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good evening ladies and gentlemen we are
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the dangerous
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Brothers Dangerous Brothers my name
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you're
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out do the talk my he will do the
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talking my name is Richard
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dangerus and this is Sir Adrian
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dangerous unusually dangerous I trust
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you'll agree yes we are in danger land
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so without further Ado ladies and
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Gentlemen let's wet our danger buds as
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Sir Adrien teases us with some unusually
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dangerous bicycling sir Adrien I have
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got no price no noice noice
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noice are you all right sir Adrien no
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indestructible I think I'm blacking my
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neck get up moving stly along get up get
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up get up can't get up get up or I'll Fu
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you D
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just I'm up I'm
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up it's just a joke
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and now bait your breath ladies and
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gentlemen for part two of tonight's
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World of danger as we take you on a
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murky trip through the Twilight world of
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Dante's Towering
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Inferno aha Towering Inferno Marcel the
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petrol shut up and get on the chair shut
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up and get on the chair shut up and get
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on the chair shut up and get on the
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ja shut up and get on the chair shut
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up now you keep quiet while I set fire
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to you yes everybody keep quiet but is
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it fire to
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me ladies and gentlemen my impression of
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Dante's classic film The Towering
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Inferno music please
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I might advise viewers at home not to
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try this trick as it invariably ends in
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death this is why seran dangerous has
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been
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volunteered try and look like a hotel
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For Heaven's
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Sake going
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up and now the moment of trck
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it's
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revolting that's not me what have you
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been
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eating doggy
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do doggy
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do yeah I did it for a
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bet a bet yeah I
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thought I bet that tastes
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disgusting
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did but it's absolutely repulsive it's
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also a serious fire hazard
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look
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bastard
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blood W yeah
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um Can you spot what went
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wrong yes that's right I should never
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have allowed my partner to pour petrol
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all over me and then set me on fire what
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a what I should have done wa wait wait
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wait wait wait wait what are you talking
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about I'm just talking to the paper shut
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up excuse me just
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one excuse
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it's gone oh good right
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well things seem to be going very
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swimmingly
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um
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well let's look at the video of me
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recording my new hit single
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that the
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piano sh and come for the climax climax
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climax
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right and now is deand the climax of
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tonight's entertainment where the lovely
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pings are Ag and dangerous will H
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himself deliberately off the Apex of
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this strange and interesting office
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off the top the to yes off the
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top tapping on every window tapping on
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every window saying hello cutie every
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secretary I pass on my descent of F and
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saying hello secret hello
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what we are actually in dang this is the
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flight part to hro
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airport are you ready I am ready one
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last Shake of the hand old friend
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you mess this up and I'll kill your
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buy you kill my bodyy and I'll pull your
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head off you pull my head off and I'll
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go to the newspapers about your strange
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problem you w't about to find the news
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Pipers were you because you w't have a
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head well I shouldn't think you be very
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good at pulling people's heads off
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anyway in the first place if you just H
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yourself up this traed interesting
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office building well I might pay someone
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to do it my wait what I look after the
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money keep be staling money of Me
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no
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no well I you bit and hardly killed
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anyone anyway I wouldn't have to pay a
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Hitman to kill you would I because I
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could Grant him sexual favors sexual
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favors like what strawberry lime and
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grapefruit that's sexual fers I meant
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fers
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you hello Mr Hitman if you pull off the
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head of Richard dangerous I will promise
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never ever ever to get into your bed and
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do squidgy things with
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you all right then I won't kill you bu
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okay I won't pull off your head all
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right good luck fora one small stess is
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one giant Le for Richard bank
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account nothing charity job I just have
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to take this opportunity to say a few
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words about the people who have been
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influential in my career
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there he goes ladies and gentlemen I'm
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Fring my
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ankle well that's just about it ladies
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and gentlemen for another week tune in
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next
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week tune in next week when s Andrian
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Jun in next week when San will eat a
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grand piano sounds easy H not
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with when you realize that this piano
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he's going to eat next week is going to
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be on fire so tune in next week ladies
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and gentlemen that camera down here
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shoting next week ladies and gentlemen
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get the camera
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down I F on the whole and there's only
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four stop it stop it stop stop that
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man stop
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behind it stop it stop it stop that
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good evening ladies and gentlemen we are
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the dangerous Brothers Dangerous
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Brothers my name is Richard dangerous
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and this is Sir Adrian dangerous and
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this is
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V now this may look like like an
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ordinary
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window but
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no it is in
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fact not an ordinary window after all
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get a doctor it is in fact an in
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ordinary window I'm serious this time
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get me to a hospital I've gone too far
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will you stop
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showing yes ladies and gentlemen yes
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this week the talented and curvy sir
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Adrien will travel not only through this
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window but also through this window
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through this hoop of
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fire through this brick wall and into
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this bucket of
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petrol I beg your pardon but
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first fun with
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electricity always a great laugh ladies
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and gentlemen hey kides try and make one
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of your relatives do the silly Wiggly
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dance disgusting that's all right for
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you I'm standing in the
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epicenter keep them
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laughing keep them laughing H keep on
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laughing um haha H now
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then there was a young woman from uh
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knockers who who had an enormous pair of
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breasts one was a
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Whopper one was a jumbly
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wobbly and the other one was an enormous
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great big golden Bozo that's
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great I know I know uh I haven't
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finished
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yet mess mess No
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Mess ah serrian nice to see you nice to
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be seen fun with elect no fun with
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electricity moving swiftly
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along and moving slowly
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along and moving stupidly
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along moving sexily along
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we move ladies and gentlemen we always
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find ourselves next to
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this it's a bloody Canon it's a bloody
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Cannon fantastic can I ever a go no you
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can't yes ladies and gentlemen because
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sadrian is going to be fired from this
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Canon through this
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window all right who said you could fire
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the
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cannon nobody well don't
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so it's a bloody fight you want is it
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yes ladies and gentlemen yes this week
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the dangerous brothers are Pride to
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presentent for you sir Adrian the human
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Cannonball but a human cannonball with a
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difference because this Cannonball will
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be on
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fire careful careful careful careful in
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the canon in the can he's on his rocket
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you
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know off my rocket in
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the get in the
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get an air
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freser there no time there's no time in
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the
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cannon
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the right ladies and gentlemen it just
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remains for me to pour in the
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petrol
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hello like the
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m throw it
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in lower the
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trajectory light the
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fuse and stand well back in a safe
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position wow there he goes ladies and
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gentlemen through
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the yeah bastard get out of there out of
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get out of
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there come on come on there he goes
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ladies and gentlemen there he goes
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through the
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window through the other
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window through the hoop of fire the hoop
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of
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fire through the brick wall brick
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W the wall
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break
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wall fantastic evening thank you and
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good
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night good evening ladies and gentlemen
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we are the dangerous
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Brothers dous
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brothers and tonight we'd like to
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present for you an evening of
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torture torture yes ladies and gentlemen
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tonight for your Delight sir Adrien will
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personally withstand every form of
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torture known to
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man don't worry about
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it don't worry about it so if you'd like
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to go away and prepare
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yourself ha go away and prepare myself
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not to worry about it then we'll
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begin
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torture who gets involved
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torture is it as much fun as it's
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cracked up to be I will not worry about
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it where does it come from where does it
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go
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to does it really hurt yes it bloody
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does secret safely concealed behind this
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door Abandon All Faith ye who hope
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here do any chilia these
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days sorry I took so long but I'm death
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thank you very much
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jila well
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you think it's funny do you well get
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your laughing gear on
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this yes ladies and gentlemen here we
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are at last in the world of
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danger the very smell of the
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place all right who's farted
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Excuse
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me
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yes the screams of the Damned mingle
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with the with the with with the cries of
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of of the vegetable sellers of of London
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Town no they don't that's wrong damn
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damn damn anyway good evening ladies and
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gentlemen and welcome to a very very
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dangerous World indeed
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C yes
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T taking it a bit seriously isn't
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it everybody shut up welcome to the
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dangerous brother's world of
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danger my bloody knees come
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out well get on with it you wouldn't say
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that if it was your bloody knee what
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would I say you'd say ow my bloody knees
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come out what have you hurt your knee
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help me fix my knee fix it how just give
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it a bit of a tap a bit of a
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tap from me
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sorry I get in the chair I will now get
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in the
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chair and now serrian is firmly secured
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I will hand him this piece of paper
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which contains a sentence which sir
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Adrian will read memorize and then I
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will attempt to torture out of him
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remember I have never seen this sentence
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before in my life soam will you confirm
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that I've never seen it before
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ever it's in your
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handwriting I will not talk right no no
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no I haven't started yet okay music
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only many forms of torture I could
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employ ladies and gentlemen to get the
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information at obser avian let's go
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torture my thumb
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screw I will not talk or torture by
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nipple
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scre not to or for to my ordinary
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household
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blender I will not talk I to my breed
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hot genital Peach I'm Waring you I will
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not talk
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talk not
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Sur stop you think I'm enjoying this yes
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I do quite frankly shut
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up and now ladies and gentlemen torture
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by female dog no no that a
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[ __ ] going for a more traditional field
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ladies and gentlemen going for the
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Oriental
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flavor Chinese water
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torture
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blip ah sir BP now this normally takes
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about 5 years ladies and gentlemen so
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here is a victim we prepared before the
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show began bring in Arnold I'll tell you
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anything three I'll tell you anything
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these
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three thank you arold old hat thank you
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Richard and now a a much more
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fashionable and much more effective
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torture these days ladies and gentlemen
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is of course torture by
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electricity was a surprise kick in the
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goalies surprises do you well get this
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for a
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shocker surprise increase in voltage
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got that for a surprise better
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re I will not
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talk so you want to play dirty do you
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yes I do but I think we better finish
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the show first okay don't you asked for
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it ladies and gentlemen my piece of
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resistance ladies and gentlemen torture
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by
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ironing torture by what torture by
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ironing I will not talk Jen bring in the
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iron
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hey Richard no shut up shut up now
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listen not quiet honestly they're going
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to get a huge shock when we burst
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through these paper doors because they
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probably think they're real don't they
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no they've given the whole game away
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right can you see properly no then let's
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go good evening ladies and gentlemen we
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are the dangerous brother dangerous
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brother my name is Richard dangerous and
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this is Sir asan dangerous D down the BS
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explodo
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incredibly dangerous I trust you'll
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agree and this week ladies and gentlemen
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this week it's
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undertaking under
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what
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undertaking seriously this week what we
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like to do wait a
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minute what you doing that for I was
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Bloody lucky hit me in the head it was
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just a bit
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of it was just a bit of fun for us
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kiddies that a advise you not to try it
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at home because it hurts like
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buggery
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now you stop talking to the children
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wait wait nobody but nobody slaps Adrian
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about the face oh yeah oh yeah all right
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then get
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this a lot of people scrunch me in the D
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youie
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of right start again start again start
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again start again done again come on
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come on quickly quickly hold my piece of
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paper and gentlemen we are the dangerous
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brother dangerous brother my name is
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Richard dangerous and this is Saran
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dangerous what
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again Adrian
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dangerous go my
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D exploder
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in calcul be stupid I trust you'll agree
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and this week ladies and gentlemen this
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week
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nothing the thing about this week is
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that this week ladies and gentlemen this
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week there is
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nothing
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nothing they're not going to buy that
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are they shut up shut up we got the
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money didn't we how much did you yeah
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uh 16 and a half P that's quite a good
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week
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then what are you doing who turn the
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television off uh I don't know uh it's
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got nothing to do with me um I'm just
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the assistant in fact he is the boss
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that's right that's right what are you
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doing nothing that's exactly my
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point that's exactly my point what do
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you think fantastic keep him talking
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don't you think you ought to be doing
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something exactly my point again hoist
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wi and leotard what are you talking
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about
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nothing J surrender now will give me
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£5 God death look it's the sheet for
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this week dangerous Brothers in
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dangerous crocodile snuggy no crocodiles
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no crocodiles this
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week bloody difficult to find a
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crocodile around here especially when
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that's prepared to snog with me yeah
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have you ever tried finding a gay
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crocodile yeah you ever seen a happy
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crocodile SP go off look I just want to
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get one thing
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straight that's straight the for you
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bastard the rest of you Nobody messes
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with that dangerous brothers except from
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me
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what what you got down
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there my
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testicles good evening ladies and
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gentlemen as you've just been informed
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so kindly this week ladies and gentlemen
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this week it's crocodile
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snuggy crocodile snug we haven't got a
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Croc
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cocodile crocodile snugging I know we
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haven't got a
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crocodile crocodile
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snug what are I going to do
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then crocodile snog
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in you're going to have to disguise
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yourself as a crocodile and I'll snog
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with
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you I don't try that one
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again a lot of people out there a lot of
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people paid a lot of money and want to
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see a lot of crocodile s
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do you please just grow up disguise
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yourself as a crocodile and make it
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snappy snap snap snap okay
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00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,600
music ladies and gentlemen the dangerous
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brothers would like to present for you
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dangerous crocodile Snogging [ __ ] her up
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baby here I come
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how was it for you
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baby so there you have it ladies and
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00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,679
gentlemen dangerous crocodile Snogging
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tune in next week when
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seran shut up shut up tune in next week
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when s will you stop touching my button
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00:28:15,399 --> 00:28:17,200
when I'm talking Richard there is a live
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crocodile in the studio I am going home
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now good
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night fine tune in next week ladies and
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gentlemen when Adrian will attempt to
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swallow a working chainsaw sounds like
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something to Che in for so it just
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00:28:29,679 --> 00:28:31,399
remains for me to say there is a live
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crocodile in the
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studio fetch the zra fetch the
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zra Ze
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zra Here Comes Ze
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here
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zebra what hell
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Winnie Winnie I'm a
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zra good morning ladies and gentlemen we
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are good morning ladies and gentlemen we
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are the dangerous Brothers unusually
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early this week but shut up shut up go
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away go
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away and usually early this week but as
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always a hearty welcome you go away
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as always a hearty welcome are one and
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all you haven't got your trousers
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on St be ridiculous
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Arabian of course I've got my trousers
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on oh prove
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it well if I didn't have my Tres on I
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wouldn't do this would
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I
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sett as always ladies and gentlemen a
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hearty welcome to one and all
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particularly the children
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excuse me I'm ni
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G and here's one for the kitties kitties
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what do you say to a blind lesbian dwarf
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who's just been caught in a public
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laboratory with a huge marrow round
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excuse me a moment ladies and gentlemen
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ow ow ow give me the crossbow give me
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the
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crossbow Jack
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00:31:10,919 --> 00:31:12,960
upen there's a lot of people out there
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let's give them a good show let's do the
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show I'm with you go good morning ladies
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and gentlemen we are the dangerous
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brother dangerous brother my name is
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Richard dangerous and this is Sir Adrian
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dangerous sir Adrian
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dangerous we do something
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dangerous unusually dangerous I trust
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you'll agree and this week ladies and
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gentlemen the dangerous brothers are
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proud to present for you flying
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zebras flying zebras sadrian prepare the
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zebra okay okay now as you all know
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usually zebras cannot fly but on our
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many travels particularly through the
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rainforests of Patagonia what is it
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zebra is on
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fire what your trousers have Set Fire to
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the
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zebra oh my God put it out put it out
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put the zebra out okay come on zebra
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have to
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go throw some water over it throw some
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00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:23,679
water
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00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,240
over oh my God it's going to
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00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,639
explode get out the way get out of the
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00:32:31,639 --> 00:32:34,720
way oh
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00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:39,360
no an exploding zebra I find that very
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00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,720
difficult to
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00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,279
believe you're right how' you know about
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00:32:46,279 --> 00:32:47,840
that well I was the one that booby
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00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,159
trapped
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00:32:49,159 --> 00:32:53,320
it wait a moment I was supposed to ride
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00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,720
around on that a bit later uh yeah well
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00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,679
well never mind about all that m out
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00:32:58,679 --> 00:33:00,440
there's only one thing for it you'll
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have to pretend to be the zebra good
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thinking back in a
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00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,760
moment no no no pretend to be a zebra oh
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a zebra I thought you said Leonard
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Parkin Park
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00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,279
okay no stop that stop it what's the
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00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:29,760
matter you're getting a stiff a
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00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,960
try telling that to Leonard
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00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,200
parking excuse me exactly what are you
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00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,600
doing I'm disguising you as a zebra CH
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00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,039
man J
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Man B there's a camera in here there's a
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camera in the
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kitchen get out get
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00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:55,799
out right you pretend to be a zebra get
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00:33:55,799 --> 00:33:57,960
in the Catapult and when I shout zebra
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00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,279
Cut the Rope ugly ly
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00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:03,720
right yes ladies and gentlemen just
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00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,240
check the zebra's flight path yes
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00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,119
everything is ready ladies and gentlemen
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00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:10,839
now live on television for the first
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time ever the dangerous Brothers present
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00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:17,159
flying
569
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:25,000
zebras flying zebras there they
570
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,560
go flying
571
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,359
zebras ready when you are I use the B
572
00:34:32,359 --> 00:34:36,079
cord well do want to get J building
573
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:39,800
ladies and gentlemen flying
574
00:34:51,879 --> 00:34:58,399
zebras and that's uh that's it is it
575
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,480
yeah thank you and good
576
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,400
night I B you can see our living room
577
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,720
from here
578
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,320
he's not here
579
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,599
good evening ladies and gentlemen we are
580
00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:17,160
the dangerous brother dangerous brother
581
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,280
my name is Richard dangerous and this is
582
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,040
sadrian
583
00:36:22,359 --> 00:36:24,319
dangerous going to be stupid I trust
584
00:36:24,319 --> 00:36:25,960
you'll agree and this evening ladies and
585
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,640
gentlemen for my first trick
586
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,280
H where do explosives over there well go
587
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,520
and put them on ha I will now put on my
588
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,560
explosive on
589
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,160
on and tonight ladies and gentlemen for
590
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,280
you my own public I would like to
591
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,319
attempt a very dangerous stunt I would
592
00:36:44,319 --> 00:36:47,000
like to attempt to become the 41st
593
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,839
president of the United States of
594
00:36:49,839 --> 00:36:53,880
America so I won't be needing this
595
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,359
anymore at come
596
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,040
and so Ladi and gent I've got the
597
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,240
explosives well take them off what you
598
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,520
mean what about the human bomb
599
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,640
impression it's being cancelled well why
600
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,800
didn't you tell me before because I'm a
601
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,440
total
602
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,640
bastard yeah I see what you mean now get
603
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,880
rid of the explosive don't a skip don't
604
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,640
do that come make a bloody mind look
605
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,079
Adrien I am trying to become I'm the
606
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,040
president of the United States and I've
607
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,560
only got 2 minutes so we you please stop
608
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,200
wasting
609
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:40,440
time sorry that's okay shake hands
610
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,720
yes now shake hands properly sadrian
611
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,040
shake hands properly for our audience
612
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,960
come along don't be
613
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,200
scared there
614
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,040
and so to the election ladies and
615
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,760
gentlemen I would like to become the
616
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,480
president and my lovely assistant s
617
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,880
Adrian would like to attempt to become
618
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,319
the first lady hey Richard you better
619
00:38:13,319 --> 00:38:15,200
watch out walking around with your flies
620
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,400
undone your chicken might fall out for
621
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,440
everyone to see but sir Adrian it
622
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,960
already
623
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,880
has it's better to say
624
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,960
[ __ ] ladies and gentlemen the election
625
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,760
of May H [ __ ] you better watch out
626
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,800
walking around with your chicken undone
627
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,839
your boys might fall out for everyone to
628
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:47,079
see and so to the election ladies and
629
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:56,720
gentlemen okay
630
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,280
right I still don't get
631
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,800
it and so to the election ladies and
632
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,079
gentlemen now obviously with only 2
633
00:39:19,079 --> 00:39:20,720
minutes left for this dangerous stunt of
634
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,760
electing me as the President of the
635
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,640
United States there isn't time for you
636
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,920
all to get out to the polling Booth so
637
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,680
what I suggest is that you register your
638
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,000
vote through the television and when was
639
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,839
all this thought
640
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:37,560
up oh excuse
641
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,000
me so ladies and gentlemen everyone who
642
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,319
wants to vote for me to become the 41st
643
00:39:52,319 --> 00:39:54,720
president of the USA simply switch off
644
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,880
your television sets for 15 seconds
645
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:03,000
starting now okay Frank Hit the
646
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:08,160
Lights Frank Frank switch the lights
647
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,720
off what's going on Qui you'll give the
648
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,920
game away I think I've gone blind ch ch
649
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,680
who cares I
650
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,720
do go and check out the elections going
651
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,880
okay if someone put the bloody light
652
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,640
shut
653
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,640
up God they bloody mins everywhere
654
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:32,200
what are they doing uh nothing much some
655
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,359
of them are just sort of sitting there
656
00:40:34,359 --> 00:40:36,760
and crying a
657
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:41,079
bit you see that one
658
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:46,520
there 15 seconds
659
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:52,440
go ladies and gentlemen I am now the
660
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,560
41st president of the United States of
661
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,240
America ha
662
00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:04,240
me hello napy gobble gobble
663
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,560
gobble that's it is
664
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,960
it yeah thank
665
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,119
you well it wasn't very dangerous was it
666
00:41:19,119 --> 00:41:20,760
you made me turn the lights
667
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,760
out I'll pep it up a bit ladies and
668
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,720
gentlemen the dangerous brothers would
669
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,200
like to present for you exploding
670
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,440
politicians
671
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:34,440
no away
672
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,880
away to
673
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:46,839
R oh god look up there
674
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,040
wake up
675
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,520
okay
676
00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:52,400
go good evening well we've all got one
677
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,599
thing in common haven't we that's right
678
00:42:54,599 --> 00:42:56,800
it's Saturday night but it's not only
679
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,359
Saturday night it's also Wednesday
680
00:43:00,359 --> 00:43:02,800
night I sorry I don't know why I said
681
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,640
that cuz you're stupid that's why shut
682
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,720
up sorry yeah can I start again please
683
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,520
no I'm really sorry we just haven't got
684
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,040
the time well then I hope you
685
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:17,200
die anyway sorry heavy
686
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,839
lunch Saturday night some of us are out
687
00:43:19,839 --> 00:43:22,680
at the pubs which are closing sadly many
688
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,960
of us are with our sweethearts and quite
689
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,319
naturally enough many of our thoughts
690
00:43:27,319 --> 00:43:31,800
are turning to H
691
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,480
Sprouts sex is a thing that people do
692
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,000
while they're trying to get to
693
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,760
sleep uh excuse me a
694
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,880
moment will somebody please explain to
695
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,920
me exactly what the bloody hell is going
696
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,920
on
697
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:24,559
okay how that H I can't
698
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,599
you are completely unpredictable these
699
00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:33,599
days but you w fire shut up go away get
700
00:44:33,599 --> 00:44:36,480
off my stage go on go
701
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,920
on I'm sorry about that ladies and
702
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,760
gentlemen wait
703
00:45:00,559 --> 00:45:02,760
yes
704
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,400
sex tonight ladies and gentlemen the
705
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,400
dangerous
706
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,880
brothers are proud to present a
707
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,720
demonstrational piece entitled how to
708
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,000
get off with a
709
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,240
lady or as I say in Australia how to get
710
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,880
off with a
711
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,599
lady here for example is a is a a young
712
00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:27,920
couple
713
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,800
on their first date let's see how they
714
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:35,200
get down to doing
715
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:41,680
it now yes go go
716
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,960
okay what's your
717
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,400
name s new to
718
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:53,440
Harris is that your real name
719
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,000
no
720
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,720
oh what's your real name
721
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:01,079
then it's
722
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,960
Clive H well
723
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,880
Clive you fcy a quick one
724
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,760
yes bloody
725
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:18,440
hell hey you pick up with
726
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:28,920
me it's straight to the bedroom
727
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,920
here is a reconstruction of of a bedroom
728
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,400
which looks exactly like a bedroom come
729
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,880
on get on do it I want to watch want a
730
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,240
get uh
731
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:48,760
foreplay would you like a
732
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,400
cigarette no thank
733
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,960
you
734
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,720
um right then uh should we get straight
735
00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:01,359
down to it yes come on then treat me
736
00:47:01,359 --> 00:47:08,480
ru F hell it's happening gra IB a p ofus
737
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,760
please bloody out wait a minute I
738
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,800
haven't got my pants off
739
00:47:14,079 --> 00:47:18,240
yet H I forgot to D rig the Burglar
740
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,559
Alarm God that was fantastic and now I'm
741
00:47:21,559 --> 00:47:25,119
pregnant what do you mean Ione touched
742
00:47:25,119 --> 00:47:27,520
you yet yeah well you try telling that
743
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:31,000
to the judgeing court yes yeah what's
744
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,400
the rudest thing I can say on television
745
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,400
bloody big jum all right you try that J
746
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,800
CAU you bloody FY big
747
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,319
jobs all right all right who said bloody
748
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:47,640
FY big job you did did I right then I'm
749
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,440
nicked
750
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,079
oh just about wraps it up again for
751
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:54,720
another dangerous week ladies and
752
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,240
gentlemen yes thank you good night yeah
753
00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:00,640
shoot shoot Sho Sho excuse me but I'm a
754
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,280
seriously pregnant woman and if either
755
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,920
you or Channel 4 think what happened
756
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,480
there was at all amusing or entertaining
757
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,079
there's going to be big trouble do you
758
00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:12,520
understand huh
759
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,680
right pardon us for
760
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,240
breakast this is getting Beyond a joke I
761
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:24,760
don't think it's got that far yet do
762
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,280
something funny quickly something funny
763
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,760
okay
764
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,760
that was a close
765
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,799
one I need close
766
00:48:49,799 --> 00:48:53,280
actually back on
767
00:48:54,359 --> 00:48:57,240
target forget it well that's about it
768
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:59,000
for tonight's entertainment ladies and
769
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,760
gentlemen we were going to do something
770
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,359
Sensational with a couple of pianos but
771
00:49:03,359 --> 00:49:04,280
I'm afraid we're going to have to drop
772
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:08,760
that now okay uh drop the
773
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,240
Pian Mrs Ray Looney we are your
774
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:24,359
babysitter yeah you got a baby we'll sit
775
00:49:24,359 --> 00:49:26,720
on it my name is wit babysitter and this
776
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:32,119
this is sadrian babysitter ha bab
777
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,200
sitters yes that's okay then but there
778
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,319
must be some mistake we booked somebody
779
00:49:37,319 --> 00:49:40,640
called uh Jennifer that's us matey we
780
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:47,520
are Jennifer our traing name excuse me a
781
00:49:49,799 --> 00:49:54,119
moment n Oh what now sex pants just a
782
00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:56,839
quick one before the theater is that
783
00:49:56,839 --> 00:49:58,920
surpris if the CL was such a puby over
784
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,720
no no listen darling darling there's a
785
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,880
couple of psychotics outside claiming to
786
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,119
be
787
00:50:04,119 --> 00:50:08,280
babysitters darling take him look after
788
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,640
Rosemary yeah
789
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:29,680
darling hello my name's Sylvia ah Mr
790
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,000
L salty
791
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,520
babysitter what Sal
792
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,480
baby cabinet which is locked please
793
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,000
don't try and get into it that's a
794
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,680
kitchen please don't go in there and
795
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,559
please try not to sit on any of the
796
00:50:49,559 --> 00:50:51,680
furniture that's a television I'd rather
797
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,520
you didn't watch it at all or listen to
798
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,000
any records right we'll be back about
799
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,240
midnight h have fun and please try not
800
00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:00,440
to make a mess W another Saucy
801
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,440
babysitter
802
00:51:31,359 --> 00:51:33,760
what are you
803
00:51:33,839 --> 00:51:37,720
here try not to make a
804
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,760
mess how are we doing another four hours
805
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,960
to
806
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,839
go oh God I
807
00:51:48,839 --> 00:51:51,599
can't don't touch the furniture remember
808
00:51:51,599 --> 00:51:53,000
what we said we're going to earn some
809
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,920
proper money for a change proper legal
810
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,920
money
811
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,400
oh
812
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,480
God get some cotype huh get some cotype
813
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:24,880
get some C time C time C time the
814
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,920
kitchen kitchen kitchen
815
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,599
we're not allowed in the kitchen no just
816
00:52:29,599 --> 00:52:31,599
go in I'll keep a lookout but you've got
817
00:52:31,599 --> 00:52:37,040
to be very very quiet very quiet
818
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,760
God oh
819
00:52:49,559 --> 00:52:52,880
God what was
820
00:52:53,359 --> 00:52:58,440
that I just farted give me the
821
00:53:10,359 --> 00:53:13,799
okay thank you great now let's move FL
822
00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:17,079
table oh
823
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,440
god oh
824
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,240
baby don't worry I'm very good with
825
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,240
children
826
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,760
what do you
827
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,400
think no one will ever know
828
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,559
terrific let's have a drink ah the uh
829
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:58,240
drinks cabinet is locked not for long
830
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,359
NAU nothing but
831
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,200
nice now they're going to notice that
832
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,480
aren't they no no they're not because
833
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,599
I'm going to turn the cabinet against
834
00:54:10,599 --> 00:54:12,000
the
835
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:18,400
wall brilliant let me okay
836
00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:27,359
skip no t t back a little bit early for
837
00:54:27,359 --> 00:54:30,839
me I know what you
838
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:37,920
mean andic but of course
839
00:54:56,799 --> 00:54:59,880
large one
840
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,720
naturally
841
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:17,240
tach
842
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:28,760
Lem I need that one I PE
843
00:55:30,319 --> 00:55:36,559
it there you go sweetheart aha than go
844
00:55:38,359 --> 00:55:42,359
duck this is the
845
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:51,799
life oh dear
846
00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:07,799
brilliant
847
00:56:14,559 --> 00:56:16,880
cheers there's just one thing that
848
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,960
bothers me
849
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,640
yes supposing someone
850
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,400
says oh Roger
851
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,839
why don't we take this expensive vase of
852
00:56:28,839 --> 00:56:31,839
flowers and place it over here on the
853
00:56:31,839 --> 00:56:34,240
coffee
854
00:56:34,359 --> 00:56:36,559
table see they're going to spot it then
855
00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:40,200
aren't they yes they are yes there's
856
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,280
only one thing for it we'll have to
857
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,079
Blind everyone that comes into the
858
00:56:45,079 --> 00:56:49,880
house yes or option two we could replace
859
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,079
the pain of glass from the coffee table
860
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:54,520
with a pane of glass from elsewhere
861
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,599
perhaps a window
862
00:56:57,599 --> 00:57:01,880
I can see your point can you sorry
863
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,359
correct me what you're suggesting is
864
00:57:04,359 --> 00:57:05,640
that we take a pane of glass from the
865
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,799
window and place it on top of the coffee
866
00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:11,160
table correct
867
00:57:16,559 --> 00:57:19,559
brilliant
868
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:26,480
right ready ready
869
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,039
that was such a great idea after all
870
00:57:31,039 --> 00:57:32,880
really was
871
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,400
he get your face
872
00:57:39,559 --> 00:57:42,119
ready I'll deal with this this
873
00:57:42,119 --> 00:57:45,760
time hello
874
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:55,839
Rosemary oh God
875
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:05,520
give let that be a lesson to
876
00:58:05,599 --> 00:58:07,599
you come on get out of the way I'll do
877
00:58:07,599 --> 00:58:09,480
it I'll do it what you're braak I want
878
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,240
break it get out the
879
00:58:16,319 --> 00:58:19,920
way look I'll go outside to the garden
880
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,960
and push it in from there you wait
881
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,000
inside and when it comes through catch
882
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,119
it okay I'm
883
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,119
do
884
00:58:31,119 --> 00:58:34,359
mate young Sunny
885
00:58:34,359 --> 00:58:40,799
Jim follow me lad ready ready right here
886
00:58:40,799 --> 00:58:43,160
I
887
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,440
come why did you catch it what you mean
888
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,280
catch it you can't through the own
889
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,440
window you stood by the WR bloody window
890
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,400
it's a look look it doesn't matter we
891
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,119
still got one pain left
892
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,680
correct why didn't you catch that
893
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,799
one I caught a bit of it look at the
894
00:59:11,799 --> 00:59:15,480
mess in this place what are we going to
895
00:59:16,359 --> 00:59:19,440
do it's being
896
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,640
burgled it's been burgled in fact burgle
897
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:28,480
it burgle it on
898
00:59:35,799 --> 00:59:39,359
yourself got off the
899
00:59:39,359 --> 00:59:43,319
B you stupid
900
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:52,200
idiot just went off in me anger
901
00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:02,880
mother I'm home well turn the wireless
902
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,720
on dear and we can do the flower
903
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:07,400
arranging
904
01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:15,599
dance take your roses one by one
905
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,520
we are the dangerous brother we the
906
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,280
dangerous brother my name is witchard
907
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:38,240
dangerous and this is Lady Adrian
908
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:43,839
dangerous he's got nothing in his TR but
909
01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:45,920
um you've been
910
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:50,200
banned oh fair enough yeah fair
911
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,760
enough oh bloody we'll have to start
912
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,079
again come
913
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,480
mother I'm home we turn the wirers on
914
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,640
and we can do the flower arranging
915
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:08,000
dance take
916
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,760
youres we been out
917
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:16,559
and my name is witard benon and this is
918
01:01:16,559 --> 01:01:19,240
Lady Asian
919
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,839
benon that is Bri
920
01:01:21,839 --> 01:01:27,079
who my name good night
921
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:28,640
you've
922
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,880
interrupted you've interrupted our
923
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:36,119
flower arranging dance exactly bum
924
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,640
fight oops I wonder if the Liberals in
925
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,400
the audience got that one typically
926
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,000
benelton I think you'll agree you are
927
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,520
not the benelton brothers you are the
928
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,160
dangerous Brothers you have ruined an
929
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,079
extremely funny flower ranging set
930
01:01:50,079 --> 01:01:51,359
you've been banned because you're too
931
01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:53,400
sexy and tooo violent and if you don't
932
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,520
get out we'll arrange you a bloody we
933
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,160
arrange do in a MAG moment B hold me
934
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:02,119
back hold me back hold me
935
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,440
back Saturday live ever since the
936
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,160
dangerous Brothers got banned not the
937
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:08,400
word admitting to being the dangerous
938
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,480
brothers are we D no
939
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,720
bigles get sexy that's what the p is
940
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:18,119
want is it you are more sex and more
941
01:02:18,119 --> 01:02:20,960
violence J 15 primary school children
942
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:24,039
can't be wrong get
943
01:02:24,039 --> 01:02:27,599
sexy no no
944
01:02:27,599 --> 01:02:29,920
no sexy get sexy sexy sadrian
945
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,680
demonstrate sex giggle giggle giggle
946
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,359
SL
947
01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:37,640
yeah all right that's more like it
948
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:40,720
music now get violen
949
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:45,319
SE now VI
950
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,200
viol this is pathetic we might as well
951
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,319
do it ourselves camera number seven
952
01:02:54,319 --> 01:02:57,599
please thank you very much what's going
953
01:02:57,599 --> 01:03:00,680
on stay tuned for some seriously
954
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,799
dangerous television later on you the
955
01:03:03,799 --> 01:03:06,760
punchline and make it violently sexy you
956
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,839
can't take that we need
957
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,599
it Mr mro had piles of money not
958
01:03:14,599 --> 01:03:17,599
hemorrhoids
959
01:03:22,839 --> 01:03:26,799
Jo silence and now ladies and gentlemen
960
01:03:26,799 --> 01:03:30,039
as a final tribute to Saturday live lady
961
01:03:30,039 --> 01:03:32,839
Adrien and myself would like to remove
962
01:03:32,839 --> 01:03:35,119
our
963
01:03:35,119 --> 01:03:37,559
genitals P
964
01:03:37,559 --> 01:03:40,240
technically are you ready lady Adrian
965
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,960
goodbye genitals going right down the
966
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:46,319
trases explod
967
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,760
out hey why
968
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,119
that good evening ladies and gentlemen
969
01:03:56,119 --> 01:03:57,520
this is the carbar outside London
970
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,000
weekend television and you're watching
971
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,160
danger Vision danger Vision yes danger
972
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,559
Vision we control the
973
01:04:04,559 --> 01:04:07,480
horizontal we control the
974
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:11,200
vertical and we control our PS
975
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,880
yeah this is danger Vision which brings
976
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,760
you soap
977
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,319
opera danger Vision which brings you
978
01:04:19,319 --> 01:04:22,319
Sport come
979
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:27,720
on danger Vision brings you Romance
980
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,359
and vision of course brings you comedy
981
01:04:31,359 --> 01:04:34,440
here's one for the moms and
982
01:04:38,079 --> 01:04:40,440
dads for executive who accidentally left
983
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:43,680
his car outside in the
984
01:04:45,039 --> 01:04:49,559
car get this car c
985
01:04:49,559 --> 01:04:55,200
202 this is our car this is our car
986
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:58,720
yes ladies and gentlemen as you know the
987
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,079
dangerous Brothers have been banned from
988
01:05:00,079 --> 01:05:02,680
LWT for being too sexy and too violent
989
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,640
well ladies and gentlemen tonight danger
990
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,680
Vision brings you for the first time on
991
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,279
British television the most sexy and the
992
01:05:09,279 --> 01:05:11,119
most violent item ever seen on British
993
01:05:11,119 --> 01:05:14,760
television San get sexcess I will now
994
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:18,640
remove my puns
995
01:05:27,319 --> 01:05:30,319
contact
996
01:06:07,119 --> 01:06:09,400
I'm
997
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:15,599
home I'm home unexpectedly
998
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,799
early excellent no one's
999
01:06:19,799 --> 01:06:25,400
home sex city here I come
1000
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,279
oh no he's come home
1001
01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:34,880
early oh God I'm
1002
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,079
stuck oh God oh
1003
01:06:39,079 --> 01:06:43,039
God BL me baby it's hot in here why
1004
01:06:43,039 --> 01:06:44,680
don't you take off all your clothes and
1005
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:48,039
lie down for a bit yeah that ought to
1006
01:06:48,039 --> 01:06:50,640
work just put on some kinky background
1007
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,640
music
1008
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,799
ret rard
1009
01:07:25,799 --> 01:07:29,240
go away there there's nobody here oh God
1010
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:33,359
oh God please go don't come
1011
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,480
in what's all the furniture doing over
1012
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,039
here
1013
01:07:45,039 --> 01:07:50,119
uh the house tipped up I beg your pardon
1014
01:07:50,119 --> 01:07:53,200
the the house it it just tipped up what
1015
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,920
do you mean tipped up it just it just
1016
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:59,119
tipped up didn't it well I find that
1017
01:07:59,119 --> 01:08:01,640
rather hard to believe yeah well you
1018
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,880
weren't here were you you were off
1019
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,240
gallivanting around the countryside W
1020
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:08,480
with all your mates at the dwarves
1021
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,440
convention why aren't you at the dwarf's
1022
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:15,079
convention uh well um I was unable to
1023
01:08:15,079 --> 01:08:17,719
get in uh to the convention uh on
1024
01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:22,600
account of their saying I was too
1025
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:26,239
tall and why aren't you at work
1026
01:08:26,239 --> 01:08:31,199
ah um um I'm
1027
01:08:34,799 --> 01:08:38,159
Ill we the
1028
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:41,600
try is that why you're wearing a nurse's
1029
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:45,440
hat I'm not wearing a nurse's hat yes
1030
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:48,359
you are no look go away you've got to go
1031
01:08:48,359 --> 01:08:50,080
away You're tiring me I need complete
1032
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:53,000
rest why are you wearing this nurse's
1033
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,040
hat ah uh that nurse's hat yes
1034
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,239
well I I must have fallen into it when
1035
01:08:58,239 --> 01:09:00,920
the house tipped up I never heard of a
1036
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:02,960
house tipping up yeah well it bloody
1037
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,359
well does in Star Trek Star Trek's a
1038
01:09:05,359 --> 01:09:07,159
spaceship isn't it it's not a house it's
1039
01:09:07,159 --> 01:09:10,159
not really a spaceship they film it in a
1040
01:09:10,159 --> 01:09:14,600
house do they yeah
1041
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:21,279
bastards so uh you're really ill are
1042
01:09:21,279 --> 01:09:23,920
you
1043
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,159
yes right
1044
01:09:26,159 --> 01:09:29,080
well get this
1045
01:09:31,159 --> 01:09:34,159
then God
1046
01:09:34,159 --> 01:09:36,520
God what are you doing I thought you
1047
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,359
might want to watch television no thank
1048
01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:39,600
you
1049
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:47,359
no that enough no no no rich rich no I'm
1050
01:09:47,359 --> 01:09:49,440
not here I'm not I'm getting better I'm
1051
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:51,560
getting a lot better really gosh I feel
1052
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,279
like going jogging now I'm so much
1053
01:09:53,279 --> 01:09:57,320
better now don't like
1054
01:09:57,679 --> 01:10:01,560
I wonder who that can be H it's uh
1055
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:06,360
probably some friends of mine uh dwarves
1056
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,120
uh unfortunate dwarves like myself uh
1057
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:12,440
who were too tall to get into the proper
1058
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:14,640
dwarves convention so we thought we'd
1059
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:18,080
have our own tall dwarves convention in
1060
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,880
the living room privately I hope you get
1061
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:24,199
better soon
1062
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,920
there's no one
1063
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:35,040
here after that there isn't much of a
1064
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,760
door come
1065
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:45,199
in get out get out but you haven't paid
1066
01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:47,080
me yet well you haven't done anything to
1067
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,560
me yet you've been in the bloody
1068
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:50,440
cupboard all
1069
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:54,880
afternoon who's that
1070
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,719
who's
1071
01:10:57,719 --> 01:11:00,199
what who's that you just pushed out of
1072
01:11:00,199 --> 01:11:04,239
the window um that was the uh the doctor
1073
01:11:04,239 --> 01:11:06,080
oh yeah and why' you push him out of the
1074
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:09,560
window uh because he was the Flying
1075
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,400
doctor fair
1076
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:15,400
enough um just one more thing yes why
1077
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:19,239
are you wearing a rubber Latex nurse's
1078
01:11:19,239 --> 01:11:22,199
uniform
1079
01:11:22,199 --> 01:11:26,360
uh um because I am the doctor's
1080
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,280
assistant really well it's not very
1081
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,000
assisting to push the doctor out of the
1082
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,719
window is it no in my considered opinion
1083
01:11:33,719 --> 01:11:35,120
I would say there was something a bit
1084
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:37,639
more like hampering which just goes to
1085
01:11:37,639 --> 01:11:39,840
show how much you know about the medical
1086
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:42,600
profession oh yeah well shall I tell you
1087
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,159
what I think no I think you've
1088
01:11:45,159 --> 01:11:47,199
handcuffed yourself to the lighting
1089
01:11:47,199 --> 01:11:49,679
fitment whilst this unconscious
1090
01:11:49,679 --> 01:11:51,320
prostitute they wait for you in the
1091
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:53,960
wardrobe ready to emerge at a given
1092
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:57,639
signal to beat you for money what a
1093
01:11:57,639 --> 01:12:01,120
perverted little mind you must
1094
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:03,520
have I wonder who that can be it's
1095
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:06,120
probably the dwares you stay
1096
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:09,000
here I want to see the dwarves show me
1097
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,960
the dwarves I want to see the
1098
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:14,639
dwarves
1099
01:12:14,639 --> 01:12:17,679
hello we've got the cream do you want it
1100
01:12:17,679 --> 01:12:18,960
messy or
1101
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:23,120
clean will this soapa stay not bad and
1102
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:28,600
these are the Wes are
1103
01:12:29,159 --> 01:12:32,159
they
1104
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:39,760
uh yes H these are the smle brothers uh
1105
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:42,920
that's uh Dennis and
1106
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:47,199
uh Tim and God I've forgotten his name
1107
01:12:47,199 --> 01:12:50,159
my name is Martin yes oh yes that's
1108
01:12:50,159 --> 01:12:53,800
Martin he's the girl of the family I
1109
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,400
think there's probably been a little
1110
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,880
problem here isn't there bit of a mixup
1111
01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:00,560
we're not dwarves at all we're cool girl
1112
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,960
prostitutes booked by a certain sir
1113
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,560
Adrian
1114
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:07,440
dangerous God yes we're here for an
1115
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,360
afternoon of romance and
1116
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:12,360
bondage
1117
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:22,199
really happy birthday
1118
01:13:22,199 --> 01:13:26,639
Richard happy birthday
1119
01:13:26,639 --> 01:13:30,120
oh happy birthday oh I see oh well in
1120
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:31,480
that case I think we should let bygones
1121
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:34,040
be bygones so Adrian fetch my surgical
1122
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,320
gloves Right girls this could be are you
1123
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:38,679
making a film in here uh no no this is
1124
01:13:38,679 --> 01:13:40,719
strictly a private Arrangement yeah what
1125
01:13:40,719 --> 01:13:43,120
do you think we are pervy what are all
1126
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:45,760
those cameras
1127
01:13:48,159 --> 01:13:51,199
then oh god
1128
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um good afternoon ladies and gentlemen
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we are the dangerous Brothers ha
1130
01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:58,120
dangerous Brothers my name is Richard
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01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:59,960
dangerous and this is Sir Adrian
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01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:03,560
dangerous haha sir Adrian
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01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,040
dangerous thank you and this week ladies
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01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,800
and gentlemen well this afternoon it's
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01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,960
uh oh God oh God it's
1136
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:16,239
uh competition time ha it's what
1137
01:14:16,239 --> 01:14:18,679
competition time uh although this may
1138
01:14:18,679 --> 01:14:20,600
look on the surface like a sworded
1139
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:23,480
sexual diance yes that's certainly what
1140
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:27,639
it looks like it is in fact a play it's
1141
01:14:27,639 --> 01:14:30,120
all a play that we have constructed for
1142
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,520
you the viewers containing all the
1143
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:36,600
elements of excitement romance theater a
1144
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:39,040
sweaty nurse a sweaty nurse yes thank
1145
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:40,080
you very
1146
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:42,719
much so that you the viewer have the
1147
01:14:42,719 --> 01:14:44,800
opportunity to write your own ending to
1148
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,120
a television
1149
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:49,760
play write your own ending to a
1150
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:53,199
television BL yes viewers simply phone
1151
01:14:53,199 --> 01:14:55,920
in now with your desired ending D yeah
1152
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,040
and we're not talking about your knobs
1153
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:00,400
no we're not talking about your knobs
1154
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,280
simply phone in now
1155
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,760
viewers bloody hell that was
1156
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:07,960
quick it's a Mrs Henderson from Strath
1157
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:11,080
Clyde Mrs Henderson from Strath Clyde
1158
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:13,840
hello Mrs Henderson and what is your
1159
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,719
desired
1160
01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:18,040
ending I find that rather hard to
1161
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:21,040
believe
1162
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,679
very funny indeed Mrs Henderson and your
1163
01:15:28,679 --> 01:15:30,639
prize is an evening of unparalleled
1164
01:15:30,639 --> 01:15:33,080
intimacy with the dangerous brothers so
1165
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:34,159
Adrian have you got the chainsaw
1166
01:15:34,159 --> 01:15:36,080
certainly have right we'll be around in
1167
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:39,800
half an hour Hy
1168
01:15:55,239 --> 01:15:58,239
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