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Nothing like 16 hours of sleep
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to really get
the most of your day.
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Huh? Oh, totally.
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Is this the documentary
you've been working on?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
It's not ready though.
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I get it, I get it. No spoilers.
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I'll just make my breakfast
and get out of your hair.
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Why does the sky look like that?
Is that a filter?
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That's the sunrise.
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You do know what a sunrise
looks like, right?
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Mind if I take a peek?
I won't tell anyone.
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No offense, Lil, but I'm kinda
keeping it to myself for now.
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Come on! You haven't shown me
anything yet.
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- What are you hiding?
- It's not that.
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I just need my privacy, okay?
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I'll see you later.
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I have an early morning
shoot tomorrow.
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Early morning shoot?
What do you mean? What time?
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And what are you shooting?
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Just let me in!
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Honey, please!
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You're stressing out
Colonel Quack.
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I'm just frustrated.
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I want to help Jack
with his documentary,
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but he's being all private
about it for no reason.
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He's entitled to his privacy, hon.
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But I'm his half-sister.
I can help!
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Just because you live
under the same roof now,
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doesn't mean you can be
in his business 24/7.
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Maybe you're right.
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I should give him his space
in this house.
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He'll appreciate that, honey.
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Mwah.
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But out of this house,
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his whole stinking life
is fair game!
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All I gotta do is wake up early
to see what he's hiding.
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Easy!
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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Turns out, to wake up early,
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you just gotta stay up all night
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with only your thoughts.
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Has Jack always had a mustache?
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Get it together, Lily!
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Gotta stay awake.
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Decaf!
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Is this why
he's been so secretive?
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‘Cause he's out here
making money?
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Mornin', Sam.
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Morning, Mr. Calm.
How are the kids?
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Can't live with 'em,
can't live without!
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- Hey, save me those funnies!
- Yes, sir.
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Mr. Calm?
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Jack's got kids?
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What is happening?
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I gotta get in there.
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What is this place?
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Oof-- Ow!
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You got any ID?
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Of course.
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Let me just get you...
some coffee!
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Ah! Not decaf!
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Hey, get back here!
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Attention all units.
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Keep an eye out
for a suspicious person.
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Red toque. Wild, bloodshot eyes.
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Over and out.
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Come on, big dog, you got this.
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I gotta be careful.
How am I supposed
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to get around here undetected?
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Ugh! Why do they keep ordering
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these dang
child-sized jumpsuits?
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Hmm.
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Perfect.
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Yeah, she couldn't handle
how much I recycle.
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Beautiful day, isn't it?
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It is a beautiful day!
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- Do you own a red toque?
- What? No!
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I love showing off
my natural curls.
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That's right, Roger,
leave no bottle unturned.
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We can't have our water
polluted by some infiltrator.
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Man, this factory's security
is intense.
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It's just water.
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Hey John,
crazy weekend, huh?
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Wait! Is that--
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That's right!
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What happens in Tisdale,
stays in Tisdale.
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Aha! Jack marks the spo...
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- Hello, Mr. Calm.
- Ah!
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What are you--? How did--?
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I can't believe this!
It's not even 7 AM!
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Well, start believing,
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‘cause this coffee mustache
is burning my nose hairs
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and I'm ready to cause a scene!
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So, start talking!
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Fine! I'll explain.
But then, you gotta leave.
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This is a serious invasion
of my privacy, Lil.
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I got a job here.
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Yeah, you gotta give me
more, bud.
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All of my favorite documentaries
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are about evil corporate
corruption.
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I figure,
if I just do my job and record,
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the factory's dark secrets
will reveal themselves.
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- And have they?
- Um, not yet.
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But I am in good standing
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for employee of the month again.
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Show me your eyes! The intruder
has red bloodshot eyes.
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Huh? Who is he looking for?
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About that...
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He's looking for you? Lil!
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See what happens
when you invade my privacy?
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I just wanted to know
about your documentary.
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- Ugh, come on.
- Whoa! No! Wait!
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You being here
has made everything worse.
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Let me help you.
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Quick, hide!
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- Hey, John.
- Oh, h-h-hey, Joey.
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Hey, thanks for the vacation
rec, by the way.
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The wife loved it.
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Whoa! Who's this? You new?
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No!
In fact sh-he was just leaving.
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Hey there.
The name's Crrrrr... amp?
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Cramp Ssssss... tanchion.
Yeah, Cramp Stanchion.
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Uh, Cramp, were you asking
where the donuts were?
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Let me show you.
Sorry, Joey, we gotta run.
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I'll grab you a fritter.
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Oh! He remembered my favorite!
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Quick! Get in here.
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There's no donuts in here.
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Just more dumb water.
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Lil, you gotta get out of here
right now.
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But you've gotten zero
usable footage.
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I could help you actually
get to the bottom of things.
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You just have to trust me
and my skills.
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Whoa!
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What happened to Batch Zero?
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Mr. Calm?
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You've tainted
our company's top secret,
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ultra-pure spring water!
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Just had a little accident.
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We have it all under control.
Right, Cramp?
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You're working
with the intruder?!
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No! I can explain!
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Jack, I farted.
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Ugh. This water
tastes like farts!
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What about "Water:
You literally need it to live"?
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- Yes.
- Yes, very good.
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And we present, H30!
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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Great. Now we're sitting ducks
for security,
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and my doc is ruined.
None of this...
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would have happened if you just
let me have my personal space.
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Okay, yeah,
I shouldn't have followed you.
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But I only did it
because you couldn't let me in,
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- and that hurt my feelings.
- You want in? Fine!
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This documentary
has been really hard!
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I've got nothing.
Working solo sucks!
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And my mom
does all of her movies herself.
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So why am I having
such a hard time?
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Am I that bad?
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You don't have to follow
exactly in her footsteps, right?
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So, these are the rats
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that have been farting
in my prized water.
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I'm disappointed in you,
Jonathan.
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- Mr. Sloshwell!
- Ugh!
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- I can explain!
- I'm sorry, John.
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No CEO enjoys
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sending his two-time employee
of the month to prison.
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But you leave me no choice.
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No! No! No! No! No!
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Well, when the police get here,
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you'll have to explain
why you illegally employed
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a 13-year-old boy!
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John?! You were the best man
at my wedding.
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I'm gonna be sick! Ugh!
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I wouldn't celebrate just yet.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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Oops!
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Trespassing was bad enough.
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But you ruined Batch Zero.
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That was our golden goose.
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People were paying top dollar
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for plain, old tap water
with a dumb fancy name.
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No matter,
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we'll just sell them
the fart water,
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now with natural essence.
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And while you two
rot in a jail cell,
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I'll be rich as ever!
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Umph! I love money.
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Yes, um, get me the police.
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You're a monster!
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Looks like you win, Sloshwell.
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But, it'd be a shame
if everyone knew about...
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Batch Zero.
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Huh! Listen, let's not be rash.
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I'll drop the charges
if you don't leak that audio.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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Sir, why did you let them go?
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It's better they left
before they realize
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what's really going on in here.
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Ugh! Taste like farts!
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Oh man, I can't believe it!
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I uncovered
their whole operation!
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I think you mean "we."
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Okay, you're not wrong.
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I told you I could help.
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But you still shouldn't have
followed me.
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Yeah, my bad. Next time,
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I'll just harass you even more
until you let me join.
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Since we can't share this audio,
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tomorrow we'll find something
new to record. Right?
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- We start at 6:30 AM.
- I'm there.
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Lil, wake up!
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♪ Me and you,
together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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♪ Me and you,
together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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