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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:07,574 [computer beeping] 2 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,846 -Charlie? -Zoe? 3 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:15,281 -Hey! -Hi! 4 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:18,318 -How's it going? -Good. How are you? 5 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,253 Good. I haven't seen you in a while. 6 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:24,124 I know. It's be a while now, hasn't it? 7 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:25,592 This is my friend, Isaac. 8 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:29,129 -Hello... [indistinct] -Hello. Hi. 9 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:32,599 -Very nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 10 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:35,602 What's up, guys? 11 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:38,204 -Nothing, just hangin'. -Yeah? 12 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,706 I want-- I want to see you. 13 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:41,708 I want to catch up with you and stuff. 14 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:43,610 I know. I would love that. It's been a really-- 15 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:46,446 My place? You wanna have dinner here? 16 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,149 -Yeah! Yeah! -Maybe, like... 17 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:51,151 I don't know. Have a dance party or something? 18 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:53,686 Yeah, let's do that. Let's have a dance party. 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,289 Fuck, yeah. Awesome. Cool, that'll be fun. 20 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:59,626 Um, tomorrow, or what are you thinking, this weekend? 21 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:02,595 -Yeah, tomorrow night? -Can I bring some people? 22 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:04,831 What? 23 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:08,268 Can I bring some friends, or is this-- Is it a party? 24 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:11,805 To be totally clear, just 'cause I don't wanna... do this. 25 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:15,275 Uh... we're interested in having a threesome, 26 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:17,610 and we're wondering if you're also interested in this. 27 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,413 I mean this with complete respect. 28 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,749 I just feel like we should be upfront about 29 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,751 what kind of we're interested in 30 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:28,288 and, uh, and not kind of, you know, 31 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:31,224 feel like we're luring you into any weird situation 32 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,426 where your expectations are different. 33 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:37,230 I just-- I wanted to be upfront about that, if that's okay. 34 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:44,337 -Uh, are you-- -I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. 35 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,840 Wait, are you guys serious? 36 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,643 Wait. Are you-- Are you serious? 37 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:54,447 -We were, like-- -Is this a joke? 38 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:58,718 -Okay. Well-- -It's not a joke. 39 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,254 I'm sorry if I upset you or anything. 40 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,323 We were, like, talking about threesomes-- 41 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:06,226 I feel like you guys are punking me or something. 42 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:10,363 We're not punking you, I... We-- No, we... 43 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:12,765 were talking about threesomes and stuff, 44 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,802 and, like, and your name... came up. 45 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:18,738 And my name came up? 46 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,607 Yeah. I mean we weren't-- I wasn't-- 47 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,375 -Look... -I didn't know that we were gonna-- 48 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:25,345 Just let me handle it. Look, I-I... 49 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:26,679 you seem like a great person. 50 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,548 I think it could be a lot of fun. 51 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:30,617 Uh, we're having a dinner tomorrow night. 52 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,852 Maybe you wanna come to dinner just to, like... 53 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,555 It's not-- We're not, like, having a dinner. 54 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,423 We're having dinner, and maybe you could be there, 55 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,592 and we could get to know each other better. 56 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,662 -Um... -I do want you to come to dinner. 57 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:44,964 I wanna hang out-- I do wanna hang out with you 58 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,267 and catch up with you and have dinner. 59 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:51,271 Okay, wait. This is not a joke? This isn't a joke. 60 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,573 Okay, I'm just gonna make this really clear. 61 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:56,376 It's not-- It's not a joke, but if you come to dinner, 62 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,011 -and you're not interested-- -Wait. 63 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,979 I'm just gonna end the call. 64 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,848 It's been really nice talking to you. 65 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:04,250 I'm glad that we got to meet over here, 66 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,386 uh, and I will talk-- we'll talk to you soon. 67 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,521 -Um, okay, yeah. - I think it's... 68 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,256 Just hopefully you come to dinner, 69 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,658 and it'd be great to see you at dinner. 70 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,360 Just to clarify, just to clarify. 71 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:15,528 -Farewell. -Uh... 72 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:16,930 -[beeping] -Uh... 73 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,268 It's all on the table. 74 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,003 I guarantee you, she texts you tomorrow 75 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,838 and says, "I'm coming to dinner." 76 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,640 I don't think you can make that guarantee. 77 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,342 I guarantee it. 78 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,445 I absolutely, 100% promise you 79 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:35,515 that that's probably what's gonna happen. 80 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,684 I think I probably am just not gonna have a relationship with her anymore. 81 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,419 -That's fine. -That's okay. 82 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:41,387 -And yet, you know... -Thank you for... 83 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:42,989 ...the most honest thing prevails. 84 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,958 [sighs] 85 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:46,659 What are you gonna do? 86 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,295 -There's nothing I can do. -Right. 87 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,698 ♪ 88 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:20,526 ♪ 89 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,109 I think the text message "Down for dinner" 90 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,811 also means that she's down for a threesome. 91 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,913 -Yeah, maybe. -I know! Yes! 92 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,715 -Yes, that's what it means. -Yeah, maybe. 93 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,784 Yeah, maybe. 94 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:48,021 I don't know, man! This is so exciting! 95 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,922 This is, like-- This is honestly-- 96 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,759 I've been wanting to do this for so long. 97 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,394 I know, I know. 98 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:55,928 It means it's probably gonna happen. 99 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,830 That's the best part about it. 100 00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:00,066 Are you not nervous at all about it? 101 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:02,001 I just feel like... 102 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,003 I'm about to have this incredible experience 103 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,639 with this, I think, pretty cool chick 104 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:08,408 and my best friend. 105 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,043 [mutters] Yeah. 106 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:13,613 I'm your best friend, too, right? 107 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,983 I feel so put on the spot when you ask me that sometimes. 108 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:18,518 I just wanna know. 109 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:19,986 Because you never call me your best friend, 110 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,688 but I feel like I am your best friend. 111 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:23,990 I don't wanna throw that around. 112 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,859 It's not throwing it around if it's a real thing. 113 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,898 I just wanna know that I have a best friend! 114 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,000 It so weird. I'm always calling you it, 115 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:35,968 and you never say... 116 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,705 Well, you call me your best friend too much. 117 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:41,541 All right, man. 118 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:44,477 Do you wanna just get your fucking place ready for this threesome? 119 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,112 I really wanna show each other our penises 120 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,381 before she comes over. 121 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,851 I think we should probably save that 122 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,953 for the actual thing. 123 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:56,989 If she turns out to be down, and we've never seen each other's penises before, 124 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,525 and we're in and we see it for that situation, 125 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,528 and we see it for the first time, there's gonna be a weird moment. 126 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:03,963 And I feel so insecure about this whole thing. 127 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,765 I don't want there to be a weird moment in it. 128 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,471 I don't... 129 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:13,806 ♪ 130 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,478 She's almost here, right? And... 131 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:20,880 I want us to do this before she gets here. 132 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,648 All right. 133 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,618 If this-- If it'll make you feel better, 134 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,620 I'm fine to do it. I just... 135 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:30,456 -It will. -All right. 136 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,493 Should we just turn and look on three? 137 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,528 -That's sounds fine. -Okay. 138 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:36,996 All right. 139 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,531 Okay. 140 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:42,635 [both] One, two, three. 141 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:46,839 [Charlie chuckles] 142 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:51,144 All right. I feel a lot better. Yeah. 143 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,112 Did you just laugh? 144 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,515 No, I got, like, a little nervous. 145 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,784 I don't think I laughed. 146 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,919 I feel better. I'm happy we saw. 147 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,788 We're gonna see 'em anyway. 148 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,923 Okay. 149 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:05,992 -Are you okay? -Yeah, this is great. 150 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:07,226 Okay. 151 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,895 Let's... 152 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,530 All right, I'm gonna pull my pants up. 153 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,999 Um, and then my dad told my little brother 154 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,868 he could, uh, get a, uh, a car-- 155 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,603 'cause he just got his license-- 156 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:22,208 for, uh, if he finished his community service hours. 157 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,112 So that was, I don't know, it's not that exciting, but-- 158 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:27,547 [Isaac] I'm gonna be really honest. 159 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,949 I'm a little bit distracted by the fact 160 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:32,552 that you're here right now. 161 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:36,289 I personally didn't think that you were gonna come over, 162 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:40,927 uh, after I mentioned the whole threesome idea. 163 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,129 -Oh, um... -Just gonna put that out there. 164 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,064 Oh, wait, okay. 165 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,268 I'm-I'm kinda wondering the same thing. 166 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,270 Are you... you're-- 167 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,105 You wanna do this? Is that what you're saying? 168 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,108 Wait, hold on. You... 169 00:07:56,142 --> 00:08:00,913 Okay, so you are asking me to have a threesome, basically. 170 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,649 Uh, I wouldn't say that we're asking you to. 171 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:04,984 -I don't think-- -Oh, okay. 172 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:07,687 Like, I guess I'm curious, 173 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,822 are you interested in a threesome? 174 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:12,725 And if not, that's okay, too. 175 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:14,927 We just want you to be comfortable. 176 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:18,664 That feels pretty much good to say, the way I said it. 177 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:22,068 Um... 178 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,103 [chuckles nervously] I mean... 179 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:28,140 You guys... 180 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,642 wanna have a threesome. 181 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,177 -I think we do. -Yeah. 182 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:33,346 Yeah, we just, we just... we just kinda wanna, like, 183 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:35,348 make sure that we're all understood. 184 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,750 Oh, I see. Okay. 185 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:40,353 Yeah, okay, we are. 186 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:43,289 -Understood. -We're-we're understood. 187 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:45,691 I don't think we need to even have any more dinner. 188 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,860 Yeah, I don't even think I could eat any more. 189 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:49,962 I've been eating a lot to try to get us... 190 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,297 Yeah. 191 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,932 -Yeah. -Okay. 192 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,668 Um, but thank you. The sweet rice was really good. 193 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,803 Oh, yeah, I was happy with how it came out. 194 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,672 Do you guys wanna discuss boundaries? 195 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,974 -I think so. Yeah. -Okay. 196 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:07,046 Maybe no, like... hardcore stuff. 197 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:10,182 I think it's best we define hardcore at the outset. 198 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,885 -Oh, okay, yeah. -'Cause I don't know. 199 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,921 I mean, I think we all might have different-- 200 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,389 Let's just all be on the same page 201 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,124 as to what hardcore actually means. 202 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:19,292 Actually, I have a good idea. 203 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:20,927 How about we just see if it occurs, 204 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,129 and then I'll just... say something? 205 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:24,864 I kinda prefer-- That could be dangerous. 206 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,265 -Yeah. -Oh, really? 207 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,833 Just kinda like... start touching each other. 208 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,235 Let's touch each other's hands. 209 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:31,170 -Um... Oh! -What are you doing? 210 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:33,105 I thought we could... I thought we could... 211 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,742 I don't know what I'm doing. I'm sorry. 212 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,811 I was trying to start some-- I don't know. 213 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:42,815 I-I personally feel just stiff and odd 214 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:46,085 and unnatural, and I think that maybe... 215 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:49,088 I don't know, like... get in our body or something. 216 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,823 Yeah, I think we should get in our bodies. 217 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:54,660 -Get in our bodies, you know? -Yeah. 218 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,796 ♪ 219 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:59,198 [man singing in French] 220 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:12,278 [Zoe giggles] 221 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,295 [Zoe pants] 222 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,363 [cloth rips] 223 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,365 [mutters] Oh, shit. 224 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:35,768 -[whispers] What? -[whispers] I ripped my dress. 225 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,704 [passionate moaning] 226 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,182 [passionate moaning] 227 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,997 Hey, hey. 228 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:08,100 -Hey, are you okay? -Hey, what's going on? 229 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,502 -Hey. -Hey. 230 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:11,003 [Isaac] What did you do, man? 231 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,105 -[Charlie mutters] -[crying] 232 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,340 -What'd you just do? -I didn't do anything. 233 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,909 Hey, what's going on? 234 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,411 What's wrong? 235 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:21,814 I don't know, I just got really... 236 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,883 Oh, my God, I'm embarrassed. 237 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,484 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 238 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,420 -I'm sorry. -It's okay. 239 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,889 -What's up? -Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 240 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,323 -What's wrong? -I just feel like-- 241 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,927 Oh, my God. 242 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,164 I just feel like I haven't been touched in so long. 243 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,200 Just so fucking lonely. I really... 244 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,070 Yeah, it's hard. 245 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,840 Oh! I'm just fucking pissed or something! 246 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:51,110 [softly] It's okay. It's okay. 247 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:53,512 I know... I know what you're feeling. 248 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,414 It's okay. 249 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,084 Is this-- Oh, my God... [growls] 250 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,453 -Do you wanna stop? -No. 251 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,422 I do not wanna stop. Let's take our pants off. 252 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,224 Let's take our pants off, okay? 253 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,959 -Okay. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's keep going. 254 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,261 Are you sure? All right. 255 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,130 Sorry, I'm just, like, can't believe I just did that. 256 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:13,265 Maybe we should like, we should take a second. 257 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,234 Oh, yeah, okay. 258 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,503 -Sorry, did I just... -No, no, no, no. 259 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,371 It's okay. It's really okay. 260 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,874 Look, we're all... We're all here together. 261 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,375 -Okay. -Okay? 262 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,511 I just, I don't know what's going on with me right now. 263 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:29,949 I'm just so overwhelmed. I feel like I haven't been touched in a really long time. 264 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:32,051 You know? Like, I just feel like, um... 265 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,920 I'm a little out of sorts or something. 266 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,388 -Okay. -Uh... 267 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,992 Anyway, um... 268 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,894 Maybe we should take a timeout? 269 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,896 No, no, no. Let's take our pants off. 270 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,331 Let's take our pants off. 271 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,932 I think this is a good id-- 272 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,502 This is a good time to take the pants off. 273 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,905 Off. 274 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,212 [whimpering] Will you guys come into bed with me? 275 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,047 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 276 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,452 All right. 277 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,954 [Zoe whimpers] 278 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:12,958 [Zoe sobs] 279 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,130 -I'm so sorry. -Are you still crying? 280 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:21,367 No. I'm not. I just need to be hugged. 281 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,335 -Okay. -I'm sorry. 282 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,603 -Okay, just-- -It's fine, okay. 283 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,872 I'm just totally fucking around. 284 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,378 [Isaac] Charlie... 285 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,013 -Hmm? -Get in here, man. 286 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,182 Okay. Um... 287 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,895 Oh, sorry. 288 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,567 [Zoe] Will you hang on for a second? -Yeah, yeah. 289 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,269 -I just feel like-- -I honestly think this might not-- 290 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,971 Oh, God. Are you okay? 291 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,140 -Sorry. -It's okay, it's okay. 292 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,176 -Are you okay? -Guys, I really think we should stop. 293 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,912 [laughs] Oh, my gosh. 294 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,582 -I am so sorry I hit your head. -It's okay. It's okay. 295 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:12,551 This is, like, a real overwhelming, emotional thing for me. 296 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,320 -It didn't hurt. -I'm sorry. 297 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,189 I just-- I honestly think that is not going that-- 298 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,524 No, no, no, it's fine. 299 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:22,061 This is completely just connected, that's all. 300 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,963 It's connected. 301 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,000 Please just... hold me. 302 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,401 [sighs] 303 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:33,606 [Zoe breathing deeply] 304 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:38,644 [whispers] It's fine. 305 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,582 It's okay. 306 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,001 -Don't worry about it. -Just get in. 307 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,469 I'll get in, I'll get in, I'll get in. 308 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,271 -Come on. -Stop. 309 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,039 Just try to get in. 310 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,475 -[Zoe moaning] -[Charlie whispers] Okay. 311 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:12,144 -Come on. -I can't. I really can't. 312 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:16,148 [Zoe moaning] 313 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,217 [Isaac] Come on. 314 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,485 Charlie. 315 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:23,222 [bed squeaking rhythmically] 316 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,556 Dude, I'll close the door. 317 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,530 [rock music playing loudly] 318 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,033 [Zoe moaning loudly] 319 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,242 [passionate moaning] 320 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,614 [panting] 321 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,250 [passionate moaning] 322 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,419 [sighs] 323 00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,456 -Good morning. -Yeah, good morning, yeah. 324 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,626 Wearing my, uh, my boxers and T-shirt. 325 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,328 Yeah. [nervous chuckle] 326 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,796 Thanks for letting me wear them. 327 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,064 No worries. 328 00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,066 Um... 329 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,234 so, yeah, man. I... 330 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,502 The threesome didn't go down 331 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,404 how we thought it was gonna happen. 332 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,039 -It's all right, man. -Okay, cool. 333 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,307 -All good. -All right. 334 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,742 It's just like I wanna make sure you and I 335 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,545 are on the same page and are cool. 336 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:20,612 -We're good. -We're good? 337 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,281 We're good. How is she? 338 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,116 -She's good, man. -She seemed like, uh... 339 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,617 What was going on with her? 340 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,721 She just got out of a really intense relationship, 341 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:32,358 uh, and so she's very stirred up. 342 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:35,761 But, uh, I think last night was really good for her. 343 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,397 -Good. -Yeah. 344 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,632 So, um... 345 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,735 you know... 346 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:46,438 I-I just feel like I was happy to be there for her 347 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:50,642 in that moment, and I felt like... 348 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,312 you know... 349 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,548 what happened was... what happened. 350 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,686 As far as I go, I left. 351 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,721 I came in here. I, like... 352 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,323 had a little "me" time, did a little reading. 353 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,325 I just went, you know what? 354 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,626 I think I'm gonna simplify this 355 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,762 and-and leave the room. 356 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:12,765 I-I really appreciate that. 357 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:16,435 Um, I'm gonna spend a couple days at her house. 358 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:18,504 We're gonna kind of get to know each other a little better. 359 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,373 -Okay. Wow. -Yeah. Yeah. 360 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:22,641 -So... -Wow. 361 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,576 Yeah. 362 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,346 -Good for you guys, man. Wow. -Thanks, brother. 363 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,648 You know, really. I'm really happy to, like... 364 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:31,517 make that connection. 365 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,152 You were the connection-maker. 366 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,254 It feels like she was just speaking 367 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,523 the same language as me. 368 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,659 Like, she, uh... 369 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:44,830 she could understand... 370 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,799 like... 371 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,368 the-the craziest nuances 372 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,437 of everything I was trying to say to her. 373 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,806 And-and I could-- I felt the same way 374 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,307 about what she was saying to me. 375 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,177 It felt cosmic, you know? 376 00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,778 -Wow. -Yeah. 377 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,680 -It's so good. So good. - Yeah. 378 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,315 It was really special, man. 379 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,684 -Oh, that's so good. -Yeah. 380 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,486 It's... 381 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,822 It makes me wanna cry. It makes me wanna laugh. 382 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,391 It makes me wanna sing and dance. 383 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,595 I'd sing right now. I just don't wanna wake her up. 384 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,497 Oh, man. 385 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,365 All right, brother. 386 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,834 Be well. 387 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,735 [clears throat] Be well. 388 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,639 [door opens and closes] 389 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,843 [sighs] 390 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,412 [passionate moaning] 391 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,453 ♪ 392 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,436 You're my girlfriend now? 393 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,770 I guess so. 394 00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,972 And I'm your boyfriend now? 395 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,574 I mean, I'd almost feel silly. 396 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:03,976 -I know. -Right? 397 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,644 Should we not put labels on it? 398 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,246 I don't know. 399 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,815 I think... 400 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,750 No, I think that... I think that-- 401 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:13,485 -What do we call each other? -I don't know. 402 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,722 Do we introduce each other to everyone in our lives? 403 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,824 Um... 404 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,792 'Cause I want everyone to know who you are. 405 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,295 Like, I'm proud of you. Like, you're... 406 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,264 like, you're an extension of me. 407 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,299 Yeah. 408 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,305 It's so wild, 'cause it's just like-- 409 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,740 Girlfriend. I hate that word. 410 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,575 -I know. -You know? 411 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,677 -It's so trivial. -Yeah. It feels-- Yeah. 412 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,647 -It feels like we're going to the mall together. -And we're in middle school. 413 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,383 -Like a movie. "Here's my girlfriend." -Yeah. 414 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,385 -I don't wanna go to the mall with you. -I don't either. 415 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:49,955 -I wanna go to the moon with you. -Yeah. 416 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,296 Should we get married? 417 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,402 -Let's get-- -I feel like we should just get married. 418 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,537 -Let's get married. -You know? 419 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,439 I feel like we should just get married. 420 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,308 Let's just get married. 421 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,410 [both gasp] 422 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,580 Oh, my gosh! Really? You want to? 423 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:15,914 I wanna marry you. 424 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,016 [gasps] Really? 425 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,352 -I wanna marry you. --Oh, my gosh, that's so-- 426 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,055 -Let's get married. -Holy shit. 427 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,957 Let's just get married. 428 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,593 We're not-- We're not going too fast, right? 429 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,962 I don't know. Who cares? Whatever! 430 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,331 I feel like fuck it, right? I mean, let's just go for it. 431 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,833 -Yeah! -You'll do your photography. 432 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,902 I'll figure out what my thing is. 433 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,870 What do you-- What do you-- What is your thing? 434 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,939 -I don't even know. -What do you mean? 435 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,675 -I don't know what my thing is. -How do you live? 436 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,011 I-- My-- I just, like, figure out how to make money. 437 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:48,480 I'll, like, cater and bartend and-- 438 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,582 Oh, I love that. Just moment by moment. 439 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,351 I'll just, like, figure it the fuck out. 440 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,353 Yeah. 441 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,788 Um... 442 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,790 So... 443 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,759 -We're getting married. -We're getting married. 444 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,061 Do you wanna live here? It's like... 445 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,930 Like, you would just live here, right? 446 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,699 I would just live here. Uh, I'll-- I mean, 447 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,401 We'll just move all my... 448 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,969 I've got a few bags right now. 449 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,871 I don't have much stuff. 450 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:18,977 What if this is our ring? 451 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,014 Instead of having rings, we'll just use this. 452 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,384 And we can just carry this around. 453 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:29,421 -Okay. -And it's like... 454 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,723 no one will know why we're carrying around 455 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,592 this little ball except us. 456 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,427 Oh, I love that. 457 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,795 But do we have to have a tennis ball? 458 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,030 It's kinda disgusting. 459 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,531 I think we have to embrace it. 460 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:40,899 Maybe 'cause it's the moment. 461 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,735 -Yeah, okay, yeah. -'Cause it's... 462 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:48,674 Oh, Allie, you're part of our little triad. 463 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:52,978 She's the one that decided that this is the rings. 464 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:54,680 [gasps] 465 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,481 Thank you. 466 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:57,816 Wait, so did she just marry us right now? 467 00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:59,618 She just married us right now. 468 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,753 We're married now? 469 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,822 Well, I think we should have a proper ceremony. 470 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:04,990 No, no, we should have a proper ceremony. 471 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,825 Sit. 472 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:08,493 Speak. 473 00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:11,697 [both howling] 474 00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:16,635 -[rock music playing] -♪ From all my wounds 475 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,004 ♪ In my life 476 00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:23,508 ♪ It took everything in me 477 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:28,046 ♪ To get over, over you 478 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,882 ♪ And I'm still trying 479 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:33,118 Charlie: Mom, Mom, you're not listening. 480 00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:35,721 I didn't ever care about the sex. It wasn't about that. 481 00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,023 She and I had a crush on each other when we were younger. 482 00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:39,458 That's all. 483 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:40,992 Honey, I really need to focus. 484 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,594 I cooked beautifully. 485 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:45,497 I cleaned my apartment beautifully. 486 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,100 I was so nice to her when she was crying. 487 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,535 Was I acting weird? 488 00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,037 I could have been acting kinda weird. 489 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,939 Honey, I really need to do this work. 490 00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:55,574 I might have been acting really weird. 491 00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:57,709 I honestly think you're looking at it 492 00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,778 from a different... from the wrong perspective. 493 00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:01,980 I think you need to shift your perspective on it. 494 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:03,648 The key in these situations, 495 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,450 if you're gonna have a threesome, 496 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,452 is to know that, first of all, 497 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,054 they're always gonna choose one or the other. 498 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:11,223 Even if it's not a physical choice, 499 00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:14,459 energetically, there's gonna be a choice. 500 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:16,828 Do you remember the time, about a year and a half ago, 501 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,930 when I went to the Wu-Tang Clan concert back in Seattle? 502 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:21,099 And I went with that guy Robert? 503 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,668 And at the last minute, he pulled an extra ticket, 504 00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:25,604 and he's like, "Do you want to invite a friend?" 505 00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:27,739 I was like, "Yeah. My friend Lucy's in town." 506 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:30,909 And so, uh, the three of us end up going to Seattle. 507 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:33,245 We're at the concert, we're drinking, 508 00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:35,881 we're, you know, we smoked a little weed, 509 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,216 and we end up back at the hotel, 510 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:42,020 and pretty soon I realized, you know, 511 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,622 I knew what was up. 512 00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:45,056 It was gonna be a threesome. 513 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,826 So... [chuckles] 514 00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:51,830 I started feeling the vibes that he was choosing her. 515 00:23:51,863 --> 00:23:53,732 And, mind you, we'd been drinking 516 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,201 these cucumber mint mojitos. 517 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,637 And I looked down. 518 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,839 I don't know what came over me, 519 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:03,175 but I had this burst of inspiration, 520 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:06,678 and I grabbed that cucumber, 521 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:10,282 and I started using it on him. 522 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,184 Yeah. I got weird. 523 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,019 He loved it. 524 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:17,255 All of a sudden, it was all about me. 525 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,691 He chose me. 526 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:21,793 And I gotta tell you, ever since I've been doing that, 527 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,963 I've been getting so much D. 528 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:28,633 Like, an astonishing amount. 529 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,835 Mom! 530 00:24:33,338 --> 00:24:36,675 "Schedule your civil ceremony." 531 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:40,011 -Tomorrow you'll have my last name. -Twenty-five dollars? 532 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:44,115 Tomorrow, you'll be, like, a different person. 533 00:24:46,351 --> 00:24:47,719 I... 534 00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:51,022 I kinda like my last name. 535 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:55,627 Well, we're gonna get married. You gotta take my last name. 536 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,863 But I like my last name. 537 00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:59,331 But... 538 00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:01,867 Can we do a hyphen or something? 539 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:04,703 I don't know. 540 00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:06,137 -That's kinda weird. -Yeah. 541 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,806 But my last name's better. 542 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,741 What if you took my last name? 543 00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:15,313 What if you took my last name? 544 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:19,217 I-I... People made fun of me for my last name my whole life. 545 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,319 I'll do it, yeah. 546 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,021 You'll take my last name? 547 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:25,357 Kind of a way out for me. I'm into it. 548 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:27,859 -You got a weird last name. -It's a bad last name. 549 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:30,862 It's kind of... I just don't really think I'd want that. 550 00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:33,365 -No! I don't want it. -Is that bad? 551 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:36,167 No. Let's get out of that last name and go to your last name. 552 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,670 Oh, cool! My dad will love that! 553 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,172 [rain pattering] 554 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:45,911 -What should we do now? I mean, It's kind of... -I don't know. 555 00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:48,880 Do you wanna say some-- I feel like we should say something. 556 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:52,918 I promise to be loyal! 557 00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:55,387 -And I promise... -Are you joking right now? 558 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,123 No, I'm serious. I thought you were supposed to do that. 559 00:25:58,156 --> 00:25:59,791 I thought you were joking for a sec. 560 00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:01,293 -Oh, my God! -I got kinda scared. 561 00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:03,094 -I'm so sorry. -It's totally cool. 562 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:05,030 -What? -'Cause the way you were doing it, 563 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,098 it seemed like you were joking. 564 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:09,100 I thought that was a grand statement or something. 565 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,902 No, I-- No, it was great. 566 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:13,838 -I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. -Oh. Okay. 567 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:19,044 I vow to never leave your side, no matter what! 568 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:23,281 And if things get hard... 569 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,184 I'll be right there, by your side! 570 00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:29,754 And I will not leave! 571 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,691 And I want everyone to hear that! 572 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:34,326 Oh. 573 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,095 That I will not walk away! 574 00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:40,966 I will remain loyal... 575 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:44,869 and I will be with you, no matter what! 576 00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:46,972 Oh. Wow. 577 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:49,975 [rain pattering] 578 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:53,678 We need-- We need to exchange something to each other. 579 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,113 -That's what we need to do. -Yeah. 580 00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:57,048 Yeah, we need to exchange something. 581 00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:59,050 Like, I'll cut some of my hair off. 582 00:26:59,084 --> 00:27:00,418 Just little bit. I mean, it's-- you know, whatever. 583 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,953 I'll burn mine, I don't care. 584 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,254 I cut these with kitchen scissors. 585 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,791 This is the beginning of our life together. 586 00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:09,260 [whispering] This is the beginning of our life together. 587 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:16,134 ♪ 588 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,937 -[rock music playing] ♪ I can hear you from the wayward ♪ 589 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,172 ♪ And I can picture it 590 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:26,978 ♪ Let it go, we all lose control ♪ 591 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,751 ♪ So let it be 592 00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:36,755 ♪ You're free to feel what you want ♪ 593 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:44,796 ♪ There's no such thing as fate ♪ 594 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,699 ♪ You'll see 595 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:56,274 ♪ There's no such thing as faith ♪ 596 00:27:56,307 --> 00:27:59,044 ♪ Believe 597 00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:05,450 Whoo! 598 00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:10,922 Let's just wrestle! [laughing] 599 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,291 I'm gonna change my status on Facebook 600 00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:16,294 from "single" to "married" now. 601 00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:17,429 Oh, my God. 602 00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:19,764 [laughing, shouting] 603 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:21,499 Can you imagine a little baby right here? 604 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,369 -Nice to have a feeling, wouldn't it? -Yeah. 605 00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:27,238 We'll have the baby. 606 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:28,973 Okay, so, wait. How many do you wanna have? 607 00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:31,109 -Like, four. -Me, too! 608 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,877 I wanna have so many kids. 609 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,245 Actually, like, I wanna have, like, six. 610 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,480 And maybe adopt a couple. 611 00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:51,396 'Cause I-I spent fucking... 612 00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:54,499 25 fucking years... 613 00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:57,102 trying to be the guy that's coming into a group, 614 00:28:57,135 --> 00:29:00,405 being like "Like me! Like me!" and no one fucking likes me, 615 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:02,107 and I'm sick of it. 616 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,475 I'm... 617 00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:06,111 I'm never gonna be that guy again. 618 00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:08,880 And now that I have you, 619 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,950 I don't have to be that fucking guy anymore. 620 00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:14,252 It's just you and me... 621 00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:18,556 And that's it. 622 00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:24,462 I mean, maybe now that we have each other that... 623 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:27,465 like, we don't have to... 624 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,567 prove something? 625 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:32,437 Yeah. 626 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:46,017 -[rock music playing] ♪ From all my wounds 627 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:48,520 ♪ In my life 628 00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:52,557 ♪ It took everything in me 629 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:57,862 ♪ To get over, over you 630 00:29:57,896 --> 00:30:01,633 ♪ And I'm still trying 631 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:06,070 ♪ Now I'd be lying if I said I wasn't lonely ♪ 632 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:09,541 ♪ Baby, reach out and hold me 633 00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:14,145 ♪ And tell me my wrongs 634 00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:17,315 -Maybe I can have a cigarette? -Yeah, why don't you have a cigarette, 635 00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:19,984 -and I'll kick it in here. -Okay. You don't mind that I have a cigarette? 636 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:22,887 -No. -Okay, cool. 637 00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:25,089 -Oh, I forgot-- -You didn't know that I... 638 00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:27,892 I think that's something we could probably 639 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:29,460 talk about at some point, right? 640 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,397 Like, if that gets in the wa... 641 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,665 -Yeah. -Yeah, it's like... 642 00:30:33,698 --> 00:30:35,667 Yeah. Of course. Fine. 643 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,569 -Yeah, I just... -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 644 00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:40,004 Like, maybe we can just... Those are things 645 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:42,440 that we can talk about as the as the relationship 646 00:30:42,473 --> 00:30:45,577 moves forward, right? -Of course. Of course. 647 00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:47,345 -Can I wear this? -Yeah, that's fine. 648 00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:50,215 I feel like a little... not like I... 649 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:53,585 -Yeah, not in, like, a controlling way or anything. -No, no, no, no. 650 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:56,054 It's kinda like... it's a... 651 00:30:56,087 --> 00:30:59,591 It's the taste and stuff, of the cigarette in mouth. 652 00:30:59,624 --> 00:31:02,060 -Could you taste it? -No, no, no. 653 00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:04,495 I just-- That's something that I've been exposed to, 654 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,131 and I know what it tastes like. 655 00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:08,499 It's not a big deal. 656 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,468 Have a cigarette, enjoy yourself. 657 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:12,403 Okay. 658 00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:15,974 -We're great. -You don't care? 659 00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:17,709 -No, it's totally cool. -Okay. 660 00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:19,244 -I'm gonna go. -Okay, okay. 661 00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:20,345 -I'm gonna have one. -All right, bye. 662 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,413 [rain pattering] 663 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,086 I can-- I can hear you, uh... 664 00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:30,188 I can hear you-- Oh, just 'cause... 665 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,390 there's this thing. 666 00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:35,627 -Hi! Are you mad at me? -Hey. No. 667 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:38,162 -You're mad at me, right? -No, I'm not mad, I'm not mad. 668 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:40,565 -You would tell me, right? -I'd tell you right away. 669 00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:42,133 -Promise? -Mm-hmm. 670 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,434 Okay. 671 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:48,106 If you sit right here, I can watch you. 672 00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:49,507 Why don't we just wait until you get back inside? 673 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,142 -Okay. -Okay. 674 00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:56,180 I love you. 675 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:57,482 Love you. 676 00:31:57,515 --> 00:31:59,183 Can you say it again? 677 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:00,585 -Love you. -[whispers] I love you. 678 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,989 [rain pattering] 679 00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:12,363 [Charlie] I'm so ha-- I'm so happy! 680 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:14,599 [laughs] Oh, you do? 681 00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:18,403 [laughs] I love that about you. I love that about you. 682 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,204 [laughs] 683 00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:21,539 I love it! 684 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:23,775 Oh, I love it! I love it! 685 00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:27,679 Oh, what's up, guys? So, what's going on? 686 00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:30,014 What's going on? 687 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,616 What's going on? 688 00:32:36,387 --> 00:32:38,456 Hey! Hey! 689 00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:40,558 [rain pattering] 690 00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:48,466 [birds twittering] 691 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:08,219 ♪ 692 00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:31,843 Did it rain on us last night? 693 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:35,446 Oh, fuck, there's a leak in the roof. 694 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,648 I fucking just fixed that. 695 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:43,421 -[groans] -[chuckles] It's okay. 696 00:33:43,454 --> 00:33:46,858 -Do you drink coffee? -Uh, do you have tea? Do you have herbal tea? 697 00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:49,827 -Herbal tea. Uh... -Do you have decaf? 698 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,663 I don't-- I don't think I have decaf. 699 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,400 -Okay. -Um... 700 00:33:57,568 --> 00:34:00,271 I'll take a coffee. That sounds great. 701 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:07,145 -Good morning. -Good morning. 702 00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,517 -[lawn mower buzzing] -[dog barking in distance] 703 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:18,389 [hammering in distance] 704 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,898 [hammering continues] 705 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,167 -It's good. -It's good. 706 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,636 We'll figure out any weirdness and rough patches. 707 00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:33,538 -Yeah. -It's kinda natural. 708 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:36,541 -You know? Like... it's just natural. -Yeah. 709 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:39,210 -Okay. I love you. I'll see you soon. -Okay. 710 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,779 Do what you need to do. I'll do what I need to do. 711 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:43,548 Okay. 712 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,450 Bye. 713 00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:47,785 ♪ 714 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,455 [Zoe] I'm actually am having a huge problem with my roof, 715 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:53,524 and I wanted to see, um... 716 00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:56,427 It's just-- I had it fixed last-- 717 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:59,230 I had it fixed last year and it's still leaking. 718 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,631 And I don't know if you know anything about roofs, 719 00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:03,701 but it's, like, a huge puddle. 720 00:35:03,734 --> 00:35:05,636 It doesn't seem to go-- 721 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:08,773 Do you work in that department, in roofs? 722 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,386 Yeah, I've had-- I've had, like... 723 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:25,756 They've come out five times or something already. 724 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,672 Okay. 725 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,476 Do you think it's the roofing company that's... 726 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:49,413 that's the problem? Or do you think, um, it's my roof? 727 00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:51,182 [man, on phone] Well... 728 00:35:55,253 --> 00:35:57,955 [Isaac] I'm really trying to expand my group of friends. 729 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,324 I mean, Reek, we see each other in the laundry room sometimes, 730 00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:01,826 and, you know, I think there's something there. 731 00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:05,563 I remember, uh, I was doing laundry, 732 00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:08,966 and you came in, and, uh, you didn't have enough quarters to finish your dry cycle. 733 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,836 And I had some extra quarters, 'cause I'm always well-prepared for things, 734 00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:14,839 and, um, I gave them to you, and you were really appreciative of it, 735 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:18,309 and that made me feel very good. 736 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:20,645 Because a lot of times you do stuff for people, they don't really appreciate it. 737 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:23,014 I wanted to get a couple guys from the apartment complex 738 00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:25,249 to come by, have some brewskis, 739 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:27,618 have some pizza, that's Margherita pizza. 740 00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:30,254 I also got the barbeque chicken pizza, 741 00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:33,391 which has kinda more of a party vibe to it, uh, 742 00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:36,360 and I wanted to share some pretty exciting news that I have, 743 00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:38,863 uh, kind of just, with a new group of friends. 744 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:42,667 Last night, me and the girl of my dreams 745 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,935 decided to get married. 746 00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:45,636 We decided to tie the knot. 747 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:46,938 Congrats. 748 00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:48,539 Mazel tov. 749 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:51,275 Congratulations. That's incredible. 750 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,544 You and Zoe, you decided you're gonna get married? 751 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,913 Yeah, we just decided to jump in. 752 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:58,449 We didn't want to wait around 753 00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:00,952 to let the relationship develop or whatever. We both felt it. 754 00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:03,888 We wanted to take the feeling that we had and just dive in. 755 00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:07,458 You went to the courthouse and you got married? 756 00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:09,060 We had a ceremony at her place. 757 00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:10,761 Uh, we had a bunch of candles lit. 758 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,863 It was very romantic. 759 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,632 And just, you know, we just wanted to do it right. 760 00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:16,033 Mazel tov. 761 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,469 -Wow. -Exciting news. 762 00:37:18,502 --> 00:37:20,671 -I'm so happy for you. -Thank you, Charlie. 763 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,340 I really appreciate it. 764 00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:24,475 I'm thinking about taking the day-- 765 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:26,544 I might go camping. 766 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,412 I might-- I might just go out into the wilderness 767 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:30,615 and just kinda go... 768 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:33,351 "This is me! This is the world!" 769 00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:35,686 You find yourself in that environment, 770 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,388 and you probably appreciate it more being away from her. 771 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,689 -Yeah. -Yeah. 772 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:40,992 Because you know, you guys know 773 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:43,561 that you have a connection when you're with each other, 774 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:46,564 but you also need to know that you can be your own separate people. 775 00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,666 That's where most relationships go wrong, 776 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:50,768 and you guys are heading that off from the start, and that's fucking smart. 777 00:37:50,801 --> 00:37:52,103 That means a lot, man. 778 00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:53,838 And, you know, I... 779 00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:55,940 I can see, you know, 780 00:37:55,973 --> 00:37:58,442 I can see us hanging out more, you know? 781 00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:00,011 Instead of just seeing each other around the apartments, 782 00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:02,580 the apartment complex, it can be like, 783 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:04,582 "Hey, wanna come over for a cup of coffee in the morning?" 784 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,751 -A brewski, you know? -I like that. 785 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:09,353 -You know? -I love that. 786 00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:12,356 I mean, we're best friends, and so having some new blood 787 00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:15,059 and having some new energy around here will be so great. 788 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:17,795 I mean, this could be the new group. 789 00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:19,897 I think we should all show each other our penises. 790 00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:22,500 I think we should all take our penises out 791 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,902 and-and-and show them to each other 792 00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:27,838 and see who we all really are. 793 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,510 All right, man. 794 00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:35,713 -I love you. -I love you, too, man. 795 00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:38,115 Can you say it without saying "man"? 796 00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:43,054 I just feel like it means more. 797 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:45,523 You know what I mean? I love you. 798 00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:53,831 I'm in a really good place right now, 799 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:56,400 and I'm just trying to, like... you know? 800 00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:59,003 I'm just trying to kinda keep it protected. 801 00:38:59,036 --> 00:39:02,073 So, uh... 802 00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:05,476 -Gotcha. -I'll see you soon. 803 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:06,477 Cool. 804 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:08,045 Take care of yourself, man. 805 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,414 -Yeah, you-- -All right? 806 00:39:11,816 --> 00:39:13,884 Unlock it. 807 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:16,053 [sighs] 808 00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:19,523 -[rock music playing] -♪ When will I be released 809 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:23,627 ♪ From, from your spell 810 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:27,198 ♪ I can't go on 811 00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:30,968 ♪ Living in this memory 812 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:34,038 [phone ringing] 813 00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:39,410 [ringing] 814 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:44,849 -Hello? -Mom. 815 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,985 [chuckles] Hey, honey, what are you doing? 816 00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:51,522 I'm driving to Zoe's house right now, 817 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:55,760 and I'm gonna go over there and... 818 00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:57,962 just tell her everything that I've been feeling. 819 00:39:57,995 --> 00:39:59,463 You know, I feel like she got 820 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:01,866 the wrong idea of me the other night. 821 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:06,137 And, uh, I just kinda wanna go over there and, like... 822 00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:08,873 show her my best self, you know? 823 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,674 Show her what I'm really about. 824 00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:18,182 I think-- I think that's a terrible idea. 825 00:40:18,215 --> 00:40:20,050 I don't think you should do that. 826 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,086 Oh, I'm actually-- 827 00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:24,221 I'm just calling to get some affirmation. 828 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:27,057 I'm not really looking for advice right now. 829 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,064 I think you're gonna embarrass yourself. 830 00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:40,771 That's just... 831 00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:43,974 Why do you have to do that, Mom? 832 00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:46,710 Why can't you just support me when I want you to support me. 833 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,017 Why can't you... 834 00:40:55,853 --> 00:40:59,590 Okay, I-I love you, Mom. I'll call you later. 835 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,761 [Mom sighs] 836 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,104 [screams] 837 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,674 ♪ 838 00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,055 ♪ 839 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:47,872 [Isaac] "One last hurrah. 840 00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:52,042 "Everybody deserves it. 841 00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:56,213 "Because I'm getting 842 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,616 married." 843 00:42:02,319 --> 00:42:05,890 "Time to be on my own 844 00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:09,927 "with the love in my heart. 845 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,863 "Camping time. 846 00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:15,332 Peace." 847 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:19,136 "Peace out." 848 00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:21,071 Peace out. 849 00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:22,840 [groans] 850 00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:34,051 "Camping. Marriage. 851 00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:39,290 Life is amazing. Life is amazing." 852 00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:43,827 Why am I fucking saying it twice? 853 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,296 Life is amazing. 854 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,864 "Camping. Marriage. Life is amazing." 855 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:48,265 Great. 856 00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:57,741 Yeah, that looks... That looks really good. 857 00:42:57,775 --> 00:43:01,145 [Charlie] Then I-- Yeah, it kinda got away from me. 858 00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:03,681 I didn't really know what we were doing 859 00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:05,149 or what was going on. 860 00:43:05,182 --> 00:43:06,417 [Zoe] Oh, my gosh. 861 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,085 [Charlie] And so I just said, okay. 862 00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:10,254 You know what I'm gonna do? 863 00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:12,289 I'm gonna go do my thing. 864 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:13,958 -Yeah. -And I'm gonna let them do their thing. 865 00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:15,960 Yeah, I mean... 866 00:43:15,993 --> 00:43:18,696 There's no weirdness now, you know? 867 00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:21,131 Like, I... I feel good. 868 00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:22,766 Cool. 869 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,069 -Yeah. I feel really good. -Cool. 870 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:28,105 You seem like you-- You seem good. 871 00:43:28,138 --> 00:43:30,841 Um... 872 00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:33,777 Thank you. [chuckles] 873 00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:35,412 Yeah. You're welcome. 874 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:39,249 Oh, man, I gotta clean this... shithole up. 875 00:43:40,818 --> 00:43:43,053 You want some help? 876 00:43:43,087 --> 00:43:45,322 I mean... 877 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,891 Did you want help just putting some-- 878 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,760 Yeah, sure, that'd actually be really nice. 879 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,730 Yeah, thank you. Yeah. Let's do that. 880 00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:55,733 Okay. [chuckles] 881 00:43:55,766 --> 00:43:57,835 ♪ 882 00:44:27,898 --> 00:44:31,335 I was roofied once and woke up on a stretcher. 883 00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:34,071 -Seriously? -Yeah. It was fucked up. 884 00:44:34,104 --> 00:44:36,306 In Bellevue in New York, 885 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,776 which is the psych ward. 886 00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:40,344 -Oh, shit. -Yeah. 887 00:44:40,377 --> 00:44:42,079 Why... why... 888 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:43,747 I don't even know what happened. 889 00:44:43,781 --> 00:44:46,250 I just... was in a bar and I had a drink or two 890 00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:48,385 and then... 891 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,487 Yeah, I woke up in the hospital. 892 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,990 Do you know what happened? 893 00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:54,858 Okay, this is the really weird part, 894 00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:59,997 but I actually left before they discharged me. 895 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:01,298 What does that mean? 896 00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:03,133 Like, normally you go to the hospital, 897 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,334 you have to be discharged. 898 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,904 I actually was still so out of it 899 00:45:06,937 --> 00:45:09,506 that I found myself strapped on this thing, 900 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:13,277 and I woke up in my little high-heeled outfit, 901 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,446 and I started taking the straps off, 902 00:45:15,479 --> 00:45:17,081 and I walked out. 903 00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:20,551 I was strutting out of this hospital in my... 904 00:45:20,584 --> 00:45:24,254 miniskirt and high heels, going... 905 00:45:24,288 --> 00:45:26,256 -Yeah, I went to a diner. -So you just left. 906 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:28,092 I just left. 907 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,160 And you went to a diner? 908 00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:32,162 [laughs] I went to a diner. 909 00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:36,166 -Oh, my God. -Really bad. 910 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,435 I think it is coming from, like, the area 911 00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:40,104 that you think it's coming from. 912 00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:42,272 But do you see that crack over there? 913 00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:44,842 -Yeah. -Where there's streaks of water? 914 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:46,510 You mean the separation of the beams? 915 00:45:46,543 --> 00:45:48,445 -Okay, do you see those streaks? -Yeah. 916 00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:50,280 I think those are water stains. 917 00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:52,182 And I think that the water's coming through that crack-- 918 00:45:52,216 --> 00:45:54,017 Oh, those are water stains! 919 00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:55,452 -And making those... -Oh, my God. 920 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:58,055 -...of where it's coming from. -Oh, my God. 921 00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:00,357 I'm thinking it's coming out of that screw over there. 922 00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:01,959 It's clearly right there. 923 00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:03,961 Well, yeah, I really wanna, like... 924 00:46:03,994 --> 00:46:06,230 I don't know. I wanna, like, stop it or something. 925 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:08,065 I wanna, like... 926 00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:11,502 I mean, should I get some putty or something? 927 00:46:11,535 --> 00:46:13,871 Uh... Yeah, no, yeah. 928 00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:16,473 I don't know what you put up there. 929 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:18,375 They way you said "putty" was kinda funny. 930 00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:20,577 Oh. Um... 931 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:23,147 -Yeah. Uh... -Yes, do you have-- 932 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,415 -Like an art supply putty? -Sounds good, yes. 933 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,217 -Do you have putty? -Yeah. 934 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:30,854 Great. I'll put some on there, if you bring me the putty. 935 00:46:34,091 --> 00:46:37,060 Okay, I'm gonna, uh... 936 00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:40,931 I'm gonna make a call really quickly, okay? 937 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,166 -Sure. -I'll be right back. 938 00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:43,367 Okay. 939 00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:49,339 Hi! It's me just calling to say hi. 940 00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:51,542 I wanted to see what you're up to. 941 00:46:51,575 --> 00:46:53,977 And... yeah. 942 00:46:54,011 --> 00:46:56,647 Thinking about you a lot and our... 943 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,116 our... fun night. 944 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,385 And... 945 00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:02,586 just missing you. 946 00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:04,154 So call me. 947 00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:06,356 All right. Bye. 948 00:47:14,231 --> 00:47:16,533 ♪ 949 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,302 [wind blowing] 950 00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:09,152 It became this, like, incredible feeling of, like, 951 00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:11,188 this is the whole world, right here. 952 00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:13,724 It safe and it's-- there's trust, 953 00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:15,392 and we can hurt each other. 954 00:48:15,425 --> 00:48:18,695 And it's okay because we're there and whatever. 955 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,732 And the next morning, we went our separate ways. 956 00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:24,201 And that night, she fucked some waiter 957 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:25,602 from the restaurant down the block. 958 00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:27,070 She fucked someone? 959 00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:29,506 I came over to her place afterwards, 960 00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:33,076 and I saw in her bed there was, like, the waiter's... 961 00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:35,145 the waiter's notebook thing? 962 00:48:35,178 --> 00:48:36,647 [chuckles] 963 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,415 And it was just so fucking stupid 964 00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:42,286 'cause it was like we were addicted to these feelings, 965 00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:45,422 but, like... 966 00:48:45,455 --> 00:48:48,558 It wasn't real. We didn't... 967 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,428 We'd be, like, driving in the car next to each other. 968 00:48:51,461 --> 00:48:54,197 I'd look-- I'd be driving, 969 00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:56,366 I'd look over to her in the passenger seat 970 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,202 and realize that we had nothing to say to each other. 971 00:48:59,236 --> 00:49:04,007 We had nothing other than these intense feelings that... 972 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:06,476 Holy shit, wait. You really felt like 973 00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:09,379 you had nothing in common the whole time? 974 00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:11,214 We didn't know each other. 975 00:49:11,248 --> 00:49:14,117 Oh! Mm! Wow! 976 00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:17,554 Yeah. Fuck, I really, like... 977 00:49:17,587 --> 00:49:19,556 Oh... 978 00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,427 [sighs] Yeah. I, uh... 979 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:30,634 Yeah, I feel like I'm in a weird place right now, 980 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:33,036 because... 981 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:38,408 Nah, I... 982 00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:45,148 ♪ 983 00:50:12,242 --> 00:50:14,211 [spits] 984 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:20,550 [Zoe] Hey, it's me. I'm just calling to say hi. 985 00:50:20,584 --> 00:50:22,586 Uh, call me back. 986 00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:25,789 I wanna see how your day's going and... 987 00:50:25,822 --> 00:50:28,492 Uh, yeah, just hear what you're doing. 988 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:31,228 And, uh... 989 00:50:31,261 --> 00:50:34,297 I guess, just... 990 00:50:34,331 --> 00:50:37,601 make sure, I don't know... 991 00:50:37,634 --> 00:50:39,536 your day's good. 992 00:50:39,569 --> 00:50:41,838 So, uh... 993 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,707 call me. 994 00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:46,643 I miss you. Uh... 995 00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:48,812 Okay. Bye. 996 00:50:54,651 --> 00:50:56,620 [crickets chirping] 997 00:51:08,432 --> 00:51:11,168 -Well, that's gross. -What is this? 998 00:51:11,201 --> 00:51:13,336 A vase. Oh! 999 00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:16,106 Oh, it's a vase. 1000 00:51:17,607 --> 00:51:19,743 I got it in Santa Clarita. 1001 00:51:20,777 --> 00:51:22,913 This is disgusting. 1002 00:51:22,946 --> 00:51:25,148 I know. I was gonna ask you how old this stuff is. 1003 00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:26,716 This is really, really bad. 1004 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,785 I don't know, a day or two or something. 1005 00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:30,854 -Oh, okay. -I hate leftovers. 1006 00:51:32,689 --> 00:51:35,258 Well... 1007 00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:41,531 I feel like I'm kind of getting tired, and-- 1008 00:51:41,565 --> 00:51:43,266 I know, yeah. 1009 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,335 Thank you so much for coming by. 1010 00:51:45,368 --> 00:51:48,405 I'm sorry I'm serving you this disgusting food right now. 1011 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,440 No, it's cool. 1012 00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:52,709 I really appreciate that you came by, you know? 1013 00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:55,512 -Yeah. -I feel like a phone call would have sort of... yeah. 1014 00:51:55,545 --> 00:51:57,214 It would have been weird. 1015 00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:59,216 I happy to... I happy that I... 1016 00:51:59,249 --> 00:52:01,685 Thank you for being cool about al this. 1017 00:52:01,718 --> 00:52:03,420 Yeah, of course. 1018 00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:04,955 Yeah. 1019 00:52:04,988 --> 00:52:07,390 Um... 1020 00:52:07,424 --> 00:52:08,792 I... yeah. 1021 00:52:08,825 --> 00:52:10,927 This table is, um... 1022 00:52:12,362 --> 00:52:15,365 -Old. -Yeah, it's old. 1023 00:52:15,398 --> 00:52:17,300 Um, well, I feel like-- 1024 00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:19,302 I know. I know. I... 1025 00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:21,805 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna leave in a second. 1026 00:52:21,838 --> 00:52:24,407 -Um... -Okay. 1027 00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:26,610 I didn't mean that like... 1028 00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:29,946 What I'm-- I... I'm like... 1029 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:32,349 Sorry, I know I'm being weird right now. 1030 00:52:32,382 --> 00:52:34,784 I, uh... 1031 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,653 -Are you... -I'm being weird, yeah. 1032 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:39,322 I'm telling you that I'm being weird right now. 1033 00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:40,991 I'm trying to, like, get... 1034 00:52:41,024 --> 00:52:42,792 gear myself up to tell you something 1035 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,361 that's kind of uncomfortable. 1036 00:52:44,394 --> 00:52:48,798 So I'm just... kind of in my head about it. 1037 00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:52,435 That's all. 1038 00:52:52,469 --> 00:52:56,439 Are you good or... 1039 00:52:56,473 --> 00:52:57,874 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1040 00:52:57,908 --> 00:53:01,745 Yeah. Um... Can we, like-- Can we get up from here? 1041 00:53:01,778 --> 00:53:04,848 I feel kind of stiff right now at this table, 1042 00:53:04,881 --> 00:53:06,550 and I would love to, like... 1043 00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:08,385 -Yeah. -Can we go in there? 1044 00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:09,653 Yeah. 1045 00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:11,688 I kinda just wanna, like, get up, move... 1046 00:53:11,721 --> 00:53:12,889 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 1047 00:53:12,923 --> 00:53:15,258 My blood... 1048 00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:17,694 Do you want, like, a drink or something or... 1049 00:53:17,727 --> 00:53:19,596 Yeah, do you have any more of those water bottles? 1050 00:53:19,629 --> 00:53:20,864 Can I get a water bottle? 1051 00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:22,632 Thanks. 1052 00:53:24,901 --> 00:53:28,605 Sorry. Sorry that I'm being like this. 1053 00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:30,273 No, are you okay? 1054 00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:32,909 Yeah. Yes. No, I'm okay. You don't have to freak out. 1055 00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:35,912 I'm not gonna tell you that I have, like, an STD. 1056 00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:37,614 Okay, good, 'cause I... yeah. 1057 00:53:37,647 --> 00:53:39,516 -Whatever. Um... -Okay. 1058 00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:49,492 I got, uh, I got really turned on the other night 1059 00:53:49,526 --> 00:53:51,728 when were in the threesome. 1060 00:53:51,761 --> 00:53:52,963 -The threesome? -Yeah. 1061 00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,465 I got really turned on... 1062 00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:58,401 um, by you crying. 1063 00:53:58,435 --> 00:54:01,671 And I feel like I have to say that. 1064 00:54:01,705 --> 00:54:04,741 Because it's all that I've been thinking about. 1065 00:54:04,774 --> 00:54:06,610 And I, like-- I can't. 1066 00:54:06,643 --> 00:54:08,945 I literally can't get it out of my head. 1067 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:12,682 And I don't really know what to do about that. 1068 00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:14,684 So I just have to tell you that. 1069 00:54:14,718 --> 00:54:16,886 -Oh, uh... -That's all. 1070 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,055 -Huh. That's so weird. -Yeah. 1071 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,890 I mean, it's not weird, 1072 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,560 but I would never have thought that would have been a turn-on. 1073 00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:27,497 It's kind of... a little creepy. 1074 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:31,701 Yeah, it is. [chuckles] 1075 00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:34,604 -Because it is creepy. -It is creepy, right? 1076 00:54:34,638 --> 00:54:35,972 -Oh, the crying? -Yeah. 1077 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:37,841 No, no, no, the crying wasn't creepy. 1078 00:54:37,874 --> 00:54:39,909 I feel creepy. I feel creepy. 1079 00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:44,814 -Why? -'Cause I, um... 1080 00:54:44,848 --> 00:54:47,984 I got really turned on, sexually, 1081 00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:51,988 and I was also really moved emotionally, 1082 00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:55,959 and I had never felt those two things together before. 1083 00:54:55,992 --> 00:54:58,862 And I felt those two things together for the first time, 1084 00:54:58,895 --> 00:55:01,064 and it kinda blew my fucking mind, 1085 00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:03,366 and that's kinda all... 1086 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,469 I have this image that I can't get out of my head right now. 1087 00:55:06,503 --> 00:55:11,474 Um, and it's me and you, and, um... 1088 00:55:11,508 --> 00:55:13,677 And I'm, uh, I'm-I'm... 1089 00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:16,379 I start by I'm sucking on your nipples. 1090 00:55:16,413 --> 00:55:19,482 Um, and... 1091 00:55:19,516 --> 00:55:23,053 Um, I-I like, work my way down to your pussy, 1092 00:55:23,086 --> 00:55:25,655 and, um... 1093 00:55:25,689 --> 00:55:28,158 I, uh, and I call you "Mommy." 1094 00:55:28,191 --> 00:55:30,026 And I'm, like... 1095 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:33,563 I'm, like, nestled into your pussy, and, um... 1096 00:55:33,596 --> 00:55:35,632 and I'm, like, crying and I'm saying, 1097 00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:37,901 "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, I'm so sorry." 1098 00:55:37,934 --> 00:55:39,569 It was like I did something wrong, 1099 00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:43,573 and you're beating my head, um, to, like, punish me. 1100 00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:45,709 And, um, I'm like... 1101 00:55:45,742 --> 00:55:47,777 And then we fuck. 1102 00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:49,446 And I call you "Mommy" the whole time, 1103 00:55:49,479 --> 00:55:51,047 and I'm, like, talking in a baby voice. 1104 00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:52,649 And it... you know... 1105 00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:55,819 This is kinda... This is kinda weird actually. 1106 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:59,756 Because I have this weird, uh... 1107 00:55:59,789 --> 00:56:01,925 I have this biz... 1108 00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:03,827 I'm kinda embarrassed to say this, 1109 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:07,997 but I have this weird fantasy about, uh... 1110 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,134 having these enormous breasts. 1111 00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:13,069 -Huh. -And... 1112 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:16,005 But they're filled with so much milk. 1113 00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:19,676 And... you know... 1114 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:21,544 You're just sucking on them 1115 00:56:21,578 --> 00:56:24,981 and drinking all the milk from them. 1116 00:56:25,014 --> 00:56:28,952 You mean me? I? Me? Or just, like, a person? 1117 00:56:28,985 --> 00:56:31,020 Well, I guess it was anybody, 1118 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:34,491 but, you know, it's interesting that you have this... 1119 00:56:34,524 --> 00:56:37,894 Yeah. 1120 00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:40,764 And then you're kind of, like-- 1121 00:56:40,797 --> 00:56:42,799 I guess I have to sort of take care of you, 1122 00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:44,701 and you're just drinking my milk, 1123 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:46,236 but you're, like, my baby, 1124 00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:48,605 and I'm comforting you and you're crying. 1125 00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:51,908 But simultaneously, we're both kinda of getting off. 1126 00:56:51,941 --> 00:56:54,711 I don't know if we're rubbing each other 1127 00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,579 or what's happening. 1128 00:56:56,613 --> 00:56:59,115 -Oh, my God. -[laughing] 1129 00:57:03,820 --> 00:57:06,189 Um... that's fucking awesome. 1130 00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:08,191 That's really cool. That's like what I said. 1131 00:57:08,224 --> 00:57:09,659 Holy shit. 1132 00:57:09,692 --> 00:57:11,494 -That sounds really... -This is... 1133 00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:14,697 That sounds really fucked up, but it sounds really hot to me. 1134 00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:16,533 -I know. Why? -I don't know why. 1135 00:57:16,566 --> 00:57:19,202 I don't know. But I don't have big breasts. 1136 00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:21,504 -You have great boobs? -Do I have? 1137 00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:22,872 You haven't seen them, though. 1138 00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:25,842 I saw them through your dress the other night. 1139 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:26,776 You saw them through my dress? 1140 00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:28,611 I don't know. I mean, I get the picture. 1141 00:57:28,645 --> 00:57:30,013 They're great. You have good tits. 1142 00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:31,815 I don't have to see them to know that. 1143 00:57:31,848 --> 00:57:33,883 They're not a terrible... 1144 00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:36,152 They're kinda cute, I guess. 1145 00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:39,022 But in that fantasy, they're these kinda like 1146 00:57:39,055 --> 00:57:42,158 big, fat tits, you know? 1147 00:57:43,927 --> 00:57:45,094 -Can I... -Will you... 1148 00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:47,030 maybe... 1149 00:57:47,063 --> 00:57:50,533 like, just... 1150 00:57:50,567 --> 00:57:52,268 I don't know. Do you wanna touch them, maybe? 1151 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,103 Yeah, I do. 1152 00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:09,686 -Can I-- -Can you pretend they're big? 1153 00:58:09,719 --> 00:58:11,988 I don't have to, they're great. 1154 00:58:12,021 --> 00:58:15,191 I know, but I kind of love big boobs. 1155 00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:16,726 Isn't that weird? 1156 00:58:16,759 --> 00:58:18,895 No, I can pretend they're big, yeah. 1157 00:58:18,928 --> 00:58:20,864 Can I, um... 1158 00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:23,933 Will you go down... Will you go down here? 1159 00:58:23,967 --> 00:58:25,735 Yeah, so I'll go... 1160 00:58:25,768 --> 00:58:27,804 I'm gonna sit right here. 1161 00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:29,672 I'm gonna come-- I'm gonna go down there. 1162 00:58:29,706 --> 00:58:30,907 You're gonna go down here. 1163 00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:32,041 Okay. 1164 00:58:32,075 --> 00:58:34,344 And... 1165 00:58:34,377 --> 00:58:37,647 I guess you can just start by... 1166 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,849 touching my boobs. 1167 00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:41,150 Okay. 1168 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,253 We'll just go slowly. 1169 00:58:43,286 --> 00:58:46,322 You can touch my boobs, and then you can 1170 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,692 kind of mush them together a little bit. 1171 00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:51,928 Yeah, like that. 1172 00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:54,230 Ah, that feels good. 1173 00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:57,667 Will you, maybe, drink the milk? 1174 00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:02,739 -Can I call you Mommy? -Yeah, you call me Mommy. 1175 00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,974 -Ah! -Mommy. Mommy. 1176 00:59:05,008 --> 00:59:06,376 Oh. 1177 00:59:06,409 --> 00:59:09,846 Mommy, can I have more milk, please? 1178 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:11,381 Ohh, drink the milk. 1179 00:59:11,414 --> 00:59:12,982 Drink the milk. Keep going. 1180 00:59:13,016 --> 00:59:15,952 -Mommy? -Grab this one while you do it. 1181 00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:18,721 -Am I in trouble? -No, you've been a good boy. 1182 00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:20,390 Say that I'm in trouble. 1183 00:59:20,423 --> 00:59:23,192 You're in trouble. You've been a bad boy. 1184 00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,395 I'm sorry, Mommy! I'm sorry! 1185 00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:28,765 Will you grab my back while you do it? And just suck my nipple harder. 1186 00:59:28,798 --> 00:59:30,400 Mmm, that's good. 1187 00:59:30,433 --> 00:59:32,368 Mommy? 1188 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:36,339 Keep calling me Mommy. You've been a bad boy. 1189 00:59:36,372 --> 00:59:38,207 [Charlie crying] 1190 00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:42,679 ♪ 1191 00:59:53,456 --> 00:59:55,124 Zoe! 1192 00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:56,125 Zoe! 1193 00:59:57,860 --> 01:00:00,029 -Hey. -Hey, man. 1194 01:00:00,063 --> 01:00:02,031 -How's it going? -What, uh... 1195 01:00:02,065 --> 01:00:03,099 What are you doing here? 1196 01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:05,301 Yeah, I... Look, man, I... 1197 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:07,303 I just felt like there was stuff between us. 1198 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:10,306 I felt like there was static in the communication. 1199 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:14,277 And I wanted to come over here and clear the air. 1200 01:00:14,310 --> 01:00:16,879 You know? And look, man, I... 1201 01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:20,350 I've been kind of a jerk lately. 1202 01:00:20,383 --> 01:00:23,319 And I wanted to come over and apologize for that. 1203 01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:25,755 What's... what's that on your head, man? 1204 01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:27,256 Is that a baby's bonnet? 1205 01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:28,725 [laughs] Yeah! 1206 01:00:28,758 --> 01:00:30,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1207 01:00:30,393 --> 01:00:32,962 Oh, yeah, she's got all these little random things, 1208 01:00:32,996 --> 01:00:34,964 like, lying around the house. 1209 01:00:34,998 --> 01:00:37,033 And, uh, I threw it on my head as a joke. 1210 01:00:37,066 --> 01:00:40,169 I was like, "Whaaa! I'm a little baby!" 1211 01:00:40,203 --> 01:00:41,871 Cool, man. 1212 01:00:41,904 --> 01:00:43,139 Hey! 1213 01:00:43,172 --> 01:00:45,775 Hi! 1214 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:47,110 Come on in! 1215 01:00:50,279 --> 01:00:52,482 So I've been spending kinda the past day 1216 01:00:52,515 --> 01:00:54,317 thinking about what this is. 1217 01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:56,486 Like... is it real? 1218 01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:58,788 I feel like we jumped into this thing really fast. 1219 01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:00,490 But I-I-I just... 1220 01:01:00,523 --> 01:01:02,225 I haven't been able to get you out of my head. 1221 01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:05,728 And whether it's too fast or not, 1222 01:01:05,762 --> 01:01:07,063 that doesn't matter to me. 1223 01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:08,731 I think that this is... 1224 01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:11,334 This is real enough for me. 1225 01:01:11,367 --> 01:01:14,737 It's the realist thing I've ever felt. 1226 01:01:14,771 --> 01:01:16,906 And so, you know, 1227 01:01:16,939 --> 01:01:19,475 before we discuss either the threesome or whatever, 1228 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:22,512 I just wanna, like... 1229 01:01:22,545 --> 01:01:26,015 I wrote a song, and I wanna share it with you, so... 1230 01:01:26,049 --> 01:01:28,351 [clears throat] 1231 01:01:28,384 --> 01:01:30,953 This is my grandfather's guitar, 1232 01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:35,291 and he bought it when he married my grandmother. 1233 01:01:35,324 --> 01:01:37,060 Um, so... 1234 01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:39,362 he let me borrow it for this. 1235 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:43,966 [strumming loudly] 1236 01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:52,308 Hold on. 1237 01:01:52,341 --> 01:01:54,510 [strumming continues] 1238 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,385 ♪ Zoe, I know we jumped in quick ♪ 1239 01:02:02,418 --> 01:02:05,488 ♪ But you are everything that is so fantastic ♪ 1240 01:02:05,521 --> 01:02:07,090 ♪ With the way I feel 1241 01:02:07,123 --> 01:02:09,158 ♪ You're spectacular 1242 01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:11,394 ♪ You're spectacular 1243 01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:14,297 ♪ You're so spectacular 1244 01:02:16,165 --> 01:02:18,401 I feel like I'm getting the chords a little mixed up. 1245 01:02:18,434 --> 01:02:20,503 Like, I'm getting-- I feel like I'm getting 1246 01:02:20,536 --> 01:02:23,172 a little bit mixed up with the chords and stuff. 1247 01:02:23,206 --> 01:02:28,010 Oh, that's fine. It's, I mean, wow. 1248 01:02:28,044 --> 01:02:31,914 The way I feel, I feel is not getting through in the song. 1249 01:02:31,948 --> 01:02:33,883 It's amazing. Just, you know, 1250 01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:37,286 like... I'm right here. 1251 01:02:38,855 --> 01:02:41,290 Maybe if I just do it a cappella. 1252 01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:43,359 Yeah, okay. 1253 01:02:43,392 --> 01:02:45,161 Uh... 1254 01:02:49,065 --> 01:02:51,901 ♪ Zoe, I know we jumped in quick ♪ 1255 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:54,971 ♪ But there's so much I feel I can't deal with it ♪ 1256 01:02:55,004 --> 01:03:00,576 ♪ When I'm alone, I feel like I'm without you ♪ 1257 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:04,180 ♪ The past couple days have been a hit ♪ 1258 01:03:04,213 --> 01:03:07,350 ♪ The way I feel, I can't deal with it ♪ 1259 01:03:07,383 --> 01:03:13,156 ♪ When I'm alone, I feel like I'm without you ♪ 1260 01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:17,860 I'm, like out there in the wilderness, 1261 01:03:17,894 --> 01:03:19,595 one with nature, and I'm like... 1262 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:22,198 this is an important time. 1263 01:03:22,231 --> 01:03:23,599 I'm gonna sing a great song. 1264 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,968 And so I came up with it, and there it was. 1265 01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:28,070 -It's really beautiful. -Thank you. 1266 01:03:28,104 --> 01:03:31,107 -You're really beautiful. -Aw, thanks. 1267 01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:34,610 So, uh, I think I found the perfect spot, guys. 1268 01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:36,913 Front and center. 1269 01:03:36,946 --> 01:03:38,314 Let's get you guys married, huh? 1270 01:03:38,347 --> 01:03:40,917 Oh, my gosh! We're doing this. This is wild. 1271 01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:43,219 Shoot, it's only 15 minute parking. 1272 01:03:43,252 --> 01:03:45,588 Um, why don't we... why don't we just jump out, 1273 01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:47,990 and you can cruise down the block, 1274 01:03:48,024 --> 01:03:50,560 and we can meet you out, down at a coffee shop 1275 01:03:50,593 --> 01:03:52,028 or something in a little bit? 1276 01:03:52,061 --> 01:03:53,996 You know what? I'll go down the block. 1277 01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:55,464 I'll get hour parking down there, 1278 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:57,066 and then we'll all go in together. 1279 01:03:57,099 --> 01:03:59,268 Oh, I don't think there's hour parking here. 1280 01:03:59,302 --> 01:04:01,103 -There's-- -What do you mean? 1281 01:04:01,137 --> 01:04:02,505 I don't know. My friend just lives here, 1282 01:04:02,538 --> 01:04:04,674 and she said there wasn't any hour parking. 1283 01:04:04,707 --> 01:04:07,176 She lives right over there. 1284 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:09,946 And I know that she doesn't ever get parking for an hour. 1285 01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:11,681 Maybe there's, like, a special 1286 01:04:11,714 --> 01:04:13,649 "People that are getting married" parking area? 1287 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:15,084 That seems weird. 1288 01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:16,586 Well, let's just drive around the block 1289 01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:18,521 and get a little parking and then-- 1290 01:04:18,554 --> 01:04:20,223 'Cause we wanna walk in together. 1291 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:21,524 You've got your best man. 1292 01:04:21,557 --> 01:04:23,426 I think it's probably best if you just 1293 01:04:23,459 --> 01:04:25,061 drive down the block, 1294 01:04:25,094 --> 01:04:28,264 and you can do some loops around the block, and... 1295 01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:30,099 It's okay if the car gets towed. 1296 01:04:30,132 --> 01:04:33,002 I will pay for the tow. I will take care of it. 1297 01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:34,203 I'm happy to do it. 1298 01:04:34,237 --> 01:04:35,504 I wanna get out of the car. 1299 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:37,173 I feel really uncomfortable right now. 1300 01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,708 I'm just... getting burnt. 1301 01:04:38,741 --> 01:04:41,077 [Isaac] You'll just be my best man from the car, I guess. 1302 01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:43,179 I mean, it's fine. We'll be in and out, man. 1303 01:04:48,651 --> 01:04:51,120 That's a really good idea, you guys. 1304 01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:55,992 Go ahead. Go in there. I'll be here. 1305 01:04:56,025 --> 01:04:59,962 -All right. We'll be right out. -Bye. 1306 01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:04,367 ♪ 1307 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,969 -[guitar strumming] -[Isaac] ♪ Zoe! 1308 01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:10,406 ♪ I love you so much 1309 01:05:11,607 --> 01:05:14,143 ♪ It's all I think about 1310 01:05:14,176 --> 01:05:16,979 Crib right there, right? 1311 01:05:17,013 --> 01:05:18,547 And we'll have, like, the fucking thing-- 1312 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:22,118 I feel like the crib should be-- The window, you know? 1313 01:05:22,151 --> 01:05:23,719 If it rains or something? 1314 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,422 No, I mean, just 'cause it's kind of a pretty view. 1315 01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:28,491 -Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -I don't wanna block it. 1316 01:05:28,524 --> 01:05:30,526 I just feel, like, this room has more potential 1317 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:32,495 than just, like, a giant closet. 1318 01:05:32,528 --> 01:05:35,564 What do we wanna do with this pile of clothes over here? 1319 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:37,733 I think we should keep that there. 1320 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,702 Um, we should just... 1321 01:05:39,735 --> 01:05:43,239 put all the rest of the clothes over there? 1322 01:05:43,272 --> 01:05:45,441 -Hey. -What? 1323 01:05:45,474 --> 01:05:47,543 This can be, like, a fun thing. 1324 01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:49,178 -Okay, yeah. -All right? 1325 01:05:49,211 --> 01:05:50,379 This is, like, a good thing. 1326 01:05:50,413 --> 01:05:52,181 Am I acting weird or something? 1327 01:05:52,214 --> 01:05:53,683 No, you're acting, like, stressed out. 1328 01:05:53,716 --> 01:05:55,451 Stressed out? Oh, I'm sorry. 1329 01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:59,088 We got Charlie coming over here soon. 1330 01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:01,390 We got Charlie coming over. 1331 01:06:01,424 --> 01:06:03,025 We're gonna have some dinner. 1332 01:06:03,059 --> 01:06:04,193 Yeah. 1333 01:06:04,226 --> 01:06:05,661 Hey. This is, like, a really-- 1334 01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,730 -This is a cool thing. -I know. 1335 01:06:07,763 --> 01:06:10,399 We're clearing out, like, our kid's room. 1336 01:06:10,433 --> 01:06:11,600 Mm. 1337 01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:13,402 God. 1338 01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:15,338 It's, like, our baby's room. 1339 01:06:15,371 --> 01:06:17,139 [whispering] Holy shit. 1340 01:06:17,173 --> 01:06:19,375 You just know that you have certain pets, 1341 01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:21,277 and then you can train the pets 1342 01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:24,613 to have different abilities. 1343 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:26,382 And you can buy them weapons and stuff. 1344 01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:28,484 Like, I had this one neo-pet 1345 01:06:28,517 --> 01:06:31,354 that was like a dragon that had a sword, 1346 01:06:31,387 --> 01:06:34,690 and it was like the most powerful sword that you could have. 1347 01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:36,625 I wish I retained some of it. 1348 01:06:36,659 --> 01:06:37,827 It just feels like I spent-- 1349 01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:40,196 We spent, like, $200,000 on school, 1350 01:06:40,229 --> 01:06:42,331 and I don't know fucking anything about bonobos 1351 01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:43,799 or monkeys or anything. 1352 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,835 -[chuckles] Bonobos. -What? 1353 01:06:45,868 --> 01:06:48,437 She was a bonobo specialist. I don't know shit about them. 1354 01:06:48,471 --> 01:06:51,440 She's, like, the queen of the bonobos 1355 01:06:51,474 --> 01:06:53,075 among the humans in the world. 1356 01:06:53,109 --> 01:06:54,377 She was great, man. 1357 01:06:54,410 --> 01:06:55,745 And the books that she assigned us to read 1358 01:06:55,778 --> 01:06:57,513 were all books that, like, 1359 01:06:57,546 --> 01:07:00,549 actually made me feel really good. 1360 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:02,385 You know, they weren't just stupid textbooks, 1361 01:07:02,418 --> 01:07:04,487 they were the kind of books you'd read 1362 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,622 if you were, like, on mushrooms. 1363 01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:11,227 Did we get that chocolate cake? 1364 01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:13,295 Mm-hmm. You want me to get it right now? 1365 01:07:13,329 --> 01:07:15,631 -Yeah, will you get it? -You want some? 1366 01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:18,200 -Yeah, chocolate. -It's $30, dude. 1367 01:07:18,234 --> 01:07:20,703 -You're telling me-- -No, you don't have to pay. 1368 01:07:20,736 --> 01:07:22,605 I'll be right back. 1369 01:07:28,277 --> 01:07:29,712 [door closes] 1370 01:07:29,745 --> 01:07:31,781 How far along are you? 1371 01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:34,183 Why, you want a glass of milk? 1372 01:07:36,685 --> 01:07:38,554 [whispering] Yes, Mommy. 1373 01:07:42,391 --> 01:07:44,860 ♪ 1374 01:08:11,454 --> 01:08:13,422 -Yo, bitch. -Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1375 01:08:13,456 --> 01:08:15,825 Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! 1376 01:08:15,858 --> 01:08:18,727 Dude! Yo! 1377 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,396 -Hey. -What? 1378 01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,498 -Are you good? -Yeah. 1379 01:08:25,434 --> 01:08:27,703 -Are you all right? -Yeah, I'm good. 1380 01:08:27,736 --> 01:08:29,839 One sec. 1381 01:08:29,872 --> 01:08:32,441 ♪ 1382 01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:49,592 [crying] 1383 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,230 Hey, man, are you okay? 1384 01:09:00,436 --> 01:09:02,204 Hey, man. 1385 01:09:10,412 --> 01:09:12,348 Hey, it's okay, man. 1386 01:09:17,286 --> 01:09:19,788 [crying continues] 1387 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,836 ♪ 100001

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