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Ooh. Oh, my.

Come on. Who goes?

Looks like I'm hunted.

You're being...

Mind it.

So tell me, what do you want to do for our new year?

I'm just really excited for all the candy you're going to get.

Yeah, me too.

Forget Lizzie's part.

What are you planning on making for dinner?

Well, I don't know yet, but I'm sure we'll figure it out. With you and your

brother.

You always figure out the best things to cook on Halloween.

Yeah, true.

Sorry. It would be magical, like, every year.

Yeah. I'm sure.

Do you want to go out blind, too?

I really hope we're trick -or -treating this year. Oh, yeah?

We almost missed out last year, remember?

Yeah.

That's why I don't want to do anything stupid this year.

I'm sure everyone is happy.

That sounds like an awesome idea.

Yeah. So you know what your brother are doing?

Is that coming later?

Yeah. Great. I told them already.

Have you put the costume?

Mm -hmm.

I'm pretty sure they have them on already.

Oh yeah?

Do you think I will like it?

Well, you're going to love them.

Just know that my costume is always the best.

It is?

It's always the best.

I know you're my favorite.

Or maybe a little funky cake.

We made that last year.

Okay, I'll make another funky cake.

What about...

How about cinnamon cake?

That sounds really good. You haven't made that one.

With white cream on it?

Do you think your brother will like it?

Oh yeah, anything you give him, remember?

Because it's thick enough.

Yeah? Yeah.

You have to make that pie, too, remember?

Of course I'm going to do the pie. But I want to make sure that you don't eat

too much sugar. I don't want you to be sick.

You know? I want you and Jake, your brother, to love each other.

I'm sure you'll figure out something nice to cook.

Do you have the decoration that I didn't have?

You haven't heard of the ones outside?

No, yeah. I have to do it.

But what do you think about the people?

They look so cute.

I'm happy.

I'm happy you like it.

You make me look like a person.

Thanks for lunch, Mom.

You've been haunted.

I can't see shit.

Amazing. Yes.

Okay.

I don't know what this looks like very much.

What are you making?

Well, I'm doing some pumpkin stuff and some...

And I... Can I do it too?

Yeah, you can do it too.

But the kids later.

I thought we could just have it.

Oh, yeah?

We can.

But what about the other kids?

What about them there?

Mom, should I go help them some?

think about it.

Thank you, Christopher.

I already have to share with two other people on the phone.

Oh, thank you.

It looks like we're in our holiday.

I know it is.

It's the oldie date.

Do you think there's enough?

More.

Definitely, I would put more.

More? Okay, that's all of it.

Yeah, you got it.

All right, all of it then.

That's good.

So you want to take everything for yourself?

Yeah.

You can try.

Oh, yeah, the pumpkin.

Did you ever get a pumpkin?

I did. I took me to, you know, make them.

And put them in front of the door.

Did you cry for me?

No. I went dead after.

Did you put the third in the oven? I did.

Okay.

So you're a vampire.

Mm -hmm.

How can you tell?

Because you're sucking my blood.

I'm so lucky to have you and your brothers.

I'm your favorite vampire.

Are you going to eat me?

For dinner?

You want me to?

I don't know. You're a vampire.

Maybe just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

Oh my god.

Don't eat my glass.

But it tastes so good.

I hope so.

Yeah.

I don't want it to rain like last year.

I want to have a nice, nice little week with the three of you.

If it rains, then no kids will be outside.

Maybe not, but we will be outside.

Okay, just a little bit.

I'm going to have some fun outside.

You want to play with people?

Oh, yeah.

I'm a witch.

Ooh, I have super power.

Don't get too nice for that.

I don't know if the intro is what you're saying to me.

A little bit. A little bit.

I don't want to be characterful.

I should maybe dress more.

Yeah.

More.

You've got to be alive for the costume.

I know.

He has his beard here.

Did it? Yeah.

It was fun.

And I do something in my room.

What's that?

I don't know. I haven't seen your brother yet.

I don't know what he's discussing.

Oh, it's fun.

Yeah.

Hey, Derby. Can you get me my cookies?

I would do it now.

Thank you, babe.

What do

you

want? Something creepy?

Something scary?

Maybe something scarier than one happy?

We can do one happy, one scary.

You only got two of them?

Yeah, they didn't have more.

Should we make one with things?

Better. Yeah, we could do that. Yeah. I'll be the one to make that. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

How much longer till it's no charity?

I think maybe 15 to 20 minutes.

That's not too bad. No, it's not.

Are you hungry?

I'm going to steal some of that candy in a minute.

You can steal it.

Why not? It's not hard.

But don't eat too much.

I know.

And I don't want to hurt my head too much.

Are you going to keep that costume for next year? Maybe we'll get a new one.

No, maybe we'll have a new one.

I think it's better to change it every year.

Yeah.

Did you do, like, diploma placement?

I did.

It was really sexy.

It was.

I like being a kitty.

What time do you think they're going to come back?

The kids?

I don't know.

I have no idea.

At least a few more hours.

For sure.

They're probably still in school, right?

Yeah, I think we have some time.

Okay, good.

Do you need more of a little bit of weather?

I don't know. I haven't seen them all day.

So you haven't seen him?

Is he sleeping here or something?

I don't know.

Your brother told me he was looking around.

He didn't watch you. I don't know.

I haven't seen him yet.

Maybe he's putting it on or something.

Maybe. I want to see. So you didn't know?

I haven't seen him.

I have a gossip.

I remember.

I wonder why they didn't shoot you.

Didn't you buy the costume?

Not at all.

Oh, you bought it? Yeah.

So, yeah.

I think you won it for my thing.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah.

You always said Halloween was your favorite holiday, right?

Uh -huh.

It is.

I love that we can spend some family time together. Yeah, yeah.

We can fall together, go out tonight together, watch a horror movie when we

back. Oh, yeah. Do you want to watch one tonight?

I don't know.

Do you want to see, like, Halloween?

Yeah. Yeah, we can watch that. I don't think I've seen that one yet.

But we can always watch one -on -one.

We can, of course.

It's fun days.

We don't have no bedtimes tonight or anything?

No. No? No.

Yeah, sure. I'm going to go check on time.

Okay. I'll be right back.

Okay.

I got a great idea.

What's up?

Alright, how fun do you think it would be if we scared our step -mom cat?

What if we did, like, we banged the doorbell in front of the door, and then

just all just ran into it?

Yeah. What do you think? Yeah.

Yeah. It'd be fun.

Let's do it. Let's do it. All right, then.

What was it in there?

Trick or treat!

Oh my god, you scared me!

Come on in! What are you?

I'm a ghost!

What about you?

I am Lucifer. Oh my god, Lucifer.

Wait,

wait, wait. One more.

What about you? I'm a vampire.

That's scary.

Where do you want to go? What neighbor? Tell me.

I always like going to the rich people in New Orleans. They got the biggest

candy. Oh, yeah.

They got the best candy bars.

That's true.

Stick it up behind, please.

What's your favorite candy, boys?

You can never go wrong with chocolate.

Anything chocolate.

Chocolate? A little bit of caramel inside.

Almond inside?

Nut?

No? No one?

I like it. I like the one with coconut.

You know?

Coconut and then chocolate.

So good.

My favorite.

I like pretty much all. Yeah? Candy.

I agree.

I think so.

Okay.

Do you get half hungry?

I'm not sure if you guys have made it yet, but... It should be. What, like 15

minutes? Yeah.

Just hope it won't burn.

What are you making this?

Some pumpkin and some tart.

Apple and cinnamon.

Your brother told me he loved it. I said, okay.

I'm happy you all love it. I hope it will be good.

Okay.

So.

Wait, baby.

That was a long day.

My God.

I can't believe I didn't eat.

It's almost time for movies now, right?

Mm -hmm. Yes.

Do you want to eat in front of TV?

Can we?

That would be great.

Yeah, we can. Of course we can. We can do everything. It's Halloween night.

It's Halloween night. Everything is allowed.

And it's still not raining, which is good.

That means kids might be here soon, right?

Maybe.

Maybe.

Especially with

all the costumes.

Oh, yeah. I love the costumes.

What kind of candy are we giving out?

Well, I don't know.

What do you want to have?

Well, we gave Macarius out last year.

Mm -hmm.

What do you want this year?

We should save all the good candy for us.

Of course, but not all of it, okay?

Everyone needs to have some good treats, you know?

Oh, yeah.

Remember, we share.

We are a sharing family.

Sharing is caring.

Sharing is caring. Good boy.

Have you decided on a movie yet?

I'm still thinking about it.

Like, I don't know. I want to say Halloween Tree, but maybe a little bit

for you. I don't know.

You know I watch scary movies.

I know you love that, but I'm not sure it's good for your brain, you know? I

don't want you to do Nightmare.

I don't think we're going to do Nightmare. I think we'll be okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay, okay.

Do you like Halloween?

I love it.

That's a great idea.

Okay, so if everyone is okay for Halloween.

We watched too many of those family Halloween movies. We need something

scary. Yeah, so let's do Halloween 3 then.

Okay.

Are we doing popcorn?

Popcorn? Butter popcorn.

What about butter popcorn and then kettle corn?

Oh, you have such a good idea.

Yes. Can we put some caramel on it?

It could be fun.

Salty caramel.

With the trick. It's going to be amazing, right?

What do you guys want to drink?

Juice?

Uh... Yeah, maybe some... What's a Halloween drink?

I don't know.

What do you think?

Something orange, probably.

Is there some pumpkin juice in here?

Can you make some pumpkin juice?

We could try. We can try.

Or oranges.

We need to get that cool cauldron out again.

Yeah? You want that?

Yeah. Yeah? Yes. Everyone hungry?

Yeah, definitely.

Okay, let's do this.

You haven't decided on candy that we're going to get together.

I will let you choose.

Okay.

The chocolate there, like with no almonds or nuts inside. Yeah. The

Mm -hmm. Okay.

That's a good idea.

That's good for me.

Then tomorrow we have to get the Thanksgiving decorations out.

Would you both keep me for that?

Yeah, of course.

Okay, that's perfect.

I'm so happy to have you guys.

You're so lucky.

You're the best at whatever.

Thank you, baby.

I love you too.

You always give us the best holidays.

I know, and it's my favorite party.

I just... I just want you guys like it too, you know?

What did you say, baby?

I said it sucks that this day only comes once a year. I know, I know. It's

disturbing me as well. It's my favorite party ever.

Come on, there's still plenty more holidays throughout the year.

Of course, but not Halloween.

No, nothing's like Halloween.

We should put a second day in the year for Halloween.

Do you think so? Yeah.

I think that would be great.

Oh, yeah. Actually, it would be amazing, right?

What do you think, baby?

Yeah, cool.

When do you guys want to do it? The second Halloween?

In the beginning of the year, maybe?

We should do a summertime Halloween.

Summertime Halloween?

Oh, yeah.

You always make every holiday so great.

Halloween's my favorite.

What about Christmas?

Well, you give us the best presents at Christmas.

Yeah.

Maybe this year you'll have even more surprises.

So are you going to put your fangs up there?

I'm talking to you, Tyler.

My fangs? Yeah, your fangs. You're a vampire.

You can't be a vampire without your fangs.

I think I forgot.

Yeah, you should do it later and try to bite people on the street.

Bite you?

Oh, yes, absolutely you can.

You know you're allowed to do everything.

What did you make for dinner again?

Um, pumpkin.

And, um, um, I think it's apple and cinnamon.

You don't want to tell me you like this.

Did you change your mind?

No, I didn't change my mind. Oh, I was afraid.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I think the pie is the most ready, actually.

Oh.

Really? I already took it out.

You forgot about it, remember?

Was it there?

No.

I always tell you to set a timer, remember?

I know, but I always forget.

You guys are always trying on me. I forget things sometimes.

Don't worry. That's why we're here.

Always here to help you.

I know.

It's okay.

So do you want us to watch the movie on

the big screen or on the TV?

Why not the big screen? It's more scary.

I agree with you, but, you know.

Sometimes you want to watch on TV, talk to friends, to be sure everyone's

enjoying the time.

What time are the

jets supposed to arrive again?

Maybe 15 minutes, half an hour.

We would.

Do you know how many guests we're expecting?

I'm the neighbor.

I love to play, like, every year.

Right? Yeah.

Yeah, right.

What?

You get some new tattoos.

What happened?

What do you mean?

Yes, you did.

What is that?

No, you did not.

No, I did.

You did not. You don't want to talk. Can you take them back to you?

She's onto you now.

Hey, you're going to get in trouble.

What? We're going to talk about this later.

You got tattoos before me.

Yes, but I am your stepmom.

And I do what I want. I'm an adult.

What? I'm an adult too, but you need to ask me before.

Hey man, I'm going first, okay?

It's your turn.

Everyone be patient, please.

What do we say?

Sharing is... Caring. Of course.

Caring. Yeah.

Everyone, okay?

Come on, man.

You're carrying, bro.

You're doing fine.

Yeah, come on.

Don't be like that. Don't be pretty.

Time to rotate again.

No,

I don't like that.

Be nice to each other, you brother.

We are.

Okay?

Everyone stay nice and polite.

You know what, I'll just lay on top of you.

You want me to lay on you?

Okay.

Good.

Yeah, I think I'm going to put the movie on the big screen.

You're right, Mom.

It's going to be better and more scary and all. Can we watch it in your room?

We can.

You want to go on my bed?

Yeah. Okay.

What do you think about it?

Do you agree with your brother?

That sounds like a great idea.

Perfect.

Everyone is going to want to be there later, then.

I will bring Dinah.

Up there. Okay.

Time for you to put the movie on.

One hour, wait that everyone is coming for the candy, okay? Okay. And then I

will bring the dinner upstairs, and the juice as well, and we're going to have

fun.

Okay? Yes. Great.

I can't wait.

Turn the other way.

You want me to turn the other way? Yeah.

Okay, I'm going to turn the other way then.

Okay.

Like this?

Yeah. You say.

Yeah. Okay.

I'm good on my back.

I cook all day, I'm so tired.

I can't believe I did all of this.

What color?

I don't know.

I'm thinking about something blue.

Come on, where is there a month where you don't paint the whole house?

Come on, we paint it like every other month.

I know, but I like the new colors.

They look more... I don't know.

They look cool.

What about yellow?

Yellow? No yellow.

You used yellow four times this year.

Okay, all right. No yellow.

When people came over, they all looked at the house weird.

What about green?

Green seems cute.

Green's your work. I mean, Christmas is around the corner, too.

Oh, my God. You have such a fat...

And next year we do red.

Red and green.

That's a good idea. Sounds like a great idea.

All right.

Okay, great. Great ideas.

Okay.

Okay, guys, I think it's about time.

I can smell the pipe burning.

So, let's empty you, okay?

Let's go.

And don't remember, not in my eyes, baby.

Fuck, I'm coming.

Thank you, baby. This is very nice of you.

Can I open it? Oh, yes, I can.

You check the movie.

Okay.

What should I do?

I don't know. You gotta get the candy ready. I'll get the candy ready. And you

come with me, alright? I'll come here. Let's do this.

Okay.

You guys have been sloppy today.

Let's do this.