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Congratulations, one and all,
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and welcome to Twisted Metal.
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There are rules here.
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No killing outside
of an official round.
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But there are also perks.
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I provided delightful
accommodations for you.
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Great. High school.
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It's bringing back,
like, so many memories.
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It's crazy.
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I've seen the way
you're acting with Mike,
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and I don't like it.
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I friggin' love it.
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The last driver behind the wheel
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gets their wish granted.
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One wish per car.
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I wish for all the
walls to come down
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in every city, everywhere.
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The mask.
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I wish to bring
Krista back to life.
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I did something
behind Quiet's back.
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I don't know what I'm
gonna do about it, man.
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I never lied to her before.
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We can't afford
another day like this.
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John! This is life and death.
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I've never seen you like this.
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-What's going on?
-I lied to you, Quiet.
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I made my own wish.
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Morning.
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What can I get you?
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I need an anniversary cake
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that feeds eight.
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Express delivery.
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That's a big-ass cake.
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It's a special occasion.
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Put it on my tab.
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You got it.
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What the fuck?
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Hey.
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Looks like someone
had a wet dream.
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The fuck?
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Goodnight kiss?
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Fuck my life.
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I'm not being selfish!
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You made your own wish
and didn't tell me.
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You put our lives, the
mission, all of us in danger!
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And this is why I
didn't want to tell you!
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And that's pretty
fucking selfish.
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What the hell are
you looking at?
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A lonely soul.
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But you can always join us.
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Fuck off, Grimm job!
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Hmm, looks like
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that hot potato is
back on the market.
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Really? No more John?
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Good.
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Makes 'em easier to pick
off if they're weak.
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Like little fishies.
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Seriously, John, you are
being so small minded!
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You don't think I wanted to wish
for a million fucking things?
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But this is bigger than us,
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and you are being an asshole
for not getting that.
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Fuck! I can't even
look at you right now.
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No problem!
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I'm leaving.
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Oh!
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Trying to wash the
odor of betrayal
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off your hot little body?
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That's right, Stinky titties,
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everyone in here
knows what happened
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because the walls
are paper thin.
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I didn't betray anybody.
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Oh, okay.
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Keep telling yourself
that, tough guy.
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♪ Vermin knows the truth
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I actually have to go this way.
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Somebody's got to
fix these lights.
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When I took the
Hippocratic oath,
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I swore that I would uphold
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the best interests
of all my patients.
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I appreciate the concern, doc.
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I'm in the best
shape of my life.
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Um, actually, that's why I
wanted to speak with you.
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I received the results
of your physical exam,
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and, well, there's no
easy way to say this,
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but I found something.
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Wait. Are you serious, doc?
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Yes.
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I thought I'd have more time.
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Life is so incredibly
precious, isn't it?
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All right.
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Don't sugarcoat it.
Hit me straight.
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I can take it.
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You're sterile.
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Oh. Well, that explains
the weird rash.
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No, no. Th-that's psoriasis.
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Being sterile means that
you can't have children.
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Hey, I can have as many
children as I want.
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I mean, duh, kidnapping.
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I-I mean, biologically.
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Let me explain.
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You see the testicles?
They make the sperm.
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I got plenty of testicles.
What seems to be the problem?
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Actually, you have
too many testicles.
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And unfortunately,
none of them work.
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Yours can't make sperm.
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-Do-do you understand?
-Yes.
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No, no, I do not.
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I can tell by your grunting,
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you and the chatty
man are at war.
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Unfortunate.
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A good cock is a
terrible thing to waste.
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If you no longer have
use, shall I have him?
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You don't need to ask me.
John does what he wants.
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He can fuck you,
make his own wish,
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jump off a fucking building.
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-I don't care anymore.
-Excellent.
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I'm glad you approve.
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For even in the Arctic
wasteland I call home,
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to violate the girl code
would be something...
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Good evening, my drivers.
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Excellent showing
in the last round.
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You did so well,
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I planned a little bonus round.
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I trust you're all
ready to fight.
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Oh, shit, shit. Shit!
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I've invited some new friends
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to join the fray,
the Apocalypse Nine.
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They feel nothing and
are very hard to kill.
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They are the ultimate
hunters of man,
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and they are on your scent.
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It's a shame you won't
have your weapons,
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but I've always found
artillery to be a crutch.
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You'll just have to
use brains, brawn,
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and good old American gumption.
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The rules are simple.
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All of you versus all of them.
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Quiet.
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Whoever's left standing
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when the sun rises will move on.
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Good luck.
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There.
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Now nobody can get in.
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I can't get my gas.
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We're all gonna die.
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It burns. It burns!
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That was a waste of a shower.
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You saved me.
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For now.
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I plan on eviscerating
you in the next round.
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But first, we need to take
care of these fuckers.
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Get your ass up.
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Man, what the hell
are you doing?
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I don't know. I
thought you were, like,
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an evil basketball
dude or something.
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Evil basketball dude?
What the fuck is that?
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We've been living with
the abominable snow tits
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and a bug fucker. How
am I the asshole here?
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What... where are you going?
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To find Quiet. I have
to make sure she's okay.
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Yikes. You sure you
want to do that?
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You don't know the full story.
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I know you screwed up.
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Relationships are
built on trust, John.
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These are complicated emotions,
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and you wouldn't understand.
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Oh, I wouldn't?
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I'm a divorcee.
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Oh, shit!
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Is that fucking Freddy Krueger?
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Did he say we're going to die?
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Because if the dude with
metal arms is scared,
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we're fucked.
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Hey, there, Gilbert Grape,
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what's eating ya?
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I can't fight without gas, man.
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I can't fight, I can't kill,
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we're all fucking dead.
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I need it, man. I need the gas.
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-I need that shit!
-Hey, man, it's cool.
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Nobody has their
wheels this round.
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I don't need it for
my wheels, dumb-ass.
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I need it for me. I drink it.
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I'm a killing machine powered
by pure premium unleaded.
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Fuck!
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Oh, okay.
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That's very different.
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Let's leave the opinions
outside, Stuart.
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It's a judgment free
zone up in he-ah.
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He said he drinks
the gas up in he-ah.
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Are you saying you
need the gas in here?
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Is it what you need in here?
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What the fuck?
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Hey, Dave, Dave, Dave.
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I think we both know
what time it is.
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Oh, I'm picking up what
you're putting down, Michael.
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-Grab some chairs.
-You got it, bud.
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Uh, what time is it?
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It's time for Dave to
turn this shit around.
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That's what time it is.
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Didn't you hear Calypso?
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There's a group of
psychos trying to kill us.
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If Axel's our best fighter,
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let's just get him the gas.
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Axel's most important fight
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is the one from within.
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Gentlemen,
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we're having an intervention.
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What?
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You're gonna love it.
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Any idea who these
bottom feeders are?
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The Apocalypse Nine.
They're fucking nuts.
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You know why their
skin is yellow?
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They burn their nerve endings
so they don't feel shit.
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So where's John?
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I thought you assholes
couldn't go anywhere alone.
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-That's none of your business.
-Oh, fuck.
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So it's true then. He
made a different wish.
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Please, you don't think
these gossipy bitches talk?
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I'm up here thinking about
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the greater good
of all humanity.
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He's potentially
fucking it all up
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just thinking about himself.
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So what did he wish for?
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To bring his sister
back to life.
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Oh, interesting.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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I don't know. He seems
like the type of guy
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to wish for an
elephant sized dong
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or a house made of candy.
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What kind of psychopath
would do something like this?
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Well, well, well...
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If it isn't the popular girls.
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God, I almost shit
my fucking shorts.
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Surprised?
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I guess I'm not
as prim and proper
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as you thought I was.
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Well, it looks like
you got this covered.
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Yeah. we're going
to go snuff out
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the rest of these fuckers.
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Uh, w-w-wait. I...
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Oh, I just was gonna say...
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...good luck...
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...with wherever you're going.
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I'll just...
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I'll just be here.
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By myself.
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Well, not by myself.
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With you, of course, but...
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Do you want to come with us?
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Looks like these worker ants
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just became a colony.
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Girls night!
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Oh, we can braid
each other's hair.
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We can have a slumber
party. We can...
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Shh!
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We need weapons.
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Shit, Looks like someone
took all the good stuff.
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Well, no duh.
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Well, no duh.
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Quit playing around.
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I'm trying to figure
out a way out of this.
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Don't hurt yourself.
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I've been surviving out
here since I was a kid.
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I know what I'm doing.
265
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,917
Oh, yeah? How old were you?
266
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,965
-Twelve.
-Seven.
267
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:31,296
Well, it was the start
of the apocalypse,
268
00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:32,985
when shit was really hard.
269
00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:35,503
Oh, yeah, I bet it was so hard
270
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:37,917
to have tons of supplies
and food to loot.
271
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,158
Everything was picked over
272
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:40,675
by the time my
generation got to them.
273
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,537
So you want everything
handed to you?
274
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,675
When I was a kid, you had
to get a car and go find it.
275
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:48,089
A car? What car? None
of them were left
276
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:50,641
after the old timers
like you took them all.
277
00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,951
God, I bet back in your day
you could just trip, fall,
278
00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:54,379
and smack your head into a car.
279
00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:57,641
No. Yeah, well,
280
00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,444
you should have joined
a group or something.
281
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,227
Well, no duh.
282
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,261
You don't think that I tried?
283
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,020
Everyone that I found out there
284
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:07,985
was a weirdo sex
pest or a lunatic.
285
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,931
I never found people
who wanted me around...
286
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:12,827
...who actually got me.
287
00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,000
Yeah, I know that feeling.
288
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:20,641
All right, come on.
289
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,000
What happened between you guys?
290
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,310
We got in a fight, a big one.
291
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,468
She told me...
292
00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:31,710
...she couldn't stand
the sight of me.
293
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,068
So?
294
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:36,068
So I left.
295
00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,468
So you took the easy way out.
296
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,896
Classic bitch move.
297
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:48,000
So, do you have any ideas?
298
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,241
One.
299
00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,227
Good haul today.
300
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,537
Save me the heads.
301
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,379
I like to suck the eyes.
302
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,434
What the hell?
303
00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:06,861
Let me try.
304
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,468
It's locked!
305
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,089
We noticed.
306
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:16,000
Where the hell did
they come from?
307
00:19:17,931 --> 00:19:19,468
Hello?
308
00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:23,917
Holy shit, these guys are fast!
309
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Where the fuck is everybody?
310
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,779
Look, man, I know
311
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:30,689
that talking about
the past isn't easy,
312
00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:32,951
but we don't judge.
313
00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,412
This is a safe space.
314
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:39,399
Uh, I feel like this is
actually a dangerous space.
315
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,848
Do we really have time for this?
316
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,572
One of those vents probably
leads to the garage
317
00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:44,965
-where the gas is.
-Hey, Stu,
318
00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:47,551
trust the process.
319
00:19:49,827 --> 00:19:51,378
-Yeah.
-Go ahead, Axel.
320
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:56,827
My life started out fine enough.
321
00:19:58,241 --> 00:19:59,779
But things got hard
after my daddy left.
322
00:19:59,862 --> 00:20:01,551
-Yeah. That's tough.
-It's okay.
323
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,641
If I'm being honest,
losing my wife was harder.
324
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,951
Goddamn.
325
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,744
She cheated on me with my dad.
326
00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:10,034
-Wow. Wow.
-Well, I'm sure...
327
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,572
Karma came for those two.
328
00:20:12,655 --> 00:20:13,862
It didn't.
329
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:17,089
They got married
and moved to Napa.
330
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,724
Me? I stayed in Louisiana.
331
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,965
Work was hard to come by.
332
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,261
I took on a lot of debt
from the wrong people.
333
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,744
So you start drinking gas?
334
00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:29,744
No. I had to work
off what I owed.
335
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:32,586
-Oh.
-By killing.
336
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,034
Oh.
337
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,710
And one day I got a job.
338
00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:37,779
It's the usual assignment.
339
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,551
Eliminate everyone.
340
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:44,896
But they forgot to
mention one thing.
341
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:47,758
A baby.
342
00:20:50,344 --> 00:20:51,813
So you're haunted
by killing a baby?
343
00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,482
Bitch, I didn't kill no baby.
344
00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:56,206
-I'd never kill a kid.
-Of course not.
345
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,330
I got the child out of there,
346
00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:00,089
and we went on the run.
347
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,572
For a long time
348
00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,517
it was just the two
of us on the road.
349
00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:09,241
Those were good days.
350
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,330
Some of the best in my life.
351
00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:16,413
Dude, I mean, you did
save the kid, right?
352
00:21:16,655 --> 00:21:18,965
You should be proud
of yourself, brother.
353
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:20,965
One day...
354
00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:25,192
...vultures raided my camp.
355
00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:28,103
I fought as hard as I could,
but they knocked me out.
356
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:34,309
The last thing I remember
is that baby screaming.
357
00:21:38,793 --> 00:21:40,793
When I came to,
the kid was gone.
358
00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:47,655
So I went looking for her.
359
00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:51,172
Then I met this scientist, Zemu.
360
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,241
He said he'd help me find her.
361
00:21:56,758 --> 00:22:00,779
Instead, he trapped
me, tortured me,
362
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,344
did experiments.
363
00:22:05,068 --> 00:22:06,620
He took away my hands.
364
00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:10,551
Put me in the wheels.
365
00:22:13,068 --> 00:22:14,896
And that's when the gas came in.
366
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,468
That's when you started
drinking the gas.
367
00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:19,951
All I had were my
wheels and that gas can,
368
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,261
so if we get it,
369
00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:23,144
I have to try to take
it straight to the dome.
370
00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:25,710
Look, guys, I know
what's going on here.
371
00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:28,985
You think the gas controls you.
372
00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:31,399
Right, but you were
murdering people
373
00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:33,123
before the gas.
374
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:36,089
Look, man, on the real, I
used to eat human flesh.
375
00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:37,606
It's fucking gross,
376
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,606
and it turned me into
a different person.
377
00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:41,951
But eventually, I
learned to forgive myself
378
00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:43,862
and I moved the fuck on
379
00:22:44,206 --> 00:22:46,517
with a little help
from a friend.
380
00:22:49,965 --> 00:22:51,917
It's easy for you to say.
381
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
It's just me and my wheels.
382
00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:02,503
Then lean on us. You're
not alone anymore.
383
00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:05,227
We believe in you even
if you don't right now.
384
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,123
We know that you
could murder anyone
385
00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:08,537
if you put your
mind to murdering,
386
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,365
stone-cold sobes.
387
00:23:10,448 --> 00:23:11,641
I couldn't have said it better.
388
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,434
Beautiful stuff, Stu.
389
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,448
Oh, shit!
390
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:25,951
You want Axel?
391
00:23:26,034 --> 00:23:28,310
Here I am, motherfuckers!
392
00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:36,882
Axel! Axel!
393
00:23:36,965 --> 00:23:40,710
Axel! Axel! Axel! Axel!
394
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,310
Axel! Axel!
395
00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:51,020
So he wished for his
sister to come back?
396
00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:52,744
How is that selfish, exactly?
397
00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:54,399
Yeah. It's not like
he wished for, like,
398
00:23:54,482 --> 00:23:55,813
a bug body or beetle wings,
399
00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,365
or, like, a bigger
dick or something.
400
00:23:57,448 --> 00:23:59,054
Fine. What he wished for
401
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:00,813
wasn't exactly selfish,
402
00:24:00,896 --> 00:24:02,123
but he still risked the mission.
403
00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:03,951
He risked your mission.
404
00:24:04,034 --> 00:24:06,020
Guess he thought saving one
person was more important.
405
00:24:06,103 --> 00:24:08,089
-I agree.
-That doesn't change the fact
406
00:24:08,172 --> 00:24:09,813
that he kept it
a secret from me.
407
00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:11,261
We're supposed to have
each other's backs.
408
00:24:11,344 --> 00:24:13,675
Are you really
that fucking dense?
409
00:24:13,758 --> 00:24:15,123
Do you know how many
times John tried
410
00:24:15,206 --> 00:24:17,261
to escape my city
to get back to you?
411
00:24:17,344 --> 00:24:18,896
Fifteen times!
412
00:24:19,241 --> 00:24:21,434
The dumb ass even
cracked his head open
413
00:24:21,517 --> 00:24:23,655
falling from a hang glider
made of pizza boxes.
414
00:24:24,034 --> 00:24:25,689
He's not a thinker.
415
00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:27,827
God, you two morons are
made for each other.
416
00:24:32,206 --> 00:24:34,723
Excuse me. Here comes the boot!
417
00:24:38,793 --> 00:24:40,882
Did I ever tell you
girlies about Ronald?
418
00:24:40,965 --> 00:24:43,365
Ronald Hinkley. He was
the love of my life...
419
00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:44,606
No.
420
00:24:44,689 --> 00:24:46,434
He had a shiny little ponytail,
421
00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:49,468
and he was a soprano in
the ninth grade choir.
422
00:24:49,551 --> 00:24:53,227
Oh, yeah. I used to get such
a snail trail when he'd sing.
423
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:56,261
♪ Ave Maria
424
00:24:56,344 --> 00:24:57,517
No one cares!
425
00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:03,192
One summer, he
was at Camp Finch,
426
00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:05,641
and I was all the way
427
00:25:05,724 --> 00:25:07,606
a mile away
428
00:25:07,689 --> 00:25:09,724
at Camp Schodack.
429
00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:12,241
So you know what we did?
430
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,813
We snuck out at night
431
00:25:15,896 --> 00:25:17,482
so that we could see each other.
432
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,951
We made it work.
433
00:25:22,034 --> 00:25:23,379
You know why?
434
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,827
Because despite our differences,
435
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,586
we were in love.
436
00:25:31,758 --> 00:25:32,985
What happened to Ronald?
437
00:25:33,068 --> 00:25:35,241
Oh, I dumped his ass
when he wouldn't put out.
438
00:25:35,551 --> 00:25:37,848
You girls know what
I'm talking about, huh?
439
00:25:37,931 --> 00:25:39,365
There's only so much
second base you can do
440
00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:42,000
before you need to
slide into home.
441
00:25:42,724 --> 00:25:44,586
Shit.
442
00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:46,482
Do you guys think that was John?
443
00:25:48,275 --> 00:25:49,675
I mean, it might have been Stu.
444
00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:51,020
I don't know.
Should we go check?
445
00:25:51,103 --> 00:25:52,054
Ugh.
446
00:25:52,137 --> 00:25:54,158
"Should we go check?"
447
00:25:54,241 --> 00:25:56,655
Maybe we should go
check. Let's go.
448
00:26:36,482 --> 00:26:37,586
Surprise, motherfucker!
449
00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:50,447
Oh, no, no, no!
450
00:26:59,655 --> 00:27:01,068
Mayhem, now!
451
00:27:13,827 --> 00:27:16,379
Damn it.
452
00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:17,951
I think he pissed his pants.
453
00:27:18,034 --> 00:27:19,434
-You good?
-Yeah.
454
00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:21,275
Yeah, why? Did I get some on me?
455
00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:26,330
Holy shit, that was crazy.
456
00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:27,503
How did you come up with that?
457
00:27:27,586 --> 00:27:29,261
I hid out in a
Blockbuster for a month,
458
00:27:29,344 --> 00:27:31,296
survived off nothing but
stale candy and horror movies.
459
00:27:31,379 --> 00:27:32,641
Horror movies?
460
00:27:32,724 --> 00:27:34,261
Hell, no. That's too scary.
461
00:27:34,344 --> 00:27:35,813
Oh, pussy.
462
00:27:35,896 --> 00:27:37,158
Come on. Horror
movies are great.
463
00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:39,330
Although I refuse to
watch Deep Blue Sea.
464
00:27:39,413 --> 00:27:40,985
I do not fuck with the ocean
465
00:27:41,068 --> 00:27:42,123
or the shit that lives in it.
466
00:27:42,206 --> 00:27:43,641
Way too scary.
467
00:27:43,724 --> 00:27:45,688
Finally, someone understands
that the ocean sucks!
468
00:27:47,862 --> 00:27:49,586
Oh, shit.
469
00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:52,951
Don't worry about it.
470
00:27:53,034 --> 00:27:54,434
The way we took that guy down,
471
00:27:54,517 --> 00:27:56,448
if we stick together, we can...
472
00:27:57,172 --> 00:27:58,344
Shit!
473
00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:03,330
-John!
-Quiet.
474
00:28:03,413 --> 00:28:04,985
Thank God you're alive.
475
00:28:05,068 --> 00:28:06,482
Well, I mean, don't jinx it.
476
00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:18,882
Out of my way!
477
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,103
I got this.
478
00:28:30,137 --> 00:28:34,813
♪ Once there was This kid who ♪
479
00:28:34,896 --> 00:28:39,710
♪ Got into an accident And
couldn't come to school ♪
480
00:28:39,793 --> 00:28:45,537
♪ But when He
finally came back ♪
481
00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:51,654
♪ His hair had turned from
Black into bright white ♪
482
00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:56,758
♪ He said that It
was from when ♪
483
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:03,123
♪ The cars had smashed So hard ♪
484
00:29:03,206 --> 00:29:08,724
♪ Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm ♪
485
00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:18,572
♪ Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm ♪
486
00:29:18,655 --> 00:29:20,675
Thank god he's on our side.
487
00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:21,744
Yeah, for now.
488
00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:23,123
I did it.
489
00:29:23,206 --> 00:29:24,951
I killed without the gas.
490
00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:26,192
You did so good, bro.
491
00:29:26,275 --> 00:29:28,779
Hey, you slaughtered
those twelve steps.
492
00:29:28,862 --> 00:29:31,241
Awesome. Awesome stuff, Axel.
493
00:29:32,724 --> 00:29:33,744
Uh, real talk,
494
00:29:33,827 --> 00:29:36,399
I don't know if taking away
this guy's one weakness
495
00:29:36,482 --> 00:29:37,917
was the best idea.
496
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,917
Stu! Oh, there you are.
497
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,572
I don't know about you, but
I have had quite the day.
498
00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:44,985
Long story short,
499
00:29:45,068 --> 00:29:46,917
the doctor said my
nuts are broken,
500
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,123
so I won't be shitting
out a baby anytime soon.
501
00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:51,779
And it made me think
and reevaluate my life,
502
00:29:51,862 --> 00:29:53,344
what I want.
503
00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:56,517
I'm adopting you, son.
504
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,744
Oh, wow. Uh, what?
505
00:29:59,827 --> 00:30:02,310
All right, squirt.
506
00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:06,034
Not too old to play catch
with your old man, are you?
507
00:30:06,482 --> 00:30:08,296
-Ugh.
-Come on, champ.
508
00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:10,033
Got to keep your
eye on the head.
509
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:13,641
Congratulations,
510
00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:16,917
my friends, to
those who survived.
511
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,689
The Apocalypse Nine
have been defeated.
512
00:30:19,896 --> 00:30:22,034
You work well as a team.
513
00:30:22,379 --> 00:30:24,710
Too bad, because next round
514
00:30:24,793 --> 00:30:26,724
is every man for himself.
515
00:30:44,206 --> 00:30:45,206
Can we talk?
516
00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:48,793
Yeah.
517
00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:51,034
Quiet,
518
00:30:52,034 --> 00:30:53,620
I'm sorry.
519
00:30:55,275 --> 00:30:57,068
I messed up real bad.
520
00:30:59,137 --> 00:31:00,779
You did.
521
00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:03,758
I made a snap decision,
and I regret it.
522
00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:15,192
When Krista died,
523
00:31:15,275 --> 00:31:18,482
we didn't really have
time to process it.
524
00:31:21,275 --> 00:31:22,758
I'm sorry for that.
525
00:31:27,103 --> 00:31:28,827
It just happened so fast.
526
00:31:32,241 --> 00:31:34,103
If you ever want
to talk about her,
527
00:31:35,413 --> 00:31:36,413
just ask.
528
00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:42,448
I think you should have it.
529
00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:50,137
Thanks.
530
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Come on.
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We can fix this.
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What the hell?
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