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Nothing like 16 hours of sleep

to really get the most of your day.

Huh? Oh, totally.

Is this the documentary you've been working on?

Uh, yeah, yeah. It's not ready though.

I get it, I get it. No spoilers.

I'll just make my breakfast and get out of your hair.

Why does the sky look like that? Is that a filter?

That's the sunrise.

You do know what a sunrise looks like, right?

Mind if I take a peek? I won't tell anyone.

No offense, Lil, but I'm kinda keeping it to myself for now.

Come on! You haven't shown me anything yet.

- What are you hiding? - It's not that.

I just need my privacy, okay?

I'll see you later.

I have an early morning shoot tomorrow.

Early morning shoot? What do you mean? What time?

And what are you shooting?

Just let me in!

Honey, please!

You're stressing out Colonel Quack.

I'm just frustrated.

I want to help Jack with his documentary,

but he's being all private about it for no reason.

He's entitled to his privacy, hon.

But I'm his half-sister. I can help!

Just because you live under the same roof now,

doesn't mean you can be in his business 24/7.

Maybe you're right.

I should give him his space in this house.

He'll appreciate that, honey.

Mwah.

But out of this house,

his whole stinking life is fair game!

All I gotta do is wake up early to see what he's hiding.

Easy!

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

Turns out, to wake up early,

you just gotta stay up all night

with only your thoughts.

Has Jack always had a mustache?

Get it together, Lily!

Gotta stay awake.

Decaf!

Is this why he's been so secretive?

‘Cause he's out here making money?

Mornin', Sam.

Morning, Mr. Calm. How are the kids?

Can't live with 'em, can't live without!

- Hey, save me those funnies! - Yes, sir.

Mr. Calm?

Jack's got kids?

What is happening?

I gotta get in there.

What is this place?

Oof-- Ow!

You got any ID?

Of course.

Let me just get you... some coffee!

Ah! Not decaf!

Hey, get back here!

Attention all units.

Keep an eye out for a suspicious person.

Red toque. Wild, bloodshot eyes.

Over and out.

Come on, big dog, you got this.

I gotta be careful. How am I supposed

to get around here undetected?

Ugh! Why do they keep ordering

these dang child-sized jumpsuits?

Hmm.

Perfect.

Yeah, she couldn't handle how much I recycle.

Beautiful day, isn't it?

It is a beautiful day!

- Do you own a red toque? - What? No!

I love showing off my natural curls.

That's right, Roger, leave no bottle unturned.

We can't have our water polluted by some infiltrator.

Man, this factory's security is intense.

It's just water.

Hey John, crazy weekend, huh?

Wait! Is that--

That's right!

What happens in Tisdale, stays in Tisdale.

Aha! Jack marks the spo...

- Hello, Mr. Calm. - Ah!

What are you--? How did--?

I can't believe this! It's not even 7 AM!

Well, start believing,

‘cause this coffee mustache is burning my nose hairs

and I'm ready to cause a scene!

So, start talking!

Fine! I'll explain. But then, you gotta leave.

This is a serious invasion of my privacy, Lil.

I got a job here.

Yeah, you gotta give me more, bud.

All of my favorite documentaries

are about evil corporate corruption.

I figure, if I just do my job and record,

the factory's dark secrets will reveal themselves.

- And have they? - Um, not yet.

But I am in good standing

for employee of the month again.

Show me your eyes! The intruder has red bloodshot eyes.

Huh? Who is he looking for?

About that...

He's looking for you? Lil!

See what happens when you invade my privacy?

I just wanted to know about your documentary.

- Ugh, come on. - Whoa! No! Wait!

You being here has made everything worse.

Let me help you.

Quick, hide!

- Hey, John. - Oh, h-h-hey, Joey.

Hey, thanks for the vacation rec, by the way.

The wife loved it.

Whoa! Who's this? You new?

No! In fact sh-he was just leaving.

Hey there. The name's Crrrrr... amp?

Cramp Ssssss... tanchion. Yeah, Cramp Stanchion.

Uh, Cramp, were you asking where the donuts were?

Let me show you. Sorry, Joey, we gotta run.

I'll grab you a fritter.

Oh! He remembered my favorite!

Quick! Get in here.

There's no donuts in here.

Just more dumb water.

Lil, you gotta get out of here right now.

But you've gotten zero usable footage.

I could help you actually get to the bottom of things.

You just have to trust me and my skills.

Whoa!

What happened to Batch Zero?

Mr. Calm?

You've tainted our company's top secret,

ultra-pure spring water!

Just had a little accident.

We have it all under control. Right, Cramp?

You're working with the intruder?!

No! I can explain!

Jack, I farted.

Ugh. This water tastes like farts!

What about "Water: You literally need it to live"?

- Yes. - Yes, very good.

And we present, H30!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- Ooh! - Ooh!

Great. Now we're sitting ducks for security,

and my doc is ruined. None of this...

would have happened if you just let me have my personal space.

Okay, yeah, I shouldn't have followed you.

But I only did it because you couldn't let me in,

- and that hurt my feelings. - You want in? Fine!

This documentary has been really hard!

I've got nothing. Working solo sucks!

And my mom does all of her movies herself.

So why am I having such a hard time?

Am I that bad?

You don't have to follow exactly in her footsteps, right?

So, these are the rats

that have been farting in my prized water.

I'm disappointed in you, Jonathan.

- Mr. Sloshwell! - Ugh!

- I can explain! - I'm sorry, John.

No CEO enjoys

sending his two-time employee of the month to prison.

But you leave me no choice.

No! No! No! No! No!

Well, when the police get here,

you'll have to explain why you illegally employed

a 13-year-old boy!

John?! You were the best man at my wedding.

I'm gonna be sick! Ugh!

I wouldn't celebrate just yet.

- Huh? - Huh?

Oops!

Trespassing was bad enough.

But you ruined Batch Zero.

That was our golden goose.

People were paying top dollar

for plain, old tap water with a dumb fancy name.

No matter,

we'll just sell them the fart water,

now with natural essence.

And while you two rot in a jail cell,

I'll be rich as ever!

Umph! I love money.

Yes, um, get me the police.

You're a monster!

Looks like you win, Sloshwell.

But, it'd be a shame if everyone knew about...

Batch Zero.

Huh! Listen, let's not be rash.

I'll drop the charges if you don't leak that audio.

Deal?

Deal.

Sir, why did you let them go?

It's better they left before they realize

what's really going on in here.

Ugh! Taste like farts!

Oh man, I can't believe it!

I uncovered their whole operation!

I think you mean "we."

Okay, you're not wrong.

I told you I could help.

But you still shouldn't have followed me.

Yeah, my bad. Next time,

I'll just harass you even more until you let me join.

Since we can't share this audio,

tomorrow we'll find something new to record. Right?

- We start at 6:30 AM. - I'm there.

Lil, wake up!

♪ Me and you, together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

♪ Me and you, together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪