and find a place that has a spark and a still option.

Oh, I can't really argue with that.

Why don't I go change and we can go?

You know what?

Wear that black dress that I like.

It'll turn a lot of heads.

on a date.

Who

raised

you with such manners?

I miss you already.

I feel so stupid for getting in such an early morning flight.

What, you're leaving?

You gotta be sick of me by now.

Oh my god, never.

I don't want you to go.

I know, we can watch a DVD.

We can still watch the DVDs. Oh my god, your father left a ton of them. Come on.

Should I buy some popcorn?

Oh, only if you want some. I'm stuffed.

Some wine?

I don't think we should.

Oh, all right.

There's a bunch of DVDs over there. Just hand me one. I'm sure there's a good

one. Okay.

Oh, God!

What? What is it? No, no. Let me see it.

Oh, my.

Oh, that's still got a favorite stat.

I mean, my dad was living with my mom. I'd sneak away all the time and watch

him.

You didn't.

So is there even a story with that?

Yeah, it's about a young guy that falls in love with a milf at his work.

Is that the milf word again, huh?

Yeah, sorry.

A younger guy falls in love with an older woman at his work, but he doesn't

that mother's in love with him so uh he has to choose between his girlfriend and

his mom oh that's terrible why is it really so terrible i made it for the

now but it's about love so as long as two people are in love and

you know they're not hurting anyone well i'm sure this film

ends with the girlfriend winning his heart

Not exactly.

It gets a little crazy after the two women meet, but I can hardly remember

story after the sex scene starts.

Oh.

You're curious, aren't you?

Well, the story, of course.

Yeah, of course, the story.

Yeah. We should watch it.

You're insane!

We can't watch a porn film together.

Why not?

Not like we're into it for the dirty bits.

Right. There you go.

Oh, God.

Should I turn the heat up a little bit?

There you go.

There you go.

Is this okay?

So have you ever fallen in love with a younger guy?

No, God, why?

No.

Sorry, I asked.

Man,

this guy Tyler looks like my friend from back in high school.

Jeremy? Oh God, do you remember him? That's not good.

Well, how could I forget? He was a very attentive young man.

Yep, he was.

I'm trying to chat you up every second I could.

He was very sweet.

If by sweet you mean devious and deceitful?

Sure.

That's a whole lot of D's to handle.

Mom. What?

Nothing.

I should say he was more interested in your friendship than mine.

Really pretty, isn't she?

She's gorgeous.

Like a Hollywood actress.

I mean, I could see her acting with Brad Pitt or George.

What the?

Why don't they just rent Brian in?

That's what porn is here.

Oh, no, no, no.

You know, I mean, what if they, like, get back to that storyline after that

thing they're doing?

You don't want to miss it.

Yeah.

Yep. She's really just... That's like a pretzel. Yeah. Thing.

Yeah. They're like twisting her out.

Wow.

Wow.

Looks like she really likes it.

Oh, well, I can see you're enjoying it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Come on, it's okay, really.

You know, we can never tell our friends that we watched this kind of movie

together. I mean, they would get the complete wrong idea.

Yeah, your friend Vera would want to know all the details.

about Vera?

Huh? I mean, she's a freak. I mean, she's a closet.

She's a freak, nonetheless.

What? How do you know that?

Jeremy already bragged about conquering her.

Conquering her?

Oh, my... What?

Why, because we're in high school?

I mean, it's not that bad, even dating.

Oh, my God. She never told me that.

She never did.

to judge me.

Judge you for what?

Oh, no, nothing.

I just, um, oh my God, that looks like a lot of fun. I would like to try some of

that.

Really?

Well, yeah, I mean, don't get to do that in an everyday sort of situation.

Yeah, that's kind of dead.

It was asexual, wasn't it?

What I mean is, you know, I didn't really see him romance you.

I can't really expect him doing it behind closed doors either.

Your dad was a good man, but, yeah, he was reserved, and he most certainly

not be watching a dirty film with me.

I mean, is it really that scary?

It's just sex.

Everybody does it, right? Yeah. You were my stepmother.

Yeah. Not in a really long time.

Seriously?

A woman is beautiful in the evil.

She'd never be in the black movie.

I'm enjoying myself.

How about you?

I'd like it better if we didn't bring up your father.

Done. Done.

So, what about that?

That is a clit, honey.

Deep, hard thrustiness.

All sorts of fun, but that young man forgot to push her love button.

Oh, Mom.

What? I'm not telling you anything you don't already know, right?

Well, I hope not.

Wouldn't it be terrible to be a terrible lover?

Oh, I know my son is not a terrible lover.

I mean, what I meant to say was...

Honestly, never mind.

It's nothing. It's nothing. Just watch it.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Oh, my God.

It's okay.

Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not the pillow. Just lay there.

Yeah, just lay there.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

I didn't think she did this.